good morning, students! please find your rug spots and settle in - it's circle time, but for grown ups. in this classroom we will cover a variety of topics ranging from self-improvement to true crime. i know, it sounds pretty odd. but, all concepts are foreign to us until we are exposed to them - and as your teacher it is my humble duty to expand your knowledge and understanding of this world. and i know what you're thinking… don't worry, we won’t be doing any math. be honest, have you ever used Pythagorean theorem? didn’t think so.
welcome to class!