Parts Talk Presents: Babies Bein’ Borned (Episode 1)

you did something wrong? What did we do? Do you want to red bull? It really chills you out. If you got one sugar? Oh there go, actually prefer regular leaded? You have a sugar? One gasoline joke? No, I don't have a sugar. I'm I have Celsius or athletic greens. Oh okay, he's open. Listen, take us up of that. Is this about our subordinate? Will? Look? That guy drives everyone nuts? Yeah, and it's either him or it's you. So what's it going to be. I'll let you guys go,

I'll let you guys side bar. Okay, but I need to know in the next half hour. Got it? Because I've got it. Okay, I've already rid of the studio space to a a very very prestigious former Hollywood actor. Oh god, so just give us a second. Yep, all right, sorry to barge. So you take the cans off and go from the mic. Okay. I feel like we've had our ups and downs with Will, but I feel like he's family. Now. Hey, hi guys, sorry, Hey, no problem.

We're just in the middle of something. Idiot Dan Ferguson, geez, yeah, did you see him? Well, I hate that guy. We just got a hell of a hell of a news bulleton from him. Yeah. Well, they're they're they're they're asking us to leave the building unless unless what unless either you go or we go? Oh my god. All right, well I guess it's got to be me. Well, well

that's well we were discussing. Yeah, we think that you know, this being I would never I never would meet it ever, you know, get in the way of what you guys have built here. And I just let me just tell you who we have here for our last listen here take it's just like that rebel, that guy that was just your dad the first It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Um, I think that he's just he's concerned the office culture

shammy because we got we had that rat issue. Of course, bone was killing them and we left the flaffel in the trash all night. And I think that you know, people people around us in this in the surrounding offices often complain about our quote unquote loud, toxic conversations. Yeah, so I guess you are. That's I always tell them that's who you guys are. But will I don't think it's as open and shut as you think it is. I think Matt and I might be willing to give

you the keys to the castle. What do you say? We think you're a young talent that was so beautiful. He has learned singer on so much under our tutelage. And this this season won't let you down. I promise you haven't let us down. Content. Listen to me. I won't let you down. This podcast it has been a vehicle for young hot talent. Jesus, and you did that, and we we only were the facilitators. You did that.

Do you know you did that? I mean, I guess I know I did it, but not really do so I hear that I don't really know, do you know what you did. They were selling blown parade coffee muggs at Trader Joe's. A whole row. The mark of success. That's when you know when you've transcended the trades and you're out in the real world where people go Trader Joe's. I want to be well people, I want to see I want to see them at the dancing walking around on those what do you call them? Well, we're looking

for feet. Oh, we're so proud of you, so proud of you. Still, Hey, what do you say for old time's sake? Pitch just one pitch, one cap on on the thing. This huge success. This has been a major success. It is and it is a bit of a wrecking ball. How came that? Corecking good? Yeah? Nice? Yeah? Finish with the l accent on the Is that good for sound? Who cares if it is? Yeah? And you know what, who cares if it is? Because this next person is bringing the heat and the funk and the beat. All right,

all three things? The three. Sudi Green, Oh, Suti Sue, Sue, Sudien Green, Wow Yeah. Sudi Green is a writer and an actress known for Sartenite Live and Who Lose, Shrill Damn r Oh my god, things two things we know. We know that for sure. Now listen to what suit he's put together. Doctor Nancy Pitts O B G y N mother Wife, baby Bringer and saying Grea enthusiasts talk sexual health Hot and Delaware's Kennedy's Less Hot the Bidens on Parts Talk with doctor Nancy Pitts. We're getting in

Delaware legend. Doctor Nancy Pitts sharing all the gossip that's going on in Delaware. Parts Talk Parts talk divulging, divulging the health secrets of the finest rieple area of one percent of the one percent of the Delaware area. Yeah right, so, like, you know, middle class, middle class, she's seeing Hunter Biden leave his car and enter his beach house. Oh my gosh, she sees it all. She's got everywhere everywhere. Yeah, this

is incredible. I mean, I am so to know that we and now are getting into medical I think we've covered every area podcast Like, huh, look, I all I can do is my best, and I just tried to live up to, you know, the standards that you guys have said. And I'm I'm sorry that I'm getting let go today, but it's better. No no, no, you're what. Don't you understand you're getting the keys to the asshole? I not. Dan Ferguson threatened me within within an inch

of my life. Out there be honest. Yeah, you're starting a production company with Kevin's Facey aren't you talk with Doctor Nancy? Bits? Punks tunk parks, tunk punks talk, punks talk. Hey, Hi, Hello, come on in, No, come on in. I know it's a podcast, but come one in. Hi. My name is doctor Nancy Pitts and welcome to the first episode of Parts Talk, a new podcast hosted by me, Womanton, Delaware's number one female obgyat where I give out advice about

all things parts. We're talking vaginas, boobs, nipples, butts, dicks, balls, grundles, and so on and so forth. If it's a part, we're gonna talk about it on this show now. Like I mentioned before, I am an obstetrician and a guy an ecologist or is My husband likes to call me a snatch specialist. My number one job is to bring beautiful bounds and babies into this absolutely fucked up world. But you know I'm also a lot more than that. I'm a mother, a wife, a saying grea enthusiast and

a lifelong masturbader to bon Jovie. But above all, I'm a lifelong citizen of the beautiful stay we called Delaware. I started this podcast for two reasons. Number one, I'm too dampired to write a book. And number two, people keep coming up to me all over town at this ingoes, the Starbuck, the Duncans, the wah wah, the good Wahwa, the wah Wall with gas, the wah wall where you can get burgers, and they ask me so many questions

about their hugaus and their PEPs. I mean, also, be mind my damn business filling up a thermos with room temperature hazelnut coffee. When Bam, a lady works at my daughter's school, is asking me why her piss smells like root beer. I don't know. Stop drinking root beer and start drinking water. But now I can use this podcast as a safe space where my community can ask me

intimate and important questions. Anonymous, anonymously, anonymous in secret. Now some of you might be wondering, doctor Nancy Pits, how did you get here? You know? My mother said I was born to help people, and I actually remembered the day I was born, first and best day of my life. Oh God. The nurse that helped deliver me was stunned. Crystal gorgeous, crunchy curls, tiny wispy bangs. I tried to rip off my own umbilical cord just to save her

some time. I said, you've done enough, my angel. I ran an advice column in my junior high high school paper. Yeah that's true. It was mostly kids asking things like what's a hand job? And like how hard should I be kissing? But I think it really made a difference. And then I ended up going into pre med at ud that's University at Dollar and I stayed local because

you know, I'm a dollwar girl. And a lot of my friends said I should have gone to pitt in Pittsburgh on account of my last name, Nancy Pitts at pitt But I didn't want abandoned the great state of Delaware just because of a really hilarious joke. And so I've been here in Willington, Delaware, delivering babies ever since. Not to toot my own horn, I've become a real pillar of the community. You know, some people even wanted me to run for mayor. But I can't stand politician type,

so I said, no, I deliver babies. I don't want to work with them. Aticians are jip babies. God's good t you know, love political humor. But you know who absolutely stands above politics, Delaware's own homegrown Joe Biden. And now it's time for our first segment, a little weekly check in wee call Biden's Spotting. This is the part of the show where we talk about which member of the Biden family I saw in the greater Northern Delaware area, because,

as you know, Delaware is the size of a sneeze. Seriously, if you're not paying attention, you're suddenly in Maryland. It's this orienton And this week's Biden spotten is Hunter Biden. We all know Hunter Biden, the problematic son of Joe Biden, has had a rough couple of years. You know. He had some unflattering angles on a hard drive that somebody found. I don't know. I don't like to read the news. But I saw him, you know, and I saw him at the Einstein Bagels near the Acme. He got a

blueberry bagel scooped out and he looked rested. You know what I mean when I say rested. First of all, he's at Einstein, so you know he's eaten, right, And he just looked full in the face and hydrated, and the whites of his eyes were the color that they should be, which had met clee is white. Keep up the good work, Hunter. You had a problem, but you overcame it, and we're praying for you. And you know, for our international listeners, they might not know all that

Delaware has to offer. The Bidens aren't our only claim to fame, even though you could argue that, you know, they are the main one. There are many, many famous people from Delaware, and I'm gonna list them all right now. Joe Biden already mentioned him. The sad girl from Amy Poehler Show, what's her name, like Audrey Plaza, But I don't even think she lives in Delaware no more. Pretty sure she lives like in New York or LA. Someone

look that up. The wife from Meet the Parents, Reese Witherspoon's ex husband, And I heard he's from North Star rich And this isn't a person. But you know that part in Wayne's world where they're like, hey, we're in Delaware. I love that part when I know the inventions, the place I live. That just gets me so excited. So yeah, that's basically what the podcast is going to be. My infectious personality, dolaware facts and sometimes I just need to get stuff off my chest. In a segment we like

to call, Ain't that the Pits? Ain't that the Pits? Birthdays on the unit? Can you hurry up? We're going to do the cake? No, Janine, I can't hurry up. Also, who's buying the cakes? Because whoever it is just getting whatever's closest to their house. It's not a good cake like Costco or cookie. I don't even want to celebrate my birthdays no more. Everyone can get together at my funeral. And this is atta Pits. Okay, enough of me blathering

about my personal life. Let's get into today's topic. Each episode we're going to get into a new topic that I just so happened to be an expert. And this week is my bread and butter. It's the miracle of life. And I'm not talking about my room by robot vacuum. I'm talking about babies, cooking um and birthing um after they come out. That's somebody else's job. But in the baby kitchen. I'm the head chef. I'm talking Gordon Ramsey. God, don't you just love Gordon Ramsey. He's so mean to adults,

but he's nice to kids. You know, a lot of people don't know this, but I was actually the first female obgyn in this county. I know the doctor before me was this old dude who likes spanking the babies too much. I love babies. They're not afraid to cry in front of you, and they let you watch whatever TV you want. Basically perfect humans. So now some members of my community have submitted questions anonymously, and I'm going to answer all your questions about child. I'm excited they're

printing on little note cards for me. That's nice. Whoever at that? So question number one hashtag pretty mama okay, conceded from Allentown, writes there doctor Pitts, I am seven months pregnant with my first child. I'm so excited to have a little mini me. But I now realized my baby could look more like my husband. He's the sweetest, but I married him for his Finnished garage and not so much for his looks. Been there? What do I

do if my baby comes out ugly. Okay, this is an excellent question because medically speaking, some babies are just busted. Here's what you can do. Put a big old bow on it. Bigger the bow. We're not looking at the nose. Blame the weird baby on a random family member, like you know, everybody's got an uncle with a squished skull. Just say the baby takes after him, or hide it, rap the baby in a blanket or a freaking baby Bjorn. By the time it's three, it's gonna get all the

kinks worked out. Okay, I think I answered that question real good, So let's go off to the next one. Anomalous from not gonna say, says doctor Pitts. I know after giving birth my body will change, and I'm okay with that, but what parts of my body is, specifically, what the heck is going to happen to my huh.

I'm really glad we got this question about parts because this is parts talk, and let me get into then nitty gritty, Your volva is going to shift, but it will be kind of like when they took out the carpet at the Red Robin by the dsw like it felt scary, It felt weird, but then you're biting into a juicy burger and it's the same great family restaurant that's gonna be your volva. Okay. Question number three, aspiring

amateur father asks twins are they creepy or scary? And the answer is it depends two girls, the shining creepy two boys. They grow up join a frat, scary boy and a girl. That's a gift from God. That's a two for never have to be pregnant again. Question number four Haggy bunnenove and says, I'm on baby number three and at this point the whole going into labor at the hospital seems a little bit there done that our home, but it's safe. Or does my husband just want to

save money on a hospital bill? This is an ex way question. Home births not against less work for me now, personally,

my carpets are too expensive CB two. I mean I'm a doctor after all, But yeah, you got a big pup, big enough, invest in a hot tub or better yet, an above ground pool, pop out a couple of kids, and then you enjoy it every summer after Now, the one thing about home births is it kind of gets into like a dullah territory and if you don't know, Adulah is kind of like a birth coach that helps the moms when the dad is looking at his phone. But my experience with Dullah's has been Dullah, know what

you're doing. I had a Dula come up to me. Her name is Amethyst. She tells me she needs to hook the iPod to a calming playlist. Okay, well, your girl just shut herself. But okay, Dula, what you want a DA question Number five? I deleted my period tracker app because I was taking up too much data on my iPhone six. Now I'm pretty sure I'm late. And by the way, I'm seventeen and do not want to be a mom because my mom is a bitch. Okay, well, let me set the record straight because I am pro

choice one hundred percent. My stance on abortions is smoke him if you got him, because you never know when they're gonna go full Handmaids Tale, which the geniuses on the Supreme Court did when they overturned Roe vied Waite. God, that was a dark day on the unit. I haven't seen my nurses that of sense since they found out Friends wasn't a current show. Hard truths, hard truths and speaking of hard truths, Hey, brit Kavanaugh, you want my medical opinion, you have rape face, So why the f

does you get to say anyway? Now, it's state by state, I guess, and Delaware is pretty blue, so I'm not worried. But just in case, I've got a ton abborded abortion pills in my she shed looks like a sexually active costco in there. You gotta come over and see. If you don't want to have a baby, don't have one. Did you know the majority of women who get abortions are mothers who already have kids unrelated My son Marcus recently told me he wants to do voiceover for anime

when he grows up. It's all food for thought, you know, make your own choice. The abortion clinic, we haven't town in Wilmington. Oh my god, it's so nice in there. It's just the sweetest, the nicest people. One of them's my neighbor, Kathy Clinicer. She lives over on Okay, wait, I shouldn't said where she lives on accountry versus the abortion clinics, forget that. But my point is the people at the clinic will give you the information, and that

information shouldn't be scary. I mean, I can't emphasize this enough. They're just a great group of owls over there. You know, they usually go to the happy hour on Fridays over at the Applebee's. Not the Applebe's, it's suburban plaza, but the one on. No, Nancy shouldn't say that either. Oh my god, I'm going to out these abobo goddesses. Ladies, if you're listening, may God protect you. Okay, wait, let me look at that last question again by fans X

seventeen Bitch for a Mom. Okay, I know who this is. I know asked this question. It's not anomalous. It's my daughter, Aaron, who thinks she's ground. Okay, hold on, because I got a caller. I got a call Aaron held on air. What did you send an anomalous question into my podcast? No? What are you talking about? Even? I know it was you because us is the only goal in your class with an iPhone six. And let me tell you something. You think that you're pregnant from that? No, good boyfriend

of yours, guess what you're not. You know how I know I pay pregnancy tests to the inside of your toilet. First of all, it was disgusting. What are you even putting in your hand in there for? It's fucking poop and piss. Second of all, I asked for Ie eight and you keep being a fucking bitch, so you're right about that part. And third of all, I'm sorry that you don't like my boyfriend Drevel Lacrosse because he's Filipino.

I don't not like him because he's Filipino. I actually like the Filippino part of him the most, so you dislike other parts of him? What that he likes to go to mont talking surf. Look, I don't care if you too surf together. I'm talking about when you get the humping ugly and you get the babe and Meacon and I'm gonna start crushing up a little birth control pills and putting them in your corn pops. I'm gonna do it. I'm not a buzzer. Why don't you just

ask me and communicate with me about what we're doing? Okay, instead of assuming yes, I mean things have progressed with me and Trevor, but you don't ask me questions. You assume, assume, assume, and it makes an ass Okay, You're right, Aaron. Let's just do it right here, right now on the podcast. Um wow, I can't believe I'm asking you this. Uh wait,

how many people listen to this? Well, let's count your Momum, your pop up, definitely, Um, Nancy down the street, Um, Carol, Pat, your aunt Pat, Trina, and um yeah, I think a couple of nurses at the hospital. So at least. Well, I already talked to all of them about this, so it's fine. You can ask me. Are you and Trevor doing the deed? Okay? So you know how I'm taking ap American history. As Bill Clinton one said, it depends

on what is there? You go, what sex? Mom? Because I'm actually really confused because I feel like I'm late, that's for sure, but also talking to you know, other girls, it feels like they might be doing things that I feel like is sex, and I'm just sort of, like, you know, confused about how it goes down. I'm so happy that you're asking me these questions are because there's none of the others twelve people that you mentioned when I asked them about it, I had full conversations with

them about it. None of them knew, so I'm coming to you. Well, that's because they know that if any of them told you about sex, I would kill them. Okay, sex can from a medical standpoint, make it fun. Okay, when a man and a woman love each other very much. But sometimes it's not just a man and a woman. Sometimes it's two girls, sometimes it's two boys. Sometimes just talk about men and women like me and Trevor, man

and a woman. Sexual relations that can lead to conception of a child is when the ejaculate of a man visa vie, the ppe goes into the vaginal canal and eventually the of a woman, which you are not because you are only seventeen, but biologically speaking, you've had your period since you were nine years old. I'm sorry you got that for me, and so yes, you are technically biologically a woman. And so when the ejaculate enters vis a vie penetrative vaginal sex, that is how a baby

is made. So are you and Trevor doing that? Well, let me say, you know I took Honor's Global History. Yes, well in Mesopotamia, you're a woman at eleven, so let's just say that. Okay, Well, we don't live in Mesopotamia. I know where we live. I've lived her all my life. I have a couple of questions that I think would sent us on a road to discovery. Read whether I'm

having sex? Is it sex if when you were out of the house last week, me and Trevor got in the shower together and he flipped me upside down and I passed out. And when I woke up, I was in the bed and he had made me a juice with two ice cubes. Oh God, Eric, I don't technically think what you have just described in sex, but I don't like anywhere. Maybe you should be home more. Um, well,

maybe you are. You have a mom who's a doctor, okay, and your dad's supposed to be home, and he's not supposed to let you in the house with the boys with the door cloth. He was drinking a beer watching Modern Family. What else is new? I have another question? Yeah, Is it sex if a boy tickles me and the boy is driver Lacarlos, my Filipino boyfriend. Is it sex if a boy tickles me and I'm like stop, but

I really don't want him to stop. It's kind of more like keep going, but it's funny then like I get a little mad at him, But it's like a little horny, and so is that sex? Once again, that is not technically sex, but I do not like it. And I think by saying stop, but you actually like it, that is setting a bad precedent air. All right, So I have one last question. Is it sex if? During the lacrosse trip, because the boys team and the girls team both went up to have say in New York

for that lacrosse tournament. God, is it sex if? Um? After the milkshake social, Uever and I went back to his hotel room, and um, we looked at each other while we were undressed, and um, I just had never felt like that before. And I realized that I was in love with him, and so um, he had bought some lubricant. I've done the oil lubricant and it's a really good brand, which I found out when um, um, because I don't know, I really don't really know what's

supposed to happen when I was getting excited. It turns out we really didn't need it because I was you know, I guess I was ready. Um. And then he's sort of inserted disuc poenis into my vagina and we were very connected for about eighteeneen minutes. Um, I looked at each other deep in the eyes and he said I love you as he finished inside me. Is that sex? Aaront that sex? And actually I'm gonna say it does not just sex, that's we can love? Oh my god?

So what how do you feel about it? They'd Trevor put a rubber on his little Trevor, please air, I'm begging you. Did he use a condom? Well? Maybe if you would let me have an iPhone eight um, I would be able to you know, because the iPhone sex Like, I can't even update my phone, so I don't have a Google on this, so I couldn't even Google. Or he didn't sending you to Catholics. He didn't. But also,

you're in You're having an unprotected sex seed. So this actually validates kind of all I've been talking about about your noga. I'm proud of you for being in love. I'm proud of you for using luber ki. Okay, like a lot of that situation, I got to admit I was actually pretty proud of you during because I was actually happy for you. But you got to use a rubber. Thank god. I've been sneaking birth control inside of your smuckers peanut butter and jelly preep. Mom, that's fucked up.

And get your hands out of my things like my toilet bowl and my snackbox. Get your hands out of all my stuff. A mother is always right, and your eyes out of my business. How about that? Can I tell you one other thing? Wouldn't it make you happy to have a little Filipino grandchild? Yeah? I bet that

would make you feel really happy, fake woke. I would be happy to have a Filipino grandchild if it was with another Filipino man as the father, and it was in six to twelve years after you've gone to college. I'm not going to college, mon, I'm You're going to University the Dolaware. You're going to University at the Delaware, just like me, just like your dad, just like your mom, just like going to UD. I'm going to LA. She wants to be a backup dancers. The surfing is good there,

and I know the backup dancing is great there. Because of the movie, Honey, you didn't even follow through with show choir air. Okay, you did, not singing and not dancing. First of all, you know that that's singing and not dancing. First of all, you know that, do I Well? If you never you never stuck around. We never got to go to an assembly, We never got to go to a recital because you quit show choir because you said it was cringe. It was cringe. We sang my funny Valentine. What.

First of all, that song isn't even funny. Second of all, it's not even pop air. Look, I know that we fight. I know if that, yeah, I get down on you about your boyfriend, then you're inconsistencies. But I have to say a lot of what you said today, I'm actually really proud of the woman you be coming. I remembered the day I went into labor with you. I hate

this story. I hate when you tell you. I was so excited, you know, because I'm an abgyn and I thought, oh, well now I can take care of this in the house. I wanted to give birth to you in front of the J. C. Penny Threeway here, oh, because I was picking out your bassinet and I saw and I thought, oh, this would be the perfect place to do kind of the poll and you couldn't even go to Lord and Taylor.

It was the good one back then, Okay, this is before you was born at the Christian Animal and um, just looking at you now, looking at the little floody girl that you've become. In your hair so long and your tits are so staffed. Thank you get that from your mother. Yeah, I'm proud of you and I love you. So Okay, okay, what do you want for dinner tonight? Shouldn't call it? Okay, I'm gonna tell you that I'm gonna be having about two hours, Dad, two hours? Okay,

bye bye, bye bye bye Lovey's. Oh lord, that girl's going to bring me to an early grave. Well, thank god we have our next guests, because she is a constant saving grace in my life. Please give it up for my favorite nurse on the unit. She's an incredible nick you nurse, and she's an incredible mother of eight. Please welcome Nurse Jessee. That's right, thank you for having

me two s's two ease. That's important to say because it's actually famously a podcast, so we're not going to have like the name pop up on the screen or nothing. Oh yeah, you don't know who's listen, who's working at Starbucks and has the opportunity to get my name right? When they spell on the cup, because they really do fuck it up every time. Ain't that the worst? He seed? That's why I go to Duncans. You're kind of a classy Starbucks gal. Are you thinking the switching to Duncans?

You know, I'm thinking of going team wahwa again. You know, one of those things. You know, and you know how it goes because we go way back, and I know that because I know I know how it goes. But you graduate, you graduate to something classier. As you were saying, back my CNA days, when I was a CNA, you know, it was all wah wah all the time. But now it's it's we're in Starbucks. But because I really do

need that espresso for these shifts, I've been pulling. Oh yeah, they got you on doubles on the unit, but you're getting over time, that's right. You know. I star early. Was saving up for the Christmas gifts because you just don't know what the kids want these days. I got eight of them, so you know that I can't. Every Every dollar counts. Every dollar counts. Now, for those who don't know, Jesse is a mother of eight, and I've

delivered every single one of your kids. That's right. And you know it's really nerve racking delivering nurses babies because you're both mother and labor and you're both nurse, and I know I can't I can't screw it up, you know, with the four steps or turn in or or any because most of your babies have been breached. Yeah, you know that's right. They get all scrambled when they're inside of me because you know, like you was saying, I've worked these shifts all throughout my pregnancies, I mean my

feet most of the time. You're not supposed to when those first and second trimesters. And you sat me down at least for the first four and said, listen, Jesse, I don't know if I feel right about you doing this, but when there's a will, there's a way. But you did it perfectly every time. These kids are healthy. These kids are healthy, and they're little nightmares, and that is all that we can pray for. That's why I was thinking, how many boys? How many girls? We're rocking with? Three

boys oh and five girls. Okay, See that's a good proper ratio, because if the ratio is switched, you know, then you got yourself a little te ball team, and then you know, goodbye to any nice furniture you have. Oh yeah, we got the feminine mystique in the house, you know what I mean, Like there's just a certain amount of female energy that's floating around that I feel like. It's I feel like it's good, it's calming, it's grounding. Yeah, it's nice. And the boys, you know, they're learning early,

they're learning how to respect women early. Oh thank god, Okay, that's important. You know. I went over to Jesse's and you got a beautiful split alam, thank you, thank you, And you're a limen over in a hocussing now or buy couches bridge, yeah, right right by the bridge. You know what I love about Jesse's house is every season, you know, East their fall, Thanksgiving, you put a different flag up in front of your house that has the

most recent holiday that's coming up. And it's just a nice reminder of that is the time that we are in. That's right, and I yep, it's true. And I even do a little some special for some of these more micro holidays. Columbus Day, Oh, the Italians love the Columbus. They want all the local Italians. You would be shocked if you saw the amount of hogies and sausage of peppers on my doorstep on Columbus Day because they love

seeing the little flag waving in the space. That beautiful And yeah, I don't think we're supposed to celebrate Columbus Day no more. But if there's peppers and hogies coming out, you know, sell pepper, catch up, I think we can look the other way. Yep. And that's what they've been telling me too. A lot of these kids around campus are saying, you know, you really can't be doing that no more. He's a piece of shit. We don't honor pieces of shit, and so, you know, these days I'm

a little more conflicted. But you know, these Italians, they're so old. You know how many more holidays did they got in them? Five? Maybe from Lucky. So I just say, you know what, I'll keep it going. Then we'll let it die out and I'll shift my focus more to you know, Valentine's Day, one of those kids of parks, get some parts out on the porch. You know, I'm always talking about this on the unit. And Jesse, you were just an A plus nurse and you know I'd

die for my nurses. I'd die for every single one of these nurses on my unit. You know who I wouldn't die for Tom and pediatrics. Tom can fuck off? Tom can fuck off. Did you see the way he looked at me today? He said, Oh, no, munchkins for pedes. I said, when I come into Dunkins on Friday, I get munchkins from my unit. Okay, we cook the babies. After the babies are cooked, and we push him out. Tom. It's your territory, it's your dominion. You can take over, okay.

But he just thinks he's cock of the walk. Oh, he's overstepping boundaries left and right. And it's not just you and me that think this. I've been crawling some of the other nurses in the ward, and you know, the sentiments are the same across the wort. Tom's got to go, But I don't know how to push him out. I've never I've never done the who they taught, as they say in France, I never overthrown. Oh my god. Yeah, wow, Jesse,

you're going to Starbucks and Theari you're speaking friends? Yeah, yeah, No, you gotta keep you gotta keep it classy, you know, But I'll forget where I'm from. I'm never gonna figuet where I came from, you know what I'm say. I'm never gonna be too good for it. But you know, I leave that pinky out even when I'm delivering. Sometimes I get that baby pinkies out whole time. It's like a blessing. And the parents appreciated. The parents appreciate it. Yeah,

it's all about the little details. It's all about the details. That's the thing about delivering. It's all about the details. People don't really even realize that. They don't even know. Like you're putting in an ivy or an epitheral, you get that detail wrong. Mom's not walking for a couple of years. Oh I had that happen, And that's something Time would know nothing about. He and this shit, he don't know his ass from elbow when it comes to details.

He's mister big sky thinker. I don't. I don't have time for that. It's babies. Oh yeah, babies are the yadro figurines of humans. You know, you gotta be delicate with them. You gotta be detail oriented, and you gotta put them on a place where you know no dog is going to bump into him, which I have seen happen before, and it's not something I ever want to see again. Something I even hesitate to bring up now because I got shivers all up and down my spine

even just the thought of his making me sick. It's making me sick to think about. You're so empathetic, Jesse. That's what I love you well, you know, speaking of disasters that are waiting to happen, did you hear about a local serial killer, the Newark Napper? They caught him, thank god, Oh my god, I missed it. Yeah, the Newark Napper. And turns out he was going into people's homes and he was napping next to him, and he

did a couple of murders. He did a lot more naps than he did the murders, because I guess depending on what kind of comforter they had that was like one of his triggers or whatever. Anyway, they revealed the new Ark Napper's identity, and yeah, Jesse, hate to break it to you, but we delivered him. Don't even say it. Oh Christ Almighty, he brought him into this world, which is part of you know, hazard in the trade. It's

hazard in the trade. What kind of freaking butterfly effected this cause do you think at the end of the day, I'm sick over this? Well, you know, we have medical obligation could bring babies into this world, but you don't know what kind of creeps these babies are going to

turn into. It's true, but you know what come to think of it, you know, and I'm digging deep in my memory hole right now, is that I do remember his mother, and I do remember his mother being very peculiar about the betting that we were bringing in there. So I think, you know, we always come back to this. Is it nature? Is it nurture? I don't know. Was out of hereditary quality that he got from his mother? I don't know. Did she teach him this in the

Norman Bates way? I don't know, But oh my god, now thinking about it, I just got a knot in the pit of my stomach. I know, it's so freaky, deinky, scary, and I swears to God when I heard this, I dropped my dunkin all over the floor, and I said to my husband Patrick, you deal with it because I'm already late for work. But it got me thinking, you know, Jesse,

had you to do it over? Had you had known, had you had known that, that little precious baby boy with his weird mom talking about what kind of thread count we had that baby on, would you to do it over bring that baby into this world? I think I would have to. I really do see. This might feel the same my fidiciary responsibility to you know, the grey's anatomy in the nurse, you know that, like you know, a hand on the Bible. We're just doing our jobs and then we send them off. I think I would

do it all over again. But do you know it, this time, knowing what I know now, I maybe would have been a little more gentle. You know. Back then, you know, I was, I was new, I was new in the world. Like I said, I had just come off from my Cenna days. I was rough with it. And the one thing I'll say is that I think, if it's a little bit on me, I could have been a little more gentle. Just also, come to think of it, I think we did drop him. He was

a pretty slippery boy. He was slippery boy, slipper. That was one of my first droppers. Yep. Now I remember it, and you know, okay, so fans of the pot will know this. Babies get dropped. Oh every day, every day, like the duncan on the floor. Shit happens. You know.

We used to maybe this is a before your time, but we used to have a nice little whiteboard in the unit that said drops today on it, you know, and if we got under five drops, you know, which is what should we would get one, you know, because drops happened. We can't we can't be doing zero drops. Oh yeah, but if we got under five drops in that week, then the unit we get pizza party. Yep.

But then the parents didn't really like it, so we kind of we kind of changed it to uh, you know, pictures of the babies that we had successfully eat the livered but um, yeah, yeah we did drop the new Ark napper, but I'm gonna blame his freak mom. And We're actually gonna play a little game, Jesse, are you excited? The love game? I love games, Love Monopoly. One time did a week long Monopoly game, so you know I'm game for this. A week long? Oh my god? Was

that with the family down at the shore? Oh yeah, yeah, we were Rehobeth Beach, gorgeous beach, really saw Sanchis but you know it we went. It was rained the whole time. So we're in Shy, we're playing Monopoly. I barely slept, I barely ate. I lost so much weight that week just for playing that one Monopoly game. I've dedicated and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise, Liz, and wait

at the beach. I mean that's a feat in and of itself, because when I'm down there, it's Saltwater Taffy Chorus, Brothers, Carmel Corn, Saltwater Taffy Chorus, Brothers, Carmel Corn. Just one, two, three, anyway, I digress. Okay, So the game that we're gonna play is called Would You Deliver? Oh? I love this. In this game, I'm going to name a controversial figure in the public world and ask you, Jesse, would you help bring them into this world or not? The first one,

would you deliver? Donald Trump? Oh God? Now I'm personally porn on this one because I hated him as a president, but I love the Apprentice, right, you know, before we knew, before we knew, So I'm gonna say yes on that one. I'm gonna say guiding through the early stages of the delivery, right, doing more duelist stuff. Let's just say i'd do more dueless stuff, a little more hands off that way. I'm not culpable, but I know what you're saying. You're fire,

You're fire. I mean, what would I do without that cultural touchstone. That is one hell of a cultural culture stone. You're right, you're fired. That's so good. That was classic. Why don't you just stick to that? I mean, I was saying that every time that I was firing somebody for years, for years. Okay, the next person, now, I'm not even sure if I know who this is, but it's written down here. Jaco Paul. Oh, the boxer, the YouTube boxer. He's an asshole YouTuber who now does violence

for money. Oh yeah. My three sons love watching him on the iPad. Sometimes when we're a Ruby Tuesdays and they won't stop fucking yapping, we just throw the iPad on. They watch all the old Jake Paul videos. They love it, and they love what he's getting into and out the boxing. It's amazing. I'm gonna go ahead and say delivered because he keeps my three sons quiet. Okay, so I'm gonna

say delivered two on this one. All right, Now, this one is sort of in the Newark Napper territory, but a little more famous, and I'm gonna say a little more handsome, would you deliver? Ted Bundy? Gonna go ahead and also say yes, only because I love my true crime podcast. I know you do. Sometimes I'm like, can you hear the code Blue Jesse or you listen to you know, murder she did? Yeah, and he's a freaking rock star in that community. Might as well be Mick

freaking Jagger of the entire true crime community. They would have nothing if not for him. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna say also, yes, would deliver because when you see, okay, Ted Bundy classically a hot murderer. Ted Bundy's parents probably were very attractive. And I gotta say, when I see a really hot couple, you know, even though the mom, you know, she's pregnant and so she looks, you know, bloated and disgusting, you can tell under the blow that she is hot and that dad is hot. I get

excited to see the baby. Oh yeah, you know, and normally I say, don't send me Christmas cards with the pictures of your baby. I brought so many people into this world, you know, at a certain point, it's just it's an environmental issue with the amount of paper cards that I'm getting in the mail. But if you are a hot couple and you have a hot little baby, I want to see how that baby's growing. So I'm going to say what the liver ted Bundy probably had

hot parents. I want to see that hot baby. Oh yeah. And honestly, when push comes to shove, who am I could play God as in their spoon mind to say you are worthy, you can come in? You can't. Yeah? You know I say this as a born again Christian as well. Yes, you're very religious, born again in Christ, born again in Christ. Who am I to say you can not up to me? I give it up. I give it up to God every every time, you know. Yeah, yeah, no,

I get that. You know me, I'm Catholic, but nonpracticing, nonbelieving. Yeah, I'm just gonna say, don't think about going to church, because you know I could. I could set you up with that great community is Jessie, don't go there with me. Es they got munchkins. They got munchkins. Hear me out, they got munchkins in the reception hall aftermass. No proselytize to me. We've talked about this before. Okay, your businesses were business and my business is mine. Okay, moving that

I overstepped, I overstepped. Here's a would you deliver, Kim Kardashian, Oh would you deliver? Okay? I have an answer for this one. While you're thinking, I deliver. But then I'd have a serious talk with that baby, okay, and I would tell her to stop doing that stuff to her face, in her body, because I brought her into this world perfect, you know, perfect. Oh yeah, that's all I'll say. I'm with you on that one, and you know what, You're right,

and you know what I was thinking. And now, come to think of it, I swore I seen her on one of the other floors, and I know we got a plastic surgery on FLOORA too. You saw Kim Kardashian getting plastic surgery and Wilmington, Delaware. I swore I seen that ass walk on the floor too, and I know what they did. I know what they did down there.

And I said, oh, maybe it's a look alike, but you know, I heard that classic classic with a k classic Kardashian voice, and I says Willington, Yeah, what you know, I've like flash of mind I'm saying, well, what, she's not going to Beverly Hills to get that work done. She's not going to New York City. She's going to the capital of plastic surgery, Wilmington, Delaware. Would you deliver gritty? The Philly Flyer's a little orange, freaky guy without a

shadow of a doubt, without a shadow of a doubt. Yeah, me too. He's he gets born and I'm shaking his mommy in his daddy's hand. Oh yeah, that man brings me joy. Oh yeah, I'm I love it when you go to the Flyers game and he takes pictures with the kids and he kind of messes up their hair. He's scoofy. He's scoofy like that. I love them when people aren't too self serious. I love a relaxed mascot. It is just too cute for words. I'm bringing all eight to go see him too. Oh wow, that's quite

an expense. Well, yeah, you're an out of school. We're gonna pull him out of school. Make it a whole surprise. Film it for you too. Because I've been monetizing my YouTube that I do on the side sometimes, so you know, stay tuned. I'll drop the link. Okay, stay tuned. Next, would you deliver Rocky the Pride of phili himself? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's an American hero. Oh my god, Oh we salute him, We salute him. That would be the honor of my life if I delivered Rocky. Are

you kidding me? Imagine you and me deliver Rocky. I mean we would be riding on that for years. Oh my god, the valor, the valor, a pum which you would be able to stand, the mound of valor, unbelievable. You ned that Rocky statue in Philly. I'd be standing by there saying to people, we did this. This is

me and Jesse. And at one time, when I was seeing my continuing education, I swore the nurses that delivered him were doing a ted talk around the corner, and I missed it because I was you know, some shit happened, They got on into some altercations, some fights, right, but they were there. They were discussing it, and again from what I heard second hand, they're saying what an honor it was, and what a beautiful baby boy he was and grew up to be a beautiful man, Rocky, beautiful

baby boy. Beautiful man like Ted Bundy. Okay, and this brings us to our last Would you deliver Tom in fucking pediatrics? Never? Never? And I'd lose my license over that. I would beat that baby up. I would let it deliver and then I would beat it up. I don't even care if that would land me in jail as a brought again Christian. J See, I'd sacrifice it all. I hate that motorfucker, and I hate the way he treats you. Specifically, You're called out and targeted by him,

and you don't see it the way we do. Man, it really it just gets me riled up. Don't get emotional, Jesse. You know I can handle myself, and I know you're a strong girl. You're a strong girl. But you know what, I just we hate to see it. We hate to see it. Fuck him, fuck is mop do. Whole family can go to hell. Look at me. I I'm cracking

my knuckles over here, Jesse. You got me emotional over here because you as my nurse on my unit, and I'm just gonna say it, my best friend, you have my back so hard and you ride for me so hard, and I just have to say both in a medical hospital contact and in a personal context, it just means so much to me that you would go to bat for me. That's how we do this, and I'm gonna

say it, Pum Tommy Pediatrics. If you're listening to this podcast, which I'm sure you are because he's so obsessed with me, Tom, I would deliver you just so I could lord that over for you. And I would say to you every time you steal my parking spot, and anytime you complain about the fact that I'm not bringing your ass munchkins, I would say to you, Tom, I brought you in in this world and I can take you right out. We should put a pipe bomb in his cool lotta.

We should absolutely do that. Jesse never see a coma after the podcast. Mullible Dunce would never see that ship coming. Jesse. This has honestly been the time of my life speaking to you on Parts Talk. Thank you so much for doing the pod. It has been truly my honor, and thank you as a comrade. Really, thank you so much for everything. You know. You're doing doubles on the unit.

You're a mother of eight, and I just so appreciate you taking the time to do this though what are you making for dinner tonight, microwaven some peeps because Easter's coming up. Foh yeah, that's nice. That's nice, so like breakfast for dinner, you know what I mean? The kids love peeps. Well, thank you so much to my guests and there's Jesse. Thank you to my daughter Aaron for not being pregnant, and thank you so much for listening to Parts Talk. This has been Parts Talk with doctor

Nancy Pitts. Good Bye,