Happy Thanksgiving!! Here's a quick burn reviews episode to enjoy for the holiday weekend. Marriage Story - 8.3 Knives Out - 7.5 Honey Boy - 8.6 Fast Color - 7.0 The New Kids - 3.2 The Irishman - 10.0
“Blue! You’re my BOY!!” Alright Burners, this one’s for you! In an episode entirely devoted to fan requests, we tried something a little different….we deep dive into the classic “Old School” by way of a DVD commentary. The entire movie will play in the background as we discuss everything from where Oprah has a house, that Cole has seen “The Ring”, and why Seann William Scott doesn’t have the career he should. Don’t worry, we talk about the movie too. Reviews: “Secretary” (Jedd: 8/10, Cole: 7.25/...
Quick Burn Reviews: The Art of Self Defense (8/10) JoJo Rabbit (8.8/10) Hustlers (6.25/10) Parasite (8.7/10) Dolemite is My Name (8.5/10) Ford v. Ferrari (8.5/10) Gemini Man (2.8/10)
"That is America's Ass" Much like Thanos it was inevitable for Cole to get a rundown of all that he's been missing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Join him as Jedd goes over nearly every film of phases 1-3 by memory. This means you'll hear a lot of things like "I can't remember his name", "It's a cube but it's called something else", "What exactly is an infinity stone?" and "Sam Rockwell was in Iron Man 2!?!". This one is an instant classic in the category of episodes with zero preparation. So...
"You felt it didn't you?" This week Jedd goes on an expedition to discover all things Phenomenon. He does a quick recap of John Travolta's career including the highs and the many many lows. He also gives his take on the best types of characters for Travolta to play. Shockingly, tough guy isn't one of them. Listen closely and you can hear the special guest on this episode Gracie the Cat. She's a big fan of Mr. Travolta but her favorite actor is Christopher Plummer. She's got great taste. Cole sat...
“I-----DENTICAL” – For all you Yutes out there, this is the episode for you. Today we’re talking about “My Cousin Vinny”, a film so perfect we decide to forgive (only a little) how much we hate Stan. Enjoy while Jedd explains the perfection of Marisa Tomei, Cole does a few legal briefs, and we both walk you through every frame of this Joe Pesci classic. We’ve got love for Lane Smith, Ralph Macchio’s pitch perfect performance ("Ma!"), Austin Pendleton stealing the show, southern grits, and magici...
Quick Burn - Reviews What's Up, Doc? (8.0/10) Paper Moon (9.0/10) Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (8.7/10) Glow (8.5/10)
“I’m Andrew Shepherd and I AM the President” Podcast favorite Erin from Heaving Bosoms joins Cole to talk about one of their all-time favorites, “The American President”. This film has it all – prime Rob Reiner, young Aaron Sorkin, the second coming of sexy Michael Douglas, perfect Annette Bening, and hair….serious hair. The more we talked about it, the better this film got. Great score, wonderful performances, wit and humor, romance, and a Christmas-carol singing Richard Dreyfuss. Don’t miss Er...
Quick Burn - Reviews Good Boys (5.5/10) Apocalypse Now: Final Cut (9.5/10) The Mephisto Waltz (5.3/10) The Lost Weekend (6.0/10) California Split (7.0/10)
"You've always been crazy, this is just the first chance you've had to express yourself." On this episode we discuss the 1991 classic Thelma & Louise. This is one of those films that can be watched over and over and just keeps getting better. The performances, the cinematography, the direction, the soundtrack, it's got it all. You also get to hear Cole's thoughts on Brad Pitt's performance and even a deep dive on geography. So put the top down and fire up your Thunderbird because it's time t...
“I AM SPARTACUS” – This week we’re talking all thing 1964 with That Thing You Do. Take a listen to hear about Erie’s lone beatnik and his band The Wonders (or is it The Oneders), the birth of Jazz radio in LA, why Jimmy is an asshole, and why Lenny was the best card player in the band. Jedd hits us all with his history with Alex Rocco (Moe Green, Sol Siler, Salvatore Fiore), we give you our Top 5 “Band” movies, Jedd and Cole sing (don’t quit us please), and we review The Lion King, Once Upon a T...
"Gosh Henry, you could play for the Cubs!" On this episode we swing for the fences with a deep dive on the 90s classic, Rookie Of The Year. We go over everything from trying to break your arm, the athletic ability of Gary Busey and of course the vocal styling of Thomas Ian Nicholas. So join us as we throw heat from the word go. Listen closely for a new segment where Cole shares his opinions on Bruce Springsteen and where Jedd tries to understand interleague play. If you figured out we were talki...
“I’m Peter…Peter Colt” - In honor of The Championships Wimbledon we covered every inch of the 2004 classic romantic comedy, “Wimbledon”. Our resident tennis guru tells you what they got right, what they got wrong, and that he may take a sabbatical to hunt down Pat Cash. (He’ll also tell you who Pat Cash is) If you like England or tennis or chat rooms, don’t miss this episode! Also, Jedd gives you all a quick burn on the X-Men franchise. If you were screaming, “It’s Adam Baldwin” on the Independe...
"Welcome to Earth!" Happy 4th of July everyone! On this episode fireworks go off when we do a deep dive on the classic summer blockbuster Independence Day. We get into everything from alien military strategy to what could have been with the Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum team-ups. We also discuss the iconic performance by none other than Randy Quaid. So sit back, relax and enjoy all the patriotism you can handle as we kick alien ass!!! America, Fuck Yeah! Reviews: The Catcher was a Spy (4/10), Che...
“I’m a dude, playin’ a dude, disguised as another dude” – If you missed him, HE’S BAAAAACK. If you didn’t, sorry. Cole is back on the pod after a fantastic vacation and he joins Jedd to get DEEP IN THE JUNGLE with Tropic Thunder. All quotes ALL THE TIME. Download now to get all the Osiris, Tuggernuts, Alpa Chino, Rick Peck, and Les Grossman you can handle! Reviews: Echo in the Canyon (8.7/10), The Last Black Man in San Francisco (8.9/10), Always Be My Maybe (7/10), Deadwood: The Movie (8.5/10) R...
"Give me, a keg, of beer ... and these" What's up Burners!?! Cole is on vacation this week so it's just Jedd diving deep into one of his favorites, Teen Wolf . This is a classic 80s film starring the one and only Michael J. Fox. Jedd covers everything from the background of the film to his fan fiction of where are they now for the characters. So sit back, relax and enjoy transforming into someone who will feel compelled to watch Teen Wolf by the end. Oh, and if you guessed Adrian Zmed for who we...
“They knew it. Time, distance, nothing could separate them.” Hey Burners! Today’s episode is all about Hollywood’s favorite on-screen couple, Tom and Meg. You don’t need the last names; you know who we’re talking about. We’re getting in deep with the careers of the two most charming actors of their generation. You’ll hear all of our takes on their early stuff (Jedd hates Turner and Hooch?!!!), the mid-90s classics (Cole thinks Tom’s turn as Jimmy Dougan in A League of Their Own is his best perfo...
"What the hell is a jigawatt?!?" We're going back....Back to the Future!!! What's up Burners! Join us this week for a very special episode where we talk about the timeless classic Back to the Future . We cover the background of the film, the casting choices and of course a deep dive on the entire plot. You'll even hear some surprises that make you say "Great Scott!". Grab your vest, power lace up your nikes, get your pepsi and enjoy this journey because where we're going..."We don't need roads"....
[Spoilers] Avengers: Endgame Review [Spoilers] Jedd gives a spoiler filled review of the final film in the Infinity Saga - Avengers: Endgame . Enjoy this bonus quick burn. "Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. Or should I say, I have."
“DEATH SMILES AT US ALL…ALL A MAN CAN DO IS SMILE BACK” Hey Burners, we’re back for Part 2 of "Gladiator". Can Commodus destroy Maximus? OF COURSE NOT. Listen to Jedd try and calm Cole down while he worships at the altar of Russell Crowe one more time. We apologize for not having any reviews on this episode, but to make up for it, we will have a special episode dedicated to Avengers: Endgame later this week. Great work for everyone who called the shot on John Hawkes. Recommendations: Never Back ...
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!” On this episode we cover one of our favorite movies, 2000’s swords and sandals epic, “Gladiator”. We love this one so much we had to split it into two episodes. In part 1, you’ll get to hear about Cole’s obsession with Russell Crowe (it’s not weird and Jessie is cool with it), some great behind the scenes stories, and a clip where Cole and RC come together. Also, congrats to everyone who guessed Stephen Root on the last episode. Enjoy! Reviews: “Unicorn Store” (5.3/...
"It's a Lock!" -- It's Masters week and we are golf nerds so indulge us as we talk about the Kevin Costner classic Tin Cup. Reviews -- Jedd - Us (7.8), Shazam! - (7.1), Cole - Highwaymen (5.5), Cool Hand Luke (8.5) Recommendations -- American Flyers, Silverado, Revenge, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius, Any Ron Shelton Film Subscriber Review - We Bought a Zoo, Cole (6.25), Jedd (5.9)
“Toepiiiiiiiiick” - Thanks to Jedd’s vacation, Cole is joined by one of his oldest and best friends, Erin (Quick Bio: badass lawyer, former competitive figure skater, and international superstar of Heaving Bosoms: A Romance Novel Podcast). Erin jumps right in and tells Cole what he’s been getting wrong in the podcast (a lot), drops scorching hot takes, and gives you all the on-the-ice details you need while we break down the classic 90s romcom “The Cutting Edge”. Download and listen to just how ...
"It's pretty, it's so pretty" Join us as we crown the champion of the Cigarette Burns Podcast March Madness Tournament!!!! We cover films from Blue Chips to The Winning Season and many more. As with any tournament there are some blowouts and some really close games. Some may feel there are seeding issues but those people probably don't realize the genius of Teen Wolf. So sit back, relax and see how your bracket stacks up against ours as we crown the greatest basketball film of all time!!! Oh, an...
Join us on a quest to find all the hidden treasure in the classic adventure film National Treasure . This film has it all, treasure hunting, love, snappy one liners, Jon Voight in a robe, what more could you ask for? Listen closely for Cole's hot take on this being an Indiana Jones ripoff and pay attention to Jedd's spot on impressions. As always, please be sure to rate and review and let us know what movies you want us to discuss. Oh, and if you guessed Alanna Ubach for who we were talking abou...
"I AM AN F...B...I AGENT" - Today we get into the deep with Point Break. You also get to learn about Jedd's days in a rollerblading crew, Cole's Point Break trilogy, and just how bad Johnny Utah is at law enforcement. For the Burners that guessed Thomas Lennon, you were right. Reviews: "Sorry to Bother You" (7.5/10), "The Breaker Upperers" (6.5/10), "Denial" (7/10) "Free Solo" (8.5/10), "Puzzle" (6.4/10), "Skyscraper" (5.2/10) Recommendations: "Roadhouse", "The Replacements", "Heat", "Den of Thi...
“Don’t cry, Shopgirl” - On this week’s episode, we get into all things Romantic Comedy. We talk about everything from Shakespeare to Trainwreck and give you the definitive supercut of the greatest RomCom lines ever written. Jedd tries his hand at becoming a Julia Roberts stand-in for Notting Hill and Cole won’t go away until everyone knows about Billy Wilder. Also, Dream Team RomCom casts, a genius plot idea for a new film, and a guest appearance on the pod is on the table for the listener who c...
On this special (read: short) episode we break down the Oscars ceremony, talk about who won, who shouldn't have, what our favorite moments were, and of course celebrate SPIKE LEE getting his first Oscar! Also, a special guest joins us to talk about Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga's smokin' hot "Shallow" performance. Download, rate, and review!
On this episode we celebrate the career of the one and only auteur Spike Lee . So happy he finally got his long overdue first Oscar. Kim Basinger knows what we're talking about. Listen closely to the beginning and try to guess who we're talking about. Do The Right Thing and rate and subscribe! Reviews: "Alita: Battle Angel" (7.3/10), "Bad Times at the El Royale" (6.7/10), "What Men Want" (2.5/10), "High Flying Bird" (8.5/10), Isn't It Romantic" (6/10), "Gotti" (1.5/10) Recommendations: Watch Bil...
On this week's episode we talk about the Oscar nominations and give some predictions that are sure to be wrong. Jedd reviews some movies in theaters (Glass, Aquaman and The Wife) and Cole reviews some movies you can already watch at home (since he can't be bothered to go to the theater these days). We then focus on the perfect mix of ingredients that is the movie Chef. Jedd gives us some insight into the inspiration behind the film and what was on Jon Favreau's mind when he made it and Cole deta...
