Don Saldivar Presents: Cash Trunk (Episode 2)

all right, cool, I prefer quiet. It's actually hey, uh, you don't have one of those little TVs, one of the the cap TVs. Those are like my favorite, that's like my favorite part of the cap. Well, this isn't a regular taxi. Oh ship? Wait? Is am I on cash cap? Oh? No, ow, you're on cash Trunk. I'm gonna take you to your destination, but along the way,

I'm gonna be asking you some trivia questions. Each question is worth cold hard cash, but if you get three wrong, we will drop you off on the side of the road in a ditch. We're in Manhattan. There's no there's no dick. Don't slow me get a store. That's oh my god, that's down. Oh, son't worry. We're taking the scenic route to give you more chances to win some money. How does that sound? I don't want to do that. Hey, I'll walk, I'll walk and walk. It's cash trunk. First question,

books missed the turn. I'm gonna papa ue. Hey man, that's fine. You can ask you to market market alright. Question one in Stephen King's original Shawshank Redemption story, how much money does Andy Dufrain smuggle into prison via his butt? I've never I've never seen the movie. It's thirty years old and I haven't seen it. The movies older than me. I um uh uh fuck? Oh so close. You know what, if you need help, you have a lifeline. Do you

want to use your lifeline? I feel like you're struggling here. Yeah, all right, Well all you have to do is punch out that break light right there and flag somebody down. Thought I was gonna be. I'll ask them to roll their window down and they can help you answer the question. Go ahead and knock that brake light out, and I can trust you to do that. Like you're actually gonna ask him because I can't see. I can't see ship. Just go ahead and pudge that brake light out. Okay, Wow,

that next car really noticed that. All right, let's see, I'm gonna pull up to them. Uh No, we're just gonna keep driving here. Uh, they're just gonna drive right next to us. Let me see the roll under window, all right, all right, he's holding up his fingers to show the number ten. Now he's flashing them two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine ten. Oh damn. He drove off a cliff. But it seems like he was saying, where are they?

We're in Manhattan, driving you to your destination. Actually, I gotta pop a you you was it? Was it ten? Out? Was it ten tho dollars? That is incorrect? Oh it was one hundred dollars. Jeez, it's like you want to get dropped off in a ditch. I would I actually would prefer not. Alright, we're going on to question number two. That's strike one, But you got a question number two. God damn, the person in front of me is going too damn slow. Let me speed up real quick. Damn

ambulances in this city, I swear, alright. Question number two, sure, who cares. But what is the female gonad? You have multiple choice on this one, the uterus, the ovary, or the brain. Huh, don't and don't answer the nickname for for for dick and stuff. I don't have the answer to that right here. I'm just kind of going off the top of my head on these questions, unfortunately, just sort of making them up because I go along. Oh so close, Seriously, this ditch is getting closer and closer.

It was the ovary. It was the ovary. Oh so sorry about that. Oh, we're going on to a bumpy road. You know what that means. It's time for the off road round. No multiple choices, and it's a lightning round, so you have to answer quickly. But of course if you get three of these wrong, that counts as one more strike and you are out. Are you ready for the bumpy road round out? I'm gonna take that as always as a yes. All right, okay? First question, what is the square root of nine hundred sixty two to

the nearest integer? I'm gonna kill myself. Oh so close, thirty one? All right? Next should how do you pronounce the number thirty one in Latin? But they all went on so honestly incredibly close, trigging top unas, top unas. Alright, one more question, Joey. If you get this one wrong, we are kicking you out of this car. Do you understand? Yes, I truly can't tell that's a good or a bad thing at this point. Again, we're still on this bumpy road. To watch your head, please be careful. Wow, what a

bumpy road we've got here. It's it's causing all kinds of havoc. All right, Joey, here's your question. You gotta get this one right unless you want me to drop you off in this ditch, which it feels like you do. But here we go. What is the capital of the United States? Washington, Washington, d C. That's correct, all right, that is correct, all right, But we're gonna keep going. Of course, we still got quite a few questions. This

is a long, umpy road, all right, Joey. What is the square root of thirty one to the nearest hundred of a decimal? Uh? Uh uh five five five point three point three one pot close five point five six And unfortunately that is three incorrect answers. You're unfortunately still five miles away from your destination, which is actually further away than where you got picked up. Sorry about that. I think I took a wrong turn at some point. All right, thanks for playing. Yeah, okay, I don't where's

my phone on my phone? Oh? Sorry, I can't give that back to you. Can't ruin the sanctity of the game. So here we go. All right, Well we left that person in a ditch. Let's see who we're picking up next. After the break man, we're really out in the middle of nowhere. Huh hi, Hey, hey, where too? Um David Busters? Please? Sounds good? Just one sec. You're on past trunk? What is past trunk? Out? Rules are simple. I promise I'm taking you to your destination. On the way, I'm going

to ask you some trivia questions. Each question is worth ten dollars cash. If you get three wrong, I drop you off in a ditch. Does that sound all right to you? You promise, yeah, sure, why not? But you gotta get my trivia questions right on the way to your destination. Do you think you can handle that? Yeah? Alright? I love the enthusiasm. Okay, is this film? It's recorded, It's an audio game show. It's the hot new thing. Why do you ask? Is this a game show or

is this just like what you do? Well, it is what I do, and then somebody offered me a little bit of money to make it a game show podcast. I hear it's the hot new thing. Everybody's doing it. Codan O'Brien has what I believe. Oh cool, sound legit? All right, let's do this. I love the enthusiasm. Let's get into it. Question number one, Damn, I just ran over a cute little bunny there, alright? Question number one, No, No,

that was I'm pretty sure that was a bunny. Could have been a cap, but I'm fairly certain it was a bunny. Alright. Question number one. I didn't have time to celebrate this year, but International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women is around? What holiday? Got a multiple choice here? Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? And of course you have one lifeline if you need it. Let me know Easter, Thanksgiving or pay Day? Okay, I have a guest. I have a guest me through that. Can

you tell me about the lifeline? Yes, if you need help, you can punch that break light out and flag somebody down. Okay, Yeah, I think I'll just go with my guest. Um is it Easter, oh so close Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Elimination of Violence against Women Day is around Thanksgiving. I'm surprised you didn't know that, but okay, wow, that is that is strike one. That is unfortunate. And we have still a ways away to your destination. So there's a lot writing on question

number two. You know, I I can't really count that good. All right, we're going into question number two. Are you ready for it? Yeah? Here we go up. We're passing through a school zone with the speed up real quick. He alright. Question number two in the clotrus whatever that is was labeled by a French physician member on tool, which translates to what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ, or the old wives tale. Al Right, of course you still have a lifeline on the block. But I want

to hear your thought process here. Okay, well, I it's the first one that was member because you said like member, so those sounds similar. So that I think is my most educated guest. But I just really don't know like this would be a guest again. Um, so I punch through the brake light. Just go ahead and punch that brake light out and flag somebody down. Okay, um okay, hold on, okay, okay, alright, I think you need one more to get it out. I don't I don't know

if that was that was hard enough? Actually, can I can? I kick? It doesn't have to be a punch, you can try. I find it easier to just punch it out in the times that I've practiced this game at home by myself. But yeah, go ahead, whatever whatever will work, all right. I'm just I'm just going to use my foot real quick because my hand is bleeding. Um okay, yes, okay, so now I can ask, Yeah, just flag somebody down. Do whatever hand gesture you think would flag somebody down.

Sticking alright, that middle finger might not be might not be the best thing to do. Just try to flag somebody down there. I'm in a car trunk. I'm a woman in a car trunk. Hello, all right, we got somebody,

We got a concerned citizen. So we're gonna drive up right next to the match their speed here, and I'm gonna have them roll their window down, all right, and I'm gonna go ahead and ask them the question in the clitoris whatever that is was labeled by a French physician membore on toe, which translates to what shameful member, dishonorable organ, or old wives tale? All right, she's she's rubbing her two index fingers together, one on top of the other. All right, she's holding up a DVD copy

of the third Austin Powers movie. Okay, I don't know if that helps you, but memborate on toe translates to what the shameful member, the dishonorable organ, or the old wives tale? Okay, um, I think it's the shameful member that is correct. All right, that is ten. There's cash, But of course we are we Oh, we're almost there, but actually my ex lives on the street, so I'm gonna take the long way. Oh oh, yellow light challenge? Do I speed up or slow down? Do I speed up?

Or do I slow down? Too late? Ship? Ship? I think that was a cop stay trooper. Ah, we're getting pulled over. You know what that means? If we don't hate that I'm in here, of course it is. But we are getting pulled over, So you know what that means. It's time for the getting pulled over around questions are worth double after the break act, Cool act, cool back, Hey,

good evening, good evening, officer, and welcome to cash trunk. Sir, Do you have a person in the trunk of your car that's right and they need your help answering questions to win some cash? Oh my god, I love game shows. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, how can I help? All right? Your question for both you and our person in the trunk is I believe her name is Mary. I'm getting word from in my ear. What was the name of the c I A operation

that killed Osama bin Lauded. You have a multiple choice here, Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Apollo Arrow, or Operation kill Osama bin Lauded. Okay, okay, pretty straightforward answer, or with se there? Okay, so you can you can't go ahead and and and chat amongst yourself, can confer on on what you think the answer might be? The CIA operation that killed Osama bin Lauded. Well, I was real happy they got that some bitch. But you know, I wish I could have

done it myself, but I didn't. And if I would have, you know, if I got to name the operation, I would have said Operation in Dan Salvodard that's my name, because I would have done it myself. But I gotta think that the people at the CIA are real straight shooters. And I'm gonna go ahead and say that. You know, they just named it Operation kill Osama Bin Lan and that's my final answer. First things First, our person in the trunk, Mary is it is gonna have to give

the final answer. Confirm on the final answer. But I trouble. No, We're fine. Mary. You got a headlight out and that's the only issue here. Otherwise I'm please be cool, Just be cool about that, all right. I had to I had to ask, is your name Dan salty Bar? That is correct? Yeah, my name is Don SALTI bar, You're Don, I'm Don, You're Dan? Wait? Are are we cousins? I mean very well, you don't even see Latino at all. But I'm gonna go ahead and say we're probably cousins

by marriage. Wow, Oh my god, crazy. I've been really good just hosting this game show Cash Drunk. You know it's it's it's a living um not not too much. I most I get mostly paid by the fair that I that I get from people. But you know, it's it's mostly at nights. It's a it's a regular cap but it's great. Well, you look good. It seems like you're doing great for yourself. Oh thanks man, Yeah you too. Yeah. How long have you get up patrol in this highway?

Or the old badge and gun? You know, the old badge and gun just like just like mob used to make. All right, But let's go ahead and just confer. Mary, can you believe this is my cousin what you're I guess we were talking a little lower. We should, we should be shouting more. Mary, So that me, me and my cousin have been conferring. My cousin thinks that the answer is Operation kill Osama Bin Laden. Again, the answers are Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Apollo Arrow In, Operation kill

Osama Bin Lada. Mary, what are you thinking? Oh? I don't want to say something that Dan Wasn't Dan, I do? You're gonna have to really, it's crazy, right, Isn't that the craziest thing? But you really will have to enunciate. It's hard to hear you back in that trunk. Okay. So, on the one hand, I don't feel very confident in Dan's answer. But on the other hand, I'm gonna feel like a real hell if I don't say his answer, and that drink out to be the right answer. So

I'm gonna go ahead and lock in operations. What's the assassinate? What is it? I'm gonna need an exact same Okay, okay, operation kill Osama bin Laden. And that is my final answering. That is oh incorrect. Wow, that is that is strike two. That is strike two. It was it was Operation Neptune Spear, Operation Neptune Spear. But you still have you still have

ten dollars cash. You're almost at your destination. But you know what, Hey, Dan, do you want to just pop in the backseat just kind of hang out for the rest of the ride. Sure, yeah, let me. I'll just leave the car right here, I'll come in great. Yeah, I don't even turn off the lights. Okay, here we go. All right, what a what a fun time. But Mary, of course, there is a lot writing on this last question. I'm gonna go ahead and let Dan Dan help you out.

But it doesn't sound like he's been too much help so far. All right, we're going into question number four. This is where ten dollars. If you get it wrong, you're out of here. And Dan, I forgot to mention we'll probably have to teamwork drop her off in a ditch somewhere. That's fine, sounds great, alright. Question number four, What is the name of s n L alum Chris Cantans memoir? Is it Behind the Mango? Mr? Peepers? Was my father called me? Chris? Or Baby Don't Hurt Me?

Stories and Scars? All right? What are you two thinking? Mary? What are you thinking? I think it's either one or three. Do you remember what they were? What the what the names of those things were. It's the first one I believe was behind Mango, correct, Behind the Mango, Behind the Mango, and the third one, baby Don't Hurt Me, Stories and Scars? Yeah, I believe you said that. It's just really hard to hear you from again. You're in the trunk, all right? Yeah,

I have no clue. I was always more of a mad TV guy, I like Stewart, and so this Chris Cattan fella, I know of him, but I can't say that I know enough about him to guess what his memoir would be. But the Mango one sounds kind of nice, and you know, it's a fun name for a memoir. I can I can say he was in quirky romano if that helps at all? All right? Well that doesn't, That doesn't help all right? Right, you know I was wondering if it did or not. All right, Mary, what

are you thinking? You have? You have my my cousin Dan saying that it's behind the mango sounds right, but more of a mad TV guy anyway, So you know, and and didn't help too much on the last one, and you were between two answers. There's a lot writing on this, Mary, what are you thinking right now? Now? I know this is this is really tough. You know, I got ten dollars on the line, or you know I could go it um somewhere, which isn't really close to David Buster's at all. Probably um um. But I

feel pretty good about my answer, and let's lock in. Um. It's the last one. Baby, don't hurt me such and such such a baby, don't hurt me stories and scars. Mary, Yes, that is correct, And you've made it to your destination, made it safe and sound. Mary, how do you win anything? I never win anything. Well, tonight your luck has changed. Yeah, it's it's getting a little late. I'm really glad we didn't have to drop you off in that ditch. Oh Mary,

against all odds, you made it. I guess it helps that you only wanted to go right down the block. But of course, how how do you feel? How do you feel? Say it one more time for the people at home? I guess want cash trunk and I'm feeling trunk. You sure are all right? I'm gonna let you out now, baby, don't hurt me. All right, So you're walking away with seventy five dollars in cash. Here you go. Now you just have to pay your fare and it's seventy seven

dollars and fifty cents. So, um, I don't want to Oh wow, um, I guess you're going back in the trunk. Damn good bloody hands shot up. Alright, Dan, well, I think that's the that's the end of the end of the show. Do you want you want to go grab something something? Yeah, let's take the squad car out to David Buster Les gona have a bite. Yeah, you know what, Let's just leave this car here. Sounds great. My car is much better anyway, all right, Oh and join us next time for cash Trunk. Junior