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Close Calls Podcast

Lizzy Cassidy and Kevin Casey Whitesites.libsyn.com
Have you ever almost died? We have, and we think those are some of the best stories. Comedians Lizzy Cassidy and Kevin Casey White bring you a podcast all about near death experiences, where they tell stories of survival with gallows humor, and some good old fashioned jokes. Featuring guests from HBO, Comedy Central, CONAN, The Tonight Show, and more! Tales of getting lost at sea, trapped in a vulcano, and kidnapped on purpose round out just a few stories you’ll hear in this hilarious, dark, and captivating podcast. Listeners are encouraged to participate too! Call us at 470-NOT-DEAD or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com and we’ll tell your story! Close Calls is a listening experience to die for…see what we did there? We hate it too.
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Episodes

Smooth by Santander feat. Rob Thomas

Send us a text This week Lizzy tells Kevin the story of Annette, the lone survivor of a plane crash into the jungles of Vietnam, and who says she survived thanks to meditation, controlled breathing, and gratitude. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)...

Apr 02, 202458 min

My Big Fat Greek Sinking

Send us a text Kevin and Lizzy are back! And this week Kevin tells the story of two young women who survived a sinking ship while on vacation in Greece. Grease Lightning? More like Greece Frightening!! To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)...

Mar 19, 202448 min

Byron Floyd Jr. and SPORTS SHORTS

Send us a text This week Lizzy tells Kevin a series of Mini-Close Calls about some of the most dangerous moments in sports history. Also, she tells the survival story of two boys who fell down a well (for real). To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)...

Feb 27, 20241 hr 7 min

Alison Botha Part 2

Send us a text CW: This episode's story contains sexual assault and graphic violence. This week Kevin tells Lizzy part 2 of Alison Botha's incredible, harrowing story: the recovery and aftermath of an attempted murder. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)...

Feb 13, 20241 hr 8 min

Alison Botha Part 1

Send us a text CW: This episode's story contains sexual assault and graphic violence. This week Kevin tells Lizzy part 1 of Alison Botha's story of survival after a vicious attack from two strange men. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)...

Feb 06, 202454 min

Mail Bag: Mold Infections and Missed Connections

Send us a text Before Kevin goes to Romania (whaaaaat?) and Lizzy goes to...New Jersey (ok?) they respond to LISTENER VOICE MAILS! To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout ...

Jan 31, 202441 min

A Bast Lattery is a Doubt to Buy!

Send us a text Clay, Denny, and Spook go on a hunting trip and get caught in a deadly multi-day blizzard. Also, Lizzy and Kevin eat cake. [Re-Cast! Now this episode is available on all podcast apps!] To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, give us a call...

Jan 23, 20241 hr 17 min

The Durable Michael Malloy w/ Bobby Jaycox

Send us a text Kevin tells Lizzy and guest comedian Bobby Jaycox about Michael Malloy, the cartoonish drunk who simply would not, could not die (that is...until he did). To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in a...

Jan 16, 20241 hr 7 min

Hey, We're OK

Send us a text New Year, same podcast! Kevin and Lizzy ring in the new year with a good old fashioned hangout episode. There's a bit of voicemail but it's mostly catching up, goofing off, and even playing some flute. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR stor...

Jan 02, 202458 min

RIP Kenny DeForest

Send us a text Our friend Kenny DeForest tragically passed away unexpectedly this past week. Tell someone you love them. Kenny's Memorial Fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/kenny-deforests-recovery Kenny's Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/@KennyDeForest To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crow...

Dec 15, 20232 min

Good Guys Held Hostage

Send us a text This week Kevin and Lizzy recount the 1991 Sacramento hostage crisis, which involved 4 gunmen, 41 hostages, and an electronics store most of us don't remember. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write...

Dec 05, 20231 hr 39 min

Big Sur? No, Sir!

Send us a text This week Lizzy tells Kevin the story of Angela Hernandez, who miracuously survived driving off a 250-foot cliff. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Ty...

Nov 28, 202353 min

Voicemails! Stranger Danger Edition

Send us a text Lizzy and Kevin listen and respond to more voicemails from YOU, the listener! With stories of strange men, missing fingers, and an explanation of how deserts work. PLUS some handy self defense tips! To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, ...

Nov 14, 20231 hr 10 min

Bullets Solve Nothing with Gabe Koury

Send us a text Comedian Gabe Koury ("MOMMY, I'M BORING") joins Lizzy and Kevin to share his own close call, in which he witnessed a shooting at his school in Canada. They also discuss Fest, GWAR, the Satanic Panic, and more. Note: the song used to close out today's episode is "Bullets Solve Nothing," by W!nslow, written by Gabe about the experience. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing ...

Nov 07, 202354 min

MEAT MISSILE with Toby McMullen

Send us a text Comedian Toby McMullen (Are You Garbage? Podcast) joins Lizzy and Kevin once again, this time to discuss the harrowing tale of a plane crash, leaving five injured people to survive in what we can only describe as the "desert jungle," where they have to deal with dehydration, hyenas, and elephants. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our l...

Oct 24, 20231 hr 18 min

Voicemails! with Toby McMullen

Send us a text Toby McMullen (Are You Garbage? Podcast) joins Kevin and Lizzy to talk about all the times he's almost died (or at least bonked his head real hard). Plus they listen to voicemails from YOU, the listener, about attempted murder from around the globe. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thank...

Oct 17, 20231 hr 26 min

Crapsized

Send us a text Lizzy and Kevin talk about anal and snacks, then Kevin tells Lizzy the bonkers story of Harrison Okene who was on the toilet when his tugboat was capsized and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. YIKES. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, ...

Oct 10, 202351 min

The TrashMan

Send us a text On this episode we play a little inside baseball and talk comedy stuff, then Lizzy tells Kevin the story of the Trashman. This one's got everything: the ocean, a storm, sh- you know what? Just listen to it. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com . Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@c...

Oct 03, 20231 hr 8 min

Let's Give Eric A Hand

Send us a text Kevin and Lizzy are back and talk about smoking meth and butthole spiders while eating licorice. Also Kevin tells Lizzy the tale of Eric Merda who got stuck in a swamp and endured the wrath of a gator. Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodg...

Sep 27, 202355 min

Annie Are You Okay?

Send us a text The Close Calls crew gets gifted some amazing fan art (we love fan art btw, so keep it coming) and Kevin brags to Lizzy about a dinner party he threw his "Girlfriend of the Pod." Lizzy tells Kevin the story of Annie Edson Taylor, the first woman, no PERSON EVER, to go over Niagra Falls in a barrel. Whoa. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Cro...

Sep 12, 202353 min

Susan Will Call You An Ambulance

Send us a text Kevin hurt his toe on vacation, then tells Lizzy the story of Susan Kuhnhausen and the time she was viciously attacked in her home (but that was just the beginning.) To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Sno...

Sep 05, 202355 min

Charla Nash

Send us a text On this week's episode we get an update on Kevin's ear (still hurts), we talk about a "concert" Lizzy went to and Kevin bailed on (we're friends in real life too), and then some more stuff about Kevin's booboo ear. Then, Lizzy tells Kevin the tragic story of Charla Nash, the woman who was brutally attacked by her friend's pet chimpanzee. It's a tough one, gang. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com . Follow us on instagram and t...

Aug 29, 202352 min

LIVE IN NYC with Ali O'Neil and Ben Katzner

Send us a text The first ever Close Calls LIVE from The Gutter in NYC! Comedians Ali O'Neil and Ben Katzner join us to talk about the 127 hours guy and we are NOT on his side. Plus we get heckled and hang out with some goths. It was a great time. Let us know where you want us to do the next one! You can follow Ali on instagram at @itsalioneil and Ben on instagram at @shaqkatzner To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com . Follow us on instagram an...

Aug 22, 20231 hr 30 min

What If Quad Was One Of Us

Send us a text On this episode we talk about Kevin's ear (it hurts!) Plus Lizzy's period (also hurts), toilet babies, and poop stuff. Then Lizzy tells Kevin a story about a beaver trapper who got trapped in the woods under a quad bike. That's right, gang, you're in for a LOT of beaver jokes. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com . Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodca...

Aug 15, 202357 min

The Impossible Maria Belon

Send us a text Kevin tells Lizzy the story of Maria Belon whose family miraculously survived one of the greatest natural disasters in recorded history: the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami. Also, Kevin is recovering from the flu and an ear infection, while Lizzy gives wellness advice. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodca...

Aug 01, 20231 hr 1 min

The HEART Of The Outback (get it?)

Send us a text On this episode Lizzy tells Kevin about Theo, and Australian prospector who got lost in the Australian outback. A tough thing for anyone to survive, but, get this this, Theo’s got a bum heart. What could possibly go wrong?! Also you know that means we're gonna be trying on our Australian accents. A lot. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com . Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at ...

Jul 25, 202357 min

133 Days at Sea & 1 Bad Tattoo

Send us a text Kevin gets a terrible tattoo and tells Lizzy the story of Poon Lim who was stranded at sea for 133 days, which is exactly the number of days the Close Calls podcast has gone without an accident. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at . Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler S...

Jul 18, 20231 hr

Farts

Send us a text On this episode Lizzy and Kevin talk lizards, eatin bugs, and they're new favorite toy. Lizzy also tells a story about Charlie, a man who was looking for some time to himself, and ended up completely alone. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com . Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@c...

Jul 13, 202359 min

4th of July Mini + Voicemails!

Send us a text Kevin and Lizzy listen to a couple of voicemails and talk about the 4th of July, hard boiled eggs, and shoutout Brandie Posey (listen to her podcast Lady to Lady!) If you have your own "Close Call" share it at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com or give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD (470-668-3323) Shout out to Tyler Snodgrass for the art (@tyler_snod) and Jake Crown for the theme song (@catsongs) To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com ...

Jul 04, 202332 min

J.F. Harris Almost Eats Rubber & a Lil' Listener Mail!

Send us a text Whoa hey gang! Kevin and Lizzy are joined by J.F Harris (Late Late Show w/ James Corden, Comedy Central) who tells not 1, not 2, but 3 of his own brushes with death! We also read some listener mail and debut a new fan-made song! WHOA! What a friggin' episode, huh? If you have your own "Close Call" share it at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com or give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD (470-668-3323) Shout out to Tyler Snodgrass for the art (@tyler_snod) and Jake Crown for the theme sone (@catson...

Jun 27, 20231 hr 6 min
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