Katinka Presents: The Me in Mysticism; Twin Flames, Soulmates, & Karmics (Episode 1)

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he coming here? He might be on his way, Jesus Christ will Jesus, I can't get out of I signed it. I signed an m d A. I can't get out of this A major disclosclosure. Okay, listen to Dasise Mysticism Is Katinka and Katinka Is Me, a spiritual, metaphysical, supernatural and esoteric podcast in which narcissistic mystic Katinka shares her intuitive gifts and to much about herself. I'm intrigued. Narcissistic mystic. What a beautiful pairing of words, narcissistic mystic. I love

that and it's Katinka. It sounds like a my fair Lady song. The plane in Spain, mystic system, mississistem honey, honey, every everything about this is saying, listen to me, Yes, this is going to be our fifth hit. The trades are going to get out of control. God, I mean, the bid reporters are going to be reporting this is our empire strikes back. We're going to crash the trades. The trades are not going to know what to do with themselves. They're gonna stop printing. Are they printed anymore?

You know? I think so, because I actually um I hope so. Because I invested a lot in newsstands. Yeah. Well, I'm dating two girls over at I c m oh yeah, and so I'm always over in the office. Is sort of running between their offices. I just signed with innovative. You did congratulations, um some and recommended it me to them. Good. Well, I'm just saying your own put his phone and he put his phone up. I'm just saying when I was in the offices that I see him. They had the

trades out, so I think they are printing them stuff. Yeah, and I'll tell those girls I'm gay at some point. You know who probably already knows you're gay. Katinka, Well, she's a narcissist, sees it all. Hey, will what number am I thinking of? Five? Oh? My god? Narcissistic mystics over here. I guess that red Bull can't give him a super bower or something. Okay, great picture, and you can guess numbers. I'm liking more. He didn't like me

before anyway. This is um Desi domos Katinka Domoska. Hello, my sweet collective. Welcome to the me in Miss Decision. I am your host, Katinka, and I can tell you about your asked, your present, and also maybe a little beauty boat me also the future collective. Shoot, oh shoot, I'm channeling someone right now. I am hearing them as if they are in the same room as me. Does anyone know someone named I'm hearing The name is Clara. I am in the room with you. Oh holy stars

are shoot, she is in the same room as me. Collective. This is my protege, Clara, not protegee, producer and the producer of the show. And it's pronounced Claire. Actually, high listeners, I'm getting a message right now, is coming through from Archangel Michael. Hi, Mike, do you want me to tell her that wait what this will break her? No? No, no, no, no, you're right. This is the light workers path. Okay, I'll do it. Clark comes it at my feet. Your feet

are under that desk. It's okay. I will shout from here then. Oh god, this is the hardest part of my dorma telling people hard truths. Okay, what Archie and Jew Michael just told me right now is your name is actually pronounced Clara. Um. Okay, I'm sensing a lot of shame right now because you've gotten your name wrong, your whole life right. But it's okay. I have gotten so many people's names wrong, their whole lives. We have to forgive ourselves, Clara, my parents called me Claire. Yeah,

they got it wrong too. Look, I'm connected straight to divine energy right now. The message is like as clear as quartz crystal, and I'm just the messenger. Okay, is up to you, Clara, What do you wanna do with this message? Probably gonna do nothing. You can lead a horse to the truth of its real name, but you can't get that horse to speak its real name and call itself by it. I think you're badging that saying that's the exact thing in my country. Translation actually wasn't

hard at all. That's like word for word the same. What country is that again? Should Clark? Okay, Mercury just went into retro right like the exact moment you asked that. So communication wise, it's just not ideal conditions for me to answer that complicated question right now. So it's like a one word answer. It's too bad. We've got to start the show now. Shoot, your collective is waiting, so

let's go Welcome to me. This is cutting is miss this isn't so welcome to me collective today on the me and miss this is, and we will be exploring something very very sexy, the subject of sexy sexually, of twin Flames, Soulmates and CarMax. You know about this, Clark, Yeah, I actually think I've met myself. Wow. Okay, that reminds me of a story about me when I was living in the jungle. I spent two years there on a silent retrade. Wow. You didn't speak for two years. I

didn't speak French. I didn't speak Dutch. I didn't speak German. Oh do you know how to speak those languages? Clark? You don't know until you're trying, and I've never tried. Okay, So did you speak the languages? You do know how to speak technically with my mouth? Yes? But was I speaking with my heart? No? So all I did for those for two years will speak the languages I speak with my mouth, none of the other languages, the hundreds of millions of them. And I didn't make sounds either.

I didn't go, I didn't go, I didn't speak Hawk. I didn't even sing in my belting voice. I did sing, but it had to be like this good no, no, no, no, only my head voice. If you can believe it, it sounds like a real sacrifice. Clare, you're such a young, young soul. You're like a newborn soul, just figuring out how to breathe and blink. You know, some babies never learned those basic things. There are babies who come out of the yoni don't blink for days, and mothers cry, please, doctor,

make her blink. She looked like possessed demon. And doctor said, there's nothing we can do, man, because eyelids are so thin, we can't even grip them with our hands or our tools. And then the babies die because our bodies are nine percent water and they lose all the water through the eyes just trying to lubricate them. So it's tragedy and nobody is talking about Yeah, definitely, nobody is talking about that. Anyway, back to the story. When I was living in their jungle,

I met a cell mate. As soon as I saw him, it was like recognizing an old friend, but more than a friend, because I also wanted to judge on him. I wanted to judge on him as soon as my eyes saw his big, huge stick. Maybe he was a tree, a Robbert tree in his life, a tree, but I recognized him from a past life when he was a medieval garbage man, and I was a swamp maiden. She I tended the swamps where the garbage was dumped in those times, so we would see each other once a

week on garbage Eve until we eloped. That's beautiful, But as a tree, he was covered like sopping wet in this white stuff. That's how rubber looks, looks exactly like. Okay, let's maybe paint white paint, like when you paint all your unwet cousins with a big haybrush to look very sick for the holiday. What holiday, Cornson? What culture is that car? Please? It's Clark, I mean Claire. Damn it. I don't have the time for this. Next Cornson, I

tell you what. I'm gonna buy you a map so you can learn about the world and the culture, so I don't have to educate you. And I just pray Clark that you read that map. As the saying goat. You can lead a horse to a map, but you can't get it to understand that map or even look at it straight on exact translation. I don't think maps actually tell you about different cultures traditions anyway, Twin flames,

so mates and car Max what's the difference. Okay, what's a super relatable metaphor is to explain this sports food whether you said goats, No, okay, I'm gonna go with goats. So you know, when you're getting ready to kill a goat for the winter solstice, No, okay, Clark, your soul is like a seven point eight pound of newborn still in the throes of struggling to close your own eyelids.

Just try to keep up here again. Carms are the goats that are there to teach you a lesson, but it's temporary, and ultimately you still kill them because the goat is probably a narcissist. Then you move on. So mates are the goats that you've fall deep in love with. They have you saying, wait, it feels like I've known this goat for one hundred years. They teach you a lesson too, but the lesson is actually that you are the narcissist and this is just what I hear. This

has never happened to me yet. So so you think the goat and sometimes you still kill it and move on. Other times you say, no, I will actually keep this goat alive to milk it forever. Then twin flames are the goats that really get on your nerves, Like the goat is always fighting you, and you hate the goat, but you love the goat too, And the reason they've lusted you so much is because you realized weight this goat is me. And you don't kill the goat because

you can't kill a part of yourself. So you try to keep them until they run away, and you chase them and consider killing them all over again. And this clar becomes the well known pattern we see today of people spending their whole life chasing runaway goats. Is this clar now to you? Clear? The goat references complicated it for me, but I think I get it. You can have many karmic relationships and so many relationships, but your twin flame is like your other half, right, yes, yes, yes,

this is what the most mystics say. But I have a take so hot I am smudging the studio with it right now? Oh okay, well that's our cute. We're entering our incensed segment. What HARRISY are you burning to say on this topic? Okay, I'll say it. Most people have one twin flame, right, But there's a big wench thrown into this system, and the wench is me. Are you trying to say wrench? That is what I say. Car, I am almost everyone's twin flame. Boom, I said it.

But the thing is none of them are mine. For example, collective, I am clark twin flame, but she is not mine. Oh that isn't true, Clark, What to come on? You cannot hide your love. I'm confused. You're always staring at mclarre when I'm talking in here. That's my job. You're always listening to recordings of my voice over and over again. That's me editing this show. Emailing me to tell me what time to be here also my job. Asking me to write things. Do you just your name, date and

signature and contracts? Yesterday you asked me if I would like hot yam water, which is not common in this country, and the very time consuming recipe you put that in your contract. And yeah, it's made my job really hard. We have a classic runner chaser dynamic Lara. But I will always keep running away from you and back to myself because here's the kicker. I am my own twin flame. So you are two halves in one. I am a whole.

I am a big already achieved victory and love the big V. So sometimes I call myself a big V hole. Maybe don't call yourself that. Oh, that is just your ego talking, Clara. He's okay to be jealous. So if you are a whole, how are you other people's half? I am half blush, half egrus one. But if other people are equal to and I am one, then I am half for them, but a hole for me? What do you mean other people equal to? Like to what

dude's bigger than one? Clark. It's just people who are bigger in size than me spiritually like bigger souls, Like yes, but but bigger is not better, Clark. It's like there are people who are physically overwhite, and then people who are spiritually overweight spiritually obeys people equally like six or seven. I'm like pretty spiritually skinny. Like one time a monk told me, why your soul is in such great shape? What is your exorcism routine? It was the most I've

ever heard a monk talk. So then we might sweet wet love, and he was immediately renounced from his monastery. Verse sexy stuff. This all sounds like spiritual fat phobia. Yes, yes, thank you know that's very body negative and regressive. Claria, know what's regressive thinking numbers are just numbers? Clara, let me ask you what does for mean? I think it just means for like two plus two units of something. Okay, and that's where you're wrong. You're that'd wrong. Hi, I'm Kotinka,

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in your life. Thank you for your sponsorship Numbers Right. It's a really great azation. And while you were giving that compelling testimony to the work of Numbers Rights, our guest for today arrived in the studio. We interviewed to the clar It is my pleasure to introduce dating coach Yogi and horse trainer lash Me Pudding. Hello. Hello, oh,

my Lord Shiva? Is this on? Yep? God, Sorry, darling, I'm absolutely tragic at the moment you're catching me smack dab and the juicy middle celestial surgery Right now, Lord Shiva is simply mandating my life fall apart all for the sake of my ascension. Wow, I know exactly what that is like, but for our collective produced more about

what that is like. Well, just last week I spent my children's inheritance on a new gorgeous penthouse, went bankrupt, met my then twin flame, and started channeling an instructional book for a global spiritual army of lovers. That sure is a lot of stuff normal people don't fresh simultaneously. Now, you are a love and dating coach, yogi and horse trainer. Yes, wrecked, Yes, what a calm ball I can understand the love and yoga expert these How does horse training come in? So?

I didn't train horses per se, It's more like they train me. I trained my own body and strength using horses. I left them, do balance, work on them, and even fight them. Fascinating. And I use horses instead of gim My body is my temple, and I am so dedicated to God and nature that I prefer to be trained by nature herself. By training with horses in the woods rather than metal machines in a gym, my body becomes unnaturally strong, but through a natural route. Yes, yes, and

you have earned that lacks from me. Tell me your first name is so eastern, and your last's name is so western. Watch these about. Oh well, I am eastern and western, I'm northern and southern, I'm everybody and nobody. Okay, yes, yes, I get that, because I am that too. It's like, you know, I'm hot and I'm called, I'm yes and I'm no, I'm in and I'm up and I'm how do you even saying down? Oh? My godess, isn't it just delicious? Me's so delicious, like warm sheepbread I could

eat loaves of myself, or so delicious to be me. Now, tell me about your twin flame. Well, he is called Carlos, and he is my divine masculine And did you say you met him last week? Oh? No, no, no, I met Carlos actually about ten minutes ago on my way here. He collected my money at the toe booth, and it was like my entire world just fell into place. You know, every twin flame connection has a particularly large obstacle. Of course, I already know what are to inflame challenges. He does

not speak or understand a lick of English. Honestly, I don't blame him, But tell me, didn't you say you met your twin flame last week. Yes, that was a different twin flame. I thought you can have only one twin flame. Well, in my dating experience and expertise, I've discovered something really king lashes. When you reach the highest level of ascension as I have, you experience a yummy ego death, which means your identity dies and a new

one is birthed. WHOA, So let me get are you saying each new version of you has a new twin flame? Exactly darling? In my ascension, I experienced ego debts quite routinely, So essentially I've graduated from having one single twin flame over many lifetimes to having one single twin flame over many minutes. Oh wow, this is a hot pake. So who was your twin flame from last week? Then that would be my new n T doctor are twin flame.

Obstacle was that he is happily married and very in love with his wife, so that was very hard for us to overcome and achieve union. Here in the three D classic dwin flame broblem And who was before that? Before Dr Mike? It was Actu really the receptionist in Dr Mike's office, Chad. Chad and I had a classic runner chase the dynamic in the two minutes that we were twin Flames. As soon as I arrived, he claimed his shift ended and a colleague named Nancy replaced him.

So the lengths that runners would go through Mr Rice spot On, Darling laxtionary of Iron twin Flames, who was a big highlight, And what's the obstacle blocking union with them? That would have to be Matt Damon. He was my twin flame for roughly six days after the Second Born Identity movie was released in cinemas. Are great to win flame. Obstacle we faced was meeting. Yeah, we never really got to couldn't quite crack how to do it, so we failed to come into union. Oh show was these front

cover news? Surprisingly? No, No, the story was leaked to major news networks by me. I late did, but nobody could really corroborate the story because the only witness was God herself of course or of course, but I have written about all my twin Flames and great and likely illegal detail in my new book, which I started channeling three days ago. I will be self publishing it tomorrow. Wow wow, wah, wah wah. And what is the name

of this book? Shagging your Way to Shiva is the one to be printed in India, but my American publishers insisted on changing the title for the American version, Tooking Your Way to the Father Son and Holy Spirit. Whoa wa, whoa thy sounds Actually, you know Tinka Darling as a spiritual dating coach. Most people don't realize that literally everything is more sexual for those of us who are tuned

into the higher realms. Of course, of course, I spend more time in my day having orgasm than not having orgasm. And I'm not even doing anything except shipping. That must be no nevannicity. Wait, what is happening. It's like we are say in person, do you have the whole? I love you? Oh my Lord Shiva. It just hit me like a ton of bricks, yogophone bricks, so very light but equally disruptive. You're my twin flame. Okay, I'm really sorry to break this to you, but my twin rame

is actually me as well. It's perfectly all right. This is just a twin flame obstacle. No, I'm sorry, it's not. This is so awkward. Clara, Yeah, why are you involving me? Maybe you can give her some advice since I'm your twin flame too. You're not my twin flame, Katinka. She is deep in denial, actually, but she is just like you. Okay, Actually, thank you so much for joining us. We're going to call the interview. They're beautiful. I'm offering you the most sparkling,

incandescent gratitude for having me on this program. Please buy my book. It comes out tomorrow, and Katinka, I will wait outside the studio for us to discuss this well winds romance we've just been swept up into because there's nothing Goodbye to Julu. Well, she was interesting. I don't want to say I told you so, Clara, but sometimes we have to say what we don't want. I told you so. Okay. Up next, we have our weekly reading

for a listener. The question submitted this week we're all related to our topic divine love, twin flames, soul, Neates, and Karmis. Are you ready, Katinka? Honestly, I'm never ready for the miracles that come out of my mouth, whether it's words or something else. What do you mean, something else like vomit. One time I brought a piech of gold in my mouth. Days later, I spit out Emma Fish Crystal, why did you put the call in your

mouth in the first place? Intuition. Another time I was communicating with a bird in a day later, tiny blue egg came out of my mouth. It was as if that bird made love to you my voice, and my voice was like the Virgin Mary delivering a baby egg. Jesus Man, I have a lot of questions about that, but um, we need to get to our Q and A segment. Unfortunately, so this week's question is from Georgia Spellman in Chicago. She writes, Katinka, I feel very lost

in my love life right now. Can you please shed some light on what is going on? George Jaw thank you for this question. I will be working with the rider Way Tarot deck today for anyone who would like to follow along and pull up the images on the Internet. Let's take a moment in union or Spirit. Spirit? Are you there? Spirit? Come in? I like your top today. Spirit? Okay?

Calling Georgia's guides and ascended masters. Yes, hello, welcome Please, it's just me in delivering the divine messages to George on Spirit. Please give us some downloads about Georgia's chaotic love drama. How can she fix her put the club life to have swords. Okay, okay, so you're facing paralyzing decision right now. What is this decision about? Oh? Shoot, it's about me? Okay, wow, did not see this coming, ative, cops.

That's the guy who was sick of beer pong, and so he wanders away into a river and the moon is like so judgy about it. Yeah, this is like photograph of me. Okay, Spirit, Okay, I don't know where you're going with this, but our bite. Oh shoot, shoo, shoot it's the sun the naked baby bareback on a horse card. Okay, Georgia, So your decision is not only about me, it's my decision about me. Ah, George, i'mself sorry. This is like all about me, even though it's your reading.

I swear I'm not doing this. This is just what the cards say. The cars are being so weird right now, Okay, Spirit, just a reminder, we're asking about Georgia, not me. Why is Georgia's love life a disaster? Why is it hopeless? Why it shoot? Shoot the wheel of fortune. This is about how I still cannot tell time on American clocks. I think all clocks are the same global, you know, I refused to learn nine of swords. Okay, Spirit, what

are you saying? If I knew how to read American clocks, maybe I wouldn't choose to cry about how many swords I have at four thirty am. Maybe I'd find a better time to do that. But what if I want to do it at four thirty am? Spirit? Is in America supposed to be the land of the free. Huh give me an answer to that right this minute. Okay, semi swords Okay, yes, fine, I stole those swords, but I'm not up at night crying about them because I

feel guilty. I stole them from babies who shouldn't have had them in the first place, so I helped them. Why were those babies having swords? I'm up at night crying about the swords because it's just overwhelming how many swords I have? Like, do you even know what it means to own nine swords? Unborliable, unburiable? Okay, let's get back on track. Spirit, Okay, the lovers, Okay, more on topic, but still about me? Why is this about an orgy? I had? This big angel is me? And then here's

the naked man and the naked lady. And they're not even into each other. They're looking at me. I'll tell you what. Nobody has ever been so attentive to miss. Actually, it was absolutely infuriating, like me one second to breathe. Please, Okay, where are you going with their spirit? Are you serious? The devil? It's my ex husband spirit. Shoot, I don't want to talk about Dmitri. He's irresistible. Georgar in this one, the devil is in and the two naked people are

both me. One is my sexy side, one is my very sexy side. Where are we ever talking about Dmitri? Here? Shoot? Oh my shoot, six of cops. What this is Dmitri giving a drink to underage girl? Spirit? How is this girl? Because he's girl spirit? No, it can't be George or how would Georgia? No Dmitri to answer me, riddle me this Asa WANs ASA wants as hell. No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, that's the hand job card. Okay, okay, when this happened? Spirit tennis swords shoot, shure, there's tense

swords stabbed in my back. The more swords, the bigger the betrayal. No, no, these mean it happened when the Matri and I were married that shoot shoot he must have been when he went to war and I asked what the war? And he toolt me he was not a liberty to say, where was this war? Huh? Where was this war? Wait? Wait? Wait wait, George arts from Chicago. The war was in Chicago. The war was in Chicago? Are shoot showt the shoot shoot sing Karna straight through

the sucking moon? First, our entireing chad to being king retro grade for Sking ever Tinker, I'm so sorry, Clara, George or was reading for her has really given me so much to process about me. Yeah, you really dropped some truth bombs on you. Do you think you have it in you to finish the show? I can do it, but Clara, I need you to file a restraining order for me to keep George or away from me, because I do not feel safe. I can't and won't do that for you. Okay, can you lift me off the floor.

I don't think I can fully lift you, but I can try to help you get back in your chair. Thank you, car Okay, what we have left just announcements and then our sign off prayer, Okay, collective before we go, I want to announce this is the last week to sign up for my twin Flame Union EAT course. Has your twin flames said things like this to you, please stop pursuing me. I am not interested in you, or even I am not your twin flame, then this is

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says it's right in the prayer. I swear not adding this excluding any people who gave illicit hand drops during any wars, famous ones or less known ones. Okay, not close your eye and listen with respect, because this prayer is vara vara or yeah, here where we go? H m hm m hm oh ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I do do not much, they not musty h h