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Bonus Episode: Ritual

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It's another bonus episode of Chronicles from the Crypt, a twice a month look back at HBO's horror anthology Tales from the Crypt.

Casualty Chris and Father Malone prepare for the final season of Tales from the Crypt by taking a look at the final Tales film: Ritual. Starring Tim Curry and Jennifer Grey, the film is based on "I Walked with a Zombie" and does very little to justify its own existence.

Follow Casualty Chris @Casualty_Chris, Father Malone @FatherMalone73, and the podcast @ChroniclesFTC.

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Hello, Kalets, It's me John could sear the voice of the Crypt Keeper, and you're listening to Chronicles from the Crypt. Hello there, I'm Casualty Chris and this is Father Alone, and we are the hosts of Chronicles from the Crypt twice a month look at the horror anthology series Tales from the Crypt

that aired on HBO from nineteen eighty nine to nineteen ninety six. Now, on each of these episodes, we do two episodes of the show, but in between seasons we tend to do little bonus episodes of some tangentially related and sometimes directly related though not in this case, Tales Ephemera. Yeah, so on this episode we are doing another bonus episode. But unfortunately, this is a little bit of a bittersweet moment. Not only is it technically our final

bonus episode, it's also the final Tales from the Crypt film. Unbeknownst to some of you may not even know there was a third Tales from the Crypt. I'm sure Tales from the Crypt fanatics know this film exists, maybe much to their chagrin even but on this bonus episode, we are going to be looking at two thousand and two's ritual. This child is not going to make it. You don't want me to repeat this speech on the use of non

FDA approved drugs and disastrous career consequences. It's a chance I'll have to take. I realized that I can't practice medicine for the next two years. But there is a medical referral service. They're offering an overseas position. The patient lives in Jamaica. This is Wesley's new doctor. Welcome to wonder Land out Why wouldn't my brother dragged you all the way out here? You see what I have. There is nothing that you can do it about. What is

the thing you think you have? You wouldn't understand my brother. You think someone is messing with his mind's I sick yourself. That sword wo do Jamaican version. But don't worry. It only work if you believe it does. When we're kids, used to go to these ceremonies and the hills. Do you remember I started to go back? Doesn't in control anymore? Why have you stopped going because I can't? Oh, I could be dead tomorrow. You could be dead tonight. D to take away the humanity the sud You

sound like you're in love with them. It's like disco. Your head goes to a different place. You're sexy and fun, really really loose. Just run. They are more awful than anything you won. Your doctor is dead, So I'm getting you better. There are all kinds of ways of getting better. Get the darkest corner of the unknown. You never last anything that I kill. Those people truth is everything you feel. Jennifer Gray, crag Scheffer, Daniel Lapaine, and Tim Cray good So. The film is directed

by Avi Nsher. It is written by Inez Wallace, Kurt slom Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm I'm gonna try that, Kurt Shod shod Mac. I would not have gotten that if I had done it five times. Film is directed by Avi Nsher. The screenplay is by Rob Cohen and Av Nasher. The story is by Inez Wallace, Starts, Jennifer Gray, Craig Scheffer, Tim Curry, Ron Taylor. It's got a bunch of folks that Stephen Tobolowski even shows up. And this film is actually based off of a film of

another name from nineteen forty three called I Walked with a Zombie. This is the final HBO television series associated tales from the crypt film. It was a really East in two thousand and two, and then it was actually released in the United States in two thousand and six, which should say something about the quality of the film. And before we get into the movie, Father Malone,

Yes, what the fuck was that intro? One of the worst intros I've ever seen, certainly in the tamils from the crypt canon the worst. It is the worst, right, like the like there's not even a comparison. Yeah, I mean you can point at some episodes of the opening, go that wasn't very funny, or that wasn't this or that, but there's probably other things that are beneficial. This opening is like panders to all of

the worst and is as technically muddle headed as anything we've had ever. It's awful, irey man, Yeah, come to the island's man, We got to Jamaica. The meat pie and the jerka chikan that is literally the intro, and leering at bikinis that yeah, look at dogta titis, I just

have da boobies. I'm surprised his eyes didn't pop out of his head at one point, but they would then that would have been a more advanced puppet, which they clearly were not interested in at this point, I was about to say, how could the eyes pop out when the puppet was essentially static? Anyways, So the the original crypt Keeper puppet by Kevin Jaeger. While it's not the most technically impressive puppet, it is still an impressive puppet.

It's not the most impressive puppet you'll ever see because it's essentially a stationary puppet with two arms that come through the back and the head moves. I don't know what puppet this was. Well, I walked that back. I know what puppet this was. It was a fucking travesty. The head doesn't move, the eyes kind of move, the mouth moves about as much as a sock puppet moves, and it looks it looks like it looks more like a

mummy than the crypt Keeper has ever looked. It feels like the production company, years after this movie was actually made, went ahead and put out a call does anyone have their own homemade crypt Keeper puppet? And somebody stepped up. I think. I think my favorite decision for the puppet was to give him a mustache, because that's what the crypt Keeper needs, is a black mustache. It goes with the dreads, the deadlocks. You mean, ah, the deadlocks the Beast. The Beast is yet to come. On top

of everything else, the pun game is very weak. It was never that strong. But man, oh man, it makes you yearn for the days of the show. And look, here's the thing. I mean, this movie comes out six you know, six years after the show raps. Technically a decade after the show raps if you're talking in the United States. So you know, what we have here is a clearly a movie that was being shepherded by Rob Cohen to be a remake of I Walked with a Zombie.

It gets made in the worst way possible. Somebody says, what can we do with this? And somebody else says, well, we own the name talents from the Crypt. Why don't we just slap that on and we can rope in some unsuspecting fans. Well, that's the thing. It does feel like it's literally just fucking slapped on there, like just whatever movie this is supposed to be. It's not a Tales from the Crypt movie. I mean,

let me walk this back. It is a Tales from the Crypt movie in that it's a disappointing movie that doesn't hang together very well, and it feels like later it feels like a later episode of the show as certainly, Yeah, I mean, if it bears any resemblance to the TV show as a whole, I mean it does kind of feel like Tales from the Crypt, Yeah, in that anything sort of supernatural or you know, horror gore

related can be slotted into Telsen the Crypt. I think the series itself has done a good job of saying whatever we decide is Telsen the Crypt is talesen the Crypt, what with the majority of the stories being based on shock suspense stories or Haunt of fear right, because the source material has not ever mattered

either. Look, and there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, we have gotten great episodes of the show that have had nothing to do with the Tails from the Crypt comic, but this is far removed from even that.

So the plot of the film is you have Jennifer Gray of Dirty Dancing playing a doctor who is fired for overstepping her kind of boundaries and giving someone medicine that's essentially an experimental medicine, and she has to find work for two years, so she looks like a help wanted for doctors, I guess, and finds a maybe that's a thing. I don't know. I'm not a doctor,

clearly, I'm on a podcast. She finds a job in Jamaica where a man is looking for someone to take care of his brother who has encephalitis. When she gets down there, she finds out that it may be just

more than encephalitis. It might be voodoo, otherwise known as let's just have African American actors or black actors, because I can't even don't know some of them that are American black actors just doing typical voodoo shit, and you know that's scary voodoo, like it panders to the worst of everything we've seen in

the show already. There have been so many fucking voodoo episodes or like voodoo voodoo tangent or voodoo close enough but not voodoo like specifically that this is just like, oh this shit again, like oh, where's this the James remar episode again, or the one where the lady or the guy gets his head cut off and the guy fucks the corpse at the end, like Jesus,

like, how many more voodoo things do we need to see? Like it's not it wasn't particularly compelling the first time, and the ninth time, it's definitely not compelling. Well, I would be ready for a tenth if they actually made it scary, which they have seemed to have forgotten how to do. So it's not a single scare in this entire film. No, and I mean this one. At least you get some time in the the setting

to sort of absorb what the rituals might be like. And but yeah, it's a it's a really lazy sort of shorthand to supernatural, just like, oh, voodoop, that's mysterious and kind of spooky. So we'll just do that. And I think it can be done. I've seen it done in

better movies. Um Wes Craven had a film in the late eighties called Serpent in the Rainbow with Bill Pol's amazing, Yeah, and it's it's got some really decent scares in it, So I think you can mind this particular subject matter for terror, but in this case, no. Well, Serpent in the Rainbow also did something that very few of any film does when it approaches approaches voodoo, which is it actually approaches voodoo in an analytical sense, and

it takes the time to explain what voodoo and obeia actually is, as opposed to just being like, whoa, there's snakes and spiders and zombie dost like you know. The funny thing about that particular movie is it's based on a book, The Serpent the Rainbow by Wade Davis, who is an ethnobotanist. If you read the book, it is it is straight ahead, one factual. There's there. I mean, voodoo is involved because he's you know,

researching the culture and how they make zombies quote unquote. But as far as a free adaptation of a novel, like, I think Serving the Rainbow takes the cake because they fictionalized everything in it. But it's a great movie, so I can't and it's a great book and it's and it's a great book too. The book is really good. It's a little dry, but again yeah, I mean it's written by exactly so like I'm giving it a pass.

But I really liked the book and I really liked the movie. It was a weird movie for Wes Craven to approach given the source material, but it's it's better than this. I mean. The thing about this is you have good character actors. You have Tim Curry, you have Eric Kavari who dies in the verse five minutes of the film, Jennifer Gray is not. The film clearly thinks that she's not bad on the eyes, which she's not, because half of the time it feels like she's running around in her underwear.

If there's nothing wrong with that, you know, having you know, soft nudity in a film, if you're gonna if you're actually gonna do that. The film doesn't pull the trigger on anything. There's no nudity. There is supernatural elements. I'm not saying nudity is like required from Tales from the Crypt, but again, it's Tales from the Crypt. I mean that's what we expect. Yeah, that's kind of like kind of what it trades in is nudity, blood and gore. Like that's what the show kind of became

known for. His nudity, blood and gore, like you know, sex, gore, and violence because a lot of the stories were too much, to our chagrin, fucking love triangles. So it's weird because you have, like I said, you have good character actors. You have actors putting in, putting in the time and effort. I mean they're not phoning it in.

I think Jennifer Gray actually acquitted herself well. She gave her. She's all right that, Yeah, she leads me to believe she was a better actress than what we were given in the meager showing that she that she had as far as films go, I do agree with you, though it feels like without going the full I'm going to disrobe completely. It did feel like she herself was like, yeah, like I will in every scene get as

naked as possible, And she went out actually getting naked. Yeah, And I understand the impetus of her doing it, and as in a viewer, I appreciate it. But what you're saying is true as well, Like if you're going to do gore, do gore, If you're going to do you know, nudity, go for it. We get sort of it's they just skimp on everything across the board here, and again we're not we're not expecting

there to be nudity in anything else. To me, it's just like you just said, like, what's the point even, Like why have her running around half naked if she's not just going to be naked? Why show rituals if you're not going to show blood and gore? I mean, like, why do en why make this? Why make this movie. If you're not gonna why make this movie if you're not actually going to commit Because it's an

R rated film. It is our period, not boundary pushing it anyway, not that I expected it to be, but at the same time, like, at least give us something to latch onto. Like, if you're going to make an exploitation movie, then like, go for it, and I will appreciate it on that level. But if you're trying to make a straight movie with just sort of hints of it but the entire time it's it lands in a place that I don't care about the film at all on any level

because I can't get a good horror movie. I can't get a good voodoo film or remake even because I Walk with a Zombie the first one, it's pretty good misfire, but at the same time, always good to see Tim Curry. It is always good to see Tim Curry. But he's criminally underused in this film. Yeah, he's killed off off screen and he doesn't really add anything to the film. Well, the only thing he does add is the fact that he is murdered. Gave the film a little bit of stakes,

because who wants to see Tim Curry get murdered nobody, right. I Mean, the assumption always is that Tim Curry is going to be some sort of villain or villain adjacent in any film that he's in, and in this film, he's villain adjacent, you know. I mean, I think Tim

Curry. Tim Curry has always excelled when he is playing the villain character because there's just something about him in his voice that lends itself to playing a villain and the fact that he's just kind of like a he's not even a villain, I guess in this movie he is technically doing the villain's bidding, but he also has a conscience. Yeah, I mean, he's looking out for the lead character in the film and you know, wants them to succeed.

So he's more of a protagonist than antagonist here, and you know, a nice change. So yeah, I mean that's maybe why I'm singling him out, because, as you said, he plays so many villains and we're so used to that level of diabolical Tim Curry that having him be kind of sweet is uh is a welcome change. And really, as in my case, hit home when he when he got killed, like you know that that felt like a reaction in this movie other than just kind of vomiting. Yeah,

it's it's it's the he's. Him and Jennifer Gray are like the two roles in the film that I fully bought into. Those people are giving it, they're all. Everybody else seems to be just kind of either if from it, like walking in from another movie, or just completely disinterested. There are some just bad performances in the film. The love interest brother character is really that that guy like is unappealing? Yeah he is. I haven't seen him

in anything else. I know that he was. He was in an episode of Black Mirror, but I sure he's an Australian actor, Daniel L. Paine. He's I don't know, Like you said, he has no chemistry with Jennifer Gray. She has more chemistry with JB. Another character played by another decent character actor Gabriel Cassius. She has better chemistry with him. She has better chemistry with the woman who ends up being the villain of the film. And to me, it's just like, what, why is there even

a love interest in this movie? So he can have the horrifying ending happen. Yeah, so the film ends. Yeah, So the character played by Kristen Wilson is a island native whose mom died, and you find out towards the end of the film. Right at the end of the film, I guess that the two main characters the Clayborn brothers, one of which is a villain who has been trying to essentially keep control over his brother so that he can sell everything and move. Um. You find out that that's their half

sister because their dad banged the help in their house. Yeah and yeah, and so at the end of the film, Jennifer Gray saves Daniel L. Paine's brother. He's the kind of the brother that she was on the island

to save. Um, she saves him. The other brother gets killed by JB and then Jennifer Gray blows zombie dust in Kristen Wilson's face because she turns out to be the main villain because she's wanting to get revenge for her mom who died, and it's you know, she thinks that she deserves as much of their household as they do, which she's not technically wrong, but again, she's the villain, so her kind of justification gets invalidated. As soon

as you try start trying to turn people into zombies. It all ends up just being a real estate scam. Yeah, and Lex Luther to me and yeah, and that you know, the characters are like, you know, well, how you're gonna lay claim to it if they're both dead? She's like, well, I can prove it, you know, genetically, Like, well, you could have proved it genetically from the get go and they would have just given you half. I mean, why this elaborate voodoo.

I don't understand the voodoo at all. I don't understand the point of the voodoo. I don't understand why the voodoos in this movie. Other than the fact that it's set in Jamaica. What it feels like is Avinesher went. Where can I set this movie where we can go on essentially a paid vacation. Yeah, Which is funny because you would think, just on the surface of the subject matter, we would be going to Haiti. But who wants to film in Haiti? I would rather I'd rather film at Club Med.

But so the Carol Lamb or excuse me, the Christen Wilson character whose name is Carol Lamb. Again, most of the characters names in this film are terrible. On top of everything else, she becomes a zombie at the end of the film. Zombie in the sense that she's awaking. She's not even the waking undead. She's just alive, but in a vegetative zombie like state. Because there are no actual zombies in this movie right by the way, because who gives a shit. At the end of the film, she becomes

a zombie. The main character gets married to the brother that she was in Jamaica to save, and the final scene of the film is a closeup of a man's shoes and a wedding dress and you think, oh, you know, here comes the twist, because I was expecting a Tales from the Crypt twist. I don't know about you, Yeah, I was expecting something.

It turns out that this like Superintendent, this huge fat man that you see throughout the film, who's making advances on a lot of characters in the film, specifically this one character that we're talking about, played by Kristen Wilson. He ends up with her at the end of the film. She's a zombie and he has her in his hut and he is going to rape her repeatedly, probably mercilessly, over and over again. And that is the characters come

up and to quote the Internet, that's the magic of rape. Like I don't even understand, Like rape's not a joke first off, and even if the characters in a vegetative state, even if it's a villain, that's like just the most deplorable, bizarre punishment. It jibs with tails from the crypt in a way. But that doesn't mean I'm okay with no. And we as an audience are supposed to be cheering that moment because the villain is the villain is getting their due now, Like on the surface of it, the

like just the subject and expecting us to cheer is ridiculous. But in addition to that, this superintendent has been a murderous villain for the entire film. He's not a good guy at all. No, and he gets nothing. He gets what he always wanted, which is this girl. So it's like it's even murkier than the then the come uppans itself, So I don't know, it's it's it's not a good movie to that point, and then suddenly

it's much worse. Here's here's what we want to leave you with. Yeah, that is like the you know, you know, this movie is like climbing up one hundred foot diving board and then the end of the film is diving into a pool full of shit, just a big pool full of just the worst diarrhea imaginable, like it just it doesn't make any sense. All went on top of everything else. You know, my favorite thing about this movie is while I'm on, well what could it be, there's no there's

no wrap around at the end of the film. Yeah, well we were spared that, right, That's okay. I didn't I didn't need to feel worse about myself. Both of the other ones had it. Yeah, you might want to do it right. Well, you know, as previously stated, this is clearly not that this is Oh it's not a Tales from the Crypt film. This is a cash grab, slap a name on it. This is you know, we like your movie about comic books, Stephen King and George Romero, But do you mind if we call it the Twilight Zone?

That that's that's this level, you know what it reminds me of. It reminds me a lot of the recent stuff that's been going on with J. J. Abrams, where it's like, oh, I like your script, let's call it Cloverfield. What No, it's nothing to do with that, Like remember the Cloverfield paradox? Yeah, me either, like that. That's what this reminds me of where it's like, like you said, just

slap the slap the ip on and move on. Yeah. And on top of everything else, I'd like to point out that the title of this should have been I Walked with a Zombie. It absolutely should have been. Why not other than they're trying to distance themselves and convince us that it's not that even though it is. Yeah, even though I believe story credit still went to the original script. Well, it has to buy it as Wallace. So yeah, long lost cousin of Mike Wallace. Are you fought them alone?

Yeah, distant cousin. Eat just smacks of cash grab And look, look, you and I both know that there have been cash grabs that are good. This is not one of them. And on top of everything else, the director Alvi Knesher, I have seen nothing else of what he's worked on. He seems to have barely worked in English language cinema. He worked in English language cinema for about a decade and then went back to making films

in Israel. So I wish him well, Yeah, because stay away from Tales from the Crypt because he doesn't bring anything as a director to this film. It feels like it feels like the film directed itself, and poorly at that. Yeah, yeah, nothing, nothing really to recommend this. I mean, some good performances, but you'd be better off spending your time virtually doing anything else. Well, and the funny thing is when it was released overseas, it didn't even have theatrical release. I mean why not hard to

believe, Yeah, it was not. It had none of the Tales from the Crypt branding on it. Oh, I'm sure, because what is that to them? Well again that's the question, right, I mean probably nothing. Again, I wasn't I wasn't coherent as an adult and old enough to know what waves Tales from the Crypt was making when it was a show. When it was a show, it was probably making waves. But yeah, a decade, a decade later, six to six to ten years later,

like who cares? Nobody even cares about it now, Like we care about it as fans of the show, But like Tales from the Crypt is not exactly in the public conscious, I mean, which is a damn shame because they are essentially shows out there that are aping Tales from the Crypt. You know, anthology shows exist now because of shows like Twilight Zone, because of shows like Tales from the Crypt. They've had their resurgence because they are a

popular form of storytelling similar to novella's. I mean, the novella is very similar to the television anthology series in the form of Tales from the Crypt or Twilight Zone because it's a contained short story and it's a breeding ground for exciting

ideas. This is not one of them. This is not even This isn't like the fact that we watched this movie felt like we did it as completionists, not because we wanted to certain I mean, if you going to look at the box art for this film, it looks atrocious es That should be your first warning. Every expense was spared, boy, wasn't it. And the fact that this is associated with Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood makes those films look like Blade Runner and Alien like two of the greatest, two of

the greatest genre films of all time. That that's how good those films look in comparison to this. Yeah, if there's anything to recommend this, it would have to be that it makes previous efforts it seems startlingly good. Is this? I mean, up until this point, we haven't gotten a season seven yet, which is kind of notorious. Is this the worst Tales from the Crypt thing we've seen? I'll say I'll say yes, just because of the length. Even with a really bad episode, you know it in twenty

two twenty three minutes, it'll be done. This just kept going. And the funny thing is when I was watching it um with my wife last night, she was she was like, when is this movie an end? And I was like, I don't know. It feels like it had been on four forever and it's not that long half Yeah, but it, man,

oh man, felt like three to four hours. I mean, if you have some sort of sick completionist compulsion like we do, and the fact that we're bringing you content by watching it, by all means four dollars on Amazon. But I can tell you that those four dollars would be better suited sitting in your pocket. Just go and give four dollars to someone who needs it more, because the people who made this film don't need it. Yeah, And uh, I think that's that's that's a pretty good summation. Don't don't

waste anything on this. No, And I can't even believe that Rob Cohen is involved was involved with this film. Well, I'm sure it was a little different when he was planning to do it. You know, I don't know. I couldn't I couldn't find a script, so I don't know. I mean, this is the same person who brought us The Mummy, Tomb of the Dragon, Ember, and the Skulls. Oh and he's also the reason we have The Fast and the Furious. So that's right. Don't forget

Triple X. Oh that's right. Yeah, Dragonheart, Dragonheart and the Hurricane Heist. Oh man, what a yeah. I remember that classic film, Classic and the rat Pack, a film where ray Leota plays Frank Sinatra. Oh man, he made that. That was terrible. Yeah, I know, it was terrible. Its real bad. It was like astoundingly bad.

It's almost as bad as this. But I, like you said, I think that I think that if this movie had just been you know what it was up until the ending, Yeah, it's whatever, it's not good. But the fact that that ending does what that ending does, it feels like it's yeah, it's it's a step too far without even realize that that's a problem. Like they just they don't even care, and neither do we. No, not, not in the slightest It's again, this is genuinely the

like I said, I think I'm with you. I think this is genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen regarding Tales from the Crypt. And on top of everything else, the only gore is in the first five minutes of the movie, which is actually a pretty good gore. Eric Kavari Melting was always great. I mean Eric Kavari, It's great, great character actor. Oh and Jackie DeNardo from It's Always Sunny is in this episode and she gets murdered. So there you go. There's Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say

skip, skip, skip hard, don't watch this movie. There's like, there are so many better things that we've watched, Monster Club, those two Tales from the Crypt movies, the original ones before they were even part of a series. Yeah, but this makes Pordelo of Blood, I mean, a film that I and one of us really liked. This makes Bordello of Blood look like the greatest film ever made. Yeah, I would if you put the two movies in front of me, I definitely gotta choose Demon Knight.

Yeah or yeah, So I think since this is the final Tales from the Crypt movie we're talking about, what is your ranking for those three Tales from the Crypt movies. I think it's just the order they came out. I think it's just Demon Knight and Bordelo of Blood. And let's just pretend that this isn't one anyways, because they didn't. So the law of diminishing returns in action the Tales from the Crypt film franchise. It's true, and we did get to find out that John Cassire, as much as we love

him, cannot do a Jamaican accent. No, not as not as the Crypt Keeper. I'm sure you can do one without it, but boy. So Yeah, So that's it for Tales from the Crypt Movies. And I couldn't be happier because if there was something else to come out past this, uh, it's probably had a very high likelihood of being directed by like Ooha Bowl. Yeah probably. So let's let's be happy with what we've got and say goodbye to this entirely. Yeah, and it's you know what the biggest

shame is it was distributed by r KO. Well, they own they own the original movie that's you know, they sure. I know you see that. You see that name, and you're just like our ko pictures, like the history behind that. I know it gives you a little bit of hope. I haven't seen this logo in decades. This is going to be interesting. No, nope, sorry, wrong answer. So yeah, So that's uh, that's our review of Ritual. Not good. Don't waste your time.

I don't know, it's such. It's to me. I don't know about you, but to me it is kind of a bummer because I don't know if we're ever going to see anything else Tails from the Crypt. Oh, we will eventually, once once they sort out all those rights, someone will go full steam again. But this was not the way to reignite interest in it. But neither is pairing m Night Shamalan unless you want it to be bad, which I mean, hey, look at Ritual. Maybe that's

what they're going for. It's so bad, it's bad. It was a stepping stone. So on the next episode of Chronicles from the Crypt, we're going to be taking a look at the first two episodes of season seven, otherwise known as the British Season, because the entire season of the show was filmed overseas in England. I have not seen it enough to remember it, but I know that we're going to be seeing some familiar faces like Daniel Craig, You and McGregor. I think, yeah, that's the only one I've

seen Steve Coogan and then Bobcat Goldweight doing a three Little pig story. Yeah. That probably meant for season six and it just took them too long to anime. Yeah. So yeah, So we'll be looking at the first two episodes of season seven on the next episode. Those episodes are Fatal Caper and Last Respects. So until then, what corner of the crypt can people find you in? Father Malone? Well, I would encourage everyone to go over to my website Father Malone dot com to check out my new podcast, Dark

Destinations. It's a travelog to fictional towns. You can check out my YouTube channel at five Films. I got a lot of content on there. You can also hear me over on Dreams for Sale, the Twilight Zone eighty five podcast, which I do with Chris and our good friend Mike White. As for me, you can find me on Twitter at Casualty Underscore Chris. I

do a bunch of podcasts Father Malone mentioned some of them. Scary stories we tell is another one that I do that is true crime, paranormal in the supernatural, along with a little bit of the horror community thrown in for good measure, because let's face it, if you're a horror fan, it kind of just permeates everything. Anyways, you can find us on the Internet at

Chronicles FTC dot com or over at Twitter at chronicles FTC. Big thanks as always to John Kassire for the intro to the podcast, and we'll catch you on the next episode.

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