The Janelis J Show Presents: LEGAL ISSUES (Episode 2)

in two thousand three. So I'm here with my co host Gerrald. Gerrald, what's it good? Okay? Oh, excuse me to the least. What's a good? Let's s good? Do you know? Listen? Okay? Everybody goes viral TikTok for making up new slang and then white people on Instagram take it. So I'm trying to do my thing. Gerald, Okay, answer the question. Are you just gonna what are you here for? I'm doing great. I'm here to abate and enable you. Okay, great. I'm glad to hear that, because you're gonna get fired

again if you disagreed. All right, so let's start the show like we always start the show with Tea Time with Janelli's. You know, I've heard some feedback from my Heart Radio, specifically I Heeart Radio's legal department saying that I just can't say, you know, I just can't make claims, right. You know, this is somehow still kind of a news channel. I have to have some kind of analistic integrity. I don't know. I mean, I ain't got nothing to do

with me, but apparently it does. Apparently it does. In the I heard radio legal team did say that I have to, you know, start using appropriate lingos so I can't just make up claims about who's who's baby daddy. And that Jada Pinkett Smith's assistant was seeing canoodling with Nicholas Braun. I mean that's what I saw, but whatever. Now I have to start using allegedly in things that you know, I'm not sure of. So uh yeah, I you know, I uh, I'm gonna do the Tea Time

this time with some correct legal lingo. Gerald anything. Before we get started on that, I just want to say that Jada Pickett Smith and nettew was allegedly called canoodling with Nicholas Brons I just want to get that on the record because you didn't qualify at this time. Again, Okay, well sorry, I theman didn't start yet and I had already said that, so I don't know. And first of all, I was his assistant, Jada Pinkett Smith's assistant, that was

with Nicholas Braun allegedly. Okay, great, damn. We got the FEDS on this, apparently, Gibral. Alright, so the first story is, uh evel most you remember that guy, Mr uh implants? What is it transplants? What do they call it? Hair plugs? Yes? Mr, hairplugs? Space program space X is allegedly bankrupt, and so how do you like denmoples? Mr billionaire? Did I use it correctly? Girral? Do you want to check me on that or got anything to say about SpaceX? I would say you did

about fifty fifty. So the hair plugs thing is that's not verified. We don't know. Okay, but he has the scars on his head. But okay, fine, allegedly got hair plugs and Janelle's You seemed like someone who would go to the moon. I think you could be the first talk to your host on the moon. You see, that's why, that's why, that's why I keep you, because you keep it all the way real. You know, some may call you an ass kisser, and but I call you someone on my payroll. And you know what, maybe maybe I

will go on the moon. I don't know if they got bottle service there. So next story, uh Trump? Donald Trump a former president. Some may say current president. But you know that's not that's not real. That's alleged. Uh, I don't know. Yeah, Well, anyway, Trump was met with booze after receiving revealing that he received a COVID nineteen booster, after alleging that the vaccines were hoaxes. How did I do there? He alleged that the vaccines was hosed, was

was hoax? I think that is that? That part good again. It's just the before when you said that Donald Trump might still be president? Is okay? I didn't know we had the police here. I didn't know we had the police on the dam fucking radio show. I didn't say that, okay. Other people think I definitely voted for my homegirl Kamala. Uh So there's that all right? Uh? As a Florida Latina, I think a lot of people in our fan base, your fan base and then mine by extension, we're wondering

where did you go? What side did you pick in that election? Well, uh, you know, I only am f Alreda by the way of you know, the parts of me that our Florida are the is, the butt lift and the implants. But you know, if you're a Fluorida Cuban and you're wondering how I voted, Um, you know, I gotta support my girl, Kamala I. I you know, I want uh Jamaican you know I love Jamaicans and uh you know that's not no allegedly that's the truth. And uh you know I had to vote for you know,

Ross Claude in office. Next story, Frank Ocean is selling five scars that allegedly cost five dollars to make, but they definitely look like you should have paid ten cents. I mean, we're peas in a pot of this, We're peas in a pod. They've got the nerve to say that the scar they're hand rolled. How else would they be rolled? Hand rolled? What is that? First of all, the only thing hand rolled that I funk with armor blunts? And then the second what how do you hand roll

the scarf? I don't know, I don't know. And they look they just look like they got weird patterns on them. They got weird patterns on them. Look. I go right now to Canal Street, A K A K Holle Helleen, and I'll get five scars right now for ten dollars from my guy. All right, um, and you know some of my telefar bags I love. Listen. I gotta support the black community, but they're too hard to get people.

A lot of people you hear them typing. Now they're gonna say, oh, you guys are mad because you got kicked off a radio for a day for leaking Blonde. No, we don't care about that anymore. I don't care about that anymore. We forgave Frank Ocean's people for gets kicked off the radio. This has nothing to do with that, nothing to do with that. And you know what, Power one oh seven suck them. Okay, they're not ready, they're not they're not on that real ship like I Heart

radio is. So whatever. Okay, how did we link blonde? Did we not? Allegedly? Whatever? Who knows, But that's not our problem. And we've moved on, all right, and that's that on that the music belong the music belongs to the people. The music belongs to the people. Okay, and that's why I voted for Kamala because she's a communist, all right. Next story, Jamie Lynn Spears is allegedly a bit. Okay, you nailed at this time, you nailed at this time. I don't know. I'm not sure why you're upset. Tell

them why you're upset. Tell him why Spears. First of all, here's the thing, White people. I get it. You know, we got names that were attached to you. But let me be honest. If you putting a gun in my head and say, is Jamie Lynn Spears the sister, the dad, or the mom, I can't tell you. I can't give you a straight answer. I don't know who I'm talking about. But if they're not Brittany and they're in that family,

they're all bitches. But if it's Jamie Lynn, I think that's the little sister, she's a bit because she profited off of Brittany. You know, she became a team mom, which honestly props go off. If anyone should be a team mom, it should be a millionaire, but not off your sister's money. Uh, if it's her mom, Jamie spears, I think her or her mom's Lynn. I don't know if it's the mom. She's a bit. I never said dad. He's a bit all in her bitches allegedly, And of

course I don't want any legal trouble. I hear radio illegal. How did I do? Gerald? I thought you knocked it out of the park. Thanks. Thanks. You gotta legally say that, but thanks. All right. Our last story is that Tom Hanks. Get this. Tom Hanks allegedly has a son named Chat. Yeah, that that one? Is this a fact? That one? What is that he has a son? Now he has a finance son that was in that thing you do. That's a colon. Now that's a that's a finance white man.

I'll tell you that. Um. He was also in the movie Arrange County, great film. Yes, Yes, that's that's one of his sons. And then his other son is Chat. The other the other son is Chat. No this guy, No, no, no, the guy Chat. He's online and he's you know, he's speaking pad to us, shout out to my Jamaican. And that's not Tom hanks son. That's an alleged alleged means that's not true, right, and well, yes, that is what alleged means, but it's you. It's not being used correctly

in this context. Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks, they have a son named Chet Hanks. We got the fucking cops here, we got the Fells apparently can't do nothing right hosting her own radio show for thirty years and well whatever, or because I'm thirty five, so how long I've been doing it? But whatever, I give up. I don't give a funk about this news anymore. Fuck this whatever, next segment, Yo, what's up? This is? And you're listening to the Janelle's Ja Show. Hold up, we're back and we got a

great guest. I'm so excited we got our next segment, asked Joannelli's but we're gonna get a little help from my friend. Now. This is my home girl. I met her at a black girl brunch thing and this woman is a girl boss for real. She's a boss ass bitch, black woman partner at her own firm. I'm talking. If we're saying, if sex in the City took place in Flatbush, this bitch would be the carry of it. We got

Angelina Jakins here, who's gonna help us? Because I know y'all you know, listen, Okay, I know that I'm all knowing right Gerald, I know everything right. Okay, Gerald's sleeping and he's about to get fired again. But I don't know at all, you know, And sometimes I need help and sometimes y'all be coming to me with some legal questions that I'm not sure of. So I got my my home girl here, Angelina Jakins. What's up, Angelina? How you doing? Hey? I'm good, Janelle? How you doing? I'm

good girl? You know what I'm saying. Um. I know last time you were talking to me about some some Bunyan issues, but we don't want to have to talk about that on national right. We don't want to get into it. We don't want to get into it. But they were looking bad last time. Last time we talked, you made me take my shoe off. Okay, I did because I was a party trick that I had heard of on the street, and you have about bad Bunyers.

But that's neither here nor there, allegedly, Thank you, thank you. See, this is somebody who wants to protect me, who doesn't want me to get in trouble, unlike Girald, who be who be taking me down the wrong path. First of all, I want to talk to you about your law career. You know, for for some there might be some some from dough Pas girls who are thinking, you know, maybe I want to go to law school. So tell me a little bit about your journey before we get started

and take some calls. Absolutely well, I'm a big proponent, especially black women, go to law school. It's a great idea. Get that paper, get that knowledge, get that information. And my area of the law is specifically maritime law, and my specialty is the Chesapeake Bay, Virginia beach Bridge Tunnel area. So anything you need to know about. So that's why that's right. Listeners, if you're getting a divorce in the DMV area, that Andrea is you know, marits time law.

That's all about divorces, marriages, pre nups. Uh in the in the DMV Maryland. Uh, I'm just gonna gonna jump in. Maritime is actually very specific to water and boats, so it's not it's not marriage, Okay, So if you flood your ex's house and you need legal advice, that no, that's like insurance. I do maritime so any of your listeners got boats. That's a law school. You went to law school, so you know you, I'm sure you can answer some ship. Uh, you know, we don't want to

get tied down in the semantics. Alright, you're a smart bitch and you know some shit about law, and you help me with that case once. In that case me and my bitch as ex husband, that being taken me for what I got to pay for his mistress's ex apartment. I was not I was I was not officially your attorney for that, but I definitely think I got you. So we're gonna take some calls job before we get started, got anything to say. I think a lot of people

at home might not know what a lawyer is. And I think we know because we're in the business, we're in the industry, but the people at home, But I think it could be interesting to just talk about like what a lawyer is. Um, you know, the way you phrase that makes it sound like you don't know what a lawyer is, but you know whatever. Okay, So yeah, yeah, yeah, touch to us like like we're ten, what's the lawyer? I'm sure ten ten? No one law is who knows? When I was ten. I definitely knew what it was,

but not everybody's into that. So a lawyer, if you have a dispute with somebody um in any aspect of your life, and you want to resolve that dispute with the court system or even outside of the court system, some people don't feel comfortable representing themselves, so they will hire someone to represent them on their behalf. And so someone could hire me to represent them to get what

they feel like they need from the court system. And if you pee yourself in a sears in the DMV area, you got Angelina Jakins here to represent you because she's a lawyer. With all things water, everyone here to be clear bodies of water created naturally, although I guess arguably urine is natural. But okay, lakes and rivers, Okay, there's been she knows a little something. You hear that official language. Let's go to a collar number one, caller number one.

We got a legal issue. Let's go time. Oh I'm so happy to hear someone. This is Amanda, Amanda, what's good? What's your problem that Angelina is gonna fix? Hold on? Hold on, I just need to walk. My husband's in the room and me just give me a second. Okay, we're married. Okay, yeah, yeah, Well that's the problem, Janilli, is that that I want to be married anymore? Keep watching. It's okay, Um, I don't know that I want to

be married anymore. Okay, I just got a bid day attachment to my toilet and my husband doesn't understand the need for it, and I think I need to leave him because he's a dirty ass bitch. Well, girl, listen, I know my husband, my ex husband, doesn't know how to wipe his own asks. So I've been there. Yeah, and uh, you know, we got our girl, Angelina here. We'll make sure you know again that you'll get you'll get that bid day in the divorce because that is water.

So Angelina, you gotta you got something advice well before we even get into the legal advice aspect of an amanda, like sometimes a lawyer can help you decide if their services are even necessary. So to just to be clear, you're trying to leave your husband because he doesn't wipe his ass, because he doesn't understand the need to wash his ass after ship has come out? Do you not understand? And Angelina Angelina? Who am I angel Angelina? But please

tell me wash your ass. Every time you take a ship. I do wash my ass. But okay, Amanda, how long have you been married? Twelve years? Is there some you know, lawyers are also called counselor's advocates. Is there something else going on? Is there anything deeper than the ass I said till death do us part. I understood the assignment, so I'm here. So I'm seeking counsel so that I could get out of this thing that I said. And

I'm not trying to look bad now. I'm not trying to have a dirty, literal dirty ass husban m. No, girl, I did not know when we got married, so she was not a company. The days were a luxury. Now everyone can get one and he's not on board. That's not fair. I did not know this is what I was signing up for. I get it, girl. Let's get that girl out of a marriage. Gentelina, you can you draft up a divorce for her right now. I can't

do it right now. Also, I'm a maritime lawyer, but I will say this all right, Pretend I got married on your boat. Okay, still doesn't fix the issue, but I love the way you're brainstorming. Um. One issue was this you all. Most jurisdictions require a couple to be physically separated for a significant period of time before they

can even apply for a divorce. And it sounds like you both are living together currently, so in order for psition right now, so separation time could have technically started it. So separation is defined by residents, so you both have the same residents, so you may need him to leave that residence for a period of time some jurisdiction, well it depends on the jurisdiction, but sometimes it's as long as a year. So you're not ready yet. I could do it. Yeah, No, definitely leave that guard for a

year of a dog. If you listen, if my man didn't wipe his eyes, I mean, Harris didn't uh and also cheated I mean with my cousin. But if he didn't, if he didn't like the tusht, I would have divorced his eyes. I'm not trying to start with not cleaning his desk. That is where it starts. You know, it's just going to get worse. It's twelve years. It's twelve years, and now it starts, so it's not really the official start.

But then the other issue is you would kind of want him to leave the residents because you want to keep the house. Sounds like you want to keep it to day. So girl, you gotta eat that house. Don't make the same mistake I did, because then you're gonna have to pay him alimony. All right, thank you so much, Amanda. We'll take our next caller, Angelina. You gotta get more, you know, really with the with the advice, because there are a lot of problems with what Amanda is trying

to do. All right, well, let's get this. Next call will be uh hopefully you can do something and not embarrass me. Um. Next caller, caller number two. Hello, Hello, Hey, uh yeah, jnllis Yeah, janelis, how are you? How are you good? How are you? This is uh, well, I gotta tell you my name is Stephen McDonald's. And I like the restaurant. No apostrophe, I like to say, and basically, what is happening right now? I mean I'm in a cloud right now. So I don't want to be too

loud here. But you're familiar with the banking system, are are you familiar with general? Yeah? Just yeah, like okay, checking and yeah, I think a lot of the viewers at home might not be Well, a bank, okay, sure, I'll explain banks. Banks are basically a place where a lot of people put their money or they take out money. Okay, okay, so basically what I'm calling about. I was driving my uh Tesla, okay, and I looked down to just you know,

allegedly ex bace X is a bank. Sure. Well, uh yeah, So I was driving a Tesla and I was reading a Nobble, which you know you can do in a Tesla and auto pilot. Apparently, well, you know, it wasn't much of an auto or a pilot because what happened was I crashed into a Chase Bank. And right now I am just walking away briskly. Uh as it kind of it's just in there. It's just in the Chase.

I don't what specific part of the Chase Bank is it, but you know, people are screaming that they are most very upset, and there's a woman of Karen just briskly walking behind me, just keeping an eye on me. Oh God, want to know. I just want to know if Jay Less or if you have any legal advice you can pass on to me. Um, well, uh, that's a great question for Angelina. Angelina you want to take it, because I don't know what I'm gonna say, but you can

go ahead and take it. Okay. So Mr McDonald's as an officer of the court, I was my father's name. That was my father's name. You can call me Stephen, sure, Stephen. As an officer of the court, I highly recommend that you not flee the scene of a crime. And I also highly recommend that you not let everybody in America know that that's what you're doing. Well, okay, uh this Jenkins. Can I call you miss Jenkins or are you married private?

You can call me miss Jenks. Okay, Mrs Jackets. Basically what has happened is people were very upset, uh, and they were asking me for a lot of things, to rescue me for my name, my number, hate hey, all that stuff, And I get I get, you know, group right. I just felt I felt very uh smothered, and I just have a long away from there. I just even know I with this the locker tech me as well. Mrs Jenkins. M yeah, I read that on Buzzfeet about introverts.

So being an introvert is not going to protect you from fleeing the scene of a crime. I understand that you may feel some stress by the fact that you drove your vehicle into a bank and people are screaming and crying. However, that still doesn't mean that you can leave. So okay, but what if the people, Angelina, what if the people are white women and their Karens thank you, Jane Less. Absolutely so, Stephen. You don't have to answer

the questions of random white women. But if a police officer approaches you, then you need to answer that person's questions. But if they're white women, you know what, I just want to say, some of my best friends are white women. Okay, so you know I have no problem. Okay, yeah, No, we have to put we have to say that I do. I love Kesha. I love Kesha, She's a great person. We love white women. On the Genella's Jay show, I

heard radio loves white women. So yeah, we got to say women, I don't care if you're white, black, round or purple. Okay, you know, I do not care. I love them all, you know, especially the fit ones. Okay, I have to say, I Steven, be uncomfortable. Yes, how far are you from the scene of the accident? Are you still walking? It's out of eyesight? And it is a large chase, but it is out of eyesight at this point, which I think now I can no longer. No, no, no,

that's good. No. If nobody's following you, Janella, Janella, you are Genelle, Janelle, Janelle, I Janelle. You're absolutely not encouraging him to leave the scene of a crime, because that mean no, you're not You're not right, No, I mean allegedly, I'm also I don't know. I just got on a bus. Is that okay? That no? That you shouldn't flee on foot or via motor vehicle of any kind. What do you think about this? Because yer, you told me to get a lawyer. Person this bitches. I don't know what.

I don't know what my heart was doing. I just I told my heart to find us a lawyer. What does she know about motor vehicle? She's talking about cars and busses. Don't you do boats? You do boat? Some things are just common sense. Okay, Well I don't I never heard that law before in my goddamn life. All right, Well you know Mr McDonald's, um, oh sorry, it's not it's not not being nice. I just legally can be called that. Okay, Well, Stephen uh, you know, best of luck.

You know, Janelli's you know me, I say run away, um, you know, and she's she's saying hypothetically tell you to run away in jest. She's not actually telling you to do that. Okay, well, thank you so much. Caller number two. And hey if you Angelina, if you are single, I'll be at the Port Washington stopping about minutes. So please get off the bus at the stop. I will thank you. Um, you know, before we take our third caller, you know,

I just want to put something out there, you know. Now, you know, my husband and I have been acquitted from Arson and that Louis Bratton store because they didn't have shoes my size. Uh. So I have some familiarity with the law, Angelina. I'm not just you know, coming in raw. And also I do have my associated certificate uh from Barar Community College, uh in paralegal studies, specifically real estate mall. So I'm not some new bee uh dumb bitch out

here not knowing anything. Okay. Uh yeah, because I have to check you on my own show, because you think this is the Angelina Jacob's show and it's the Genelli's Jay show. And you know what you got me, you know you got me. If I if I could take you to the court right now and tell you all the ways you got me fucked up, I would, But we don't have time. We gotta take caller number three, Call number three. What's going on? Hello, Hello Angelina. I'm

so glad I caught you. I'm so glad. My name is Concheta Degustino, and I just came back from a cruise with my family. Oh ink, I found some treasure and I just want to know. Does that do I get to keep it? Is it find its keepers? I was just like snorkeling. You know. We were in the middle because it made for the V I P package, so it was deep. I don't know what borders are. I did not pay attention to geography class. This is great,

this is great. Um, where were you cruising from? And two? Okay, I was going to Bermuda, Jamaica, and then we did a big loop and we came back to New Jersey. Great, okay, great, this is exactly the area of low I practice. And I'm sorry, I can absolutely help. You can chat up. So when you were doing this this deep dive, which leg of the cruise were you on. Were you around Bermuda or someplace else? So here's where it gets dicey.

We were on our way back to Jersey, so I don't know if it belongs to Jersey, for monst to Jamaica. Whose is it? And is it conchat us? That's the real question. And allegedly I found something. I don't know if I found it. Maybe I did, Maybe I did it exactly exactly. Um, did you have your cell phone on you at the time? I did, but it was off? Do you know how much Roman costs? This is a good point. I just say that because sometimes I did you happen to take a photograph of the alleged treasure?

Of course I took a photo. Okay, sure, sure, So that alleged photo may give you some geographic information that we can use to help you. So a maritime law is governed by different jurisdiction. Internet, because that was boring as fun, Next caller, I mean I think I could help that girl. Hello, okay, well, yeah, yes, calling number four. Hello, Am I on the radio? Yeah, you're on the radio. What's your name? What's your problem is? I'm nine? Okay? Uh?

Did you want to call it for your mommy? Or something. I heard that you're doing maritime law. Okay, maritime Um, that's yes, it's about Santa Claus parents, about clause. Okay, my parents they got a rowing machine and they have sex with it, with what they thought a rowing machine, and they have sex on it. Okay, I cannot sleep. Okay, Angelina, why don't you take this one? Uh? Go ahead and take this. Well, you know, Janelle, I don't want to step on any toes. Maybe you should, folks, maybe you

should take this. It's maritime, that's what you love to talk about. So go ahead, girl, I do I this I don't know. This is officially umge Megalito. My last name is Carto. How old are you? He said he's nine? Are you not listening? Angelina? Come on, this is a lot happening. I was still kind of focused on the maritime law issue from calling number three. Okay, migulito. Um is there any water involved in this issue? Okay, well,

thank you so much. Color number four. We don't have to hand out because oh okay, thank you so much. Well Angelina, Um, thanks for nothing. Uh, I don't know Gerald you've got anything to say before we we we wrapped this segment up, and then Angelina and you can, like, I don't know, plug your law firm with people want to blues. I don't even know if we should let

her plug the law firm. But if I don't even know what, either that Pador Parks would have been a better get and we know phaedor Parks loses every goddamn case. Angel You know, no, you know what. I'm a nice person. I'm a nice person. I'm forgiving whatever. Angelina, you want to plug anything real quick? Before you know, I block you on on social media channels. Yeah, I would like to say Concinna specifically, please find me on Angelina Jenkins

law dot com. You will find me there. And then if anyone has any actual legitimate maritime issues where the water involved doesn't come from your own body, please please reach out to me on my website. And again yes, hang up, Okay, great, thank you, Thank you for that. The segment this was as Dan ellis, welcome back, y'all. That was an incredible aston all least segment with the lawyer. Um wow, who knew lawyers were so fucking stupid? Gerald, I don't know, I don't know who that was. I

don't know. My heart got us a jink lawyer, and I just don't like it. Yeah, I mean, you know, I kind of didn't know her myself, and I vouched for her, and now I'm embarrassed. I was the most embarrassing thing I've done since I um, since what I did to rock hem but anyway, allegedly did allegedly. Thank you for reminding me when you settled with with Eric B. You settled and what I settled with with Eric B out of court allegedly, um, And I wasn't even going

to bring that up, but you know whatever. Anyway, our next guest. I'm so excited. This is comedic, genius, comedic legend. I'm so so hyped to have him. Everyone, Welcome Cat Williams to the Joannellis Jay Show. Yes, yes, Janelle's thank you so much for having me here. Cat, Oh god, such a pleasure. Wow, you're you're you're You're incredible. You know you're one of the best writers ever. Thank you. Um, but you know you know what what you're you know what?

This this episode is all about the lawn. It's all about how great and hilarious I am and how I got a new special coming out called Cat Williams is Never Going Away Ever. It's coming out in in three weeks, so it's gonna be on Crackle. Okay, so just make sure you check that out. Cat Williams Special Cat Williams Never Going Away Ever on Crackle. Check that out. Yeah, that is what we told your publicist this interview was going to be about. But really we wanted to take

some time. You know, this is the legal episode of the Jennalis Jay Show, and you know we took some time. We got some some researchers, uh to look at your rap sheet and it's uh, it's almost as in us as your resume. Some may say even more because So Plain Too, I mean really what was that? Um? But so Plain to hold on, wait a minute, So Plain Too is a classic Okay, it is. It goes down in history as one of the greatest uh attempts at all time. Okay, so you know that's what that was.

Just wanted to clarify that for the listen to us. Okay, uh, and we're we're talking about the sequel to So Plain That is correct? Pot two. Al Right, Well, anyway, so we have listen. You know, there's a lot we've had a lot of things with alleged today and we're learning about that. But I just gotta say, I gotta preface like I'm gonna go through your rap sheet and I want you to be honest with us and tell us

like what happened was going through your mind. And also I have to let the listeners know there's a lot of you know whatever, there's a lot of allegeds out here. All of these things are true, all these things really happened.

If you don't believe me, go on Cat Williams Wikipedia page and pop some popcorn and look at the crimes list, because honey, listen, let me just say, first of all, anybody can post a Wikipedia Okay, any any anybody sitting at home right now can just go to Wikipedia post something, say it's you know, upload with a website with some details on it, and say that's the quote. Okay. So so listen, we might continue the alleged for the rest of this, you know, for the rest of the true.

I will say that a lot of these do have external links and sources that are primary sources and our newspapers. But you're right, anybody can uploaded things. So why don't we get started, all right? Gerald, you got anything to add before we start. No, that I you know, I think, UM just distinguishing between allegance and allegations. I don't know the difference, and I thought you would, but apparently you can't. So okay, Um, the first thing that we've heard is, UM,

you've been caught with a gun at the Los Angeles Airport. Allegedly. Yes, yes, I was caught with a gun at the Los Angeles Airport. See here's the here's how this ship goes down. Okay, I'm I'm a pimp, alright, this is I'm a pimp. Tried it through from from day one. Okay, from day one, I'm a pimp. And listen you Sometimes you gotta be strapped, Okay. You gotta be strapped. Whether you're going through a metal detector or whether you're walking down the street, you need

to be strapped. Okay. And maybe I was, Maybe I wasn't. I don't, I don't know. I just yeah, I just don't know, like what the necessity of bringing a gun to take a Southwest Airline flight is. But whatever, first class first class exactly. You don't know who might be in the pod next to you in first class. This ship might pop off and you might have to just stop right there in the plane. Okay, Okay, this one's interesting. This next allegation is that you sold dirty five hundred

dollars worth of jewelry and coins. So my question is why quins can't? Why quins? What do you mean why coins? We are currently in a coin stratage as we speak, Okay, that there's no coins to be found nowhere. That's number one. Okay, that's that's number one. Number two. I live in one of those apartment complexes where you gotta put in the coins in order to to do your laundry, Okay, and you don't when you run out, when you're about to run out of those coins you need, you need to coin.

That's all I'm saying. Don't don't begrudge the coin hustle. Okay, Okay, Because some people have said that you're trying to recreate that scene in duck Tails where Scrooge jumps into the room full of listening. There's nobody more gangster than Scrooge McDuck. Okay, Scrooge McDuck swims in a in a vat full of gold coins all day and all night. At thirty five hundred dollars worth of coins. That's how much I took. It's a lot of not even close. I'm not a

lot of clothes. I'm looking I'm looking at you right now, Catta, I'm looking at your building. I say, thirty five dollars worth of coins and jewelry. That's gotta be as much as your body weight. It's see, it's it's pretty heavy. It is pretty heavy. It was tough to carry out by my Well, are you doing a quit at a time? Why thought you hudging? Lee? Did it? Listen? You can't trap me in this. This is entrappedment. I'm not I'm not gonna accept this to That's what is full on entrappedment.

I saw the Angelina Jolie sliding underneath the laser. This is entrapped men. I don't think so. But we can move on. Um. Okay, So you attacked allegedly attractor driver with rocks and dirt clods and then harass the witness. Yes, yes, listen, I did that. I will stand by one thousand percent. I did just like any American. I am concerned with big farmer. Okay, that was a big gas farmer. I had to throw some dirt clods up in that farmer's face. Okay,

people people were concerned with big pharmaceutical companies. That's what they mean by big farmer. I think you might be mistaken, Jannalis. People are big guys. Farmers be walking around all over the place on tractors. Okay, well, listen, there's a video of you fighting a fourteen year old boy. Uh you know you didn't necessarily go to jail for that, but it is caught on tape, and I wanted you to speak to that. I just I need you to check the tape one more time. Okay, that boy. Everybody say

that boy is fourteen. I swear to god, he was a forty nine year old. He that was a big ass man. Okay. He was coming at me and I didn't know what to do. I had to swing, Okay, I just had to swing. Well, you had a back he had a backpack on, and he had a backpack surrounded by children. No see, listen, I was at the school. To nobody questioned my my listen, nobody questioned me being at the school neither. Okay. I think you were like a guest or something exactly. And maybe that was a

backpack wild and guest. Okay, um, yeah, no he but for the record, he did beat your ass and don't have to talk about that right now on this I thought we was coming here to talk about my special cat Williams never going away ever. Allegation after allocations, Yeah, your PR team really did not prep you correctly because, uh, you know, on the Jennalis Jay Show we keep it all the way real um and you know whatever. But we got just a few more that we wanted to

talk to you about. Okay. So apparently you beat up an eighteen year old on your tour bus. So this is my this is my thing, right. Pedophiles are people who like to sexually abuse children. Okay, but you're going where you going with this? Jennellis? Where are you going with this? Jennellis? But you what do you call it when somebody likes to beat this ship out of random children? Okay? First of all, I didn't know that last kid was fourteen. Okay, he looked big. Would have seen if you wouldn't look

at the video first of all. Second of all, okay, I don't know which America you staying in, but if you eighteen years old, okay, you can smoke tobacco. You can fight in the war and you can catch these hands. That's all I got to say. Okay, that's all I got to say. Okay, um, all right, that's a okay okay. This crime allegedly driving a three wheeled motorbike on the sidewalk, and then later you went to jail because you missed the court date for the driving of the motorbike on

the sidewalk. First you had turned yourself in for that. Why black people ain't allowed to be in the X Games? What is the crime? I don't even know what the crime is. I can't be on a motorbike. Cat Williams can't be in the X Games. So it's just who is it. It's just Sean White and that's it. We asked out nobody else. That's that's I don't know what the crime is first of all. And then if I listen at sometimes, don't put shipped down in the calendar,

and I'll just be forgetting the dates. I'll be forgetting the dates. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I wasn't present at the court. I will be listen if you tell, if you give me a reminder, I will be there. And that's that. On that cat. We got just a few more. So. This one is for being caught on camera while stealing a photographer's camera, and you were accompanied by none other than Sugar Knight. Yes, shout out to Sugar Knight. That's

the homie right there. Listen. Okay, Sugar is a gentleman who who gets involved in things that should not be caught on camera. Okay, one of them, yes, is stealing stuff. You probably shouldn't be caught on camera stealing something. But that photographer had some other salacious allegedly had some salacious things on that camera that we just needed to retreat and listen. It's you know, it's bros before camera wielding holes. Okay, that's just what it is. That's just that is just

Cat Williams never going away ever. On Crackle. It's coming out in a couple of months. That's what I read. I was I was on Bossip the other day. I read you you actually reconcile with the photographer and he actually shot your special. Okay, see exactly, And that's exactly what happened that you know that he came out, you know, shot that she came out, excuse me, shot the special. Okay, it looks great. It is in we we did. We did twelve cameras. Nobody ever did this before. It's twelve cameras.

You get a three sixty degree view of the of the stage. It's really fantastic. Um wow, well that's great to hear that. That ended. We got two more. This one is interesting to me. Cat. You were arrested for allegedly assaulting the clerk of a pool store. Yes, I did it. Okay, Well there's that, and then, um, finally, and there's not to say about that. Finally, you threw a salt shaker at the manner at the manager of Spoon Dividus H. Yes, Spoon Dividus H. I was up at.

I was up at that place. And listen, I'm superstitious. Okay, when something goes, when you spill salt, you gotta throw the salt. That's it. That's all. That's How would you throw the salt grains, not the salt shaker over your shoulder. You don't throw the whole thing. All the luck I can get. I took the whole shaker. I threw it. That manager just happens to walk into the path has nothing to do with me. Okay, that has nothing to do. I know that the reports said that I wanted special treatment,

this that the other. No, okay, I spilled some salt. I didn't want a demon from hell coming after me after that, so I throwed the salt. Saika and the mana judges happens to walk busted them right in their face. Well here's the thing that's crazy that you, whatever you did, must be working because you actually have never served time in prison, only jail, So you haven't served hard time in prison despite having nineteen fractions. So I own up to what I do and I deny what I don't,

and that is all that matters. Wow. Well, Cat, is there anything else before you go that you want to let us know or plug or anything. Yes, if you have it downloaded crackle yet get the application, should put it on your on whatever you watch your television's on, you know. Cat Williams never going to white as my next special. Well, thank you so much, Kat, thank you so much for your time. This has been our guest interview with Kat Williams on The Journalist Jay Show, The

Jannellis J Show. I'm Your Girl, Jennellis J. All right, y'all, we are back at the journalist Jay show, what's going on? We have our segment wamp where you know, I share you know what the womps are, what's whack, what's what's popping? And you know, just to keep in line with the theme, we got the legal edition. Uh so you know, you know how this goes? Gerald's lightning round. Gerald tells me Gerald, we've been at this. Yeah, we've been at this for

a year. But my dad, Girard Girard gives me a word and then I let y'all know, always feel about it. So let's go. Uh yeah, let's start with the whamp. Let's go whops, handcuffs, Okay, with it without fuzz. Actually, never mind, I'm not sucking up my headboard bomp. Judges, okay, unless it's me judging you on your shows. Hashtag get Jenellis on Drag Race. It's all because all judges are whacked. They're all they just take up too much real estate,

strip clubs, copaganda. Okay, shows with the pro police message. Unless the cups are hot, it's a it's a total walking prison abolition. Uh. You know, honestly, we love Harriet Tubman. We want to see her on that twenty dollar bill. Uh and yeah, body cameras. Yeah, so by the cameras.

That's a little tough for me because you know, I love accountability, and you know, I was thinking after my second b b O, I would just get at one installed behind me so I can see how people are looking at my ass because I know that it's nice. I know I'm a nice, fat ass, and I just want to be able to see all the reactions. You know, I know i'd be missing at the people are shy. They don't want me to know that they're looking at my butt. So I think, you know what for body camps,

I'm appy to say yes, neighborhood watch. Neighborhood watches. Uh, you know racist, there's always some Karen's whin' got none better to do, letting you know, like, hey, Jennelli's, this is in New Jersey suburb. You can't be parking all of your humbies on our grass. You have your own driveway, and it's like, hello, I came back drunk. What you want me to do? Get in my driveway? Absolutely not iced tea. Okay, y'all know iced Tea is the godfather

my firstborn. Okay, whoever wrote this as messy as fun and they need to get fired because I would never put Iced Tea on a wamp section because he's just awful limits you wrote that topic. Okay, well, thank you so much for another edition of wamp All right, y'all, we're gonna round out this episode of The Jennellus J Show the same way we round out every episode of The Jennellis J Show with health fuel. That's right. It's that one segment that I know I'm gonna get you

out through your week. That's, you know, just that message to the haters, all the haters in your life. This applies to everybody. I want you all to take this because I know it applies to you. I know I'm so relatable and um yeah, I just want to give you know, a special message to our guest from last week.

Ortis Carter the third um or sorry, the second ortis Carter the second um you know, especial, you know, fun to you because you know the movie that he was promoting was trash absolutely, and um yeah, I think every time they always pop off like oh, um, you're not supporting my movie, You're not supporting black film. And it's also like, okay, have you thought about you know your film's trash and I shouldn't have to watch it. And apart from that, I don't like that he took my

instat cart guy. That's my real gripe with him. Apart from him making bad black movies that are catering to the white gays and have no radical politics at all, he took my instat cart guy. I got a special one that goes to Trader Joe's and Whole Foods in

the same day. And this motherfucker Otis Carter the Second, who'll be spending two fifty We found out last week on the Wee Brought Receipts segment he spent in two on Trader Joe's, which is chump change because you know they got the new everything bagel pumpkin humm is spread.

There's an instat cart guy that I'd been using, and every time I want to use him, he's like, I can't, Joannelous, I'm doing deliveries for Otis Carter the Second, and I'm just like, I don't even know how Oh this cardt the Second has money to pay him, because we all know he gets paid by Tyler Perry, and Tyler Perry don't pay him ship ah he got, you know, so anyway, that's my whole fuel. Gerald. You got anything to add

to that? Anything, uh we got for them. If there's if there's anything inspirational that you could did we just send the you know, send the listeners home with because I know you had that that kind of acts to ground with fotus. But if there's you know, it's just just was a motivational thing. And I think everyone's kind of waiting on you to give them something that they could take in. And right, yeah, no, thanks for that. I thought that me being vulnerable was enough, but apparently

it's not. And uh yeah, I know for everyone for their week. You know, so the people that are still your personal grocery shoppers, like you know, everyone has that, right, everyone has that one nemesis that makes bad movies and gets invited to the same black Hollywood parties that you do and also steals your personal grocery store shopper. And to that, I just say, you know, like, don't let

them bring you down. Keep ordering, keep doing your thing, keep letting them know that you want that roseberry facacha bread from the Whole Food Bakery, specifically from that sign a half loaf because if you get a full loaf, sometimes you forget to eat it and it goes bad. But you want that half loaf, and for that, I'm just saying, keep ordering and don't ever give up on

your dreams. You know, don't ever give up. I'm never in your personal shopper who knows what you like and knows what kind of tomatoes to pick out to deliver your groceries. You know, you don't have to make compromises or do anything for anybody. I was message, message message. That was a message right there. Yeah, that was yeah, thank you, you know I I sometimes I thought I could have been a minister. Well that was another episode of the Generics J Show, our Legal edition. Thank you

all so much, and have a nice night. Mhm