The Janelis J Show (Presents): Let’s Get Hype- Party Edition (Episode 4)

you got Nova, we got Hova. Who owes me money? Jay Z does owe me money? I'm gonna say, I'm gonna put it out there, but that's neither here nor there. We got a good show, listen. I just wanted to show to be all good vibes, all happy, all bubbly. You know what I'm saying. I want you to feel the same way everyone felt that trusting night in two thousand three when my single I Touched Your Dick Last Night was on the number one top charts. So I'm rebringing back that and we're gonna have a fun show

for you. That's gonna started for this show. You know, I fired uh girards. He was just doing too much and yet not enough. So funny how that can happen. So you know, Gerard, uh, you know, funk off. And you know I got a new hype man. I got this hype man. He's really dope. He's a prodigy of fat Man school. You know what I'm saying. He's out here. He could only call me on the phone. He couldn't come in a studio. So you know that's neither here nor there. It's gonna still be lit. Everyone give it

up for the Fat Doctor. Yea, that's exactly the kind of energy you see. Jaro was not coming to me with that kind of energy. And that's here's back. Get him off, Get him off. If this is a showtime at the Apollo, the clowns would have come out with that damn stick. But yo again, you know, I'm so happy to have the Fact Doctor here. He's gonna hype it up and need some energy, You need some fun. And this this is the hype party edition of the Jennalis Jay Show. You know me, I love the party.

I love it. Yes, so party yo, yo, yes, yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. See, this is what I'm talking about this the energy I mean, and we're gonna get the show started with tea time. Jenellis handy and lovin in your tea all day, every day, honey, uh, spoonful of tea. Heeps the doctor away, but not the Fat Doctor because we're here. I'm tea time. Listen. The last episode, it was all about radical transparency. It was

all serious blah blah blah. Nicki Minajh captain, critics, incriminating herself. Whatever. This episode, we're gonna lighting things up. We have the Fat Doctor here, you know, mad light, mad fun. You know what I'm saying. We're gonna take a break from celebrity gossip because that ship could be so dark, dark energy, dark vibes, vibes off. They make deals with the devil. That's exactly what I'm saying. I love your energy. So we're gonna talk about something like, we're gonna talk about

the weather. I want to keep it light and tight. The man got doctor. So for our first headline, are you ready, Fat Doctor? Right? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Within the next two decades, global temperatures that's a couple of years, twenty years, global temperatures are likely to rise at one point five degree celsius. It's getting high in here. In twenty nineteen, global carbon emissions from fossil fuel and fossil fuel industries reached a high of thirty six point forty

four billion metric tons in emissions. Sound that's heavy, dog, that's heavy. In emissions fell by five point eight percent due to COVID oh and the resulting economic crisis. But despite last year's reverse trendy emissions are expect it to again grow by nearly five percent to thirty three billion punks. Let's hear what the executive director of the International Energy Agency has to say. This is a dire warning that the economic recovery from the COVID crisis is currently anything

but sustainable for our climate. Unless governments around the world move for a rapidly to start cutting a mission, we are likely to face an even worse situation in we gotta move baby. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Next uh, next story. The last seven years have been the warmest on record tank top season all of year around.

That's what I'm talking about. The last seven years have been the warmest seven years on records, type of fining, The on growing and dramatic warming trend just from the Godden Institute of Space Studies Director Gavin Schmidt. Smitty, you know what SMI has to say, Whether one year is a record or not, it's not really that important. The

important things that are these long term trends. With these trends, and as the human impact on the climate increases, we have to expect that record will continue to be broken or breaking records out here exactly the next story. We got more stories for you. Don't just stop there. It's not just more than one million species are at risk of extinction by calling it change. Come on, one million.

So this is a question we got for you. Imagine dressing up as a fraud for Halloween and then having to explain it the generations, what it was and why it's gone on those. Top of all, amphibians are at risk of extinction during the climate change, So this could

be a reality if we don't have soon. Yeah, yeah, what the weather frogs that you know what we saying us extinction is a natural phenomenon, claiming about five species per year, but some experts suggests we're in the midst of six mass extinction when that is caused mostly by human activity. Scientists estimate dozens of species of plants and animals currently go extinct each day, nearly one thousand times the natural radeles. Literally, yeah, we're killing that. We're killing them,

just like you are with the energy. And we loved out. Doctor got him all right? Next, Sorry, climate change is already happening, and it's detrimental to human life too. Is hurting people exactly. Rising temperature is coupled with a growing number of people in cities and increasing population of the elderly, have increased heat related death, according to a twenty eighteen study in The Lancet WHOA right there. I don't think

you know when polym remains. The report concluded that the lack of adaptive capacities and effort towards reducing emissions threatened human lives and the national health systems people rely on by pushing services to their limit and disrupting core infrastructure. Vulnerable communities already being hit first and worst. It's always the hood first, just like my single went popping in the hood first. You know what I'm saying. Hey, hey, hey, hey, alright,

last story. Many leaders are still not taking climate change seriously, although it's been five years since the Paris Agreement entered into force. Sounds sounds heavy. None of the world's major economies are on track to keep global warming below one

point five degree celsius above pre industry industrial levels. To outline steps to achieve the goals of the Paris Agreement to reduce greenhound gas emissions and build resilience to climate change, parties submit nationally determined contribution AK and d C every five years. Climate literacy is among the climate goals that

have missed the mark. Climate literacy are supported by an integrated Kate twelve curricula is needed to prepare the youth with an understanding of the climate crisis and the skills to create solutions. Yet not one country has thoroughly addressed it with its within its NBC. Yeah, so you know you're ready for more stories. We've got more climate change stories for you. Dot fat doctor. It's crazy. I got I got like another another ten headlines if you want

to read them and get hype about them. Of dying in the planet, dying no more. What are you talking about? Oh, I'm sorry, you're using the voice. You're using your Juilliard voice. David, I thought we agree that, sire I thought this was supposed to be fun, and I hype up things and there was no like, there's no no vinyl reason for me, just everything which you're supposed to be fun and now it's just like we're killing the planet and we're killing the plan that we're killing. Oh my god, are you

crying right now? No? You know what? Like real? First of all, my single matters. Second of all, the only man allowed to cry on my radio show is Harris my bet my piece of ship. That husband. You know you don't come to my show and disrespect it and say that I touched you. Dick last night was not impactful. Impactful what I'm saying like, it's not killing the world. WI chill in the world. Okay, So what are you gonna quit on me? Donna quit on me. I'm just

gonna be damn damn more. Fuck you think you know what? No, this was the light This was the light ship. We don't talk about We didn't talk about lead pipes and black communities like you requested. We didn't talk about the growing police brutality rate. We're talking about any of that. Ship. We talked about something light. It's just the weather fashion alright. So somebody's sensitive about frogs. Now we can't do our show. You know what, fucking fat doctor got the funk off

the show. I'm gonna call Jerr Gerald back in and we'll see what he called out. You know why he's looking for good. Pretty good to me now after you cried about frogs, have a nice day. Let me called you all talking about Nigga Escar goes snail shut the fund alright, Girald, giralds Girald's you want to come back on the show. I'm in the parking lot, say left, Okay, great, got it? Yo? What's up? This is Girald and you're listening to the Jannelli's j Show. We're back, everybody, We're

back with Yeah. Another segment of the Janelle's Jay Show. We got the advice segment. As gennellies, I did get Girald to come back. Girald was actually not backing about the whole time. So you know, in true Girald form, He's gonna read the letter that I got, the submission letter,

and we're gonna go from there. Okay, another asked Jonellies, Like we do every time, here is the letter, jellis I am a twenty nine year old male, and I have been dating my twenty seven year old fiance, Erica for two years and have been engaged for the last four months. After we got engaged, Erica moved into my house. I still pay the mortgage while she pays utilities, groceries, and household items. After we get married, the planet is to put her on the least so she gets equity

as well. Her friend, Leah, twenty seven years old, and her have been friends since high school. I don't particularly like ly of but I've always been cordial as I know she's gonna be in my life. My issue is Leah thinks of the home as hers. A couple of examples, she always brings her boyfriend over and he's a sketch ball. She talks to me in a very disrespectful way in my own house, like I'm a guest and she and Erica own it. One day, I went out to my

garage and some of my tools were missing. I checked my camera and Leah and her boyfriend were in my garage with Erica and took some tools with them. I asked Erica, and she said they were just borrowing and would return them. I had to reach out multiple times for them to finally return the tools weeks later. I have a nice wine and liquor collection, and I was working late one Friday. While working, I heard some clanking of bottles together. Erica wasn't home, so I went out

to see what was up. Leo was behind my bar. I asked what she was doing, and she said that Erica told her it was okay to borrow bottle of wine for her party and that she would pay it back. I told her, no, that wasn't all right and to leave. I asked Erica about this, and she said, I don't remember telling Leah she could take a bottle, but I might. I might have, I don't remember. I told her at this point, I wasn't comfortable with Leah being in my house.

Erica sort of understood, but also blew me off. Final straw came when I go to hit some golf balls and my clubs were missing. I freaked out because I golf regularly and my clubs are my biggest investment. I went to check the camera again and Leah had used my garage code and took the clubs. I blew up, called Erica and told her to get them back. Immediately, Erica said that Leah had asked for the garage code to come grab some clothes from her closet and not

the clubs. I started to call the police, but Erica stopped me. Leah kept telling us that her boyfriend needed them for a work thing. I got them back almost four days later, after they were taken and they were dirty. At this point, I sat Erica down and told her that if I see Lee in my house again, then I'm calling the cops. No discussions. Erica got upset, saying that it's her best friend and that wasn't fair to

do to her in her own house. I said it's a pattern, and since Erica's stuff isn't effect that, she doesn't care. I said she can go over to Leah's if she wants to see her. She said she can't do this because Leah doesn't like her apartment and Leah's boyfriend is always there, which makes Erica uncomfortable. I'm now getting the silent treatment and getting called an asshole, but I didn't think I'm doing anything wrong. What should I do? Whoa, whoa? Wow?

The tables have turned. This sounds exactly like Harris and his homeboy. Freddy. Freddie and Harris used to come up into my house all the damn time. Hair. You know, Harris would always have Freddy not Freddie for some reason. You know. I would take my underwear, which I found strange, but when I would bring it up to Harry's, Harris was always like, no, you're tripping, you're tripping whatever. I'm not really fucking your cousin. And you know what, guess what.

Freddie was taking my underwear and Harris was sucking my cousin. But that's neither here nor there. Uh. You know, personally, I feel like you should just you know, start leaving poison everywhere, you know, poison everything. Put put some booby traps. Uh. We love a good booboo booby trap. You know it's home alone one and two honestly three. I haven't seen the reboot. I don't know yet. Love Elly Camper though, but you leave some booby traps around you know, you

have nice ship, you know what I mean? Maybe it don't confront Erica, don't don't put any hardline, just see how it goes, and leave some booby traps, you know. Okay, she wants she wants to lend her boyfriend, her shoes. Put some nails in your shoes. You know she wants to she wants to borrow your toothpaste. Change the toothpaste label to hemorrhoid cream. There's some common pranks. You know, she wants to use your expensive lotion. Fine, but guess

what it's not lotion? Snare start have any hair? So you know, I think little by little, after a few pranks, she'll start to get the picture and I get it. You know, not everyone wants to do pranks. Like we're all adults here. You know, we want to confront our problems head on, straightforward and talk it out. Maybe you want different solutions, and you know, if you want to go that route, if you want to go to mature route, higher? Which higher? Which? Get some get some dolls, get some food?

Who going? I know she has DNA somewhere in the house. Uh, and take it to your local you know, a cult store and get some spells on on both of them. And you know, Erica, well act right. You know, I'm sure inbox will be flooded looking for men like you. You know what I'm saying. Everyone's always like gen always look me up with a nice man um. That's not your X husband, And I'm like, Okay, I don't know what you're asking me. You don't I have a bad

choosing thing, But you know that's what I say. I say, either do some cranks or college. What do you think, Gerald? I mean, I think you're exactly right. This is a good man. I think that man he leaves Erica, you Leah, is completely out of the picture at that point, and I think you should holler at him, honestly, honestly, you know, you got my d MS letter writer, you got a house with golf clubs and nice wine. I mean, listen, I fucked way more for way less. You know what

I'm saying. So yeah, you know, if you look anything like Vincent Genofrio and you wrote this letter, hit me o because you know your girls China, get a guy who has his own ship. He's already in your d MS. He's already in my d MS. You're already halfway there. Other half some of your information DART have to sign an nd A fourth have well fucked. So anyway, that was action at least, let's move on to our next segment. They all right, everyone, we're here. We got our guest interview.

I'm so hyped to bring this next guest. He's a reggae tornado. He's like number one. He like one of the Latin Grammys, Latin built for a chart topper. They love him in Japan and Korea, all over the all over the world. Everyone give it up for memy Tho what they want. Nellie Putamo say, hey, yeah, oh my god, so I'm so happy to have him and me Tho Hey yeah, Okay that means bad clown. Everyone everyone knows

me throws the bad clown. You know what I'm saying. So, you know, I just want to talk to you about this upcoming project you have and you know, tell us about your your you got an upcoming tour and probably as Malo Live and it's you know, it's really cool because it's circus theme. I didn't think since the Briny thing anyone could do that. But of course, my mean, so you're proving me wrong. But maybe why do you tell us about, you know, stopping your tour and you're

excited about yo? Okay, you know, pull a bad man. I can't wait to to to get to Sesame Street bro Sessame s three. You get a out be burg who win bloody when I bloodies and it's rubend. Bloody is dead. Also, so are you talking about the hypothetical Tessame Street or are you going to do a concert at Tessames Place in Pennsylvania? No? What do you thought? You Tessame Street? You know it's a real playing tess Me three showing. Are you gonna be a have a cameo on the show? Contro? It's a show, It's a

TV show. Okay, what woman? Oh? I grew up seeing it. Man, I'm gonna be there sessing me three. Okay, why don't you tell us? Tell us a little bit about yourself? Where are you from? You know what I'm saying? Where you come from? Like? Yo? We well be that on Swela Yo? Soad then by your throne byna okay, I don't okay, sorry, you said venezuela parie. I don't know what pay a cone means? Um? And then you said the zone, yeah, fida outside. You know speak huh you speak?

We were in Mexico. You were speaking perfect Spanish. I don't understand trouble. Why are you in trouble right now? You know I speak, you know English, obviously, I speak Spanish fluently. I I don't know what the fuck saying. I don't think that they're word than any language. No, but that's just that's that's like reggae tone, you know, it's it's about street language, and it's like what they're it's not it's not just any old Spanish. It's like

what they're talking about the street, you know. I don't know why. I feel like a lot of the shitty things made gerald. Why don't you ask you a question? Oh? You want me to ask a question? Now? There was I want I want to talk about, uh, the reggae tone artists. Uh. He actually um, he passed away recently and I saw you dedicated your Jimmy Fallon set to him.

And there are a couple of people saying that, I don't know, maybe you had something to do with it, or it's because because he had a sex tape with you on it. I don't know what the rumors. I don't know what the rumors are. But this is what people told me when we when I said you were coming on the shop. Oh man, you listen, do you understand me? You can't be listening to the humor it man, little more than when that's what that's how Blando. Yeah, you took a lot of things and thingy things. Yeah

when Oka la the guanca guaca. You know we okay, sorry, we're asking you about murder allegations and you you you circumvented the answer by making up five different work yo. So yeah, you know what I'm saying. Okay, Yeah, we got at your client. I don't care. You know what I'm saying. I bring, I bring happy Okay, all right, well let's talk about let's talk about the game rumors. Okay,

some people are speculating about your sexuality. Uh what do you have to say about these rumors that you're you know, a little little on the sweet side, a little zesty. I thought you did you know you? I know, No, I am a party girl. I don't care. You know this. It's a non judgmental place. Unless you're my ex husband.

You do whatever you want. Yeah, exact, So you flu Lando, I mean okay, so you're you're kind of saying you're like bisexual, you're paying sexual, or you're straight or yeah, you don't like it, you don't label it, Okay, the only thing you label is your clothes. Great, yeah, uh okay, well but you know what I mean but appropriate something. I mean it more. I mean okay, so you do like sucking dick is what you're saying. You don't, you don't have a label, but you know you have suck

tack before and you enjoy it. Okay, you're doing a metaphor and I don't understand it. Um, okay, so let's talk. Let's just get fun. What's your favorite holiday? Remy? You ready? No, the holidays? Is that every day holiday? Too soon and the medio? Okay, but if you have to pick one, um day, you know, bank holiday, let's say that or something that they've made a movie about on ben because Halloween's not a bank holiday, even though it should be.

That's the generalist j take is that Halloween needs to be a holiday, Halloween holiday, but not with the banks. Oh wow, I thought how the win would saying holiday? Okay, it seems like you're not answering that question. Every day, every day, every day is a holiday. Do we even every day it's a holiday? Every day it's a wonderful day? Okay? Um? You know what about what the people say? Um that you're appropriated from black artists? You know, what do you

have to say about that? Ok? Okay? You met, you just saw you. No marticos, were no mass You know what I'm saying, we from all over. This is not appropriation. You know what I'm saying, Like I'm all over the plate all over and said I'm a kid mette lawai not you know what I'm saying live It is sound so it's like moosik. But I see it. Made didn't really answer that, and you just said, like eeen, just words that working really made up? Gerald? Do you have

any questions you're not asking me now? I think some people are along the lines of your last question, and at least people want to know where you're from because you wrap, you represent all of the Caribbean, you represent South America. I think some people say you're from Colombia, but you sometimes you're wrapping in Puerto Rican Spanish. So I just I just want to know where you're from, where you stay with Made. That ain't the way. She'll

not cool. So I'm gonna tell you something I'm from different, just show that, don't make kid that you're like, there's no place the same way with the labels you said it in Suela, the Colombia Minicana, Like that's not a country. That's not a country CA Chicago. That's not country Chicago. Lay boom that Chicago. But that you said beach. So now I'm confused. You're talking about Lake Erie. What's the beach in Chicago? Like Michigan. You're from there, CA Chicago.

It's okay, it's like the Americans. Cars, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cars. Cars are from Detroit. Um, all right, where do you see yourself in five years? Oh? Man? In your next projects? Like what do you you can try to do for the future movement? Man? You know what I'm saying, This is not this is not it's more than music going out of the hume. You know I'm saying. I want to people do now make fun

of mm hmm. I want I don't know if people be laughing or thank or Tom I'm saying, so I want to make it a difference. Yeah, So you don't know if people are laughing with you, were laughing at you. So in the next five years, you want to do a project where people are laughing with you. So it sounds like you want to do a comedy. Yeah, to get to get that, you know what I'm saying. Tickets, labels, we gotta get him in touch with otis. Oh yeah, they'll shoot the projector this Carter the second um and

it's terrible. As from us. We had a lot of community comedians on our show, Young Interesting. I listened to the album. The album's got it's got incredible streams. I didn't know. I didn't know it was like that. I just listen to English music, That's what I do. I listened to the album and I like, I just thought it was a little all over the places. Pop punk gets reggae tone, then there's some there's some metal. What what genre? If you had to pick what genre exactly

do you do? If you had to just sum it up? Yeah, it get mom. It's like yeah, okay, no labels, but you have to but like what you just have on Spotify, you can't just say no labels. Three. You can pick three, you can pick three, but just pick something concrete the last time. Now, I oh, shout out to the Island Boys, man,

I like the feature. We didn't you know what I'm saying, Oh yeah, you did it with the Island Boys, you know, saying like yeah, yeah, yeah, the Island Boys that those tattooed the Florida Yeah, well, okay, so we asked your brother the genre and you couldn't. You made up five words in Spanish and then you shout out the Island Boys who are terribly problematic and Cynthia from the records. But okay, well, I feel like we can just wrap

it up. Why don't you tell us to uh why I got tu more questions, you know, just to leave the final nail on this thing, like what led you to this, to your last album, to your latest album, like like what inspired you? What inspires you? Damn where I went back to my roosts. Yeah, but from ya sando me that mef I median theater souper. Yeah, you're for a long time. I was like, no clowns, man, I don't want to be this. Oh better when me me me. You know what I'm saying. Your families are trying.

When they passed away in the in the car thrown and they got her. Oh your family was all in the car one car, yeah, one car and then and then they passed there their their the wheel to the monkey and accident. I said, in there and my mom she was like in the deathbed like me that eho ehole beginning. Yeah, you gotta go back to your room. I remember that you're from this place right here? And where was that my country? That exact hospital in that

Oh my god, don't cry. So that's how okay? So so okay, um I asked him, I got an answer and you did. Okay, um, Well, you're definitely the roots of the clown has come through with this project what they were. Um so, why don't you tell listeners where they can get in you know, support, you follow you, get in touch with you the man. I'm on there. You know you could find me. I'bum here everywhere. Okay, okay, but but like, do you have a handle on a

platform where people already exist. I don't like people handle unless you know, you gotta open something that boy take when the you opay something, you would expand your mind. You the way I eat in a different levels. Okay, okay, you're saying, get hand, know what I mean? I just want to shout out to me Meeto's manager. I don't know how you get anything done with this man. Uh seems all over the place and I don't even know if it's drugs. Uh So we have gros, you know, uh,

we have some you know, final questions, keep it light. Uh, we have the rebrought receipts segment. Uh. So yeah, in this segment, we we got your bank transactions from your team and uh, you know, we're gonna we're gonna bring up some charges and you're gonna let us know what they were, and like why would you what it was? So? Yeah, we got one five d and dollars spent at fund zone last Tuesday. Yeah, you know, you know, I don't know. I'm asking what is the fund zone, Alix funds Zone?

What did you buy? Fun stuff like like rubber chickens, uh, pinkongs? You know what I'm saying. Just you know when I go side last sona, All right, now you're just trying to fund me. Okay, great. Um, so you spent four hundred and seventy five dollars at this place called bond Zone. Um, what is that place? And what did you spend the money on? Bo You just you just said boo. I just I understood that. You just said bonds dog. Um. Okay, Now you're using bonzo as a verb. Um, okay, So

we'll just move on. This seems like very obvious. There's nine hundred and eighty nine dollars you spent that, which I'm assuming is a strip club of some sort. No, three, no, so what is it? Nine dollars? A diamonds? What is that? What's the diamonds? Okay, you're just saying what the places in Spanish? And just tell us what the businesses in a restaurant? Do you eat their? Okay? Now you're just dancing?

All right, Well let's just okay, move on. Uh you start five seventy eight dollars at the time, square foot lockers, straightforward. You bought sneakers, I'm assuming i'm foot lockers. Maybe, yeah, you bought socks. You bought soft socks. So five dollars out socks at foot locker. But he wears he wears clown shoes, so that it's it's it adds to the price. I eat them. Wow? You see? Yeah, I love this guy. Does he understand? I don't know, I understand? Okay? With

with with mamito, you just gotta feel him. Sometimes it's like a vibe. I mean, I think you're just I can see why he translates on a global level. It's a vibe that you see. Then decent then these maybe Okay, now you're speaking Portuguese. Uh, okay um. Finally, the last charge is uh, he spent forty eight dollars at Western Union. I imagine that you were sending money to someone somewhere. Do you want to tell us where that money was

going to? What country? Maybe? Okay, now you're doing sign language. Do you want to just tell us something? This this game is only fun if you are honest. Anything honest? Did the say honestius? Okay? That is Latin? I don't know, like the language of Latin. I don't know. Okay, let me tell what about Western Union? You'll tell us about Western Union. No, it's like, yeah, one of the best places in the world. Western You and in the money, the place that charges money to ship, to to wire

money to other places. That's the best place in the world. I'm what what someone? Just you are see yourself? You are see your question yourself. I don't even have to elaborate, elaborabo okay, alright, well, Gerald, anything else? The name of your first son is it Manuel or Emanuel? I just I think there's this confusion because you say it, You've said it differently in different interviews. I just want to I just want to clarify l Manu l yeah, and

mane En. You know I'm saying, all right, he's like his your own brother money, He's like his own brother crazy that you're allowed to have children. Um, okay, well mem me, So unfortunately, I don't want to talk to you anymore. So I know you. You know, we have so much fun together in a club that's drowning out everything that you have to sing. But in this situation, Um, we gotta go. Unfortunately. I know. I'm sorry. So thank you so much form to uh yeah, thank you about

hanging up on him. Okay, good bye bye. Um Gerald, what the fun was that? I got it? I don't know. Look, I'm on your team here. I know it's a difficult interview you had to translate, but I got it. I just got it. What did you get exactly? You just got it. There's some things that go beyond translation, to go beyond making sense, and it's just it's just a vibe you pick up with this guy. I wish I could fire you again, but literally fat Doctor has bloughted

me him also from the again. Um all right, well that's the end of our guest segment and stay tuned for the rest of the show. The Jannellis J Show I'm Your Girl Jannellis J. We're back for yet another segment of Lump and you know that's the part of the show where it's rapid fire. Uh. Gerald lets me know what's up. Uh, and I and I give my

you know, I give my real, honest feedback. I say, if something's a whamp, a whamp wamp or a full last whamp, or if something's great and uh, you know this is party edition because we want to keep the party going with all y'all. Uh, even though many would say him, Look, he's a strange guy, but he is a good time anyway. Let's uh get it going. Gerald, hit me with the shumps first. Womp wine? Oh yes, we do love wine, especially up on a guy. Or

where are you talking about the beverage bottle waitresses? Okay, I don't need fireworks to enjoy my alcohol. Okay, we need a pyro text department. And also, all my cousins are bottle waitresses and don DJs wob I suck like eighteen of them and none of them have anything to write home about. Let me tell you. Uh, and their dick was bad too. Karaoke fun fact. Let me tell you something about Janelle's j I'm one of the only artists who start in their own karaoke music video for

one of their singles. You know my hit single, I Touch Your Dick last Night. Yeah, if you're singing at any in any Korean town in the country, your girls, you know, shame will be front and center, a history making history day by day. House parties, ladies in free um, the ladies I go to places where they need to be free are trashy. So I'm gonna say full as Valet parking. Uh, you know, sometimes if the driver's nice, you know, and hot, I'll say, yeah, I'll let him

take me an extra spin. So yeah, we like Valet parking. A t M fees, A t M fees I'm not to say, you know what keeps me in truck, So I'm gonna say I like a t M feast. The v I P section v I P session is the most all. I will not go to a club if they don't have a VI I P section because everyone knows the v I P section is the best part of the club to fall sleeper, top shelf liquor, Bomp bomp. I love me some good as midshelf lickor like Boocardi liquorice. And now my answer does not have anything to do

with my deal with Boccardi licorice. If I say that it does, I do have to say this entire episode as an ad but I do. Let's say hypothetically, I have um a case deal where I get a percentich of all cases sold, so we don't need top shelf lickor we you know, midshelf Briccardi licorice is great with some soda. Yes, I never needed anything but Boccardi. I don't know. I've always said that, yeah, Boocardi is you know some people are like, oh click co oh hannesty.

I'm just like listen Riccardi all day, all night. The people in the YouTube, I just you guys need to shut up. Everyone says, why is the Bacardi bottle always in the shot? Why is the Bacardi bottle always in the shot? You design a studio and if you find a way to put Bacardi outside of the shop, you don't. This is New York City, Okay, we don't have a lot of real estate. And sorry that we have ten Briccardi bottles in every shot like that's just how it goes.

And first of all, YouTube, yaller yeller everywhere. You know, you guys got cameras everywhere. Y'all got all the conspiracyories. I think I give a funk about what's going on on YouTube. Absolutely not. It's not her radio. Baby. We got all the money in the world for all the Bacardi. So listen, if we want to put Piccardi in a shot, these are the people. They don't have I Heart Radio in their car. They go home from there, they go home from their job and they watch us on YouTube.

And we appreciate the views haters or views too yet too, but enough with the Bacardi. Is not there on purpose? We just have bottles of a Cardi. Yeah, because if it was there on purpose, we'd have to give my Heart Radio and cut of ad sales and for that. It's not on purpose. It's just in Austin, I'm just constantly drinking Bircardi on accident. It just happens to be there.

It just happens. If you don't ever wake up, someone takes the picture of you and then you have a Cardi and Nick, come on, that's what happens to everybody. This ship has me so upset. I need some home fuel right now. Oh my gosh, thank you so much for bringing us to our last segment. That's why you're here, that's why you're important. We got our last segment of

the day, Hole Fuel. It's the time of the show where I leave you out with something motivational, something to get you through the week, something relatable that I know all y'all need to hear, you know, And and yeah, like I'm a woman of the people. You know what I mean. I'm down to earth. I got it. And this week's both Fuel goes out to my dog groomer, Sean. Okay, Sean,

you bitch. Okay. First of all, I asked you. I asked you for a number three cut off, so foo, I said, food footing is the number three, you know, because it's a poodle. We can't go that short. What do you do even a two point five? What is this? What am I paying you for? You come to my house, you go in that special dog grooming room that I know everybody got. Everybody got a room for their dog room,

so I know that I'm being relatable. I know. Listen and sometimes your dog groomer is your personalized dog groomers. They pay five hundred dollars a session. They'll try the funk out of you. They'll be like, oh, I thought you said that you you don't wanted something a little short. No, Sean, that's not what I said. Open your ears and listen. Okay. You know, because you you invoice me on time every month and I pay you when I can, which is

on time. But you know, egg to everyone out there was a personalized dog Rumors, you know, and you know what I had to do, Geralds for my dog food food. I have to do to get extensions because it was ridiculous. I'm gonna have a bald ass dog in the street. What does that say about me? Let's say about my brain. Uh.

And it's just like a setting, you know. So to everyone out there, when your personalized dog Rumor comes to your house starts giving you lip saying, oh my god, I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, there must have been a miscommunication. You just feel like, No, Sean, there wasn't a miscommunication. I'm done with you. Get to funk out my house. That's a message that everybody can relate to. I know I relate to it because Foo Foo is

a personal friend of mine. I don't know if it like that in her eyes, but okay, oh, I would consider myself kind of like the godfather to the dog. And to see her out here looking bad, it hurt me. I had to turn my I had to turn my Instagram off because you know, you got her in the stories. I'm saying, I can't look at her this way. I can't look at her this way. I mean so, I mean, that's this, It's the fuel that everybody needs to get

through their weeks. Fuck a dog room and that doesn't listen and wants to take the clippers willy nilly to your dog. And you know, this is why they ended up. I don't want to say it. I you know, I don't want to say it, but this is why they ended up grooming dogs and not people. Absolutely, because you know what a person will will will, We'll get you. You will catch these hands if you do the wrong. But but a dog, you know, they're helpless, they don't know.

And my dog, you know, she can't communicate. And I knew the energy was off. And that's why when she had a weekly raking session. You know, the lady told me She was like, listen, there's some darkness going on in your dog and I'm like, it was because they got a two and a half a n at three. So that's a message showing my haters take that with you. Uh, live by it, hit it, you know what I'm saying. And yeah, that's been another episode of the Jennalish Show.

Thank you so much. Fuck you Sean, fuck you Harris, and fuck my cousin. That sucks my man. Have a nice day.