Zach, Amin and Mayes are mean, green, podcasting machines in this episode that unlocks repressed memories and soothes family trauma. You're gonna like us when we're angry. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more abo...
Sep 22, 2022•2 hr 19 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes have formed a symbiotic relationship with this podcast, one that may be slowly killing them and keeping them alive all at the same time. WE are Cinephobe. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more...
Sep 08, 2022•2 hr 6 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes have created this podcast out of sheer concentrated power of will. A reckless, cavalier pilot is forced to confront the fear of the two most powerful forces in the Universe: Commitment & Poppytalk. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobeP...
Sep 01, 2022•2 hr 7 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined once again by the incomparable JuJu Gotti for the heartfelt and emotional origin story of a young swimmer with olympic dreams training with a new coach that unlocks her potential. Unfortunately, her rise to the top gets tragically derailed by the unexpected return of Kidnaping month. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @dartham...
Aug 25, 2022•2 hr 5 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes seek to exorcise their podcasting demons when they find themselves confronted by an ancient evil with a sadistic nature that loves to sing: Drunk Amin. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more ab...
Aug 18, 2022•2 hr 30 min
After wrecking the old one with greasy food, cigarettes, and a stressful lifestyle, Zach, Amin & Mayes receive a new heart and fresh start. Only one catch: it comes from the black lawyer that stole your girlfriend who's going to haunt you, literally. From the podcast that brought you episodes discussing movies where: A black man believes he is Italian An Italian man disguises himself as a turtle A white man wears blackface to attend Harvard Two black men impersonate white women to prevent a ...
Aug 11, 2022•2 hr
Zach, Amin and Mayes have evolved, incubating more than 200 podcasts into a fifty terabyte self evolving neural network uploaded onto a nanotech android that chews glass like pop rocks and really wants you to comment, like and subscribe. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excava...
Aug 04, 2022•2 hr 10 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Roy Bellamy to hunt the ultimate hunter in a sweaty and blood soaked dystopian Los Angeles. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
Jul 28, 2022•2 hr 12 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are ordered to take a vacation from podcasting around the galaxy, so they rent a converted shed in suburbia to acquaint themselves with an earthling existence. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn...
Jul 21, 2022•2 hr 10 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are deployed in naval war games for RIMPAC 2012 when all of a sudden, for the second time in Cinephobe history, the fate of Hawaii hangs in the balance. Will these honest podcasters fendi off their second consecutive alien invasion thanks to Rihanna's acting debut? Tune in to find out as Space Month continues. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @dartha...
Jul 14, 2022•2 hr 15 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a rag tag group of heroes brought together by custom jackets with inspiring logos and a desire to tear shit up while enforcing society's rules. Fresh horses for my men! Tonight we ride! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: ci...
Jul 07, 2022•1 hr 56 min
It's time for the Cinephobe Game Show! Zach and Amin compete to test their knowledge of their own podcast, attempting to answer questions crafted by Mayes and presented in a Jeopardy style format. There are eight categories with five questions of increasing point value and difficulty, as well as two secret double elimination questions. Who will be the first Cinepardy champion? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper ...
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr 16 min
Brad Williams makes his triumphant return to Cinephobe as he joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to review the movie so offensive to little people that we had to come up with a new term for it: "Short Leg". So sit back, relax, flop those legs up on the couch and craft a concoction of your finest cognac and cherry morphine as this movie gets down on its knees to blow you away. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops...
Jun 23, 2022•2 hr 17 min
Mike Ryan returns to Cinephobe for the third time and joins Zach, Amin and Mayes in their quest to watch every movie featuring a homoerotic mentor-protegé dynamic. Buckle up for the rollercoaster ride from gridiron glory to prognostication prowess, and all the way back down to the gutter. We're gamblin' again! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin An...
Jun 16, 2022•2 hr 9 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a sun drenched sojourn down to the Florida Keys to suck the nectar outta this podcast alongside Moondog, Flicker, Cap Wack, Lingerie and Jimmy Buffett. You know the best part about the devil? He finds the fun, and then we take Jesus and we just ride him all the way to the top. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Ma...
Jun 09, 2022•1 hr 51 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are visited by the Ghosts of Exposition Past, Present and Future in a desperate attempt to change their ways. Take shelter from the estrogen lynch mob, come on in and get cozy at the Manosphere Bar where the misogyny flows like divine ambrosia and everything's gonna be alright alright alright... Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @dartha...
Jun 02, 2022•2 hr 6 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of road twitches stuck at Michelle “Bubba” Beadle’s truck stop hoping to survive the rise of the machines caused by a radioactive comet coating the world in a fine layer of lime green chaos. We made this podcast!! Where’s the loyalty?? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzz...
May 26, 2022•1 hr 58 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes have graduated from the Pelican Bay School of Podcasting (with honors) just in time to record from the Soul Plane during its inaugural cross country journey. Whether you're in First Class dining on fee lay mane yane, or in Low Class choosing between Colt 45 and Alizé, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position as we prepare for takeoff. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram...
May 19, 2022•1 hr 55 min
Buckle up for safety, Cinephobiacs! Zach, Amin and Mayes are commandeering this podcast to pursue an unstoppable group of seductive bank robbers with the help of elite bike messenger and NASCAR enthusiast Queen Latifah. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod ...
May 12, 2022•1 hr 55 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very mysterious and powerful podcast, and its mystery is exceeded only by its power. ¡ZOLTAN! Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 05, 2022•2 hr 5 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are on a quest to clear their podcast's name and put a stop to the KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) once and for all. After a quick jaunt across the pond to retrieve some crucial clues from Paris and Buckingham Palace, they visit Mount Vernon, the Library of Congress, and Mount Rushmore on their tourist trap treasure trail. Do you like ducks? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @...
Apr 27, 2022•2 hr 13 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the City of Mirrors in Thailand for One Last Job, making a quick pit stop at the pharmacy to fulfill their prescription for love. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...
Apr 20, 2022•2 hr 1 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of loyalty podcasters bringing in marks for a classic possum trap. Will they make it out unscathed, and more importantly, will they get the cake?? Cage month lurches forward with this family affair from the fourth or fifth most talented director in the Coppola family, depending on who you ask. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin A...
Apr 13, 2022•2 hr 20 min
When the virtuous and God-fearing citizens of the world suddenly disappear in the blink of an eye, Zach, Amin and Mayes are, you guessed it, Left Behind to record a podcast with the Antichrist. Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad ch...
Apr 06, 2022•2 hr 8 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are tormented FBI agents trying to bury the guilt and failure of their past with migraine medicine injections and rakefuls of garbage Vietnamese food. When an uncatchable serial killer with an endless budget follows them to Chicago, they are forced to form a joint task force and save the city's female loners from imminent death. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Y...
Mar 30, 2022•2 hr 4 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes induct John Travolta into the ten timer's club with the movie that flipped the world upside down so startlingly, it has never recovered. When a family man hits rock bottom at an astronomical rate, he is forced to do whatever is necessary to recover the money owed to him by his wealthy former boss. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our e...
Mar 23, 2022•2 hr 17 min
400 years ago, the Nu Trong Oracle predicted that Cinephobe would do an episode on The Golden Child, and the Chosen Ones Zach Amin and Mayes would ascertain whether or not it was accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on ...
Mar 16, 2022•2 hr 15 min
Disguise the limit for Zach Amin and Mayes in the first movie of Kidnaping month and only 1% movie in Cinephobe history. Is this podcast not turtley enough for the turtle club? Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cine...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 56 min
Zach, Amin and Mayes are walking into the club in slow motion, glistening blue in the blacklight while fully slicked down in baby oil. Shorty can't eat no books, but shorty can eat a podcast, as we close out Black Heritage Month with a fraudulent poll. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get...
Mar 02, 2022•2 hr 4 min
Just when Zach, Amin and Mayes thought they were out of the game, they get pulled back in by an old flame. The dame claimed she was not to blame, all the same, it was a low down dirty shame. Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and bey...
Feb 23, 2022•2 hr 7 min
