Don Saldivar Presents: Plea Deal or No Plea Deal (Episode 3)

game show because I treated my employees like garbage. It was a sexual harassment case, but I don't want to get into it tonight. Real people get the chance to experience the rile of the century. If they win, they walk away with one hundred dollars. First, let's beat our contestant. Welcome, Star, that's thank you, thanks for being here. Have you ever committed a crime? I do not want to say too much out front. Um legally, I am a little nervous about where that might put me to win that hundred?

What are you so concerned about hiding? Have you ever heard the term skeletons in the closet? Always every day? Anyway? Star, thank you for being here tonight. You're gonna be on the opposite side of the law. It's time to play plea deal or no clea deal. All right, let's get into it. Oh, you have committed a crime. Let's spin the wheel to see what crime that is? All right? Oh, satanic cult daycare. Well that's a tough one. All right. You thought you got away with your crime, but the

prosecution has presented these six mysterious pieces of evidence. You're not sure what these six exhibits mean, but your private investigator found out that three exhibits will actually exonerate you, but the other three exhibits will prove your guilty. Each round you'll get the chance to remove one exhibit, and hopefully, if you remove the right ones, you'll make the prosecutor look like Marcia Clark. All right, and after four rounds, if you're found not guilty, you win one hundred dollars.

But if you're found guilty of the crime you committed, you walk away with nothing and you will go to prison. Along the way, I'll be receiving calls from our lawyer in the booth, Mr Alan Dershowitz. At the end of each round, he'll offer you a plea deal. Then you'll have to decide take the plea deal or no plea deal. How does that sound to you? Sounds great? I'm ready to go. All right. Then let's get into it. All right. The prosecution has six exhibits. Three will exonerate you and

three will prove you are guilty. The exhibits are a cholo, you're signed confession, a gun, your laptop, one pube or a brand new car. All right, you got six exhibits right in front of us, star, How are you feeling one jump out to You want to get it right out of the way. You're worried about it? Yes, one did, But I don't know if I I don't know if I want to like tell you what it is right now, or if I hold onto that information talking through. I have no sway in the game whatsoever. It's all up

to you. Now. We got a cello? Okay, that one actually really popped out at me, though I don't I don't know what that is. What does that mean? Clo? A cello? They typically leaned side to side. Um, it's uh typically a Latino person who is uh maybe a tougher, a tougher sort of gentleman. All right, thank you, for explaining, man, I'm being I was being sincere. Uh yeah, okay, So do I choose out of all of those or it

can remove one. I can remove a cello, your signed confession, a gun, your laptop, one pube or a brand new car. So three of these will hurt you, but three of these will help you. You want to remove the ones that will hurt you and those feeling like you've got to get that out of here. Okay, all right, I want to. I want to I'm gonna get rid of the I'm gonna get rid of the laptop. I want to get rid of the laptop. I'm gonna get rid of the laptop. Get rid of the laptop. Alright, let's

see what that piece of evidences. They seized your hard drive and although they couldn't find anything directly related to this case, they did find some horrible, unspeakable things. This doesn't look good for you. Incriminating, all right, So you removed an incriminating pieces of evidence. Wow, that is exciting stuff. Wow. How do you feel that, star? I feel really good about that. Yeah? Good, you knew what was on your laptop? What give us a little taste what was on that laptop? Star, Um,

can I be honest? I have a lot of Oh you can hear that. That's the prosecution calling now hello Mr Dershowitz. No, no, no, I love you. Uh huh uh huh okay, that's star. Mr Dershowitz is offering you a plea deal of thirty dollars. Thirty dollars. Take this plea deal or no plea deal. You decide. I'm gonna say no plea deal. I want to. I want to, I want to. I want to roll the dice a little bit. Yeah, alright, no plea deal. Al Right, exciting stuff, you know. I start I'm wondering, do you know anybody

who's a lawyer? Yes? So actually I'm gonna answer that enthusiastically. I just moved in with two lawyers and before before this, I asked them, I said, you got to explain to me what plead deal is, like, tell me give me some advice. What did they say? So? Are they good and or cheap? You know? I I would highly recommend both of them. It's really good to know. I'll probably ask you for their cards later, best Star. What what

is a plea deal? What? Okay? So yeah, let me let me see if I can so a plea deal. Let's see the advice that that she, my roommate, gave me. She said, the more that you have committed the crime, the less you want to admit that you did it. So of course you know, right, So she said, this is not legal advice, but it's just you know, that could get her in trouble. But she said, you know, feel free to use that. So and what's her full name? Yeah, all right, I'm gonna take that as a pleading the fifth.

But you didn't take the plea deal. Oh right. That means we're going into round number two. Exciting stuff, exciting stuff that star all right. So you removed the laptop, all right, So now we're back to it. You've got five exhibits in front of you. You're going to remove one. You still have a cholo, your signed confession, a gun, one pube or a brand new car. Light up every time you say that three of these will help your case, two of these will hurt it. What are you thinking?

All right? Um, I'm thinking I'm leaning towards signed confession because I was not in a good place when I wrote that, or and was I felt a little pressured into it. I'm not gonna lie, and I honestly I didn't feel good about my signature. It wasn't my best John Handcuff. A good reason is anything. So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with the signed confession. You're going with the signed confession. You're going to remove your sign confession. Alright,

Let's see what that piece of evidence was. That was a wild Saturday night. You went to a bar and drank so much. You signed a full confession to an undercover agent. But here's the thing. You signed the confession on opposite day. The evidence is inadmissible. Oh, that was an inadmissible piece of evidence. Star, That is unfortunate. That would have totally helped your case, totally helped your case to to to get How do you feel about that? I'm so mad? Little did you know that signed confession

would be inadmissible? Wow? Star, you know what that sound means. I gotta I gotta take this. Mr Derschwitz. I know I know I was thinking about you too. Okay, okay, all right, all right, I'll tell Star. All right, Mr Dershwitz is offering you a plea deal of forty dollars forty forty as a plea deal, plea deal or no plea deal? A Star, I want to note, So I get this forty dollars, I can. I'm getting the forty, but then I might I have to go to trial. You get the forty, you walk away, but you won't

be able to get the full hundred. That's what you won't be able to Okay, So I won't be hundred dollars. That's what you want, and I might, you know, have to do. Okay, all right, I understand, I understand. Um, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say no, no plea deal, all right, no plea deal. Okay, Wow, exciting stuff. Star, You're really rolling the dice. We've got another round ahead of you. You've got four options left still at fifty fifty. Half of them will help you, half of them will

hurt you. Are you ready to hear them one more time? Here we go? So you know, I just remember off the top of your head. All right, No, I got it. I got here again. Your four exhibits left you to remove one. We've got a cholo, a gun, one pube or a brand new car. What would you like to remove? Star? Okay, I'm just gonna go with my gut feeling, and I'm gonna go with the pube. Do you want to remove a pube? You want remove one pube? I would like to remove just one, don't we All all right, Star,

let's see what that piece of evidence was. All right, this pube was found at the scene of the crime. But it's not a match. Let's just say your carpet doesn't match your drinks? Inadmissible? Oh that one was inadmissible. Star, Oh, that would have helped you. You would have made you would have made them look like complete fools if they try to try to connect that pube to you. That is unfortunate. How do you feel? I feel great. I'm

not gonna lie. I feel really good. I'm just going with my gut at this point, and I just I'm just trying to follow my heart and that that feels great. Well, Star, I'll tell you this. We are down to the final three exhibits. You can throw out two at the same time, but before we reveal which they are, you'll get one last call from Alan Dershowitz. So which two would you like to throw out? Star? Okay, you got a cholos,

a gun, or a brand new car. You're gonna throw two more of these out, and the whole case will ride at the one remaining exhibit. All right, So, um, I'm going to get rid of the chill and I'm also gonna get rid of god. You know, I just really feel pulled to like the gun at this in a good way or a bad way. I don't know what I've been pulled in all kind of way. Yeah, you know, I just I have a lot of you know, uh, sort of sentimental memories um around the word gun. Just

the word, just the word. I've seen in books things like that growing up, you know, learning and things like that in books on this show, as star, what are you going with? Do you want to remove or keep the gun? I'm going I'm removing those two. You're moving a clo and you're removing a gun. Okay, so you're gonna be left with a brand new car. So before we reveal which we're incriminating and which we're inadmissible, I'm going to take one final call from Alan Dershwitz. All right, hello,

Mr Dershwitz. I don't know what are you wearing. Oh well, sorry, we don't have time for this, okay, okay, huh Right, we're down to the final Okay, okay, Mr Alan Dershwitz is offering you two of these are incriminating and one is inadmissible. I believe. Yeah, yes, two are recruitating and one is inadmissible. You want the inadmissible one. If if one of the two that you threw away is inadmissible, you walk away with your dollars and you will go

to prison. So where you're at right now, Mr Alan Dershwitz is offering you a plea deal of thirty three dollars. Thirty three dollars. No, no, I don't. Honestly, I don't trust him. How dare you? He's Mr Alan Dershwitz. What's not to trust about Alan Dershowitz. All right, but you're gonna go no clean deal. I'm going to know. I'm going to know cle deal. I want to. I wanted to see how this way is. All right, let's see what we got. We'll start with a cholo. That's not

just any cholo. That's Sherlock Holmes. He's a legendary detective from the Bodio and he solved the mystery. His testimony would have definitely hurt your case for sure. That was incriminating. Okay, so you got one down, Star. You chose a brand new car and you chose to remove a gun. It all rides on this. I'll tell you a brand new car first. This car this was let me take that one again. I'm gonna tell you a gun first. Sorry, that's my gun. I don't know how it ended up

in there. That was inadmissible, which means, as Star, the one you were left with was the car scene fleeing the murder scene. Your DNA is all over it, and it's a tesla. Incriminating Star. Oh, you're walking away with zero dollars and you're going to prison. That is unfortunate. Luckily we have these the bailiffs right over here. They're coming in. Yeah, yeah, just go ahead watch watch a risla. But yeah, alright, Esther, how do you feel about the

way everything went down? I'm glad that it was a tesla. That's kind of like what I just I just feel good about that, um because even though everything's out there and I, you know, committed the crime whatever, like, at least in some way was connected with something that was good for the environment, of course, and it was good for Mr Elon Musk and that's important. I'm saving up my doge coin to buy a Tesla. But Star, oh this is unfortunate. Uh sorry, you're walking away with nothing.

But how about a hand for Star? Everybody? Oh wow, incredible stuff. Goodbye as Star and enjoy enjoy prison? All right, who's gonna please deal it next? Find out after this commercial break. Welcome back to Plea Deal or No Plea Deal. If you're just tuning in, I'm Don Saldivar and this show isn't based on any of my real life court cases. Let's meet our contestant. Welcome Daisy, Daisy being here, Thank you so much. I gotta ask, have you ever committed

a crime? Well, I'm a repeat offender of getting sixteen dollars worth of chickpea salad at the Whole Foods Hot bar and bringing it up bananas. Well, I love crime too, all right, Daisy. Now it's time to play plea Deal or No Plea Deal? Here we go. Oh, you have committed a crime. Let's spin the crime wheel. Killed someone? Not too bad? Not too bad? All right. You thought you completely got away with your crime, but the prosecution

has presented these six mysterious pieces of evidence. You don't know how these six exhibits will affect your case, but you've got word from your private investigator that three exhibits will actually exonerate you, but the other three exhibits will prove your guilty. Each round you'll have the chance to remove one exhibit, and if you remove the right ones, you'll hopefully make the prosecutor look like Christopher Garden. After four rounds, if you're found not guilty, you win one

hundred dollars. But if you're found guilty of the crime you definitely committed, you walk away with nothing and you will go to prison. As always, after each round, I'll be receiving a call from our lawyer in the booth, the incredibly talented Mr Alan Dershowitz. At the end of each round, Mr Dershowitz will offer you a plea deal and you'll have to decide plea deal or no plea deal. How does that sound to you, Daisy, Oh, I can't wait right all right? Then, let's just get right into it.

Round number one. The prosecution has six exhibits. Three will exonerate you and three will prove you are guilty. The exhibits are a finger painting of you committing the crime, and ariss isoton or glove, nanny cam footage, a shoe print, your diary and rapper takashi six nine. All right, Daisy, you can remove one exhibit. Which will it be? Um? Let's the isoton or glove is standing out to me because those don't have a great track record. Name one

way they don't have a great track record. Oh man I, um that's private. I'll tell you when you're older. Um. I just said my gun is saying that is a toner is not to be trusted. So you want to remove the heriss isotonor glove. Yes, all right, let's see what piece of epic that was similar to the glove O. J. Simpson famously tried on in court. This glove was found at the scene of the crime. You try it on and unfortunately it fits perfectly. If the glove goes on,

you must imprison. That is incriminating. All right, good removal there. That was an excriminating piece of evidence, Daisy, Well done on that. Oh that's the prosecution now hello Mr Dershowitz, Please, the pleasure is all mine. Uh huh uh huh okay, okay, Daisy. Mr Dershowitz is offering you a plea deal of thirty dollars thirty dollars plea deal or no plea deal. No plea deal, Mr Dershowitz, why not? I am having a

great time. Honestly, I kind of feel like I'm playing Oregon Trail a little bit, and I would like to keep going. Never heard of that the game were the concept? All right, but you're gonna go ahead and say no, please deal, Daisy, exciting stuff. We're going into a round number two. We've got five exhibits left, and you're gonna remove one. We've got a finger painting of you committing the crime, nanny cam footage, a shoe print, your diary or rapper Takashi six nine. All right, Daisy, you can

remove one exhibit. What do you feel Let's do I feel like I should go with the most obvious thing. The finger painting of me committing the crime would probably the smart one to get rid of. Why do you feel like that? Well, it's I mean, who painted it? Like I Why do they have such a clear image of it happening? These are the Yeah, I feel like that's a really big question and they're probably not great answers for me, So in my in my what's going to happen to me next? So I would really like

to get rid of that. All right, you're going to remove a finger painting of you committing the crime. Let's see what that piece of evidence was. You had a little too much to drink at a wine and paint night and accidentally painted yourself committing the crime. The painting also includes details about the crime only the culprit would know. And also the finger paint was has perfectly preserved your fingerprints which were found at the scene of the crime.

Oh wow, that was incriminating as hell, Daisy, and excellent removal. Oh how do you feel about that? How do you feel? I'm feeling great. Um. I've done those wine painting classes before and they are dangerous. Um certainly have done at a wine and paint night I've painted. I was dragged to one in Evanston, Illinois, where I was to paint the Northwestern Rock. And I did not go to Northwestern, so I don't know what that is. It's like that

made the rock Johnson, but from the Northwest. Yes, all right, Daisy, were I'm getting I'm getting. The phone's ringing right now. The phone is reading off the hook. I gotta take this. Mr Derschwitz Hey, no, no, you're good man. Yeah yeah, take take as much time as you need. What were you doing in the bathroom? Okay, okay, yeah, Daisy is waiting for a plea deal? Yeah yeah, okay, all right, here we go, Daisy. Yeah. After removing to incriminating pieces

of evidence. Mr Dershwitz is offering you sixty five dollars. Sixty dollars plea deal or no plea deal? Man. That sounds pretty good. But I'm gonna say no plea deal. How come? I'm feeling confidence, Um, I'm feeling maybe a little arrogance that I can keep I can keep it going for a little bit longer. All right, that's no plea deal. All right, Daisy, this is exciting. We're going into round at number three. You have four pieces of evidence left. One of these is incriminating and the other three.

If the other three remain, you will get off completely and walk away with one hundred dollars. How do you feel, Oh, I'm have butterflies in my stomach. Gross. All right, Daisy, your four exhibits left, You're gonna remove one. Your four exhibits left are nanny cam footage, a shoe print, your diary, and Rapper Takashi six nine. Daisy, you're gonna remove one exhibit? What do you want to remove? I'm going to remove

Rapper Takashi six nine. What What makes you want to remove Rapper Takashi six because I don't really want him involved in anything that has to do with me legally or the possibility of me going to jail or not going in prison or not going to prison. Um, he's not somebody I would want to be a part of that. Why well, he's not like the ice toneer Glove. He doesn't have a great track record either. Um have you heard Gummo? I was just it's my alarm in the morning,

wakes me up. SAME's all right, Daisy, you want to remove Rapper Takashi six nine. Let's see what that piece of evidence was. Despite knowing nothing about the case, Musician Takashi six nine was testifying a against you that was incriminating. That means the last three pieces of evidence are all inadvisible. Daisy, you have won one hundred dollars. You are not guilty. Oh how my child, Oh my god, I can't I mean, I really can't believe I want that. I'm feeling fresh,

I'm feeling great. Um wow, thank you so much. I just gotta learn to trust my divine female intuition. Congratulations, Thanks for playing Flea Deal or no Flea Deal. Thanks for having on everybody. Tune in next week or more.