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Facetune Goon

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This week Stormy discovers why all the healed folk are single, discusses men who snatch their waste, getting tested on the regular & MORE!!!

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Yea, who what's up, beautiful people? Is your baby mama, favorite baby Mama, Stormy Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective. Dam Song back at it again. You know, one day I'm really gonna make my own drop so that I don't have to say that every episode, and like it really is just gonna chime in like Dryam's son. In my mind, it sounds like the guy who'll be

like daramn song by drink it. That's one. Do it sound like that to y'all, because that's what it's That's what it sounds like to me. So I just want to say before we get started, shout out to everybody who's on live. You still got time to buy a badge and support your black queen, all right, and make sure you guys chime in because I got a lot of stuff. I feel like you'll you'll have points to like

reach out and say things about. So yeah, let's get it. So first I want to say, we're recording this on December fourteenth, and this week is very special to me, y'all because December sixteenth, it's Chocolate Chip and SIPs four year Ana VERSUSU bump dump but dump bump bun. Y'all, what shop be hating on me? Y'all? Shot really be hating on me? Because it just add that sound effect. Yes, no, I want to I can be boxed, Okay, I can be in pitch perfect.

I got it, I got the skills. You know, it's so crazy this podcasting thing has. Uh. I really feel like it's one of my babies. Like I feel like it's my second or third child, because my grandma's probably my second child, so yeah, it will be my third child.

Because like I really watched this little thing grow from like me recording in my living room on my living room floor, to like me selling out shows, or me doing events with Tonight's Conversations, or me like going around fifty million times and me being able to quit my nine to five job and really just focus on this like it's crazy. It's crazy, Like I really in four years dog and I can't sit here and act like it's all me. So I want to thank Shy, I want to thank seven, I want

to thank Kyle dan Kevin. I also want to thank Courtney or CCMs, like thank you to everybody who's been a part of this journey. Because it has been ridiculous and I have loved and sometimes hated every single minute of it. So yeah, thank y'all. Four years. What's up? Five years?

We gotta celebrate, like we gotta go on vacation together, Like we all gotta like we gotta put together some type of you know, like for us and the people who be on live chiming in every week and stuff like that, Like we have to all go on vacation together and make it a thing. Shot while you're rolling your eyes cause you don't like people. Shot, don't like people. But we're gonna drag his ass too, and he won't come with us because we are family. Malby Lion said, let's go

to Vegas. Yo. Did y'all see jodasy As having a Vegas Bay residency? He's taking spot? No, no, no, they're not in the same venue. I don't think it's this. I don't even think it's the same size. Yeah, uh sure, just in his residency, but I

think it's a smaller venue. But they do have a residency coming up in Vegas, and I'm not gonna hold y'all guess whos gonna be in there singing front row, acting like fucking Keiki Palmer me me, I'm being that bitch, singing my heart out, ass cheeks out and all with that, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Dark Man seventeen said it's Shod Batman. Yes, yes, yes, Shod is Batman, very much, very elusive. Dark Okay, born and bread in the shadows. Okay,

yeah, that's shot. That's that's okay. So y'all know, I like to come on here week that we can give y'all updates on my life. What's been going on with me and uh him, y'all ain't gonna lot of this week been hard this week, these past few weeks have been hard, and it's because I feel like this is a safe space. I love y'all. Y'all love me. We appreciate how we can communicate to one another. So, y'all, I reached the point where I was woman enough to acknowledge,

bitch, you ain't having no sex. Okay, you ain't having no sex. The kushi is dry, there are spiderwebs, tumbleweeds, everything, you ain't having no sex, okay. Now realizing that I'm not having any sex. At that same time, I also realized I'm just going through some things. So I was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna stop taking

my birth control. Fuck right, like taking my birth control. Initially this whole time when I wasn't having sex, it was like, okay, but at least I know what day my period comes on, Like at least I know. But now I'm like, I don't even feel like that shit, no word, so I stop taking my reference ow y'all. And I have never been so horny in my life. I have never in all my day y'all, my cushi been so hard. Oh my god, my cushi has

been so fucking hard. Like I'm not gonna lie in a the beginning, I thought it was like, oh, you're just being in your head because you're not having sex, and like you know, you know your hormones off because you stopped your birth show. But no, y'all, Like I found myself like rocking in chairs like low key trying to rub one out, and I'm like, bro, what is happening to me? I'm becoming a sexual dedo? Like things are happening. My cushi has been so hard, y'all,

so fucking hard. Right, So then like yesterday, I started getting this pain like I started getting this pain and back, and then I got paranoid because I was like, oh my god, what if I'm getting blue walls. Listen to me. Listen to me. You know how like men get blue balls, what if I'm getting blue walls? And that's what this pain is. It's like bulding up in my lower Backus, Yo, listen, I'm struggling. I'm having a hard time. Right. So I didn't

get a chance to do as much research as I wanted to. But y'all think blue walls is a real thing. I think I got blue walls, y'all. I think I got blue walls. The Blue Professor says, Welcome to the Sexual Deviant Club. We meet twice a month. I think I'm in that bitch kiing me. J says blue walls is crazy. Tell that to my vagina. Okay, I know it's crazy. Mark will be real, said cut said what I do, y'all? I'm struggling, like I'm really struggling, So like, okay, now this is gonna sound crazy,

but I try to answer. I want to try to answer honestly. Right, How do how what? How do you cure blue balls without ejaculating? I just have to rub one out. So for me to cure my blue walls, I have to rub one out. Well, I mean, yeah, the point of having blue balls is because you're backed up. Now I'm back the fuck up. You know what? You know? Not only did I start my birth control, I'm not having sex. I also threw away my rose. Y'all. I know, I know it's his teeth over something

else. But you you would have, you would have broken ship. Listen, I think that whed Listen. I'm not even gonna hold you like I think. Okay, this is gonna sound crazy for hear me out right. I think my cuschi is gonna do like an earring hole, Like if you don't put an earring in it, it close up. Like two more months. I'm gonna be a born again virgin, like two more months. Say my number in your phone as the virgin marry because I'm near like I feel

it. I feel it. It's gonna close like an earring hole. I feel it. We're on Amazon, that's sure. Kingmy j said someone found it and it's using it. Now that's disgusting. That is gross. It didn't think though, and it was clean. It was clean, so but this is completely off topic and off the rails, But I just wanted to get this out because so I'm very particular with my toys, even though right now I don't have any toys because, like I said, I threw the

more away. So when I'm finishing with my toys, each time, I wipe them off, right, But like with my wines or my actual dildos or whatever, Not so much my wines, but definitely my dildos, like and like, my, what are these things? Cause it looks like a j kind of I don't know what it was a call, but I'll be using a condom? What what that makes me weird? I know it make me weird. I don't know why I freaky. I know it makes me weird because I use a condom. That makes me a freaky auntie. How

how it makes clean up? First of all, a lot of y'all striking because y'all don't clean your toys, and that's why it'd be smelling like moldy cheese, the fish market and everything else. Okay, when they pause, we wouldn't know anything about that. I'm just saying, like, in order to, you know, not have to put all your toys in a dishwasher or in order to not have to so oakum like a pair of bloody jeans, your shoes like hundom and just take it off, go to trash.

Okay, guys, when you open the drawer, yeah, no, Seriously, if your girlfriend toy stink, it's because she's not cleaning them like seriously. Heavy Ec says safe sex, not trying to have battery babies. Do the hell? I thought this was a safe face. You're not begging in safe space, and I don't like space for us to talk. Marco b Real says, auntie want to stay safe and not wanting to stay safe.

It's you know, shortening cleanup time. Fuck y'all. Dark Man seventeen says you're going to get me in trouble with my wife talking about your cuchie like that out loud. Oh my bad, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Renut to six seven cent, that's smart. Renut I don't known a breezy two three five seven says you put a condom on a dildo and do and do. First of all, let me to make things clear right, I don't care. Right, I'm a type of person where when I pleasure myself with

my toys. I use the condom. It makes clean up a lot easier. Okay, in order to have to prevent you wiping everything down, putting in a dishwasher, X, Y, and Z, just use a condom and then take it off and throw it in the trash. Now, you still would have to periodically from time time just wipe everything down just to make

sure you're getting all the juices and natural berries off of it. But you know, I sometimes then in your man's trash can, I said, if you found the condom in your man's trash can, he said that he was masturbating in the condom. Because you don't make a mess, you believe him. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. So Sean said, if I found a used kindom in my man's trash can and he said he was using it to masturbate, what I believe? I mean, that's that's a mess, Savor. It is a mess, Savor. It is a

mess, Savor. But hopefully when not getting man, we don't got to masturbate no more. But if you're going on the show or like on the road, that's a good point. I don't know, I want to mess. Blessed Bodies Fitness, says, so is the blue walls due to the main one acting up, lack of viable options or personal goal? Says raw I'm gonna be real, the the blue walls is because I'm just not dating nobody right now. And I know a lot of times people will be like,

oh, you know that's cat. You got so many fucking options. These men want to fuck me, and I don't feel like sifting through the niggas that want to fuck me to find my husband. So I'm gonna take accountability and say, for the past few months, I have just not been dating. Like I've just been sitting in my house watching Hulu. And you know, I lost just like that. I'm now Hulu ambassador. You know, I'm just yourking. But no, I don't know. I've just really

been in my house. I've been happy with myself, and I know that that's not the way to find my husband. But whatever, I just may having myself. I'm gonna get back out there. Damn give me a chance. Okay, I'm gonna get back out there. Crazy, I'm gonna wait to podcast off your ass. See I thought this was a safe space. It is just you. So I mentioned that you know, I haven't really

been dating, and I'm really just been in the house. And you know, when you take time and find comfort in your solace, that's when you have the best epiphanies. Okay, that's when all the good thoughts come right. When you are really truly happy and content with being by yourself and enjoying your own company, this is when you have the best ideas. This is when you have a better communication with God, because this is direct violine when

you got all this static noise going on in the background. So during this time period, I had some great thoughts, made some great revelations. One of them, y'all, praise yourself. I made. I made an amazing discovery. Okay. I figured out why all the healed or people who've worked on themselves, Like I really figured out. I'm trying to figure out how to say this without sounding like a dick. Okay, I figured out why all the people who's worked on themselves and healed and X, Y and Z.

I figured out why they're all single. It's because I'm going to go outside. It's because I'm going to go outside. I figured out why all the people are healed and have worked on themselves why they can't find a relationship. It's because we don't go outside. Now. I don't know. Maybe I'm just speaking for me. This message gonna reach somebody. Maybe it's not okay for me personally. There are a lot of factors that make me not want to go outside. Number one is people, Okay, because I want

you people. Number two, if the parking situation is not solidified. Maybe if I got stuck on the block too many times, okay, if the parking is too high. If the parking is too high, I'm going home. Okay, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. And then when I sit back and think about all the goodness that comes with my home, Okay, baby, you can't beat this ship and clothes bro bruh, not to miss. I hate when I have company. If I have to put on a bra and it's a lackluster environment. I have an

attitude. Okay, I have an attitude. Like I don't know about y'all, but my house is lit. Okay, the alcohol is free, all right, the snacks is fire. The crime rate is low, Like what the fuck? It is late over here? Okay? I got all the streaming services, like come on, come on internet jumping. Okay, what what like business class? What's up? Come on? Like my house is

very tempted. But I realized all the people who are running to who are really solid individuals, and anyone would love to be in a relationship with them. It's like we're all single because we don't go outside. We like being in the house, y'all. We gotta get outside. We gotta get outside.

Like me, personally, I really was like on a tangent like yo, I just know one of these days, my husband's just gonna knock down this fucking door and be like, yo, I was looking for you, and I'm like, yeah, here, I am, hey here, i am, like you know, And then I had to be real with myself and realize that's not gonna fuck hamp it. You gotta get your ass up and go outside, right So, I know it pains me, it really it pains me to say this, but y'all, we gotta go outside.

Ill ill I'll try next year. Marco b Real says having your own places life exactly exactly. Dart Man seventeen says, Okay, I'm coming to your house. Then listen. I'm just saying, Hayvy ec says, being hell requires your person to commit a B and E to get you yes, yes, Like, bro, just come knock down my door. No, don't say that. I'm not gonna say that, and I'm not I take that back. A Breezy two three five seven says speaking speaking truth to the tenth

power Outfite says her Hulu is at home. Sherlockin says, outside is weird, so weird, so weird. Marco b Real says, because ain't nobody worth finding outside Adonna's and Noba says they gotta go outside and talk to people like ugh, and talk to people like going outside always reminds me that it's a lot of people who weren't raised the way I was, and that in itself is a doozy. I don't feel like explain it to nobody who ordered

quote unquote the gratuity. I don't feel like explaining nobody how we should split the bill. Okay, Like you don't understand how hold works, bruh, You don't know how. You don't know that if you use cash, they gonna charge your shit a little of money. You're gonna get mad about it, bruh. And not even that I don't feel like trying to split the bill seventeen ways. I don't feel like trying to explain why you know what this this is me personal, this is this is my own personal right right.

I feel like for the past few years, even before I've elevated where I am now, I just felt like, yo, I'm that bitch, right, And when you go outside, I feel like there are women who crave attention and there are women who garner attention right. And I feel like the women who crave attention is like a few drinks and they talking about like yea, I'm trying to figure out what bitch is looking at, or like

they just try and trick upside down to like cause the crowd. And then there are women who just naturally get attention by just being dope, being cute, being themselves. And that's me. So when I go out and you're trying to shake your ass, they have a whole bunch attention, Like baby, you make it a block hot. I don't want that. I don't want that. Now. I'm not saying we can't dance. We can enjoy ourselves, we can have a box, we can have a groove, but

you're throwing an ass on a circle. You pussy popping in the handstand like you're doing your best sexy red impersonation, like baby you respectfully. That doesn't go with my vibe. It next to me, yes, right next to me. Sneeze. Now you got people thinking we came together. So what we came into uber together the way you acting, we didn't? All right, that's it in that's all these girls like that in front of me. I'll ascribe to that. Dark Man seventeen says, I don't like going outside.

Just spend money. That's another thing. I Lennox says, so you got it? Thing cool? Oh man, I pressed a wrong button. Sorry, y'all, Sorry y'all. Heavy ec says outside smell like people. And that's another fucking thing with outside. All Right, I said it before and I'll say again. I feel like, just how, just how we have a separate compartment or not a separate compartment. What would they be called? You know how we have like smoking and non smoking zone. I feel

like we should have aluminum and aluminum free deodorant zones. Okay, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care about how bad you're trying to fight cancer. I don't care about how bad you want to fucking increase the environment. I don't care. Y'all stink. Okay, I feel like we should have different zones. Okay. Maybe I know you're trying to keep your body pure. Okay, I know you're trying to eliminate putting all these toxins in your body, and you know, prevent cancer and X, Y and

Z. That's cool, But like you can't reapply. This is a genuine question about yo. The one thing you're trying to figure out to make it last long. When you use this aluminum free deodorant, are you not allowed to reapply? Because I'm all for whatever journey you're on, I'll support you in that, but when you start infringing upon my nostrils, we have to renegotiate because something isn't sitting well with me. Like it, don't it,

don't do it. Like I'm all for you going outside smelling like natural juices and berries, but once they start to mold, baby, we need to figure out something else. Something else needs to happen here. Outfits says preach them natural doo folks be mega right, smelling like immediate rejection. Rejection ha ha. Aaron Nash says, some people you have to tell them, let that water braid your ass. Scott People says, yeah, you're supposed to

reapply. I don't think they know that they are supposed to reapply. I think that's something that we haven't just you know, got to go. Ham two one two six says I just upgraded my ten year old sun deordering. Told them that Vegas shit ain't cutting it. I'm not gonna hold you. Last year, I had to upgrade my son deodorant too. We was on that Tom's Natural deodorant. We was on that tussy. Okay, the real ones know what that tussy is. You know what that tussy is, that

roll on tussy. But the rad top those are the real ones, all right. I said, yeah, you've grown, baby, you gotta use grown deodorant. Now you gotta cut all that shit out. Okay, we're gonna get you some adult yodorant. Now you done did it? Congratulations. You didn't graduated. You didn't graduated, baby, you didn't graduated. Hold on you, I'm trying to swipe down. Give me one second. Winds of Change says aluminum free deodorant doesn't make me smell bad. Your body has

to get used to it. Okay, whatever it is, all right. This is a good point, though, This is a good point. And to be clear, aluminum free deordorant does not make you smell bad because sometimes your body do have to get used to it. But while you're in your transitioning period, you should do that at home. Okay, transition at home, all right, because when you come outside smelling like the Hogy factory. Okay, when you come outside smelling like a fucking bowl full of tears from

cut onions, that's not fair to us. That's that's that's that's not fair to us. It's not it's not and it's not all right, hold on, heart break, CJ said, not mold, yes, mold xx the plug? What's up? So yeah, I'm not sure how we got here or the things that took place, But long story short, single people who are good, qualified single people and look for a relationship. Unfortunately, we gotta go outside, y'all. And I know I hate that for me, I hate that for you, I hate that for us, But we gotta

go outside. Oh my god, Sky People says, your diet can't be horrible either. If if you want to wear a lumina free deordorant. Yes, yes, And I'm not even gonna say to the alumina free deorderant people, like just period, Like if your diet is trash, women know, men know, we know, right, Like if when you go to the bathroom, I gotta let that bitch breathe, Okay, if when you go urinate, like not even like a number two, if you go number one, and I gotta air this bitch out light a match X Y and Z

spraight of air freshener. Baby, What the last time you had a glass water? When the last time? When the last time? And I feel like water is a it's becoming a forgotten trade amongst our people. And when I say our people, I mean humans, okay, like and not even that even more specifically, like black people, y'all not drinking enough water. And I know because some of y'all black is starting to crack. Oh some

of y'all, some of y'all, y'all the black is cracking. And I hate that for us, all right, it's because you are fucking dehydrated. Stop this. I hate this for us, Like at yourself, how much water did you drink today? How much water did you drink today. Shot, how much water did you drink today? Like a bottle? See, we need to drink more water, y'all, drink more water. Outfit says, who you aren't needing all the periodic table elements? A lot of people,

honestly, that's the unfortunate part. A lot of people. A lot of people. Ones up Change says, how you don't drink water when your body is compromised of like sixty percent water? You needed to function? Baby. I know, but I'm starting to think that the universe doesn't know, or majority these people out here don't know because it's trash. It's trash, it's trash, and it's like trash, and I hate that for us. Trashide. Oh oh oh, it's gross, it's gross. I'm happy that

we were able to have this talk today. Outfite says, that's cracking, Porcelain. I'm so happy that we were able to have his talk today and we were able to come to certain conclusions. I love this for us, y'all. I feel like I hinted to it earlier, but I feel like the universe now just be sending me content like it's no rhyme or reason to it. Like the universe knows. Hey, girl, that's not your husband,

that's not your man. This ain't even gonna be somebody you can get a booty cheeks too, But you know what it is gonna be content. Okay. So I started talking to this guy and we exchanged social media's and things are going great. It's very lighthearted. It's not consistent. First red flag was my man wanted to be on the phone all the time. Baby, I'm busy, okay, I'm an entrepreneur, I'm a mother, I take care of my grandmother. I can't talk to you on the phone all

day. I just can't do it right. But you know, when I had time, I was making time for him, send him a text like, Hey, I got this meeting today, I got that meeting today. Here's when I have time to talk. I got this coming up. Blah blah blah blah. Right. So my man, like literally on day one, was like, hey, I just feel like it's a red flag. You don't have enough talking for me. And I'm like, bro, first of all, today's day one. We had a few conversations like you're being

a little bit fucking toxic. But I digress, right, So y'all know I don't like when people be off the back super sexual me. Like, if dick is all you have to offer, just say that. And unfortunately it's not gonna work here because I don't even want that shit. Like I I the dick is not enough. The dick isn't enough. The dick isn't enough. Like as hard as my couchie is, the dick isn't enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the android screenshots. You should clarify yourself to

be clear. The dick isn't enough because I am overwhelmed with dick. I have dick falling out of my pockets. I'm not taking it. I have an abundance of dick that I don't want. When I say I don't want, it's just like, what else do you have to offer other than dick? Like, bro, come one dick again? Aid pictures, You niggas with these android pictures getting on so uh long story short, like day two, day three, you talking and something says, hey, just go through

his Instagram page. Hey, take the time, go through his Instagram page. Maybe there was something that you missed that picked up on like this nigga is a little you know out there, right y'all. I go through these pictures. This. I go through this nigga's pictures, right, I hit like picture four on his timeline and this nigga snatching his waisting on his pictures. Y'all, I cannot make this stuff. Okay, This ron man is using photoshop, face tune something and sucking his waist it all right. And

he's a gym nigga. He being a gym heavy. His whole profile is like, you know, fitness stuff, firefighter Barbie R Smash smash, smash smash will yo yo yo yo A breezy two three five seven saying, wait, what bro this man, this man who is in the gym consistently, he has muscles, he has a nice shape. I can see he's snatching his waist in in his photos. Yeah, and then that wasn't even it. As I'm going through, y'all know, I'm a content creator. I

know the tips, I know the tricks, I know everything. So imagine my surprise when I see this guy I'm talking to is snatching his waisting on Instagram. Imagine my surprise when I see this man is snatching his waist in like a bad bitch bruh. Imagine my surprise when I see this man snatching his waist in like a battye And that's not even the worst part about it.

You aren't even doing it well. Like I can see the machines in the background on the gangstanling like you in front of the Smith machine, and the Smith machine is gonna lean back, like baby, no, no, what is happening right now? So then as I'm scrolling through where I see all your like up close selfies are filtered, like you're using the no filter on Instagram or you're using enhance on face tune, like as a content creator. Baby, I know, Baby, I know, but it was the

multiple photos of you snatching your waist in poorly for me. We both can't be the bad bitch. We both can't be a battie like we have to take turns like yeah, I'd rather just y'all heavy, he says, A matrix waiste is wow, poppy smooth. Ford says, wait a minute, so what the gym not doing for him? And this is what I was confused about, right, I just want to reiterate, this is a man who's in shape and you're snatching your waist into unbelievable portions like even mister Universe

don't look like this baby, what are you doing? Like, what's happening here? No? Seriously, Nero domind seven one seven says Wayste trainer William Wayte trainer William is wild right now. Wilin Wilin Wolins tractor villain said bad bitch Ben bad bitch Man is crazy. Yeah, A breezy two three five seven says Waite Snatcher for real, I rob a on one says I went to high school with a brother that does this. It's outlandish for a man

to embrace the dad bye broachers. Photoshop pop is crazy, y'all. I'm not gonna lie, y'all gotta be I'm gonna put on the shirt that's a good one. Seriously, when I get my beer gray photoshop popping out, says the face Tune Goon altered all the photos like, yeah, this is gonna get them right here. And you know what, this gives me to my next This gives me to my next point. Right. I felt so betrayed and I'm like, yo, fellas, I got an honest question.

How do y'all feel when y'all meet women on the internet and when you meet her in person, she don't look the way her pictures look like she you know, might not have the clearer skin, or she might not have the smallest waist, or she might have a little bit of a tummy more than she does in her photos. Like does that effect your because I'm not gonna lie I felt betrayed. No, I felt betrayed. I felt hoodwinked, swing the door like bemboozled like catfish, but I wasn't exactly like catfish,

but I wasn't. You was a ten, but you're really a six in a head? What y'all be or it's just me and I know this is gonna be like like you say you five to six, but that's only what he's on. First of all, don't talk about height because every nigga who said he's six' one is actually five eleven. Six one doesn't exist. Okay, I'm here standing on six' one as a height does not exist. You're either five eleven okay, six foot or six two okay. The six

to one category, it doesn't exist. Because every man who I ever ran into who was six to one, he was five eleven six foot with Tim's on stopped cap. That's crazy. Stop it. I've had enough all right. A Breezy two three five seven says not gonna lie that shit does irk me? J nine two one five says catfish candy, Poppy Smooth says treat bag me, Damn I rob it. On one says as a woman, you should have heavy EC says those are called decepticons. Yo yo yo,

I am crying. J ninety one five says if a nigga competing to be sexier than you, that's a problem. That's crazy. But I'm serious, Like, what do y'all say when y'all run into women who don't look like they're pictures? I'm curious because in my mind, first of all, a long story short, we end up stop talking because my man really wanted to be able to HOMEE twenty four seven like, baby, I'm busy, I'm making money now I'm worried that you're not doing the same. So, you

know, eventually went back and forth. I'm like, hey, respectfully, I just feel like I'm not the girl for you. I don't have the time that you are requiring right now. We're at different points in our lives. Y'all know my favorite line, good luck on your journey, Because one thing I'm gonna do, baby is I'm gonna wish you well in your journey because it ain't with me, all right, respectfully, And it's no shade other than him snatching in his waist. That was a little bit of shade,

but it's no shade. It's just I'm not the girl for you, right. But I really say all this to get to be snatching a waist. Nigga, What y'all do when y'all run into women who don't look like they pictures? Let me know. Aaron Nash seven three says a shape shifter. Cool Laklan says, I smile and grin and never talk to her again. That's what I am crying. Seven and says, you just got a squint and ask him where you know them from. Oh my god, y'all

are fucking She just got to the restaurant she's about to eat. I robbed on one says the time where I was meeting a woman that was initiated online, I scope out from a distance to see her before she sees me, and if she cappin, I'm dipping. Strifted villain says, Honestly, I tell them I ain't interested. I respect that I'll face I wish to show MTV next was around on your episode would be bananas, we should do it? That would be I like that. J ninety five said, it's already

enough transformers out here. I'm too old to be catfish going to jail today. King Crest says for you. From Temp says, by stranger, I don't know who you are. Listen. Nigrodama says, broboard it back with the MTV shows. Well, listen, that's that's good. I feel like, you know, we got I think I am. That's good. I feel like the best part of this conversation is knowing that I'm not alone and feeling like I've been Bam. You attract a lot of sass. You know

what. I ain't gonna hold you like I don't even like saying that word, but like for throw, like from the nigga who cried in bed and then and then the ball and then now you face snash waistass nigga and then the bul cry in bed was a firefighter like he was holding. He was holding, he was hold niggas over his shoulders, moaning. He didn't cry, he was moaning. Bro. He was moaning at a different octave than I'm used to that's a girl. He held niggas over his shoulder with a

mask on. But you know what of respectfully, I I don't think that I attract a lot of sassy niggas. I think that I provide a safe space for men to be themselves. And it doesn't always go bad until you know you phone number? No no, no, no, no no, you want to talk on the phone, Like what are you doing? Shut up? But thin It's eight o'clock in the morning, even got to get ready for work, yo, And I'm not gonna hold you like. I'm like, yo, I'm in a meeting. My meeting's running over. I'm

an his short. When I'm done, he says, okay, and then he hit me up like two hours later, like damn, I'm still alive. I exist, And I'm like, bro, this is day two? What the fuck is happening? How do you feel? What you mean? I feel to be an? How I feel? Seriously, I feel that's how women be. Stop. How does it feel? How to feel? How to feel? Girls gonna be like, da, how's it feel? I don't believe you. How's it feel? How's it feel? Said? How does it feel? How the feel? Is that? How women be

all, especially when you stop talking to them. If I say I'm busy and I got things to do, especially when you stalking attention two hours later some nonsense. How's it feel? Oh damn, you're doing too much. I'm talking to you getting ghosted. I don't like it. Out feel says good job Shot Bello question wow, Scotland Rocks says yes, y'all do Excellent one says yes. Aaron Age seventy three says a hundred. Eric Sawyer says that's how they be. Wow, I just keep going. Rod says yes,

that's how a lot of women are. It's a splicit. Bias says not early on though, thank you, sis uh. At least one says girls be doing the fucking most for you. From Temp says go touch some grass, shorty, I'm busy. A Breezy two three five seven says hell yeah, wow, I feel it. Feel overwhelmed right for no reason, like you're just like yo, I just want to be mean to you, So something like what is wrong? Would you? It's that bad out here? Yo? You know what I'm I'm gonna say the ones you least expect,

the thuff, the douggest baddest dawns. You'd be like, yo, like you won't even giving me no attention like that. Now all of a sudden, you on my phone acting like this is crazy. Like I'm gonna say, I know that sometimes I speak from a place of privilege, and I speak from experiences that may be one sided. I didn't know that there are a lot of women doing that to the point where you know, everybody

chimed in in the shed. I didn't know, you know how you how y'all say that when a guy says that when him and acting too masculine, but that's because they're in front of the wrong guy. It's the same thing with y'all when y'all we get we know like how you ask me how you

know she's the one? I know? I do to cracked the cold when you acting like that, especially when it's like catching me off guard, because I'm like, oh, you really fuck with me, because you know, when you first meet somebody that chases like, I ain't going too much for the other person. But when she do that, it's like that's fun by smile. Okay, but what about women who do that right off the bat?

Yeah, you're doing too much okay, right, okay, Heavy Eat says once he starts, what are you doing to death, it's over for me. That's a that's crazy, that's the thing. Four three two X says, yeah, y'all doing too much, and y'all are very hypocritical. That's crazy. I'm so sorry that you guys have to deal with that. Negro domind seven one seven says, let you not say good morning by nine am? You get in the whole course out text. Yeah, that's crazy.

I'm so sorry. I hate that for you. Sorry, y'all allergies, I don't care. Fuck y'all, I did not know. I'm so bewildered right now. I am taking aback. I'm taking aback. I can't believe it. Ladies. We gotta stop. We gotta stop, ladies, right now, right now, right now, right now. Okay. And to the few men who act like this to pay attention, that's when you first meet somebody, you cannot expect them to give you their full attention because

they don't know you. Not even because they don't know you. At the end of the day, you should never enter somebody's life and you're their number one priority. What the fuck was they doing before you came here. You don't think that's a little suspicious. You don't think that's a little weird. You don't think that's a little off. Okay, if you walk into somebody's life and they're able to give you twenty four to seven access to them, whether it be phone, text, FaceTime call at the drop of a dime,

what are you doing? Fuck is he doing? What is she doing? What are they making money? How are they making money? Like I purposely don't answer messages because I know I'm not gonna be able to continue the conversation, so I'm literally gonna leave you there so when I'm not busy, I can answer it. And it's a difference between someone having talk to you all day. It's a difference between someone having a life, someone having standards,

boundaries, etc. And someone just ignoring you. We're not talking about somebody ignoring We're talking about someone who has a fulfilling life that you're entering. Maybe there's no reason why you should be able to talk ten them twenty four seven. That's a little strange me personally, I don't never want to be your number one. Just having a kid cut your time off percent. If we are just meeting. I never want to be your number one priority.

I want you to be your number one priority. And then I fall where the chips lay because at the end of the day, you being you is more important than you trying to appease to me, because that's never gonna end well. Given attachment, it's given very much. PFA on the way, Okay, it's giving very much. I'll see you at the courthouse. Okay. It's not gonna end well. It's not gonna end well. And we

have to make sure that we are recognizing these red flags early. Is that considered malelu like when males when lulu, is that them being emotional bitch ass niggas? Or is there no, no, no, no no no. I don't. I don't think it's no such thing as a male bitch ass nigga. I think there are men who don't have appropriate standards and boundaries when it comes to their emotions, whether it be them exerting too much or them withholding too much, because I think both can go into you being a bitch

ass nigga. Like being sassy isn't always because a man wants to express himself or tell you what's going on or tell you how he feels or you know, because he wants to do the things that he likes. Being sassy to me is also you withholding your emotions, because, bro, what the fuck is this holding your emotions? Didn't having an attitude? Bro, you wentholding your emotions, not you having a temper tantrum? Hold on, hold on, This is sassy to me, like you'll be talking about oh men who

eat the bread that come out first at the restaurant in sassy. No. No, If a man does not know how to express his emotions and feelings to me and communicates, maybe you're being sassy. You you acting very feminine right now. Now you're throwing a temper tantrum, syst I don't like that we communicate over here, big done, Like, yeah, it's cool to take a moment to gather your thoughts, but don't have an attitude the like

Okay, listen, I can't really talk to you right now. And you know what, I'm glad you said that because I'm all for you singing to me. Hey, I'm not able to articulate my feelings properly right now. I'm just gonna take a second, cool, take the time. Thank you for communicating that to me. But if you just gone look at me calling your phone three times, or look at me texting you or not answer, and that's you, baby, that's you being sassy. I don't like that.

I don't like that, and I rarely call him in sassy, but certain behavior is very sassy to me. Communicate you're an adult, like, what the fuck? G four? What that's why I took my refe your red receipts Oh no, I still got my red receivers being read and I don't be. I don't be on my phone some time I get back,

you be reading them. But you don't like God? Please, outfit says this dialogue here top tier SIPs PINOI yeah, my face a breezy two three five seven says God, first, yourself, second, your family third, and then her yes, yes yes, dash forward three sixty five says I don't like hearing as soon as we meet, she says she dating with a purpose off the top. Uh, you know what, can I just touch on this for a second, right vocabulary, I just want to touch on

this for a second. Ladies, when you first meet a man, stop telling him you dating with intentions. Stop telling him you dating with a purpose, show him, show him. Like if you telling this man, I'm dating with a purpose, you're telling this man, I'm dating with a purpose, but you's fucking him on the first night. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? You telling this man I'm

moving with intentions, but you're sending him naked photos on day two. It's crazy when you walk into a situation and I expecting sex and get sex stone at you. Yeah, it's crazy. Like as a man, you're like, do I take this? No, I didn't hear. I wasn't here for this, Like what exactly? Like you you know how? And I hate this phrase, but you know how they say you know what's understood and

ain't gotta be said right your standards and stand on that ship. The way you move will go on a way more respect than whatever you're saying out your

mouth, because words are one thing, but your actions is another. Okay, And you telling me you out here moving like my Angelo, but you're actually out here moving Like I don't want to say sexy Red because I feel like I keep saying sexty red a lot and shout out to sexy Red like no, shade sa, it's not shade, but like you're out here acting like you moving like my Angelo, but you actually out here moving like you

know, somebody who's trying to get their bills paid. So what's up, what we're doing, What we're doing, Let's bureau honestly, honestly, like you got you gotta set your standards and stand on that shit for real, for real, fellas, Come here for a second. We need to talk. We need to talk, fellas. And this is something that's been sitting on my heart for a minute, and I hate it has to come to this, but I feel like if an't nobody else gonna tell you, you

know, your big dog story got you okay? And I just want to say, I don't know who needs to hear this, but just because that girl got tested, don't mean you don't need to get tested. You still got it, You still got okay, you can still have it all right, you can okay, but hold up. Her test results came back negative. You still got it. You still got it, okay, hold up, but I ain't even got no symptoms. You still got it, okay, you could still have it all right? Hold up, but I did

the ear wax test and it came back negative. You still got it your yeah, like, okay, so this is something down south, shit right, hear me out, hear me out. Okay, listen to me. Okay, you put airwax on your ding, ding, and if it don't burn you good, Okay. But I did the peroxide test. It came back cool. It didn't bubble, no nothing. You still got it. Okay. I don't care if you're doing the air wax test, peroxide tests,

anything, baby, you still could have it, all right. And this mentality that a lot of y'all have, well, okay, but my girl came back cool, so I don't need to get to that's false, false accusations. Okay, it's not real. It's not real, and I hate that for y'all. I hate that for y'all. It's like, oh oh, but I ain't got no symptoms and you still could have it. You still got it. You still could have it. Like it's the wildest shit ever to me. Long story short, if you are going Monday night

raw, you still could have it. Go get tested. Thank you? All right? Out, Fie says Noah, say what's understood as well? Communication and clarity all the way. Negrodmond seven one seven says unexpected, unexpected pussy be like playing with Flora's lava. I hate y'all so much. I really hate y'all. H hold on week Oh wait, let me score down, y'all. I'm one like two conversations. I like, I like your chat On one says Monday Night Raw, Yes, Monday Night Raw, and

the lab Sport says we're part of down South, not North Carolina. I'm still, I'm still. It's a thing. It's a thing. Riley dot d Roacher says, hey, yo, how old are? Respectfully? I can't tell if you hello wise have just been through a lot. I've been through a love baby a lot like it's Devin one on one says in the nineteen forty two Steve Ergo Transformation Chamber, BS is that crazy, y'all? Get on my nerves Outfice says, goes to the white lab coats meet with

the scrubs. Cask Jack one says, because they stopped teaching sex at negro Domin seven one seven says, go get tested fellas every six months at least time to treat man. Seven and five says air wax tests. That's wild different, listen, I ain't even hear the peroxide, think I just go to the doctors. Listen, No, seriously like that fellas, Like seriously, if y'alln't hear nothing else on this chat, nothing else today, Like I don't care how many times you'll surety come back when negative tests. You

need to get tested yourself. And I know that for whatever reason, y'all like to use this as a measure of healthy statistics. But I am telling you your surety can be negative and you can be positive. Yeah, trust for valide. But also there could be other things picked up on that, Like it might not just be like sex. Yeah, I have other things wrong. And you know what, that's why half y'all got hot blood pressure here they might see something seriously, but that's why that's why half y'all got

hot blood pressure and you don't know it. Okay, walk around here with hot cholesterol. Okay, walk around fatty arteries because you don't gonna get tested. Go get tested, go get go get it annual. When the last time you hit an annual? Bro, When the last time you had some blood work? Bro? And before you go get your blood work, make sure you drink a lot of water because it makes your blood come out easier prostet Thank you, thank you. I think it's all funny games too.

You gotta turn around and cough? Then what then? What then? What? Exactly? Stracted villain says, I do it before every new partner. Uh for you from tempt says niggas always coming up with fake tests. Yeah. If you out here still faking your my chart, go to hell. If you are out here faking your results, go to hell. That's okay. I don't know who needs to hear this, but everything that was around in nineteen ninety five when they took easy e's still here. Go get tested.

My niggas, damn damn nigger domind seven one seven said that's a jail sentence, and I hope it is. If you are your faking test or if you are purposely passing ship. I don't care if it's the clap, gonorrhea, syphilis, whatever, it don't always have to be the blicker. If you are passing things and you know you have it, you deserve jail. Jail, that's aggravated. All I'm saying is the winter time is when everyone likes to cuddle in the house, hibernate, and make poor decisions.

Okay, make sure you're getting tested for sure? For sure? All right, guys. So now we're going to get into the edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is where we like to read questions, stories, comments that you guys sit in and we'll usually put a prompt up on whatevery day that we record. But if you have a story that you want to put in and it's not on the day that we put a prompt up or it's too long to fit into the prompt, you can always email me

at inquiries at stormyp ea dot com. Okay, so before you ask a question, you should you should look at episodes because because you guys asked the same questions everything. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, y'all, I know, we I know, we don't know. We said it before, and I'm gonna say it again. Every week. Y'all ask me the same three questions. Are you single? Do you like anal? Okay, it was the third one shot nothing. I just didn't want I just want to tell

you that you're beautiful, yes, yes, no question. I just want to say you're beautiful, hey, guys, or we could progress, Okay, can I ask you twenty one questions and all about us, or you can ask me questions to progress the fucking to the gap between the relationship dating pool. Okay, so let's do that instead of just asking the same questions. It's never going to be about them cowboys. Somebody don't allow So how

about them cowboys? Never never about the cowboys? Okay, So the first question, what is it about me in a relationship that attracts single women? Fellas, if you have some insight, please tapping on alive. Ladies, if you have some insight, please tap on alive. I'm going to ask the question again, what is it about me and a relationship that attracts single women? Men? Women like men the relationship or being men, and y'all want that, baby, These single women want to be in a relationship.

Okay, it ain't got nothing to do with you. I don't care how fine you think you are. I don't care how much you think you have going for yourself. If you are publicly displaying you treating your girl, right, there are a multitude of single woman who want that goddamn spot, all right. I don't care if you are putting on a facade, and it's not even how you move in real life. If a woman sees you treating another woman good and it ties into what she feels like she deserves. Baby,

she gonna try you. She gonna try you shoot or shoot my god, okay, respectfully shooters shoot. And you know what a lot of times y'all really be moving like y'all think y'all that nigga and you're not your fault yo, Like y'are really not that nigga. You just treat it crazy. The fact that y'all know y'all be doing that, but the don't wonder why the yeah, why you're here? Yes, yes, ask me why,

like respectfully. As much as you think you're that nigga, I guarantee if you did not have a girl, you wouldn't get that much play on your page like as And don't get me wrong, I know that the allure of being single is is plentiful as well. I know you get attention from per per. I know you get attention from portraying that you are single, but it's never going to be as much attension you're gonna get for showing that you are in a loving relationship. And I still ain't give them enough play,

ruh. There is there is outfit says, a lot of Lady Draymond's out here lurking and waiting. You gotta relax, you gotta relax. I don't agree with how they're changing Raymond Green, just so you know. But that's the conversation for another time. A breezy two three five seven says women want what they can't have for you from temp says, or some people just like

competition that chases everything they don't even really want the person. Sometimes My only, my only, my only pushback with that is I feel like that might pertain to men, but when it comes to women specifically, like especially because the playing field is bad for us, right it's it's real bad. So when we see something that aligns with what we feel like we deserve, there are some women, there are a lot of women who are absolutely gonna go

for it. Absolutely. Nigrodamins seven one seven said women like that definitely beat niggas and do and do and do. Dash for three sixty five says facts, I have more fun when I had a girl versus now being single. See see see it's a real thing. As much as you think you are that man, there's a woman who is desiring the intimacy, the company, the gratification that comes with a man. That's why you go to the club with your girlfriend's gonna try. She definitely gonna try to strip. Club is

the best thing because that's what they do. Self spit Fire says not all women are bold enough for real, and the ones that do who are aggressive, listen, it cus to be the most baby. You gotta have something. You gotta have something like push back right next one? Uh what uh? Dating in your thirties is trash? What are some ways to make it less trash? And I'm very curious to what you guys have to say in Alive, so I'm read again. It says dating in your thirties is trash?

What are some ways to make it less trash? I feel like the only reason dating period is trash it is because we're not standing on business. We're not we're not standing on business. All right, Jordan, how did you like a light skin? But guys, let me tell you why, right, especially women, we'd be like, oh, in order for a guy to get my time, my body, my x Y and Z, he gotta do this, this, this, this and this. Okay, until you run into a man who over six feet, got a gold chain,

got a pretty smile. Now, all of a sudden, all those standards is out the window, right, I feel like we're not standing on business right. And for the fudda, It's like a lot of times you'd be like, oh, all these women want it's gold diggers, or all these women want is my money and they just want me to spend a bag at X, Y and Z. There are plenty of women who don't. You're choosing to go after these type of women. You're not standing on business

all right. I'm acting like we don't want certain things. We don't want certain things from certain people. Bruh. Like when girls say I don't want thirsty niggas, No, no, you do. You just want the right nigga to be thirsty. I agree. So we need to like make that a thing, Like yeah, I like when girls all over me. I just I just want to like you back, like I need to like you

where you like me. That's all I agree, one thousand percent. We also have to start dating the people we like, like y'all be saying like Shad said, like you know, oh, I don't want a guy that's all over me acting thirsty. I don't want a girl who hits me up twenty four to seven, always on my line until it's a girl or a god that you like that it's fine. The steak is out here, moving with a purpose. Okay, the steak is out here building all right.

So I feel like we need to be real with ourselves and recognize that we're not standing on business. Where's the accountability? People? Where is it? And ain't here people? And ain't here? And I needed to be here. The only way the dating pool is going to be better is if we start taking accountability and standing own business. That's it, like for real Outfiz says, there's homeless dudes right now smashing the way out the cold. You gotta genuine. Are you done? Are you? Are you finished? No?

You're not finished? Nope. Cool. Your favorite Holiday says dating trash because people don't date for real. They playing a game. Scared to be genuine. Bruh. Yeah, dear future wife, be dating each other, not social media. Bruh. I don't even think it's I really don't. When we say people aren't dating to be genuine, I'd like it to take it a step further and just say, you know, yeah, you know what that's that's that's a good spot to be in. People aren't dating to

be genuine. We're dating to align with what we see is cool on social media. You like when that nigga hits you up. You like when that girl makes you fool to be waiting for you to come for the club and it's like still up for you. You like all these things if you like that person, right, But if it's somebody you're not feeling like that. All that shit is annoying, right. We like when men show it.

We like when men show us interests and bring us flowers and do these things and X, Y and z if it's somebody we like, but if it's not, we don't like that. Ship and fellas. You'll like when a girl is all on you, worrying when you're gonna be home, checking your line, making sure you ain't out running the streets when it's someone you like with reason. But yeah, when when it's not, you don't like that, you know what I mean, So it's just stop stop stop trying to

be a city boy and a city girl. Okay, you're a lover. We had also another season of all Us Couple Goals, and all these people are broken up now Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. DJ Renny says, my unattractive coworkers started flirting with me and I told hr yo, no real shit

though, right. I just checked myself her time post some on Facebook and the girls were hopping on my DNC in a wild and shit like Yo, that's so no. But I feel like we are all old enough to recognize that the only difference between harassment and admiration is if you like that person. And I so let's be real and just say, have your standards, have your boundaries, and be adult enough to recognize if you like that person or

not stand on business if you don't let them go, period period. A Breezy two three five seven says, do you feel like they getting that shit from what they see on social media? Absolutely? Absolutely. A lot of times y'all don't even be really wanting to, agreeing to, or willing to fulfill the shit that y'all be putting out there. It's just whatever you saw on social media. You don't even feel that way you're talking about. Oh

well, a nigga. If a nigga can't afford to take me to a five star restaurant on the first date, sis, I've seen you give it up to a nigga who gave you a pack of gummy bears and that was his y'all, didn't he come one? Come on, wine, you were talking about if a nigga can't buy me a bag, sist you can't even buy you a bag? Come on, Like, when are we gonna be

adult enough to say? Social media isn't in real place and all that shit you be yepping about online ain't real because I've seen you getting taken down for less. Let's be real. Okay, everybody wants to be in love, and I'm gonna tell you something else, fellas. You want to be in love, be in love, Be in love of who you are attracted to and who you feel for. I don't care what social media say. A lot of y'all like them thick pitches, and not just thick bitches, I

mean the plump bitches. Oh no, shade to the blump pitches. A lot of them be so fucking gorgeous. God right, I mess some gorgeous bous. But you'll be out here and moving like they're beneath you. But when you get off social media, you're beneath them. Hold on, hold on one let's start loving out loud and moving with intentions. You're not happy because you're not following what you're happy with. Come on, h come on.

I rob ad On one says, just because a man can't afford to do something doesn't mean he needs to do it for a woman he just met. I'm not mad at that. Your favorite holiday says thick Thy save lives. Agreed, dick Thy save lives. And you know that. You know that. So the next question says, how do you know if she's the one? Uh So, I'm about to not answer this question, but I do have a very nice story. It's not a nice story, right, So I feel like a lot of times we be so stuck on this whole.

I want to love like my grandparents. You know, I wanted to stay in the test of time, Okay, But a lot of times we aren't able to acknowledge that Grandma may hand no way out. Okay, she have shit else to do but put up whatever pop popad going on because she wasn't able to make money verse off, she couldn't take care of these kids. Okay. So I see all that to say, my grandparents were married

for sixty five years from North Carolina and South Carolina. Right. So, before my grandfather passed away, I asked him, I said, how did you know my mom was the one? And he looked me dead in my face and he said, what you mean, she was pregnant. So before you starting question bruh, before we started idolizing and asking questions that we don't really want the answer to. I can't tell you how you know when she's the one. I can only tell you how that person should make you feel

like no one else. That's it, and that's all. You should be willing to move the suns, the stars, and the mountains for her. You should be willing to do whatever it takes to make her happy. If you wake up in the morning and you find yourself thinking about when's the next time you're going to see her, the things you're going to do when you're with her, something nice that you can do or give to her, or a specific way that you can touch her, or something special that you want

to say to her. Like if you find yourself moving in these type of ways, yeah, that's it. If you find yourself considering her when you're planning future moves, or taking her into consideration when you're planning out the rest of your life. That might be her, that might be her, that might be her for real. I'll fiz said, she ain't kneel from the matrix. Bruh. Just make her your one. You'll know. Doctor three

says, when you think about her before yourself, that's love. DJ Rennie says when she dies and you're happy that she didn't have to bury you and go through that pain, that you are well. God damn. A breezy two three five seven says everything you just said. Basically, if she says that is corny or sent that she ain't the one, true, true that,

and true that. And you know, we also have to acknowledge just because you think someone is the one for you doesn't mean that they gonna think that you're the one for them, Okay, And a part of being an adult and dating responsibly is acknowledging that. All right, I don't care if you say all the right things, do all the right things, buy her

all the right things. If she's decided that you're not the one, fire, you have to talk that and don't become a red pill ranger and go on the internet and say a whole bunch of bullshit about how women don't deserve X, Y and z. Okay, just because you do nice things does not entitle you to that woman. Just because you treat a woman and nicely does not entide you to that woman. Bruh. Just be a good fucking person to keep it moving, all right. And because you have that mentality,

she probably picked up on it at some point. That's why you're not one for her, all right. You can't say, do or force a way in anybody's life. If they're the person for you, they're not the person for you. Like God damn. Jayden Moto said, I just doom to be the last romantic A breezy two three five seven says, you'll let the relationship happen and flow like a river. Four three two X says I'm sorry, I can't put another female before my piece. Fuck that. Whoever

is right is she'll come every day. Doctor three says, where you get that stormtrooper mug storm repete, This ain't mine? This shot shot where you get this? Don't worry, he said, don't worry about the sweetheart he said, yeah, man. Last question, when should I change the Amazon Prime password after a breakup? Yeah? Immediately, I'm gonna ask it again. It says, when should I change the Amazon Prime password after a breakup?

Immediately, immediately, and just like we were talking earlier, Should I said, listen, change the Netflix password right before her new show or her favorite show. Change the Netflix password right before her favorite show comes out? You should do it after So she thinks she's gonna get it next week. And no, no, no, no, you got to change that Netflix password right before her favorite show dropped. Oh she thinks she about to watch

the new season of Bridgerton. Absolutely not, absolutely not. You done, got gotten? That's it. You break up with me, You break up with everything. Ain't no ID channel for you, bitch, No more surgery shows you like to watch her. Ain't no Flick No, Ain't no Netflix, no Hulu, no Disney Plus, Amazon Prime, Discovery, Khbo Max, none of it. You're done, son, You're done, dash past fucking done. All right. I feel like we talked about a lot of

things today. Yeah, first of all, happy birthdays to me, chocolate Chip and sent will be four years old on December sixteenth. I'm so thankful to everybody and everything that we've accomplished over these past four years. And I can't wait for you all to see what's coming next. I am overjoyed. Next, I stopped taking my birth control, and uh my kuchi's been hard ever since. I'm very very horny, that's all. It means. I'm very very horney all the fucking time. I figured out why the he'll qualified

people still aren't in relationships. It's because we don't go outside. And you know that's okay. We're gonna work through it and we're gonna get over it. Just because your girlfriend got tested doesn't mean you don't have to get your ass up and go get tested. Okay. Next, if you're wondering what attracts single women to men in relationships, it's men in relationships. We don't really want you, We just want to be in a relationshipship. Yeah,

that's it, and that's all. Also, dating your thirties is trash. Why because we don't stand on business, that's why. And how do you know when someone is the one? I don't know. But if you ask my grandfather while he still was alive, he would tell you when they get pregnant. Okay. My message is always going to be the same. Follow me on the gram at Stormy p Pea at chocolate ship and sent And if you don't remember anything else, please remember I got blue walls. I love

you, and I see you next week. Peace yet, be happy. Wors

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