My spectral spectators! 🌙 We kick off this week with Linda recounting her recent end of term party at college. A wild night of fizz, dodgy nibbles and possibly a few spirits (of the liquid kind). Then we're straight into a classic from Take a Break Fate & Fortune — the tale of a lucky duck charm . Could a tiny duck trinket really change your destiny? Well… stranger things have happened on this podcast. We’ve also got a proper mix of spooky contributions this week, starting with an interview...
Jun 06, 2025•54 min•Season 8Ep. 10
My spectral spectators, welcome back! 🌙 Linda's gone full telly addict this week — obsessed with Married at First Sight Australia ... a show I’m convinced was summoned from some kind of chaotic spirit realm. From there, we fall deep into Naked Attraction chat (steady!) and come up with some brilliant new reality TV formats of our own. Believe me, this is why Linda gets paid the big bucks — all £7 an hour of them. Then we chat about my recent trip to Amsterdam... to watch our very own Glowe perf...
May 30, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 8Ep. 9
Greetings, my spectral spectators! Yes, that’s right—it’s Series 8, Episode 8 . This week, I channel my inner news anchor , kicking off the episode with a rundown of the headlines. Expect chaos, confusion, and at least one mention of paranormal parking violations. 🧑🍳 Back in the studio, Linda ( begrudgingly! ) tells us all about retro cooking —dishes like fish, mash and parsley sauce that haven’t seen the light of day since the 80s school dinner tray. Naturally, this opens the floodgates for ...
May 23, 2025•54 min•Season 8Ep. 8
🔮 Series 8 – Episode 7! “Cleaning Back Teeth?!” Yes, apparently that’s my name now. We kick off this week with a clip from the one and only Steve Gardner , who shares a frankly unhinged tale of spiritual miscommunication. ✨🦷 Then Linda ( who definitely doesn’t believe in ghosts, thank you very much ) chats about getting a decent night’s kip , and we talk all things sleep —the snoring, the dreams, and the ghosts that keep you up at night. 👻 Then we move into the madness: An email from Alastair...
May 16, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 8Ep. 7
🏚️ Horror in the House —a chilling tale from Fate & Fortune about a son haunted by a dark presence. 💔 Love After Life —a heart-wrenching story of a husband’s ghostly return. Then, more hauntings from the Lyceum Theatre in Crewe , as we speak to AJ in Part One of a fascinating ghostly encounter. Next, we tackle: 🃏 Tarot from Terror —when the cards reveal something sinister... 🎭 AJ returns for Part Two —more eerie happenings at the Lyceum Theatre . And then… hold onto your chakras! 📢 Barr...
May 09, 2025•57 min•Season 8Ep. 6
🔮 Clinton Baptiste: Season 8 – Episode 5! 🎙️👻 We’re back, my spectral spectators, and this week Linda’s been banging on about Sabrina Carpenter —apparently the pop sensation of the moment. 🎶 Clinton, of course, remains clueless. We chat about music, the final leg of my tour, and meeting up with old school friends —including some unexpected blasts from the past. Then, onto the spooky stuff : 🌈 A Rainbow Revelation from Fate & Fortune —a sign from beyond, or just really good weather ? 🛏️...
May 02, 2025•59 min•Season 8Ep. 5
🔮 Clinton Baptiste: Series 8 – Episode 4! 🎙️👻 We’re back, my spectral spectators, and Linda is traumatised —not by ghosts this time, but by dealing with vomit from the school trip . We kick things off with teacher gossip, dodgy rollercoasters, and fairs that look like they were built overnight by ghosts with a grudge. 🎢🤢 Then, we dive into listener emails and spooky stories : 📧 Emails from Mark Kilby & Martyn Rowlands —what paranormal ponderings do they bring? 🚗 A Fate & Fortune s...
Apr 25, 2025•49 min•Season 8Ep. 4
🔮 Clinton Baptiste: Series 8 – Episode 3! 🎙️👻 We’re back, my spectral spectators, and this week Linda’s been off on a school trip —so expect tales of screaming kids, questionable packed lunches, and the sheer horror of organised fun . 🎒 Meanwhile, on my own travels, I’ve made a disturbing observation… people turning up to Premier Inn breakfast in their pyjamas . Is there no dignity left in this world!? Then, onto the ghostly goods : 👻 A story from Ryan Thompson ( not his best work, let’s be...
Apr 18, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 8Ep. 3
🔮 Clinton Baptiste: Series 8 – Episode 2! 🎙️👻 We’re back, my spectral spectators! Episode 2 is here , and it’s a wild ride through the mystical, the mysterious, and the mildly ridiculous. I check in with Linda , who’s been on a mission to get Taylor Swift tickets —only to end up at a tribute act instead! Was it just as good? Well, she’s got thoughts… 🎤💃 Then, it’s time for listener stories and paranormal ponderings : 📜 A letter from Dan Covington —what spectral secrets does he reveal? 📧 A...
Apr 11, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Season 8Ep. 2
🔮 Clinton Baptiste: Series 8 – Episode 1! 🎙️👻 We’re BACK, my spectral spectators! A brand new season of paranormal ponderings, mystical madness, and absolute bollocks awaits! I reunite with Linda as we kick things off with a chat about school trips —because nothing says supernatural like soggy packed lunches and traumatising coach rides. But disaster has struck… Fate & Fortune magazine is CLOSING! 😱 How will we navigate the spirit world without its questionable guidance? We honour its le...
Apr 04, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Season 8Ep. 1
Hello again, my spectral supporters! 🌙✨ We’ve reached our final Best of Season 7 instalment— Compilation #8 . This is our last look back at the spooky highlights, big laughs, and magical moments that made Season 7 so special. Next week, we step boldly into Season 8 , and I, for one, can’t wait to see what new wonders (and nightmares!) await us. Thank you for staying with us on this journey. Your support keeps the spirits chattering and the laughter rolling. Grab a cuppa, settle in, and let’s gi...
Mar 28, 2025•1 hr•Season 7Ep. 42
Hello again, my spectral supporters! 🌙✨ We’re back with another Season 7 mashup —dipping into the spookiest encounters, the biggest laughs, and the most memorable moments from this past season. Your support not only keeps the lights on but also ensures the spirits keep chatting! support the podcast at www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste and get season 8 which is already underway! Grab a cuppa, settle in, and enjoy these hand-picked gems. Season 8 is just around the corner, so please keep supporting...
Mar 21, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 7Ep. 41
Hello again, my spectral supporters! 🌙✨ It’s time for another Best of Season 7 installment—our sixth and (almost) final journey into the highlights that made this season so memorable. From spine-tingling encounters to belly laughs, this compilation offers another helping of the magical moments you’ve come to love. As always, I can’t thank you enough for sticking with us here on Patreon. Your support not only keeps the lights on but also keeps the spirits talking! So grab a cuppa, get comfy, and...
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 40
Hello my spectral pals! 🌙✨ Just because Season 7 is over doesn’t mean the fun stops here. Let’s dive into another batch of our finest moments—complete with chills, laughter, and all the spooky goodness you’ve come to love. Think of this as a mesmerising encore while we gear up for the next chapter of spectral surprises. Settle in, enjoy this latest selection of highlights, and keep that third eye open for even more! Your support keeps us dancing on the edge of the unknown. Fading now… Spiritual...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 22 min•Season 7Ep. 39
Hello again, my spectral spectators! 🌙✨ We’re back with our fourth and final instalment of Season 7’s greatest hits—an extra helping of laughter, chills, and downright spooky moments. As we gear up for Season 8 , I hope this compilation keeps your paranormal appetite nicely whetted! Settle in and enjoy another serving of haunting highlights from the episodes you’ve loved (or feared!) the most. Thank you for sticking with us here on Patreon—your support means the world (and the otherworld) to me...
Feb 28, 2025•55 min•Season 7Ep. 38
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙✨ In this third helping of our Season 7 highlights, we dive into some truly unforgettable moments: Linda shares her water woes at home—pipes, pumps, and a house that seems haunted enough to rival Amityville ! Barry from Watford regales us with tales of “fun in the sun” alongside Margaret—fond memories of times gone by. And before you say we’re getting Barry-heavy, yes, he’s back again with even more sunny adventures. We revisit Fate and Fortune snippets and l...
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 37
Happy new year, my spectral spectators! 🌙✨ More memorable moments, laughter, chills, and paranormal ponderings from the season just gone by. It’s a chance to relive the highlights until we return with fresh adventures. Settle in, enjoy more of this selection of Season 7’s finest moments, and stay tuned for more compilations. Your support means everything, and together we keep the spirit alive between seasons! Fading now… Spiritually yours, Clint x With thanks to: The ever-wonderful Kathrine Boy...
Feb 14, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 7Ep. 36
Best of Season 7: Compilation Episode #1 Hello, my spectral spectators! 🌙✨ I’m speaking to you now from King’s Cross Station , en route to the mystical North for more live gigs. While I’m traveling, I thought it would be the perfect time to share something special—a Best of Season 7 compilation! Over the next few weeks, we’ll be revisiting some of the most memorable moments, laughter, chills, and paranormal ponderings from the season just gone by. It’s a chance to relive the highlights until we...
Feb 07, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 7Ep. 35
So this may. seem a bit strange this being the xmas episode...well, thats because your quite a few weeks behind!...consider becoming a patreon and get your episodes weeks in advance! www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste This week, the spirits guided me to a lively crowd in Belfast , where everyone seems truly up for a night of laughs and chills. Before hitting the stage, I share a quick moment in the lift with Rory , Zoe , and Alex , setting the scene for an unforgettable show. Back in the studio, Li...
Jan 31, 2025•49 min•Season 7Ep. 34
Season's greetings, my spectral spectators! 🎄✨ This week, the spirits have guided me to the vibrant city of Dublin , performing to a sold-out crowd ! The energy is electric, and I'm thrilled to share this festive episode with you all. Back in the studio, Linda and I chat about Paul McCartney and Rod Stewart —legends with stories as rich as any ghostly tale. We dive into heartfelt emails from Helen Heald and Sam in America , sharing their mystical experiences. From Take A Break Fate and Fortune ...
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Season 7Ep. 33
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits have guided me to a full house in Sunderland —wish me luck! The energy here is off the charts, and I can't wait to connect with all the eager souls ready for a journey beyond the veil. Back in the studio, Linda and I dive into the recent "Xodus" from Twitter . Has social media been shrinking our brains? We ponder the impact of endless scrolling and whether it's time to disconnect from the digital and reconnect with the mystical. We sha...
Jan 17, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 7Ep. 32
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits have whisked me away to the magnificent Buxton Opera House , where it's a full house! Wish me luck as I bring the ethereal to the eager masses. The energy here is electric—who knows what otherworldly encounters await us tonight? Back in the studio, Linda and I experience a bit of déjà vu, which prompts me to burst into song— "Déjà Vu" by the fabulous Dionne Warwick ! 🎶 Remember that classic? If not, give it a listen; it's a timeless t...
Jan 10, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Season 7Ep. 31
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits have guided me to the enchanting Gaiety Theatre on the Isle of Man . Three tiers of eager souls packed in to witness the wonders of my Rollerghost Tour —what an absolute delight! If you haven't secured your tickets yet, head over to clintonbaptiste.com/tour before they vanish into the ether. Back in the studio, Linda shares her triumphant tale of tackling car maintenance without disgracing womankind at the petrol station! She sorted ou...
Jan 03, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 7Ep. 30
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits guided me to the historic town of Colchester at the Arts Theatre . The house was packed with eager souls ready to experience the other side—what a night! Back in the studio, I join Linda for a hilarious chat about cooking blunders. Ever had a culinary disaster you tried to hide? Linda's stories will make you chuckle. Our conversation turns to hotel mishaps. I recount an incident in Rotherham where I got locked out of my hotel and ended...
Dec 27, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Season 7Ep. 29
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits whisk me to vibrant Liverpool ! They're a rowdy lot—both Liverpool teams lost today, so the atmosphere was... spirited! Here's hoping they're coping with some mystical cheer. Back in the studio, Linda and I discuss when people say "You won't like that," then show it anyway! Let us make up our own minds, eh? We read an email from an anonymous listener seeking advice about working in media and job hunting. We offer our sage (and slightly...
Dec 20, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 7Ep. 28
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits have guided me to the stunning Buxton Opera House —it's a packed house! Wish me luck as I channel the energies of over a thousand eager souls. The atmosphere is electric; who knows what otherworldly encounters await us tonight! Back in the studio, Linda shares her fascination with the Northern Lights and chats about her recent trip to the dentist. Even amidst fillings and flossing, there's room for a bit of magic! 🦷✨ She's been declut...
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Season 7Ep. 27
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits have guided me to the magnificent Victoria Theatre in Halifax , where I'm preparing to perform for a crowd of 1,200 people ! I'll admit, I'm feeling a bit jittery—it's not every day you commune with that many souls at once, both living and... otherwise! Back in the studio, Linda shares her adventurous attempt at a DIY haircut using a YouTube tutorial. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but the results? Well, let's just say it's a hai...
Dec 06, 2024•53 min•Season 7Ep. 26
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits guided me to a packed audience in Chelmsford —the energy was electric, and the veil between worlds felt especially thin! Back in the studio, Linda and I delve into the intriguing tale of Eva Peron's body and ponder what happens to our remains after we depart this mortal coil. A bit morbid, perhaps, but utterly fascinating! I share an unusual encounter from Northallerton , where a woman brought her dead dog's ashes to one of my gigs. 🐾...
Nov 29, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 7Ep. 25
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits have whisked me away to Lytham St Annes near Blackpool. You join Alex and me just moments before I step onto the stage—let's see how this paranormal performance pans out! Back in the studio, Linda and I delve into the little nuisances that really ruffle our ectoplasm. Linda shares a tale about confronting messy behaviour politely—imagine finding spat-out chewing gum on a desk! Urrgh, disgusting! We chat about other annoyances like peop...
Nov 22, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 24
Greetings, my spectral spectators! 🌙 This week, the spirits have guided me to Stockton , where the energies are as vibrant as ever. Before taking the stage, I had a light-hearted chat with Alex , our tour manager, about indulging a bit too much at the buffet—who can blame us? It's all fun until it's time to squeeze into those stage outfits! Back in the studio, Linda shares a hilarious wardrobe malfunction involving her tights. Not to be outdone, I recount my own mishap with gaffer-taping my pan...
Nov 15, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 7Ep. 23
