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Cinema Tea With JV

JV aka RedBlaqueGoldenjvhvs.com
Cinema Tea is a movie review podcast hosted by voice actor, JV Hampton-VanSant (They/She). Join her as she pours a cup of tea and dishes their opinions about various movies and TV shows, and gives each piece of media a rating based on Story, Inclusivity, Acting, Directing, Script, Themes, Pacing, Visuals, Scoring and Overall Enjoyability. Episodes will be posted on Thursdays.
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Episodes

BLUTHFEST 4: All Dogs Go To Heaven

This time around, JV and Val review the 4th installment of Bluthfest, 1989's All Dogs Go To Heaven. Topics include: Rotoscoping, Vore, and Reptiles with large labium oris. Mentioned: An Exhaustive History of Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings from Folding Ideas

Oct 27, 20221 hr 46 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Bluthfest 3: A Land Before Time (1988)

Today, JV and Val are joined by Madeline Maye , of the Land Before Time Land podcast to talk about the apparently mormon allegory, "A Land Before Time". I know, took me by surprise too! Things discussed: - Jenny Nicholson's video on ALBT - The Conflicting Ideals Of Hayao Miyazaki - Yhara Zayd - AdequateEmily's video about An Elephant Sitting Still (which is what I was thinking of and misattributed before) ....

Sep 13, 20221 hr 24 min

Bluthfest 2: An American Tail (1986)

This time, JV and Val unpack the masterpiece of a collaboration of Steven Spielberg and Don Bluth, An American Tail from 1986! Follow Val on twitter: @heyvalpetrone

Sep 08, 20221 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 2

BLUTHFEST 1: Secret Of NIMH (1982) with @heyvalpetrone

Welcome to the start of Season 2: Bluthfest! Where JV and Val explore the animated works of Don Bluth. This time, they talk about "The Hidden Truths of the National Institute Of Mental Health", a delightful children's film that secretly may or may not be about the community organizing of the oppressed communities suffering under capitalism via drag queens doing furry shibari??? JV's rating: 47.5/50. Additional mentions: Animationguild.org Lexual Does The 80s...

Aug 25, 20221 hr 27 minSeason 2Ep. 1

TVTea: Sandman, Resident Evil, PLL: Original Sin

This time around, JV talks about 3 seasons of TV they saw in the last few weeks, that all happen to be pretty interesting adaptations. (A+, B, and A- respectively) This episode is largely spoiler free!

Aug 19, 202220 min

11. League Of Superpets (2022)

This time, JV talks about a childrens movie that somehow managed to be the best Superman movie of all time. (48/50)

Jul 30, 202224 minEp. 11

10. Fire Island

This time, JV goes on a Austen-tatiously GAY holiday, with Hulu's Fire Island (2022). Not to be confused with Logo's "Fire Island" series, which also dropped in 2022 but was not at all as cool. (49/50)

Jun 30, 202247 minEp. 10

9. Portrait Of A Lady On Fire

This time around, JV gets sapphic and talks about Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. Happy Pride! (46/50)

Jun 29, 202247 minEp. 9

8. Spiderhead (2022)

This week, JV heads over to Netflix to watch Jurnee Smollett do her thang, and to watch Chris Hemsworth be a little weirdo, in "Spiderhead". (39/50)

Jun 23, 202237 minEp. 8

7. X (2022)

This time around, JV talks about the A24 film, X. Spoiler Alert: it's NOT good. 29/50.

Jun 16, 202226 minSeason 1Ep. 7

6. Erzulie (2022)

This week, JV talks about the indie horror film released in June 2022, Erzulie , a film about female friendship, mermaids and murderous goddesses in the bayou. Please check this movie out! It's on Prime Video , among others. 47/50

Jun 15, 202241 minSeason 1Ep. 6

TVTea: Legendary S3

Listen to this episode where JV talks about their favorite reality TV Show, throws shádé at RPDR, and gets emotional about Black Trans Joy. Rating: A

Jun 14, 202225 min

5: Wonder Woman 1984

Here it is, ladies and gentle folks, the rant you've all wanted. JV talks WW84. 10/50.

Jun 09, 202253 minEp. 5

TVTea: Hacks, Seasons 1 and 2 (kinda)

This one goes off the rails, and JV winds up making recommendations of comedians they think are actually funny. Recommendations include: Sarah Millican, Joe Lycett, Ky Krebs, Matteo Lane, Maria Bamford and Kathleen Madigan. Also Trixie and Katya.

Jun 07, 202226 min

4: Death On The Nile (2022)

This week, JV learns that Denial is not just a river in Egypt, and that even trans girls can commit extremely bad dad jokes. Also, Sorry for the Audio Quality being rough on this one. I accidentally recorded this via my wireless headphones. -sigh- Anyway, Death On The Nile. 47/50

Jun 02, 202224 minEp. 4

TVTea: Stranger Things 4 part 1

For TV Tea Tuesday, JV talks Stranger Things 4 part 1. This is only half of a season, so no numerical rating yet. Just keep running up that hill, until we get to part 2.

May 31, 202223 min

3: Last Night In Soho

Join JV as they talk about Last Night In Soho, which leads to a discussion of the "privilege" connected to fear and movies that have a weird view on s*x work. 40/50.

May 27, 202229 minEp. 3

Bonus: Catwoman (2004)

I unabashedly love this Campy Transfemme masterpiece. It's a 40/50 for me. Put on your kitten heels, grab your whip, and sip on a purrrrrfect white russian, "hold the vodka, hold the kahlua."

May 23, 202218 min

Bonus: Elektra (2005)

A quick little bonus episode about Elektra from 2005. (38/50). Please watch Princess Weekes video on Nebula as well.

May 23, 202230 min

TVTea: Heartstoppers S1

This time, JV watched Heartstoppers, and had some opinions. 50/50 Mentioned in episode: Rowan Ellis video https://youtu.be/yPu6iQMMWOQ.

May 15, 202225 minSeason 1Ep. 2
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