Saved By The Belmore Presents: LOOKING INWARD (Episode 2)

of Acting. You know, it's not all about me, although sometimes it feels like with how many people come to me and ask for my advice and ask for what I can tell them, it does feel like it's all about me. But today is my producer's birthday. Cindy. Hi, everyone, it's it's me, Cindy. Yeah, Happy birthday, Cindy. Yeah. Well we don't have to do the whole thing. We already did that at the Friday's And that was such a

lovely surprise. I thought it was gonna be cheesecake factory, but you know, that's a surprise when it's you know, Fridays instead. Yeah, t g I A. Yeah, thank you for picking up that tab again. Oh and now you know, just it was a nice intimate dinner between you know, friends cousins. Yeah, it's almost as though you're my employee, you know. Um, But anyway, Cindy, what is new with you? What's going on? Wow? I wanted my first date since the divorce from my husband who left me from an

unknown real housewife of New York. And how did that date go? I'm just so happy for you, you know. Not Well, he took too much galonipan beforehand and passed out in his chowder. Yeah. I was in the bathroom at the time, so when I came back, he wasn't breathing. Yeah. The hospital says, um, things are still pretty touch and go for him at the moment um. So it's been difficult. Actually, oh, Cindy, I mean, I have to be honest. It does sound like you dodged a red bullet. There a red bullet.

I can find bullet in red flag listened to me, But I did mean both things. He ordered chowder on a dates and that's goddamn insane. Yeah, it was a chowder themed restaurant, but I mean he actually didn't end up eating much of it. Well, you really know how to pick him. Yeah, he's being fed through a tube now, so you know, chowder really the only thing he can eat. God that is dark, Cinty. I mean, it's my friend's

birthday today. Can you not be so dismal? As you know, I am still waiting to hear back from several casting directors on leading film roles. I've been auditioning like crazy via online submissions. But in the meantime, I am putting all of my energy into the Lakeland High School production of Rent, which honestly I'm stressed out about because the principal, Mary Joe Fletcher, found out that Roger was being played by a hired actor that I discovered at the post office.

And then you remember I made a backstage dot com posting that she had removed. So I was hanging out down at the post office like I do every Thursday night. Yeah, Stephen, why do you do that again? I just love the ambiance of a Thursday night post office. The rush to get things ready for the weekend inspires me. So I'm standing outside about to pack it in for the night, and I see him, my Roger. He's smoking cigarettes and wearing this tattered leather coat. Bags under his eyes that

make yours look small, Cindy, can you imagine? Uh? He was perfect, But none of that matters. To Miss Lesbian Mary Joe Fletcher. I still have my Roger's number. I didn't learn his name, but we will be in contact and he might come back. Well that's good, it is good a connection out of it, I certainly did. That's one for the Roodex, always looking at the glass half

fall of chowder. But in addition to that, I got in trouble for scoffing at a parent when they mentioned that their son was starting to date girls at the parent teacher conference. Now, why would you get in trouble for scoffing. A lot of people think these students are too young to be dating. No, I scoffed because her she was talking about her son dating girls. He's gayer than a talentless actor and a Ryan Murphy mini series.

I mean, it was just absolutely ridiculous. Well, but anyway, speaking of the gay youth, let's get back to me. Because I'm young, I'm still younger. Sure, yes, you're younger than me. I'm young. In the scheme of the world, I'm on the young side of things. Yes, in the scheme of the timeless world. Yes, okay, thankfully we have our next segment coming up. Because time has never meant

more to me. I can feel it creeping in, and that's why we have to do this new, never before done segment, Daring to Date, where I will bravely and vulnerably put myself out there as a homosexual man who's dating. Now. This all started because I, you know that Damian Janitor and I broke up when I found out he was married. I I, you know, I did hear about that. I'm so sorry. Well, I guess I misread things, as I always do. On the positive side, I downloaded some dating apps,

and I could have sworn. I saw the earth science teacher Daniel on a gay dating app, and I spent days chatting with him. I tried to have lunch with him. I said, can I sit here? He said, somebody sitting there? I said I don't care, and I said anyway. I sat next to him at meetings, which I also made someone move so that I could do. And then I find out not only is he married, he's married with five children. Okay, so maybe it's just me. Maybe my picker is broken, and that's why I have decided to

reach out for an outside professional matchmaker. I saw her on the local news. She was in a commercial on the local news for a local car dealership. But she is a professional matchmaker. Folks, please welcome my new friend, Dominique low APR Financing. You can go right now down the block. We have great new and used cars and you can't go wrong with Donnie anyway. I just had to get that in. He asked that. I mentioned it. If you want to just send that to Cindy so

we can get that over to legal. I'm on it. I'm on it. Okay, yes, sorry about that. Um legal, believe me, I know all about legal right totally. You remember everyone does. Last year it was sticky, but everything we settled in court. We settled. We settled. Oh my god, that was you. That was me. Yeah, well I've changed my hair, but that was Yeah, it's straight and that's for protection purposes. In the mug shot, it was so spiky it went out of the frame. It went out

of they had. I said, zoom back. I said zoom back because I spent a lot of money on that. I'm like, if this picture is gonna go everywhere, I want you to see the you know, the great work that Cheryl Cheryl. I haven't been to. Cheryl Cheryl is actually a mother of one of my students. She's not a fan. Oh so it's a conflict. Conflict, fress, it's conflict of interests. Right. I also need to, you know, contact legal. You know what they'll they'll be used to see in my name pop up a couple of times

in a day, Cindy. Yeah, they will not be a stranger to that. Oh god, yeah, I forgot. Did that guy end up surviving that or was it? No? No, he didn't survive Steeving. You know, you know what I've always said, and you know, in the name of the Fatherest on Holy Spirit, when the Lord is ready, he takes you. And yes, I hit that man. Yes, I was looking at my phone and I was taking selfies, Yes, selfies, that's all true. But the Lord was ready to take

that man, and that I'm sure of. And so he had his time on earth and of course rest in peace. But I do believe it was his time. I like that. I'm going to start blaming everything on that as well. Cindy. Write that down. We'll have to remember that I got it. That's good, that's very good. Yes, and it does not hold up in court. No, need to check with legal on that. One, but it is spiritually helpful. And you known't. Speaking of time, Stevie, it's to late to find love.

It's never too late, but it is getting close. And that's why I want to focus in today on finding you a love connection. I am ready. I've felt for so long that my star was just shining so bright that people would be blinded. You know, they be blinded, and you are right to think that they would have been blinded very much the way obviously same for me. I walk around to how people go, I know you from that commercial? I go stop, you know, no pictures,

No pictures or the mug shot. One of the two, right, it's usually yeah, they always say mugshot to go. I think you think the commercial, But it's confusion. Sometimes it's old people around here. They get confused. Tell me about it. So, Stevie, I want to just fire off some questions for you. I want to get to know you how. I want to get to know you. So I'm gonna get to know you downstairs, Okay, the boudoir, the boudoir, Okay, all right, that's not to spice up. I'll have to change the

rating on this. Okay, Well, you better go ahead and change that right now. Explicit, Right now, this is about to become very explicit. Because you know that the only way to find love is to find sex. You know that. You know that, Stevie, Oh my god, So how long have you been single? Well, since the last time I was in a relationship. It's been forever, since the last time I had physical into to see It's been a few years to months. But I do a lot of hookups,

you know, I'm busy, fantastic. I recently was hooking up with the janitor. His name was Damien. He worked at the school. He's married, long history there. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Damien. You know Sharon. She worked out at the car dealership. Sharon, she had no problem selling cars. That was his wife, not his sister, not his sister, not his sister. Can you believe that? Well, the dead ringers for each other. I mean, wow, we really do attract people who we look like. Right, I'm surprised I'm

not attracting Ryan Guzzling. Right, where's that Afrod? I look exactly like him. Okay, Julia Roberts might have to become my new interest. I'm messing. I'm josh and around. It's funny Morgan Freeman, Am I right? Okay? So here we go having fun, which is so important because love is so difficult. It's so important that we have fun. It's so one that we have fun. Now, Stevie, you're on an island. You can only bring two things. There are no wrong answers. Tell me now, what do you bring

in water? Okay? And the Lady Gaga Born This Way album. It changed my entire life. Okay, So those are both wrong. No, No, those are both wrong. No, you should have been bringing your partner, right, Okay. Cindy doesn't like the beach. No, so we're talking now here. I'm talking about a romantic partner here, a romance. Okay, Cindy's not coming to the beach with you anymore. She can't come to the beach. No, I get sunburned very easily. Sin, he's not coming to

the beach. So who is it with you? Who's on the beach with you? Come on, give it to me. What does he look like? What does he smell like? He smells like leather and maybe cigarettes. Oh yeah, and you know that smell when you walk into a frat house after like the third day of a party. Last night. Yeah. Yeah, I was there too. Down at Kai Yeah Ki. They throw a classy yelloween party. They really do, they really do. It was so much fun. That smell just it floods

my basement, you know. And I, because I'm a feminist, I like to talk about my sexual desires in the form of wetness. And I'm gonna choke up saying this, but I wanted to thank you for being a feminist. I wanted to thank you because that is so important in today's day and age. Because it's so important and so for you to come out here and say that you're a feminist, I am so I respect the hell out of you. Stevie. Thank you. It's brave. He is he is? He really is. Cindy, Well, can I say

make America vagina again? That's what I always say. Wow, you know he does have a bumper sticker. He does that says that, Yes, I didn't know you had a car. Well, it was a rental. I got in trouble for the sticker. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, I got in trouble for totally mine. I'm like, it was a rental. Well, sorry, sorry, I took it for a spin. Yeah, the blood again. I saw the news stories. But we don't have to get into that. We don't have to do that because we're

moving past. And that's out of finding love is moving forward, moving moving close to to level, away from hate, moving towards that thing. So you're moving towards it. You're moving towards this man. Okay, it's five years from now, you're moving towards him. Who do you see somefing where do you see yourself romantically? Let me say that again, romantically In five years, I see myself married to Ryan Reynolds.

I've always wanted to be a stepparent good and now now you're going to get me choking up because I just imagine in my relationship with him, and I say, do you want to watch the Amityville Horror because I don't remember he was in that and he would chop the wood and I would be like, I have a poster of you from that scene. I printed it out and I went down to the the print place, yeah, the Staples. Now it was something else before, but I went down there and I printed out a poster of

the screenshot I took of him with the acts. And that's that's what I need. Dominique Steve. I'm sitting here and I'm going wow, because you know, sometimes people say I'm not good at this, sir, I should go on too. I don't actually, you know, make a profit lots of things. People say, how could you be a matchmaker if you've never been in love? I had a happy relationship. All

these people say, thinking do? People say that constantly? But today, when I'm sitting here with you, we just had a breakthrough. We just had a breakthrough. We just had a break through, Cindy, did you feel it? I am emotionally wet right now, Cindy, this is a family show, my apologist Steve. To be emotionally wet and to have a future where you're married to fucking Ryan Rey. Guys, what we've done here. Look, we've done here. Yesterday Cindy killed a man in chowder,

and today you're married to Ryan Reynolds. And where emotionally wet together, well wet together, that's special. I feel so good right now. I feel like it's my first time doing ecstasy again. Yeah, I just feel like I could climb a mountain of men. Yes, that looks like Ryan Reynolds, and that smell like that cigarette piss stained basement. Yes, natty light, just reekness, yes, warm, warm, natty light. Yes,

my god. Well, Dominique, I have to say you have just really changed my life and you mind, and you mind. I feel amazing. This is the reason we do this, No, it's the reason I do it. And thank you for having me on. This has been an absolute pleasure. Um off the YouTube? Are we wrapping up right now? I just gotta ask you to, um, who should I go to for payment for this? For this segment? Should I want to? Do? You want to check of ven mal or what works for you? We will So it's big

exposure is what is what it is, it's exposure. No, I'm not going to take my shirt off. No I know I said I would, but because it's audio, I thought that wouldn't play. Well. We'll be in touch, Dominique. Okay, about my zeal was frozen? Okay, I'll be reaching out and I'll be reaching out very soon, very soon. Please do Cindy. I look forward to it. And next time, Cindy, we're doing you. You you're Ryan Reynolds. Okay, Well that's hope and pray for my showder Prince Charming. In the meantime,

I will be meditating on that. And for everyone else, please stop by down the block. Oh you need is a credit card and a hope and a dream, and we have every card that you could ever imagine, convertibles, su reads, lots of other ones too. Thank you. Okay, it's been a pleasure all my love to you. Have a wonderful show, and I look forward to the big, big check in the mail from you too. Yes, well,

we'll talk to you soon. By Okay, Cindy, just take her off ordering a check book now, no, good, good, good, take her off, take her off? But bye, Okay, she she's gone, she's gone, she's gone. She killed someone, did you know that? Yes, but that was so moving. He was moving. She was moving about two fifty miles an hour when her little Toyota Camray blew him into She did she did kill someone. Yeah, but she is a good friend, she's sweet. Okay, Let's let's keep going because

we have a lot of surprises in this show. Oh yes, yes, we have our our favorite segment Bell leave it or not, Ding ding ding ding. It is time for us to discuss the latest rumors at Lakeland High. Okay, and then after this we have and I can't even believe this. We have a second guess. A second guest. We have a second guess. So let's quickly get to the biggest rumor here, okay, and that is that the art teacher has been stealing paints to use for her own art

gallery and thinks nobody knows about it, Cindy. But I found her fake Instagram, her finsta if you will, And I'm struggling on who I should tell about it, Steve. Should I spill the beans or not? Steve Will? First of all, we're on a podcast. But didn't you post it on your Facebook page like last week? No? Well, I meant if I should put it in like this school newsletter. Oh, aren't you in the art teacher friends, Cindy, don't be so naive. There's no such thing as friends

in high school teaching. I I should have known that. Yeah, you're right. In other news Maryland, Peabody's gay dads are into group stuff. And I know because they accidentally invited me to a sex party and then when they realized, sent a follow up saying wrong text? And how do you feel about that? I know what happened, so I don't feel bad. I know they're not actually doing it. They're they're trying to make me jealous, and that's the

name of the game. Unfortunately, when you're somebody who radiates sex just X factor like me and sex. Yes, yes, sex and X factor, but I do want everybody to know that they're doing orgies. And finally, Amber Willett, who I very kindly gifted the dream role of Mimi in Rent. That was very big of you, had the nerve to tell the principle that she felt I was too intensive a director. So now I don't know what to do.

I think she's suffering from severe anxiety from her parents up and down relationship, and to be frank, I think she needs to find a less stressful extracurricular like sports or therapy. Perhaps theater is just not for everyone. Wait wait, wait wait wait, but why why do you think her parents have an up and down relationship? She's stressed out about my directing. I'm doing air quotes. Okay, you can't see them. I'm doing because air quotes stressed or air

quotes directing. My directing is what's stressing her out. That's insane, absolutely wild. There's got to be something going on at home there. But I can't keep dealing with these problems by myself. And as you know, I tried getting into religion. It didn't pan out. I was very quickly not welcome at most of the congregations here in town. And so I said, what do I do? What do I do? I guess I'll go to a medium. I'll go to a psychic. And that's when I turned on my computer,

my old Mac that I keep in the garage. I fired that puppy up and there she was a medium on a local news show. I was on a tape. So I'm not really sure when or why are but she's amazing. I found her number and she's here today. Please welcome Deborah design you Deborah High. Hi, Oh my high. I have no fear of Deborah's here. I feel safer already. Oh you should, sweetie. I can already see your futures. Look at very bright, very bright. Let me just say

she's got a cough. No, I'm sorry. I've tried quitting smoking six times. It's working. But some Yeah, we're a little coost we're a little coolest. How are we today? I feel amazing. I've had a matchmaker told me that I was going to be in love, which I'm sure you've seen positive and spiritual over here. Yes, very much. I see a very loving aura around you. Um, you're looking very sprightly and I love it. No, I can see it. I can see it. Oh my gosh, thank you.

That's exactly what I needed to hear. But I do have some questions between us. Am I going to win a Tony this year? Or Okay? Okay, steven Stevie Stevens, what do I can I call you? Stevens? You can call me Stevens Steven's with an S. Okay, So, by Tony, you're talking about, um, the man you're talking about, I'm talking about the award, the theater award. Yes, and I knew that, and I knew that. Okay, Yeah, it's there's Grammy's Oscars, Tony. The Oscars are for for movies, movies, yes,

Grammys are for TV TV. Oh no, Grammys for music. The Emmys are for Yeah, Cindy will fact check this. Yes, all of it that is correct, because I'm yes, I'm seeing it, You're getting it, I'm getting it. I'm getting it. So so Stevens, let me say this, let me say this. Luck is coming your way. Luck is coming your way. But I'm seeing more. I'm not seeing shiny, I'm not seeing trophies. I'm seeing greens. I'm seeing green color. I'm seeing I have a green tie that I maybe would wear.

You do have a green tie, a green tie? Okay, Okay, this is a green tie. Okay, Cindy, he's got a green time. Seen it? I have Cindy's seen it. Okay, So I'm the and green. Maybe it's the green tie I'm seeing. Okay, Okay, you're gonna wear the green tie and you're gonna go play the power bawl. You're gonna go play the powerball. Stevens. It's money. It's moolaw Sweedie, It's moolaw Okay, oh my god, the greenest money, the greatest money is rad Look at this, Look at look

at look at the the energy we're creating. I feel alive. Okay. So you had a hamster, you had a hamsty. Yes, I had a bunny when I was a kid. Yes, Yes, I'm seeing something very furry. Okay. So here's what I'm thinking. I'm seeing green and I'm seeing something furry. You're gonna play the death date of your bunny. For the numbers for the Powerball. Oh my god, that's what you're gonna do. I'll have to call my mom. I haven't talked to her in ten years. Cindy, could you put that on

the agenda. You're gonna want to Okay, it's gonna be big money. Reconnect with mom A sap to find out to find out Barbara Streisand's um death date. That was the bunny's name. No, it was Bobara. Oh my god. I love Barbara. I'm a huge Barbara fan. Um So okay, so palable, palable. It's gonna be big for you. It's gonna be very big for you. Okay. I think I'm gonna ask a question about love. Please do. There's a barista. I go down to the cutest little coffee shop. It's

like Orange Colors. They just added avocado toast to the menu. It's it's so I love it there the barista. I think maybe he's into me. He always says good morning, good morning. He'll be looking down and he'll still look up and he'll say good morning. And I just want to know if he's okay, Okay, Well, Cindy thinks he says good morning to her too, but I think that it's a different vibe, you think, so okay, okay, me and him are like good morning, good morning, and then

with Cindy he's like good morning. Well, when he asked me my good morning, it's it's okay, okay, that's deductive good morning. It's it's the upward inflection. Okay. I don't know that he does that. I don't know. He had notes he told me in college on his throat, so his his inflection. But anyway, he had surgery. He had surgery for the notes he had. I'm seeing, um, you know doctors he had something's okay okay, and he's blonde.

Now he's blonde, right, Well, it's more like a dark brown, dark sandy blonde dark okay, okay, like yeah, almost black even it's like a very dark shade, so blonde. Okay, you know he you know what he died is Hey, that makes sense. I'm seeing some die in there, because first blawn, then you know he he shifts it and now now he has black hamp so okay, okay, okay, so you know, here we go. So this is what

we're gonna say. Um are you ordering oat milk? Is I'm seeing I'm seeing like, you know, some some goats with oats. That's I am crazy. That's crazy. That's so crazy. That's crazy. Okay, okay, so he is my thing, he has my thing. I think. I think the barefe stuff has like has a really big love for oats and oat milk. So maybe he's seeing that. I'm not saying he's not in love with you by anything. I'm not

saying that. I'm not saying that don't know, but I'm saying that I think I think he feels close to you because of the oat milk. So I think, or oat milk next time, and order a side of oat milk, and I think, I think it'll steal the deal. It's gonna seal the deal. And I'll chug it right there at the counter, get a little flem there, get a little flem worked up, and like, you know, do you know,

get a little like right next to him. You know what I'm saying, you know, and I'll be like, just because I don't do dairy, it doesn't mean i'll think of something in the moment, you know, I always do. You're very clever, You're very clever. It'll come to you. It will come to you and Cindy don't have a of oat milk, don't have no no, what a skim? I should order skim? You should do skim. You don't want to throw him off? Exactly exactly. The barista loves

the oats. Can I order almond? No? No, now now now, stim it's it's yes. What better way is there to get over your deathly allergy to lactose than having some skim milk each day exposure therapy? I believe it's colts, yes, exactly, skim skim. It's gonna help you. It's not gonna harm you. What's gonna help? Okay, okay, okay, alright, so you know you're welcome, Thank you, thank you. Skim milk, oh milk. I just have a couple more questions fire away. Now.

All of a sudden, people at work are saying you got to have a four oh one k. I'm not even sure exactly what it is, to be honest, some sort of a savings account, as I understand it, for retirement. I don't know, Steve, and you should really know what a fourah one k is. Cindy, you have a for a one k? Of course, Cindy does I can see it. I can see it. I can see it now. Cindy's got a face of finance, a face of finance. Cindy does and skim milk, thank you? How much does she

have in there? Well, you know what, you know what, I'll stop us say. I'll stop us say because I'm a psychic and I'm not a financial advisor. Follow me at dazzling to Singe the singay, what's my last name? Well? I thought it was pronounced as in you, but here I have been like an asshole saying it wrong. You must be so piste off at me. I'm sorry now, No, I'm the Psychicia. How would you know? No, it's at Deborah Descinge de Singe you know what? Have you? Whatever

it is? But anyway, yeah, so, so I'm a psychic, not a financial advisor. Four oh one K five O one five star K. I don't know. But Cindy is a money girl, not you, Okay, so I shouldn't worry about it. No, well my husband, my ex husband's the money girl. Actually, So Cindy, you know what, since it's your birthday today and the socks that I got you from Amazon did not come in and I canceled the order because they were cancel. But I think that for your gift, I'll let you ask Deborah the last question

of the session. Wow, oh my god, we got double decka see a double decka? Sincy, what do we got? What have we gone? You're a bright light. You're a bright light. Oh my god, Facebook finance skim milk bright light. But it's not brighter. It's dimmer than mine. Well, well, good thing. This is an audio medium, yes, right, right, but I'm still see I'm still seeing bright lights from both of you, right, lights from both Okay, so thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay, let me think um oh,

will my chowder Prince Charming ever wake up? Oh my god, Cindy if you need some background, Cindy almost killed a guy yesterday. It was all over the news, I know, tragically, tragically. And it was chowder. It was a lops tobiscu chowder, wasn't it. It was the It was clam based clam. I knew I saw fish. I saw a fish. I saw something fromthing from the sea. Yeah, okay, clam based chowder. Yes, and you know what it's the lactose connection. Yes it is, yes,

it is. I see that. I see this fish lactose. Okay, clam chowder, clam chowder up, I hope this old clam clam clam. He's coughing. He's coughing. Is he coming back to me? And he's coming back to me? Okay, he was coughing. Maybe that's him. Yeah, he's coming. He might be coming through to me. Is he coming through? If he cross over? You guys, you guys can't see this, but what we're witnessing is a miracle. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, you know what, Cindy here, what

did he say? I didn't even realise he had crossed over? Well, i'll tell you what did cross Oh no, I won't get graphic here, but let me just say this. He is gonna be fine, Cindy. He is going to be fine, and so are you expect the text expected, very good text. The next three days. Okay, oh my goodness, thank you so much. Next three to seven days, three to seven days. Yes, and he knows what he's doing with his tongue. Okay, you know, wow, he's a linguist. He's a linguist. Okay, yes, yep.

I'm now realizing what I thought was evil spirits coming out of you was a female orgasm. I've never witnessed a female orgay house. I'm a feminist, don't get me wrong, okay, but it's just it's not for me. But I'm happy for you. I want to make this clear though it was it was Cindy experiencing the orgasm, not mate, not mate, Cindy crossed over intomate. And I'm telling I'm telling you, Cindy, You're gonna be a very lucky lady. You're already I already,

I'm pushing the energy towards you. I'm speechless. I yeah, I'm shaking. I'm shaking. I have goose bumps right now. Oh, something came out something three to seven days. You know, we do have we do have a robotus and connect so oh Michael, yeah, I'll also do an email after this, Okay, please do, please do, and everyone I loved Okay, I love meeting you guys. It's at dazzlink to singe, on Instagram, on LinkedIn, whatever. I have used the facebooks and I'll

be at the expo in Psiocet in Long Islands. So come find me, okay in two weeks, beautiful, beautiful, yes, so please come see me. Thank you so much, Debrah. Now thank you milk, oh, milk, skim milk. Alright, alright, so grateful? What is sweetheart? All right? By bye? What a sweetie? What is sweetie? I don't know that she actually could see the future, but I was taking it when she said you had a light, I said, no,

I'm questioning things. Well, I do think she did, you know, have some truth to some things that she was saying. I think. Well, listen, Cindy, let's quickly get into our last segment. Yes, okay, because we have to help the people, and that's why we're going to do Belmore's chore. It's my favorite segment because I love nothing more than giving back, because giving back is my what chore? Where I help some sad, depressed listener who needs the help of a

strong willed individual like myself. Cindy, whose life are we saving today? Well, I'm not sure that it's a shore, but today's question comes from someone who chose to remain anonymous week Yes, but identifies themselves as a former students parent. I love when parents are fans of the show. Are you ready ready here it is, dear scumbag, you were my daughter's theater teacher during a production of Anything Goes Well.

This could be anybody. Honestly, I was about to say, yeah, you told her to not bother getting tap dance shoes because she would just hurt her cankles. Steven, Okay, stop stop. This is Margaret Donovan's mother. She was the jealous type. So well, she continues, so she thought she had no allent because of how often you told her that. She even decided to switch her interests from the arts to computers. She's now in college for software engineering. But the damage

you did. Wait, did you hear that, Cindy, we helped to bring a woman into tech. I am so happy. I can't believe how far my reach goes sometimes, you know, Steve, and I did not know where you were going with that, but that you're right, You're right. I'm just excited there's not enough women in tech. You really are a feminist women code too. Did you know that? I'm just so excited I was able to inspire someone in a way that I never have before. It almost makes me emotional.

And if if you're listening, Margaret, congratulations prove them all wrong. Yes? Okay, Oh, did you want to add on to that, Cindy, Please, it's your birthday. I was about to say, you know, when she's sitting at the desk all day her the ankles are hidden anyways, So amen, someone say you helped her in the long run. Amen. Good looking out, Cindy.

Well that's all the time we have for today. As you know, once our neighbors start streaming the television services, the WiFi gets too spotty, and I believe we have an exterminator coming for the passam problem that I did bring into the house. That's my bad. I feel them scratching at my ankles. Yes, just set them away. They'll be fine. Next week we will be back with all new drama, all new advice, and the same old day belmore hurting s. See you next week. Stop st