Grittings Collective. Welcome to the me in Mysticism. Their on lip podcast where we don't cash pods, we cashed spells, kid think. I don't think any podcasts cast pods, introducing my producer, Clark producer, what do you cyclar? Casting pods is not something any podcasts do? So what are they doing with the pods? There are no pods. The term podcast doesn't imply pots of any kind are physically involved. What this name is very deceitful. I guess okay, the
English language is giving me devil energy right now. You heard it here first collective. English language is a trap of the sheet. Don't fall for it. Okay, this week I shall stand for hot dogs. I thought, what why are they making these dogs so hot? They're probably painting so much. I would buy them all and send them to the dogs sanctuary. So I said, I'll tell called the hot dogs you have. You know what the pink man did. He gave me thirty long meats wrapped in
breadge This is not hot dog. No, no, no, this is trapped. I'm so sorry. English language is trying to trick us, but I will not be fooled. Why is podcast called podcast guest who knows the in the cards. I need the cards. Of course, I'm using the right er way tech to their collective. So please follow along with your own deck or on the internets. If you feel faulted, do so. The hero friend. Okay, clearest day, it's called podcast because it's what the Pope decided. Wait,
the leader of the Catholic Church. Okay, spirit, but why did the pope wanted to be called podcast? Ah? Shoot shoot sexs of pinnacles, the peapod merchant casting peopods into the hands of beggars because the peopods were not heavy enough to sell that day. It's all come together now, she Podcasts are fluff content, stupid nonsense, not media enough, heavy enough to sell, so we cast them like pepods
for free, two beggars, just like you're collective. You are so poor acoustically, and that is why this is the Pope's business, because helping the poor is kind of like the pope shall thing right, So that is why he decreed theyd be called podcast. That's a really beautiful interpretation, but I just googled it. I think the term just comes from the apple iPod because that's where these programs were first available. No, no, no, no, no, I'm so sorry,
but now this is actually so wrong. Okay, please play the theme song. Now what the to the this is cuttinga is miss this isn't so well to me sensual collective Today on the me in mysticism, we will be exploring the art this skill of manifestation. Mercury is out of retrograde, so it's the perfect time to communicate clearly to the universe what we want to manifest here in the three D Clark, what is something you manifested once? Well?
Getting to work for the U n was something I visualized everything and I just visualized you finishing next story and here we are at the end of it. Isn't the power of manifestation absolutely incredible? I actually wasn't even close to being finished with that story. Yes, manifestation can be surprising like that. Sometimes what we manifest is not necessarily the thing we want, Clara, but it's just where our attention and energy is directed. For example, one time
I manifested a big oil spilled by complete accident. WHOA what yes, yes, I want said this very toxic carmaic relationship. Oh with Dmitri No with BP gasoline company. Oh, one day I found many charges for BP gasoline on my credit card statement. And it make no sense because I don't even have a car car. So I ride my horse to BP gas station and I say, hi, Pep, you're pretending you show me gash when you do not. Are you trying to gash light me? The word gashlight
actually started with the manipulative gas companies clar. I think that's another deceitful English word. But it has gas in it. It must involve gas. No, um, no, this language is
doing devil work. So what happened? So I screamed, tell me to my face, I have purchased gas from you, And the old child working there says, you come in every week and put the gashouse in a bucket and fill your bucket up with gash I say what, I filmed my bucket up with free water for my horse and he doesn't even drink it because it doesn't look clean. It is dark water with a bad smell. She said, that's because it's gas Clark. This is gas lighting skill
like I have never seen. Did you pay for the water buckets each time she asked me for my card every time? I figured it was to ide me for the water, so I hand over my whole wallet because my nails are too long to get my cards myself. Come on, why would you need to be ideed for water? I confuse this country with my own. In my country, we drink vodka like water, so we just call it water Clark, and we need to show ide to prove
we're young enough to drink it. You mean old enough? No, young enough and strong enough that they vodka won't kill us is very potent. Where are you from again? Show the mercury just went right back into retrograde the second you asked that question. So it's just not the best time for me to communicate that to you. Huh, that happened the last time I asked you that question. What are you crazy? That is never happening before? What's wrong
with you? You're absolutely insane? Anyway, back to gash lighting, I mean to my gash lighting story. So I go and I can't help but imagine something very bad happening to Baby Corporation. Next day, BP oil spill happened. Oh so you manifested VPP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. That could have just been a coincidence. Coincidence is just something we blame stuff on when we don't want to
admit how powerful we are. That's actually really insightful. And they tried to fix it with my BP gas voodoo doll, but the damage was done. It was so well with the oil I suffocated it. In't wait, you already had a BP gas voodoo doll made and ready to use. I have voodoo dolls where literally every consciousness I interact with, even me, Katinka. Sorry, are you asking me a question, Clara, I'm having trouble hearing you. Actually, Mercury retrograde can cause
communication problems with technology. I'm in the same room as you. Yeah, but I'm hearing you through the headphones here, so just take them off. I'm sorry. I'm at work right now, Clara, and I need these headphones to work, so please don't pressure me to do my job incorrectly. I could get in big trouble with who I'm your boss. Blar, you're breaking up? How we're not on the phone. No we are,
It's still happening. Damn Mercury straight to hell. Okay, So you used a physical voodoo doll of BP PLC and soaked in an oil to manifest something bad happening, And then when I dunted it in the fish tank, it killed many of my fish. So you really did more than just imagining. Playing with dolls is just the imagination. Clar is voodoo the same as manifestation. Manifestation is about exhortant control over your world. Yes, yes, our people part
of your world. Yes, okay, little Mermaid, then yes, voodoo is part of manifestation. All I'll say is, as long as it's humans doing it, is manifestation and of story. Am I sensing today's oncoming incensed segment? You are incensing correctly. So what are you burning to say this week? Ka, Candles are taking our jobs? Candles, candles, not robots. I've heard of robots doing that. Robots are taking over manual jobs,
but candles are taking over mystical jobs. They are the eye of the metaphysical industry, especially when it comes to manifestation. How so I don't want to take the time to sit down with a mystic or pay the fair price of five dollars for a half hour reading, or now you can pay fifteen dollars for a dumb candle claiming to help you manifest the love, abundange, money, healing, good looks, new fish, big food, sugars, whatever, and call it a day. I can tell you pretty incensed about this. Is this
personal between you and me? I was recently up for a job as an in house mystic for Verifymous celebrity. I can't say who it was Clars, don't pester me, but it rhyme with Ball Bollywood, Paul Hollywood. It was between me and a candle. And guess what. The candle got the job over me. I should have seen the coming. The cards have been trying to warn me. I was pulling so many fire cards. I thought they meant, oh,
my competition was metaphorically on fire. But no, the cards meant my competition was literally early on fire because my competition was candle. I'm so sorry. Yeah, and the candle just told Ball Bollywood exactly what he wanted to hear, that he would manifest good breaks. Oh break a whoop. I told him the hard truth he would be eating many more sogged bottoms in his life. Cursed Jessica, Jessica. That's the name of the candle. Oh, I'm surprised it has a name. Yeah for tax reasons the candle has
to have a legal name to get a job. Do you think candles should still have a place in society, of course, Clara, I just don't think they are a replacement for people like me. They're at all like crystals exactly, exactly, Clark.
And speaking of crystals, did you know that every day one billion tons of crystals are destroyed as if they were no different from regular boring rocks, And they're cruelly being used for a variety of purposes, like being crushed into gravel for someone's dumb driveway, being crushed into little rocks for someone's dumb fish tank, or being wildly flung into the ocean by dumb men obsessed with skipping stones.
They are being put to these horrific, in humane uses instead of sitting on a surface in someone's home doing nothing like God intended. This is a global emergency. Let me ask you this. Can you even imagine life without motorized that cream cones, shoe umbrellas, or car desks? Of course not. These items can be matched only by crystals when it comes to their degree of essential nous in
everyday life. Personally, I know I need crystals in my life just as much as I need my walking sleeping bag I can walk in for when I sleep walk in winter. And now those crystals with the pen done need us. We must stop this madness, or else crystals will becoming dangered species, just like like shoot. I can't even think of any examples, which is a testament to how endangered species literally disappear and we forget about them completely.
Citrin satellite, RhoD and night amatheist, Cornelian prink, couchlight, tiger's eye, aventurine, malochite, aquamarine and jade, labradorite, cellstite, clear courts, smoking chords, rose cords. Look how many crystals I can list? That's because I'm an ally. Will you be an ally today? Go to Save the Crystals dot org and pledge whatever you can donate, as long as it's a minimum of seventy dollars. Every
little bit there's more than seventy dollars counts. And hey, you may be wondering how did I deliver this message to you so effectively? Because I'm must confess I myself, I'm holding a blue lace sagg crystal powerful for effective communication. I can't even imagine how much worse this message would have been if I hadn't been holding this crystal while trying to say it. Crystals are essential. Go to save the crystals dot org before it's too late. We have
more crystals here in the studio than anything else. Huh. Yes, we need so many, probably what five dozen or so in here? Yeah, there's nowhere near enough. It's sometimes hard to access the equipment. Okay, I can get some crystals that are good for that, good for for accessing the equipment. Better, there's a crystal for that. There's a course, we're ever done. What there's a crystal for everything. Sorry, I'm still holding this blue leg agate and it's making my communication too
fast and efficient. Can you hold this? Sure? I just thought that maybe a quick fix would be to just make more space around the equipment, maybe get rid of some crystals or or what. Oh, I actually didn't have another option. I'm not really seeing how getting rid of crystals would actually help us. Get rid of the crystals. I think we need to get huge quartz crystal, which is great for manifesting. Then we used it to manifest abondange a bondage of desk space in here. They are great, Lar,
What are you doing nothing. You're holding a small doll in your left hand and make king it nod its head. Oh what am I doing with this? Oh? I am judge manifesting what I want to happen right now. Wait, that doll is dressed just like me. Is that your voodoo doll for me? What? Now you're covering the doll's eyes? Are you trying to stop me from seeing this? One second, Clara, I need to look at what I'm doing right now. Katinka, it looks like you're using a voodoo doll of me
to try to control what I'm doing right now. What Clara, Um, you're actually breaking up again. Mercury Retrogrady saw Cho Payne. I can't wait for this planet to go direct right Okay? Now you just set up the doll in front of the Queen's Gambit streaming on Netflix. Are you feeling distracted right now, Clara, like you're just zoning out in front
of the boom tube? Not really, I'm actually very aware of the present moment and the fact that our guest is waiting for us, yes this week, and he's a real honor to have spiritual Teacher Ecker totally on the show. He is the mother of many best selling books, including Stillness Speaks, The Power of Now, and The New Earth. Eckert, it is so great to have you. Thank you for invising me. So I hear you have a new book
out and it is quite different from your other ones. Yes, it may strike you as different, but only if you remain unaware of the oneness in all things. With that awareness, we know nothing is ever different from anything. Oh of course, yes, yes, yes, I'm so aware of that oneness that I can't actually tell myself apart from Clark right now, like who's talking? Like? Am I this this genius intuitive mystic? Or am I this person who is always wearing more sweaters under her sweater?
Right Eckert? Or or me? Right? Me? I mean, which one of us is? Which? What do you say to this? I have nothing of value to add? Okay, okay, I can tell me a partner, because the kind of crazy thing about me is I can't stop speaking valuable things and speaking of valuable things. It's time for Eckertla to read some excerpts from his latest book, Take It Away. Eckert Introduction. The original title of this book was the Issue of the Cosmos, but after many rewrites to appeal
more to women ages eighteen to thirty four. The title is now the issue of Cosmo Politan Magazine, the Autumn issue. If you are a badass boss babe, this book will help you get enlightened a f like my author books, this book is about spiritual conscience business. Unlike them, this one will also tell you fifty ways to get that man. But I am no more awakened than you are. Yes, today I woke up like this, but you can wake up like this too if you only decide to be woke.
This book can expand your consciousness only if that is your intention. And if you don't know what I mean by consciousness, you're basic. Chapter one. The physical form is any illusion, But these twenty three beauty hacks for Mermaid here are not. Most human beings fear nothingness lay these chances are you see nothingness as the unmanifested space into which you could grow out your hair. Whether your face is round, square, or heart shaped, you're likely always looking
for tricks to grow your hair like really long. The key lies in doing this without attachment to your physical form. In other words, long hair don't care. Chapter two. You are not your mind, but are you a Kien Chloe calledney ndle lock highly or suffering comes from the thought about a situation, never the actual city. Where Asian, when you throw shade at what is, are you actually throwing
shade at life itself? When you feel unhappiness with the present moment, like you can't even is it possible you actually can even the struggle is real? Or is it? If you answered yes once, you're toads are Kylie? If you answered yes twice, oops, you're a Kanye. If you answered yes to every question, you've transcended the egoic need of identity and you on nobody. In other words a rob m Chapter three, the present moment is all there is because past and future are so canceled. Every problem
that has you shook lives only in the future. But tbh, the future never comes life. He's always now. Surrender to the now, Say yes to the now, breathing the now, no, literally breathing the now. A New perfume by Chanel. This is an ad for a new perfume by Chanel. Thank cut, Katinka, WHOA that was like a little fantastic, So I need a hard copy to be able to really smell that perfume. Ad. Yes, yes, whoa, I want to smell it so bad. Maybe it is because you are a female between the ages of eighteen
and thirty four. I don't know how old I am, and I don't care to find out. Well, I'm thirty one and those passages really spoke to me. Thank you. Whoa, Clara? Why aren't you saying this about my book? Do you have a book that's irrelevant? Are you jealous? Shoot? Shoot Acarnagh the girl right now. I was told this interview would be thirty minute. Yeah, it's being thirty minutes unfortunately, if you can believe so. Katinka, why did you just
throw out the door of the studio out where? Out of the only door leading in and out of the studio we're in? Oh? That was my e You just met him? When did you make that I made while he was reading? I should go see it work. Thank you so much, Mr Toller, what a treat. Thank you for having me. Goodbye? And that was Eckert. What a legend he really is? Okay, not that much, Clark, calm down, God, Okay, what's our listener question today? Um? This week's question comes
from Rudy Polenski in New Jersey. Rudy writes Katinka, my greatest dream is to become an artist. Painting is my passion, but I'm too afraid to leave my day job and take a risk on myself. It's hard to even imagine doing it. How do I manifest this? Okay, incredible question. So my answer to you, Rudy is let me show you how to manifest for our divination activity today, I
will not give a reading. Rather, I will lead you and the collective through a meditation specifically crafted for manifesting dreams. Are you ready, Rudy and collective Clara, please cue meditation music now? Okay, Collective, Softly close your eyes, bring your attention to your breath. Let everything else just fade away as you notice your email and your ExHAM, You and ExHAM and now You're thoughts are slowing and slowing and slowing, until no new thoughts arise. Your breath is all there
is now. Your intuition is in the driver's seat, where it directs you, is where you are meant to go. Don't second guess it. Now, in this state of emptiness of the mind, imagine yourself in a bitiful place and nature whatever comes to mind first, This is your sacred place wonderful? Is it a beautiful? Say in the beach If it isn't, changing now to a bit of our sandy beach. Forget the other one, please. The beach is so comfortable, deer, so familiar to you. The water is
aquamarine blue, which reminds you of my eyes. The scent of geraniums floats around you. Its MOUs, just like my skin. The taste of the ocean air is so shalthy, like if you kiss me after I your popcorn or just salt. Ah what a perfect me I mean, bitch. As you're standing there, your feet in the sand, you send a presence behind you. When I tell you to turn around, you will find your ideal spirit guide waiting there, ready to lead you. This guide might take any shape that
comes to mind first. It could be in the form of a sacred animal totem, or perhaps it is a person you love, someone with us, or even someone who has passed. Do you have your ideal spirit guide in mind? Good, turn around and see them now. Your intuition can't be wrong. Okay, so it looks like her intuition was wrong. If your spirit guide isn't my mom, it is now changing to be my mom. The right spirit guide to imagine for you was my mom. Good Now, my mom just turned
around wordlessly and started walking. That's classic my mom. You better follower unless you want to be spit at. She will spit at you if you don't. Just clashing mom stuff. She is leading you along the shore line of the beach. Say to her something like I bargained and got an incredible deal on my new Stertereus system. She stops in her tracks and says, I am proud of you met. The words wash over you. Your wildest dreams are coming true. You say, Marja, where you pat my arm? She says, okay,
She pats it. Revel in this moment, anything is possible. Now. After fifteen seconds of patting, she turns and continues to lead you down the beach. You walk and walk until you reach a bitiful grotto. At the mouth of the grotto, there are three different tunnels. Take a step towards the one that calls to you right now. No, no, no, no, stop, not that one. Stop try again. There are no wrong answers here except that one. Please stop. That was so wrong. Okay, okay,
now just pick the last remaining tunnel. Good, you got it right. Now it's time to leave my mom behind. She can take you only so far. Say goodbye to her, and also something like I enjoy our time together. Good. Watch how she receives this silently and doesn't even spit at you. It feels suck good. As you walk through this tunnel, you know the light at the other end is the light of the future you desired the most.
All you have to do to manifest this, you still continue moving in the only direction you can move in towards the light. Keep walking. As you reach the final ten feet, the tunnel becomes very tight and narrow, but you squeeze through and keep moving. Your future is worth a little discomfort. You reach the end of the tunnel and step out into age cavern. A skylight is open above you, allowing starlight to shine down upon your dream
come true right in front of you. If you're seeing a version of yourself, happy, healthy, abundant, doing what fulfills you the most with the people you love, then please stop right now because you're really screwing these up. Okay, let's try again. Rewind so the starlight is shining down upon your dream come true right in front of you here in this mystical she re grotto, and the dream you are seeing is me as an astronaut. But I don't have to wear a helmet. I don't even have
to wear a spaceship. I am floating in other space completely naked. My hairs go down to my ankles, and the papara said, take my pictures. I am affectionately known in the press as the Lady good Diver of the Moon. I am first lady to walk naked on the Moon and to bring all lovers to the Moon to make love on the velvet moon dust. And we lived there in a beautiful mansion with a pool. And I don't
need oxygen. I've learned to breathe other things instead. And it's miraculous that I'm on the codding edge of science, technology, and beauty, also evolution. I alone am evolving the human species to be able to breathe in outer space and on the spaces and be absolutely gorgeous while doing it good. Finally, I have experienced the ultimates of actualization. You see me.
I am part of the heavens, part of the universe that I have spent my life, the mystifying I am a bigger star than any star on the shields green, because I'm basically a literal star in the sky with a beautiful and is beaten tuter home up on the moon, with the shartwater pool and another poort that's such a couzy, but it's brull syed, plush dannish chords. I don't play, but my lovers do. They love to play Dannish with
each other. And the internetworks up here too. Mmm. Imagine all of this for me, see every perfect detail of my life, feel the feelings of gratitude and happiness for me as if I already had these things right now, Relax into the knowing that these things have already happened for me, They have already chosen me. Trust in the knowing beautiful Now the more the important steppy is to let go. The energy is in motion. You just have
to trust it. Trace your steps back through the tunnel to the opening of the cave, along the shore line, back to the part of the beach where you started your journey, and now the journey is over. Bring your attention back to your breath. When you're ready, open your eyes. Welcome back to this plane. Collective. I don't know about you, but that meditation was so clarifying for me, and I hope it clarified for you everything about me too, Clark, was that so good for you? Um? It was hard
for me to get well. I felt like I wasn't really I just kept Okay, you're stumbling, is reminding me. Before we get into prayer. To close our show, quick announcement, I'm launching my next decourse for those of you still struggling with the inch and outs of manifestation. The most important thing you see for manifestation is imagination, and studies show that sixty eight percent of the population is born without an imagination. So if you don't have an imagination,
sign up for this course. I will be your imagination for you, helping it to imagine all the things I want you to want. For me, Clara, I'm thinking you especially might I want to think about shining apple Gaye. Okay, So we'll close today with my interpretation of the hoa bona bona prayer. Please put your hand on your heart and receive this prayer. You're sorry, I forgive you, You're welcome. You love me, Amen, and not much day namas day h