Cinema_PSYOPS_EP472: A Decade of Dimwitted Dipsh*ttery: Fierce Creatures 1997 (Main Feed)

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And welcome to the 472nd consecutive week of cinema Psyops. This is 472 consecutive weeks in a decade of dim witted dip shittery. And joining me in that dimwitted dip shittery is my dimwitted dip shit of a co host, man. Triple D, baby. Triple D. Christ. Yeah. So this week we're covering fierce creatures, and I'm curious, is this a movie that was ever on your purview? Were you aware of it before I put it on the list? I was aware of it.

I had seen commercials for it, and I was aware of it just because I. I knew it had some homies from my name, Python, in it. So, you know, you kind of get an idea that it was on your side. Well, no, I'm sorry, not there are homies from my name Python, but it's more of a. It's the. The. You know, I knew it was supposed to be somewhat of a successor to a fish called Wanda. Right. It's the people from a fish called Wanda

getting together to take another crack at a film. Right. Yeah. But it was never. I've never seen it before now. Right. You never really gave it a shot. You never really like a chance. You just kind of, like, existed. I watched a fish called Wanda, and I. I didn't hate it, but I also. It's not my favorite thing to watch. Oh, really? Now that's interesting, because a lot of people didn't give fierce creatures a chance because they were fans of a fish called Wanda, and they just felt like this was

a dumb idea and that shouldn't be done. Yeah. And I just. I'm not a huge fan of fish called Wanda, and that's why also I didn't watch this, which may be why not a lot of people give it a chance. You had two camps. One that people like me. You know, fish called Wanda really isn't in your wheelhouse. So why go see movie by the people who did a fish called Wanda and then the people who love fish called

Wanda, who didn't want it tarnished. Yeah. They felt somehow that the existence of fierce creatures tarnished the memory of loving a fish called Wanda somehow. Absolutely. I'm of the camp that saw it at just the right time, in just the right place, without even giving that much of a fuck in just the right frame of mind. My lawyers have advised me that the statute of limitations may not have worn out from 97 on some of the substances that may or may

not have been on my brain whenever I first saw this film. We'll say, how many lawyers do you have in your room right now? Enough for me to listen to that. So I won't get specific about the substances that were altering my brain chemistry at the time. Upon viewing this film, not for the first time, but for the time that I fell in love with it. Let me put it that way. Yeah, we'll save that for story time, and I'll tell as much as I can about

that for story time. This film has a special place in my heart for that, but I also really enjoy. Again, we talked about wordplay last week. The wordplay in this film is fucking on point, and that's going to be on display in all of the clips. So if you like this movie, I'm sorry. If you love this movie, you're fucking welcome. And I watched it. I didn't hate it when I watched it again. I don't know, maybe it's just something like, I'm just not as into that

type of stuff, which is weird because I'm. I'm. I can be really into Monty Python, but I don't know. I don't know. It's weird to me. You know what I mean? It suffers for me the same thing as a fish called Wanda. It's not a bad movie. It's well put together. I think it's well acted, and I like all the actors in it. It's just. It's a miss for me. And not like a miss where I'm like, it sucks. It's stupid. It's. I could totally see somebody. Other. Other people, like,

loving this movie. And if they're like, oh, no, I love this movie. Be like, yeah, I totally get that. It's just not for me. This is gonna be a fun episode to start from that frame of mind for everybody, having that already spoiled for them. All right, well, let's not fucking dally about then. Let's make suffer even more by covering a film that he, you know, just was kind of meh about. Yeah, David suffering. I mean, you know, it's not

like. You know, it's not like you were doing Mae, mate over here. First, we're gonna play the Legion Patreon ad. And then immediately following that, once again this week, really just kind of a soundtrack of a score and then maybe one Bruce Springsteen song. But I wasn't gonna fucking bother with that. So I just picked music from the same year as the release of the film 1997. So up first is the song number two from Blur, immediately following this. This'll keep you quiet.

Oh, hi there. I didn't see ya. You call me cutting the news. They are dismantling the sleeping middle class. More and more people are becoming poor. The poor and the underclass are growing racial justice and humorous human rights are non existent. They have created a repressive society and we are their unliving accomplices. They influence our decisions without us knowing it. They numb our senses without us feeling it. They control our lives without us

realizing it. Look around at the environment we live in. Carbon dioxide, fluorocarbons, and methane have grown exponentially. Earth is being acclimatized. They are turning our atmosphere into their atmosphere. They are changing our climate into their climate. They remain outside the limit of our sight, eating off us from birth to death. They are our owners. They have us. They control us. We could be pets. We could be food. But all we really are is livestock. We are their cattle.

We are being bred for slavery. They are our masters. Wake up. They are our masters. Wake up. They're all about you. All around you. We appreciate it, and thank you for listening. Now, back to the cutting room. That is song number two from blur only on the pirate radio edit. Or as some people mistakenly referred to it as the Woohoo song. That's why I hear. Yeah, I can. That's how I jammed out when I was a senior in high school. Wow, 97, and you were a senior. I forgot you're a little older.

Well, yeah, it would be 97. I was probably getting actually done. I was probably already graduated then. Cause my senior year of high school was 1996. Wow. Now everybody's trying to, like, figure out your passwords just based on that information alone. Yeah, luckily enough, I don't remember high school, so there's no way I can use that for my passwords. All right, let's stop

fucking about and let's talk about fierce creatures. The film opens on credits at what we come to learn is octopus incorporated headquarters. Jamie Lee Curtis is on screen, and there is dialogue. So that is our first clip. Makes sense. I'm here to see Rod McCain. Willow Weston. I'm not getting an answer. You'll have to wait, ma'am. No, no, I'm. I'm starting work here today and I can't be late. Can I help? I don't think so. Could you try Mister McCain's assistant

again, please? I already did, ma'am. Sure I can't help? Am I not on the list? Don't worry, Bill. I'll take her up. She's from the White House. Whatever you say, Mister McCain. Vince mcCain. I'm the son. This way. You are? Willa Weston. I'm here to manage WCT networks. Ah. And you are vice president, Mark. Yes, but mostly I just wait for my father to die. What was that thing about the White House? Oh, I was just changing his perception of the situation. First law of marketing. So,

what would you like to know about the most powerful man alive? Rod McCain? Around here, he's known as Rod Almighty. Mister McCain? I'll be right out. He called me. Hi, Neville. How's it going? Rod's busy. Oh, God. I'm gone. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, yes. I did it. I did the deal. 14513. Bloody eight. Hit me, you bloody beauty. Where'd it go? Dad, we did it again. Oh, it's you. Dad, can I introduce. I don't have time. I'm late for the finance meeting. But dad. Shut up.

What do we do about Detroit? Rod. Closet. It's done. Mister McCain. Willa Weston. Call me Rod. Welcome aboard. Thanks, Matt. I'd like to introduce you. Done a beautiful deal, Willa Lion Sleisure UK. The sweetest part of it is I snatched it from another nose of that bastard Murdoch. What are the crown jewels? Northeast television and great british publishing. Then there's a little film distribution company, fawning mother Plexus, some bingo halls, three ice rinks, a crematorium.

Nice little Anna. That and a ziptainous zoo. Yep. Gotta go with a finance meeting back, Neville. So make a lot of money for me at WCT. Sorry, what? Sold it this morning. Don't worry, we'll find something for you. Talk to you later. That's it. That's. Dad, you mean I have a job? I just gave up a vice president. No worries, Will. I got lots of jobs. We're always expending. Neville, check our liability on the Detroit pension rights. What if. Vince, go away. Where am I? Crate. I'm sorry. The paint.

Neville, what's going on at that zoo? What zoo? The one you just acquired in Britain. Oh. We're gonna put in a guy from. Octopus TV, Hong Kong. Hard knows. Little chinese bastard called Lee. Used to be in the Hong Kong place. Speaks good English. But big cats over there, right? Yes. And small mammal house there. That's right. Good. Mammals. Have you any background in mammals? Well, I've eaten a lot. Sorry. Joke. Good evening. Evening. Now, for those of you who have not met me yet,

my name is Rollo Lee. And as of yesterday morning, I have assumed command of this zoo. And I shall be reporting to our new owners, Octopus, Inc. Of Atlanta. Now, Octopus, of course, is owned by Mister Rod McCain. Who, as I'm sure you were aware, is a remarkable man. Starting with his father's radio stations in New Zealand, he has built up a global empire currently worth more than $6 billion and growing. How much does he want? In the end? Yeah. What? How much bigger does he want to get?

Well, there aren't any limits. He wants growth. Presumably he's aware of Doctor ef Schumacher's concept of limited resources. Or as Jean Paul sot puts in any sensible questions. Yes. Are you going to close the zoo? Yeah. Well, I'm. I'm very glad you asked me that. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Now, look, this zoo has to make money. It does, yes, yes, but not enough. Enough for what? Now, don't. Actually, I will tell you precisely. Mister McCain requires a 20% return on capital from each and

every asset in his empire. Why 20%? Because he does. That's why. Oh, could we explore that thinking a little? Yeah. No, I thought not. Despite the fact that current management theory regards. Now, the big problem is this. How do we cut costs and attract more visitors? Well, I'll tell you from my experience at octopus television, exactly what draws the biggest audiences all over the world? Violence. Oh, yes. Mister Sylvester Stallone did not get where he

is today by playing in Jane Austen. Therefore, in this zoo, we require only animals that are potentially violent. Fierce animals. All the rest, I'm afraid you'll have to go. What do you mean, go? Well, we'll have to find other homes for them. What, outside the zoo? This zoo is dedicated to conservation, and. I am all in favor of conservation. And the three things that I want to conserve are this zoo, your jobs, and fierce animals. He bodges in here without the slightest idea of what?

You two don't seem very upset. Oh, we are. Really? Because your animals are female. No, we think it's diabolical. What does he mean by fierce? I mean, a giraffe can kick a man's head off, but you wouldn't call them fierce. What is the same with sea lions and penguins? I mean, people don't think of them as violent, but they can be killers. Why have you all gone quiet? So Vince McCain immediately starts touching Willa very inappropriately. That even in the nineties,

was obviously wrong as fuck during that clip. Gross. Yeah, very wrong. The joke is what it is, but it's still fucking gross. The idea is that he can get away with this, and she's letting him get away with this. Cause there's. There's just this unspoken thing that it's going to help her in getting her job or getting business or whatever. And it's just a thing that corporate America does to get ahead, where everybody just fucks it's supposed to be a joke, but it's a gross joke and it doesn't land.

I freely admit that. Yeah, it's a gross joke. And yeah, it's just, it's. It's one of them late nineties sense of humors. The end of the clip starts a sequence of zookeepers trying to convince rolo that the most adorable snuggle monster animals are, in fact, fierce and killer style animals, almost. It reminds me of early Monty python sketches, like the dead parrot arguments where he was like, you're saying that it is this type of argument. And I can see where a

lot of people would be like, oh, this is just rehashed. I'm not enjoying it. Whereas I'm like, okay, this is a callback and I'm fucking loving it. Right? Yeah. Who doesn't like a callback, right? I would have liked to have clipped it, but it's not a review at that point. It's just a recording of the movie being played back for you. And so I want you to actually, if you're going to watch it, that's something that you want to look out

for. Is that stuff that we're talking about. One of those things I had to get so careful of with clue. Right. And so speaking of that and not wanting to clip everything, Vince McCann continues his pattern of sexually predatory behavior in our second clip. Willa, can I ask you a question? Sure. Are those breasts real? Yes. Yippee. You know, Willa, you better be careful dressed like that around

here. People will think you're sleeping your way to the top. Just as long as they don't think I'm sleeping my way to the middle. What are you doing? I'm gonna ask your father if I can go run the zoo. What, you wanna go to the third world and operate an animal toilet? Animals, paper clips, television companies. It's all business, Willa. These things smell. With enough zoos up and running, we are talking billions. Wow. How about dinner tonight? You can wear your office clothes. No, I have to

get up early. Pitching it to Rod in the morning. Oh, what's the hurry? We'll give our ruthless little chinese friend time to make an impact. I dare say they are upset, Diane, but I have a job to do. Yes, I know, but I. Look, look, I have to be hard nosed, okay? I mean, McCain demands it all the time. You've got to be tough, tough, tough. God knows why. You mean octopuses rule by fear? No, no, no. Terror. I mean, I've got this one chance to show that I can run something or I'm out. And at my age.

Scrappy. Mister Lee, there's a car from Atlantis. Atlantis? Atlanta. Hello, Lee here. Rollo, Nev here. Rod would like a word with you. Okay. Rod? That's right. The wyvern kid settled in yet? Yes, yes. Everything's absolutely terrified here. Thanks. How kind of you to ask. Rod here. Got the wife and kids settled in? Yes, yes, yes, yes, I am. So let me know what you're gonna do to push earnings up to a favourite 20%. Okay? Actually, it's marvellous to have this

opportunity of just explaining quickly what I've got here. Hello. Hello again, Mister McCain. No, it's Nev, mate. So the wife and kids are settled in all right. Look, I don't want to seem awkward, but I'm not married and I haven't got any children. What happened to Rod? He's been called away. So let Rod know your plans. Okay? Zoos are not money makers. Will I, Mister McCain? With good marketing, cash comes walking in the gate.

And with sponsorships, even more cash. That was my idea, dad. I've got several lined up already. Just think of it as a prototype for a chain of cash cows. Sort of a cash dairy. Aye. There was a thing in the nineties where comedies were putting characters in, like, semi fat suits and makeup just to have them play extra characters. Yeah, I want to blame Eddie Murphy for that, because he did that with the clumps and all that kind of shit. Like a little too much in the nineties.

Yeah, yeah, that was the late nineties, though. Well, I thought this was early two thousands when Eddie. Eddie Murphy did those movies, though. Yeah, well, this is 97, so. No, the nutty professor was like, around the same time, I thought. Was it? Yeah, the clumps was the later one. It doesn't fucking matter, all right? It doesn't matter. The clip ends with zookeepers marching animals over to Rollo's office and, well, there's more dialogue that was usable. So that's our next clip. Yes, come in.

Yes, here are the animals, sir. What animals? The first batch of animals that are definitely not fearful. Yes, sir. Ah, good. Yes, we tried to place them with other zoos, sir. No takers. What, you mean of all the zoos in this country, you can't find a single one? Zoos are keeping less and less species. Well, what about having people take those pets? Yes, they need expert attention. Anyway, it's not allowed, sir. Quarantine regulations. Well, can we release them back

into the wilderness? You know what? There's no safe habitat for this one. Sir, I. All right. So what do you propose? There's only one solution, Mister Lee. What the London Zoo proposed a few years ago when the government wouldn't give any more funds. What was that? Shoot him. Are you seriously telling me there's no other way of getting rid of these animals? Not hmm. Unless you were to change the fierce animal policy, sir. Nope. You sure about that? In the circumstances,

sir, perfectly sure. Thank you, lollaby. Yes, they're very dear creatures. That's not a dispute. But you would like them killed in line with your policy? If you really have explored all the other avenues, yes. I mean, if extermination is the only choice, so be it. I'm sorry, but I see no alternative. The fierce animal policy is absolutely essential for the continuing survival of. What do you think? Well, it's just that we'd rather not shoot them ourselves, sir. We are very

fond of them. We're keepers. And now we're not keeping them. Oh, I see. I'm shooting them, am I? If it's not too much trouble, sir. No. Fine. Uh, do you have my diary there? Go. You will make it quick, sir, won't you? What do you mean? I'm not allowed to torture them a bit first, just for fun. You wouldn't do that. I wasn't being serious, you stupid girl. Hand in the time for jokes. Bye bye, susie. Bye bye, pedal. Be brave. I'll stop. Bye, Rollo. I'd prefer it if you called me director.

I was talking to the lemur. The lemur is called Rollo. She named him after you. It is. Mocker. Spectacular. Would you pass the marmalade, please? You should have seen his face when he realized he was supposed to shoot them. Without wishing to detract from your reward performances, may I be so bold as to inquire what you hope to achieve by this prank? Prank? It wasn't a prank, Bugsy. We're trying to confront him with the reality. If you paint him into a corner, you'll find that

Bugsy. Shut up. He's not a cold blooded murderer. We've given him the five sweetest, cuddliest, most lovable. That's right. With that, we hear five subsequent shots and see Rollo smacking a mound of dirt down with a shovel. He holsters his pistol and takes the wheelbarrow he was using off screen. With him, the keepers come to find the cages left where Rollo left mount of dirt in front of them, indicating he killed all of the animals. And they are all heartbroken and

sad. About it. The film then cuts from this to Rollo getting a super late night call. And our fourth clip. Yes? Hello? Rolo? Yes. Vince here. How you doing? You having dinner? Dinner? It's 02:00 in the morning. Oh, were you asleep? Yes, I frequently am at 02:00 a.m. i'm afraid. Filthy habit I picked up in the Far east. Oh, well, gee. Look, if this communique is in any way sleep interruptive, I'll retlephone you later. No, no, it's not sleep

interrupted, really. So let's chat now. I can always catch up on some Christmas, probably. Right. Okay, good. Let's talk marketing, shall we? Oh, good. Yeah. First thing tomorrow, I'd like you to send me the most current marketing figures that you've got. Okie doke. Right. Rollo. Hi. Willa Weston here. Are you all right? No, no, not now. Not now. You got a problem with now? No, no, I'm fine. Oh, don't do that. Sorry. Hang on a moment. Susie, quiet.

Shh, shh. Hello? I'm just gonna put you on hold just for one moment, okay? Thank you. Another filthy habit he picked up in the Far east. Go over there. Right. Stay. Don't. Don't, don't. Just stop it. I've got to talk with those marketing moonies. Now, just. Just go over there and play with each other. Right? Come on. Come on. He's got two girls. Go away. Susie. Susie. What are you going down there for? Ah. Ah. No. Stop licking my. Careful. Ah. Ah. Don't fool

around with you, though. Ow. Ow. Don't pull. Don't pull. Cindy, get off the bed. Cindy. Off. Off. I don't want you now. Get three girls. Cindy, go away. Just go. Oh, that is disgusting. Sorry. I had a bit of a cramp. Hello? Hello. He must have eaten a whole rhino horn. Now there's a thought. I'll be right back. Time. How does he get three girls? Where's the third one go? Bastard. Place is probably crawling with young, beautiful female zookeepers.

Damn. I hate it when people abuse positions of trust for their own personal sexual gratification. It's demeaning to women fans. Tell me about the sponsorships. What sponsorships? The ones you told Rod about. I made that up. Vince, I. What are you doing? I'm getting undressed. For sex. I thought you were in the bedroom. I was getting us dinner. Oh, okay. You want to eat first? Oh, goody, goody, goody. Yup. Yippee. Vince, I invited you here tonight to say thank you for helping me. Rod. Not to

jump in the sack with you. Whoa, wait, wait, wait. What is the problem? I really like you. And who knows what might have happened. Oh, you mean if you weren't going to England tomorrow? Exactly. Look, it's all right. I understand. Really. You're sure you're okay with this? Really? Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks. Cause I'm going with you. What? Yes. Surprise. I talked to Rod and he said we could run the zoo together. Great.

You're not gonna let him go to Marwood zoo? I know it's only 4000 miles away, but it's a start. Still as tough on Willa getting landed with the idiot's son? She can manage him. She's a natural born corporate killer. Right this way, Mister McCain. You have a question? Yeah. Back neb. Now, now. You'd better send a good bookkeeper with him. He would never dare try to steal again. Faking my signature? Not after what happened to him last time.

Ah, you must be the intellectuals. What do you want to know? What about the 5000 layoffs closed down in Chicago? Any employees will let go. It would depend on the second quarter growth. Because we don't want to lose anyone unless it is absolutely necessary. We at Octopus are in the business of job creation. Currently, we employ more than 70,000 people worldwide. Sometimes circumstances lost parts of the country to be relocated. Scared? Oh, don't worry about Terry. You wouldn't have had to fly.

Actually, would have had to fly. Being a mexican red knee tarantula, Brachy Pelmer, Smithy and therefore particularly partial to flies. The point is that Terry has a bite relatively harmless to human beings. Yet you reacted as though even at the s. Which he isn't. Yes, I've always had a bit of a thing about spiders, actually. So if creatures are thought to be fierce, they are, ipso facto, fierce. Sorry, director, we need the guns. What?

Animals escape, Mister Lee. We've got to catch it. We need three, sir. Tranquilizer birds. Jerry's got the blowpipe, sir. But we need the real thing, just in case. Okay, I'll get one too. Don't worry, sir. We can handle the ways. So during the clip, it is revealed that Rollo did not shoot any of the animals. And one of them shit on his hand when he pushes it off the bed as one of the gags they do that didn't age as well for me as when I was watching this as a young teenage lad on various

elicited substances thinking that that was super hilarious. Listen, when you're younger, you find dumber shit funny because you're dumb shit. And then you get older and you realize that wasn't that funny. There is a gag where Vince thinks he's getting head when Willa bends down to pull up his pants as well in that where he, like, he's taking off his clothes thinking that they're going to

have sex. And then she walks over and in his somewhat defense, even though he's a fucking creep, she does very seductively drop to her knees, making it seem like something's about to happen. But she's pulling up his hands. Yeah, that's a gag that she does there. And I like the way that Willow basically manipulates him and that he's so dumb and that he doesn't realize he's being manipulated and she's using him every bit as he's trying to use her. But she's doing it much better than him.

Yes. Yeah, well, yeah, she's just better at this. And then as you heard at the very end of the clip, it starts a sequence of the keepers creating a false chaos to stop Rollo's fierce creatures policy. They are fighting back. This is the stuff in the movie I really enjoy, is where the zookeepers are basically trying to trick and manipulate their boss. I just really like this sort of gaslighting game that they're playing with him. It's fun and I enjoy it. Yeah, I like that too.

Yeah, it's funny. It's fun. It's funny. Yeah. They try to convince him an anteater is a killer while they fake Anhe injury where a woman is repeatedly carried in front of Rollo until he finally notices her. If you pay attention, she goes past in the background like several times and they get frustrated and have to turn around and try again to get John Cleese to notice. I don't know, that made me laugh.

Yeah. And then he finally notices her and then they try to convince him she was mauled by a bandicoot, which if anybody's ever seen a bandicoot, you know, that's probably not possible. Yeah, that's not going to happen. That's. That's a little weird. Poor fake injuries are paraded around in front of Rollo and we begin to see the classic overly frustrated angry man comedic bits that John Cleese does so well. This stuff all really works well, I think. Even if you don't like anything else

in the movie, this stuff is John Cleese at his best. And you're going to love it the. Way that anything John Cleese is typically going to be real good and real funny. He has led towards the sea lion exhibit, where they are using sex to sell the sea lions and entertain folks with a scantily clad young lady. Which starts a different discussion about what necessarily means fierce in our fifth. I mean, you see, she couldn't do that

if they were fierce. You see, if they were fierce, she couldn't go in there with them. Now, I am 100% behind the fierce animals policy. I mean, of course, in case of animals like that, well, I mean, the tendency to speak to themselves. And I understand that the purpose of the fierce animals policy is to increase attendances, but where attendances already hyper non fierce animals. I would have thought they'd been, you know, an exception to the general rule. The african migratory locust.

It's typical, isn't it, these management types? No inkling of interest in any other subject other than their own. Bit more, not too much. It's got to look real. Right? Right. Well, we better not do anyone else today or he might get a bit suspicious. Yeah, no, we don't want to make him too fierce. You know, I have a suggestion. To make a complete idiot of him. Let's make those wounds as realistic as possible. No, no, no. Something wrong with the sights on this. I keep hitting coffee mugs.

Right, I'll see you three in my office, 09:00 tomorrow morning. Oh, my God. Did you know that the Anopheles mosquito kills more people in the. Than all the wild animals in Africa in a century? Were you shooting more animals? No, just culling a few keepers. Ah. Leg better, is it? Miracle recovery or he's death shot a keeper. Watch out. No, I haven't. He is in there dying. Look out. Be quiet. Stop that. On. Everything under control. Oh my God. He's gone mad. Nothing to worry about.

Right. Oh, Mister Lee, I'm afraid it's been a bit of an accident. Of course there has. Lot of he. And I can promise you it's the last one. What? This lady fell, Mister Lee. No, no. Surely she's been savaged by a chipmunk or gored by a gopher, or disemboweled by a chicken, hasn't she? Come on, get off that. What? I've had enough of this. Put that stretcher down, you two. I fell. I did. Mister Lee. Scat's. I'm warning you, Lottabee, put the stretcher down now. What are you doing? Oh,

come off it, friend. Look, just get up. She needs treatment. No, she doesn't. She's hurt her leg. No, no, it's fake. What? It's fake blood. Look, taste it, Mister Lee. It's fake. Fake? Yes, fake. Try it yourself. Who is this? He's the director of the zoo. He's in charge. Look, you've been rumbled, okay? What? Oh, you're not fooling anyone, so just get up. What you've done. What is going on? Understand, this is artificial blood. The whole thing's

a charade. She's not hurt. She is hurt. No, no, no. Look, she's just one of the keeper's wives. She's my wife. Look, taste the blood. She's my wife. Taste the blood. She's my wife. She's your wife? Wait a moment. He's drinking her blood. Will you stop her? Are you sure she's your wife? Of course I'm sure. Just get away from her. No, no need to be sensible. Oh, Count Dracula's telling me to. Very sensible. What is happening here? He's sucking her blood. His what? Look at

his lips. He's the director of the zoo. You're Rolla Lee? Yes. Christopher Lee, more like. This woman is injured. She needs attention. I know she needs treatment. You just told everyone she didn't before you bit her. Look, are you in pain, mister pike? No, it's very tender. Because I can handle this, thank you. Look, I'm in charge. No, you're not. Yes, I am. My God, you Americans appreciate you. Who the hell do you think you are? Willow Weston. Vince mcCain.

Welcome to Marwitz. Ooh. Um, can I offer you a coffee? Donut, cappuccino? That's him. There he is. You're under arrest. Come here. Come here. He shot a caper. No, no, no, he didn't. He tried to, but he missed. Missed? Look at that. There's some great comedic bits that are just classic physical comedy and everything involved in that clip. I had to clip that out just for that

reason. You really did. Yeah, it was good shit. Now, in the background, you do actually see a woman fall down for real and injure her leg if you pay attention. And then Rollo notices the fake injury scam going on, so he shoots up the room, as we heard in the clip. He's just basically trying to get revenge on the keepers because he obviously doesn't like being taken for a full and then obvious. The chaos that they're creating to try and get back at him, he. He's losing

control and he realizes it. So he does that to get back at them for faking the injuries. The bit where he tastes the woman's actual blood makes me lose my shit. Every time. I always laugh my ass off about that. That's so fucking great. No, taste the blood. It's just good shit. And it's just John Cleese is fucking going for it is like, this flustered dude who just has to prove that he's right and just refuses to accept that maybe he misinterpreted this one for real.

The clip ends with the woman with the injury being dropped to the ground. Once that woman is screaming, that ends up knocking Rollo down in some way. Like, she falls on his legs or hits his legs in such a way that he basically falls forward on top of the woman, like,

diagonally, and is laying there. And then the woman that was doing all the screaming and beat Rollo for being a vampire then starts hitting him again for being on top of the woman, which is just causing more harm to the woman that's on the stretcher the whole time while everyone's scrambling just to pry Rollo off of her. And it just becomes this whole kerfuffle that's just absolutely insane and just reminds me of Marx Brothers routine in some way just because it just goes off the rails for

some fast start playing yakity sax. Right? It's utter chaos and screaming, and it just goes direct to my funny bone. And also, by the way, that's the end of the first 30 minutes of the movie, so that's Rollo's life pretty much ruined, right? All at this end of the clip there. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff. I don't really know what to add about that because it is just basically the start of the film, and there's a lot of stuff in the first 30

minutes that you really could enjoy and have fun with. And I can see where there's a certain direction this film goes in the back half that just might be too much of a. Too much of a stretch for some folks, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, but this. This stuff. I mean, you've laughed at all of this stuff so far and you've enjoyed all this. Yeah. I mean, again, I find it funny. It's just. I don't know, maybe the story,

you know, it's hard, all right? You can't pin down what it is about it that you dislike, but there's still something about it that's just not. How about this? There are funny moments, but they're not enough, maybe. Yeah, okay. I could see that. And it's fine. I totally get it. But there's just something about this film that I connect with it, so we might as well just move on to the next 30. It's still good. We'll just move on to the next 30. Then we're going to go for

the full hour from here. All right? And it starts with Rollo talking to the animals in his apartment that he obviously has not shot. Even still. And that is our 6th clip. So the big question is, what am I going to do with you all? Because I'm almost certainly on the scrappy PC. Oh, well, pity. I like it here. Oh, look what you've done. That's the second time. Don't they teach you any manners in Argentina? If you do that again, I will shoot you. Coming.

Quick, quick. I still say we should just fire it. Okay, fine. You call your father. All right. Come here, darling. Now, quiet, susie. He's at it again. Come on, get out of here. Oh, hello. Hi. Can we come in? You are still working, right? 03:00 in the afternoon. Oh, do you want the report? Yes. So we can come in. Okay, yeah, good idea. Good idea. A bit of a mess. I'm free to just spill something. Oh, look, Rollo, we've been reviewing your situation, and we've decided

to reappraise your position. Oh. Away from the public. You saw the local papers? Yeah, the vampire gunman runs amok story that. Yes. Bloody newspapers. Ha. So if you'll just report to me tomorrow morning at 09:00 a.m. we'll discuss. The position and your new office. Um, one thing before you go. Um, about those five animals that I'm supposed to have shot. Smart career move, bub. What? Killing them saved your ass from extinction. Oh, I see. No, no, no. They just put it in. Very disputed.

Well, it wasn't an easy decision, obviously. I mean, you know, you've got to be hard nosed because toughness is the name of the game if you want. No nonsense management, after all. And toughness is what it's all about these days, you know, toughness and hard noseness. Well, hard nasality, as I mentioned before, you know. I mean, that is the bottom line, as Rod so often says. I mean, Rod is right there, I think. Remarkable man. Absolutely remarkable man. $6 billion. How extraordinary.

Damn radiator. Harvey slept last night. I bet. Listen, Roland, I don't like you. You're weird and unattractive. Just better reposition your attitude. Be zabi certain members of the female staff, or you're gonna be out of here. Certain members of the female straw. Oh, please. Well, I think he's sexy. Sexy? Uh huh. Looks like a giraffe in crime. Did you get a whiff of his cologne?

Oh, de monkey fart. No, he's a geek. And the way he moves, it's like he borrowed his body for the weekend and he hasn't figured out how it works yet. Well, he's got something. I mean, he's just been demoted and the girls are still all over. I'll bet they're real dogs. Mangy, nearsighted, weight watcher reject. God, he's so male. Him? No. Yom. Look. Isn't he wonderful? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Reminds me of my father. Is your father ugly? No,

it's just I didn't get to see him very much. When I did, he used to take me to the Atlanta Zoo to see Willie B. The gorilla. That's when I felt close to him. To the gorilla? No, to my father. Life just seemed simple then. Yeah. Yeah. Is this all he does? I mean, because the zoo is after the entertainment dollar, right? Is that the show? Because if this is the evening performance, I'm glad I missed the match. What do you do for an encore? Fall asleep?

You really don't like animals, do you? No, it's not that I don't like them. I just don't see the point. I remember when I was five, my mother got me this dog. I just didn't get it. Suppose I had nothing I needed fetched, so I sold him. Oh, that's sad. Oh, he got over it. No, for you. It's very sad for you because you couldn't love a puppy. Yeah. No, no, no. This is the kind of conversation two people have when one of them is female. Surprise. Celebrate our partnership.

Partnership? That's right. However, there's just one thing I couldn't help noticing. I don't know if you did. We still have separate bedrooms. Just missed. I mean, we have taken over the zoo. We are here in England. Be we. I think it's too soon. Why? Because what we have is special. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. Huh? It's too soon. How too soon? Thanks, asshole. Fault you. Oh, hello. Lovely evening. What are you doing with that? Oh, the lemur? Yeah. Oh, just putting it back in its

enclosure. Why'd you take it out? For a walk? You know exercise. Can hardly move in there. No, no, the exercise is for me. So what do you need that for? That's a good point, actually. Well, perhaps I won't bother in future. Thanks for the hint. Hey, we're gonna use that for target practice. Oh, no. Or, uh, one of your orgies. Orgies? Yeah. I'm on to you. You were gonna put that somewhere. You're sick. Is there a history of insanity in your family? Or is there smashing up trolleys?

The latest american craze. No, the latest american craze, pal, is firing weirdos like you. Come on, Rollin. Let's get you back home before some Looney attacks this trolley. Come on, Rollo. He's talking to himself, and I'm the loony? Animals are boring, but people pay money to see them. Which is what led me to my latest inspiration. We are talking about a whole new concept in sponsorship. That completely eliminates the non event impact episode. For instance, what have we here?

Ah. An African spurred tortoise. Who gives a shit, right? I mean, look at it. If it died, would we know? My grandmother's grave is a bigger attraction. Wait. It's not just some nonentity tortoise now. It's Bruce Springsteen's tortoise. Immediately it's an event. It's practically a celebrity itself. Will he come and visit it? What? Will he come and visit it? What his schedule allows. So he's actually agreed to sponsor it? I'm expecting his call any minute. But the potential. We can

market little Bruce Springsteen tortoises. Jurassic park made half of its money from those little plastic dinosaurs. And they're even deader than this heap of garbage. Follow me. Now here we have a brazilian. Tapered. I have to say, I've dated better looking women. Now listen to this experience enhancing, digitally manipulated educational tool. Brazilian tapions. Solitary three toed ungulates. Which inhabit lowland forests in sunny Brazil. Reachable now in less than 14 hours via British Airways.

Non stop flights to stunning Rio de Janeiro. I mean, it's bad enough having to wear this rubbish. I do know what you mean. I only assume he's planning to turn the entire zoo into a supermarket. Where he can sell videos about animals and other zoos. I agree. He's trying to cheat little souvenirs. The ones they didn't have time to see because they were too busy shopping. Yes. I mean, I'm surprised he hasn't started selling all the animals here. Look,

the point is this special summer sale. Antelope, 50% off. Ocelots, 200 pound each, or six for a thousand rhino. On just a job for Friday night. Could I say something? One free porcupine with every purchase of two overpriced t shirts, please. Thank you. I just want to make this one. If you ask me, I can't get a word in edgeways, let alone ask you anything. You didn't kill them. What? We checked. They're all alive, you rascal. It was only kidding. Just figure that out, Eddie.

I say. Now, over here. This used to be the lion house. But as it's no longer suitable for animals, we're using it for middle management. What the hell do you think you're doing? Can you keep a lid on it till the sun goes down? For God's sake, you're supposed to be working, not prancing around your cell like a, uh, flamingo with a boner. Terribly sorry, ladies and gentlemen. We're having a little problem getting the. Right balance with his medication.

This is a family zoo, not the playboy mansion, you pervert. It's your last warning, Lee. Follow me, ladies and gentlemen. Perfectly all right. Sorry about that. Fight this way. Fight this way. Now I know why they keep him in a cage. At the end of the clip, it is clear that Willa is becoming more and more infatuated with rollover. Based on this misconception that he has some kind of sexual dynamo. Based on all the previous misunderstandings

of various women that have been sleeping with him. Yeah, right. The discussion about the animals is continued in our 7th clip. Yes, but we thought you had actually killed them. Look, I had to pretend I shot them. Why? To preserve my authority. What authority? Yeah, all right, all right. Anyway, I'm just praying that Vince doesn't fart me, because I love, oh, come on, Rollo. You just love putting things in cages, being an ex cop. It's true. But this place is still special.

It used to be. What? Before Vince McCain. He is right at the bottom of the food chain, isn't he? I fail to see how you can criticize him. What? Well, he's bringing the crowd in, isn't he? In order to raise the revenue to the 20% profit margin. That you yourself were advocating so vociferously less than a month ago. No, that's not what I, yes, you were. No, I wasn't. Yes, you were. No, I wasn't. What's the point of raising it to 20%? You really want

to know what I think? Yes. Right. Right. I'll tell you. I think the whole octopus philosophy is poison. The only aim of any and every McCain business is to downsize and halve the quality to make enough money to acquire another business to downsize and halve the quality to make enough money to acquire another business to downsize, etcetera, et cetera, without ever running a single one of them. Really? And if anyone ever raises the question

of quality, they're immediately attacked as an elitist. Because an octopus. It's considered morally offensive to talk about anything but money. All so that Mister Rod McCain can feel a little more powerful every day. That's why, instead of running this wonderful zoo properly, we have to spoil it in order to finance his next mindless acquisition. On the other hand, he is a remarkable mandehead. I haven't finished. I haven't finished. Here's true visionary of. Oh, hello. I was just trashing

octopus. I know. It didn't really sound like that, did it? Why do you work for us, Rolo? Cowardice. Look, we all have to live in a real world or this place is going to close. But I just want you all to know one thing. I intend to run this one business really well. And if you do, you can always open a chain of them all over the world. Little zoos popping up everywhere, all exactly the same. Leopards on the left, rhinos on the right, monkeys in the middle, sea lions in the center.

Oh, boy. At the end of the clip, Willow continues on her run through the zoo. And you can see just how much marketing and cross promotion awfulness. Vince McCain has polluted the zoo with. It's really over the top and just plain awful. Animals have celebrity endorsements that block the view of the actual animals. Banners and stand ease crowd pretty much every walkway and cover every rooftop. It is absolutely horrendous and accurate to a tee of what

fucking corporate marketing is like. That's true. At the end of her run, Willow goes into the gorilla keeper's office to get some water. And an improperly locked cage doorway allows a gorilla to get close to Willa. And it terrifies her as it checks her headset after taking it off, and then touches her hair lightly. The gorilla is gentle but curious about her. And she has a moment where there is a connection with her and the animal. Just as the gorilla keeper comes in to check up on her,

he gets the gorilla to go back to its enclosure. And Willow steps outside to have the zookeepers clock that she has had a life changing experience and now understands what makes the zoo so special. In our 8th clip. You okay, Miss Weston? No, I'm fine. I. I just. Oh, you made contact. It's great. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. I wasn't lying. Oh, really? Just what? Altering my perception of the situation? Yeah. No, no, no. I spoke with Springsteen direct. Oh, really?

He said, vince, my man, you were born to run with us. You have my blessing. Then how come I have this pissed off back from his agent? Oh, this is just a negotiating ploy. Just. Just offer him 50% of the total tortoise revenue. There is no tortoise. Revenue. Revenue. Exactly. The point is, if you. The point is, Vince, that this sponsorship stuff is degrading to the animals. Like what? Like that. That's genius. There's not one major award I won't win for that. That is unacceptable. Take it off.

But. But it's brilliant that it's never been done before. Try to work out why. It's for the zoo. It's a perfectly. Well, she won't tell request for information. That's all. Not after what I said about octopus. She likes you, Rollo. She's the one who's always on about consultation. She likes you. What do you mean? What she means is that the pheromones that you're unconsciously releasing into the atmosphere have the physiological effect of increasing the statistical probability of her taking part

in some form of melting behavior. Not unlike that, I'm an african crossover. Hello. Oh, hello. What are you doing? Uh, just, uh, visiting some little friends. Ah. Plenty of them at the zoo, I've heard. Yes. Can I ask you something? Sure. About some of these sponsorships. I wonder if you and your fiance don't. Don't feel that some of them are Vince. No, no, no. We're not together. Oh, good, good. Only I know we're not making 20% yet, but. But some of the

marketing devices are a bit. Bit crude. Yes. Good. Because you know, the keepers. And I will look at. Aren't they gorgeous? Oh, they just make you want to fondle them. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I see what you mean. Yes. Is this one your favorite? Yes. Yes, I like him best of all the small memories. Mammals. Sorry, yes. His name's Rollo, actually. Really? Yeah, so I sort of feed him some little special tits. Bits. Tits. Tid. Tid. Sorry. Tidbits. Keep making boobs.

Anyway, he just loves his nuts. Does he? Oh, and is Rollo very sexually active? Well, he doesn't have a partner at the moment. You know, if he had one, one. I mean, just one would get bored. I mean, you had two in your cage the other day. Oh, yes. I mean, some of the sponsorship gimmicks are a bit sexy. Excessive. Excessive sex. Excessive. That's it. Sorry. Freudian slit. Slut. Slut. Slip. Slip. Slip. Slip. Sorry. Slip. Rollo, do you really want to talk about this? Well, I think we all.

Okay, how about dinner tomorrow night? Dinner? Yes. Well, yeah. Yes. I don't think I've got anything else on this. Yeah, no, that. That'd be fun. Good dinner, Bello. I think I like you. Something in the air. Fucking hell. Oh, damn it. I can't have dinner with you tomorrow night. I'm having dinner with Rob McCain. Rod. What, here? No, no. At the Morwood arms. Uh, Wednesday? Yes, but he's not going to close down at you. Oh, no, no, no. Zoo safe. Rod trusts me. Don't worry. Good. See you Wednesday.

Good. Good. I'd like to know what McCain's really thinking. I mean, just because she trusts him doesn't mean we have to. I'll tell you what. You need to deal with these big corporations. Inside information. All right. During the clip, we see that the tigers have sashes placed on them to sell absolute vodka, which is definitely something that Willow should be talking about. How tasteless it is. Is. And how Vince thinks it's going to win him an award. It's really gross. Capitalism will.

It takes off her jacket to reveal some cleavage when she's talking about. Look at them. Aren't they gorgeous? Don't you just want to fondle them? Which throws Rollo into the freudian slip fest that I have stolen from my humor style. Ever since seeing this film, I. Fred, I've used a lot of those freudian slips,

like, as a joke. Like that. Yeah. Good stuff. She even does a bend over to place her backside up on his shit to come on to him before revealing the bit about the rod McCain, meaning at the very end of the clip. And they cut from this to the bugging of the room by the bug guy and Rollo setting up microphones and arguing about all the talking. The bug guy has to keep over mansplaining everything instead of actually doing what he should be doing and that he's running out of time.

It's revealed that multiple keepers are involved in this. And the bug guy spends so much time talking, he neglects to set up any of the microphones properly. And Rod arrives too early. And the dark haired lady from law and order, I just realized that's who that was. Comes to warn them and gets them latched out of the adjoining room they rented as rod and crew arrive. And they go ducking into the closet to hide. During our next

clip, it's called the. Churchill suite because Sir Winston stayed here on two separate occasions. We do hope you'll enjoy your stay. If there's anything called you, it's Melbourne. All right. Gentlemen, ladies, if you'll excuse me, I have a rather empty little bubbly. Come on. Have some champagne. Come on. Glad to see you. Mm hmm. Yes, what's that? Indeed there's a. Yeah, right. How much? Waiter. Now. Okay. Right. What'd be the cost of a planted Papua New guinea? Right.

I'm gonna close Melbourne down. What? It's not being recorded. I know. That's why I'm trying to listen. Well, they shouldn't be saturating. Right? Facts. Atlanta. About this, mate. Beijing called. We've got the television rights to their public executions. Worldwide. Five guys a week, guaranteed. Beauty. This is what satellite television was invented for. Totally cross cultural. Zavik. Vince. What do you want to talk about? The zoo's going really well,

dad. Have you got the figures? Yeah, it's taking some time with the fritz into shape, dad, but I've got some amazing fans. You're gonna be proud of me. Just give me the money. Figures. Can't believe what I put together, dad. Probably not. I really want to thank you, dad, for accommodating me, schedule wise. It means a lot to me, both as an employee and flesh and blood wise. You've got the crap. It was on my way. Done really well, haven't I, dad? Ship off the owl block. I I'm

reading something here. Doesn't add up. The tarantulas escaped. Tarantula's loose. Told you I'd kick ass. Dad. What? I really wanted to ask. I feel really close to you, dad, these last few moments, and I was wondering, could I get a raise? Out of the question. Why? I don't have the money. You got $6,000,000,000.07. But things are tight right now. The hell's making all this bloody noise? Who's there? Oh. Okay, look. What about a small advance on my inheritance? What inheritance?

Well, I'm your son. You have to leave me something. Why? You screwed up my whole childhood. How could I have? Wasn't even there. Besides, I'm not leaving. What do you mean? The mom and I become seriously ill. I'm being cryogenically frozen until they find a cure. All the money goes into a trust till I get back. You mean you're not gonna die? Bad news, eh? Get a hole of yourself. Hmm. That was a sheep. You're gonna be immortal. No. You got it. I knew this cryogenic stuff isn't cheap,

costing me an arm and a leg. Sheep are exactly like people, you know. My couple of meals a day, they just stand there, quietly eat them. Christ, that's the biggest goddamn spider I ever saw. Oh, yeah, that's probably what was making the bleeding noise. I don't like spiders. Kill it. It's terminated. I missed. Let's go under the sofa. I'll wait here. Listen, Vince, you might have to close the zoo down. What? I can make a lot of money if I sell it to the Japanese as a golf course. But,

dad, I'm. Shut up. Don't mention it to Willie yet. Come on, let's eat. I'm starving. Oh, hello, mister McCain. Am I early? No, you're just in time. How's business? So great. I have good. Let's eat. Do I look alright? Great. Yeah, never better. How'd it go? Really well. Let's go. Oh. Is that blood? Yeah. Spider bite? Yeah. Come on, let's go. Ah, Christ. Okay. During the clip, the bug guy, played by Michael Palin, tells the other two in the closet that the spider got loose. You do

kind of hear him say that. And then you do heard as they're fighting and Rollo and a law and order lady starts stripping down in fear of the spider for some odd reason other than just to get them naked. For the next comedy bit, you can see the spider exit the closet, and you can see Vince stab himself in the leg when he cannot commit to murdering his father out of his rage of realizing he's never going to

get any money out of him. The trio exit the closet, and Palin's bug guy is happy to find that his spider is just fine at the end of the clip. And then law and order lady notices that Willa has left her bag and will be right back. Willow comes in for the bag. When Rollo hears the door close, he assumes that Willow has left and exits the closet, revealing himself to Willa,

who was checking her makeup the whole time in the mirror. In another strange reveal of misunderstandings, Willa sees a sheep on the bed in the room next door that Rollo claims to have rented and what appears to be two mostly naked women. She smirks at this and is even more intrigued by it. And that

is the end of the first hour of the film. I gotta say, I don't know if I buy that her character would be really into this guy because, like, sometimes a person who fucks a sheep isn't gonna really be a thing that you're gonna want to be a part of, right? Like, I mean, kind of draw the line with animals that can't really consent. You know, that's where you draw your line. Yeah. At least you draw the line there. I draw my line with consent. If an animal

cannot consent, so therefore animals identify, definitely draw the line. Two people at the same time. As long as everyone consents it doesn't fucking matter how many people are fucking. That's. Yeah, one. One to a fucking million. As long as they're all consenting adults, it's fine. I don't give a shit, you know? Yeah. And what the two people are doing together, as long as everything is consenting, even if it's like, you know, somehow physically harming each other,

fine. Up to a certain point and make sure you get your aftercare. Otherwise you're a fucking dick. But also, as long as everybody's consenting is none of my business. Yeah. So me. Hell with it. Yeah. That's the perfect line to draw, is consent. It's a very good demarcation point for. Any that should be always. Everyone should use that. Yeah. So there we go. I mean, I get the joke that they're coming at here where it's supposed to be like, he's just this really, really sexually

devious guy. And Willow's into that idea because she likes the idea that maybe she would be wild enough to tame him or something like that. I get what they're trying to do here, and I freely admit, for most people. Yeah. That stuff will fall flat. The thing that I find funny is the giant misunderstandings that how. How much more perverse they make John Cleese's character seem and how much more enable he is to explain what's going on.

That's the part that I find funny. I don't. Don't really like the idea that Willow is intrigued by it and it's actually turned on by him being even more of a weirdo that likes to fucking. Yes, because that's wrong. That's just. Yeah, don't fuck animals. Right. That should have been a bridge too far. You know what I mean? It was a bridge too far. No, I mean, for Willow, that should have been the deal. But no, she's still into him and that's not cool. You want to just do the run to the

end? Running to the end. All right, so the run to the end starts with our next mega fucking clip. Good news. Customer pull through way, way, way up. And the feedback has been sensational. And I want to thank you all personally for the incredible enthusiasm that you've shown vis a vis our latest new innovative initiative. You look fantastic. You're no longer a bunch of smelly old animal keepers. No. As of today, you are official theme zoo visitation enhancement facilitators. Now for

the really big news. This is it, ladies and gentlemen, the coup de zoo. If you'll just look this way. Wasn't easy. Look. You diabolical bastard. Yee ha. You can't put an animatronic animal in a zoo. Why not? It's not real. So what? It gave you a thrill. Look, people are coming here from all over the world who have never seen a panda in their whole miserable life. It's not a real thrill, is it? It's artificial. Having pandas in England is artificial, for God's sake.

What do you want me to do, put everyone on a plane and fly them to Africa? They come from China. Not this baby. This was handmade in Belgium. I don't want some cheap chinese panda. What's the matter? What is wrong with you people? I can't stand all this negativity. Why don't you please go home? What does it take to get appreciated around here, huh? This is a hit zoo, thanks to me. People come here to feel their connection with nature.

And you don't get that with electric pandas. We're just giving them what they want. What about the quality of the experience? No, Rod says quality has never worked for him. Right. Everything he touches gets tackier. Well, that's the price of success. Vince, I had an extraordinary experience yesterday. What sort of experience? With him. With him? A sort of contact. What? You couldn't possibly understand, could you? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I think I do.

I don't turn you on anymore because you've got the hutz for a gorilla. It's not sexual. Well, he's clearly more attractive than I am, isn't he? Yes, but let me ask you something. How much does he earn? How much does Mister Gorilla take home at the end of the week? Not a lot. A couple of bananas. You know how much I'm worth? Do you have any idea how much money I have made since I've been at this stinking zoo? $1.2 million. Yeah. Think about it. What are

you talking about? I've made nearly 800,000 in sponsorship deals in cash, plus consultancy fees, plus commission on animal futures. You can steal it. No matter what I do, no matter what I wear, I can never impress you. You're just like my father. This is gonna close, Vince. So what? You and me, we walk away with $2 million, the place closes. What a shame. The Japs buy it. You are. You're pronoid. Pronoid? Mm hmm. It means that contrary to all the available evidence,

you actually think that people like you. Your perception of life is that it's one long benefit dinner in your honor with everybody cheering you on and wanting you to win everything. You think you're the prince, Vince? Well, let me tell you something. You're gonna put back every last cent into that zoo account. By 10:00 tomorrow morning. Or I am gonna call your daddy and tell on you. Hello. Ready for dinner? Fine. Let's let's leave it.

Look, perhaps I should explain why I didn't have any trousers on last night. Matter. No. Right. You're wondering why the girls didn't have any kit on either. No. Look, I'm sorry. I don't know what I've done to upset you. Look, it's not you, Rollo. I love the zoo. I love zoo too. These zoo do. Well, it's all going wrong. And now Vince has been stealing. Stealing? Yeah. And if McCain finds out, I don't know what he's gonna do. Okay, look, um,

let's find out how obvious it is to Atlanta. Right. First of all, see if they the bank reconciliation figures. And the cash flow tie up. Then we all. Yep. How do you know about this stuff? Well, I was in the police for 20 years, you know? I mean, it's not just hitting people on the head with dicks. Sticks. Sticks. Sorry. Damn. You see, it is pretty obvious to. It is pretty, pretty obvious if they know what they're, huh. Putting the money back.

But only because I have feelings for you. Oh, Rollo, not again. How do you do it? I'm gonna call the zoo vet and get you fixed. Get the bimbo out of Miss Weston's office. No, no, no, no. I can understand the gorilla, but not not Mister disgusting Vince. What is it? He drugged you? Do you owe him money? Was it a dare? What? He's very attractive. Attractive? Attractive? How can you touch him? Look at that suit. The suit comes off. I just got an image of that. You must be desperate.

Don't speak to her like that. Oh, engaged already, are we? You broke up with that lemur pretty quick. Whose heart are you gonna break next week? Some warthogs? Where you going? I'm at it. No bits. Leave me the money. Vince. Vince. It's not yours. It is too. I stole it while you were busy two timing me with a creature from the black lagoon. I wasn't even one timing you. We never had a relationship. You're in love with me. Oh, please. You just can't

admit it, can you? You better hand that back if you know what's best for you. What century are you from? Paige, are you insane? I mean, what is the attraction? For one thing, he likes animals. Oh, he doesn't just like him. Miss Weston finds them very attractive. Do you mind? We're trying to have a board meeting here. We have been delegated by an emergency meeting of the keepers committee. What emergency? Last night Rod McCain said he might turn us into a golf course.

What? He did not. Yes, he did. I was in the cupboard, listening. The cupboard? He was too. It's true. I want your cage cleared by 09:00. What did he say? I'd like to make five points in a moment. One, this zoo provides an invaluable amenity in this catchment area. Any attempt to close it by the end of the month. Shut up. Not to mention mass protest. Hey, yo, mouth boy, zip it. Not to mention mass protests here in Marwood. You will not shut financial. Shut up.

Secondly, from the conservation point of view, the considerable disruption caused by the react. I don't believe it. Won't. Have a private word with Vince while you're getting the police. Okay, Rod. So you're gonna close the zoo to ride it's way under the 20%. You realize you're gonna have to shoot the animals, sir? Well, this is England, mate. We'll get some tame vet to say they've caught some disgusting disease. Pity this isn't Texas. Why, we could charge people to do it for us.

Fifthly. Now remind you it takes at least 18 months to decommission a zoological facility of this kind. Turn up, Ross shoots. My God, he's gone mad. What's this? The latest Harvard business school technique, is it shut up. Or merely an extension of your policy of consultation? You would rather talk than live, wouldn't you? You won't shoot me. I will. Not with a 7.65 Barretta 34. You won't. Oh, really? Why not? The safety catch is still on. What bloody hell's going on here?

Dad, you look great. How you doing? We're off, you freaks. Who bloody hell are you? This is Rollo Lee. Oh. Oh, Mister McCain. I'm about to make five points about the zoo. Go away. Point one. This. You mean stealing from me again, Vince? Stealing? My God, I've caught you red handed. Oh, that. Oh, I was just putting that back. See, I borrowed that. Devil's gone to get the police. What? You're going to jail, Vince. Oh, no, not again, Mister McCain. Vince will put the money back, I promise. Sorry,

Willa. And I'm gonna have to close the zoo too. What? Why? We're up to 20%. Oh, we are? We are. With this. Are you sure? I swear it. Nearly 25. All right, I'll leave it open, but don't let it drop. No. Say you won't have me arrested or I'll kill you. Dad. You won't shoot me. Oh, yes, I will. You haven't got the guts to shoot your own father. Yes, I do. Vince, get back. Go on, then. Go on, you spineless twat. See, you're no son of mine. Oh, yeah, good idea.

Give us all a good laugh, you wuss. I am not a wuss. Wuss. Woosh, woosh, woosh, woosh, wuss, wuss. Oh, God, I hate you. I hate you. Give me that gun. So I. Mister McCain. It's a Beretta model 34. You're fired. During the clip, Rollo somehow accidentally grabs Willow's tit and that sparks off a makeout session that is clearly interrupted by Vince. The end of the clip starts a sequence of them panicking with the freshly killed

Rod's body laying there. The dialogue where John Cleese goes ballistic on Michael Palin's overly loquacious character by piling on him that has him basically left with nothing to say in this scenario. Or have no overly winded explanations or any plan of action. I just love how he just berates him for that involuntary manslaughter that just took place. That's my favorite stuff. I didn't clip that. And the main reason for it is you gotta watch the film to see that because you just have

to experience the whole of it. Because John Cleese's face, the way he delivers those lines when he's flustered and angry, is just fucking great. Yeah, it really is good stuff. John Cleese is always gonna bring, you know, a certain type of comedy and they're really typically. It's always gonna elevate a movie. Well, that vocal beatdown ends with Rod's body disappearing, and it's because Vince wanted to freeze him. They find Vince trying

to stuff the body into a freezer and get more ice. Upon having Willow explain how Rod is dead and there is no cure for a bullet to the head, Vince celebrates to the point of creating a plan just out of doing his really bad impersonation of his dad, which is really just Kevin doing a really bad impersonation of a person from Australia of himself. Yes,

sort of. So they pull off a sequence of these fakery skills that they were using earlier and making Vince look like Rod so that they can have the zoo and, you know, somehow get Vince the money that he's been wanting to inherit. So they come up with a plan. They get it set up to where? They're going to do this. And Rod and Vince argue over who gets willow when that is her choice. And a bunch of fucking bullshit they don't get. Get to

claim a woman. A woman chooses who she wants to be with. That's right. They tried to pull off their scam in our pent ultimate clip. All right, everybody, here we are. Let's go. Come on. Come on. We haven't got much time. I'm not so worried about fooling the police. But what about Neville? Neville's gonna be tough. If I can get. Oh, my God. Hello, Neville. Hello. Hello. Hello, Neville. Excuse me, I'm gonna go have a slash. Peace. I'll be run. Hi, great to see you. Hello.

Willa Weston. Chief Superintendent. Chairman Macefield. Sergeant Scott and Sergeant Irving. Rod will be with you in a moment. I'll be your marmot. Power. Gets him every time. Hello, Neville. Hello, Inspector. Mister McCain, I'd like to introduce you to Inspector Macefield. Good day. Good on you. Good outfit. Good honor to meet you, Mister McCann. Well, goody. Hello, Neville. Hello, Rod. I'm Nev. Have you spoken to Vince? I have. Can we arrest him now, sir? Aha. That'll be necessary.

Vince and I had a long talk between ourselves. It was quite a martial. You haven't killed him, have you, Rod? Nobody's killed anybody. I mean that we've had a reconciliation. Isn't it wonderful? A reconciliation? That's right. Neville. Back, Neville. So you're not pressing charges, Mister McCain? On the contrary, inspector, not at all. But I would like your assistance. I've just made out a new will, and I'd like you gentlemen to witness it. A new will? Pend down, Neville. It would be a

privilege, Mister McCain. Thank you. What do you mean, and you will? As a result of my talk with Vince, I've decided to leave octopuse to him. What holds Phil? Shut up. Good boy. Good boy. He's a total wanker, Rod. I won't have you talk about him like that. Rod, he steals from you. It's only to get the attention that I should have given him when he was a child. Rod, you can't leave Octopus to that asshole. That asshole is my son.

I love him. But you're always saying what a complete wuss he is. I am. Nothing kinda lets you talk about him in that way. Are you all right, mate? I'm feeling emotional. What's that? It's where I keep my Kleenex. He's. He's very depressed now. Depressed? Isn't it wonderful to see a man get in touch with his feelings. There's something going on here. Will I. Excuse me, gentlemen. We need to be alone. Feeling a bit, uh, suicidal. What? This isn't

like Rod. Psst. Hey. He's in the shed. What? He's in the shed. Gentlemen, I admit it. I've behaved disgracefully to my son in the past. I don't know if I can live with myself. So, uh, going to the shed. Mother always said that when you're naughty, you have to go to the shed. I've been naughty. God, I'm depressed. We see the keepers trying to load Rod's body into the shed as Vince makes his way into the shedden shed as well.

Once again, he's dressed just like Rod. They try to sell Rod, being sad and screaming about how terrible he has been to Vince and how guilty he feels about it and how it's making him suicidal. During the speech, the lemurs get a hold of the gun and are playing with it, while Willa and Rollo tried desperately to sell this ludicrous ruse as a reality that is actually happening. The level of fucking gaslighting they have to do is fucking ridiculous in this. Yeah, right. It's just in. A fish called

Wanda had this where just. There's always a mixed a dose of gaslighting. The lemurs delay the selling of Rod shooting himself as the police push down a lamppost. In an effort to smash the door of the shed down, the keepers pull some kind of distraction technique that forces the police to drop the lamppost on their feet. And everyone is scrambling to sell the ruse in any way as it very quickly falls apart all around

them. A lemur causes the gun to go off when everyone is distracted and the remaining people flee just in time as the police break down the door to find the very stage suicide scene of Rod's death. And that leads to our ultimate. Oh, no. No, no. Oh. Why were your men so slow? Sorry. We didn't realize. This isn't Rod McCain. What? I've spent 15 years working at Octopus, and this isn't Rod McCann. I was in the garden and I heard a gunshot. Father. I'm afraid he's dead. No.

Yes. No. No. What? What are you doing? He shot himself. No. Why? He wasn't in one of his black moods, was he? He just couldn't live with what he'd done to you. But I'd forgiven him. No. Oh, no. Dad. Dad. Dad. Vince. What? There's something that you should know. What? He left octopus to you. Oh, no. So he did love me. After all, you're fired. Rolo, there's something I need to ask you. Yeah? It's about sex. What? Look, I know what you like. When we first called, you had three women in your bed.

Watch. Remember Mitzi and Susie and Cindy? Oh. Oh, no. You had at least four girls in the bathroom. They were all over you in the cage. No. Well, and then the other night in the hotel, you let the two girls as well as the man. Oh, uh, look, will I. Look, Rolla, I really like you, but I was just wondering if one woman could ever be enough for a Mandev like you. Oh, what the hell. Let's give it a try. Well, I have to warn you, Wanda. Willa, Willa, Willa. I haven't slept with one woman for a very,

very long time. They make out some more and then they roll those fucking credits. Cinema psyops. I can see where this is not everybody's cup of tea, this movie. I totally get that. Yeah. And I'll tell the story once we actually take the break. So maybe we should just finalize our thoughts on the movie real quick. What do you think? Again, it was okay, but I would say, yeah, that's the best way I can put it. It was okay. That's. I liked anything John Cleese was great. I like Kevin Klein, even,

but he was kind of hit or miss in this. Anything John Cleese was. Was a good part of this movie. It was definitely a mistake. I can say this now, watching it as an adult, to hang a lot of your story on Kevin Kline playing two characters, one being the father and one being the son. A lot of the comedy that's supposed to come from the rod character is really bad. The only reason that I forgive it is he's very clearly just a parody of Rupert Murdoch. Yes, very much.

More or less so I totally enjoy that. And it makes me laugh just knowing who they're trying to make fun of, even though they're doing it very badly. I freely admit that there's tons of flaws in this movie. There's tons of seams that you can obviously see. But when you watch it in the frame of the mind that I'm about to discuss in our story time, none of that matters to you because reality doesn't matter to you in that frame of mind. Pretty much. All right,

we're going to take a break here. We're going to play a song from 1997 as well as this film was released in. And that's Harvey Danger's flagpole sitter. And right after that, we'll have a story time. Sadeena. All right, so I did have visions, and I was in them because I was looking into the mirror. Yeah. And other stuff. Well, I'm just quoting Harvey Danger, by the way. That is not their best song, even though that is pretty much made them a

one hit wonder. Yeah, that was their most famous song. Yeah. That album is chock full of songs that I actually really, really enjoy. And they had a couple with their albums, and they had a final album that they put out not too long ago that I featured on this podcast as well that I really, really enjoy. But that's not the thing that I'm supposed to be telling a story about in our next story time. Story time. Story time. Okay, so I think it's 1990,

1997 or 1998. This film obviously didn't do too well in theaters and immediately went to cable and it was released to stars and back in this timeframe. 97. 98. I'm pretty sure it was 98. There was essentially a channel of stars where they played the same movie over and over again for 24 hours. Like it would be on every couple of hours. And they rotated four movies a day, I think. So essentially, they would have a block of four movies that would play every 6 hours.

And this film was one of them. They played fierce creatures. Well, let's just kind of fast forward and get into it a little bit. Now, I've been given the phrase that I'm allowed to use from our lawyers here at the cinema, Psyops labs. So I ingested what is being referred to as a weapons grade dosage of a hallucinogen of unknown origin. Okay, you got a highest fudge. And just as this weapons grade hallucinogen amount of a cycle, active substances of unknown origin was

kicking in and visions were starting to happen for me. And, you know, I was hearing colors and tasting sounds, all that weird shit. Fierce creatures comes on the tv. Yeah, on this stars channel, because it plays every, you know, six hour block or whatever. And it just so happens to be the time for fierce creatures to come on. And I am losing my mind already. And then I just start focusing in on this movie.

And in that frame of mind, this was the absolute funniest and most terrifying and weird and just strange film that I had ever seen. And I can't not remember watching it in that frame of mind every time I watch it. So it's clouded by that alone. And when I say. When I say a ridiculous amount of this hallucinogen of unknown origin, the people that are aware of the origin of this hallucinogen, when they find out just how much of it that I had taken the night that I watched

this film, they look at me like there's something wrong with me. And I didn't want to live at the time, which is kind of true. I was, like, freshly starting to graduate high school. I saw no hope in the future where I was growing up. And this hallucinogen was readily available for reasons that I can't describe, other than it was just of an unknown origin. And I had a lot of it at the time. I spent a summer working my ass off and doing drugs on the weekends of a hard nature of hallucinogenic type

and watching all sorts of different movies and weird shit. And it warped my sense of humor, it warped my perspective on a lot of different stuff, and it made me a lot happier. One of the things that helped with that was watching fierce creatures. Well, on those drugs. There you go. Oh, I mean, excuse me. A weapons great hallucinogen of unknowns. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My lawyers just looked at me. Really? Really? We need the lawyers around here.

Yeah, yeah. I had to really make sure that I asked them a lot of questions about this story before I could tell. They actually didn't want me to tell it. And as you could hear me being, like, having a hard time discussing or describing it, they're handing up flashcards at me right now. So, yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's the end of the story. Why don't we take the break here? We will play the show housekeeping. And when we come back, also from 1997, the band the living end with

the song prisoner of society. Immediately following this on the pirate radio edit. If you decided you can't get enough. We realize now that we have reached you far too late to stop the 10th year of cinema psyops. There is a small grace period between the 470 and 472nd weeks of the show where your reality may be saved now that its connection to the bulk membrane of the multiverse has been severed. We tried to save you the agony of the signal intrusions

in the weeks to come. We have failed you. Not a single moment of these episodes will go by without every other universe screaming your attention. While never fully there, the bulk membrane kept your reality

connected to its dimension and universal constants. Your perceptions of this dimension will fade with time, but echoes of it will intrude upon you that will hit just like a lifetime of fractured moments, contradictions and confusion with only a few specks of time where anything actually makes any sense. Most of what you will experience will feel like a poorly devised series of sketches on a dying podcast and can be ignored as such if

you choose to be ignorant. Oh, go ahead and dissociate from these terrors for just a moment and pretend that all of this is just a poorly written story told by dimwits. We will wait. And now let's give you a rundown of the memes and how you're going to get them through cinema. Psyops. The easiest place to go is to subscribe to our Instagram feed, which is our main meme repository at cinema. Feels nice,

doesn't it? If nothing matters, then all the pain and guilt you feel for making nothing of your life and the absolute terror of your impending doom drifts away. This anxiety and fear will return with the contradictions and confusion. Try to distract yourself with nostalgia and things that made you happy several times a day, every day. And remember to breathe, as every new discovery from this inter dimensional lifetime of fractured moments is just a simple reminder.

We are all so small and so utterly stupid in a multiverse of slow burning fires, dreaming of themselves. Also, wash your hands and try to stay hydrated while water still exists in your reality. Recognize that song at all? Did I not play enough of it for you before I came in? I guess not. I don't know. I didn't get that one. Yeah, well, behind the scenes, we got to get you going so you. You don't get to actually listen to the music

this week. Yeah, pirate radio editor, you'll have to wait for it to be on the Patreon. I already had to order my Uber. So we gotta get you the fuck out of here. Which means for everybody else, kick the fuck out of this week and make it your bitch while you enjoy Radiohead with the song Karma police to the best of your ability on the pirate Radiohead. Recording in progress. How long do I have before I got to get you out of here? I'll probably order my Uber in an hour. Oh, yeah, I can get

you out in under an hour. That's fine. No. All right, let's rock and roll. I won't play the whole of the clip. I'll just. Or the whole of the opening theme again. I'm just going to go ahead and get started. So. Three, two, one. Sadeena. I already had to order my. Uber, so we gotta get you the fuck outta here. Which means for everybody else, kick the fuck out of this week and make it your bitch while you enjoy Radiohead with the song Karma police. To the best of your ability on the pirate radio.

All right, there we go. And that's all I needed. And I just need to go ahead and do this. Recording stopped.