Parts Talk Presents: STI’s aka What’s that Coming Out of Me? (Episode 2)

they know? My husband Patrick liked it too much, kind of irritated me. Wouldn't stopped talking about it. How is my week, doctor Pitts, You might be asking, Well, I got reprimanded by HR because I was too excited about a gay couple have the baby via Sergit on our Unit. Yeah. I kind of felt like I was in my own private episode of queer Eyes, and I kept calling one of them chating. I couldn't help it. Okay, they were so beautiful. I might have sang them that one Maclamore's song,

but I just loved the message of it. Maclamore, you know, he just really gets it in a lot of ways that I feel like we don't talk about. Oh and this couple, they were gorgeous. Their surrogeit was beutiful. And she's rich now she's walking out of the hospital thirty pounds thinner and three hundred k Richard. You know when I got when I pushed out my son Marcus, six years of travel hockey. They were so glamorous, you know. One of the dad said he met the good doctor

on a plane once. Yeah. Freddie Hydemore from the Good Willy Wonka. Only celebrity I ever met was a secret service agent who thought the bullet for Reagan. He has a house down the short Yeah, right by my mums. I really wish I were more involved in the gay community in Delaware. I mean, of course, my grandmother was gay, but we never talked about it. She was just the kind of Catholic woman who loved their dogs more than her family and never ever, ever, ever, ever ever smiled.

But hey, it was a different time. Oh and speaking of very old Catholics, let's get to this week's Biden spotting. This week's Biden spotting is I saw doctor Jill Biden Biden. He's at the Boss Cobs. Yeah. I followed her around the store and bought the same thing how she got And of course rubber sheets for my son Marcus, which is the real reason why I was in there. Doctor Jill is so sexy in her little boots and skirts,

reading the kids and feeding homeless events. Hot lady. Doctor Jill is not a medical doctor, but uh yeah, she's so smart. She could do what I do. It's not that hard. Also, I just gotta say this after the first episode have gotten some feedback. The Biden Spottens are not a political endorsement. Okay, it's just where I saw them because it's Delaware. The state is the size of

Pennsylvania's Clint and you're going to see people around. But for the record, I am a Biden Democrat, which means basically, I think everybody should have equal rights, and I don't think too deeply beyond that. I'm done at plim people. My dad died of asbestos poisoning he got from working his whole life at the Chrysler plant. That's how a real American man dies. And speaking of my dad's death, let's get into today's topic. STIs aka when the good

parts feel bad. You know, there's so much damn shame around sex. I'm with the Catholic School and our Lady of the Sacred Lady, and I graduated with honors because I had perfect attendance and I was a virgin the whole time. My sex head teacher was a menopozzle nun named Sister Sherryanne, telling me that premarital sex would give me cancer. But I'm going to change the sheep sdis are a lot like having us spend a week down

of Rehobeth with your in laws. Absolutely no fun, but if you take enough drugs, it'll be over in no time. I've had plenty of little downtown pimples in my life, especially back during my days at ud do As University. The dollar, chlamydia, gon arhea, syphilis, you name it. I mean I had too many. You'd think I was banging an old timey blacksmith, but it was actually just a guy from the intramural bowling team. He was cute, but I shouldn't have known better than to trust the man

who wears communal shoes. But she living, You'll learn, and those days are long behind me because of my first year in medical school. You know, I met my husband Patrick, not that we have sex anymore. All we do now is fight about who's going to pick our daughter air and up for mock trial practice. But in the beginning we for sure bang. Oh, before I forget, we got

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We asked the US to send me pictures of different discharges coming out of your holes, and I'm going to go through that and give you my professional medical opinion. Now, the producers of my podcasts are telling me that podcasts are not a visual medium, So me talking about pictures, ain't You're really gonna do the trick, But how do you use? Guys will get it? Now. A general rule of thumb I like to use with discharge is clearer white.

You're doing all right? Green, yellow, red, You're better off dead. I'm kidding, but in all seriousness, if any of those colors show up in your drawers, you should definitely reach out to your doctor. Okay, time for the first picture. Now, this first picture is a deep yellow, almost brown color. You see that? And obviously it's just a picture, but I can tell it stinks. Wolf. This is a textbook case of gonorrhea. But don't worry. The clap is easy

to fix. Just go to your doctor asap and get an antibiotic, or you'll be going to work with your undy's full of mustard. Oooh you know what mustard is good on a classic six and spicy Italian hoogie from her sponsor, Tony Parogie Hoogie Hut. Use the discount code Young Young Pitts for twenty percent off any order. Next up, we got a picture of what appears to be poop. Yep,

that's a poop, just straight up dukie. I'm not sure why this person was confused about it, but if I could make any recommendation here, it would be in eat of vegetable like the new Vegete dairy and parodies red ponies. Just stay away from the hot sauce. That is not going to help your situation. Now, this next a guck is pretty clear, which is a good thing. Seems a

little slippery, pretty viscous. My guess is you're pretty repped up and morning, and I'd recommend you go out and find a loving partner to take care of that asap, because this stuff won't stop flowing until you get your nut, you know what I'm saying. And when you're done doing the dirty, hop on Postmates or door Dash and order a meat blake from Tiny's Parobi heavy hot ob GYNs aren't the only one to deliver. Okay, that's all the guck we have time for today, so I'll leave you

with this. Your genitals are a delicate ecosystem like the Baltimore Harbor in between your legs. Tides are coming in, tides are coming out. Be gentle with her and see me sometime now. Use guys, I'm so excited for our first gap. Okay, I'm just really freaking jezzed to catch up with this lady. She's my best thie from med school and she is currently the lead obstetrician at Chicago Hair Medical Center in Illinois, and she taught me about picklebacks,

so please give it a good old Parks tuck. Welcome to doctor Francis. Just upp hi, oh stop, oh stop it to my god, Franny, you look amazing. Stop you're gassing me up. You're gassing me up, stopping amazing? Oh thank you? I love you. Here did you get highlights? Um? You know what I actually? Uh we went down to Florida for kids midwinter break. You know how that goes, You know what I mean, nice midwater break when they're sort of like, uh, drive me up the wall, and

then I just say, it's midwinter break. Okay, not recognized by the schools, but uh yeah, we're gonna drive down to Florida. So we down Florida and I pulled lemon juice on my hairstep by the pool five days straight. I'm like, oh, well, it looks amazing. You look like Kelly Clarkson. Oh my god, she should take over for Ellen. Am I crazy for thinking that? Am I crazy for thinking that? Kelly seems happy and Ellen seems sad and mad. You know, it's not my place. It's not my place.

I remember when I went to a tape and of Ellen. Oh yeah, that was so funny, fun fun. I think you're in a bad mood and you didn't dance, and then she kind of she kind of yelled at you a little bit. Yeah, well, the thing was is that they didn't put enough half and half in my coffee, because you know how I like it. I like it mostly dream and just like two pumps of coffee. But they won't do that at the Fancy, you know, whatever place we were at. So yeah, I wasn't dancing, and

nobody's gonna tell me what to do. I've had two kids, Okay, I went to medical school. Okay, I got like four letters after my name. I mean, that's how freaking educated you too. Nobody's gonna tell a doctor to dance. Well, I also think the thing is like you're in a position that it's a lose lose because you dance, you know,

you get sort of like uh, you know, jabbed. They work kind of like saw you dancing, which you don't dance, and then all of a sudden, Ellen's kind of well, she gave you the kind of devil ie, you know what I mean. But you know what, we got a cracker bearra gift certificate out of it, and it was worth it. I mean I'll oh, it was so worth it. I know, that was an hysterical trip. That was a hysterical. It was hysterical. It was hysterical. I mean you and me,

you mean want me together. It's a last riot. It's kind of a stand back, you know situation. You and I walk in and you see you see the bart Oh no, oh no, basically bartown there. What about our husbands? You and I are down the shore together and h we walk home from shopping, you know, Pandora, we got all our backs. Both of our husbands were like, oh no, oh no, Well that trip to the shore was one for the ages, because you know, I never see nothing

like the shore before in Chicago. It's sort of just like, uh, you know, you got some rocks and then the lake course and then I go to shore and it's like a ferris wheel. Okay, yeah, you know we got that a navy pier. But but but I think the reason that we are such who is because we're just hysterical

when we're together. But his work hard, play hard. You know, it's a it's you put the hours in and then and then you know, you know it's like, uh, you know, we worked seventy two hours straight and residency, and then it was like okay and uh am I going to bed? No, we're going to hog wild blackout. I don't want to remember.

I don't want to remember the residency, and I don't want to remember who I was going out which And that's what he makes that's your favors and Brianny, Wow, that's what you meant, Bill, I do want to say that, Bill. Oh gosh, these last two years with Bill I just got it's been. It's been a real sort of funky time with us. You know, his mother's living is now no yes, no, yes, no, No, mother's living with us, and of course she takes our room right A sleeping

in the den? Are you? Because you got a beautiful den? But it is it on a bedroom? You know, I got two boys, so I'm sure in a bed with a thirteen year old, which uh do not recommend? Okay, oh god? Does it is? This? Is this a this is a bed? Vibrate? Or are we dealing with a Are we dealing with a thirteen year old mendman who just don't watch a little bit too much euphoria? Yeah? Well no, we don't let him watch that crap. We don't let you know. They get into it. We we

we programmed television, so they only get two channels. Oh really, because Marcus told me that he watched it with him yours, Marcus watch it with Triff, Yeah, he said, guys, that were you in Triff there? He said, we're watching euphoria. I don't know it's on my HBMX. Okay, watching at their friend's house, Branny, they watch it at their friend's house. There's nothing you can do about it. They watch at their friend's house, the friend being my son, Marcus. And

you're letting that happen in your house. That's trash. It's trash, it's portographic. I saw one billboard for it, and I said, that's portographic. Ranny. I am an ob g y N and a sexual health educator. We got industrial buckets of lube and medical dildos all over the house. Okay, you

might as well see it with some nice lighting. Okay, I mean, look, I'm sex positive, of course, but what they're peddling in you for it is just I mean, when I was a teenager, I look like a fucking toe, and now it's like they got the beautiful I've seen pictures of you. You look like a toe with long hair. I had really long hair. You had that here you weren't you were afraid to cut it was that the thing here, you had that whole thing. Well, I'm afraid to cut your hair. I was scared to I thought

it was good luck. I you know, I had hey touch of the OCD growing up, and I saw my hair was good luck. And uh, I thought if I cut it there, well, you know it's it's it's a burden, it's a blessing because you you know, you kept washing your hands all the time, and now you're a doctor, you know. So it kind of worked out. Not everything was based in logic. I thought if I cut my hair, my parents would die. I mean that went through. But

I guess what you cut? You cut your hair. And now your mother in law I was living with you. Oh so oh she's well, you know she'd lived with us because she threw her back up when she was taking the Christmas lights down. Why is she doing that? That's what I said. I say, Christmas lights become Martygaraw lights become Easter lights become for her, July lights become

Halloween lights. Genius, genius, you know they got these ones at Amazons you can get them or Walmarts and you just turn the dial and you got you got multi color for Christmas. You turn her just thread and you turn it just the purple. Oh, I'm all about it, about it, I'm all about it. That's genius. I mean, I wish they had that when we were kids. That's genius. That's genius. That's genius. The stuff they gone on Amazon.

I thought the other day there's a blanket with holes in it so that you can still text, oh wearing the blanket. Oh, yes, my gosh, genius. You know. I like to try and support local, but sometimes I'm just like, it's gonna come in a day, Okay, a new set of sheets will come tomorrow, which you know why i'd be needing my house because I got thirteen year old, eleven year old blimy. I just went bob rubber sheets at Boskov's the other day for Marcus, because I'm not

sleeping with him, but I know what he's doing. Well. I mean, it's just sort of like, is it I'm paying for convenience because you know my hours it's through the roof. It's crazy, you're doing overnights you're doing overnights and also guess what, you know what also comes in the day babies. Right, we're just constantly getting called into the unit. You know. I don't know if you've you face this, but h over it all hair. I mean,

it's crazy. I've never seen more kids. And I was thinking like, Okay, yeah, there's gonna be a lull because who wants to you know, kick it with the person You've been hanging around the house all day and then all of a sudden enormous influctations. Yeah. Great. I'm reading all these articles and there's I know, the birth rate is down and you know women today don't want to have kids. And I'm like, uh, where because that's where I want to open up my practice. Yeah, because a

woman's in Delaware. People are banging and they are multiplying. I'm seeing now women with four or five kids. I'm like, this is this is where is two thousand and twenty two at this point, like this is not you know, nine, I see a woman twenty or five kids and I want to shaker and say, don't you know you don't have to do this? No more? Don't you know you don't have to do this? No more. You know something that that there really is a sort of getting Michael Is.

I'm seeing kinda believe it or not, kind of like fit dads coming in now and fit dads. But then the the mom has you know, they they got three kids, and I see a fit dad. If I see a fit dad, I say, uh, let's lose the time at the gym and teach the kids how to read. And you know what I say about a guy with a dad bod, Oh you got a dad bot good dad. Every single father in my family, every single father in my family had a beer gut that made him look like he was in his third trimester. And that's a

good father. Same with when men have hobbies, I'm like, must be nice. No, we're no, No, I'm sorry, you're forty year old man, and now you're gonna learn how to like race cars? Like what's happening? Oh my god, don't even get me started on the cycle dads. Every single weekend, I see these skinny, skinny guys going through White Clay Creek State Park. Oh, they think they're tour to France. I honestly get really close to them in my car on purpose, you know, And then I shout

out to them. Does your kid know how to read good? Toe the line, Toe the line, toe the line. I mean I couldn't. It's just crazy. I mean I see these, you know, buying leagues and these like I see. I mean, if Bill had a hobby, I would kill him. I would kill him. Oh well, I wish my Patrick had a hobby, because, oh my god, Patrick is always asking me to go on a nature walk with him or telling me that, oh, I'm making homemade sushi to night.

I know it's your favorite when you coming home and I'm just like, could you please get a little baby bike and go up a hill? I mean I would die. But you know, our relationship is different. Our relationship is different. I mean, he's such a sweetheart. I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't want a nicer guy for you. You've always had a crush on Patrick, and I love it. I'm flattered, I swear. Okay, the listeners there know this. Okay, So in medical school, Okay, so you and I went them

out of school to gather at University of the Dollar. Yeah, of course, of course, which is cool because you were kind of like an international student being from Chicago. I mean, my gosh, it's like that thirteen hour drive might as well have been from Chicago to Quait. It was josper No, it's a totally different world down here, Delaware is a totally different world. That's why people don't understand. So you met Patrick, Patrick meets Franny, okay, and this is a

funny story. And he's just talking to her all night and he's saying the most app He's saying her, Oh, your culture is so interesting, your your your voice is so exotic. Oh, you're telling him these words like you're saying him like what do you what do you use? Guys call sausage, sauceage, sausage and peppah, what do I call a sausage? I don't know? A pizza puff? What do I though? He's saying, He's saying to you, like how deep is the dish of the pizza? You know,

you're telling him words like brought. You're telling him word brath brot, brat brat. Sure, okay, somebody has another coffee. Well, I think of a sausage and if brad is two different things, I see, I do know. I'm not French, No, I know brat Brat's Yeah, I mean, Patrick was a real sweetheart. You know, he was just humor and me. I know he I know he thinks that I'm just like this sort I'll like, I know he still asks about you. He's still asked about you. And he loves

your accent. Oh yeah. At one time I just said them, I said, Patrick, he love her accent. He said, I think it's one of those sexiest things I'd ever heard. He was a couple of sangree is in that was down the shore. Remember that night when we got in the hot tub, things came close. Oh my gosh, I oh, I was so embarrassed. I I mean, I was never gonna be on a bikinia. I'm Patrick's all. I just went in in my pajamas. Oh my god. And then of course I can do embarrassed, ask for a new sad.

Just slept him too that once. I mean, that's it's it really is. Patrick is a dang sweetheart, that's all say. And you know he's just like Bill's just kind of a bump on a log. No, I love Bill at this point, He's just his couch. This guy. No, Bill is so great and he knows how to do all of that like stuff with cars, and he's always like pinkerin and like hanging up a shelf. God, I would kill for Patrick to hang up a shelf. You know, he has his projects, he has he has his a

little um around the house fix er uppers. But of course you know those are to varying degrees of success. I mean a three legs table. I mean the bookshelf killed the cat. The books down kill the cat. The bookshelf squashed the cat. I mean host to say, I I we don't know if it was the cat's fault or not. I mean, but the book Sunrise Sunset. That's what I always say. You know, in the medical profession, we have a phrase, Sunrise Sunset. Yes, everybody's gonna die,

even cats. Yes. And you know, between me, me and you, the cat it gave me nothing in return. I'm a dog girl, through and through the cat. The cat tuk tuk tuk and was better than me, and we all knew it. And I literally was born a dog and a cat makes me uncomfortable. So who was to say what happened with the bookshelf. But yeah, the boys, they

had crackodile tears for about two hours. Then we went to Giordano's and all of a sudden, cat who Okay, Okay, well I think actually, uh, since you're here, and since you're one of the best damn baby bringers I ever Damn no, I mean this woman with the four sps. I mean, it's like it's like watching It's like watching a master at work. Okay, it's like watching Oprah with Tom Cruise. I mean, you just know what you're doing.

You just know what you're doing. So on partstock, people send in there are questions anomalously and we're gonna answer him. And I figure because I got my smartiest gall pal with most stop oh stop that out, we would answer some questions. So this episode is actually about a STDs. You ever had one? I got pubic lice even though I had no pubes. Wow, you're a medical marvel. Okay. They should be going kind of on the like on

the folds. They were burrowing on the fold T I remember, and uh yeah, one of the guys in our in our class that the paper on you pures. He put pictures but he left my name out, but my face was there and I was in the class. Okay, So our first question comes from coded Eddie and he says, yeah, you see what he did there. Yeah, okay, I'm a freshman at Temple and everybody in my dorm has been arguing about this for months. What is the coolest STI you can get? Okay? I just want to clarify that

getting an STI is not a competition. It's not and the long term health risks. You know, they have an untreated infection. They give me serious that being said, what's your answer because minus syphilis? Oh wow, okay, because syphilis, that's like a classic sort of it's rare. Okay, it's kind of like, oh, you know who else had syphilis? Christopher Columbus. Wow, No, kind of like kind of like sins the beginning. Yeah, syphilis is kind of like getting gout.

Syphilis is the is the key is the King's STI. That's sort of like, yeah, a real classic one. I see. I was gonna go just go with yeast infection because it means you're doing it. I mean, look, we've both gotten them from just In and went underwear. I know that's ford percent. I mean you got a rage in one once you were in the hot of in your pajamas. Oh my, you know, it was just sort of and also U I would say yeast infection because it means you're down and dirty and it's all s to happen in.

And also I would say he suffection because you can get it even while you use in protection. It's also a sad one though, because you know, comes when you don't pee after sex, which I think, I'm just like, why don't for the listeners out there, the listeners he after sex. If you take one thing away from this podcast, piss after you get it, you know what? And I pissed before and during. I mean, I'm not taking any risks. I'm just sort of it's fish from giving the end. Really,

that's you and Bill's business. That's you in Bill's business. Look, it's just that's my answer. You subfection means you're going at it. But uh, I think you're right and it's easy to hear. Rif cranberry juice, my god, oh my god. Ocean spray. Yeah, doctor prescribed me ocean spray. Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna write you a prescription for kombucha. Okay, get that good that good flora in there? Yeah? Oh yeah, okay,

So next question, go Eagles ninety one rights. Okay, I'm a thirty four year old who lives in Concho hawking, and I'm sort of a hypochondriac. Will I have better protection if I wear a condom all day every day? Also, what's the most amount of condoms I can wear at once? Okay? Now this is this is interesting because I don't think you can put a condom on a soft one. Oh no,

I've seen it happen. Oh No, that that feeds a whole purpose because like it's not going to be able to do any pumps, right, because that's like, is that like putting an infant in a sleeping bag putting the condom on a soft one? I mean, look, I'm just a doctor. I don't know that I've seen that. But um, okay, so I would say we're in it all day. That's too much, that's crazy, that's crazy. They need to You just need to put one on when your heart is a rock and it's about to you know, do it's

think aka go in aka. The mast is up and we are full sales ahead, you know what I mean? Though, I will say I did have a patient who um got chlamydia from sitting on a toilet seat. Say her answers that anything can happen. Well, you know, I couldn't believe what I say. Are you saying, what's the point of condoms? Well, I'm just saying it's good to be prepared, because no, I mean, obviously, this girl, she she got it from sitting on a toilet seat at a bachelor party.

So I don't know why why was she hit the bachelor party. She ate in the bathtub because she was worried her fiance would cheat, so she was there and that's how she got the clamdity because she was worried that her fiance. Chat say, she definitely didn't get it from his sheet. Now, she actually got it from the bathroom finding kind of like a euphoria. I know you don't watch it, but there was a very famous scene

where a woman hidden bathroom. Oh gosh, I haven't seen it, but you know, I'm I'm praying it's it's the one with the knockers. But even though they an't got badiadiadasai mean no shame. Yeah no, but when you say knockers, we all know what you mean. Every next question, I think we gave good advice. Next question, yeah, okay, self, Pepper cutch Up says long story short, I spend an hour and a half on the toilet at Jimmy John's in new Ark. It was a real mess. It looked

like the bathroom of saw. I'm there, can I get an STI from a tolilet seat? Answered that, I'm sorry, I really can. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that that that There's gonna be another question about toilet seat. Okay, well, I think it's a common question, so I guess my answer would be maybe you can, or maybe you think you got your STI from the toilet seat, but you really got it from your no good cheating partner who is a wander and eye. Look.

I think the the simplest answer is always the right answer, even though it's the then the answer you you might want. But h it's a I mean the toilet and norc I would say, just well, I'm I don't know how they spelled it because it's Newark, so is it Newark Beller or is it Newark, New Jersey? Because some genius decided to name this town Newark, and then they were like, oh, I like Newark. I'm gonna name this town Newark, but I'm gonna pronoun ounce it like Newark, okay, which is

so confusing. I mean, like I'm trying to take Amtrak home because you know, i'd sometimes do in the Newark station even though I live in Wilming them because of the traffic, it's easier to go on Rushing Hill anyway, you know, yeah, park and park and ride. All of a sudden, I'm right by where they filmed Super Nuts. Oh yeah, it's happened to me a couple of times. I you know, the job and the hours are so demanding that any sort of one time sort of guy, I fell in the al tracks because I was because

I was exhausted. Because I was exhausted, fell in the al tracks. You know, I was Franny More. I'm sure it wasn't a you know, right after you had Becky and you're you kind of had the blues. Well, look, because I remember some of those calls and some of those dark days. It's all everything's a temptation. Okay. Every day I leave my house and I think, hey, today I could be a gunner. And you know, sometimes I get home and I say, toaster in the tub. You know,

but I definitely shame in the baby blues. I mean, I know, I know some women, myself included, I've had postpartum depression. I still have it in the kids a teenager, you know. I think there needs to be sort of just like a new term for just being sad that you have kids. I mean, is it all postpartum, well apartum until when I smell another research article. I smell our next publisher parish, I smell our next medical journal entry. I was writing something that I finally bailed on, called

midwives who needs Them? And then it was sort of like, okay, I mean it's just funny. I mean, like a whole new profession of someone over my shoulder given sort of like encourage in words, I'm like, gonna get me started. We were talking the other day on the podcast about Dula's I'm just gonna say it. If they don't smell like we, they look like weed. I just think, like,

I mean, I need sort of a coach there. I don't need like Lana del Rey, you know, I need sort of like a Bobby Knight chucking a chair at me. I don't need sort of like a kind of ful fu kind of attitude. I'm like, get down to business. It's now never okay, should we keep doing these questions? Yeah, this one's a good one. Okay, okay, okay, this one says no name lazy says, I'm at the doctor's office filling out paperwork. How do you spell gone? A rhea?

Oh lord, oh, this is a good one. Well we had that sort of I that the kind of song to remember how to spell? It's okay, okay, it's gee definitely. He starts with G yes, sort of like a oh to this to the tuna roll your ball, wasn't it g g g oh? And oh and then it's confused. It's confused. And actually, when you think about it, because I think we're not ge no. I write this down every single day. I write this down almost every single day. I know I spell this word ge ge oh. And

oh oh, what's next? Gone or r r h e A. Okay, we did it. Okay, that was a good one. Okay, so um, I got I got a question for you. What what what STI does? Ben afflea class? I no know which one does he have? Ganeria girl? I'm freany. That's good. That's funny. Franny. That's hysterical, like Gone Girl, like the book in the movie. I mean, it's just something. I mean, you're gonna tell that one at the conference. No, they're not gonna let me do that again. Last year

we went too crazy. Last year we went to work hard, flavor hard, you know. But you know what they're getting into. Oh yeah, yeah, we show up at the medical conference together and that we're seeing all of our colleagues and they I know, I know. No. No, by the way, by the way, you know what they charge me for the chair? No, yes, they charged me for the chair? How much thousand dollars? No, the chair was not worth a thousand dollars. You made it. You up the value

by what you did, do it on it. I couldn't believe it. I got invoiced and I was just like whatever, okay, gall the nerve the goal ended up losing money that weekend, That's all I'll say. Well, would you lose you gained in life experience. Okay, yeah, okay, all right, So this next question, this is our last question. Actually, this next one is from home husband and it has a picture attached to it. Oh all right, don't open attachments. Don't open.

Well I already did. Oh it's says is this a general award or an ingrown here, and can you please come home and check the dog missus. You God, David, This one is from Patrick. This is Patrick's a little downtown pimple. I know, I recognize that little salt pepper bush that is adorable. First of all, my god, my god, that's adorable. I mean, Cassy, that picture you're gonna actually, yeah, look at it. Oh yeah, I'm bording right now. What's

your email address? It's Diva smurfh Weld. I know I have it your email at Frank Diva Smurf Diva Smurf Franny at yahoo dot hotspot. Okay, yeah, I got it right in there. Word of the picture. That's my work email, you know. Oh yeah, I gotta keep it professional. But you know, it's always hard to tell between a word

and an ingrown hair. And I just say, treat them the same, you know, yeah, just sap them, just freeze them off, freeze them but ice for the ice cube bottom for our ninety minutes, and then knock them off with a hammer. Yeah. Well, no, Patrick, he's going to get real excited about me being down there with a

nice cube from down the shore. You remember from down the shore, the things we tried, I mean, my dad if but oh gosh, yeah, well, you know, while the kids are playing video games, like who knows what the parents will get up to. That's all I have to say. H I mean, you're down the shore, this Angria is flowing. You know, you got a bunch of salt water taffy right by the hot tub. That stuff's going everywhere, you know what. I wonder if kids are doing these days.

There was a lot of food play when we were, you know, in our Sexual Awakening, it was like tray it with pop rocks, tray with that. Yeah. Well, Jessica Simpson was like selling body butter that tasted like cinnamon sugar. Do you mean that there were people are supposed to put at hu house for a blowjob? Is that true? That's crazy. I just remember reading a lot of articles that were like, first put doctor pepper in her mouth,

then put a junk in there. I'm like, what the hell that's like the that's a good way to get yourself a yeast infection. I don't know if kids are using food. I think kids wised up now. Well I hope not, because if you're using food, just make sure that it's something that is good for your ecosystem down there, like a yogurt or a komboocha some nice fauna. Because you get too much sugar, you get you get anything

with spice down there. You know, even if you go to Buffalo Wild Wings, then you just eat your girl out. I mean, that's a disaster weight in a hap happen. Think about think about just filling your mouth with yogurt, lying down and just having Patrick Bob's thing in there. Well, it's been amazing at you of the podcast. Great does any God? I miss you and India and answer my email about the shorehouse this yere. Oh, I gotta check dates. I gotta check dates to check daser in summer school

because blah blah blah. I mean, I gotta check dates. Yeah, I just well back, okay, Well, love you, love you, I love okay, love you so much. Hide to the kid's hie to bell Oh Santa Patrick, Okay, Bye. Well that's all the time we have for today on Parts Talk. Thanks again to my guests doctor Francis GISEPPI, God love you. I next all of yous for sending in questions about your weird weird parts. We'll see youse listeners next week on parts talk,