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Cinema_PSYOPS_EP510: Giant Monsters FSU: Rebirth of Mothra 1996 (Main Feed)

May 25, 20251 hr 7 minEp. 510
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Hosts review Rebirth of Mothra (1996), discussing its shift towards a family-friendly tone after the darker Heisei era, contrasting the film's charming miniature battles and environmental allegory with the unexpectedly terrifying design and power of the villain, Death Ghidorah. They break down the plot involving a family, ancient seals, and the Elias twins, while also reflecting on the joy of appreciating classic kaiju suitmation effects despite the film's sometimes annoying human elements and musical numbers.

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A logging and mining company working in Northern Japan disrupts a set of magical seals buried underground, causing the release of Death Ghidorah, an enormous, three-headed monster that had previously wiped out all life on Mars and caused the extinction of the dinosaurs on Earth. When Death Ghidorah begins sucking the life out of the environment, the only thing that can save the planet from destruction is Mothra.


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and changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers on Cinema PsyOps. 10 years. Man. 10. 10 years. 10 years. Man. 10 years. 10 years. 10. 10 years. 10 Years. What is the most likely way humanity will be wiped out? Maybe it's something. Or us. Although the way the world ends might be because of you. And if this is the case, you wouldn't have any control over it. The global temperature rise underscores a chilling reality. Our planet is trying to tell us something, but we don't seem to

be listening. A recent study has suggested that one. Third of annual deaths due to heat. Are directly related to global warming. On top of the initial flash of thermonuclear light, which is 180 million degrees, which catches every everything on fire in a nine mile diameter radius. On top of the bulldozing effect of the wind and all the buildings coming down, and more fires igniting more fires on top of the radiation if they happen to have survived poisoning

people to death. On top of all that, each one of these fires creates a mega fire that is a hundred or more square miles. Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers on Cinema Psyops. A breathtaking scientific revolution is taking place. Biotechnology has been progressing at stunning speed. Giving us the tools to eventually gain control over biology.

Solving the deadliest diseases while also creating viruses more dangerous than nuclear bombs, able to devastate humanity. It's man returning to the most primal, violent state as people fight over the tiny resources that remain. What if the world we live in is just a dream or a simulation? Whether it's a dream or some advanced computer game you are playing right now, when it ends, you would be what causes the end of the world. Please do us all a favor. Continue dreaming or playing this game

of life. Because when you wake up or unplug, there's a chance the rest of us. Will be blaked out of existence. Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers on Cinema syn. 10 years. 10 years. Hello. That's too long to do that. And welcome to the 510th episode of Cinema PsyOps. This represents the 510th consecutive week that my co host, Matt and myself have been doing this show. It just keeps going forever. Forever,

Forever. Me saying hello or us recording this show or both. Both. That's fair. That's very fair. That's very, very fair. You know, I've been increasing my lung power by doing that staircase run up and down the stairs every day that we talk about that I do at work. You know, it's five flights up and down.

Oh, yeah. Do it multiple times a day. And that lung power increase is only just gonna basically make it easier for me to say hello for even exorbitantly longer amounts of time that are gonna annoy everybody but me, just because I can prove I can do it. Well, I mean, sometimes you gotta prove to everyone who's the boss. Yeah. And Tony Danza. Yes. Often the boss is Tony Danza when it's considering that small house that he is the boss of. But the entire planet, I would submit,

is bossed by Mothra. Mothra. Yeah. I mean, that's what it sounds like, but it's always like it's the same for every Mothra movie or any movie Mothra is in is the same story. Mothra is old, Mothra dies. Mothra reborn. Its new egg. There you go. It's a formula that has worked for them in the past. What they did differently in this one is they're like, okay, let's take the spiritual version of Mothra that is like an earthly protector that's also somewhat of a goddess, which I'm here

for all day, FYI. If you're not, these movies aren't for you. Cool. But I am. I'm for it all day. The issue that I have with Rebirth of Mothra that we're covering this week with 1996 is that they went hard into kids films with these after. Yeah, after the gloriousness of the violence and just degradation and fucking destruction and chaos and evil.

That was Godzilla versus Destroya. For Godzilla to go out on the Heisei era and just basically just destroy the world and have this huge apocalyptic thing that was the ending of that movie. And then we go into this film the following week, and it's such a. Such like a. A. Everything will be fine, kids. There's no real danger. There's just, you know, some monsters that are smashing up some stuff and are trying to kill the planet. But Mothra's here to sacrifice herself once again. And that's

a meme, by the way, what you said about that plot line. For everything for Mothra, there's literally a Meme out there where it's like any Kaiju shows up and then it shows Mothra. I guess I'll die again. I guess I'm just gonna go die. Right? It's a thing. All these twins sing different songs about it. Yeah, see, that's. It's a thing that a lot of fans of Mothra, like myself, kind of have to deal with. We're always gonna watch her sacrifice

herself in some way, shape or form, and. We'Re always gonna have an egg that's gonna rebirth her. Yeah. And often the egg will be stolen by humans to not be returned until the Mothra comes to try and get the egg and destroys a bunch of shit. Or Godzilla shows up to try and destroy the egg and destroys a bunch of shit. I mean, it's. It's a whole thing. It really is. But the basic gist of it is. It'S a whole egg stealing thing,

right? Well, Mothra is essentially Mother Earth, right? Like, that's the idea. She's the protector of humanity. She's the thing that keeps humans going in these worlds. She's an allegory for that kind of thing. And the way that we've been treating Mother Earth has not changed. So therefore, the plot line on how Mothra is going to react to humans should not have to change. I submit to you. Because this is like the whole gamma protector of, you know, all children. Well, Mothra is supposed

to be the allegory for Mother Earth. It's reciprocal. Right. Because we haven't been changing the way that we treat the planet that we live on. That's sustain. That's the reason why Mothra's reaction to us in the way that Mothra has to live continues to be the same plotline every time. Yeah, that's what I'm. I mean, obviously, that's what I'm getting at there. Now, this one, like I said, it does

go a little too hard into the kids story. And I think the reason for that is I was kind of alluding to Mothra being the protector of the Earth, also going to be protector of children. So therefore, Gamera, all friend of children, we're going to go back to that. And then also, I think it works better to try and do some kids movies to see if maybe they can do a softer edge Kaiju film that still has the monster action to get more money.

And if you're going to experiment, sell more toys. Right. If you're going to experiment with that a little bit, why not use Mothra and see how that goes? Because Mothra would be the most family friendly one. Right? And I like these films. I admit they are way too much into the kids realm. But if you can kind of just ignore that and go with it, I promise you,

when the Kaiju action gets started in this, you will not be disappointed. I mean, we're talking flamethrower, Kaiju mouth flames being thrown out of Kaiju. It's incredible. Just wait, you'll get it. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so let's stop dilly dallying and beating around the bush about it. Let's act, actually jump into it like we've been doing all along. Songs either popular and on the billboards in the same year the film was released or songs

that were released in the same year as the film was released. So up first on the pirate radio edit for this week, we've got Beck with where it's at immediately following this. This will keep you quiet. Oh, hi there. I didn't see you. You caught me cutting a new show. I'm Bo Ransdell and I'm one of the many creators you can find on Legion podcasts. I said quiet. My fellow podcasters and I work hard to bring you the best in horror podcasting, but that comes at a cost. Wouldst thou like to live

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slackers of the 90s. He was kind of a bit of a folk hero in his time because he was like this total off with everything that he was doing, but he was still like this weird musical genius that just half heartedly attempted at doing. Anything with just like he had a. That entire opening album for him was just, just like hit after hit after. Hit, which is where he got popular. But he had a couple albums before that that like nobody really knew about

until that hit. And then we all kind of went back. I dug deep into Beck's lore and I was really into that stuff because it was like a slacker icon because you couldn't get more slacker than fucking Beck in that era. Really? No, no. Beck was definitely the biggest slacker in the music industry at that point. Right. And he was kind of like a hero for all of us slackers out there that, hey, we could. We could fail our way to the middle like this too. Look at that. I'm going to fail up. And you know

what happens? That didn't happen. Nope. Nope. The rest of us just became serious losers because we didn't have Beck's talent. Yep. Yeah, let's. Let's cheer. It turns out if you have a massive amount of talent, you can just around all the time. It'll work out for you. Yeah, if you don't have massive amount of talent, you around all the time, things are gonna go pretty bad. And the really sad thing is you can have a bunch of really, really good talent not

around, and things will still go really bad for you. But we're not here to talk about how life turned out for corporations. We're here to talk about rebirth of Mothra from 1996. All right. The first 20. Well, we cutting down the rainforest because. You know, fuck it, because Berngali was a thing that happened, right? Yeah. And this leads to our first clip. We've got a deadline, don't forget. We'll just have to fell the young trees too and mix them

in for pulp. There's no other way. Okay, bye. Hey, boss. Looks like Malaysia stopped logging altogether. Yeah, must be those conservationists again. More orders for us. Yes, sure. Hey, boss. Tokyo. Okay, thanks. Yeah, Godo speaking. Yeah, we were just discussing businessmen always raping the planet for money. Hey, hey, hey, sir. It's called capitalism, all right? You say that like it's a good thing. I mean, come on, it's the greatest,

right? We find. They find the some kind of like middle medallion on the ground and they start fucking with it. And we cut to the twins with Mothra and they are looking very scared. Then there's a scary lady and she seems happy about this. So anyway, the dude removes the medallion and a rock slide happens on the mouth. Anyway, we cut to a little kid and he's getting home. And that's our next annoying clip. Luckily I cut this down, so it's a lot shorter, folks. Give it back. Wikaba. It's my book.

Stop it, children. Give it back. It belongs to me. Stop typing. Come on. Wikaba took my book. Mom, come on. She's younger than you are. Why can't you let her have it? Hello, Mrs. Godo speaking. Oh, it's you, darling. Hi. What? But you were gonna come home today. Hey, come on now. You were supposed to go and pick up Tyche's tutor, weren't you? Sorry, you're gonna have to go. I can't leave. I got problems here. That's what you always say, dear. Why are you never around when you need it,

huh? We got a problem. It's not my fault, okay? Oh, it's always work, isn't it? You weren't even here when Cabba was sick. I told you why I couldn't come back, didn't I? Oh, well, forget it. You want to work, then just get on with it and see if I care. Okay, so we've sort of seen the scary lady, but we haven't really, like, fully seen her flying around and doing her thing yet. But I'm just gonna come right out now and say I think

that that lady was heavily influenced by Rita Repulsa. Like, the popularity of Power Rangers, I think, had a lot to do with this particular character showing up. Agreed. Agreed. Yeah. Okay. Since we're in accord with that, I'm just gonna, like, deal with it and move on. I' glad that you saw it, too. Yep. So the twins, they take a. We cut to the twins, they're taking a mini Mothra, which apparently they called Fairy. I'm offended.

But they take him for a flight. No, no, it's Fairy. Like, you know, to ferry across, like, the Staten island ferry. The. The thing that. The ship that carries you. That's all it is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But they. They named it Fairy, and I was like, you know that you're gonna give it a complex, so. That's very woke of you, Matt. That's very, very woke of you. I am very woke. Thank you. Thank you for noticing how woke I am. You've got the badge for the most independent liberal

thinker in this entire podcast right now. You've won that. Ah, yeah, that's. I just needed it because all my shit's performative. So, anyway, the dude gets home, and that is our next clip. That's fair. I would have clipped this whole goddamn thing. Thought you weren't coming home. I managed to catch the last flight. Oh. Hey, do you have a chain you could put this on? What is it? I found at the site. Let me see that. If I

can just find a chain, it'll make a nice present for Wakaba. No, don't touch those. They're very valuable. Here. This one? Oh, yeah. Okay. There. She sound asleep. Is that your way of apologizing? You're lovable, you know that? Totally unlike your mom. Don't. I don't watch drinking in here. It's all right. Go back to sleep. It's just like the legend foretold. You mean the legendary creature is trapped in this rock? Someone has removed the sacred seal of Elias. The chamber's unsealed.

A human being, no doubt. I certainly hope it was. What if it was Belvira? If Belvira did take the seal, what would happen? She would try to use the creature held in this rock as her slave. We must find the seal before it's too late. At any given moment, my allegiance has changed. Yeah. Especially during that clip, as everyone has heard. Yep. So anyway, the cup to the little girl in boy's room. I mean, you know, that looks like a

big house. They're making them share the bedroom. What the. Man, these kids can't stand each other. Give the other kid a room. Yeah, but if you think about it. Anyway, if you think about it, it's easier to lock them both away in one solitary room and they can just share a bucket and then they can ignore them. Oh, that's true, actually. You can tell that mother wants to do that. Yeah. The father's already begun. He travels for work. He's out of there. He doesn't. He works a plane right away on

an is. Yeah. He can't stand his family that much that he has to hop a plane to an island remotely away from them to do some mining. Yeah, yeah. It's not even mine. Just cutting down trees. Right. He's a forester. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I said mining, because I wanted to make him sound more manly. And I'm stoned. Whatever. Yeah. How dare you. Nothing manly about that guy. Fucking stupid suit. What an idiot. So, yeah, why does he even need to be there to like

supervise the cross cutting, right? I don't know, man. It's not like he's actually doing anything. He just stays in his little fucking office like a turd. So he's like a fourth generation hole watcher. He just stands there and watches the guys digging the hole to make sure that they're digging it. Right? Yeah. You know that. You know, when he was a kid, he was really proud of being a hall monitor. Yeah, absolutely. That's totally. This guy Told his dad I

finally made it to the cool kids club. Anyway, all the toys start going off and this little girl sees someone. And we see a shadow of a dragon, like a small dragon flying. Well, we cut to the next morning and. Fuck it. That's our next clip again. Dialogue happened in this film. Justifiable clip. Wakaba, get up. It's late. Look at all this junk mail. It gets worse every week. Yeah, it's a waste of paper. No wonder we're losing the rainforest. Don't forget, that's how you make your living,

dear. Maybe, but it's still no excuse to waste it. Hello, Mrs. Gato? Speaking. Yes, just hold on a moment please. Darling. Mr. Mochita for you. Hello, Garo here. The morning show. At first sight, it resembles a huge fossil or a remnant of an ancient culture. It seems the Hokuku Corporation, which owns this forest, is planning to destroy it. We've been campaigning to preserve the wilderness in Hokkaido. And over the past few months we've heard that cut

down swaths of the forest. They've been watching us. Last week, Hokuku had some major problems with environmentalists protesting at their logging operations. They have been extremely active all over Southeast Asia recently. What an assholes. Yeah, it's just listening to the clips back as we're doing this show right now. I'm flip flopping on whose side I'm actually on. Like, I don't think I like anybody in this

family. And I think it's at this point that they're supposed to be completely irredeemable until the things start to happen. Like they're supposed to be awful. You're supposed to dislike all of them for very. I'm rooting for Kaiju's. Well, yeah, yeah. Like the eventual destruction that's about to come from this Rita Repulsa knockoff that's going to be flying around here on that dragon that we're about to see. Like, you know, spoiler alert to everybody that may not have seen this film and is

now listening to this review. I mean, if you didn't know where that was going. I said there was a shadow of a mini dragon flying around the kids room. And then she said hi. If you didn't get the idea that that was going to be the Rita character, I got bad news for you, right? You. You need to go to a home. It's gonna be okay. But not a good home. You should go to a bad home. Wow. Okay, then it won't be okay if they go to a bad home. I don't know. I came

from a bad home. It's okay for me. I don't give a. As long as they're away from you. I see how it works. So much for your woke badge. I'm taking. Like I said, I'm real flip flopp, real flip floppy. I don't know what points I'm going to be super woke. And at other points it's going to sound like you're talking to a fucking Republican on the other line. All right, I forgot what I was going to say. Someone. So just get back to your notes. All right. So the girl then starts hurling her bro around

the room and he gets out of there. We see the evil lady is sitting on this mini dragon. The mini dragon is kind of cool looking. I got a lie. Kind of cool. I got to admit, all of the creatures built in this film and the way that they're composited in is the epitome of what you would have gotten in the late 90s. This looks really fucking good. It looks real good. Real good. Yeah. If you're not a fan of the design of the dragon, if you think it's a little too cutesy, then I can see where you would

get that. I'm fine with that. I can see that. But you can't argue that it's not done well. Right. The execution. Maybe you don't like the design, but the design was executed exactly. The design was executed rather well. And that's exactly what I was getting at. But again, this is a kids film, so that's supposed to appeal to children. And it doesn't look that much different than the dragons from how to Train Dragon, which was a kids film. Yeah, exactly. So if I. If I'm this movie, I'm going to

sue the people of how to Train your train. You copied our homework. But they changed it just enough to make it different. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, the evil lady also has the medallion. The dad has to head back to the island now, much to the mother's chagrin. Bros, he's coming home. And he smiles in the window, sees his sister's just got all the junk food around her, is really just snacking while watching tv. And we see dragon lady shows

up and she's like, your sister hates you. I hate my sisters too. Then controls the dog to chase the boy up a tree. Well, the twins fly in on their mini moth or the fairy and find the boy up in the tree and they, and they help him out. He's like, looks like he's about to fall, and they, like, you know, stop him. We see inside the mom's been tied up in the little dragon still just flying around everywhere. Evil lady tries to shotgun a beer. So, you know, that's hot. I like the animation of the

fizzy beer that, like, fel around her. That was, like, almost twice her size that she was trying to deal with. Like, it was really. This was funny and charming. So you're having to clear off the foam off her mouth, too. Yeah, yeah, it was funny. That was. That was sexual, by the way. It was still funny. Either way, all of that was actually pretty funny. Yeah, yeah, it was good stuff. So the evil lady sees the news report about, like, where the medallion came from and all that. She knows,

hey, that's where, you know, the monster is that I want. Well, anyway, then the twins get in there on their. Their little moth, and there's a fly around shoot between the two little flyers. And that's kind of a fun scene. Yeah, again, for kids. The graphics are actually pretty good for it. A lot of, like, fun stuff happening. This is a pretty long scene. That's kind of my only complaint is it takes up a lot of screen time. But it's, again, it is a

kids film. This is involving smaller creatures that kids find, you know, cute and fun, chasing each other. And the twins are supposed to be the good guys. So we need to give them a little bit of something to do. And then. Plus, the ferry, as in Staten island, you know, needs to be flown around to sell that as a toy eventually. You know, the whole thing. Yeah, of course, it's just a mini Mothra. It has all the same powers Mothra has. Yeah, just mini. Yeah. And it carries the ladies

around. As in Staten Island. Yeah. So right as the boy goes to untie his mom and try to help out his sister, who's canatonic at this point. And right before he can, the dragon shoots a shot at him, and the little moth takes the brunt of it. So the bad lady and her dragon fly out a window. They were in, like, this net that the boy tried to catch him in. They're able to fly away. And this leads to our next clip. Fairy. Fairy. Fairy. Sorry, it's all my fault. No, it's all right.

But fairy here won't be able to fly for a while. I'm sorry. We've messed up your house, haven't we? Who are you little people? Belvira. Will she be coming back again? I guess not. She's heading for Hokkaido. Hokkaido? It's where they discovered the Mysterious rock. But that's where your father's working. Kudos to this family for being the very first humans to discover the pixie girls and not try to immediately put them on TV to make a ton of money

out of them. For as shitty as these families can be. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah. What do they do? They greet them like they are. They say, well, who are you little people? Like, as in, we recognize that you are sick, sentient beings with feelings and not, you know, cash cows for which we can put into slavery and to have performed for us for money. Yeah. Even said little people. Yeah, yeah. They address them like sentient beings.

They are immediately. So kudos to this family. They're starting to win me over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is very nice of them. Anyway, that's the end of that 20 minutes. Well, that's kind of all I got to say because we've been adding the commentary and spicing it up as we go. But again, kudos to this fucking family for recognizing them as the sentient beings that they are and treating them with dignity and respect right off the bat. Good. Agreed. And we also get a little mini Kaiju battle

that was kind of fun to watch. Maybe a little long, but at least it was fun. Yeah. The flying battle of them going back and forth at each other with the Staten island fairy creature that takes the. The Pixie girls around a little bit. And the. The dragon is fun. What, it can shoot out the fire and everything. The little mini Rita Repulsa, like, character is

actually kind of endearing and fun. Again, I would not recommend not being on illicit substances of some sort that you enjoy that alter your perception of reality before watching Rebirth of. Yeah, because I watched it sobered. It's not as much fun as probably what you had. Right, Right. I watched the stoned as fuck because I don't do barely anything but go to work straight now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if I'm not working, I'm not

sober these days because life, I gotta. Work on Sundays, so Fuck me, right? So, anyway, I would recommend it because it'll make it easier to watch this as a kids film. Now, Matt, I know that you were able to kind of, you know, put the right kind of goggles on here. Like, I would be watching this with kids enjoying this film. I know that you're still having fun with it because we're poking fun at it, but clearly you still enjoyed what it was that this film was doing, because what it may not be

for you, it's. It's executing a Kid's film pretty damn flawlessly for what you want out of a kid's film. It's doing a great job so far and it's making it fun enough that the whole family can actually watch it. So what they're attempting to do, they're doing successfully here in the first 20 minutes. And that's all I gotta add. And I'm ready to move on. All right. So. All right. The next morning starts. The dad pulls up at work and there's. There's that dude reported there trying to

get past everyone. The mountain then all of a sudden explodes and it starts like blowing up, but then it stops. Well, then we cut to the family while they're flying out. And that's our next clip. Thanks a lot, Mom. It's okay. If I hadn't seen those little people, I would never have believed you. Here, There you go. What lovely dolls you've got there. They're really special. And that toy moth too. Isn't it beautiful? What's his Fairy. Huh? Fairy. That's its name. Fairy.

The bulldozer's moving you like that little commercial right there in the middle of the plane ride where they're very clearly saying, wouldn't that make a wonderful toy? Wouldn't these make a beautiful set of dolls? Huh? Huh? Yeah. That Minnie Mothra would be a great to little fairy toy. Yeah, that's great. Right? And then the little dolls, I mean we're gonna have. Yeah, they're gonna make action figures. It's great. And we

never got them because I would probably collect them. I would have. Because. Yeah, you would have them in. In the bunker right now or. No, I'm. You're not in the bunker. You're just a base one. I would have them in the lab. Yeah, yeah, you'd have the lab. There you go. I forgot that's what we called it. I was getting ready to call it Home One. Home One. This is Gold Leader. All right. It is May the fourth. I get it. You had to throw something in there. Yeah, I had to. Yeah. Only you

real Star wars nerds are gonna understand that one. All right, so the lady is. Now the evil lady has taken over dad. As he's driving dynamite up the mountain, it hits a bump and he gets thrown from the truck, but it still crashes in and there's a huge explosion. The mom and the kids get there. She's able to find the dad who's been knocked out. The kids watch. It's this huge three headed dragon shows up. We're told it feeds on trees, not humans.

Because of the life force that trees have. And the lady's flying, saying she's gonna find a way to control it. The evil lady. And this all leads to our next clip. What is it doing now? It'll stay and suck the energy from the forest for a while before moving on again. It's terrible. Once it's sucked enough energy, it'll be strong enough to move around more freely. And then soon it'll be strong enough to fly. It can fly. From now on, you'll be on your own.

What'll you do? Don't worry about us. We'll take your mother to a safe place. And after that we'll call Mothra. Mona. Mothra. Wakaba. Please guard the seal for us again. Even if we don't come back, you must never let Belvira have it. Let's go. Are you really gonna call up Mothra? Mothra is too old. She'll never be able to make it. Why can't we just let her rest in peace? But only Mothra can stop that monster now. Like she did millions of years ago. But there were many Mothras back then, Mona.

Now things are just different. She's all alone. She's old and weakened after giving birth. She can't do it. Seems a bit ageist from that one pixie girl that's supposed to be a big booster of Mothra to sing. To sing to her and shit. Right? Like that's kind of ageist. She may be a little more just concerned about Mothra because, I mean, let's face it, Mothra is old. Did just give birth and is old. I mean, you're asking a lot of Mothra at this point. No, I'm.

I'm going to be woke in the bad way too. And I'm going to expect the same out of a freshly birthed, given old Mothra that might be dying. As I would from a young, fresh faced Mothra that just came out of the cocoon. I expect the same because. Oh man, that's. You get the. You get the bad woke badge today. I get the misuse of woke badge. Yeah, the misuse of wokeness. You get that, by the way, that's the end of the 20 minutes.

Yeah, let's just roll into the next 20. We can keep going. It's all good. Hey, next 20 parents are in the. Are in a forest fire. And this leads to our next clip. Yeah, there's dialogue, so why not? Where are my children? They're both saf. They're heading away from the fire. Towards that mountain. Just follow this valley and you'll be fine. Thank you. Hurry up. Do you see that? What were they? They were the Elias. Now let's go. What? Lara, I'll need your help. Even if

Mothra comes, what can she do? She'll be killed. You know that. But what other alternative to we have? What do you think Mothra would do? Other Kaiju shows up Mothra. Guess I'll die then. Yeah. Yeah, guess. All right. So. All right, so they sing a song. It wakes up Mothra and man go. On for like a music video length amount of time too. It does both songs. They do. They do. This happens like three times. Yeah. There's. There's a bit of a moment or two where the movie

breaks into a musical format that you just have to endure. I'm real sorry about that. But did I mention that the three headed dragon thing that looks an awful lot like Ghidra will be spit and fire out of those three mouths all at once? Because that's going to happen. Yeah. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be amazing. Just hold on. It'll be worth it. Yep. In Here, in this 20 minutes now after that, there's not another clip for the rest of

this 20 minutes. So it's going to go fast. Well, let's hammer it out. All right. So the kids there kind of the Mothra is flying out. We cut to the kids. They're tired and arguing now and they're all pissy. Mom is walking with dad. She twists her ankle, but dad's able to help her out. Then Mothra shows up and Mothra confronts our three headed dragon. And Mothra gets absolutely bodied by this thing. There is no offense, not really for Mothra. They bite. He bites into a wing with one of his

heads, I believe. He starts throwing fire from his mouth. Really? It's hardcore. Mothra just gets absolutely. The flamethrowing is amazing. Yeah. Okay. I don't know how they did this, but they literally have what looks like the equivalent of flamethrowers coming out of each mouth. Yeah. Of the heads of that gidra looking. Looking like four legged,

three headed dragon thing. And whenever each of them does the fire, the heads then move independently and are continuing to move as if you had three different dudes with flamethrowers trying to torch everything in sight in front of it. And it looks incredible. And this is hitting the Mothra thing. This is hitting the stage on, on the ground. Things are randomly catching

up on fire. And on top of that, the puppeteering of the heads, at least in one of the versions of this three headed dragon is so good that it actually does coordinate like a set of arms where the two outer arms will actually grab and bite onto wings or something else. And then the middle head will just start attacking the shit out of it or blasting or whatever. With Mothra, this thing is the most coordinated and evil version of Gaedra

we've gotten yet. And it looks so sinister. It looks like the evil dragons that you would have seen in like yakuza tattoos and shit. Like the head is just full on evil, terrifying looking. They light it red from the bottom everywhere to make it look even more terrifying and evil. And they're doing everything they can to make this monster scary. And it's almost too

scary for a kids film considering everything else that we've seen. Yeah, everything else we've seen has been really kitty, kid like and kid friendly. And now we get this thing and it's fucking not. It's terrifying. Yeah, it's like goddamn nightmare fuel in the middle of this like happy go lucky fucking kids film. Yeah. And it's such a hard turn into. Monster old moth after it. Yeah, yeah. Well, like a moth to a flame. Get it right, we can move on. I just wanted to point all that out. Yeah. So as

Mothra's getting bodied, Mothra's egg is starting to hatch. They're all kind of worried because it's a little early, but so they start singing it so that it becomes strong so it can get out of its egg. So it's more songs. This is another music video long thing. Yeah, it takes. Then we get more of Mothra getting its ass whooped. And the kids are taking a break and they're watch. And the bad lady tries to get the amulet again and. But however this time Mothra actually shows up and is weak, but is

able to stop her. And then the kids use the amulet to help heal Mothra. So we see the baby swimming in the ocean. It's on its way to help the kids see it. As it gets to land, the baby gives the dragon a three headed facial. But then it starts getting its ass clapped by the three headed monster. Remember, this is a kids film, so it's not a facial. It's covering it in cotton candy. Oh, okay, sorry, my bad. But we're not a kid show. So that thing is giving it a facial.

A Fugaki. So Mothra then shows back up and starts blasting the dragon and both baby Mothra are attacking and looks like they're having a Good effect. However, it starts whipping on Mothra more. And then the ladies tells it to turn attention to the baby. Because Mothra is old and weak. The baby runs away, is able to escape. The parents find the kids. That's the end of that. 20 minutes before we go into the next. There is a sequence

in there where the. The Mothra larva gets picked up when it first gets done doing the facial thing that we skipped over, where one head on each side picks it up and bites down. And there is blood coming out of it. And they just. Green. Yeah, it's like yellowish green. And they're talking before the thing goes in there to attack. They can't stop talking about how this is just a baby. It's actually kind of born premature. It's not at full strength.

They say all of this stuff to get it set up. So when you see that monstrosity we described earlier, pick this thing up and slam it around. And you know that it's young, it's premature, and it's a baby. And you see it know that the first thing that it gets to learn in this world is this kind of violence. Yeah. And it's just like, wow, this is not a good start for this version of Mothra, is it? No. Yeah. This. This version of Mothra had to come out fighting, like, right away.

Yeah. And I mean, the bite marks and everything like that. You do kind of feel bad, like they're driving it home. Like it's supposed to be trying to make the kids cry and be fearful for the baby Mothra larva. Like, that's what's supposed to be happening there, right? That. It's exactly what's supposed to be happening. Yeah. And it is. It's fucking brutal. And the monster sequences

in this are fucking terrific. And they're worth going through all the other shit or fast forwarding through it if you don't feel like going through it just to see this stuff. But it's worth having this disc for this shit alone. It's incredible. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Yeah. I mean, this is a good fight. I, like all the Kaiju action in this movie is. Is really good. Yeah. And I was really

good. I would submit to you that the human stuff in this isn't any less or more annoying than any of the other human stuff that we've dealt with. And we did not. Like. Like, as far as. No. The kid. Anytime there are going to be kids in a Kaiju movie, unfortunately, with the way they do dubbing in English and make them all high, screechy kids. They always do it in every movie. It's going to be annoying, but. Yeah, no more annoying than any other

the goddamn movies the kids are in. Yeah, like the diamond kids that were in Diamond 3 that I really, really was miserable during are still way worse to me than these kids. Way worse. Way worse. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm glad. Well, we're in a corridor for that. There's really nothing to discuss further. Let's move on to the next 20. No. All right. So the next 20 starts out with a attack. They're sitting at a dam and there's more of a fight happening. And Mothra

actually ends up blowing the dam up. And it sends the dragon off through the water rushing, and the dragon can't hang on and kind of gets swept away. Well, Mothra heads out to the ocean and talks to the baby and then sinks and dies, much to the chagrin of the twins. The kids find the twins. And that is our next clip. You all right? Where's it going to transform itself? What do you mean transform? It has to change into a full grown moth. Where's it gone? We'll never know that.

It's a secret. If it grows into a moth, will it beat Desghidora? Here. Will you keep it for a while? I'm quite sure we'll need your help again sooner or later. According to a military spokesman in Hokkaido, the monster stands around 50 meters tall and measures around 100 meters from head to tail. The stream of burning material it emits from its three mouths is

said to be like molten lava. The military is on full alert in the area, and reinforcements have been called up to try to contain the monster and also to fight the fires that are raging throughout Hokkaido. So far, the monster has scorched over 8,000 square kilometers of forest. Communication with the Hokkaido area has been difficult as many telephone transmitters have been destroyed and the remaining ones are overloaded. Also, many plants and trees have started to

wither. This phenomenon was first noticed in Monbetsu and has spread to other parts of Hokkaido. These weather satellite pictures show the strange clouds that have appeared over Hokkaido. A strange kind of fog seems to be coming out of these clouds. It's badly affecting all the plant life in Hokkaido. It's also reported that the oxygen content of the local air has been reduced. Well, we have some more news just come in. It seems the

monster's now taken to the air. I love how they get the report of the monster's taken to the air, but then we see it's way too flying. Yeah, for Anybody that didn't think they were getting some form of ghidra, you now see that it looks exactly like some form of ghidra. King Ghidra. Yeah, but they call it. It's like D or something like that because Dai Gajra. Yeah, it's Dai Gidra. Yeah. Yeah. But this is a. I just call it the dragon. Yeah, but this

is a very terrifying version of it. You can call it whatever you want. It's a very terrifying version of Gidra. Like the way that they designed it is sweet. This is true. So anyway, the family is together at the hospital. We see the baby is swimming about and this was a pretty short 20 minutes for the film because it was a lot of just visual visuals. So anyway, there's another news report and that is our next clip. It's been confirmed that another strange

creature was seen heading in from the Pacific. This strange creature has landed on Yaku island in Kagoshima Prefecture. And so now from both north and south, Japan is being attacked by two terrible creatures. Yaku island, where the second monster landed, is known as a World Heritage Nature Conservation Area area. It's also famous for its thousand year old virgin forest of cedar trees. The trees you can see on the screen are said to be over 7,000

years old. However, islanders claim that some of the bigger trees are even older, some dating back over 10,000 years. Thank you. The patients are being kept alive with oxygen. Lack of oxygen is a serious problem and many of the older people are in poor condition. Even I feel bad. I can hardly breathe now. It's getting worse. Hey, what are you doing? Cell phones aren't allowed in the hospital. It's against the rules. This is an emergency. But rules are rules,

sir. Don't be ridiculous. Just let me go. No, you can't. Hey. Hey. That's my fault. Give it back. We'll keep it for you. Give it to me. It's you. You're the one who's responsible for this. It's your fault. Do you hear? You let the monster out. Stop it. He didn't know. How can you say it was all his fault? He knew exactly what he was doing. It's all your fault. Make it easy. Let me help. Leave me alone. We're all gonna die and it's all him fault.

Now calm down. No one's gonna die. You don't know that no one's gonna die. Mr. Mothra's gonna come and save us. Mothra. All right, that's the end of that. 20 minutes before we go into the final 30 it. Let's just finish it off. Hey, let's do it. Well, the baby makes its cocoon, as this always does. The family is hearing the song that the girls are singing while he's making the cocoon. So this is your third music video. Yeah. We have lots of little moths.

They explode like little glowing moths explode from the cocoon. And then they form a new Mothra. The news. We have another news report. And that is our next clip. We've just heard the creature has been transformed into a gigantic moth. That's great. It's gigantic. It's even larger than a jumbo jet. Our reporter, Mr. Horai is at the scene and sends this exclusive report. Even if it is that big a moth, still a moth. How can it defeat such a terrible monster?

Hey, Mom. Every year, more people die from bee stings than they die from being bitten by a snake. It's just an insect, but don't write it off. See you later. Wakaba, go stop him. I'm going too. Wakaba, come back. So anyway, Mothra is ready to whoop some ass. The twins intercept their sister, blast her dragon down, and just completely whoop her ass. We still see the little dragon was a machine this whole time. When she goes to inspect his body, it was a robot.

Yeah, that's. So we don't feel bad about seeing him get all destroyed and dead. That's all. Yeah, yeah. Because that dragon was kind of adorable, but. All right, so I would keep it as a. But then there's a giant fire. And the twins actually saved their sister from it by picking them up with the. With the. With the fairy. The Mothra just bodies like it does.

One of its special moves is it can actually separate itself into all those little moss again and then form itself back and it just whoops the dragon's ass. It's not even a fight. The dragon hardly gets any offense in. Really. Just Mothra whooping the shit out of them. The kids show up and toss the medallion. Toss the twins the medallion. And they use it to trap the beast one more time. The twins then talk to the kids in our next clip.

Hey, Tyche. Wakaba and Des Ghidorah. He's been sealed up again, so only this one is left. Hey, Tyche. Look up. Valvera. Come back. Belvira. You can't hope to catch me, stupid human. You evil witch. Mona Laura. I'm warning you to never trust a human being. Wait, Belvira. Mark my words. Sooner or later, they'll bring about your destruction. You'll see. Wait. Tyche. Hey, she's getting away. We're sorry. Sorry, Taiki, but we didn't tell you the whole story. Yes,

you see, Belvira is really our sister. She's your sister, Wakaba, Deep down you do love your brother, don't you? Well, it's the same with us. See, Belvira is a bit of a troublemaker, it's true. But she's still our elder sister. And we love Take it in, Wakaba. Would you like a ride on Mothra? Can we really ride her? The caterpillar became a Mothra and received her power from the 10,000 year old trees. Hey, dad, this is terrible. What on earth have we done here?

Nature spent millions of years making all this and we destroyed it all in a matter of minutes. So what now? It may not be too late to save the trees in the forests. It's going to take many years of hard work. Maybe when we have grandchildren, they can live in a different world. One where people respect the environment. We have to make sure that becomes a reality. All right. Mothra starts flying over and helps everything regrow. As it was kind of desolate. It is now flushing green again.

And this leads to our final clip. Very soon says thank you for saving your life, Tyche. You're welcome. You two saved the earth. We're so grateful to you. No, you did it too. We all did it. Are you calling? It was a privilege to meet you. Thank you all again. Especially you, Tyche. Goodbye. Now I'm thinking that fairy would make a really good toy. They should sell that. Yeah, yeah, that would have been. That's a money maker. That would have been a collection

collector's item. Anyway, they fly away. The kids say goodbye. Roll credits. Cinema PsyOps 10 years. 10 years. Wow. As far as kids movies go, this is definitely one where if I wanted to get a kid into a Kaiju movie, particularly. I mean, I hate to say it this way, but I think that this would actually skew more towards little girls. I think this film would be perfect for. I kind of think so. Yeah. Yeah. Just a little bit more. I think it was cute because even. The dragon is a little cutesy.

Right. And I think not the three headed drag the mini dragon. Yeah. And you know, there may be little boys that like that, but they would have to be little boys that were raised by non toxic men that would allow them to enjoy something like this, I think. Or little boys as in me when I was like 13 and this was on cable and I caught it. Well, congratulations, Cort. Yeah, like you now have the Woke badge. Yeah. That's part of the reason why I wanted to hold off on covering these.

And then also just because this is the most self indulgent thing I've probably ever done is these Kaiju movies. Because this is all about just for me. Like, this is so selfish to pick all of these Kaiju films. But you've been having a blast with them too. And I'm glad that you have because if you were not enjoying these movies, this would be really difficult to do these shows. Yeah. Right. It'd be like, oh God, why is the man in the drubber rubber suit

annoying me so much? Yeah. But like, you see everything that you need to see and all the stuff that you need to see. The way that you are seeing them. Right. Like the way that you need to enjoy this is you actually understand just how much work went into every single tiny little composited shot. And you appreciate all of that work and you enjoy how good it actually looks. And you don't give a fuck that you can tell that it's a man in a rubber suit. Because everything else around them

looks so realistic and cool that you are just amazed. And I love that you can see it that way because there are so many people that can't. And I feel sad for them, my friend. I do. Yeah, they're sad, sad people. If you can't find the joy in sudimation, I do. I feel bad for you because I can find it and I enjoy it so much. And I just wish that you could have a modicum of the joy that this brings me, you know? And I'm glad that. Right. I'm glad that you can enjoy it too. Right. I think that's

a great. It's a lot of fun. Let's go ahead and end the review with that high note here. And then let's bring everybody down because on the Pirate Radio Edit, also released in 1996, we're going to play Jamiroquai with Virtual Insanity before we come back. Hey, how's that bringing everyone down? That's a. That's an upbeat song. It's also Jamiroi on the pirate radio. Yeah. Okay. Inexplicably, out of nowhere where that song starts playing, a bunch

of weird belts just start moving across the floor everywhere. And Matt just starts dancing and he doesn't know why. Yeah, just dancing to it. I don't know, man. I gotta dance. Put on your stupid hat do your little stupid pretentious dance to your stupid song. Poor kids Hats were all the rage Back then. All right. Or just chill out and give us our story time. Story time. Story time. Anyway, let me tell you about the story. First time I ever got my first

bucket hat, it was 1999. Seriously? You had a bucket hat? Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. I did. I had one of those. Were you in a frat when I had a bucket hat? Yes, I was. You were in a frat with a bucket hat. Oh, my God. I'm Dr. Seussing you. You really are. Yeah, that happened. Anyway. God damn it. Story time. I don't know, man. Shit, like, nothing's really been going on. It's hard to have a story time when, like, nothing goes on. I'm totally fine. If you got to do a story time fail,

we have a story time fail. That's fine. We're almost hitting an hour anyway. Story time fail. Fellas, I'm sorry. I'm going to. I'm going to have to start writing up, down during. I have ideas and then I lose them. Yeah, yeah. That's what I had to start doing, too, is I had to start writing notes down for the whole thing. Well, I can just basically take the first time I watch Rebirth of Mothra, and I'll put it in here for my story time.

I saw this on Sci Fi, right? And it's, you know, not really the whole story time thing about it, but just kind of how I first saw it. It was on Sci Fi Channel one day when I cut school, and I was just kind of sitting at home a little bit high, watching it on syfy Channel, and I had a blast. I really, really enjoyed it. And I didn't know this name of it. I didn't really know much about it other than I knew it was a Mothra film. And then it was obviously a

90s film, too, when I saw it. And I finally, eventually learned about it once I started doing a little bit more research. And, you know, the Internet, like, came to me a little bit better where I was at in the hills, and I got to find out more about the various Kaiju films. So I did definitely seek this out, and I didn't really find it again other than I think I had a VHS art where I recorded it off of Sci Fi a couple of years later, you know, once I figured out what it

was and I got a chance to record it again. But I didn't really watch it again completely until I bought the Blu ray when it was released just a few years ago. This was in the wake of the 2014 Godzilla a bunch of Blu Rays of old Godzilla movies were being kicked out from Sony and Columbia Tristar and all the people that had the rights to these. And I picked up all of them. They were being sold at, like, Costco, I think,

for like, half the price you would have to pay for them elsewhere. So I just went to Costco, like every week whenever I knew a new one was gonna be released and tried to find one on the shelves and bought them and started collecting all of these. Every single film from the Heisei era that we have watched. So all the Godzilla movies and then this rebirth of Mothra that we have watched from the Heisei era has been one of those kinds of releases. Excluding maybe no, all the Heisei era.

Yeah. Even Return of Godzilla. Well, even though that was Kraken release. But just every single one of those is pretty much in the wake of 2014 Godzilla. They got put out on Blu Ray and I was able to collect them. It was like, it was amazing because it's been literally nothing dry. You can't get hardly any of these Godzilla films on anything better than DVD forever. And then 2014 Godzilla from America gets released and they're fucking

everywhere. And it was like a kid in Candyland going and snatching all those up, my man. Sometimes that's all you can do, man. You just have to wait for it, for your chance to shine. All right, so let's go ahead and play the show. Housekeeping here. We're gonna immediately follow that with another song from 1996. It was released by Metallica when they realized that people horn is gonna be as big into metal. So they tried to do a quick switch up and go. Not so metal didn't really work

for him in 1996, that. But anyway, that's up next until it sleeps on the pirate radio edit from Metallica. If you've decided you can't get enough of the show and would like to check out more of it, we're available at legionpodcasts.com just do a quick search for Cinema Psyops or just enter this entire URL into your browser. Www.legionpodcasts.com Cinema-Psyops podcast also available along with all of the

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and the memes are shared there. I am available on Facebook as Cort Psyops because the memes are also shared there as well. Thanks for listening to the show. I still can't believe that you're subscribed to us or here every week just like us, Sam. So true story, story here. Before we get out of here, something that I think is really, really funny, right? During one of the MTV Music Award performances,

Chris Isaac like saw like Metallica performing. And I think he said something along the lines of where there's an interview where he was like, man, we gotta, you know, be more like these guys. Look at how they got their stuff together, you know, blah, blah, blah or whatever. And then apparently Metallica was like, hey, you know that Chris Isaac song was a huge hit. Maybe we should make a song called Until It Sleeps and just use that same riff through it,

right? I don't know if any of that's true or if some of that's true. Or if I want it to be true. Yeah. However that ended up happening, Metallica did fuck up Napster and just do a bunch of other shit that just makes me hate them anyway. So fuck them. I don't give a shit. Which is why they're not the ones closing out this week's show. Also released from 1996 is the Wallflowers with One Headlight. Because that's the biggest insult I could do to Metallica is to play that instead of them to end the

show. So nice. Reap the whirlwind of that bullshit and kick the Dylan's kid out of this week and make it your Sam. Hey, religious God's not real. Matt. Fuck Matt. Matt. Matt. Jumped right into horse fucking. All I was prepared for was over the pants mouth stuff. Fuck, Matt. Fuck, Matt. Fuck, fuck, Fuck, Matt. Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you, Matt. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. All right, I get it. Oh, shit. This is what happens when I have to wait for you. When I'm

stoned and bored, I just sit there and fucking. I just. I find one where I'm like, hey, that's got a good groove to it. And I just, I'm like, yeah. And then I'm like, oh, wait, he comes online while I'm doing this. He's going to be like, that's a little hostile to start the recording, dick. I mean, I never know if I'm Joining the recording or if I'm just listening to my inner thoughts. Yeah. It is all kind of the same.

So let's just go ahead and get started with your rebirth of Mothra, FYI, the movie that we'll be recording about next, mine, the Godzilla vs Destroyah, that was the end of the 90s Godzilla run. So. Okay, well, when we're discussing this movie, we'll be talking, and then we just. Go to Mothra, right? Yeah. And then we'll be jumping into after this rebirth of Mothra, the Godzilla stuff. So we'll kind of

talk about that in the pattern at the start a little bit. And so anything you want to say about Godzilla versus Destoroyah, you can say as if we've already recorded it, just so you. Gotcha. Okay. All right, cool. Let's go ahead and roll into it. I'm rolling on this recording. And let's get our backup to the clown. Recording in progress. There we go. So now we have the backup going. My stuff is heated up, so let's get this going. 3, 2, 1. The way that we've been

treating Mother Earth has not changed. So therefore the plot line on how Mothra is going to react to humans should not have to change. I submit to you. And I just lost you back on. Can you hear me? Don't. Okay. Your mic's not on, right? So. Yeah, it's not on the mic. Hello? Yeah, there we go. There we go. There we go. All right. So I was just fucking. No, I dumped a whole tub of shit onto the floor, so that was awesome. And everything disconnected. All right, you ready

to go back in, though, to it, though? Yeah. All right. So the whole thing that I was basically getting at is that you. I can't remember exactly what my thought was when I lost you, but essentially the whole debate and argument about the whole Mothra thing, and I just basically said that you have to be in with this or not. You know what I mean? Yeah. God, don't you wish you got the abortion at this point? Younger than you are. Why can't you let her have it? Oh, these kids are the worst.

I know. Why are you never around when you need it, huh? We got a problem. Hey, it's not my fault. Hey, you like that house you live in? No, don't touch those, and your stupid man fingers would break them. She is henpecking the out of this guy. I mean, he's a piece of. He deserves it. Yeah, but I mean, like, he's a man. She's brutal. Is that your way of apology. Yeah, man, she's. You're lovable. You know, she's on his ass constantly in like your great. Don't. I don't want

you drinking in here. That's probably the only thing that you would have an issue with is that she wouldn't let him drink in front of the kids. Who do you think you are? I'll drink where I want to drink. I can't decide whose side I'm on. Any given point. Spoken like a man who's watched way too much Dark Shadows. Sorry about that. I knew once I got you hooked it was going to complicate your views on life. Yep. You've destroyed it.

No wonder we're losing the rainforest. Maybe we're losing it because of you. You. You're cutting it down. What a speaking. Somebody's got to do it. Why not let him get paid? Doing Mr. Mochita for you. That was annoying. Goddamn wife with her voice. Morning show. Very. As in Staten Island? As in Staten Island. As in Staten Island. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, it's all my fault. No, it's all right. But Fairy here won't be able to fly for a while. As in Staten Island. Hang on.

Speaking of flame throwing, I took too big of a hit, so that's. Oh, man. We've just heard the creature has been transformed into a gigantic moth. That's great. It's gigantic. It's even larger than the jumbo jet. Our reporter, Mr. Hrai is at the scene. And since this exclusive. Have you not seen a Mothra before? I thought everyone knew what Mothra was. Right. There we go. And I'll take it out and, you know, reuse it from the closing stuff, move some around. Then we

have a story time where you fail and I pick up. How's that sound? There you go. Give me a minute here. Let's get a thing. If anything happened lately. Well, I've had to actually write down various things that I had ideas for story times just to make sure that I had one that I could remember. So. Yeah. Sam. Also released from 1996 is the wallflowers with one headlight. Because that's the biggest insult I could do to Metallica is to play that instead

of them to end the show. So. Nice. Reap the whirlwind of that bullshit and kick the Dylan's kid out of this week and make it your bit. Yeah, I don't have to play that. I got to pee. We got to get this done. So I'm going to go ahead and stop the recording so we can get into the next one. All right, recording stopped.

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