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CHOP: The Guillotine League Podcast

Paul Charchianguillotineleagues.com
CHOP is the original guillotine league podcast, hosted by Paul Charchian, the fantasy football HOFer who popularized guillotine leagues. It provides advice for drafting, waiver wire, roster composition, and analyzes the big NFL stories from a guillotine perspective.
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Episodes

Playoff Guillotine Guide - CHOPionship!

You've asked for playoff guillotine leagues and now they're here! There are two playoff formats and this episode concentrates on the strategies around the "CHOPionship" format.

Jan 06, 202530 minSeason 5Ep. 19

Playoff Guillotine Guide - Guilloteenies!

You've asked for playoff guillotine leagues for years...and they're finally here! There are two playoff guillotine formats and this episode concentrates on the strategies around the "Guilloteenie" format.

Jan 06, 202518 minSeason 5Ep. 18

"All In" Players

You've been saving your FAAB all season, waiting for this moment! It's the final week of unrestricted free agency, which means there's a lot of great players hitting the waiver wire! Find out which players are worthy of "all in" bids!

Dec 03, 202445 minSeason 5Ep. 17

I Want Candy

Before you head home for the holidays, you'll want to secure your end game guillotine roster! There's only two weeks of unrestricted bidding left, and we're here to help you decide if you should push all your chips in.

Nov 26, 202451 minSeason 5Ep. 16

Roster Culling Season

It's time to cull your roster! Often, the guys who've helped you reach Week 12 aren't the same ones who you'll need to power you through the guillotine season. Brian and Charch help identify the types of guys you'll want to kick to the curb.

Nov 19, 202444 minSeason 5Ep. 15

A Podcast for the 99.8 percent

If you rostered Ja'Marr Chase, last week was easy. But your work is only beginning as you try to navigate a fascinating week of bidding which includes some of the league's biggest names.

Nov 12, 202450 minSeason 5Ep. 14

Chop <> Fantasy Life Show

Pardon the interruption, Chop listeners. Do you know about Charch's weekly appearance every Monday on the Fantasy Life Show? It's a daily show with a wide variety of sharp fantasy minds. Check out Monday's show!

Nov 11, 202454 min

Cardinal Red

You're probably going to be able to bid on one or two Arizona Cardinals, Marvin Harrison and Kyler Murray. But should you? Charch and Brian discuss whether Cardinals are part of your end-game strategy.

Nov 05, 202445 minSeason 5Ep. 13

Clown Shoes

Some of the biggest names in fantasy football hit the waiver wire this week...even Derrick Henry! Whaaa?! Plus, Brian and Charch explain how middle-tier players are going to end your season.

Oct 29, 202455 minSeason 5Ep. 12

Daniels Boon

Jayden Daniels highlights a star-studded group of chopped players this week. Charch and Brian walk you through bidding advice for the 10 most-chopped players. And they help you unravel the opportunities for wideouts in San Francisco and Tampa Bay.

Oct 22, 202449 minSeason 5Ep. 11

Breaking the $300 barrier

Savvy listeners will hear some new ceilings in the bidding recommendations from Brian and Charch as they break the $300 barrier for the first time all year.

Oct 15, 202452 minSeason 5Ep. 10

I Want New Nabers!

Nobody started Malik Nabers last week, but his absence led him to be one of the ten most chopped players. Should you open the purse strings for one of the most promising rookie receivers in memory?

Oct 08, 202453 minSeason 5Ep. 9

Sermon From the Hill

Shockingly, Tyreek Hill isn't among the top 10 most-chopped players this week, but you'll hear about another polarizing Dolphin who you may want to bid upon. Plus, find out if Trey Sermon a viable addition for a couple weeks.

Oct 01, 202459 minSeason 5Ep. 8

Jauanna Dance?

Jauan Jennings exploded into box scores last week and could be available in your guillotine league. Should you open up the wallet for the talented Niners receiver? Plus, Charch and Brian walk you through the 10 most-chopped players. Did you know you can get Charch's exclusive guillotine-specific player rankings at FantasyLife.com? Those, along with dozens of other amazing tools are available with a Fantasy Life subscription. You can save 20% by using promo code: CHOP20.

Sep 24, 202454 minSeason 5Ep. 7

Surviving the Bloodbath

Week 2 brought a dozen brutal injuries that affected the outcome of many guillotine leagues. If you've been affected, what can you do to keep yourself alive in Week 3? Plus, should you outright drop CMC, Tua, and Puka Nacua?

Sep 17, 202447 minSeason 5Ep. 6

The First Waiver Wire of the Year!

Some years, the Week 1 waiver wire is pretty dull, filled with boring underachievers. Not this season! Charch and Brian give you advice about how much to bid on the most important free agents in your guillotine league, including Christian McCaffrey. Join a guillotine league today: GuillotineLeagues.com Get tons of guillotine content and analysis at: FantasyLife.com

Sep 10, 202459 minSeason 5Ep. 5

Final Four

We talk a lot about the players we love at the beginning of our drafts. But Charch and Brian are here to highlight the players you can target in the final four rounds of drafts, when all the obvious players are gone.

Sep 02, 202428 minSeason 5Ep. 4

The ideal draft and the riskiest possible guillotine draft

Drafting from the middle of all 14 rounds, Charch talks through two very different drafts: 1) an ideal guillotine draft, emphasizing proven safety, and 2) the riskiest-possible guillotine draft. You'll learn the player traits that will help you draft a squad that'll keep your head intact.

Aug 24, 202430 minSeason 5Ep. 3

Deep Draft Day Strategies

The best way to get chopped in September is to draft the same roster you would in a standard league. There are myriad nuances to the guillotine format that demand shifts in strategy. Charch and Brian highlight the key differences you'll need to adopt to keep your head.

Aug 21, 202419 minSeason 5Ep. 2

It's Choppin' Time!

Guillotine season is back! Charch and Brian explain all the basics for guillotine league play and dispense some of the top-line strategies you'll need for draft day

Aug 18, 202420 minSeason 5Ep. 1

All In!

Special guest Scott Fish joins Brian and Charch for the final Chop podcast of the 2023 season. In the final week of unrestricted bidding on chopped players, we identify the players who are worth an "all in" waiver bid.

Dec 05, 202349 minSeason 4Ep. 22

It's Handcuff Season

Depending on your home life, it might always (or never) be handcuffing season. But in the world of guillotine leagues, it's become time to roster the backups to your star runners.

Nov 28, 202337 minSeason 4Ep. 21

Your Team: The Anti-Yam

Yams are disgusting and totally inappropriate to serve to family and friends at any time, particularly on a national holiday. Meanwhile, your guillotine team has survived 11 chops! You've got the anti-yam fantasy team! Congrats! Almost all of the top-10 most-chopped players have major concerns that you'll want to hear before bidding.

Nov 21, 202339 minSeason 4Ep. 20

End Game Roster Planning

We're far enough into the guillotine season that it's time to change your focus with your bidding. Charch and Brian help you determine if players should be part of your "end game" roster planning.

Nov 14, 202338 minSeason 4Ep. 19

What?! Chiefs again?

We didn't think we'd be talking about Travis Kelce and Isiah Pacheco in consecutive shows, but here we are. We help you untangle the complicated bidding strategies for Chiefs players as they head into a bye week.

Nov 07, 202341 minSeason 4Ep. 18

Chiefs Galore!

It's not often you can bid on Chiefs, but after Kansas City's shocking dud against Denver, you've probably got one (or more!) on the waiver wire! Charch and Brian offer bidding advice for Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes and Isiah Pacheco along with dozens of others.

Oct 31, 202337 min

THIS is why you've been saving your FAAB

You've been diligently hoarding your FAAB and finally it's time to pry open your wallet...at least a little. Some of fantasy football's biggest names are among the most-cut players and they'll cost you half as much as earlier in the year. Get advice from Brian and Charch in the most star-laden week of bidding so far this year.

Oct 24, 202344 minSeason 4Ep. 16

Byepocalypse Part 1

Charch and Brian help you navigate the first bye week. Do you fill your roster holes by trying to land big name studs? Or do you try for a cheap one-week backup? Guidance for both strategies awaits!

Oct 17, 202346 minSeason 4Ep. 15

Fiddy on Griddy?

Is $50 the right price for Justin Jefferson, knowing he's going to miss a month of service? Brian and Charch help unfurl the complicated situation surrounding the league's best wide receiver.

Oct 10, 202344 minSeason 4Ep. 14

Running Up That (Tyreek) Hill

Kate Bush will be proud when you press the bidding on Tyreek Hill. But how much should you bid if you want to make a play for one of the league's most reliable fantasy producers? Guest co-host Scott Fish helps break down strategies for dozens of players.

Oct 03, 202341 min
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