ClitNotes

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Welcome to ClitNotes, the twice-monthly sanctuary for the Cliterati. Hosted by V. Leigh and Maeve Forti, we’re here for the filth you’re too shy to check out at the library. We skip the "sweet" and go straight to the taboo. From age gaps and dark obsessions to the tropes that make society clutch its pearls—nothing is off-limits and no one is censored. Twice a month: Study Hall: Unfiltered chats on taboo trends. Book Chat: Grading the spice from A to F. Class is in session on the 1st and 4th weeks of the month. Now, be a good girl and put those headphones in.

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Episodes

ClitNotes Episode 8.0: Still Beating by Jennifer Hartmann

Class is in session, but today, the Professors are crying. 🍎😭 V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling Still Beating by Jennifer Hartmann. We knew it would be heavy, but we didn’t know it would break us. Today, we’re grading the story of Cora and Dean—two people who hated each other until they had to survive a serial killer together. Grab your tissues and join us as we try to put our hearts back together. Warning: This episode contains explicit discussions of adult themes, kidnapping, and physical/sexu...

Apr 26, 2026•25 min•Season 1Ep. 8

ClitNotes Episode 7.0: Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere (Netflix Audit)

Class is in session, and the Professors are heated. 🍎🔥 V. Leigh and Maeve are taking an emergency detour into the real world to discuss the brand new Netflix documentary Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere. Get ready for a 90-minute roast session of the internet's most "Alpha" influencers. Grab your drink—you’re going to need it for this one. Warning: This episode contains heavy discussions of misogyny, the red-pill movement, and a lot of very deserved cursing. 18+ only....

Apr 13, 2026•19 min•Season 1Ep. 6

ClitNotes Episode 6.0: Give Me More by Sara Cate

Class is in session, and the Professors are fighting. 🍎⚔️ V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling Give Me More by Sara Cate, but for the first time in Study Hall history, we don't agree. Today, we’re grading the marriage of Hunter and Isabel and their "third," Drake. Grab your notebook and pick a side—are you Team Maeve or Team V. Leigh? Warning: This episode contains explicit discussions of adult themes, polyamory, and MMF dynamics. 18+ only.

Mar 28, 2026•24 min•Season 1Ep. 6

ClitNotes Episode 5.0: The Priest Kink & Alberto Ravagnani

Class is in session, and today we’re talking about the ultimate "Forbidden Fruit." 🍎 V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling the viral story of Alberto Ravagnani , the priest who chose a life of freedom over a life of celibacy. We explore the psychological grip of sexual repression within religion and why the "Priest Kink" is currently dominating BookTok. Today’s Grading: The Alberto Incident: Can you ever really leave the "Holy Daddy" energy behind? Sierra Simone Audit: Why Priest remains the gold sta...

Mar 14, 2026•17 min•Season 1Ep. 5

ClitNotes Episode 4.0: Eyes on Me by Sara Cate

Class is in session! Today, V. Leigh and Maeve are dissecting Book 2 of the Salacious Players Club: Eyes on Me by Sara Cate. We’re talking about Garrett Porter —the man who likes to watch—and his secret obsession with his stepsister, Mia. We dive into the "forbidden" nature of their 13-year age gap, the reality of the cam-girl lifestyle, and why this book hits a different emotional chord than Praise . Today’s Grading: Voyeurism 101: What makes Garrett an "Absolute Alpha" on the sidelines? Confid...

Feb 28, 2026•20 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Episode 3: Study Hall | Daddy or Not.

Grab your notebooks and sit in the front row. We’re moving past the "he’s hot" phase and getting into the academic grit: Does he have Absolute Alpha energy? Could he survive a winter in the woods? Is he a Distinguished Daddy or just a Fundamental Failure ? Join the Classroom: Listen in as we decide who gets an 'A' and who gets sent to the principal's office. Head over to our TikTok @ClitNotes to see the visual grading board and cast your own votes! This episode is for mature students only (18+)....

Feb 15, 2026•16 min•Season 1Ep. 3

ClitNotes Episode 2.0: Praise by Sara Cate

"Yes, Sir!" 🍎 Welcome back to ClitNotes. Today, V. Leigh and Maeve are grading the book that launched a thousand "Good Girl" kinks: Praise by Sara Cate. ✍️✨ We’re diving deep into the Grant family, the Salacious Players Club dynamic, and why Emerson Grant is the ultimate "Boss." Is it an A+ masterpiece or a degenerate fail? IN THIS SESSION: The "Good Girl" Phenomenon Older Man / Younger Woman Our official letter grade for Emerson & Charlie JOIN THE CLITERATI: 👉 FOLLOW US ON IG/TIKTOK: @cli...

Feb 01, 2026•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 2

ClitNotes 1.0 | Orientation: Class is in Session

Class is in session. In our very first Study Hall, V. Leigh and Maeve Forti introduce you to ClitNotes: a twice-monthly sanctuary for the lovers of the dark, the taboo, and the degenerate.Today we’re laying out the syllabus: how we’re grading your favorite smut (A-F), why we’re skipping the "sweet" reads, and what it really means to be part of the Cliterati.Put your headphones in. It’s time to start your education.Next Lesson: Wednesday, January 28th (Book Chat).CREDITS:Hosts: V. Leigh & Mae...

Jan 11, 2026•20 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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