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On The Surface With Bethelzda The Gross Presents: Human Musicals (Episode 4)

Feb 01, 202340 minSeason 1Ep. 32
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s mud good for the vocal chords? Is “opening night” as disgusting as it sounds? In this episode you'll learn about Human Musicals from comedian Avery Nusbaum and Bethelzda, a giant worm. PLUS, enjoy a special duet to celebrate our last episode before our host takes break to shed her exoskeleton! Theme song by Brooks Allison

ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS:

Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons 

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Behold. I am Bethelzda, a giant worm like creature that lives at the bottom of a muddy hole. And this is my podcast on the surface, where I try to make sense of the world above with help from human experts and my sidekick, a cool teen that fell down my whole. Colteene, say something, I forget how to do math? All right, we'll work on it, Colteine. Today's topic musical theater. What is it? Why is it? Is it dangerous? Hopefully we'll find out from our guest musical theater aficionado, Avery

nuts Bomb. Avery, thank you for being here in the whole. Oh my goodness, it is a leisure to be here with you both. Thank you for saying that. Yes, I just love musical theater and I want to spread it around the world and share it here with you today. Oh wow, sounds like a disease. I'm excited. Some would say, John would say a disease. Some say, oh my god, And that is once on this island. Avery. Your voice is beautiful. You have a voice of an angel. Thank

you so much. And your voice is also very unique. Thank you very much. Dressy. You know I I've been told I have a certain certain something certain flair in my vocal tone anyway, every for for myself and my listeners. Okay, in your own words, what would you say musical theater is? So that is a loaded question, I will say at first, and I will say this, when you have a spirit that needs to be expressed, okay, and the only way you can express it is not just through words. It

becomes a song. Okay, I'm familiar. I'm familiar with songs. Yes. And then while you're expressing your emotional life through song, you're also maybe doing a little tippity tap dance on the side, tap dance. That's interesting. Yes, you're maybe doing a jazz square and you are conveying a beautiful story through the medium of song and dance. Let me tell you most of those words, I have no idea what they mean is my first time hearing them. But god,

I'm so glad you're here so you can figure this out. Okay, Okay, great, let's uh should we hop into her? Oh? First off? Soho sorry, let me introduce you to my sidekick slash hostage. Cool teen. It's a cool teen that fell down my whole Yeah, yeah, hi, Avery, we're so we're so happy to be visited. Uh, you know, it gets pretty lonely down here, but we may do also. But those as far as up dancing goes, you know, you do typically

need feet to do it. But you know when I tap on your big gelatinous skin and it kind of jiggles in a way, that's tap dance. Okay, right, should we've been doing a little tippy tab down here. That's nice? Yeah, yeah, I like that. Have you have you ever seen musical theater coot? Uh? Maybe you know. I didn't. I didn't do a lot of arts and culture stuff, and I could never audition for the school play because I was way too cool for that. I was busy going to

my chess tournaments. So and chess is a very cool activity, yes savory, yes, oh yeah. I definitely think they should make a musical out of the Queen's Gambit. So there's a chess musical out there, the Queen's Gambit. No idea what that is, but it sounds pretty exciting. You know, I've known some queen bees, for example, and they've put me through a few gambits, if you know what I'm saying. Not quite sure? Right, Well, then we're both confused and

you know what, it's a great equalizer. You know, why don't we Why don't we hop into our first segment? Okay, this first segment I'm calling what in the bud is this? Alright? So here's how it works. Okay, Avery, I'm gonna present you with some words related to a musical theater, Okay, and then I'll take a guess at what they mean, and then you can correct me if needed. Cool, very cool, absolutely, okay, great, here we go. I'm excited. First word, scales Okay, now,

this one's easy. I think scales are the things that have developed on my soft belly due to what I've named mud burn. Is that the same thing for human musical scales? So scales and musical theater actually have to do with the sequence of notes that are basically I'll think you a scale right now. I would love that. M ah. So it's a sequence of notes in an order, usually ascending, sometimes descending. But unfortunately there is no mud involved.

Unless it's a musical about mud wrestling. Probably there must be something out there, see that's a musical I could get into. I think little mud wrestling musical. I I used to be on the mud wrestling team actually when I was when I was cool teen's age, which in warm years is like a month old. That was pretty good. I miss it, really miss it. But those are there's a there's a tear in your in your hole. You know, I miss my missed my fellow grubs. You know, I

miss I missed the feeling of touch. If I'm being honest, don't touch me, cool tine. That was an invitation. Okay, alright, let's go into the second folk a word shoe we Okay, So here we've got the opening night. Okay, So opening night for me, it's the one night a year that I opened and drained my slime pockets. Okay, I gotta get those line baggage drained. That's opening night. Is that the same thing for musicals? Well, I will say this, a lot of musical theater people are very horny, So

I do think there is a lot of built up tension. Okay, right, maybe on the opening night people are sort of releasing their slime pockets as well. That's that's a lot of if everybody's doing it, definitely. I I would like to say, though, of course, opening night is when you've rehearsed for this musical you're a performer, You've rehearsed, and now you're putting on the show. Now the show is opening, there's an audience, and it's the night of all nights to remember. Okay, okay,

let me review. Okay, So musical theater, Musical's right, it's people expressing themselves through sean. It's a show. There's a show involved. Absolutely everybody's emptying their shliine pockets and it's a night you remember. Yes, it's exactly you've you've hit the nail that I think you're you're almost ready to be in a musical. I mean, talk about a dream of mine. I don't know if you know I do love to sing, but you know, I don't know if anybody really wants to hear it. Oh I want to

hear it. Okay, Well, I feel put on the spot. Maybe later we a little nervous. Let's just keep going with this. Let's keep going with this. Brop. Okay, we got um oh, we got Mattenee. I'm gonna say this is like a really fancy matt Yes, uh so Mattenee. So there's shows at night. Normally shows are at night on on the Great Broadway. Wow, nighttime over here, we do nothing because it's pitch black. So that's good to know.

Oh yes, you know, I could maybe get one of my tech friends to bring you a spotlight or two to help out. That would be amazing. I'll see what I can do. Hold on, let me just write that down. I'm gonna hold you to that. Maybe I won't let you leave till you bring it, you know. No, no, no, that's that's funny. But every crazy Yeah okay, um but basically it's a show usually at two or three in the afternoon. Okay, great, that makes it's sort of like um my bathing schedule. You know. It's like once a

week whenever it rains. Sometimes it's at nights, sometimes it's in a day. You know. Either way, I don't get very clean. Oh I say, that's that's that's what the smell is. Yeah, oh yeah, sorry if you didn't realize that's the mud. It's a mixture of you know what. You don't want to know what's in it. It's better if you don't know. All right, let's keep going with those folks up all right here we go, okay, okay, understudy. I think that's what cool team has to do when

we drained my slime buckets. The cool Tine has to study my under if you will, Is that right? Yeah? I gotta make sure that nothing's wrong with it, no growth snow, you know, additional parasites, etcetera. Sort of like a summer job for Cootine. Yeah, but for no money and for the foreseeable future. That's true. Wow, Wow, that is a fate of sorts that I personally am excited to hear about. Do you think do you think my relationship with Cootine could be used for musical theater? Oh?

Absolutely absolutely. It's it reminds me of of Young Frankenstein the musical okay, which is based on the movie Young Frankenstein. No idea. Great, you've got this uh mad scientist who I think you? You sort of reminded me of a little bit. And then Coultine, you would be sort of like Igor, who is the sort of henchman. Yeah, I see it. I haven't been able to stand up straight since I fell down this hole, so I do see myself playing that role. That's true. You gotta kind of

crouch down in case anybody throws anything in here. You know, you gotta be in running position. Short of all the time. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Coutine almost gotta taken out by an old swing set earlier today, I know. And the saddest thing is I couldn't put it back together, so it's just more sticks for Bethel's they which after players stick games. Wow? Um well what was the word again? Oh? Sorry,

the word was understudy? Yes, understudy? Um, so, understudy is basically where there's a lead or not, there are characters. There are characters in a musical, yes, go on, and basically people sometimes cover those roles just in case the actor who's performing those roles get sick, go on vacation. Okay, we get sick a lot down here, so that would make sense. Oh absolutely, could you could both do with

some good understudies? Cool teen? I mean if another cool teen falls down here or even are not cool teen, you know, maybe they could help you pick up some of the slack. Yeah yeah, maybe even they could fully replace me and I could return to me. I think, I think probably until you get me out of here, you're gonna go anywhere my friends ship. Yes, and normally the people return to the rules, yes, yes, yes, after the understudy goes on. So even if you got a

day off, you'd still be down here. Okay, alright, I like this out of that, Let's do the next book a world. Okay, here we go. This is Oh, this is a curtain call. A curtain call, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say this is like a really shifty secretive phone call that happens behind a curtain. Cool team makes a bunch of curtain calls on their on their cell phone whenever they've got service, and minus the curtain, they sort of just faced the wall and can kind of

hear everything they're saying. But is that a curtain call? Well, let me see if I can put this into something that makes a little bit more sense for you. Oh, perfect, because I am a worm. Yes, and and you know that I'm going to use you know, whole language. Okay, So basically, you know the people in the show, they've been doing their parts, so they've been going through the underground. They've really been going through it. I used to go through the underground when I was small enough to still

break the surface, but not anymore. Well, basically, they do end up breaking the surface, and they end up coming to the other side of the story. That is the show interesting and now that they've reached the sunlight. Right, they get accolades and people are waiting on the other side to cheer them on. Great. I have to be honest with you, I think that took away some of my understanding. I feel slightly dumber about musical theater. But you know what, it's not you. It's not you. It's

definitely me. You know, you're the expert. I'm the learner. It's a teaching moment. But okay, I'll get it. Let's still understanding communication styles of course. Yeah, okay, so this one, this one is a leading role. So I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess that's the first of many segments on your Body, for example, have thirty two. So I'm gonna go with the role that you lead with uh, you know,

it's it's a little close. You know, if if if the if the show is a body of people, then the person who's really the protagonist or the person who um maybe sings the most, says the most. We follow that character the most. You know, they're doing most of the heavy lifting of the show. So it is the role of the person to lead the rest of the body. Avery they say, if you can't do teach and let me tell you, based on your singing, you can do, my friend, you can do by that, I mean, don't teach.

I'm just kidding. I'm just skidding with you. Avery, you get it. Contine, do you have any musical theater related vocab you want to patch by Avery? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know what this one is. I'm pretty sure it's gonna you know, when a woman's body gets the

eggs ready. But a standing ovation, Oh yeah, yeah, So a standing ovation in a musical theater is basically when you know someone has done something so miraculous that the audience is getting up on their feet and clapping and giving that person the most amazing accolades, and it's like a magical moment. So it's, you know, magical moment, not far off from what you know. Let me ask, Let me ask for someone like me or doesn't have hands, what would be appropriate for me to do if I were,

you know, in the in the theater. And I love what I shall. Well, I'm really loving the way that your tail sort of curves. And I really think, sorry, I mean, I don't is that overstepping to comment on your physical form? No, thank you? I just I actually might really love your hair. I just want to put that out there. Thank you so much. Cooteene. Look away,

I'm looking away. I'm looking away, all right, now you can look back, look back, because I need you to understand and help with the clapping, because basically I would say, move your tail up and down and then slap the rest of your big body. Okay, so kind of like dish. Yes, oh, can you just you're just getting a little bit of slot that comes from the territory, right, But that's it, that's it. Anything for the sake of theater. Absolutely all right, Coolteene,

you got any other vocab you want to go over? Yeah. I once met a gruff woman named Peg and she said she was a stage manager. So I'm assuming that means lesbian. That's a good question. Yeah, yeah, you know you're probably uh not wrong. Um no, um. Peg is a dear friend of mine. You know Peg, I know Peg, I know Peg. She's actually she's done Lion King, she's done Wicked, she's done a Lad and she's really doing the Disney circuit right now. And uh, she's pretty badass.

Stage managers are the glue that hold together the whole entire show, okay, or the slime that holds my tail in the muddy floor together. Yeah, yes, the gelatinous group, if you will, I love it. Did I answer your question anymore? Yeah? Okay. This is a combination of my uncle and aunt's names Macbeth, mac and Beth. Yeah, that's

my uncle and my aunt serendipitous because Macbeth. It's an incredible, incredible play written by, of course, the one and only Shakespeare, William Shakespeare him sound so not not a musical, not a musical, but see it. But how dare you bring up anything that is not cool? Team? We're going to talk about this later, but go ahead. I didn't know that was the whole we're gonna talk about. We're gonna

talk about Eric. I'm sorry, all right, go ahead, Avery. Well, I I do think there really should be a musical version of every Shakespeare play. Unfortunately, I don't think there is a Macbeth one. Well, hey, I mean, if we get you and Peg and me and cool teen together, I don't see where we couldn't make a all musicals just saying all right, well, let me whip something up. I can get a few sheet music, grab that spotlight

my friend. All right, but sure you were saying, uh no, basically, uh, it's it's pretty cool that your aunt and uncle are Mac Andbeth. I would I would also say be careful because it is cursed. It's cursed, it's cursed. Then we don't say that. Oh my god, the podcast just gonna fail. I'm ruined. Oh gosh. Anyone who's listening, Um, just know that it's we're just talking about the play and we haven't performed it. Okay, so you think we're in the clear.

We're in the clear. All right, Thank worm, Thank worm. We're in the clear. We say thank worm because you know worms don't famously don't have a god. So thank worm. Alright. I love it. Okay, I'll be honest, I feel like I'm only halfway there. But that's all right, because we're gonna pop into our next segment that I'm calling musical theater.

Musical theater. Okay, So Avery, here's how it works. Okay, I'm gonna give you a series of scenarios okay, submitted by myself Quotine in our listeners, and we want you to say whether they are or are not musical theater. Cool, very cool, Alright, let's get this going. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Oh yeah, I love that voice. Alright, first, hup, we got fiddler on the roof musical theater or not musical theory at musical theater. Okay, absolutely great, checking that off.

All right, let's try this next one. A fiddler on a roof musical theater. Musical theater really depends, really depends on what on whether or not there is in fact a spotlight on this fiddler on this roof. Okay, So that's what distinguishes the musical theater fiddlers from the regular fiddlers, because regular fiddlers, they're just doing it for ships and giggles. Yeah, don't fucking swear on my show. Okay, don't swear on

my goddamn show. That's actually a game I like to play when I hear a little kind of skirting noises from over in the corner. I tried to guess whether Bethelsa's having the ships or the giggles. That was pretty good, Gold you know, like that one. Thank you, Just so you know it's the shift. I rarely giggle unless we're recording the podcast. Yeah, alright, let's let's go to this next scenario already. All right, Okay, here we go, a couple arguing in public musical theater or not musical theater.

If we're in tic tic boom, the musical musical theater. If we're not tic tic booming, if we're not tictic booming, not musical theater, not musical theater. Okay, great, alright, let's go to this next one. We got when you put a show on for your parents in your living room musical theater, musical theater, musical theater. Wow, okay, you got it right away. I had to jump in. Is just

something you've done, yes, when I was younger. Actually, I used to stop Thanksgiving um every year and put on a combination of any musical theater songs we wanted to put on, normally from Wicked and normally the song what is this feeling? Okay, I'm writing it down. I got to write my mouth. Go ahead. Oh no, that's fine. I also write it down for why isn't it cool? Do you know what I can do it? Thank you very much? Okay, it's pretty good. I'm pretty good in

my mouth. I can't wait to hear that voice. Then, oh yeah, maybe I'm nervous alright, I don't make me sing. Well, I'll be here with you, so don't even worry about it, all right, I don't think about it. I don't think about it. Yes, but I used to put on show as musical theater. Let me ask, if you want to write your own musical, what would it be called? That is a great question, thank you. I'm tried my best. I would have to say the title the musical would

be called Sparkly and Pink. The musical sparkling pink. You know, sometimes I get sparkly and pink when the light hits me just right, you know, I start a shimmer. It's I look beautiful for about five seconds, and then it's you know, back to worm. I'll have to come by and then see that one time. Thank you. But what would it be about sparkling pink? Um? I think it would be uh an autobiographical uh story of my life and how I've come into my own my own power

and uh. It would be um embracing femininity and also understanding femininity in the context of stereotypes in the world. Listen, I'm just a worm. But from where I'm squiggling, that sounds like a great show. Thank you so much, i'd get you free tickets. Of course. Well that'd be great. You know, I can't escape the whole at the moment, but once I do, you know, i'd be front row ruining the view for everybody. Absolutely. All right, let's go. Let let's go this next scenario. Let's see a really

crunchy leaf. Musical theater or not musical theater. I have to tell you why I'm stumped on this one. I really think, you know, at first, it's not musical theater, okay, but then you know, if you start to see the world in a sort of musical sort of way, the crunch of a leaf could really be the percussion that was needed for the day, an instrument of shorts, an instrument um, sort of that extra flavor. You know, we could probably put together. It's called an orchestra, right when

people play look at you? Yeah there, you know, I try. I try. So maybe we can make an orchestra out of all the garbage ship that's been thrown down here. Yeah, I mean we got crunchy leaves, right, yeah, we got some. We got a cool whip container. I bet when you hit this is a nice noise. She ye oh yeah, that's pretty nice. So yeah, I think I've been leaning on what I think isn't half eaten hot pocket. Oh yeah, that's my half eaten hot pocket. Sorry, I left it

on the chair. The chair made out of mud. Yes, but that could be an instrument. It coold, Okay, Yeah, I feel squishy sound. And when the mud leaks on our collection of microwaves, it goes Oh yeah, I almost forgot about our collection of microwaves. Yeah, that ding would make for a good good orchestra section, the ding section. I like that. Alright, let's see Okay, I gotta the orchestra is down in a pit. Well, I feel seen.

I'm just gonna say it. I feel seen. Great, So I could just be in the pit when I come to your show. Oh my gosh, you know, I'm we'd love to get you on. Maybe we can get you on that cool webcam. I would love that. I'm gonna start practicing. Alright, Okay, so I got I got two more all let's see. Um Okay, a fart that started a low pitch, it ends on a high note. Musical theater. I'm not musical theater. Musical theater. Great, you're that one

seemed obvious. I'll just move right along. Here's my last one. Okay, when a group of children come to the edge of your whole and sing this song, don't go down into that whole filled with mud and bugs and fowls. Don't go down into that whole. There's a big, disgusting woman worm down there. Musical theater or not musical theater. I'm gonna say, the lyrics are a little bit far fetched. Um, but musical theater. You know what I told him the same thing. I said, the tunes pretty good. You gotta

work on the lyrics. It's just it's obvious, right it is. Thank you for saying that. But musical theater. Musical theater. Okay, great, Well that's all I got. Coutine. You've got any scenarios, yeah, you know, unless they camp when everybody sings, I hope you've had the time of your life and starts crying and apologizes for how they've treated me. Is that musical theater? Oh? Good one, That is a good one. And musical theater. Absolutely, that is musical theater. That is probably one of the

most musical theater things you've said. Oh wow, I mean I would love to watch it. Yes, I just I just think about leaving. I did go to theater camp, and I think about leaving this theater camp. Cotine, you ran away from camp. That's how you fell in the whole. Yeah, wow, tell us about theater camp. Well, um, you know, I think about how we practically French kissed at the end of camp after doing very much. What you said is the French is a French kiss when you kiss with

a little mustache on. Uh, that's that's gonna be part of it. Okay, great, especially if you're kissing Pierre Anitatomus who was the French camper? All right he was? Um, but yes, musical theater absolutely great. What else you got, Cotine? Uh? What about rebooting some intellectual property from the Marvel Cinematic universe in a really high value production that ends in the deaths of multiple people? Is that musical theater? What the fun? Did you just say? Yeah? What? I'm sorry?

Can you say it one more time? The whole thing? No? Thank Cotine? What about no do it? What about when you reboot intellectual property from the Marvel Cinematic universe in a really kind intensity production that ends in the deaths and injuries of multiple people? Is that musical theater, I'm gonna have to say, um, unfortunately, yes, that is musical theater. Uh. Spider Man the musical killed a few. Wow, spider Man. That sounds like someone i'd be friends with. Warm and

spider Man. You know, wait, maybe if you bite me, I'll get your magical wormpowers. Coltine, We've been over this. I don't have teeth. Okay, damn it, We've tried. It just ended up with me gumming your arm for like an hour. Okay, Yes, it felt good though, Yeah, that's why I never did it again. All Right, I have another one. I have another one. Okay, great? What is it? What about the racially driven gang wars of the nineteen fifties is that musical theater? Wow? Um, this is above

my slimy head. Go ahead, avery, musical theater. Wow theater. That also makes me think of there's a musical called bugsy Malone, and that is twenties gangsters who shoot people, but instead of shooting people with bullets, they shoot people with pie. Well, so here's what I'm Here's what I'm kind of getting about musical theater is that, as long as it's got a musical element, pretty much anything can

be theater. Isn't that beautiful? That is so beautiful? Interesting? Interesting, you know I'm doing Maybe, you know, maybe I can have a show about a big worm that lives in a hole in a cool teen that they have a love hit relationship with. Yes, the advent terms of starting a podcast. Honestly, that's not so different from the musical I I said, I wanted to write. That's true. You know, you're coming into your power, coming into that power. I don't know what that means, but I like to out

of it. You got any you got any more scenario? School team before we move on? Yeah, what about when a group of children comes to the edge of the hole and says, where are you? Where are you? Never mind? We don't care God, the kids just come to the hole and sing. It's like, I don't know who asked him to. Yeah, but that group they have talent because that song. I think their name was thin. Their name was Search Party? Is that right? Or was it search

and Rescue something like that, something like that. Yeah, they came in so briefly, you know, so so briefly, and they were calling out to someone. I forget, I forget the name. I don't know, but Oh was that was that earlier today? Oh? Yeah, it happens all the time. Yeah, because I think actually I saw them doing some jazz squares while they were doing that. Oh wow, cool teen. Maybe they're they're looking for you again, Maybe they maybe

they re up to the search. Maybe there's been uh maybe one of our previous guests, you know, started a little rumor that I was still a live down here, and it gave some people hope, and they're finally gonna come find me and escape me out of here. I certainly hope not. I certainly hope not because I don't want to be alone anymore. So you'd miss me? I mean, I wouldn't I mean, and that I'd be furious you left the whole without me. Yet, Well that's not what

you said. Would I have a vendetta? What you always say? But just then, would I spend years training to go to the surface and assassinate you? Yes, So if that's what missing you is, then absolutely sure? Sure sure sure you said that you'd be lonely. Fine, I miss you a little bit. There we go. That's what I wanted to hear. Don't make a thing out of it. Okay, I'm looking away don't make a thing out of it, or I won't let you play with the sticks. Deal.

But I'm I'm glad I witnessed that moment. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you had to hear that. That was That was fun. We try not to mix the personal with the business. Yeah it's hard. You know, we're acquaintances, but we also work together. Now show it's hard. I don't overlap in the sections of our lives. Anyway. That was my last That was my last great avery. I mean, I think I've got a good grasp on musical theater and I'm absolutely through. Oh my gosh, go tell all

your friends. I mean that, I'm so glad. I'm so glad. Go tell all my what all of your friends, all of your friends? What's a friend? It's um do you know what? This were another for another time. I'll have a friend expert come on, you know, for musical theater. I don't want I don't want to burden you with that question because it seems loaded. Alright, well, I'm excited. Maybe we just hop into our third segment alright, which I'm calling for those that gets her dirty. All right now,

for this segment, we're gonna do something different. I'm very excited about it. Okay, so we're gonna take a brief break, right, We're gonna stop recording. Then Avery and I are gonna go rehearse what's called a musical duet, which I think is a song with two people. Correct? Correct? Alright? Does one person in a worm also work in this scenario? It absolutely has to. Okay, great, I'm so excited. I'm nervous.

I'm so nervous to sing with you, Avery. Alright, so we're gonna we're gonna stop recording, and then we'll be right back. Alright, alright, we're back. Oh, Avery and I have been. We're hear sing our little segmented booties off, and I'm I'm really excited. Um uh, let's see, uh, cooteen, do you wanna intro Avery and I in our song? And now, creatures of the mud, put your appendages or tails together for but fells of the muddy and avering us bombed the pink and sparkly we go. I'm too excited.

Oh my gosh, sisters, sisters, there were never such devoting sisters. I'm a giant worm down in a hole, that's true. But pat doesn't stop me from loving you, carrying, sharing every little thing that we are wearing. When a certain gentelman arrived from Rome, she wore my extra skeleton and ice dad home home games. Whoever, who is it? Together? She slimmier than a suity hall. I can't help it. Two different bodies, but both total hollies, you know. So I'm a living feet dull. You are. Those who see

us always seem to want to get between us. Many men have tried to let it it up, but no one cap and the government tried to capture me to study. Lord help the mister who humes between me and my sister, and Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man. You know. The other day two men approached us and one said to me, what's happening to it? Hell rude, I know. Then the other one threw a net over me and tried to show me to the circus. Da pickle, he sis not men? Who's there? Me? Sorry?

I just realized you aren't wearing any lipstick. Well, you know, it's hard when you don't have any lips. You know. They say the early bird gets the worm, but birds tend to flee from her. It's my big personality. I've got one. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs? Um no, that's like really fucked up. Oh types of weather. He sick together, she'll fry if she's out in the sob do it? Do different monies?

Both total horties, you know. So I breathe through my skin. That's true. When she's malting, people find me totally disgusted. But under all that slimer all a sister ever needs. Thank you for saying that. Nor help the lister who blows between me and my sister, and Lord help the sister who goes between me and my man. Sister, sisters don't come between me and my man who I don't know. I'm so good. That was exhilarating. Oh my gosh, I mean we just bounced off each other. That was magic, Avery.

What was that thing we did? Were we sang notes that sounded good together? It was harmonizing, harmonizing. Wow, I love that. I love that very much. You're you're pretty good, Avery, stob cool teen is watching. I'm just being honest. I'd look away, but I honestly can't. I am enraptured by that. Performance.

You know, Avery, sometimes you know, if you want to come back ever cool teen could have put their fingers in their ears and close their eyes and uh, I don't know, maybe we could do another type of do it or something another. Forget it, never mind, forget it, never mind, never mind. I didn't mean. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. We should keep our relationship professional for the musicals we're gonna write. Absolutely, I'm not in the market

for anything other than a musical theater partner. Oh my god, me either, yeah, me either. I love being Shingle, Yeah, I love it. Yeah. Well, Avery, this was fantastic. Every Is there anything you'd like to plug, anything you're working on, anything at all. I'd love to plug my Instagram great, yes, which is uh the Cosmic Dreamer Queen. And I'd also like to plug that I'm writing a musical. Yes, I am writing a musical. How dare you keep this from us? And it is? Um I'll give you a little elevator

pitch about it. But it's basically about aliens who heard music from the Golden Voyager and they don't like it, so they come to Earth destroy Earth. That I get, But then they hear musical theater and they fall in love with earth music because of musical theater. Oh, please let me audition, Please let me audition for an alien please please, I beg you absolutely, just have your agent call us and we will absolutely. Okay, great, my agent is cool. Teen? Is that all right? Cool? Teen? We'll

we'll be in touch. All right. Well, we got to discuss rates up top. You get nothing. I think that's that's fair unbelievable. Well, folks, that is our episode, more specifically, our last episode, at least for the time being, because I have to shed my exoskeleton and it is very complicated and painful and takes forever. Yeah, but hopefully we'll be back soon. Oh yeah, it's a really dark time

when but fells to sheds exoskeleton. So if if anyone's listening and you stumble upon a deep hole in the woods near a camp that was supposed to be, you know, a dump for bile hazards, please please please put a really long ladder down. But if not, stay moddy, everybody. Sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters, never had to have a chaperon. No, sir, I'm here to keep mid on her here carrying, sharing every little thing that we are wearing.

When a certain gentleman a wrong from wrong, she wore the dress and I stayed on

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