The Killer is in the House

Sure woo. What's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite baby Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective. Damn Son back at it again. And y'all, we are back at it again. But before we start everything, of course, I gotta let you know, Philly, I'm coming to you February seventies at World Cafe Live. And y'all, if you still haven't secured your tickets, what the fuck are your white egg? All right,

it's gonna be so much fun. It's a live taping, So come dressed, come ready to have fun, and come ready to leave with some new cousins because once we've done, everybody family, all right, click the link of my bio and gets your tickets right now. Come be a part of the conversation. What are you waiting for? Because honestly we waiting for you. All right. You can click the link of my bio and get your tickets or go to www. Dot stormyp dot com. I can't wait to

see you guys. There. Boom is that at the top. It was a style, Yeah, was a freestyle. Listen three times. I need to get on a big taker in the basement because the way she just be flowing off. All right, all right, okay, you know Dicky's from the Philly area. I don't think it's Philly. I think it's like ready, like Norsetown or something. But Dicky's from like Philly. Dicky, Yeah, what did you say? I said, Oh, no, not her anybody. Yeah, you're about to go to listen. Listen, Nikki is

going through something. Nikki siting love and like your wasis because you know what's worse than like being in an argument with somebody, being in an argument with yourself. Okay, and right now, as when we are recording this, my girl is arguing with herself and she's going out sad. I said it on the internet prior to this. But if y'all if me, if y'all ever see me on the internet crashing out like Nicky is, and y'all don't check me, you were never my friend. That's all I want to say.

That's all I'm a say about this. I'm not gonna say who's wrong, who's right, who got the best bars, X, Y and Z. I'm not saying none of that. All I'm saying is, baby, if you call yourself my friend, and you see me out here on ours internet acting like nickie baby. We was never friends and that's it and that's all. We was never friends. Okay, that's it, So make sure you said it in on Thursday, Say that with the Boys. Sitting with

the Boys. So we started the show talking about Valentine's Day and how getting tickets of Chocolate Ship and said live is a great Valentine's steak idea. But this whole discourse made me want to share something very private with you guys. I went on Live this past week and discussed it there, and the response was so overwhelming I knew. I knew I had to come here and share

it with you guys as well. And uh, you know, lately we've been having themes for all of our episodes, and the theme for today's show it's still single, okay, And hopefully by the end of the show you will understand that A. I am still single. B Why I am still single? And see why I don't mind flicking my bean till the cows come home because of the ship I got to put up with. Oh shit, oh you said, you said, flicking my beans till the cows come home.

Okay, I'm making a sixteen bean soup. Okay, sixteen okay. So yeah, hopefully throughout the course of this things will become a little bit more clearer, because I know a lot of what I see on the internet is always okay. But you know, how can you still be single? You're funny, you down to earth, you know, you're cute, your body is like, how can you still be single? Babe? I'm about to explain it to you. He's about to find out, baby, You're

about to find out. Okay. So we start our journey journey on Valentine's Day twenty twenty three. Okay, and this is probably one of the most traumatic experiences I've ever encountered. All Right, So last year for Valentine's Day, a man asked me to be his Valentine. Ain't November, I said, cool. Now, granted communication was a little bit spotty, but he pops back in week or two before, ready to bring it home, solidifying,

Hey, we still got plans or what? Okay? Cool? Right, So he tells me to meet him in the city, not the one I live in, not the one he lives in, another one. Okay, cool, baby, things are happening this is going great, right, So we decided to go out to like, you know, selfie museum or something like that. And because neither one us live in this city, I send him a few restaurants because you know what, I'm a kind person.

I am. I am so Valentine's Day twenty twenty three, a man invites me to a certain city and I pop up and I send him a list of restaurants for us to go to because I don't know what your bocket's like. Three different price ranges, all reasonable, right, So I send him these three different price restaurants and he chooses to take me to a restaurant outside of the list, and that costs more than the list. So we sit down and eat and he says, hey, what were you looking at?

Did you see anything you like? And I say, yeah, you know, I was thinking about this appetizer, this entree, this strength. He says, okay, cool. The waitress comes over and says, hey, how can I How can I help you guys? You know, very courteous waitiress comes over and says, hey can I get you guys anything? What can I get you? He says, She's going to have this appetizer, this entree and this strength, and then we're going to share it. The

waitress comes over and says, can I get you guys anything? What can I start you with? He says, She's gonna have this appetizer, this andre and this strict and then we're gonna share it. What you stop? This ship has to stop? What? What we're gonna share it? What? Valentine's Day twenty twenty three. I go to a restaurant. What what y'all? I know y'all trying to like, hold on, let me, let me scrow back, let me make sure, let me make sure, she said, But I think she's yes. Yes, I said it.

I said it. You don't gotta rewind it. I said. That's what I said, he said, and we're gonna share it right now, black men. I want you all to know how much I love y'all. Okay. I want you all to know how much I love y'all. Okay. I want y'all to know how much I love y'all. Because when he said that dumb ass ship, I didn't play him. I didn't storm off the restaurant. You can't call him. I didn't say none of that. Okay.

I didn't call you a brokie nothing okay when he said that, dumb ass ship the way you're said, yeah no, you can't do that. When he said that, the way you're said, yeah no, you can't do that. So black men, okay, I'm here for you, wait here for you because I didn't call you out, I didn't embarrass you. I didn't make the black hot no nothing. All my dumb ass did would say, oh, we can't do that. Okay, Well did you say

anything else that You're like? Stupid y'all? Y'all ever like, no, y'all shy shot first the job I'm doing, shot back off the park, I see, how about on myself? I'm splendid yo, yo yo, I'm crying once again. I just would like to say, you know, y'all, ever look back at some of the stuff y'all do and say, and it's like, this ain't one of them situations where hindsight is twenty twenty. Hindsight is you was being dumb, like really really really right, So

my man orders his food and I'm not gonna lie like. I didn't realize the severity of the situation until I got like back home and I started to replay it in my brain right, because I couldn't believe like, you know, like fight fright or freeze flight, fight or freeze. I think in that situation it was like fright flight or dumb because why would I ever say why, like make it make sense? So control like all of it, like all of it right. No, really, it was just like the

low end sign just spinning, just spinning, just spinning. You know what's crazy, y'all. It's it seemed way worse now than it did then, but I think it was. I just was so traumatized. I couldn't do anything else about it, so I just made the best of a situation. I finished my food, and you know what, I just wanted to go back and talk about a few things. First, this wasn't one of those a la carte restaurants where you order a bunch of food and then everybody like

digs in with their fork like, No, it was. It wasn't that. So Also, hindsight, I realized that man not once said what he liked, not once when we were discussing what we were going to order, that he said, Hey, you don't want to see that. I might get like you know this X Y and Z blah blah, blah. So what was the conversation as he was putting his fork in your mass tatoes? We did not share. And that's the problem. If y'all know me, and if y'all follow me on social media, y'all know I really like to

eat. Like y'all be thinking i'd be in a gym every day because I like to know, baby, I like to eat, so in order for me not to look six months pregnant, I have to work out every day. But it's like knowing that I like to eat and knowing that you know I like to eat. How you just going off for the share, going

for the share? No, he did end up ordering something. He did end up ordering something, but yeah, like and then and I don't like to share my oysters, Like come on, y'all, y'all already know, y'all know me, y'all know me, so y'all know how this went. But yeah, man, long story short, we're not up getting an argument that night, and he got and y'all got in an argument. Here's the thing. We ended up getting in an argument because he started the argument.

Like, Wow, trying to share my food and then starting an argument is crazy, I say often, But that's kind of sassy like I never I don't like that, But that's when you gotta put it on the table behind shot that I will have to call that a And the argument was about he told me that he knows how women move when they really like him, and I'm just not moving like that. I'm not on his dick enough, basically.

Now, now here's my only pushback. I want you all to listen to this question right here, based on everything that I've told you so far, I want you all to physically describe what you think this may and look like. And he is he and he is, Yes, he is, Yes he is. And I don't even have to say it because you're already know I was out with Shamar Moore. Okay, you'll already know I was out with somebody who looks like Jalen Hurts. Okay, y'all already know I

was out with somebody who was the same color as Burton Ernie. Okay. And here's my pushback. It be these ones who are so over the top that they give all the light skin men a bad name. And it's like, bruh, I know some solid ass light skin men out here, but then you got ones like this who are so toxic that they just polluted and make it the narrative for all the light skin men, light skin men. I love you. I know that the actions of this one individual does not

represent all of you. Okay, I get that. I see that. I receive that, all right. First of all, it's Warmer's fu over here too. First of all, First of all, okay, my last boyfriend was very dark skin Okay, I don't even know you even did all that. Then, that's what I'm saying. I don't discriminate. Sound like it. I don't. First of all, I don't be on them like skin man. The light skin man be on me, real bad. The

light skin man be on me. I don't be on them. You know you know what shot you met him at the show at City Winery, the one who came to the back after the show. There was a lot of niggas. This light skinned nigga won't up. I won't pick me up. I want to pick you up. See no, no, no, no no. Remember remember one board me flowers and I thought it was the one. I thought it was baked for the day. No, yeah, not

not him. The tall guy who came to the back afterwards. He was tall, he was like skinn he had green eyes, had the brown checking on. Yes, he picked yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the one picture up. After he took the picture I showed you all, he was like, hold on, bro, hold on, bro, And I remember and then I remember looked at the ball at the wall. I'm like, because I think somebody else did it, joking with you like one of your friends was after I remember that. Oh, I mean, but for the

record, I don't want go on skam and they be on me. So nigga, I don't discriminate, ass, I don't discriminate. You know what's crazy. You are like the niggas who go after the bad bitches and they get back if you broke. They ain't give you no pussy at the end of the day. I don't go after the light skin niggas. Light skin niggas, you know what's crazy. I will say, light skin niggas be ready to risk it off for me. I'm the same with Ratchets, so

you get it. I can't get over I can't get on Ratchet Jones. But I have control. You should too. You don't because you I don't be. I don't have no stories like that. First of all, I got stories, but I ain't got in frequents like you do. First of all, I feel like you know you love you learn. Okay, if Stories was body how First of all, if Stories was body count, I would be a whore. But I often would have the top brothel in Las Vegas because it's so into turning. Yeah. Yeah, imagine if I put

all these stories into like a series or a movie. Baby, come on, we would we would be like the hottest things in fucking power insecure, like not even crossing like racial lines, like we would be on some fucking grays anatomy ship. Everybody likes this. Come on, now, I just don't try to sell my ship, don't. I will sue you. First of all, don't try to sell my ship because all the stories I tell I can point to podcasts where I told them already. So let's try to

sell my ship. All that aside, And I hate when y'all repose my videos on these androids and it's all blurry. I hate that, guys. I hate that. But going back to Valentine's Day, because Jah Nigga's been talking about me saying Valentine's but so the fuck what? Okay, I'm trying Valentine's Day, right. You know, I'm not usually one who glorifies things that I see on the internet, but I did see one thing I really wanted for Valentine's Day. So you know how they got the heart shaped candy.

Like the candy comes in a heart shaped box. I want you to take the candy out and then put some chicken wings in there, just like this. That's what I want. That's what I want. I want. I want that, and then like you know, spice it up, maybe put some tacos in here. Right, I feel like, okay, hold on, but you didn't see it. You didn't see it. If I use this as a clip, I'm gonna insert it right here, right.

But it's so cute, and it's something that I would like. I would love a heart shaped box full of wings or tacos, especially you know, you hand it to me maybe at the end of the night after I had a drink or two. So now I'm just like drunk eating chicken out that's heart shaped box. Like, baby, what this is romantic? Come on? Yeah? Let me let me just and add a little spice for you know, I'm a little dipping sauce come on, come on. Yeah, this is romantic, like, but I want to go back to my previous

point. Yes, I don't necessarily need, you know, a bag or a tennis bracelet or something like that for Valentine's Like, give me something that I want, like chicken in a box art shaped box, Like, that's what I like. You know, I like to eat, you know, I like to eat while you playing like this. You know, my metabolism is high as fuck because I like to eat. I'm in the gym every day because I like to eat. Stop playing with me, stink. Come

on, come on. I feel like when we talk about, you know, things to do after your Valentine Stay date, right, if the date is doing well, you know, hopefully you will want to chill and hang out. And you know, in the beginning of an episode, we were talking about still single. Another reason why add this to the list of stories. Okay, so the other day I was watching joy Ride spoiler alert. During one part of the movie, one of the ladies is smuggling drugs.

She leaves one bag inside of her and it pops. So now she's in the gym working out on coke. Right, So, so as me and this man are watching the movie Oh man, this about to be a name. So as me and this guy are watching the movie, I'm like, wow, working out on coke is crazy. And he looks at me and says, oh, you ever did coke? And I go nah, just crack ah ah ah. And when we had these conversations up was there a next he asked? Why? He ain't say nothing, you know what's crazy?

We we just laughed. He never asked why he we just laughed. But when we had these conversations like why are you still fucking single? And ship like that and shit like that, Because if he would have asked me, I would have been like, yo, you know I actually got laced X, Y and Z. But he didn't. We just laughed. It's like, oh man, I'm probably never gonna see this man again. But for the record, I just want to clear up. Yes, okay,

So now I gotta tell sorry. He's happening right, And I feel like I've said it before, but if you didn't hear it, I'll tell you, like, am right. So I'm chilling with this guy and not just this guy the guy right like Grammy Award nominated guy like the guy right. We have been kicking it for a while, so much so that now we're comfortable bringing our friends around each other. So I bring some of my friends

over. He got his friends. We all vibing, chilling, smoking, drinking, right, y'all out of nowhere, Like I just get high. And I don't mean like hi, I mean like hi, right, Like I'm hallucinating. I'm thinking niggas talking about me and that's not talking about me. I'm singing shit like it's going crazy, right, And I'm like, damn, I'm this is crazy. I felt better because one of his friends said, Yo, I'm high as shit, right, And he looks and

he goes, it's cracking this, nigga. What everybody in the road is Like, what, nigga, what are you saying to us right now? Like? What can y'all be thinking that? The shit be sweet? Okay? Popular. I want to be in the rooms with people. Guess what they do. Cocing the rooms, they do, cracking the rooms. Okay, nobody tell me nothing. Ain't nobody tell me nothing? Wow? Wow? So yeah, you know I got least, but you know I left

with my integrity and my booty hole intact. Oh so that's all that matters, all right, I did not hang with that man after that, you know, because I know the limits. I'm a pretty smart gal. Okay, I'm gonna pretend to be hipping down with everything. I'm not even gonna pretend I lied. I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna tell if I have my own way, I'm gonna say no. One tell every time. But this time it wasn't thatad And yeah, you know,

add another story to the brothel Horr bucket list. I was just thinking about them a little skits in my head. Crazy bruh if I made every one of my stories into a skit. Tyler Perry Bey on my line today today. Come on, Tyler, let's make it happen. What's up? So, once again, why I'm single? Here's another story go So y'all know, we have the show in Philly Valentine's Day February seventeenth, Valentine's Day

weekend. So I'm trying to secure a venue for the after party. So I got connected through this guy I met while I was out one time. He was like, Yo, I think you should try this venue. You might like it. Blah blah blah blah. I'm like cool, let's set up a walk through. So I go to the walkthrough getting all information, blah blah blah blah blah. Goes, well, I see some things, I like, some things. I'm concerned about whatever. Now I'm walking back to my car. As a gentleman that he is, he says, don't

worry about it, I'll walk you, okay. Cool. So we're going to my car. We say our goodbyes, and I get in the car and I go. He calls me like maybe ten minutes within me pulling off, and he like, yo, real fast, that thing was thanging today. I said, excuse me, excuse me, y'all. I got on like a fucking hoodie and some sweatpants. So I'm confused, and he's like, yo, like real shit, that thing was stanging today. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? And he's like, no, no,

no, I'm gonna be real with you, right. I don't know you had it like that because like the first time I seen you, like you know, I know, I know, especially because like you you be walking like a dyke sometimes. Y'all. Yeah, yeah, y'all, y'all don't understand. I be so confused. I don't I don't I don't be swollen when I be walking. I just be walking. Shot is asshole because y'all can't see him, but he walking like fucking Deebo with his chest and his

arms out and Ship, he's an asshole. He's no. No. I was telling Shot about this story before we started recording. He was like, yeah, you do that, ship't hear that time? Go ahead, Shot? Tell him when you had to had to go to the car. Yeah, that each got to go to the car. Just bumped me out the way and brought that Oh my god, what's up? The dog? Like? I did not stood the door like my dog like. First, first of all, all attentive. I had to back off like they can fall

back. First of all, you had stuff you had to do in here, were like, I got enough tests for all of us. You can sit your ass down. That was crazy. I did not. I did not shine is gassing shadow scared? Oh my god, the whole My dog just betrayed? Where from bro? I don't be walking like a dyke. I don't be walking like a dyke. Sometimes I just walk with confidence. Okay. Sometimes it causes my chest to widen and my arms to extend. Okay, it don't and it don't. I said that for y'all. I

don't be walking like that. I'm a lady. I'm so soft. I'm so soft. I'm soft like old girl Eddie. Am I your baby? I'm saf I'm soft like that. I'm soft like that. I am shy. Fuck you. So uh, somebody just called me a wicked witch or instrument. I have posted that video where I said you and his DMS, I'm in his spaghetti, and somebody called me awake. You don't know about the spaghetti. You don't know about the spaghetti. Jolly lollypop an't teach you

about the spaghetti. Okay. So, especially if you're from the South, you probably already know about spaghetti. Okay, so you know, like whodoo or like putting the root on some So back in the day, ladies will put their menstrul blood and it's spaghetti as a way to keep the man. Come on, bro, I ain't think you was taking it like that. I what what I said. You know, stop trying to figure out why you can't get rid of me, you min nails thinks it's crazy. So

he caught me a wicked witch. You and spaghetti? Yeah, you never heard of that before. Have you heard of like any who do? No, I know what you're talking about. I'm just saying, like I didn't even think you're gonna go like that. Yeah, like men like if you go to the post, you'll see like all the men like, Yo, that's why I don't eat spaghetti unless I cook it. That's why I don't eat any bread sauce items from any women. Like it's really a thing like

men in the South would rather starve than fucking eat your red sauce. Like, yes, that's the thing. Somebody else going to say. It's not like got gonna comment. It's all fun and games. So it's my turn to make out Freido. I say, Yo, licks fingers passionately. I don't can't. Baby, you want some cinnamon show with the cream? Put that special cream on it. Baby. You guys are going to hell. We're all going to save your ah. Wow, still single, So y'all

be thinking i'd really be about the toxic ship. But if I was, I wouldn't still be single. That's like the last thing, like the last thing that I thought. But did you think I don't know. I just didn't think it was that Like my mind don't be going right. They're like, oh man, you gotta broaden your toxicity. Remember who who the post three is? I remember? Yeah, so real fast. I'm just gonna say this before I go. Y'all men like to call me toxic, but

y'all are really toxic. Okay. As soon as I started posting that toxic ship again, y'all been on my fucking ballack. Okay, all my bass back, all my ball sack. All the niggas is trying to spend the black, All the niggas trying to how they weigh in in some draws. Y'all are really crazy. I don't feel bad for y'all when y'all run into these toxic women, because I'm learning that you'll be seeking them out. So yeah, I just want to say that before we keep going. Thank you.

Every man likes toxicity though that's toxic in itself, but it doesn't matter, just like you know, like you know how I be hating when people say every man a cheater because I think that's like false. But every man. That's why I like that whole term of lady in streets and the freaking sheets. There's a level of like I think every man like kind of likes on no love. I don't think it's like something crazy. We you're gonna get all your money taking in a wheelchair like but just like you know,

okay, I'm learning, I'm learning. I'm learning. Or if you know some of y'all, some of you girls are would'all say, I don't want to be haggerling no more so you know that ship rubs off when you have to do it for I don't want to stay like that for a minute. I just want to say a lot of these women aren't toxic. Sometimes you make them toxic. Okay, so we're gonna break down what you said.

So you said some women aren't toxic because you made them toxic. No, no, no, it's like technically, I'm not a paraplegic until I get in a wheelchair. So if you put me in a wheelchair now a pair ofplegic, it's your fault. It's your false thing. Okay, I understand, but yep, so, but if you're a paratrolegic, I still have to treat you like you're a paraplegic though, right once I become a paraplegic, once you become toxic, I have to treat you like you when I

get there. But if I'm not, deer, don't if I'm not there, you smell like it, like you toast like it. I'm no to you know, we stop to report you to the men's ministry because this is not how ministry at church, This is not how you treat a fellow. So staring Christ. Okay, so I'm reporting you, Deacon, will be giving you a call before the night. It's over, my dog, no more, get taken it too far? Happy with late birthdays to my baby

seven? He four? Now that's it. So Yeah, when I was going through this journey of why I'm still single, I realized a lot of it has to do with my thought process, the way I think, the things I believe in, and the things that I've put together in my head that a lot of people haven't. And I say a lot of people because I don't mean men, I don't mean women. A lot of people haven't

put this shit together yet. So the first thing I want to discuss as things we haven't put together yet men in particular, men y'all don't like y'all friends. Well, I'll take that back. Men y'all don't like girls hanging out with the whole friend. Right, but you expect your girl to be cool with you hanging out with cheating Ash Jamal. Now, make it make sense. I need y'all to break this down for me one more time,

one more time. Why is it that y'all don't like your girl and hanging out with the whole friend, but you expect her to be cool with you hanging out with cheating Ash Jamal. I'm confused. Make it make sense. Things are adding up here. Okay, let's take it back. You got me in trigonometry right now. I need to be in algebra one. Take me back, Take me back. Okay, I don't understand. I miss some steps, right. I know it's all a O into double stand into

double stair. I don't think this should be a double standard. You don't want her hanging out with Keisha because Gisha get a little drunk, like to shake ass with no panties on. Right, but you expect her to be cool with you hanging out with Jamal. Every time Jamal come over, I hear him telling you another story about him cheating on his wife, chating on his girlfriend, chanting on his pregnant baby mine. I forgot the face that's

between Keisha's cheeks. Okay, the new face every day as you guys remind Keisha of mister Charles sitting at home who paid Florida's glorious adventure that you guys rolled right now. But I digress. Go ahead, go off. What that got to do with Jamal cheating ass and them? I just want to, you know, tell the whole story. That's all I know. I know, I know that there is a double standard, y'all. But this is what I don't really understand. It doesn't make sense to me, because

who's to say cheating? Ain't Jamal cheating? Ask Jamal ain't gonna trick you into doing some cheating ass shit. Now. I know you're gonna turn right back in me and say, well, who's to say, who asked? Kesha? Ain't gonna turn you into doing some whole ash. I ain't know who I'm not. She can't. She can't trick me into doing anything that I don't want to do. However, Jamal can put you in a position where can look like you doing some shit you ain't supposed to do. I'm

just getting in a room for the jail and hurt this nigga. You get in somehow. First of all, Jen hurts is different. You can't use some but you gotta use somebody else. Wow, everybody sash. Everybody love Keisha? Stop it, y'all don't like Jisha. Who don't like Keisha. My whole thing is if you gotta go to the champagne room to give Jamal some extra funds because he ran out of cash. Now, my next door neighbor is just seeing you coming out to champagne room. It don't matter.

You ain't do nothing in there. Hey don't know you went to give Jamal some extra cash. But that's different, right, That's different. Right now, what I'm supposed to think when my next door neighbor come to me as a man, say, Yo, I seen your nigga coming out the champagne room. I go to the club and they run receipts. I seen you coming out to champagne room. So like, Yo, why is it okay to hang out? But she nest Jamal, but not whole Ashkisha, tell

me, tell me they both can get you stuck up. Honestly, honestly, let's make a men's stink. Let's make a men's stink like what we're doing. If you hanging out with Jamal. I'm hanging out with Keisha. But for the record, if you got a strong girl, she probably ain't gonna want to be around too many Keisha's anyway. Like, yeah, that's just a little bit too much. You can do whatever you want to do. I just don't like the attention that you're doing. That shit brings to

me. So but niggas, y'all be like mamboos and stud a greedy'll got to so y'all gonna hang out with meat Estramal anyway, And what's the first thing with some me? Oh but you know he not happy at home and his wife doing it. I don't give fuck. I don't give. I don't care about none of that. I don't care about none of that. We're talking about the facts, Okay, the facts. Okay, that's ain't that's all now. On the flip side of this, right, y'all know,

I'd like to be fair devil's advocate, if you will. Okay, on the flip side of this, And a lot of y'allre not gonna like what I'm about to say. A lot of y'all not gonna I'm about to say, but we should receive it. With fluff, because I'm giving it to you with fluff. Right. A lot of y'all don't like your spouse's whole ass friend. That's a fact. That's a fact. A lot of y'all don't like your spouse whole ass friend. Whole time your spouse is the

hoe. Okay, whole time your spouse is the hoe. I mean, come on, come on, come on, Like you don't even realize you beefing with the scapegoat the alibi the ride home, whole time, the killer is in the house. Okay, I'm that guy. I'm not the killer. I'm the guy that you think I'm calling the crossfire? Like shah, what were y'all doing? Like why are you asking me? Yes? Yes, Like you don't like cheating, asked Jamaal, knowing your man is the

chader. Jamal just got stuck because your man holding the keys. I was just holding the camera. Brah brah. Whole time you think Jamal calling him at late night to go out and run a train on some bitches. Whole time, he's just trying to make sure your nigga got home safe because he was wilding that night. Like what what you don't like? Keisha? Because she likes to shake her ass, and you've seen her shake her ass once

or twice whole time. You don't even know that your girl is the one who likes to go to the secondary location with the niggas who buy her drinks. Come on, come on, make it make sense now. I'm not saying this is everybody's store fucking start, okay, But what I am saying is that sometimes the killer is in the house, okay, Like yes, and and I know it's easier to say my partner would never do something like that. I know my partner. I know my partner. Do you are

you sure about that? You're sure around that? Like, because when you go back and you start to add shit up, is it really Jamal? Is it really Keisha? Like come on, let's be serious. And I know nobody likes to think about like that. Like it's easier just to blame Jamal Lakeisha because your spouse said they was waiting for Kisha. Your spouse said they was waiting for Jamal, no baby, Jamal Keisha, and the club

owners was waiting for your spouse, because that's exactly exactly. So yeah, I'm just saying, watch yourself, watch yourself, and watch yourself because it ain't everything they're telling you. It ain't everything that you think it is. Like h, And you know what's crazy. I know each and every one of us has been in a situation where one of your friends partner don't like you. And that's crazy. Like one of your friends partners may not like

you because your friend told a lot to save their ass. That ain't got nothing to do with me. I'm a Christian, I love the Lord, bruh. Like I wanted to leave because I had church in the morning, they wanted to stay out. I'm in trouble already. I had to leave praise and worship service in the morning, Like I didn't even want to stay out, Like this is crazy. This is exactly why I drive, bruh. Why I never not take my car bruh. And that's another reason why

I drive is sickcause niggas won't not to drive it. Mmm. Now that right there, that's smart. That's smart. That's smart. That's smart. But yeah, man, just just pay attention to the science and make sure you beefing with the right person. That's all I'm gonna say. Oh right, guys, So now it's time to get into the edible portion of the

show. So the edible portion is where we read comments, questions, stories, concerns that you guys write in on the day that we record, we usually put in a prompt and uh, if what you have to say is too long to fit in the prompt, or if you have something to share that's not on a day that we put the prompt up, you can always

email me at inquiries at stormyp ea dot. All right, so I got some good ones today And the reason why I say they are good ones is because I like when we have conversations that I just don't get why the fuck y'all feel the way y'all feel about stuff? Like certain things are lost on me. And this first question really embodies that. So it says, do you trust a potential partner if they are still friends with an ex they don't

have kids with? And I'm gonna read that again once again. It says, do you trust a potential partner if they are still friends with an ex they don't have kids with? Maybe I don't give a fuck, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care, I don't care. You know what's really crazy to me, y'all really be expecting to walk into people lives and expect them to delete every connection, friendship, relationship that they had before you. Baby, what you don't know what them and that person went

through. You don't know that person could help them through eviction, funeral, miscarriage, anything like what the who do you think you are? Like? What you expect to come into my life and for me to erase all the relationships, connections, friendships I had before I met you? What it's like? And we have to remember not every person you meet is going to be your soulmate. I might have to bump a billy or two with you to realize you ain't the nigga for me. You ain't the main bag dog.

Okay, we might have to go through certain things for me to pay attention to realize, Yo, our values don't align. The way we clean our houses, don't align. The way you treat your mama don't align. Like everybody that you meet isn't going to be the person for you. However, you might put me on some bomb ass restaurants. However, you might put me in a bomb ass financial position. However, you might be a bomb ass business partner. So it's like I don't expect whoever I'm dating because pay

attention. They didn't say in a relationship, they said, Well, they didn't say in a relationship, they said a potential partner. Right, So it's like you expect every person you're dating to just erase everyone they met before you, as long as this friendship that they have doesn't make you feel insecure, inappropriate, awkward, or feel like you're the third will what's the problem. What's the problem? Are they still fucking because I'm not me personally?

I don't care. I don't care because, yes, maybe you did sleep Pakeisha. Okay, not I feel like we've used Keisha too much? Give me another yes okay, because yes, maybe you did sleep with Jasmine, but you quickly found out you don't like the way Jasmine feet looks, so Jasmin ain't the girl for you. However, Jasmin is a bomb ass real estate agent and me and you were fitna buy a house. So guess who's still going to be in the picture, Jasmine Jeff. Y'all be blocking y'r

blessings. That's what the problem is. Y'all be so entitled that you don't pay attention to the fact that you're blocking your blessings, baby, I don't know. Once again, I'd like to stress as long as it doesn't make me feel insecure or awkward or like I am the third will I don't care. But that's just me. But that's just me. What about you? Your deepest connections come on, especially when you want to go out. Bruh, you need a cook up, like yo, hold on, talme ab

out, let me let me call. Yes, yes, you are willing to sell your first born son for tickets to the Super Bowl. But guess who potentially got the hook up? Chris? But you don't want her to fuck with Chris no more because they used to, you know, fuck around? What what? Because if she's really a down ass bitch, her and Chris probably still don't have a problem being friends. And that's that's another thing. If the person you're potentially dating is a good person, nine time out

of ten, it's never a reason to beef. Like if there's beef, it's because one person still wants the other person. That's the only reason this beef. One person wants the other person and they can't connect because somebody's mad. That's the reason a lot of y'all want child support too. But that's the conversation for another day. I'm just saying, if it's no beef,

there's no reason for us not to be cordial. Now, I'm not saying they have to be the best of friends' fucking sweetheart changed with the connecting pieces. I'm not saying that, all right. I'm not saying they gotta be the best of friends that have friendship bracelets and all that, But it's no reason why they can't be cordial. Yeah, I'm not gonna walk past her and not say exactly like the enemies or something like that. And that's my whole thing. Like, if I'm out somewhere, like I don't, I

don't have any type of sexual connection within of my exes. But if I'm out somewhere and they see me or I see them first, yea, I'm selling a joint, Yo. What's up? Hey? How you doing? Like, you know, whatever the case may Because it's no beef, it's no beef. And at the end of the day, you ain't my ass already, So what's the problem I already why I'm just saying, like, I don't have a problem if I'm out and you know I'm with you know, some guy I'm dating, he sees somebody you know he used to,

you know, fuck around with. I don't care if I'm out with somebody i'm dating and they see somebody that they used to date, I don't care. Could you not better than mine? Like nothing? You gotta you gotta stand on business. Come on, you gotta be secure with yours? Could she not better than mine? And you would me? Now? What's up? Come on? Is it my turn? Who you die? Come on? Come on, y'all. I want you all to stop this. I want you to stop this. It's given very much. I'm not playing with

that toy no more. But I don't want anyone else to play with it either. Stop it. That's that's very immature. What are you, toddler? Grow up? Grow up? Okay, grow up? Sick of it? So the next one? Why do some women never say I'm not interested? It seems like some women just pretend until they ghost. Y'all. I saw a few of these this week. I saw a few of these this

week. I don't know what be going on with the moon and the tide or the universe or whatever type of harmonious celestial things that be going on that I don't know it's mercury and the microwaves, Like, I don't know what type of sensational things that be happening to us, but I feel like every week there's like a theme, not necessarily a theme, but there's one question that's written by multiple men and women, just different ways. So first time, I let you know, a lot of times, y'all don't be going

through the shit by yourself. I see it in my questions. It's other people out here rocking what you're going through the same shit, all right, But I want to read the question again. It says, why do some women never just say I'm not interested? It seems like some women and just pretend until they got excuse me, that wasn't my answer. Appreciate it, that wasn't my answer. That's why I'm still single. Just that number seven, Yeah, that's definitely like re number eight. But my answer is you're

a seat filler, my guy. Like, and some of you may not know what a seat filler is. Do you know what a seat filler is? A seat filler is someone who's holding the position until the person that they want come along. Right, So a lot of times women will give you play, give you dates, give you time, give you energy. Maybe you can give you some guchi, but you're not the girl. You're not

the guy that she wants. You're the guy that she gonna keep just in case, is given very much just in case, right, like just in case he doesn't come along. I know that I've built up this relationship with this person. So I'm good, I'm covered, I got a seat, I'm gucci, I'll be fine. At the end of the day. I know I still can potentially get a ring, a relationship, a child, a house, a car, whatever, you know, And is it right? No, But it takes a certain level of maturity to realize it's not

right. And everybody, don't be there. I'm mer real with you, Okay. It takes a long time to get there, okay, And some people got to go through Some women have to go through certain things. Go talk to the lady, okay, maybe lose a big toe to diabetes. It takes different things. I ask about that off camera. There's so many

things I have questions for that. It takes different things, right, But a lot of women really have to go through certain things or reach a certain point on their own before they realize that's not okay, right, So when we ask why do some women never just say I'm not interested? They just pretending to they goos. We also have to look at why are you trying to act like you don't see she's not interested? Dun come on, baby, because if you're asking me, that means you kind of already know.

You know that she's not moving the way you will want her to move. And I feel like you could sit her down and intentionally say, hey, we cool, Like I know that Sean really hit the goots when you're down there or whatever maybe whatever it may be, Hey are we cool? Is there anything that she would like to discuss while we're talking? By blah blah blah blah, y'all don't really go out. Y'all wait to do that either. So who's really seat feeling for? Who? Right? And not take

that back? She's seat feeling, But baby, you're the one who's actually pretending. You're pretending you don't see she ain't interested, or that she ain't moving the way she needs to move. If she's not reciprocating the energy that you're giving. Bounce, Okay, that's it in a yes, And I don't even think that's a sexual thing. Well, I don't even think that's a gender thing that goes both ways. Like, y'all be so blind so reciprocity or the lack thereof, it's amazing. I'm sorry. I didn't mean

to swirl that on the fucking mic like that. I apologize, But y'all be so blind to reciprocity or the lack thereof. It's mind boggling. It's it's it's mind boggling. Y'all be tricking the hell out of y'allselves. It's not always them, sometimes a shoe mm hmmm, mm hmmm mm hmmm. So let's let's revisit. Uh, let's talk about what we went through today. First. In the beginning of the episode, I talked about this is what I want you to understand. I'm still single. Here are some of

the reasons why I hope that by now you get a better understanding. And yeah, you you, if you're a nice young gentleman who's done with his whole phase, you decided that you want to to, you know, maybe get married tomorrow. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know whatever, whatever, you know, whatever, however, the spirit moves, that's no, no, no, no, no, we got to decide tomorrow so that by the time Payday hit on Friday, we gucci. Okay,

yeah, you know, I like to I like the plant. I'm a planner, right, But no for Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day, you bitches. For Valentine's Day last year, I went on a date and a nigga asked me to share a plate. Actually he didn't ask me, and y'all, I know we talked about this, but I just want to go back. He did not ask me. He asserted himself on me. That has to be some type of assault. Okay, assault and battery on my

plate. Okay. He told me he was going to share, but for the record, I just wanted to show that we didn't share and also didn't give Gucci. So there's that. This Valentine's Day. I'm a simple girl. I want simple things, one of them being I want a heart shaped candy box with chicken wings in okay, and had a little rise with dazzle, maybe even put some tacos in it. All right, I want these things. That's what I want from me. You should want better for you.

I want better for me. Also, Uh yeah, I told this guy was watching a movie with You know, I did crack one time. He didn't asks for further details. I didn't give it to him, but for the record, you know, players fuck up too. I got laced. You know that that is what it is, big dog. Also, I went to a meeting and afterwards, uh, the man who set it

up told me that my thing was thinking that asks look fat. Okay, But he also made sure to add that he didn't know I had ass because I walk like a dike sometimes dry, and before y'all start, I could say dyke okay because I walk like a dike. No, no, no, because I used to be a dike and it keeps getting crazy. Yeah. Also, we have to be real with ourselves. I'll say birds of a feather flock together. But for whatever reason, that doesn't apply to friend

cheating Ash Jamal. Also a lot of you guys don't like the whole ass friend whole time. You know your spouse is the whole ass friend. But you know they choose to make Jamal and Kisha the scapegoat. So there's that. We also went through a few edibles. One of the questions that got sent in today was, you know, do you trust the potential partner if they're still friends with one of their excess that they didn't have kids with.

And I felt like they edited that specifically into the end because a lot of y'all will be like, oh, well, having your ex as a friend is okay if you share a child. I don't see what the difference is because they have to have a lifelong commitment, okay. And what if wy they was together, they got a house, a mortgage, a lease. Like you act like everybody's getting married right now, they're not. They're not, okay, So what if they have like a mortgage, you know,

a unit, a car, anything, you know? So long story, sure, I don't give fuck. Could she not better than mine? See what I said next? Why do some women never say I'm not interested? It seems like they just pretend until they ghost you. You are ghosting yourself, okay, because you knew she wasn't interested, and instead of you picking up on her, not reciprocating the energy, you chose to act like you ain't see a big dog. You chose to be Stevie wonder to the bullshit.

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