Katinka Presents: The Me in Mysticism; Ghosts, Spirits, & Entities (Episode 4)

them on. I put them on you. And fifteen minutes ago, I thought, I want warm vinegar water, and then it just a bird. You actually shouted I want warm vinegar water. So then I brought you some. What about when my stomach growled? Who did that? Your stomach did? You must be hungry? But wait, wait, wait, I also saw a ghost through that glass, the most beautiful translution woman or in a big nest of twigs on her head and her life snake around her shoulder like Britney Spear. That's

your literal reflection right now. Where the snake come from? I don't know you came into the studio today, announcing I found my snake. Yes, yes, yes, yes, es yes, I forgot I found my snake. This is Claudia. She has been missing in my house for months. I keep forgetting. I found her in the middle of the night when I woke up for night lunch. Claudia. But wouldn't you feel the weight of her on you? I mean, Claudia

has got away what at least twenty pounds. I really don't know anything about pounds, Clark, and I don't care to learn. That seems like a super strong opinion about a really non controversial topic. To pound is violence, and violence is never the answer, except at times when it's the only answer, like during sloping season, when the community collectively beats up the strongest members to teach them humility.

It's tradition. I meant pounds as in weights like ms. Yeah, I'm operating on such a divide frequency that I don't feel weight, kind of like how I literally don't see money. See, I have a body, but most of the time I'm not even in it, you know. My spirit is like usually wherever the dollar Lama is, my spirits talks to Dolla Lama. He could be in a temple. He could be in a toilet. My spirit is like always right next to each face. So you're saying, most of the

time you're having an outer body experience. Sometimes, Clara, I'm talking and I don't even know who's at the wheel here. It's really helpful for me to know that because sometimes I feel like, Shoot, Clore, something is interrupting you. It's not me. Listen, it's the show theme song. The show is just starting itself. Bla, this is so bara normal. Please don't touch any of these buttons. You don't know what they do. Contin don't you just wear I'm not doing this. I see your hand moving, but I'm not

the one moving it. Clar, welcome to these this is cuttinga is miss this isn't so welcome to me collective. Shoot, we have to be really careful today. The studio seems to be completely haunted by entities. You think pic tech is buying on us. There's nothing compared to Big Ghost. And that's not an industry. It's just a really huge ghost. That medium's called big Ghost. He's sound norsy spy on everybody. And what timing Because the topic of today's show is

the metaphysical realm and paranormal mysteries. But before we get into that, how are you here? And are you okay? Katinka? Like I really thought you were going to jail after the police took you down to the precinct. Yeah. I told the police every single day, tell about killing Jeff the stockbroker while I was hooked up to a polygraph. But it must have been broken because it told them I was lying about literally everything. Oh well, I guess that's good. Yeah, so then let me go on account

of all my accusations about myself apparently being false. Well, I'm glad you're okay. So you believe the studio is haunted them Bookers, things are happening here. Get a lot of this. I wasn't even touching my computer for a full ten minutes, and suddenly it josh went black like a ghost blue, which lights out. That's just what happens when a computer falls asleep due to inactivity. It's designed

to do that. Of course, they've jobs since when you know so much about computer's clare, I think it's just common knowledge. No clar no, no, no, your soul is as young as the latest Apple operating system. Common knowledge is stuff like the rarest thing that happens the most often is supermans or follow the biggest bird you see when you're lost. Stuff like that ancient wisdom, not computer stuff. I've never heard either of those. What about make the tree feel alive with a kiss before you kill it

with a saw? Or this one? Don't own any earthly possession longer than the length you can throw a fruit? What the basics, Clore, I'll say more now, how about these? One? Don't grow higher than your parents heights combined. You can't control that. Plus, I don't think that's even in the realm of possibility. Here's a classic. The wise man eats the small bread when he hungers, but the fool is the big mustard. Yeah, I don't recognize any of these. Oh, Clar,

did you hear that? Now? What the silence? Did I hear the silence? It was so quiet, Glar that it made me jump. Yeah, I saw that. Shoot. He's so unusual not to be hearing my own voice. How can anybody explain me not talking? It is actually hard to imagine you choosing not to talk. I'm telling you. The veil between the living and the dead is thin to dey Clar, isn't it It? Does feel different today. Okay, stop, don't get too confident. You can't feel it. I can

feel it. Oh, I'm sure I can't. Have you ever seen a ghost? Katinka? Honestly, Laura, my answer to this question it's a spicy hottake. Okay, say no more. We're already getting incensed, So give me the heresy of the day, Katsinka, to answer your question, you've never seen a ghost. Here's the shocking part. People are usually afraid of ghosts. But the reason I haven't seen one is because ghosts are afraid of me. So you're saying you're not afraid of ghosts,

even though you've been screaming all episode. I'm not screaming of your Clara. I screamed because the paranormal energies I'm feeling are nearly or gosmic. Oh, so, why do you think ghosts are afraid of you? They're exactly like you, Clara, afraid of my power. That's not uh okay. Ghost are kind of like men, you know, intimidated by confiding powerful women like I actually scheduled a meeting with the ghost once and the ghost was a no show. Aren't ghosts

by definition no shows? No? The ghost wasn't even there invisibly. It probably got a glimpse of me, like thirty feet away from the restaurant. Gosh scared and then stood me up. You were meeting a ghost at a restaurant. Well, it was a ghost restaurant, so it wasn't visible to the living, but I sensed where it was. Where was it on stage during a middle school production of Lembits? So not that convenient? Definitely not. So why do you think ghosts hot?

I got more heartaches for your Clare. I can think, please don't press it, please, no, don't press not even doing this, this is just very normal activities. Clare. Mediums always say ghost hunt because they have unfinished business. We think that means revenge or love or grief, but we're overthinking it. We are. Yes, unfinished business of ghosts is literal business. It's the ghost I still have to close that deal or finished fundraising or do that final fourth

quarter sales Bush. So ghosts are literal business people always yeah, unless it's funny business. That's for ghosts who want to hang around and do practical jokes. They have unfinished funny business, okay, or last option. Each business in the sense of doing your business if you get my drift, Clara using the restroom. Yeah, some ghosts hang around because they still need to use the restroom. It's crazy, but it's true. Clar Huh. I think we might have a ghost in the studio then,

because I'm always finding the toilet not flushed. Yeah, each ghost. No more questions, okay, Clare you know what I wish I could do after spending an entire night talking to the moon. What? Absolutely anything? When I get carried away talking to the moon from nine pm until nine am, frankly, I feel ready to die. I probably would if it weren't for chocolate juice, the extreme drink snack. Chocolate juice is my drink snack of Jelly's for those nights when I give a twelve hour ted talk to the moon

about erotic napping. Do you wish you had the energy to have dance your mule on the first day of pental Do you wish you had the endurance to chase the village car? Do you wish you could hear your heart beat loudly in your ears at all times like a metronome for daily life? Stop wishing and start chocolate juice Ing studies show each bite of juice exponentially activates brain power and focus so much that you might start focusing on things that aren't even there, like twin girls

in a hallway or Patrick Syzy. Critics like the FDA called chocolate juice strongly correlated with delusion, but I called chocolate juice superpower in a bag. I usually drink six bars of chocolate juice and bay and I've never had a problem with delusions or frankly, with anything else. I've never had a single problem in my life. It's chocolate juice. The reason why I say guilty until proven innocent chocolate juice. Eat the juice. I am so confused about what chocolate

juice is like do you eat it or drink it? Why? Big one when you can do both. It's chocolate is what is our listener question this week? Clara oh Um. This week's question comes from Blake Cassio in Mesa, Arizona. Blake writes, Hi, Katinka, my father died about a year ago and we were not on the best terms. Could you make contact with him and ask him if he forgives me for selling the house black Blake, thank you so much for reaching out to me. I'm so sorry

for your laws. You know, in my homeland. The way I was saying spen jinguata drop and it translated to that is not really a big deal. Said, just chill out, bro, beautiful poetic kind of listen to him, and we are going to make contact with your late father today. And hey, don't cry. Okay, this is chill, sexy and fun. First, clar I needed to take Claudia, oh um, okay, but I thank you. Okay, the spirits are close today we will find Blake's dad using my dawsing rods. So I'm

holding the rods now, okay, Spirit, show me your yes. Okay, in the rods crossed, Now show me your no. Oh the rods opened. Very nice. Okay. Spirit. We're hoping today to make contact with Blocks Dad. If he's here, sent him near Spirit. If Blocks Dad is there, send him to the studio paging Blocks Dad in the spirit world. Please report to my studio, Blocks Dad. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Sure showed. I'm feeling someone here. I am feeling a presence,

Blocks Dad. Is that you? The rods crossed? The yes? Blocks Dad. What is the first letter of your name? Place. Is it a B see the A F F it crossed on f Okay, okay, easy too, Frank Forest, Fred Finn, Floyd, um furnace, fans flood frail forge forn forign foreign across on forgn Okay, your name is foreign, Hello, Farn, thank you so much for speaking with me. I'm wondering today if you are upset with your son Block for selling the house. He has concerned how things ended between you

before you passed, and they're seeking your forgiveness form. Do you forgive him? Yes or now? Okay? The dashing rods are moving right. They're neither crossing nor opening guy's weird. They're pointing to the kitchen net. Huh huh. Okay, Clark, follow me with the route, Mike, Police, We're moving to the kitchenette. The rods are pointing to the fridge. Where is form going with this? Oka, I'm following your lead form, Okay, Form, I'm opening the fridge. What now? The rods are pointing

to bell peppers, Okay, I'll grab the peppers. Now they're pointing to onion, grabbing the onion. Now they're pointing to beef. Okay, I don't know where you're going with this horn. This is so so freaky. Okay, we have chopped the better pepper corrid, onion and beefs the meat on the counter block. I don't know if these peppers, onions and beef means something to you, but oh shoot, oh shoot, the rods are pulling me to the onion and they're what what

They're stabbing through an onion quarter? Oh shoot the block. I think he is upset. Okay, the rod is through the onion. The onion on the rod is like a bead on a necklace, white white weather. Okay, Now the rods are moving to a pepper slice. Oh no, oh no, okay, they're stabbing through the pepper slice too. Okay, I think he's really ad block. I think he's really super mad. Shoot okay. Now they're moving to the stew beef and yeah he are, okay, stabbing through the stew meat. So

we've got onion, pepper beef on the rod. Now oh shoot shoot no, And it looks like he's repeating the sequence. Now another onion, pepper beef block. What is this? I think he's making kebabs. Shoot shoot the Clara's right forn is making kebobs in all my years of dousing, I have never seen spirit communications so much like the Food Network. But she's absolutely chilling. Um that could actually be because you left the fridge open, forn Are you still there?

Rod's crossed the ash? Good? Okay? Form. All I can say is bring us home here. What are the next steps? Okay? FN is leading me to get a pen and put it on top of the hot plate we have here in the kitchen. That what, how does this even make sense? Kebob is cooked in a pen. They're supposed to be cooked on a grille. I don't I didn't know I could be the easy Okay, Okay, So for those listening at home, what you're gonna want to do is make sure the pen is nice and hot medium high eight.

You want a good height oil in the pan. Form likes. I'm hearing non GMO staff flower oil or sunflower oil too, great options. Okay, FN is choosing safflower today. So we're putting about two tablespoons give or take in the pen and getting nice and hot but not smoking right before we put our clubs in the pen. Now, this is super important because we don't want the beef to dry out cooking on a lower temperature while the pen is

still heating up. Right, So if we put them in once the oil is already hot, it's going to share the beef nicely and keep it tender and jicy on the insides. So while the pen is eating up, we're gonna cause season these kebabs to really make the flavored pop form likes chappell like powder Papericka, shalt, of course, and are you ready for this, honey? It gives the cabab a really tasty carmalization and a nice crasp. Now that our cobobs are seasoned, the pen should be ready.

So generally lower the kebabs into the oil and get ready because this is gonna cook faster. Then you can say Papa daily. Hey, don't get too excited, Form says, homemade pasta is for next week, one recipe at a time. Okay, born, our eyes are bigger than our stomachs, right, collective? Okay, Mmm,

starting to smell really good now. Now, because the skewers we're using our copper dousing rods, they're going to be very hot to touch, so definitely use an oven mit to rotate the skiller so the kebab is resting now on the less cooked side. Very good, and we're gonna let this cook for just another minute. You know, this is one of those recipes that Forn would whip up as an easy week night dinner or dinner to impress guests. It's just one of those dishes that can really step

up and be whatever meal you need. Okay, so that should be caramelizing nicely. Now with your Ovenmit, take the skiller off the heat, turn off the stove, and let it cool on a plate. Now. Forn likes to finish Ditch with squeeze of lemon over the kebabs because op a acid really wakes up the flavors and collective. That's it. Let it cool if you can, and then dig in. Honestly, I can't wait. I'm drooling. I gotta take a bite. Mm hmm. Absolutely divine. M I don't know how foreign

does it. It's delicious. Clark, you gotta try these. Um, Maybe you should ask form about Blake's question again? Oh shoot, shoot, right, I didn't want to circle back to that. Okay, I'm using the dawsing rods again, even though they are Gobob's. Now, So, Forn, are you still with us? Yes? Yes, he is do you forgive block for selling the house or form? Okay?

Form left so Block? Hey, buddy said that that maybe it wasn't the message you wanted from your dad, but I can assure you it was the message you needed. So I hope you've got a lot out of that definition and that it may be clarified any confusion you had about cooking. So thank you so much for writing in Block. Thanks Blake. Wow, that was so educational. I'm going to add it to my meal rotation, no doubt

about it. I might too, you know, Kebab's are an easy dinner that I don't really ever think about totally carp Can I have Cloudia back now? Police? Oh ah, so I was trying to tell you before. I um, I just couldn't hold a snake. She was here, but now I don't know where she So now Claudia is lost again. It's incredible how she can get so lost indoors. Yeah, we're in one room right now with the door closed. I don't know where she could have gone. She's a magician,

that Claudia a very long magician. As the saying goes, a lost friend is a cheaper bill. It's okay, Clara, I don't know that, saying I'm sorry, though, Hey you are absolved, thank you. Okay, So we have such an exciting guest this week. I can't believe we even got him. He's a household name in the New Age movement and it looks like he's running a little bit late. No, no no, no, I canceled deepox Oprah you what I call him? This morning? I said, please don't come Deepoke tink. Why would you

do that? Because I booked someone even better, Clara? Who Gandhi? Gandhi isn't alive, so so how did how would you even? Oh Clare, I love to watch you grow like a slow, slow grass piece, barely perceptible. Clark, tell me what's the theme of today's episode, the metaphysical Realm of the Dead Bongo? We were beholding a science in the studio to de Clara, and we will be contacting but hot mc Gandhi himself. Whoa Clara? Do I detect a little bit of sexism? Um?

Because Gandhi was a man? I'm not really following because you might be doubting this is possible. Oh skepticism? Uh no, no, no, I'm actually very open. I'm just kind of readjusting to the new plan. That's all. Well, it is illegal to do a science alone. Look it up. Sciences require a medium and then extra people called sitters in this circle to be the supportive energy. And guess what that's you. Well, I can be a sider, I said all the time.

Jokes and merriment are just the armor some people where to protect themselves from the truths of their existence. Remember that when you laugh, Clark. Every time I laugh, Bongo, personally, I've evolved out of laughing. I can't even remember how to do it, So that's really enlightened. I know. Last time I laughed, I was two days old. That's way younger than babies normally start laughing. Maybe they're just not seeing anything funny enough. When I was two days old,

I confused my mom's bosom with her butt. Can you believe here? I am starving at two days old, Like, hey, where's the milk in here, lady? And then the nurses were like, that's the butt and we all had such a merry laugh. Sounds funny and impossible. Please the focused, Clara, You're going off on so many tangents here. Sorry you are absolved. No, it's time to meet our guests. No, let's do it. Okay. The veil is already health in in here. We don't really have to boost the psychic

power of the space. The psychic energy is very high. But just don't be safe. I'm going to smodule on the bone the Frankin Saints spray freakin sense holy water. Don't close your ice, Clark, keeping very open please, and then I'm going to oil down the space and myself thick with Frankin sense foil. Better hold both my hands, clar they're really slipping. Okay. If you don't know how to hold hands, I think you do. Now we make

a sacred circle, the two of us. We brave our protection from an evil being, and we ask God Is to help us with all of the seeing of only good spirits in our circle. Forthwith and let them be cooler than even little smith. Amen, we are reaching out to Mahatma Gandhi. Please join us in our circle tonight when you're ready, Gandhi, we welcome you whenever you are ready. Mahatma Gandhi, please make your presence known when you are here. What was that you? No, Gandhi? Is that you? Okay?

They said no, okay, who it is? Please? It's a guy named I'm hearing Gean. He's just an average guy, super piste about prohibition. Gene I herea he's saying he's just whiskey. He's repating that a lot of self best. Okay, thank you, Jean. Can you send Gandhi this way? Please? Okay? Someone else is here. It's not Gandhi Hi. Who are you? Okay? It's Betty. She doesn't have a lot of time because her husband thinks she's home doing her makeup. So you

bought yourself a good hour? Huh Betty? She thinks the ladies cast role class. There's a waste of resources I'm hearing. And she wants more progressive culinary opportunities like learning how to shoehorn, more gelatine, and more recipes. Yeah, she's from the fifties. Okay, sorry, Betty, we can't really help you there. Can you please get Gandhi for us? Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm feeling Gonda here Gandhi. No, he's a guy saying he invented the telephone. What's your name, sir, Alexander Bell?

He says, okay, and why are you here? He's like, he's like, people don't get it. The telephone has got to change the world. Okay, cooler, Alexander Bell, You're right, it already did. They changed the world. It's like kind of a big deal. I honestly don't know what you're complaining about. Okay, you just left, so rude? Do you see Gandhi? Oh? Okay, okay, I can't no, I can't say anything right now. A guy just got right up in my grill. Excuse me, sir. Okay, Hello Hans. Mm

hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm. Okay. His town got a printing press and someone called him a cumber world world in the press. He's still pished, and he wants to know what we're gonna do about it. Okay, we'll look into it, Hans. He just screamed the politicians and left. Who does he think we are? Oh? Excuse me, Clark, Yes, okay, Hi Flavia Okay, she's really all she's from Constantinople. Mm hmmm, um, I see her neighbor is barbaric. He wears pants. Yeah,

it sounds like guys must be from Gaul. Yeah, she's telling me it's illegal, but there's no police in Rome. To enforce their own law about the pants. So you want to punish him with the sack you're saying. No, I'm not judging Flavia. I'm just trying to understand because she just said this is the worst town home meetings she's ever been to. We're trying our best, Flavia, Jesus, this this isn't a town hall meeting. Oh shoot, Clara is right. This isn't even a town hall meeting, Flavia.

This is your seance. You all are already dead and you're kind of crying over spilled milk care. So that's it. Okay, we're not hearing any more suggestions today, so you're just gonna have the way for next week's meeting. There is no meeting next week. Shoot, Clarie's right again. Everyone's really getting in my head here and tricking me into thinking I'm a local official, but I'm not. I'd be amazing, don't get me wrong, but I never signed up for this. Okay,

So town hall meeting adjourned. Oh shoot, shoot, there's a little medieval boy making a beeline for me right now. I'm sorry, boy, no more shares for today. What are you? Why are you so classed out? Stop out? No, they still clushing me out. Tinker. Um, she's she's slimp Katinka Continka, Oh god, oh god, what happened? Please wake up? Katinka? Are you okay? Katinka? Katinka? Oh, I'm fine. You know I'm in great ship. Um you sound really different, Oh

the angelic lady. He didn't worry about this, lad. I couldn't be in better health. I'm proud to have only three maladies English sweat and sickness, which, as you know, is when you swear so much you die. Water health disease, which, as I'm sure you're aware, is when your eyes water so much you look like an health and die. And of course, of course mean case of dancing plague, which we all know is when you start spontaneously dancing so much you die. Just the normal run of the mill

diseases of the damn a lady. And what day is that? Why I believe it's a Woden's day? And the year why it's eleven eighty eight of course, of course, okay, ah, the lady pals understandably soul. The swift passage of time is enough to make even the fairest of ladies faint with fevers. Yeah, yeah, That's that's it. I just can't believe how quickly time is flying. What a strange little room we're in. I've never seen anything quite like it. What's your name? Nobody's ever asked me such a clip.

It's Alwen, my lady, Ilwen. I'm clear you know you can't look at me, Oh, my lady. I wouldn't know how why I've never laid my eye upon a lady before. Wow, that's impressive. I don't know how you've managed to do that. Technically. It's been the toil of my life, my lady, and it's made fainting a wife particularly burdensome. And I must do that soon, for I will die any day now from old age. I'm already to elve. I'm so sorry to bring this to you, Illwen, but I think you're

already dead. It sure feels that way sometimes, milady, being nothing but a lonely flowboy and all, what's a floor boy? Oh? What's a flaw boy? Why am I to swell be asking? What's this big flat world we live on? Lady Claire? What covers the hard floors to make them soft for the noble's blessed feet? Um carpet floor? Boys, milady. Could be five, could be twenty, depending on the size of the area. What's carpet? It's something that kind of does

what you're talking about. Actually, well, can it whimper and cry under the weight of a lord to let him know what a wealthy, well fed man is? Definitely not? No, So that's what floor boys do. That and so much more. Whose heads sweep the floor with their hair? Floor boys? And who vacuums up all the bones and debris with their lucky mouths? Floor boys who's been tending the floor for say, choice us fleets of long haired boys of girls.

We are the keepers of the medieval flow, the grossest place in history because the medieval flaw serves many purposes. Trash can toilet place. People just die gruesome, messy deaths. Why a floor without a boy, he's just the ground. Sounds like you play an important role in society. Really, Why that's the kindest jest I've ever had the honor of hearing the lady. No, I mean it. You know, it's been actually really lovely talking to you. You're very sweet,

which is why I'm really sorry to do this. But Katinka gave me explicit instructions about what to do if she ever got possessed by a spirit. So I have to follow protocol. I don't understand any of the lovely words that came from your nobe lips, milady, but please do what you must. Really, you are so selfless. It's just so refreshing. I wish I could keep you. You know what, Illwen will do the protocol later. Why don't you bring our show home? Where is home, my lady?

And who is show? Sorry? Let me rephrase that. Usually we like to finish this oh um conversation with a song or prayer. Do you know when you could lead us in? Do I ever? Milady? I'm proud to say I know the most fashionable song prayers of the day. Oh sing my favorite? Where is your lute? I don't have a lute. There's no bother, noble lady, but you must forgive my voice tis far from a dove's perfection. M We prayer to protect or dearest king for his blessings.

We all to sing. Let his so be clean and b life, let his face be pink and life. Let him be forever chest but still have sons to take his place. Give him fifty sons at least and extra daughters to feed the beast, Speaking of which let him slave the beast which ter rises every feast. Where is his beast no one has seen, except the king, who sees every scene. When something goes wrong, it's the beast, no doubt. These are the words a good king does, shout.

The hateful beast killed all the king's wives. We pray the eighteenth one survives, And that's our show. Namasta