Short King Spring

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gentlemen, first day of spring. Oh my god, amazing. I can't even say spring showers bring May flowers because I feel like, depending on where you are in the world, we've been in the whole bunch of rain lately, it's been very gloomy. It's given very much London like hey, broth, Okay, it's very cle, very gloomy, right, So Sweat Sweat shout the Ships and Giggles podcast. Sweat's. First of all, they are really funny as fuck. Do any of you like watch the clips or watch

the podcast Ships and Giggles. They are so fucking funny it makes me sick. Bro bro Sweat madness, bro Madness, brah Philly who is another boy from you got the accent? Really? You got us send into me, You got to send into me madness sweat. But all that decide Springer's hair. We're gloomy right now. It's given very much London. But right around the corner we're gonna get into the bright colors. We're going to get into, you know, the later sunsets. We're going to get into all the

feel good things. And when I think about Spring, I think about I'm not gonna hold y'all spring promotions because to me, I ain't not better than a promotion. So I'm not sure if you've seen this, but uh, one of my favorite establishments chose to do a very special promotion and uh, this goes out to all my lover and lovers and friends. One of my favorite establishments decided to give you Short King Spring. Yeah, yeah, Short King Spring. Okay, So in honor of the first day of Spring.

You know, I can't even get this shoot out because it's so outlandish. All right, it's so outlandish. Let them have the moment, get it out, all right, I can't can't, Okay, Okay, So dunkin Donuts decided to give you guys a treat Short King Spring. Okay, Now this is string from the horse's mouth. Okay, it says in honor of the first day of Spring and all of our loyal Short King fans out there.

Beginning March nineteenth, a Dunkin Donuts small ice regular coffee will be available under the name the Short King. They don't even make small as a little bore, the medium, the largest the Short King. The Short King looking Donuts said, Oh, it's getting nice outside. The colors is popping in spring. I know what they need. They need us to show the Short King some love. So a small regular ice coffee is now called the Short

King. Let me ask you a question. How many of y'all are comfortable going up to the drive through and hearing hi, Welcome to Donuts, Dunk Donuts, What can I get you? And you say, y'all, let me get a Short King Spring, Let me get the Short King. Welcome Dunkin Donalds. If your shirt you rule bruh bruh, brown in New Jersey being plastic Bags's gonna see y'all niggers going to go ahead to waste all this plastic on these cups our fence says Burger King dropped the ball on this one,

Like what they did? What what Duncan's Donuts said, don't worry about that. I got you covered, short kings. You with me a small regular ice car fee is now called the short king and be in inflation. That shit gonna be a gop bruh. Let me ask our question, who the fuck is doing pr dunk Donuts? Okay, because while the sentiment is good, I don't think y'all know that a lot of short kings they don't really like to be called shortcase like that's that's not really And then I don't

know if y'all saw the video that they made for it. It was like here ye hear, ye, yes my lord, and they put like a king on a small a small crowd on the fucking ciria all in the conversation my business. But it's like, hm, I get the sentiment, but I don't know if this was the one. So let me ask you a question, fellas, how y'all feel, short kings, How y'all feel like did this do it for you? Or it was like put some respect on my motherfucking name, Like what was it? What was it? Did it

give? Did it give the way they thought it was going to give? So I'm not gonna lie. They then added, I'm not laughing at y'all. I'm not. I'm laughing at don't get donuts. They then said, because sometimes you don't need a large or even a medium, you just need a short king. Dog. Once again, I'm not laughing at y'all, I'm laughing at the p R. Who the fuck is all my fellas who are five nine and under? How does it sit with y'all? It's five

nine the short king limit. They got you talking about it a little biased. Nigga, you're short. I'm not. I'm two inches above the average type for females, so put some respect on my name. But two inches two inches, two inches is the difference between a roller coaster ride. What

you're talking about? Like? What two inches? So to me, that wasn't even the worst part though, the worst part was they had uploaded a video where, like I said, it was the crown being put on the short ice coffee and the caption said tag a short king to remind them it's their season short Kings, drawing on the song bruh Lord barquad is turning in his grave. What the fuck? I think he looks short? Somebody, you're right, Somebody call up Kevin hart O, Marion and Little Duval and

asked them what they think about this? Yo, Marion short? Maybe it's the boots because you always got them, tims on going. All right, y'all, come on, we gotta be serious, we gotta be serious. You're not being serious. Outfit says the Extreme Audacity. Duncan suck a short d ha ah, y'all, I don't know, short kings? How y'all feel? Was this it for y'all? Like? Did y'all feel welcome? Did y'all feel disrespected? Did y'all feel like? I feel like the idea

was good, but I feel like it missed the mark to me. To me, it had all the like you know, the components of being a good idea. But I just think that calling it short King Spring is crazy or the short king is crazy. I would have been done with king. I would I don't even like being called king, let alone. You gotta talk about characteristics now, yeah, I three, I agree. I thought it was maybe just me, but I agree, y'all. I am sure.

I'm going so bad to keep these titties in I apologize it's really to brawl. It's not brawing for me today. But anyway, I don't know. Long story short, short kings, I me know how y'a feel. Okay, So when we think about, you know, spring, we think about bunnies, saying, you know, bunnies represent rebirth and fertility. So speaking of fertility, I wanted to share something that I learned this week. And I know we haven't done That's what I learned this week. Boom.

I know we haven't done that in a long time. But y'all, I learned something this week. I learned two things this week. So first I learned something and it's called superfetation. Superfetation. Now, when I think of superfetation, I think of like a super fet a carnivall party. It's bomb, it's out of this world, it's lit, right, But that's not what it is. I learned something new this week and it's called superfetation.

Now, superfetation is when two embryos that form during two separate minstrual cycles. I'm gonna repeat that. Superfetation is two embryos that form during two separate minstral cycles. Long story short, you get pregnant while being pregnant? Ah, what what? You get pregnant while being pregnant? Did you know that was a thing? Did you know that was a thing? Did you know that was a thing? Oh my god, It's possible to get pregnant while you're

all ready pregnant. Somebody called Maury I got something to say. But here's a thing. You can get pregnant while you're already pregnant. So your second pregnancy might not even be ready to be delivered. So like you can have a c section for like just one baby and got another one in the tuck waiting cooking marinate for like three more months. That's crazy crazy, So long

story short, superfetation is getting pregnant while you're already pregnant right now. The most important complication of this to me would be miss Cleo voice, who's the father of that baby? Right? Like? The most important complication to me would be how a MUCHA tell my family? How am I telling this? Nigga? How I'm gonna tell? Like? What the fuck I am I gonna do? Right? But no, the most important complication is actually the

baby growing at a different stage than the original original pregnancy. So like in my mind, I'm worried about who wants to tell who to daddy. But no, the most important complication is the baby's growing at different stages, so you can give birth to one and the other one might be premature, not even ready to be like, come off the oven. That's crazy. That's crazy now, according to healthline dot com, right, that's where I got

all these facts, will fuck my dick all right now. When I heard about this, because I am childish, my initial thought was, when we have these two separate pregnancies in one womb, who's honestly getting at the worst, Like, once they come out, they're old enough to like, you know, have their little uh sibling spats. Who's getting it the worst? In my mind, it's the oldest kid. It's the oldest kid. It's Shot. And you said it's the oldest kid too, right, Yeah,

I thought Shot was gonna say something. Shot said facts, go ahead, No, go get Shot the fuck out here. So in my mind, the oldest kid gets it the worst. Like we were talking about this earlier, it's like, Yo, my dad was given your mom dick and you dick At the Saints they got different dads. But if they got different dads. This is what I'm saying. Bruh, literally just standing at the doorway and just be humping the air. Bruh if if if if it is a

bruh if it is a situation where the kids have different dads. In my mind, the oldest kid is the worst for sure. Bro, My dad was giving you and your mom dick at the same time. How you like dad, that's why you got that, didn't yet here Bruh, bruh, bruh. My bags Man five says, if they got different daddies, are they still twins? No, so that's a good point. They are not

twins. They have different gestational periods. So you can get pregnant and be like, you know, three or six months pregnant, and then get pregnant again. Yes, yes, yes, it is a different thing now, I know that. You know. The common misconception is, you know, men be like, oh, I just want to turn a pregnant woman into a twinkie because she's already pregnant and she can't get pregnant with me. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, right, So getting pregnant at different times,

that's the superfetation. Right. But there's another term called super factation. I probably said that wrong, but Jesus loves me super factunation. So basically, this is when the body releases two eggs at the same time. But essentially you'll have twins with different dads. And I know y'all seen this. It's this really popular example going around on the internet where like one daughter is light skin, one is really dark skin, and they have different dads,

but they are twins. This is an example of the superfac dunation. Okay, and honestly, I feel like, you know, this is probably gonna be rationalized, but there are only like ten cases of both of these in the world all together, like, so it's very rare. It's like point zero three percent. But it's a thing. It's a thing. So before you go dump in and pregnant bed chess, I mean, first of all, listen, listen. Mo Mo three says, my friends was white and

black, but they were twins, exactly. Dark Man seventeen said, I've seen this on Maury exactly. Olfitz says childhood trauma at negative three months oh from taking one to the faces wild. I'm just saying, I don't know how y'all grew up, but me, me and my little brother was petty as fuck. Okay, let him find out that we actually were twins at the same time or same period, but he had a different father than me. Oh, bro, he's giving me hell. Let him find out that

we had the same gestational period. He's giving me hell. When shot the club, Bro, when daddy shot the club up, you did the little kim bruh. This is what I'm saying, Like, what what out about? Y'all? Me and my sibling, we're still going to war about that ship, Like for you though that shot the club up. I'm comedium Obci says yo. Man, tell buddy to stop judging for clapping pregnant cheeks.

I'm frying. And here's the thing. That's a good point, because I don't want y'all here talking ship because I know a lot of y'all secretly do be wanting to clap some pregnant cheeks that is on your bucket list because in your mind, she can't get pregnant. I'm a turner to a twinkie. I know it is. So don't be in here talking ship because I know it's on your bucket. When I see pregnant, I'm talking with the belly

that that's just crazy, y'all. You know what, And I think there is a difference between like trimester one pregnant, something like this is a no judgment zone whatever you like, you like, Okay, it's safe, cousin, But I'm just saying, like, yeah, it's definitely a safe space. But you know, Jesus is watching. Jesus will leave your chat for a little while. I'll come back. So you know, we were talking

a little bit about spring, rebirth, fertility. I think we also have to tap into learning things about yourself, you know, and really taking the time to acknowledge certain faults within yourself, certain faults within others. Right, And when I really sit down and think about it, a few things become clear. And I'm not gonna lie. What I'm about to say is gonna upset some of you. And I apologize right off the back, because you know, I never want to offend. But I think speaking my truth is

very important. And I say that to say, if you love me, you would let me eat your fries. Yeah, okay, if you love me, you will let me eat your fries. And'a be real with y'all, right, dear future husband, if you love me, you will let me eat your fries, and I don't care that. When you left, you asked me if I wanted anything, and I said no. I know I said that. I know I said that, but I don't care. And the reason I don't care is because if you love me, you would

have made sure you got me my own fries. And my whole thing is like, well, what you mean? You say you wanted it? So do you know me or not? Because I know you, and when you tell me you don't want anything, I still get you a cookies and cream milkshake even though I know it gives you the bubble guts. Okay, I know you lactos and tolerant bab, but I still get it for you because I know you. Because I know you, And when it comes down to it, it's like, Yo, do you love me or not? Do

you'll love me or not? Because if you did, you would know that even though I said no, when you get home, I'm gonna eat half your fries. If you love me, you would get me my own. You would get me my own because you know I'm finna get on your last damn nerve. I'm gonna eat up all your fries. I'm finna dip my fries in all your soft I'm not gonna go crazy. This is me mixing sauces. I don't care what you try to say, mixing sauces. Okay, do you love me? Do you know me? Will act like it?

This is top to your bruh. Act like it? Is it so hard for you to act like it? Scottlan Rox Seven eight says, to a certain extent, exactly exactly, Scott Lorock says, eat the fries in the car. Okay, hold up, hold up, because this is important, right that'll get you cheated? No, no, no, no no. If you choose not to get me fries, at least have the decency to eat the fries in the car. Don't come in the house with the

fries because maybe you know what I'm finna do. Eat your fries. Okay, come in the house without me, baby baby, baby baby, keep some mouthwash in the car, Eat the fries in the car, gargle the mouthwash. You come in the house, you remember to throw that food away. And you're not gonna take no chick fl a back out your car to throw it in your outside trash because you're gonna see it. But be prepared, but be prepared for me to say, you cheating on me? Who

chick fil like? What chick fil a? Bitch? Pussy was you eating in the car? Whytause? Because why you got mouthwashing on your breast and why you not eat? Why? Without me? That's crazy? Oh you think I'm stupid. That's when you gotta look him dead in his eyes and say, oh you think I'm stupid to eat them in the car. He didn't take get caught. Clever Corey says, not all fries I created equal, though I agree, eat the Chick fil A fries in the car,

eat the uh eat the Burger King fries in the car too. They be slapping a little bit. They be slapping a little bit. I ain't gonna hold you. Y'all need to put some respect on Burger King name because they be slapping a little bit. Shot. Nobody has a fucking Arby's near the house. Relax, comedium OBUSI says, I'll share the loose bag fries. That's crazy. Dark Man's seventeen says I'm making a hamburger and fries for my

wife right now. He's a good man. Bruh. If you get a George forman girl, you gotta name all your kids George, because I feel like that's just the way things go. He named all his kids George. I don't know. Outfit says the saucing shuffle dance is disrespectful divorce Clever Cory says, how is Arby still in business? Though apparently it's just shot and people and old people. Man, long story shirt, Do you love me or not? Act like it? Fucking act like it? Okay? Crazy?

So when we're talking about acting like it and taking accountability for what we act like, what we tolerate, and what we don't tolerate, it really

was a moment of self reflection for me. And this really dives deep into like you know, Ramadan, x Y and Z, you have these really intense religious moments where you dive deep into yourself and you realize what you are able to handle, what you aren't, what you can tolerate, what you can't right, and a lot of self reflection helped me come to the realization

of that. Like Yo, and we're being honest, it's just certain things that I can and can't tolerate in relationships and ships, etc. So when it comes to like friendships, I don't let my friends talk bad about their partners to me. And the reason that I say that is because, like yo, y'all be beefing beef cool, keep me out of it, because once y'all are on good terms, I'm not gonna forget you said he'd be wearing his friend jeans. Okay, I'm not gonna forget you, said her,

coachy saying I'm not. I'm not going to forget you said he had a little dick. That's shrimp deck right, that's big shrimp right. So now I'm the bad guy when three weeks from now, I asked you when the last time you talked to endless shrimp? Whoa, whoa, You ain't telling me. I was on speaker, big dog my ba. No, I'm the bad guy, but you ain't tell me. You ain't tell me. Bruh. Now I ask you when the last time you talked to endless shrimp? And I'm the bad guy shot the red lobster. Bruh, bruh.

How how was this on me? How was this on me? How was this on me? When I asked you when the last time you had a shrimp cocktail? How? How what did I do? I thought we hated this nigga. You know, I thought we was beefing with this nigga. I thought we was beefing with this bench. So now, how was it my fault when I say what we've been saying. You should have led with we cool again. Okay, you should have led with we cool again. I can't get over that ship. I can't get over that ship.

And honestly, I want to be I want to be mature, but I'm not. You told me we hate this nigga. We hate this nigga. His dick little Okay, he got lint balls on all his box of briefs. Okay, he he He can't pay his fucking parking tickets. Now, he on a bootless like you told me all these things about him. You told me, You told me. Now I'm sitting at the altar looking at you, look at him, talking about I do bruh, bruh, all

fake. Let me know, Let me know what it is, what it is or what it isn't You told me he liked for you to eat that thing from the back. And now I'm the bad guy when we're at the fucking altar and I'm screaming back it up now I'm the back. How come on? How was this on me? What did I do? What did I do? So, yeah, that's why you know, I I don't let my friends talk bad about the partners to me. But it got me to thinking, right it acknowledgment is key, right, because now I'm not

gonna hold y'all. Soon as one of my friends start talking ill of somebody they're dealing with or dating with, fucking on whatever. Like, soon does one of my friends start talking crazy about somebody you're dealing with, I'm like the lady from get Out. Don't say that, don't say that, don't say that right, that's me, don't say that, right. But it got me to thinking, like, yo, what are some of the things

that we tolerate and don't tolerate from our friends or family? So, of course, like the adult that I am, I asked al Gore's Internet, what's the craziest thing, and I mean the craziest thing, what's the craziest thing your friend has told you about somewhere they're dating. But then went back to right and the answers Bruh, y'all, don't never let me down because the shit that y'all be sending in it just lets me know I'm not by myself, so I appreciate you. Right. So the first one, what's

the craziest friend. What's the craziest thing your friend has told you about someone their dating? But then went back to first one, the chick he dated had excessive dandriff okay, frosted flakes, yo yo. The chicky dated had a sessive dangerff okay, frosted flakes. Bruhays, bruh, fuck out of here, Tying, you're a tiger? Like what what? What? Hey? Seven? Hey baby, you don't have you don't have no danger because you're perfect. You're perfect. Okay, back up, they can hear you.

Back up, Bruh. What Ain't no way, Bruh, ain't no way. You're telling me you fucking with ty're a tiger, and then every time you bring her around you expect me not to call her Tyane the tiger. How I'm only human, I'm only human. What do you expect me to do? Next one, what's the craziest thing your friend has told you about someone there dating, but then went back to it? Says Bruh. She said her man feet stink, but loves giving him oral so I'm supposed

to forget you be out here sucking cornship flavored Dick. Hold on, hold on corns cornship Carol. How I'm supposed to forget you fucking wear cornship Carl. I'm supposed to forget your sucking cornship Carl, Dick. Hold on, seven, hold on, baby, hold on. Obviously seven loves cornships, because that's when he decided he wanted to chime in on the line. But bro, seven, seven, okay, thank you? How how was this

on me? How was this my fault? And honestly, I feel like, if you know me and we're genuinely friends, you know I'm way too immature to let some shit like that go. You know that, you know that you know me. Baby, What do you expect me to say? What do you expect me to do? I can't. I can't, I can't. I can't. So I asked, what's the craziest thing your friend has told you about some of their dating? And then went back to this one, y'all? This one, this one, this one, this one.

It says he unknowingly took her to another man's house to suck dick for money. Madness, madness, bruv oh, ah ah ah. What you tell me that you win a chick you dating with beefing. One of the reasons, y'all beefing is because you took her to another man's house sucked it for money. Did you give me some of the gas money? Did you keep all the money for yourself? What? What is happening? What is happening? Ain't no way, bro bruh. Did you wait till she was

done? Did she come back with a daycare in her mouth? What happened? Daycare? I daycare? Did she come back with a daycare in your mouth? Full snowball? Did you taste it? What happened? Did you find out later she sucked the dick for money? Or did she tell you then when she got back in the car, like, whoo easy forty dollars? Me? I don't know what's the going rate? Is it forty dollars? I don't know. I feel about yourself that she's still sucking dick time.

More importantly, how did you find out? How how clever Corey says daycare in her mouth is crazy? I'm just saying what happened? Let me know. I don't know the specifics, but I want to know. I want to know. I want to know, so protect your hoodie spokesman. Fuck you for that screen name, by the way, says DJ from Hustle and Flow getting his mic. I'm crying, uh north Side be Weezy says that's fucking wild. Agreed, Agreed. Aaron Ash seventy three says, baby

gravy, Baby gravy is crazy. Baby gravy is crazy. All right? So I asked, what's the craziest thing your friend has told you about someone they're dating, and then went back through and this last this last one. I'm not gonna lie. This last one is the shit that I know. We've talked about not being matur enough for stuff, but this is something that I'm genuinely not mature enough for. Because, Bro, you fin to catch hell. You find to catch hell every time I see you. It's on

site. I don't care if we're in the church. I don't care if we're in the supermarket. I don't care if we're at the gas station, we at wawall, wherever you're gonna get all this ship, the last one says. The last one says, my friend's ax like having toys used on him that were too big for her to handle. Can't unhear that? Bruh, y'all be calling me big back. That's the real big back. He take the big backs. Like what what, ain't no way, bro Ain't

no way, ain't no way, ain't no fucking wait. Honestly, I'm not gonna hold y'all. This is this is a safe space. Save space, Save space. Bro you be taking toys bigger than me. Oh, you the real bad bitch. Hold on, hold on, but you know what, not you the real bad bitch. I say that because I'm honestly a little bit intimidated. Show me your ways, since Saint damn the fuck? Broh, broh, what you doing and I'm not doing? Like now you need to let me in on some ship because I'm slacking on my pippin.

Bruh, bruh. What is it? Isn't too much girth? Is it up too much vibration? Is it too fast? Is it? Bruh? Let me know, because honestly, you bruh, Let me know, because honestly, at this point you're man right. Well lead lead me to the promise land. How can I take more? Brad? I feel like Kevin Hart help me, nigga. I want to be that too. I want to go on your lab and help me, help me, help me, for sure, for sure, help me. So yeah, man,

long story short, don't listen to your friends when they talk shit. So, now, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to get into the edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is where we read questions comments that you guys sit in and it can be something that you know you answer and the prompt that I put up on the days that we record. But if you have something to act or say on a day that I don't record, you can always email inquiries at stormypea dot com and get your questions answered.

Okay, so the first question, it says, worst pickup line you've ever heard. I feel like I've said this on here before. But I used to catch the train downtown and same like you know, schedule the way to work every day every day. Every day, I would catch the train at the same time on the way to work downtown. And you know, you see people that you see all the time, like eventually you get cool

and you say hey, right. So one day this man that I'm familiar giving this to, he says, hey, excuse me, I see you down here. All the time, but today you look especially beautiful, exceptional, Like I just wanted to ask, like, you know, you ovulating or something? What what He's like, Yo, Like, no, you really you must be ovulating because you're just radiating. You're so beautiful, You're gorgeous, gorgeous. It's like at the time, I didn't have any kids,

so you're right. I was like, you know, nineteen twenty, twenty one, twenty two, so it's like, nigga, I don't know, I don't know, but that is the worst pickup line I've ever heard. But I'm not gonna lie. Oddly enough, it did give me like a boost of confidence. And that's when my breeder kink developed. Okay, that right there, that was the little seed, that was the inception that I needed for it to just blossom. Okay, And I'm not gonna lie.

I really have been. This is like a new thing for me though, I really have been obsessed with, like being turned into a toaster strudle, like it does something for me. Sorry, Okay, all right, seat said, we can't talk about that no more. Yeah, we gotta go. Okay, the next one. What I'm going to the next topic. You're not even on the mic. Good Okay, all right, next

question, four to nine negotiables for your next relationship? Great question, right, So I feel like my solid four has recently developed and like been solidified. It's a core group. This is what we're moving forward with. So this is actually a good question because it's one that I recently realized myself. Okay, So four non negotiables for your non negotiables. No negotiables as negotiables. See, it's the breeder king, it's kimn Out. I should have

said anything. I gotta, I gotta relax, I gotta relax. Okay, I asked, sorry, four nine negotiables for your next relationship. So the first one to me, most importantly, you have to be emotionally intelligent and know how to communicate. Baby. Are you unhappy? Are you fulfilled? Do you need something? Do you require something? Let me fucking know. Don't tell your group chat, don't tell that ex bitch who've been linging around trying to swindle her way back, and don't tell her or none of

that. Okay, tell me, big dog, what you need. Allow me to fix whatever it needs to be taken care of so that you can be happy and fulfilled. In relationship. Don't tell nobody else, tell me, be emotionally intelligent enough to acknowledge it and have the ability to communicate it, because maybe whatever you're whatever, whatever you're not happy about, I can fix but you gotta let me know you need me to fix it for sure, for sure? Right. So number two would be number two in my

non negotiables would be I need you to be a boogie traveler. Yeah, like when we go out of town, out of state, out of the country, baby the money, get right out of this world. Were going with Elon musk create. I need you to be a bougie traveler. I don't want to have to explain to you why I need to swim up sweep. I don't, Okay, I don't. I don't need to have to explain to you why it has to be all inclusive and at least a four star. You gotta get me. Do you get me? Do you understand

me? And if you're not a boogie traveler, I need you to understand me being a boogie traveler honestly, because maybe it's things that I like that I don't like. That's just it, that's just it. Number three, bruh, This this is up there like one of the most important ones. I need you to be marriage minded. Oh I know in today's society, Yeah, the fuck I do. Hey, I need you to be marriage minded because number one, Jesus is my ow homeboy. Okay, And the

Bible says he who finds a wife finds a good thing. I'm a good thing. I'm a good thing mcdone. So, like you know, I need you to understand that this is the goal. This is what we're doing. Like, we can shack up, but we're gonna have to get married and continue shacking up like that. That has to be the goal. And I'm not gonna lie. I know a lot of people are like, you know, marriage is so played out, why would you want to get married?

Divorce forates blah blah blah blahlah, and this is this and divorce is so ugly and they're gonna in the movie. But that shuts your bitch ass up, No, real shit. I really just want a man who's like yo. I just want to stand in front of gud and be like, yo, I found her. This is my person, just who I want to be with forever and never. That's what I want. That's why I get my koochie with like, that's what I want. Like, bruh, this is her, like yo, AJC, I found the one, big

dog like y'all, I want that. I want that. Y'all can say whatever y'all want to say. Y'all can try to make this city boy your city girl life cool all y'all want. But nah me, I want a nigga who wanted to tell God, Like Yo, this is her. I fox for it, This's mine. I'm gonna take this one. I got this some big dog like. I like that. I like that. I don't know. Maybe it's just me and uh. The fourth one is really funny to me because I couldn't pick one, so it was like a toss

up. So the fourth one is a back and forth between Uh. I want somebody who likes to have a good time and is financially stable or has a plan to become financially stable. And the reason I say that is because Russia, y'all. I'm a little immature. I know. I know, you ain't gotta tell me. I know, big dog, I know right, you ain't gotta tell me. I know. So I need somebody who likes to have a good time and wants to enjoy themselves and isn't like moving

like they have a stick up their ass. But I also want somebody who's emotionally stable, I'm sorry, financially stable, or has a plan to become financially stable, because I'm gonna be a responsible I'm gonna be honest. I blow money sometimes, and I need you to be able to blow money sometimes, not both at the same time. But I need us to piggyback, Like I can't explain to you why you know, I think we should go to Paris next month, and we have the expendable income to go to Paris

next month, Like, so why not go to Paris next month? I want to live life while I can live it. So it's like, and even if you don't have the expendable income, I need you to have a plan to become financially stable enough to have financial huh bruh. Listen, make that money, girl, don't let it make you. What's up? You need me to be pimp? Like what's that? No diamond? You overreacted? Like, let me know. I can help you, big dog,

what you need? What you need, But I need us to definitely be on the same page because all jokes aside, like, you know, I just want us to be able to enjoy a level of living that I'm accustomed to together. And if you're not there yet, it's fine, but I need you to already have a plan in motion to become there so that you know we can have fun the way I like that fun together. Yeah. Man, And the last one, this was a very a very interesting question

that I really would like to hear a lot of your intake on. So this person says, is a man wrong for making a female pay for a date that she was an hour relate to after rescheduling the time? Oh oh, let's talk about it. Let's discuss this person says, and it was a man. By the way, is a man wrong for making a female pay for a date that she was an hour late to after rescheduling the time?

Me personally, if that's what you felt was necessary for you to feel good about the outing, I'm gonna say no. But I do feel like when she told you that she was then going to be an hour late, you could have said, hey, this wasn't in the original timeframe that I had planned. So I very much would like to meet with you, But drop a hint or two that that bitch gonna be paying because if you wait until the bill come nine times out to saying, you're gonna be disappointed.

But I'm not mad at your big dog reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time, I'm not mad at you. That's right, bro, stand on business. Okay, let these women know not to play with you, because, first of all, can we talk about how fucking disrespectful. Can we talk about how disrespectful it is for you to say, Yo, I'm not gonna be on time. On top of I'm not gonna be on time, I'm also gonna be an hour late. Now, I don't know this woman's situation.

I don't know if she needed daycare. I don't know if she had a flat I don't know. But what I'm saying is, if she doesn't have the maturity to articulate her time gap, do what you gotta do, bro, And honestly, if it's a deal breaker and she doesn't show up or whatever the case may be, go sit your ass at the bar. Find another one. Come on, someone who knows how to articulate their time

differences. And what's gonna be going on? Because if she was really locked in and it's like, yo, like I understand, I'm an hour late. Like now, I'm not gonna hold y'all. It's gonna seem like CAP. And I know it's gonna seem like CAP. And I low key be wanting to tag niggas and like, put niggas in a conversation is not CAP. So one time I was not even one time. I can think of two separate occasions where I was very late. One of them I was forty

minutes late and the other one I was like thirty two minutes late. I know, I know I'm gonna be real with y'all. I can think of two occasions where one time I was thirty two minutes late, the other one I was forty minutes late. But you know what I did. I'm like, yo, I'm running mad late. Here go some cash, buy a drink or too. And I cashed at the money to buy a drink while they were waiting for me at the bar. Oh fuck you bench your cap.

Don't don't do me like that. Don't do me like that. This is why i'd be one to tag niggas, because like yo, I can relate, but I can't because in situations where I am running extremely late. I will cash at the person who's waiting for me, like yo, buy a drink or two. Or I will apple pay the person who's waiting for me, like, yo, buy a drink or two because I know I'm gonna be late. It's the respectable thing to do. No, no, shoan. What would you do if you was waiting for a girl and she's

like, Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna be like thirty two minutes late. Here go like forty sixty dollars buy a drinkers until I get there. What you say? That's what you say, right, that's you. I got that from what But let me ask you a question on a

lab Let me ask you a question. Does that make it okay? If I tell you I'm running extremely late and I send you money, the communication is fine because usually, like I said before, like usually when girls are late and it's not like nothing crazy and y'all feel bad, y'all be quiet, don't want to Yeah, yeah, you're communicating. I'm cool. But now it's that feeling of like, oh she gonna stand me up, then I really liked her. All that goes away when you're communicating. But if

you just have them be late and you don't respond for thirty minutes. It's crazy. Okay. So one person says it's not okay. Clever Corey says it definitely makes it okay. Uh the Real Superhero says thick okay. Hard to Fitness says can I buy you a Pepsi Quhi most hated says communication is everything. Scott Larrock seven eight says yep eight dollar brew WHI most hated said that's that got some fire emojis. I don't know. I just feel like,

ladies, I'm gonna be real with you. That's that's the new move. If you're gonna be late, be late. I'm not saying you gotta pick up the whole tab, but the least you can do is if you know you're gonna be super late, Apple paying more cash, happen them and say like, yo, I'm running late by a drink while you wait for me, and I'm not gonna lie. When you get there. You already saw stuff. You can get them out them draws. That's predatory behavior.

I didn't say that. It was a joke. I'm so sorry. Reclaiming my time. Okay, I'm listen. We like what's you say? Y'all? This episode has been all over the place, but I appreciate it because we've learned a lot of things. Number One, we've learned some new terms. We've learned about new medical conditions that we didn't know were possible. I

don't think I'm saying it right, but google it, motherfuckers. That aside, I feel like, you know, we've also tapped into, uh, being mature enough to not let our friends talk bad about the people there dating, especially if you know you're not mature enough to not make fun of that ship when they get back together. We also talked about, you know, the worst pickup lines. We talked about non negotiables. We talked about, you know, let me eat your motherfucking fries. We also talked about a

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