Cinema_PSYOPS_EP525: Filler Time: Godzilla Vs. Megaguirus 2000

And welcome to the whatever number it ends up being episode of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Court. The guy that is super cited to show Godzilla versus Megageris or Megaris, I can't remember how it's actually pronounced, to my co-host, Matt. Godzilla vs. Megatron! Let's see how that shit goes. This is quite literally the wrestling one. Oh, alright. When I think of Godzilla fighting, this is it? This is it. Alright, then I'm in. Yeah. Everything else about this movie?

Not so great. The battles between Godzilla and Megagarrus? The tits I really like a lot. Like I think there's some suplexing involved. So you mean it is exactly like all of Michael Bay's Transformers? The storylines suck ass, but the robot fighting is sweet. Yes, only somehow the stories are still less racist than what Michael Bay Well yeah, listen, uh any story is gonna be better than what a Michael Bay movie's going to actually end up being. Uh, but I'm just saying it's still it's all bad.

And until you get to the robot fighting each other. Yeah, that paint and game movie's like the only thing he ever did that was actually believable because that was based on a true story of things that the like were absolutely horrible and ridiculous. Well, I will also just say this that Michael Bay should die in hell and burn.

for what he did to devastate her. I'm just saying. That was like the worst fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh boy. Anywho, I you know, after I hear our theme song now, I think we should all get white suits, hot pink T shirts on underneath the white suits.

Driver on a convertible in Miami in nineteen eighty five. Well yeah, that's kind of the era of music that I was going for for that. Oh god man, that's all I want. But no Just right smack dab in the middle of brown midwest out here, just grass brown. No leaves of the trees, whatever. Fine. According to Matt, here in the Midwest, all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray. Let's get started with the commentary of Godzilla versus Megageris or Megiris, I

can't remember how to pronounce it from two thousand. We're doing the Blu-ray release from the Sonys whenever uh Godzilla twenty fourteen came out and they released all those Sony discs. So that's the version that we're watching here. So we're ready to go on the black screen at the very start of that disc. Three, two, one, and click.

Should just say Godzilla for Megatron for the rest of the movie. It'll help. I mean if you want to call him Megatron, we can call him Megatron.'Ca and you're constantly gonna get in your head about what to name him. Well, once I hear them actually properly pronounce it, I will then pretend like I've been saying it that way all along. I'm just gonna say Megatrud. Yeah.

Well yeah. And not only will I do that, I'll go back and just like punch in the proper pronunciation of me saying it every time. Duh. I that's what I would do. Alright, so Tokyo, nineteen fifty-four, we know this because it said it. Yeah, but you notice they're put in the modern version of Godzilla. I dig this, it's a bit disrespectful, but I still dig it.

It's fine. So this Millennium Era Godzilla is the Godzilla I'm getting as my back piece tattoo. Because Godzilla two thousand came out in nineteen ninety nine. Yeah. He had to come out and party like it was nineteen ninety nine. I'm just telling you right now the year two thousand was a good year. Back to life. Mankind was powerless. I'm digging this. This looks good. Few months after the biggest. Yeah. Pound it. Sexual. Didn't know you're gonna make me watch porn today, but alright.

What is it with guys in construction, right? I know yeah, right, I don't know. Speaking of construction, man, the architecture was beautiful there. Oh yeah, now here comes Godzilla to fuck it up in 1966. It was 12 years after Godzilla's attack. The monster returned. The millennium era is a little frustrating in that almost every

Every single movie is a direct sequel to the nineteen fifty-four Godzilla. And they're like, okay, forget everything about the last movie of Godzilla except for a few things we want you to remember. Yeah. Because this is a different universe and this takes place right after nineteen fifty four Godzilla.

Every single one of these. I'm already exhausted. Oh, if you think you're exhausted now, wait till we get to the next movie because just saying the title of that one will fucking exhaust you. Okay. Yeah. Therefore. Yes, my arms are folded, I angry. I love this like colorized footage and um vintage uh sort of stock footage that they're mixing in solar energy to build the story. It feels like the earlier era of Godzilla's like the sixties eras that we were.

That we were kinda covering'cause they were like going for the bigger scope and it was taking place way in the future. Ooh, look at that. Now it's nineteen ninety six. Look at those fast trades. Sadly they probably did have them that fast. They probably did. Again, the architecture is gorgeous. To develop sources of clean energy. You know, when I see stuff like this, I just realized I'm trash. My whole country's trash. Like I hope that we'll get there someday. I guess we'll see.

In the months that followed, plasma She nods approvingly. He nods back approvingly. Everything's great until you wake up a Godzilla. I know people always like and even in the song um Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla. Uh-huh. Like even in that song they always like focus on Tokyo, but like he's fucking up Osaka in these movies way more. Yeah, Osaka really gets the brunt. It does. If I if I lived in Osaka, I'd be like, what the fuck, man? What are you what are you always b hassling us for?

Yeah, if you lived in Osaka you definitely want your Godzilla insurance. Yeah, yeah. You know how hard it's probably worse getting homeowners insurance than in Florida in Osaka because they're like Godzilla keeps coming around. Yeah, it'd probably be about as bad. Yeah. And there's there's no like dome shape or specific style of construction that would stand up to guts. No. I mean look at this. Yeah.

He walks right the fuck through the building. Yeah. He's just like, what the fuck ever, man? Who built this in my designated path? This is where I walk. Ja, Osaka. Hey! Those are racist terms, buddy. Only he could call himself a lizard. How dare you! No, that's a species. I think it's more species. Oh yeah, you're species, you species bastard.

I'm looking out for all the Godzilla's out there. I can't wait to be that woke to where I have to be making sure that I'm not specious. Yeah, I know. Uh that's gonna be a really awesome time to hang out with you. Where I'm gonna respect other species because they're different than me. Yeah, yeah. I I'm really looking at the other. Looking forward to that. I'm gonna be ultra woke, bro. Oh, so woke. I'll be like into meditation in Tai Chi at that point. I mean, you're gonna be a vegan then?

It's gonna be great. Once I run out of space to tattoo, I will need to do something. Or it's gonna be even better, you're gonna be uh so woke you'll recognize species, but you still won't be vegan. You'll be like, no, I'm respecting this cow by eating this burger. Paying tribute to it. Yeah. That's why I look it in the eyes as I eat its flesh. I'm lit Oh man, that's mega woke. Yeah, so woke. I'm becoming one with this cow.

Because I'm in touch with my feelings on the earth. And there are like two ways to become one with this cow. Eating it? Or fucking it. Okay, the building work here where Godzilla fucks up this building is great. This looks I mean, look, Godzilla looks great too. As I said earlier, I don't know if you heard me or not, this this era of Godzilla is the one that I'm doing my back piece based on. Oh, okay. Yes, you did say that.

Particularly I think it's there's another version of him, like I think it's the Tokyo SOS version, is what I picked the head from. Yeah. So I went and picked body parts from different movies and made an amalgamation, Godzilla. And I had Jason draw it up for me. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Getting your back tattooed sucks, by the way. Oh, does it? Yeah, it's not fun so far. You're having a good day. But you're working through stuff. Oh, I'm working-

through a lot of shit with my back tattoo. Yeah,'cause it's a lot of real estate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just I'm just saying throwing the ball around a couple of times out back but helped out too, but it's alright, it's alright, you know, you went one way. So I was watching the twenty fourteen Godzilla with a friend of mine and like his lady uh at the time.

And she was asking all these questions like well what about this? What about this? How do we kill Godzilla? Yeah. And one of'em was like a million guys with samurai swords, like I guess like they were gonna get inside him or something. Oh, well. And it was like the samurai sword wouldn't puncture his skin at all. No. And then she said well what about a Squad of guys with bazookas. And I said they tried that in the Godzilla film. Yeah, yeah. And it didn't go so it's not working.

And this is an example. Yep. That's fucking great. The smoke coming up off of them. Yeah. I just love how mean this Godzilla looks. Oh yeah. Get out of here! Yeah, get out of here! What are you doing? This is man's work! She's on the squad, goddammit. She is, god damn it. She earned her way out here. Unlike this son of a bitch whose daddy got him the job. All over his face. That lady earned it. Well

Do you remember Look at that but he saved her. N now I feel kinda like an asshole for more. Do you remember the Tim Meadows jokes as when he was uh being OJ? Oh god, yes. And he was talking about how like the terrorists love the buildings so much they couldn't just let the buildings be with anyone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they just kept doing that. Oh I just

Okay, now she's got a vengeance quest against Godzilla because he killed the rest of the squad. Yep. And she's got survivors guilt and she's gonna have to work it out. Because if she would have left when she was supposed to, that other guy would be alive. Right. It's it is her fault. Yeah. Yeah. It is all your fault. And if she would just get a bad Yeah.

drink a bottle of bourbon with a few cigars and you'll be fine. You know, in a way I'm more Catholic than you because I am chastising my flesh to feel better about myself. You can't be more Catholic than me because I'm abusing my body with alcohol, so Sorry. Yeah, but I really chastise my flesh getting tattooed. Yeah, but you don't have the severe guilt that I do, so in shame.

I have way more shame than you. You have a lot more to be ashamed of than me. Yeah, exactly. That's what makes me more Catholic than you can ever be. Also atheists. Yeah, and you're an atheist. So that also I I'm just I win the Catholic war. I guess I'm just an atheist who has a ritualistic masochistic tendency to get tattooed. If we really want to get analytical about it. Yeah. Can make you horny. Good job.

Yeah, it wasn't my own. Somebody just listening got pregnant because you just said that sentence. I masturbate there's a baby waiting there for me in the morning. I masturbate on Tuesday, there's a kid there on Thursday. It's weird. The bowl is a microwave oven. She's spoiling it for him. What a cheater. Well yeah, but why you fucking giving him shit? Yeah, why you ruining it for everybody? God, why do you ruin everybody? This lady ruins everyone's good times.

She murders her team and then she's coming in here with her adorable ears and explaining everything and ruining this guy's show. Oversized hat and fucking sunglasses. But making her ears that much more adorable. Hey man, you're right over there. Yeah. Do I gotta do a head check? Uh because uh They're both above the table for a reason. All right, all right.

I don't have to go on ears here for a second and I listen, I'm I'm not I don't kick shame, but I just never heard of the ear kick, but it's all right. Yeah. It's not really a cake, I just think her ears are cute. Okay. You had no right to get it. The fight? Her head's like a jeep with the doors open. They're so big. It's adorable. You can't help but think they're cute now, right? Oh man.

Yeah, it's not it's not a sexy thing, it's just that uh her head looks like a jeep with doors were coming out. Yeah, I mean she's she could pick up Tokyo from those things, I'll tell ya. Mostly'cause she's really close to it too. Yeah. She can pick up Tokyo from Osaka while getting killed by Godzilla. Quiet, dude. She can probably hear us. Oh shit. Fuck, I didn't even think about that. Fuck, I'm sorry.

Sorry, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry we sexualized your ears and then started making fun of them after we sexualized them. We don't know what's wrong with us, but we're pretty sure we need therapy. It's a lot. I don't know what's wrong, but I do know most insurances in the United States will govern. Yeah. Ah And yeah, every Godzilla movie you have to grab some schlub off the street who's a specialist. Yeah, in some way, shape, or form something like that has to happen.

Yeah, so this guy is like this expert nanotech robot builder, and he makes these microwave bowls that prepare food to trick kids. So she wants to use him to kill Godzilla. Well of course. Cause reasons. The only thing that can kill a Godzilla is something so small that he can't even see it coming. Yeah. Like germs taking out the aliens in War Over the Worlds or something. You're right, in theory we have nothing to fear.

Well, her ear did a little wiggle there. Did that do anything for you? I totally missed it there. Hmm. Court's making a mental note. Alright, elevator seed, ear did a wiggle. It's really not a kink. Alright, alright. Listen, man, I'm not judging you. I'm just wanting you to be aware of things. I'm trying to help you, my friend. Yeah. It's fine. I'm good. All right.

Just making sure. We already know that the proportionality of the amount of kink that I have is directly proportional to the amount of wife tolerance I have for said kink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can assure you, all of this was a clip. Yeah, oh yeah. When we covered this in your absence, all of this was a clip. It had to have been. I just cut out all of the announcement stuff in the dead space. Yep. I'm I'm like listening to the Did you hear that? They're called the G graspers in this.

The G graspers? Yeah, that's the Godzilla task force on this. The good graspers. The good graspers. Yeah. This is Nakura. G Graspers was it. I didn't write this. Why are you looking at me when you say that? I don't I I somehow you're my uh you're my gateway into this, so I'm going to blame you. This uh two thousands computer technology is really, really advanced. It's high tech. Those compacts those look like compacts. I think it's they're compacts. Yeah. That was the shape of a compact.

Remember when Cob Pack was a thing? Are they even around anymore? No. No, I don't think that Cop Pack's around anymore. Except for you know what I'm gonna be willing to bet our entire nuclear program is run off of one compact computer that's blue screening. It's a Windows ninety eight machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Windows ninety eight, you're adorable. Windows ninety five, my friend.

Windows and T No, if it was Windows and T we'd all be dead already. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. So fucking dead. The minute you plugged it in, we'd have launched. Oh man, these guys are getting fucked up. Oh no, oh she has survivor guilt too. Everyone in this film has some form of survivor's guilt. Everyone lost their team. And I worked for a cable franchise that operates here in Omaha. Yeah.

Their computer system, uhhuh, including their phone system. Yeah. All worked off of Windows N T and a voice over voice over IP program that worked off of W uh Windows N T. That explains a lot about the cable company here at Omaha. Dude, it crashed so much. Yeah. That there would be nights where your phone system would crash and you would just get stuck on some kind of a weird fucking call.

Like there were times that I would get stuck on like a senator's town hall call that I didn't even wasn't even involved with because the system would just glitch. That's hilarious. I would just sit there and listen to it because if it was a call that went over

a certain amount of time QA wouldn't bother with it. So I just let it play in the background and I would just fidget with toys or um like puzzles and things. Yep. And just waste time at that job. That actually uh happened to me when I worked a fraud detection job. And at one point I'd been there for so long, like on occasion if managers or supervisors had to leave to do a meeting, they'd ask me to walk the floor. And one day I was asked to walk the floor and on one side of it, uh

We had an automatic dialer. So you automatically got put into a call instead of making or taking calls on your own? Well this one person goes, I don't really know what to do, Matt and I got on there. They got automatically dialed into a sex chat line. A gay sex chat line. Oh man. Wow. There's a bunch of dudes all Well jerking it together on the phone. And just talking about it. Yeah, and talking about it. You know what? I love that they could give a helping hand through the phone to each other.

started talking on the line'cause you know, she had a script to follow and she's it was just when it beefs in, you're supposed to start your script and they're all like, You're rooting it. She has a very feminine voice, so they were not into that at all. What a boner killer. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah. So you started in on the script, they all got to finish and everyone was happy. No, no, no. Uh I just told her to hang up.

She she didn't know. She goes, What do I do? And I go and I got I listened and they're all like They're all trying to get back into it after she stopped talking. I go, You just you just you just hang up. She goes, What do I note this call as? Wrong number Well, we I think we already told the story about the f flim flam practices that we used to do.

Um at the first job that we had that was the call center job. Yeah, yeah. Where you would be able to pass a call on by making yourself unavailable and then reavailable and reavailable right away, yeah. Yeah, and then you would miss the call. Yeah. But I did so shitty at that job a purpose'cause I didn't care. It was horrible and I hated it. Yeah. Well we figured out how to kill the call recorder program that they recorded. They use for QA.

Yeah. No, no. I we figured it out together. That's right, we did. Yeah. Because yeah, I stopped being suspended because they didn't have any recordings for me anymore. Yeah, and they had to like literally like they were troubleshooting where they were on the phone with the カルコーデーコンパニー

And Yeah, I remember that now. Yeah, because they our IT guy couldn't figure out why we weren't getting recorded because we figured out how to do it. Because yeah, yeah, I remember'cause I I remember we wanted to figure it out because I'd just been suspended for the second time and I knew I was a pretty thin ice, so we're we're trying to figure out ways. Yeah, I right clicked on the icon in the system tray. Yeah, yeah. And then I f did the fine I did the find target as.

And uh when I figured out what the EXE was for it, we ended that task and if you ended that task before Uh and and deleted the actual If you if you just deleted the call recorder when you ended the task, it wouldn't it wouldn't restart it because it w couldn't find it there to delete it. Yeah.

And I didn't and then I realized if we kept deleting it, it wouldn't be back on all the computers and they would just go reinstall it and they would figure it out. Yep. So we moved it to our trash can and then put it back at the end of our ship. Well my favorite part was they splurged somebody for call recording. But did give any money to IT to record what was happening on the computers. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, and we were well I mean we were we were not being like malicious, which is

I just didn't want to get suspended anymore. And you know, it never occurred to me just to go looking for a different job. I just suffered through this one. Well, you were uh really, really into partying in your early twenties. I really was, bad. And you just were looking for the eas we we were the ultimate slackers in the two thousands. Oh god, yeah. Yeah.

It was terrible. Call centers had the highest paying job for the least amount of work if you didn't mind getting verbally abused. That was another reason, like while it was kind of a shit company, they did pay us really well for the time. Yeah. Yeah. It was a ridiculous amount. Yeah. Yeah. But I th that is another reason why I I I did not leave until I had found another job. But I eventually I had to'cause that

As well as it paid, it sucked the living life right out of it. I'm positive that call center was a money laundering operation for some kind of myth. Yeah, no, it was weird. We're not saying the name of the place, but it's not around anymore anyway. Yeah, it's not around anywhere. the company who they contracted to really come in almost take over the company from the dudes. So I was just like, ooh.

Yeah, no, the final contract after you left is what really killed them. Yeah, though that I could tell another reason why I got out is I could also tell a sinking ship when I seen one. Yeah. And I was like I don't need to try to come in one day and oh beside be told I don't have a job, so I better find a new one stat. Yeah.

What's funny about that is I got a job where I was answering incoming calls from like those late night porn sales things. Oh fuck it eh. Yeah, like they would do the late night like between episodes of uh You know, whatever was on, you know, whatever reality TV or whatever like sexualized program, they would have those infomercial things.

Well for that company I was like taking the orders when someone would try to call in. That's great. And I was working like really, really late at night. So I'd start work at like 10 PM and I would be finishing up at like 7 a.m. or something like that. Is this for the same company? Yeah. Oh wow. This was well after you left. This was before.

I was gonna leave, but they gave me that job. Oh okay. And I literally took one call every five hours, maybe. So I took one, maybe two calls a night. And I literally just stayed up and watched T like watched stuff on my computer waiting for a call. That's awesome.

For like months. Yeah, there was no way that that was sustainable without them having some kind of nefarious money laundering. Yeah,'cause you were literally getting paid not to do anything. Yeah, literally nothing. And just I just they paid me to stay up all night and watch DVDs I bought at Walmart. Yeah.

Yeah, you like you bring your laptop in, plug it in. No, I worked from home. That was the best oh, you got to work from home at that point. Yeah, and they paid for my fucking cable modem at the time. Oh shit. Yeah. I left there and did uh Earthlake Tech Support. Remember Earthlake? Yeah,'cause I'm the one that drove you for the job interview thing and like to take the test. Yeah, my car broken down. Yeah. I had to yeah, you had to I need to ride. Yep.

I remember dropping you off for it and you got the job and I was like, Well, good luck. I'm not giving you a ride there every day. Yeah, no, no. I was like my car's getting fixed, so I was fine.

Oh I forgot you have parents who love you and care about you and help you like get yourself back up on your feet. No, that one I did on my own. My parents were already gone by that point. They moved away, so yeah, well the way you phrased that sounded really dark. Yeah, yeah, it sounded really dark. No, yeah, my parents So they've started experimenting with a black hole generator. That's what I just saw and it's uh

Little creepy. And how does this kid so far away from fucking home? It's not like there's a neighborhood around. That's the thing with Japanese kids. They just free range out there. Yeah, that's just it's crazy out there. Fucking they're w it's wild. It's wild west out here. Yeah. These movies are long. I'm glad we got a lot to bullshit about because we've gone twenty minutes and we still have an hour and a half ish to go. Fucking Jesus, man. Yeah. The people stuff in this is a bit blah. Yeah.

I mean when you name your group the Gagraspers. The Gagrasp uh G Graspers. You are literally not the only person that thinks that is dumb. Like, I mean I better not be. Yeah. J just Almost everybody that I know that has seen this film is like the Go Graspers. The Good Graspers. Yeah. Yeah. No, I I I listen. If I felt like I was the only one who thought that was dumb, then really end the world, okay? Because this is fucking that's ridiculous.

Almost as ridiculous if I told you right now that we have not been recording the entire time. Don't worry, we have. Oh god. I just wanted to see your butthole get up. It'd be alright. We got an hour and a half left. I mean that's fine, I'll figure out a way. You tell me I have to go back to this last twenty minutes and it's over. I'm gonna have to slow down on big hits like that or you're gonna get a contact tie in this room. You're fucking you're hitting it right now.

Yeah. And this kid's out walking again. What the fuck, dude? That kid is on the escalator again. Fuckin' what is this kid, Carl from The Walking Dead? Can't you just stay in your fucking room? That's how you get your eye shot out, kid. Yeah. Just ask Carl. What happened? And then he went and got bit by a fucking zombie. What a fucking idiot. Spoilers.

If you haven't watched this television show that's been out for decades now. Oh yeah, well I I gave it to the case. Oh yeah, let's just touch that with your bare hands. God damn kid. Nothing bad can come from touching the strange alien rock that's smoldering with your bare hands. Fuck, this kid has the survival instinct of a gnat. This kid is literally the Japanese Jordi Vero. Yeah What does that mean?

I thought I knew what that was, but creep show. Fuck or th The lonely death on George Barrell. Yep, yep. All right, now I got it. Yeah. Meteor shit. It burns him and he's still run and it breaks open and yeah. Yeah. Oh god, it's leaking. I think I'm gonna like Tokyo. The next time your father gets a transfer, I think he's gonna have to go alone, right? I think I would feel like a giant in a Tokyo apartment. Yeah. Oh

Oh yeah, kid, you you probably should have taken that to the authorities. At least he's got it in plastic now. Listen, I'm not trying to alarm anyone, but this kid is like 17 walkie tubers at this point. There's no garbage collection today. You could bring your garbage down tomorrow. Wow, she's a real stickler about these rules. Jesus.

This kid's just walking around with this fucking irradiated at him tomb. I'm telling you, he's killed at least sixteen people that we know of. You know that's a kaiju egg right there. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, that's put it right down to the sewer system. Yeah, this thing that I found that's just slopping up a bunch of water. I'm just gonna dump it into a sewer because there's no bad thing that could happen there. God damn, this kid is the worst. I d I don't I don't like this kid at all.

I think it's a pretty accurate portrayal of what kids are. Yeah, they are terrible. Ha ha ha. Oh look, everyone's working out. Guess I'll watch the girl with the ears now. Guy has the same cake as Court does. Yeah. He's got an ear fetish.

Well look, he's mad about her this exercise'cause she's covering him up. He definitely has an ear fetish'cause he has to cover his with the hair. Yeah, the hair yeah. If he sees him too much in the mirror, just orgasms constantly can't get the day started. He's only into his own verse. He likes hers'cause they kinda look like his. He's like, Oh, those ears are sweaty. Can I give him a sniff? I bet they stink real good.

You know, sometimes the back of your ears will smell from all the sweat too. Oh god. This is the worst commentary ever. I can lie. This is so dumb. Let me rub my dick on him. Too far, sir. Too far. At least you asked for consent, sort of. Yeah, yeah. It was kind of forceful. That's just their banter. I suppose if your partner is uh predisposed to you asking for things that way, then that's fine. It's fine. Yeah. I wanna dip my balls in it. Oh, the Louis and the State.

Uh one of the streaming services we have has the state on it and I was so tempted to rewatch. Oh god. I think it's Paramount Plus has the all the MTV stuff, so yeah. God the state is on there. I've been tempted to rewatch it. I I get worried. Yeah. If how hold up things would be. No, I know it won't. I know. There's some certain sketches in the state that I know for sure that I'm not gonna like as much.

But I'll tell ya, going back and rewatching the Kids in the Hall stuff, it's a lot better than I thought it was gonna be. No, Kids in the Hall is so less problematic it I think's'cause they were I mean, they're all Canadian, number one. And then number two, they they all kinda were from all what would be considered alternative lifestyles back then.

Yeah, they were they were definitely they were more like yeah. You know, open and And their comedy comes from a place of that where they have such a diverse background for all of them. Yeah. I mean finally one of the characters is uh or uh characters they made was a drag, you know. It was fucking hilarious. It was great stuff.

The more ridiculous the kids in the hall stuff got, the better, like the chicken lady that Oh god, uh a hundred Helens agree. The Crusher Head Guy is just the Crusher Head Guy is Yeah. Crush your head, business boy. But yeah, I think you're right, I think'cause I I went back and like some of the living colour stuff I'd seen. recently and I'm a lot of the things that I used to think were funny when I was watching in Living Color when it was on TV are not funny to go. Oh no, in Living Colors

Yeah. Could be hugely problematic. There's a lot of spots in there where I'm like, oh, this is not good. I think one of the few reasons they could kinda get away with it was because it was really at the time when the first They were at least acknowledging that people like this existed. Yeah. Even though they were being a little hurtful with it. Yeah, and it was also the first time it was a major show run by people of color. Yeah. Yeah.

Well that's any time T V needs to get attention, like a new network comes out and it needs to get viewers, yeah. It does that where it it did African American oriented program. Fox did that first and then the WB took over once Fox was established and started canceling those shows. Yep. And then the WB and UPN UPN started doing that. CW. Yeah, and then they became the C W when they emerged. Hey, check out there.

So there's a weird thing that they do with these Godzilla monsters where they start off as a bunch of little smaller things that menace people and kill. Yeah. And then they join together to become one giant thing that Godzilla can fight. Oh, okay.

I don't know why they do it this way, but there's a lot of this. Like we saw it with Godzilla versus Destroya. Remember how Destroya was a bunch of little guys and then it merged together. So we got kind of the same thing here with Mageiris or Megaris or kick it back with his Walkman. Having a smoke. He's just grooving to himself and

It's about to have a bad time. Do you know there's like a whole study on like the length of cigarettes and the shape of cigarettes for getting people certain people to smoke them more? Like the Virginia Slims were geared to. geared towards women because they were longer and s more slender so Oh well yeah. Yeah. Well it's the same reason why they put cartoons on the boxes. Yeah. Yeah. The Joe Camo was literally to try and get kids to To smoke. Yeah. Yeah. Get'em hooked early. Yeah.

Christ if we only had their numbers. Uh uh. She just littered, now she's gonna die. Yep. If this were a Roger Corman movie, she would not be getting devoured. Now I slowly crawl back up the wall. It's basically like a flying cockroach thing. But like not with consent. No. No, it was definitely hate fucking. Yeah. This is the child of a violent, violent outrage. But now he's he's he's he's bolted. That what's going on. Mm-hmm. Not bad for early CG. No, I know, that's pretty good.

I've seen worse. Yeah. Current day, I've seen worse. Yeah, definitely. I should have bought a brought a back scratcher in for this commentary. I'm gonna be suffering. This is not a clip area we should be talking and not looking at our phones, man. Sorry. I'm gonna take it from you. I'm reading a text. I'm gonna take it from you. I have business. Hey look, it's flipped right to the page. Yeah. The kid's trying to find what that egg is that he just dropped in the sewer in doomed humanity.

You stupid, stupid boy. Yeah, it really is your fault. Yeah, you're it's all your fault. But she won't blame him because it's her fault. Other people are dead too. So you know It's because of the shape of her ears, it makes her more kind. And it means she can hear what other people are feeling. I from the lick of those ears, it's probably she's not good at racing. When wind's resistance is too much.

I don't know. The right kind of like uh cap I might hold'em down and that would help. Stocking cap. Yeah, that's what I use for my giant ears. Yeah. Same. Yeah. What's the wind resistance and those blow job handles she has there? Jesus Christ, Matthew. Yeah. Uh I thought you grew out of your edgelord humor, but apparently not. I have. That was actually just a callback to Deadpool Good Wolverade movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meganulla? Meganula. Mm-hmm. M Megatron. It's gonna grow into Megatron.

And he will lead all the Decepticons. Isn't Megatron a little bit more of a like kind of a bitch and a whiny bitch than the light brain's Megatron Prime Megatron is a fucking deadly bastard. When it's just a regular pistol. Oh, but it's an overpowered pistol. Right. And when he transforms the gun and either Soundwave or Starscream uses him. Yeah, he just kills Autobots like a motherfucker.

Analyzing target I mean, fuck it, watch Transformers the movie. Motherfucker then proceeds to blow Ironhide's fucking whole body apart. Yeah, you do see a lot of Transformers just die like immediately. So many die. Just cause they needed to bring out more toys. And yeah, oh yeah, definitely. You need to bring out you need to sell more toys. But so let's traumatize some children while we're at it. But then again if Optimus Prime hadn't a given his life we would never have had Prime Day, so

You know I wanna let that go. Yeah, I agree. Griffin, ready for takeoff. Roger, stand by Griffin. I always wear Dark R-Band during Prime Day just to remember the sacrifice of Optimus Prime. The greatest of the primes. Not like that bitch Rodimus Prime. What the fuck was he doing? He was a whiny little cunt the whole time. I'm not ready to be leader.

It's him. That's what he sounds like in the new cartoon series after yeah after the movie. What a fucking bitch. So much of a bitch they had to bring Optimus Pride back because fucking Bitch. No, I think the collective trauma of all of the kids that weren't ready to let Optimus die is what made them bring Optimus back. That too. But also Rodimus Prime was a bitch. Hot Rod was a stud, but Rodimus Prime was a solid bitch.

He looked like a weird El Camino whenever he transformed with his own. Yeah, it was an El Camino with like like with that you could live in. A camper El Camino. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking dumb. Fucking dumb. Now as a kid I ate that shit up. As an adult, it's fucking dumb. Blur was my favorite transformer. Blur was fucking sweet. The toy was my favorite. The blur toy was my favorite. As a kid. Hot rod.

And the movie was my favorite. As an adult, it's Cup. Cause I just identify with Cup in almost every which way. He's old, he's tired, he's done with all this kid's horse shit. The Bumblebee movie, the standalone bumblebee. Did Bumblebee some did some justice. I think really well. I really like the standalone Bumblebee movie. Oh, okay. Because Bumblebee is so underrated. He is.

Yeah. And I mean but he has to be iterated. If you watch in the cartoon, he's fucking the smallest dude. And he packs the biggest punch. Yeah. It's like a spider death monkey. Jazz. I also love jazz in the cartoons. Spider Monkey Death Machine is what I should have said. Yeah, it's Spider Monkey Death Machine. Oof. Jeez, what a stench. The fuck happened to him. Looks like he got a bedti bite taken out of him. Activate.

We put the floating dildo down in the water. That's a floating vibrator, get it right. My bad. It's one of those Power One nine thousand It's very close. You have to buy the one with the cord built in because it has to plug into the wall. Yeah, no. And it and it has to be like a special outlet too because of the amount of power it's generating. That depends upon how your house is wired. Your lady isn't gonna feel her clit after this, I'm telling ya. Wow.

There will be consider chaf considerable chafing the next day. Yeah, yeah. But that night is gonna rule. The night is gonna be fun. The next week of recovery, not so much fun, but take the good, you take the bad, and then there you have the facts of life. Weren't you Natalie from the Facts of Life? Oh fuck. That's what that show is about. Look at this. She's gonna ride Godzilla. Yeah, she's riding Godzilla. I love the little pink accents, yeah. He's fancy, Godzilla.

Whoa, well she ain't riding shit no more. No, she's in the water. Gotta hold on for eight seconds, man. If you can't hold on for eight seconds, you can't even be in the rodeo. I'm just telling you. He's just the most foreboding looking Godzilla in this era. The Shin Godzilla Godzilla design just makes me feel sad, like he just looks like he's in pain. Yes, because he constantly is. Yeah.

And the Godzilla minus one version of Godzilla is very similar to this, which makes me really really. Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna give this movie some props. I like their idea of how they're doing like how she can breathe underwater. That's cool shit. Like the thing that phe then the map.

Oh yeah. I I I'm fucking hey, this is this is kinda rad. No, they do some good sci fi stuff here. Oh now she's riding Godzilla. Right. And they built it in with the suit and then have her uh put into the scene as well, like kinda composite in. Look at this compositing, dude. Look. Oh my god, that's awesome! Yeah. Dude, that's not bad at all. Yeah, it's a little CG and then composited with her. Oh and the CG looks kind of like Syracuse. Hold on. That was not bad. Hold on. Oh. Tracking ball. Yep.

It's a little thing, what the fuck was that? Oh he didn't even feel that. That didn't even register to him. She shot it in the back of the box. No, it was it was like an itch. It's like, hey, what the Yeah, but it was in one of the back plates. Oh yeah, it's probably really defended, no nerves. Yeah, it's like an exposed bone and it didn't probably penetrate enough of the bone to really even register thing. How many more times can we say?

We say penetrate before it becomes sexual. Oh, once. Uh huh. You only say it you you say the word one time. And then everything after that's sexual. Yeah. It's implied to be sexual at that point. Yep, yep. Because everyone's calling attention to the word. Yes ma'am. You know what, you're starting to annoy me again. I'm gonna have to get high. Hurtful, but true. Hurtful but true.

Hey, listen, don't use your annoyance of me to get high, alright? You just were gonna get high. Well now that I don't have to drive you home, fuck yeah. I might do the next commentary with one of those fifty milligram cans in my hand. Oh shit. It won't have any effect on me during the commentary, but immediately afterwards I won't be able to talk. Yeah, well there you go.

Dimension ties ready. Hey, you're doing enough talking right now. Who needs to talk more later? Yeah, that's that's very fair. No, do not restart my computer now. No, no, later. Much later. Try tonight. Remind me tomorrow. Well there you go. Yeah. Love how we're talking to my computer as a commentary. Listen, I know it's hard. You just took a thick vadey file, but you gotta wait to restart until tomorrow.

See, they don't know about the thing. They don't know. Yeah, they don't know. That's just... You can't do a call back to a joke that's not on a record. We were making several inappropriate dick jokes about how big the file we were loading was. You're explaining it, Mate. Making it so much worse.

The theme song that starts off the show for these commentaries is telling you the truth. We are just filling time and wasting your life. We really are. Yeah. But you need to see these anyway, so that's why we're doing it. I really I do. I wanna watch these. Yeah, and this is the easiest way for you to be able to watch them. Look at that. Fancy.

Yeah, dimension tide, black hole gun. Now I have black hole sun going through my head. Black hole sun stop. Giant dragon from I discovered I can now confirm that. It's really, really good that I took all the brass knuckles and switchblades out. Once you started singing. I was looking around to make sure you weren't hiding one. Yeah. I was looking around to see if I left one. Until I hit that set, I was not gonna sing that second verse until I see if these got nothing around.

Here we go, some more commentary or not commentary but more uh this would have been a clip. Meganula Megano. Huh? What's that? I always loved that. Did he just question his own statement? It'll make it a megalodullah. What? I don't think he questioned it. I think it was the guy Oh, okay, but it looked like he said it. Yeah. The guy with the Dracula's widow's peak for his balding. I think he's the one that went

I just love that whenever someone is so confused they just make a Scooby noise. Yeah, yeah. The water seems to be the result of C G in Tokyo from all over Japan, but the whole area You know why the city flooded, right?'Cause that fucking kid partially. Yeah. Or that lady with the ears was working out again and all the sweat was poured out of her. Wow. Now you're just body shaming her for the ears. Not just a mini SGS. Can't do that this day and age, man. With ears.

No, I can't because I have giant ears, so it's okay. You're not a part of this court. You don't have giant ears. I suppose. I I don't really know. Don't tell me what I can and can't say about my ears and my people. I'm saying that at this point you are bullying this poor actress about her ears. What you shouldn't have brought him attention, alright? You started this. I suppose. Somebody's basement's gonna be flooded. And not in a sexual way.

Yeah, yeah, well yeah. Look at that. Somebody's basement is definitely flooded. Oh yeah. Was that like a floating towel? What the fuck was even the w d what was that? I literally just saw what looked like a towel floating. Yeah. Oh no, it looks like papers. No no no no no no no. If you go back to that scene, it was a striped fucking towel. I believe you because there's a lot of different things floating in the water. But a towel would No you know what? I'm not gonna get mad.

I'm not gonna get mad about this this is not Going to dominate my fucking neck. Maybe it's a super buoyant beach towel with the more water it absorbs, the more it floats. Yeah, well maybe. But no, it's not. Fuck you, that towel should be at the bottom of the city now. Well look at this stuff. Yeah. There's a lot of different detritus. Ooh, I never get to use that word. Ooh, look at that. I know, right? Oh. And it fits. It actually did it.

I I've I had an excuse to use detritus and I was going for it. Well that's it. That's all we were using this show for, fellas. It took uh about uh there's even more. There's even there's a bunch of detritus shown about on the Okay, you used it once. Alright, you don't need to keep going. The model work in this underwater scene is not. Oh this is really good. This is really beautiful. I mean you can tell it's models, but it's okay. Alright.

Roger. You can only say that once without being sexual. Go deeper. Roger. I I don't know. Look, there's the eggs. The city's flooded because of the eggs. They must produce their own liquid and that's what's flooding the city. Yeah, I mean yeah, that's what's happened. That's so weird. Because the egg was producing all the water. Yeah, but that's so fucking weird, right? It is weird.

Mostly because we're talking about this lady's ears the entire time over the top of this film. Yeah. Because deeper. Uh I don't know deeper. I know harder, I know faster, but if she asks for deeper, then I I don't know, man. You better be talking like Socrates or some shit because I can't I'm giving it all she's got, Captain. I was gonna say you're a Scotty in that situation. I'm giving her all she's got. I don't have more lengths. I don't have any more to give. This stick has dipped.

432 to B16. Checking commenced. If I could have lost my hair like that, I would have been happy. Have the mega Dracula widow shake. Yeah. I would just comb it forward like fucking taco. Oh Jesus. And sing putting on the roots like a weirdo. Put low the rip. Alright, let's have a look. Spectrosensor on. Oh, this CG not good. Not good. Oh. That's kinda good though. Okay. Okay. Back to Osaka. Our reports.

Guy sit there. Don't let it out of your sight, guy. I closed my eyes. Ooh, it was out of my sight for a minute. Judging by this carpet, you don't want it to match the drapes. We can't guarantee that the weapon will work through water. I don't know, I guess cotton candy colored hair could be kinda hot. Yeah. You know, they're all dying everything nowadays. You know, all idiot hair can be d dyed for two miles of your pleasure.

I have to make c love with my eyes closed because if I see myself I'll get turned off. See, I have to do the same thing because if my eyes are open, I'll come too fast when I see myself. So that's right. What guarantees? That's just weird. Don't kick Shavey, that's wrong these days, Cork. You can't do that.

Yeah. Forever. Fear and you always have to use children. No, I'm not when I say that's wrong, it's not a moral judgment. Oh I'm saying that's wrong as in you are not actually making a truthful statement. No, you're you're exactly right. There is nothing attractive about me. Right. You're not gonna make yourself come faster. No. If anything, you're gonna make yourself more ashamed. And then that'll help you last longer if you look at yourself. That's pretty much it.

In my spare time, by the way. There's always some kid genius in these fucking movies. Why has he got a Cubs hat? Why are you a Cubs fan? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. He saw Mr. Baseball and decided that that was the life for him. Fuck Chicago. All right? Maybe it's because Data had that hat. Fuck the cubs.

pieces of shit assholes. Just going after everybody in these commentaries. This is why you need notes because otherwise you just start spitting out hate at everything. Well, I'm not hating everything. Just everything that's on screen. I'm loving Godzilla. But he's not on screen right now. Well, see, that's the problem. You can hate on the Gagrasper name all you want. Yeah, well yeah, I'm saying come on.

Is he wearing denim overalls that he just tied down around his waist? Uh uh that would appear so, yes. I think it's like a jumpsuit actually. Yeah, denim overalls. Just uh yeah, yeah, yeah. We're saying the same thing. Yeah, or yeah, yeah. If this were the Venture Brothers, I'd call it a denim speed suit. There you go. But I have complete faith in the eye. The last outfit you'll wear for the rest of your life. The rest of your life. Your speed suit. Thank you, Major.

Wow, that was respectful. Hey, slow down. Thanks for saying us for horseshit. Little rough CG planes there. Yeah, that was uh that was a little rough going there, but it's alright. On occasion have some rough CGI. This is like 22000s. Yeah. And a Godzilla budget too. Exactly. Alpha One or the B. You know what? I'm I'm still enjoying it, so whatever. Just callin' it like I seize it. Uh-oh.

Yeah, that was a little rough. Yeah, the underwater CG stuff is not you there was some of it earlier that did not look great. How they gonna do this with a suit and a person in a suit and keep them underwater? Exactly, yeah, they can't. I mean they could, but it would be extremely dangerous for the person in the suit. Mm-hmm. Unless you build enough space. See no there's a suit. He's coming up out of the water and that looks terrific. That looks great. Oh man, the futuristic ship.

Do you remember the Super X from the nineties Godzilla's that we did? That plane that would like reflect Godzilla's heat ray and stuff like that? I think that's what this was supposed to be. It's like a version of that as like the Godzilla anti Godzilla aircraft type thing. I love the way his spines start radiating before he blasts. Yep, that's actually awesome. Oh this flew right in you flew right into it. This era of Godzilla has a really strong atomic breath.

Yeah. Not later. Why don't you fly right into it? The Godzilla minus one seems to be the strongest atomic breath blast because after it blasts, there are mushroom cloud is left where it blasts. Yeah, because he literally launches a nuke out of his From that version of Godzilla, yes. I mean it is called atomic breath. TNT, I'm dying old mine. Oi. Uh all right. Oh oh well that's bad. Sergeant Yeah, you're gonna have to call your guy. Yeah, you gotta call a guy about that.

Or a gal. Or a gal. A guy or a gal. You gotta call your you gotta call your exterminator. Yeah, you gotta get your person on. Yeah, you gotta get You need like extraordinari extraordin exterminators extraordinary. Yeah, something. You need those folks. Exterminators Extraordinaire specialize in learning their foe and exterminating them. They cover everything vampires.

Um giant uh interdimensional mm bugs created from the black hole being opened up. They they can get you. I talk to them. I'll take care of it. Oh good. Thanks. Give me that number. The interdimensional bug thing is And with spring approaching, I really just wanna nip it in the bud now. Yeah, you have not seen an invasion s invasive species until you have run into an interdimensional uh bug.

Created from a black hole. You know how much water damage they do to a house? God. Well look how much water damage they do to a city. Okay. A house would be exponentially worse. Oh yeah. Fuck I love grape soda. Alright, dimension tide Ready? Press that fucking green button, bro. Good news, we're halfway done and we only have an hour left. This is long as fuck. See next one is long too?

It's a little long. Oh fuck, Jesus, man. What are you doing to us here tonight? I know length is not your strong suit. It is not. I just said, don't tell me to go deeper. I cannot do it, Captain. I'm giving her all she's got. Faster and harder, fine. I understand those commands. Godzilla's coming ashore. This looks great. Him coming up out of the tank ashore. Oh, look at him. He's beautiful. What? Oh There we go. So these are the mega lunas or whatever? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

I think our audience is really gonna love hearing our nasals snorting. I know man Either that or our mouth breathing, whichever's gonna be happening Listen, I had a couple of cigars last night. All right. Stayed up too late drinking bourbon cigars. What do you want from me? I stayed up too late getting high and banging my wife. We all had plans. I didn't plan, I just had a really, really good night. There you go.

How much you wanna bet he starts atomic breathing then? A better. I'm just getting annoyed already. That suit is so fucking cool. Lit up Oh yeah, here we go. See now that's good CG where that is actually very good CG. Yeah the atomic breath CG looks great. Oh man, you're flying right into it again. Yeah, this CG's a little rough. But I mean they're just a bunch of bugs swarming them, so you can't that sucks more than having a bunch of bugs swarm ya.

Yeah, especially like these kind of like really buzzy I like how they call them dragonflies, but they have scorpion tails and they're stinging the shit out of them. Yeah, but they look like dragonflies. Everything's always gotta be supposed to Oh they're starting to get the atomic blood. So they're also like mosquitoes. With their weird tails. Yeah.

All of these creatures in the Godzilla universe feed off the same kind of atta atomic energy. Yep. And the Americanized 2014 Godzilla is really ran with that. Mm-hmm. Big time. Where Godzilla literally lives on atomic energy. Uh-huh. And all of the creatures that are in that universe have their own distinct version of radiation At this point I would just start doing like lighting my tail up and shit like that.

Well good thinking Matt, wait till Godzilla thinks of that. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just saying what I would do. Yeah, because basically he's backing into him and he's about to radiate them without blasting. Yeah, these are like mosquitoes too. Oh getting swarmed by gnats and mosquitoes at the same time is the worst. Yeah, oh I w oh fuck. Oh he's using his tail to swat him, look at that. That's awesome. There we go.

Classic mistake that Godzilla's making here, he's overcooking those. Yeah. They're not gonna be tasty anymore. No, no. See he doesn't sear the He's literally melting it off. Yeah, that's not good. You're wasting it. You're not adding flavor. You're overcooking. Well, I guess with the right kind of seasoning he could probably pass it off as Cajun. Blackened shrimp. Yeah. Yeah. It's certainly blackened. Some of the Magola have been killed. Opening fire. Keep your distance. Roger.

Here we go. Let's bomb this motherfucker. They're not just bombing them. No, they're sending him to a different dimension. Yeah, they're black hole bombing him. They're making him somebody else's problem. Some other reality that's living in peace. And that will bring us to the Pretty sure that our universe, right? is a result of an interdimensional war we lost. I'm pretty sure too, yeah. I'm hoping so. Black hole. Yeah Sucked through the hole string.

Where those brass necks again? Oh yeah. You should threaten me over singing. Just saying. People in glass houses. And my defense I'm stoned. Like a lot. Yeah, I can tell. You're fucking Well, ladies and gentlemen, court's on planet nine right now. Uh I'm in space case. I'm gonna go ahead and be taken over to the show. So Oh I'm not that far gone. I'm not letting you take control.

They built those. Those were little model like monster bugs that they were having them flap around. They built some of those. I was about to say I'm taking over the show now, so what's your favorite penis size and why is it mine? I guess because it's so small. Fire again! Well of course I did. Are you kidding me? I practically built the door, left it open, and gave you a welcome sign.

It was a really odd sign. It said no solicitation, no salesman, no flyers, no politics, no religion, no exceptions. Penis jokes welcome. Penis jokes always welcome. If you got one, let's go. Penis joke. You don't have to have a penis to make a penis joke. Dicks are just funny. They really are.

God that suit's amazing. It it's so good. I know we keep talking about it but it's one probably one of the best things about the movie. It's kind of the only thing good about the movie so far as the guns of the ass. This story is fucking brutal by the way. Yeah, they wanted to black hole bomb Godzilla. But now he's still there. It didn't work. He just nodded like Yeah, I see it fucking dipshits a fucking Yeah, I'm mesmerized by the suit. I can't stop staring.

I'm not looking forward to getting all those keyloid scars tattooed on. No, you're gonna have a good time. Yeah. The pinkish hue on your back's gonna be real good. The spines were fun to get drawn out. I'm sure. I have like the top two thirds of guts drawn out my back right now. Oh His head is like on one shoulder, his spines go out to the other. It's huge. Yeah, it's like the first two thirds of my back. Yeah. Is what's covered right now. What's just the outline?

Gonna take two sessions just to get the outline done. Oh Jesus Christ. Yeah. We're gonna be in tramp stamp area next. Yeah. Oh that, my dear boy, it's a tramp stamp. Yep. It's not a tramp stamp on it's your whole back. Yeah, no, you can't be. No. That's that's a back tattoo. Yeah, I don't know what slutty version that makes me to have my whole back done. Court with the dragon tattoo. Court with the Godzilla tattoo. It's a movie no one will ever want to see.

My OnlyFans works different. See the people sent me money to put more clothes on. They've done this joke. Uh huh. Yeah. For a$5 subscription, I'll throw a jacket over the sweatpants. You give me$20? I'm putting on a turtleneck. Give me thirty, I'll throw a jacket over that turtleneck and sweatpants over these jeans. They're I bought a house last year. So

They're stealing energy from Godzilla and then Is that Godzilla down there? No, they're feeding the energy they stole from Godzilla to this giant egg sack thing. That that's gonna become the monster I got you now that I can't pronounce the name of yet. Megatron. Yeah, the the Megatron monster that we're about to see. I'm pretty sure there's some suplexes getting involved. And look, oh, they transferred the energy and now they're dead. Yeah, they died doing it. Well yeah, I mean

They all had cancer at that point. So this this particular version of a bug is very similar to the Precambrian beings in uh tremors. Where they have phases where they have different versions. That's right. Sometimes they're ass blasters, sometimes they're the running around Yeah, the little running dogs. Yeah. And it's only at certain points that they're doing. Sometimes they're just the worms. Yeah. What are you doing?

Stop beating him up. Yeah. All of us want to defeat God. She's like, he made fun of my ears. I broke his arm. But need to fine too. This lady's rocking the hell out of that turtleneck and we'll clap coat combo. Yeah, yeah. And by the way, uh you heard us. You're the one we told you nothing was ready yet, and you still said we were gonna use it. So fuck off in your own fucking mistakes.

Stop blaming everyone for your fucking mistakes, goddammit. How many more people are you gonna get murdered, ears? It's is Vikings an actual baseball team that that guy's wearing a shirt of? The Vikings uh I don't know about a Vikings baseball team. It's a football team. Yeah, there was a Vikings baseball, I thought it said. No. Well I mean th there isn't one unless he's it's like a local team. Yeah. Well he's a fan of the Vikings baseball team with a Cubs hat.

Son of a bitch with that fucking cup. You go all Jack Burton about a cub's hat. I I don't w I don't like it. Son of a bitch must pay. At least it's not a fucking cardinal's hat, or else I'd really be fucking blown my stack. God, sports ball doesn't matter. Hey, fuck you. Back tattoos don't matter, but I don't give you shit for it, do I? You let me have my stuff. Back tattoos very much matter. Did to you? See how it goes?

We're all into our own weird shit to try to get through this fucking life. You're annoying me so much I'm gonna have to get more high to not hurt you. This is why we stopped recording together the same why why we were well that and COVID. Yeah, one way or another it was'cause we didn't want to hurt each other. Yeah, exactly. Listen, I have Fifies and you hurt them. That's just what happens. Well, stop having Fifies. I can't. Oh, looks like our kaiju is born. Oh, here we go.

So there wasn't really a transf I always remember him transforming, but I guess those little things are what feed him. Yeah, they fed him. They didn't mold into him, they just fed him too. Yeah, it's like a multi-stage thing. Yeah, Viking HF basically. Yeah, that must just be a local team.

That's cultural appropriation man. Yeah, they're taking your Viking shit. Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck. My culture is not their costume. No, that's right. But apparently it is. See, I'm gonna let'em have that'cause uh you know, we yeah I'm just gonna let them have this.

Well you should let him have that. I'm letting him have that. Yeah. You know what? My position on this is not good. No, no. You d when you're the only country to get nuked, I think, you know, you you get carte blanche on a lot of stuff. Okay? I will not accept hillbilly face though. That is definitely my culture and that is not your costume. What's hillbilly face? Mumford and sons. To be to put it boldly. Jesus. So its wings are pretty

Yeah, it's got like sort of that Mothra from the Mothra solo movies in the nineties where her wings were like razor blades and cut stuff open. That's pretty awesome though. Yeah. Do you need another fidget toy? No, I'm good. Alright. Cause I got one. I'm playing with my nuts over here. And he means that literally, everyone. It's making Matt very uncomfortable. That's why he keeps saying hand check. So fucking weird around here.

It's so uncomfortable. But part of this is my fault because I was doing a lot of dick talk today, so you know. Yeah. You got me worked up. Yeah. One of my kinks is to get rage baited. What if my kinks is apparently to crush my fucking nuts sitting in this chair? Ow. Missing some great explosions while you stand up to try and soothe your balls. That hurt.

No, I'm playing with a puzzle that's called nut case. Yeah, no no. You say actually play with his nuts people. Yeah, that would be inappropriate. I didn't get permission in Yeah, to to do that. Yeah. So if you But I did just actually crush my nuts in this chair. It was quite painful. Yeah, I'm all I'm sorry, it hurt.

I had tear literally a tear. I don't know why people say that you can't make fun of like like you can't have good jokes out of being woke, but you totally can. Yeah, you really can. Yeah. Being overly sensitive to other people's needs is super funny. Yeah, it is. It's fucking hilarious. It's good shit. Yeah. And it's also just a good practice in life. Yeah, right. Oh no, I'm overly respectful to you. I'll try not to be in the future. I'll try to try to tote it down, I guess.

Sorry I respected you as a person in your culture. My bad I guess. I'm sorry that I pointed out that there are differences between you and I and I celebrate them. Yes. Because I like variety in life. Yes. I find it to be the spice of life, if you will. I don't want life to be like Baskin Robbins. I want more variety. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't limit me to thirty one. Thirty-one flavors, fuck you. I need sixty-two. I need sixty-nine. Nice. You better remain here.

I'll take a double scoop of crotch. Three miles off a chijo. Don't forget the sprinkles. I would have never made that joke. I think I did get a contact. Maybe you shouldn't drive home. I'll be fine by that by that time. Satellite sixty-nine. Here in Tokyo, the people are going to be a good one. Come on, let's do that. Hey, excuse me, sir. In about five hours' time. We don't know exactly where to land yet. We'll let you know. Did you ever watch the movie? Same way?

I don't know why. You ever watch the movie Kids? I have seen it, yeah. At the very beginning of the movie, that movie is so fucking wrong at every level he could possibly talk about. Well yeah. But he smells the kid's fingers after the kid gets duck done fucking a girl. And he's like, Mmm, butterscotch and I'm like, listen man.

I don't know if you've ever actually smelled butterscotch in your life, but you should probably do that before saying that kind of shit, because that's not what it smells like. It always bothered me when I saw that movie, and it was like, mmm, butterscotch. You go, this motherfucker's never had a butterscotch in its whole sad life. Everything about that movie bothers me. Oh my god, no shit. It was a soccer. I've watched it once. What? Once.

I watched it more than that. We used to have watch parties in that movie. I bought it on VHS. Yeah, it just it didn't appeal to me. It wasn't really my thing. It's fucked up. That's why. It's I mean what what what messed you up? What? Eventually spreading of AIDS or the rape. I mean pretty much every frame of that movie. Yeah, it's pretty terrible. Yeah.

I guess she wasn't the only good person. Like but there were two good people in that whole movie. Rosario Dawson was in that movie. That's fucking a l I mean, Jesus Christ. It's a long career. Oh look, Godzilla spines. The flyover has been decent. Yeah, the this is real that's real nice.

CGI compositing of actual elements looks good. See that looks good. Yeah, but the CGI where they're actually generating a Godzilla and CGI or the ship doesn't look so great. No. But using it to composite has worked out well for it. Music playing the the beginning of this music is Makes me think of Samoa Joe and any wrestling fan out there will agree with me. Makes me feel like it's the beginning of Samoa Joe's wrestling theme. Just start chanting, Joe, Joe, Joe.

We are down to a half hour left, my man. Holy shit. Yeah. We're we're almost to the big fight. Let's get going. See, Godzilla hates trains. I don't blame'em. Disgusting way to travel. What with the economy and the way that it uh saves energy for multiple people to move very quickly? Yeah, no, being a capitalist, I can't abide by any of those things that are good for things. Hey, check out the what's that?

Megaguris is attacking Godzilla! Megagurus? Meg Megaguris. Megaguris. Megaguris. I never get her. We have a whole bit about that. We're gonna uh we're gonna both say it and then we'll plug it in. Megagurus. Megagurus. Now we can just you can go back and plug it in later. It's too much work. Yeah, I wouldn't do it either. Court ten years.

Court ten years after doing this show won't do that. No, won't do that. But at least you if you like get a like a bug up your ass, you have the option now. Like a megagurus up my ass. Yeah, if you get a mega gurus up your asshole. that's that digital zoom is not working. But that looks good. Oh Zilla's down Yeah, he took a a sharpened wing to the

Here's the thing about Godzilla. He gets knocked down, but he'll get up again. You're never gonna keep him down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll uh he'll drink a whiskey drink and he'll probably drink a vodka drink. Drink a cider drink. You drink a lager drink. And he'll get knocked down. Yeah. He'll get up again. He'll get up again. You'll never gonna keep him down. Never gonna keep him down.

This is the worst commentary we've ever done. No, no, no, it's not. Yeah, you're right, the next one's gonna be much worse. Yes. Yeah. Oh but this fight is gonna be amazing. Here we go. Yeah. I know I'm gonna have to try to remind myself to talk because this is just gonna get epic here. Oh fuck it blow that right in his face. Oh nope, he dodged it. Don't have to make a sexual. I think the course of these commentaries has shown you I do have to make it

Sexual sexualizing kaiju just feels wrong to me. Well well. This is the most innocent love I have as Godzilla films. Not anymore. Let's get to the fucking Oh look it has uh hypersonic wings. Look, it's hypnotizing them Uh oh. Creating like a dust cloud to hide in. Yep. Oh no! Oh no, it must be shifting reality in some way. Neat. I wonder if his wings have an EMP blast of some sort. Uh oh. You're gonna fire it again. Black hole gun. Bone chicum. Ah fuck that building in particular.

Burned a hole right through that stuff. That looks gorgeous. That was a good one. He just nods. Yep, I did that shit. No, it's like he taps his chest and went, My bad. My bad. Tapped over his heart. I did that. I did that. That's my fault. That's alright. The table broke the fall. Yeah, it's got like a high speed sonic first attack. You know it's pissing Godzilla off too. Yeah, well he just did atomic breath sweeps. Oh man, and he hit those cars. I was like

Oh three payments away for paying this motherfucker off. Yeah. You look around these buildings. and you see the model buildings that they're fighting around and you know they're gonna go through each of them. Yeah. Like that one right there with the fucking scaffolding and everything, that's gonna so go down. Oh yeah, they're this whole city's gonna be leveled by the time they're done fighting out.

They're still trying to fire the black hole. Have you tried rebooting it? It's a Windows NT system, that'll just make it worse. I know what? Megagore's high frequency. We're trying to figure out. It reminds me of the joke in the IT crowd whenever they uh

They fuck off for w from work for the day and they just go play hooky. Uh-huh. And they are one and pass up they're there where there's a suspected bomb and there's a bomb robot uh that they're trying to get working and uh the bomb robot is like frozen so they try to help troubleshoot And they ask what operating system the laptop's on. Uh-huh. And he goes, it's Vista. And he goes, we're going to die. Vista. Yeah, you are. You are dead on Vista.

Listen motherfuckers, I'm not trying to tell you anything, but if it's an important enough system, run Linux, alright, please. And I'm not even the biggest fan of Linux, but I know what's gonna run. That tail spincher. Oh, right in the testes. Oh, he entered him. Oh, this is sexual. This is so sexual. Oh, he's trying to suck out all his shit. I'm sorry, heart. There's no other way to explain it His power. He's sucking out his power. Yeah, well Yeah, this is a sexual assault.

Yeah, we we technically just watched a sexual assault. We'd watched a rape. That's what rape was. That's that's rape. That's what rape is, right there. I love every type they a flying thing. Oh here it is. Oh there you go. Told you this is the most like wrestling. Every yeah, every time though got some Battles a flying creature, a kaiju, he always gets picked up and dragged and thrown into something every time. Yeah, he has to. Yeah.

How else are they gonna make a flying enemy be that scary? Other than it's a few. I knew that thing was gonna be something. Watch. Told you it's the most like wrestling. Yep. It's waited for him to see what was gonna happen before it does it. I knew that thing, that that fucking thing in the golden thing there and that building was gonna mean something. Yeah, it was gonna be a weapon. Yep. Look at it.

even calling out to the crowd the way he was shaking. Come on, come on, see? And then he hits it. Yeah. Alright a headshot. Yep. That kaiju has a family. Oh my god. And then he drops the rest of the scaffolding. Oh my god, stop the match already! It messed up our system. Oh no! As God is my witness, he has broken in half! That Godzilla has a son. He may be annoying, but damn it it has to be raised by his pop. Stop the damn match already!

This is no longer sanctioned. Uh-uh uh oh. Oh, he's back up. Again, as we've already established, he gets knocked down, but he'll get up again. You'll never get to keep him down. Yep. Amazing. It's so good. Look at the teeth. Yeah, the teeth. Oh he's shaking loose. He's like, alright, I just got violated and then my ass whooped so. Yeah. This era suit actor is really well developed too.

Let's go motherfucker. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, see you're not the only one who could duck a motherfucker. He didn't just duck, he spined him. Oh Yeah, does that feel b- Oh yeah. Ugh. Yeah, just cut off your fucking hand. What's up, lefty? What are you doing? Are you saying lefty because the left one got cut off? It's like an ironic nickname like calling a big guy small. Or a bald guy Harry. Yeah. Yeah. You ruined my new jacket. Kill him a lot!

Wow, that's a deep cut from Buffy. From Buffy the Van the movie. Yeah. That's like the best line that Paul Rubens has in that film. Yeah, yeah. Kill him a lot. Kill him a lot. Well then that's what Luke Perry does to him later when he goes, I'm done with you, he goes, oh get away from me, lefty.

You're gonna have to give us something pretty quick. That or uh Luke Perry's great line with David Arquette's float there he goes he goes, let me in, I'm hungry, he goes, you're floating! Get away from here. I didn't even know you came. The best creepy floating vampire asking to be let in stuff is from the Salem's Lot TV show TV movie that talked about. Fuck you. Fuck you with that shit. It's so hate that shit.

Oh, I so terrify- Oh I did it again! This is rape. This is what rape is. This is what rape is. This kind of violation. Godzilla will not stand with this. Oop, that's that's fucked up. She was like she was like, Oh, I care more about uh the system being booted up than you being okay. She goes, what's wrong with Dimension Tide? And I was like, Well, maybe it's not working because you're kind of a bitch about it. It's funny, right as I was joking

About Godzilla will not stand for this. My watch told me that I needed to stand for this. Oh. So I'm standing for this. And Matt is uncomfortable because he feels like I'm trying to be domineering over him. Yeah, what's what's going on around here? It's just me standing here wiggling my arm trying to get my watch recognize body slam body slam five star frog splash did you see that godzilla was like

Oh yeah. He's like, oh, you like to force yourself on people, huh? Right? He's like, you like that shit? Yeah. Oh. Just missed. See that was great. That body slam was fucking sweet. Come on, watch. I want to sit back down. Thank you. God I'm lazy. Use thirty percent AL filter. At least you have something telling me to stand. Having an Apple watch with Apple fitness is quite literally like having a pet Timagotchi, but you're the dumb thing you're trying to keep up.

Ja. So yeah, I have the fitness reminders for standing and getting up and trying to get the right amount of exercise and yada yada yada. He programs Uh See look at this bullshit. He programs a CGI character to go in and patch the system. Oh my god. This is hackers. Yeah. I blame hackers for this. Hackers did a lot of bad things for trying to make kids understand what computers are and how it works.

Yeah, that's not how you patch software. No. No. No, there's a lot of going through lines of code. Yeah. And it's very boring. It's a lot of clicking, it's a lot of right click, paste, right click, paste, because you already have what you know to fix in a notepad someplace.

If you're more confident you can do a find replace. That's you can do that as well. Yeah. That's uh that's that's when you're one of those uh fuck around and find out style programmers where you're like we need to make this happen, so let's move quick. And then you're gonna piss off like three other developers'cause you are gonna break stuff and then they're gonna have to fix it. Unless you're the only developer on the Then you can really fuck around. Then then you can really get crazy. Yeah.

I love the spines of this Godzilla. Again, he got knocked down, but he will get up again.'Cause he can never keep him down. You cannot. No. Because most likely he will drink a whiskey drink. I want to see a supercut of Godzilla falling down and then getting back upset to that song. Yep. He'll drink a cider drink. In the old days when I first heard the song and wasn't really paying attention. I thought he was saying he drinks a whiskey drink.

He drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a sida drink, and then he drinks a lot of drink. Then I was like, oh it's cider drink and then lagur drink. Not sure about the speed changes for Godzilla being disoriented here. Oh, yeah. Right in the face or did he bite it? Oh, you are fucked now. Oh he just bit his dick off. Yeah! Guess you won't be fucking violating anybody else.

Dick bit off. Uh-oh. What if I told you right now we would not been recording this entire time? I'd be like, well, I guess we're only doing one movie today. And it ain't this one. And it ain't this one. We'll catch this one back later. I'm glad we watched this.

Yeah, I think I would feel the same way at that point. Yeah, no. I don't know why I keep looking at the recorder to make sure. You're scared yourself. I just keep looking. Congratulations, put a corner in your ass. You played yourself. Uh my anxiety is the f- You worked yourself into a shoot, kid. That's awesome. Yeah. The actual flame. Yeah. It's fucking incredible. Godzilla's like, fuck you. See, I did not undersell or oversell this fight. It's exactly what it was. It's a wrestling fight.

Yeah. And then he got a second he hulked up, his hocumania hulk up, and then bit his dick off. And then burned him alive. That always happens in wrestling. Classic story like Bite dicks and then burden them alive. Maybe an ECW. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. Or XPW, whatever trash they put out there. Oh yeah, this city got fucked the hell up. Yeah. Flooded, burnt, destroyed. Atomic breath, so radiated.

And now Godzilla's like, fuck it! Yeah. Bandai releases a bunch of Godzilla toys. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So they had a sign in there. Yep. Some artists in that Bandai building. Oh, this gear uh best figure we're gonna have yet. This is such a great representation of what he's gonna look like. Yeah. Keep trying.

Well that's like in uh Godzilla vs the smog monster, that kid has all those Godzilla figures. That's right, yep. You're like, Oh, so you're okay with these things that destroy your city and you wanna play with them like they're toys? Oh okay. Yeah. Listen, one generation's tragedy is another one's action figure. I'm not so sure about this compositing, but I'm gonna let it be Ma I don't mind it. It's all right. I mean too much. It's the era. I'll let it go for the era for sure. We can't.

There was the CG in the mummy and the mummy returns. Oh yeah. The Scorpion King and the Mummy Return. That was maybe some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Although it was super rushed and like they it was basically their

their first run model. Yeah. That they were forced to use. Because they w the studio wanted it pushed out fast. Yeah. And they just forced them to use their first run model essentially as all they had. Yep. That's so horrible. Yeah, it was bad. That's I feel so bad for that team. Because like mummy one, it was pretty good shit. It was okay, yeah. It wasn't bad at all.

Some of the CG was a little rough. But I mean if you're complaining about the CG then you're obviously not distracted by the care the uh multiple like hot casts that will make you question your sexuality. I mean all of them. Or will help you define it. Yeah. I mean all All of'em. Like congrats, you just put the hottest cast together in mummy in the mummy film. In that era. In that era.

Yeah, there's a lot of millennial kids that uh define their sexuality based on who they're hot for in the cast of the mummy. And usually it's all of'em. It's all of'em. Yeah, all of'em. There's memes about it. Yep. But Godzilla's all fucking up buildings. What does Godzilla want in the Science Institute? Well apparently he owns plasma energy. Uh uh.

What a piece of shit. Uh-huh. He said they closed the beaches, but they didn't. Nope. They didn't move the bodies. You didn't move the bodies. He said they changed the formula of Soilent Green, but they didn't. They didn't. It's people! I just don't get it. Cause he's Godzilla, you dipshit. He senses it.

Oh, I just found a bunch of guitar picks. That's gonna come in handy later. There you go. Just how many people have died? Look, we warn you with every fucking opening that theme song tells you we're wasting your time. We're wasting your time, people. Oh, she punched him. Throw him off the fucking building. Once we get through these commentaries, we start in on the uh Richard Pryor Gene Wilder. Oh, that's gonna be so good.

Yeah, films. Back to reviewing. It's gonna be half good. The other half is not gonna be as good. No, yeah. Half are gonna be real good. The first two are really good. Yeah, and then I decided that we're just gonna split it up. We're gonna both do one of the good ones. And then both do one of the bad ones. Yeah. And I think the way that we're probably gonna go I like Silver Streak and you probably like Stir Crazy, so I'll do Silver Streak and you can do Stir Crazy. I also wanna do

See No Evil V. I wanna do See No Evil. Oh come on, God damn it. I might pull some premonacta on that bullshit because I run this barter town. You do. Yeah. God damn it. How about this? How about this? We'll split. the we'll split uh doing the notes like we did f on see no evil, hear no evil. And then we'll split doing the notes on the other one. So we'll do half and half of each. No, that's all right. You can do C here C no here. That's that's gonna get way too confusing for me.

We could do a commentary on the last one to complain about how bad it is live. Oh my god. Yeah. That may be something we should do, so no one has to do a note on that one. Yeah, it's bad. That's I mean it's real bad. Yeah. But it's like the last thing that we had that they worked together. Yeah. Yeah. And then

I guess I should finally fucking say it too. Like we we talked about doing um we were gonna do like uh road movies and like uh like kind of uh like convoy like yeah like people running from cops or overpowering.

Smoky and the bandit? We yeah, I think Smoking the Bandit might be on the dock. Yeah. Definitely cannonball run. Cannibal we have to do all the cannabis runs. Even though that's gonna be uncomfortable at certain areas. Yeah, well I mean unfortunately that's I mean Smoky and the Bandit's gonna get pretty fucking uncomfortable too. Oh yeah, any Burt movie has some real bad shit like that. Well and Jackie Gleeson. Oh yeah. I mean dude, as funny as he was, it's you can't be that funny these days.

That kinda funny. It's a different time, different era. But we'll be able to fixate on the cars and all the Oh fuck the Trans Am. Yeah. That is highly sexualized for me. We could we could do we could do that series for a while when we start doing those like uh anti authority car road trip style movies or trucker convoy movies.'Cause I mean Vanishing Point, we could cover that. Yeah. Oh yeah. We could go a lot of different directions.

I think we definitely need to do cannonball run finally and we need to do that. You ever thought about doing a Star Trek series? I have. Yeah. Yeah. But I kind of only want to do the ones that Yeah,'cause y w i you would have to get over your full franchise fest need for Star Trek, or else it's gonna be like a year long fucking deal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's so many. Yeah. Well you do you do you do Star Trek the Mosha Picture. You would do Wrath of Con.

you do the search for Spock. And then after that you can get a little d decision making about where you want to go. Or you just stop there. You could. Yeah, you just stop there and then you don't have any debate or complaint. You do not need to do the voyage home. Well here's the thing is like there's some of those that I like that other people hate though. See, here's mine. In it's the newer generation. So many people hate Star Trek Insurrection and I fucking love it.

Really? Yeah. Oh wow. It's the weirdest fucking thing. I love that fucking movie. What's the one where they go searching for God? That's the undiscovered country. Yeah. I love that one. Everyone hates that one, but we love ones. See like I'd be more interested in doing that one and trying to defend why we like it. Yeah. Than doing all the other ones that everybody likes.

I can't remember but I'm gonna I'm gonna find out. I love that we're talking about all the things we're going to cover once people get through this with us. Yeah, right. We're like we're doing this because it sucks and we said we're gonna do it. So when we get better this is what we'll do. They're about to fire the black hole gun here, but No. Undiscovered Country was technically the last for the original cast. Okay. So it's the one before that.

What does God need with a starship? What does God need with a starship? Last front. Yes, I think it's uh last yep, Star Trek last friend. That's the one. Yeah, I like that one. I love that one. Yeah. Did they break out of the did they break out of prison in that one or something? No, that's Undiscovered Country. Yeah, I didn't mind that one either. Yeah, that's the last one. Yeah. Uh I get a little iffy with Undiscovered Country. But uh

I don't mind the Voyage Home where they time travel and the bird of prey. Is that the one where they confront the punks on the bus? Yeah. Yeah, that one's not okay. Yeah. Yeah. See now we're just talking ourselves into covering all of them. Yeah, yeah, we really are. Mega blast. Yeah, they hit him they hit him with the big hole, the black hole, but he fired his atomic breath into it. Right in the middle of the city. Yeah.

I'm sure you didn't kill millions of innocent people. No, they did have evacuation scenes that we were talking about. Oh, okay. We were probably talking about dicks during the evacuation scenes. Thick veiny ones most likely. That can go deeper. That understand it on a on a more serious level. Dear Christ. This is the worst commentary we've done yet. So far. I said yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's still there. It's gone. Nope. Nope.

Come on. I think we finally won. No. No. He got knocked down. But he's getting up again. You're never gonna keep him down. You're never gonna keep him down. Operation successful. Yeah, we did it! Yeah! Yeah, let me pat you on that broken arm of yours. Yeah, his ribs are all fucked up and they're slapping his arm. Oh yeah, there it is, finally. He starts patting the other side here, let me hit your rib cage, it's all wrapped up too.

Yeah, everybody let's start slapping the injured man on the back. I mean sure we have billions of dollars in damages and countless people are dead, but woo It's all insured. She's like, Ah, my guilt's finally done. What hey, do you realize we never know what happened to that little boy? Oh, I think we know. They left him in one of those buildings. Yep, yep, yeah. He earned that. I can flooded the city and m made

A million new kaijus. That then made one giant one. Yep. That was feeding off of Godzilla like a rape. That raped Godzilla twice. You know what? Yeah, I mean it is devastate and she's proud of it. Like Yeah. They think they got rid of Godzilla. They didn't. Oh my lord. That's what everyone thought the future was gonna be us walking around with virtual fucking glasses on. They were just a couple of years too soon. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

We agreed though. We said uh we even said if we see anybody at our friend group wearing meta glasses, we will mock you mercilessly for it. I won't mock you for wearing VR, but I will mock you specifically for the metaglasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. VR is different because you can VR game.

Trying to be a spy for the government at this point. Fuck off. Yeah, and if you're walking in augmented VR reality, like out on public streets where you could get hit by a car, I'm going to mock you. Yeah, we are definitely gonna mock you for that. Not augmented reality. No all VR. Yeah, all VR. Yeah. Right, I see. But also be careful with your augmented reality. Yeah, because that could get you hurt. I was only joking. It can happen.

This guy's so modest. I love that he keeps getting hit in the br intra. Oh sorry. Oh yeah, it just paused there. Oh. Sorry, that's how it ends. Yeah, I thought the file got fucked up too. What the fuck was that? That was the ending of our film, I suppose.

Alright, so we have less than four minutes to go, so I'm just gonna I'm just gonna end it here. End it here. Yeah. Fuck it. We both have to go to the bathroom. I got yeah, I gotta get a second drink in me. Yeah, my back teeth are floating and I gotta get more high'cause Matt Sh yeah, yeah, that's why you have to get more high, sure. Like you need a reason. And I'm a hopeless addict. Alright, bye everybody.

Hey, slow down. Don't running. I'll take these back first. We'll wait for you at the gate, all right? Hurry up. Okay.