Sure. What's that, beautiful people? It is your baby Mama, Favorite baby Mama, Stormy p. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective Damn Son. Back at it again, Back at it again, y'all, and listen, before we get started, I got an honest question. Do you have an amazing product song pitch that you feel like could really pop if more people got a chance to hear it. Don't even worry about that. I got you covered. You need to come
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That's cool too, baby, we got you covered. All you have to do is email inquiries at stormype a dot com or dm me. But if you DM me, I probably ain't gonna see it, all right, listen. So today's episode is very very very special to me because we got an amazing guest in the building, Ladies and gentlemen. I was blessed with the privilege of seeing this man slide out the Kouchie see a few decades ago in the middle of a living room. Okay, and I would like to
introduce to you my sibling, my little brother. Yeah, I know he had adult he's still my little brother, my little brother. He said, call him t R. But don't nobody call him that shit. So Tal's in the building, Ladies and gentlemen. Shout out to your boy, you know Smith. Okay, just tell everybody last name. Now, niggas are going to find us. That's crazy Instagram. Know, I really wanted to start with a hard hitting question. So number one, why are you giddy?
And you see what I mean, big ass forehead, that is crazy. That is a strong statement. Yeah yeah, that gi uh huh uh huh. That goddamn forehead you got over there. First of all, it's so big because I got so much knowledge in here. Thank you very much. Okay, you know what, listen, y'all not going gang up on me. That's what y'are not gonna do. Y'all gotta pick y'all better pick one, Okay, thank you. So I wanted to talk about a few things. First. I know, I said, don't nobody call you tr
but I did want to talk about what you called me Ryan. That's my big brother, y'all, big bag Ron. It's crazy. Now tell him why you call me Ryan? Ron is my big brother because she's never been a big sister to me, Like I get hurt or something like that. Ryan on the scene, nigga like throwing hands, throwing hand and and do yo. I'm telling you she's she's the ultimate brother. I ain't bro yo. We had to guess up here one day, and so it was time for her to walk to her car, and I like got up the walk
her outside. A gentleman shut like what the fuck are you doing? I was like, you know you're busy, y'all. You ain't gonna walk into the car. It's fine. They trying to get some cheeks, yo. Come on, y'all not gonna get all my fucking nurse to that. Yo. We went on a cruise like twenty twenty, and we left from Orlando.
My little brother lives in Orlando. Right, So we are now being picked up from the crew, and so me and my girlfriend are looking for Taylor and I don't see him, but all I hear is Rye rode Right. I turned around, like my little brother's call it, right, and my girlfriend's like, who the fuck are you hearing? I'm like, Ronah, there you go. And it was him calling me. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, for sure. Shocking. So even though my name is Ryan and you know I have been a big brother, I don't know everything, right, So I just wanted to tap in with you on a few instances and see if you can give me a little bit more shut some light on some things. Right. So I was talking to this guy a while ago and we were getting dressed and we literally I changed my clothes and we went to grab some food. We went to a restaurant, came back
in the house, took our clothes off, and went to bed. The next day, we were just running to grab some breakfast food and I put those same clothes. I'm a big bag bitch. I put those same clothes back on and he was like, WHOA what you doing? And I was like, I'm putting the clothes bag, and he's like, but you're worried. It was yesterday and I was like, I only had him on for forty minutes and he was like, yeah, no, you that's dirty, Like they're dirty there? Okay, cool, okay, okay, forty minutes,
forty minutes. Yes, that's not even four hours, bro, I do no activities. Okay, so I'm not tripping. No, so I'm not tripping. Okay. Shot, where's your mic now that I think about it? Okay, well you can't talk until next segment, so listen. What's the rules for changing your clothes? When can you winter clothes no longer able to be used again? When are they now considered dirty? I feel like if you work an eight hour shift? Oh what the fuck? Yes? Still it's a must. You gotta change. Yes, after sex?
Okay, got them? We need to break that down from me. What you mean then I just put them on before sex? You had them on and then we took him off, you know what I'm saying. And then now I put you want to go out or something like that, and trying to throw them back on. You gotta go. I just put him on, Nigga. I just that ship was about to sound crazy coming on my mouth. So you know what I mean, break it down. My man
had a season. No skip up, next one next time. My whole thing is, I feel like if I touch anything that the public touches, like you know, a bus, yes, absolutely, outside chairs, stuff like that, I won't sit on my bed period. Right However, I do feel like if I just step outside for a few minutes and then come back in the house, putt putting that ship back on. Put that ship on. Literally, I'm throwing that shit on, baby. Yeah, okay, So next scenario. I was talking to someone and this one isn't an
am I wrong? This is just more so of a niggas ain't shit. So we're talking and we're having a good time and I'm like, hey, you know, respectfully, I'm not coming back here, and he said respectfully, no, respectfully, like, you're never going to see me again. I don't believe in ghosting people. I believe in being honest, have an honest conversations. Hey, real fact, you're never going to see me again. And he's like why, and I was like, you know, we
just aren't interested in the same things right now. You're not looking for somebody monogamous. I had a really good time with you, but I know what I want, and so he said wow, so like really, just because I'm not looking to settle down and I don't want someone monogamous, I said, yeah, well that's what I want. This nigga looked me dead in my face and said, well, whenever you're done with that, whenever you're not with that, feel free to hit me out like I will love to
cap again. And I respected that, but niggas still ain't ship because it was the well whenever you're done with that, like so promptly and so coolly. But I couldn't be too mad because the same way I like being up front with people, my man turned around and was right up front with me. That's a reverse psychology right there, full of fact. No, because it didn't work it neither did it for him. Don't walk out of that game. Even Aaron Ash seveny three says, Stormy Ryan, are you sure
we know everything? You don't have a kickstand, do you? I don't have a kick. I couldn't tell you that you are, I tell you that, But what I can't tell you is that that motherfucker loud. You know what I'm saying, if she go piss, what the fuck is that? That does not sound like a piss? That's what you got. Okay, So speaking of best what you got today, I wanted to talk about certain things that I feel like people don't really get a chance to see,
especially because I'm always in like full relationship. So I wanted to tap in and just share, like you know, some intimate stories. And I asked you to just say, like you know, a few of your favorite memories of me with me, and I wanted to share some with you as well and see if we had the same experiences. Okay, well, my first experience is that for a while, she dated a superhero, this nigga. Mind you, the house is a three story house. This nigga used to
climb up the back of them, up scale of wall. One time, even went directly to our window. I don't know how the nigga used to do it, but he's only I think I'm taller than him, to be honest. That nigga breaking the drain pipe, all types of Okay, now I'm sorry, let me let me start the story over. Okay. So, first of all, when I was a teenager, right, I was dating a guy, and you know, in true fashion, I would try to sneak him in. Right now, here's the thing, nigga, knocking
on my window. Here's the thing. Right, the way our house was set up, it was easier for him to, like on some go Home Roger ship, climb up to the second floor window. However, Taylor's window was the window he would have to climb up to. So he would climb up to Taylor's window, knock on a window, knock on the window, and Taylor would have to open the door and let him in and come in
my room. Hate that ship. Now here's the part that I feel like Taylor's missing, and he always misses when he tells that story, right, Taylor talking about Oh, I hate that ship. I hate when he used to winke me out of my sleep. But it was fine when you used to wear his clothes. Absolutely, that was payment for you open the window. What the fuck a ship free of this motherfucker's America. So you wearing his clothes. He's not supposed to be here and you're not supposed to be
wearing his clothes. Yo, nigga, nigga, you getting everything I getting? It? Got me fucked up? Now, I'm not gonna lie. My problem is right. He didn't tell me that he would be wearing a clothes so I could be like, yo, like real fant if you're looking for something in here, like let me know, give me time to make up the lie like no, nothing, Well, I didn't need I didn't
need that part. We I thought we all had an understanding. And see you know what you felt like we all had an understanding, which is why I told you about the ice cream that was wild, Yo, ain't. I ain't never eat after that bitch iverget yo, no cat, No, I ain't fucking with her. Get your dog, Get your dog. I don't want to talk about that. Okay, I did that, and did I did that? Put some respect on my name, big bron over here. You know I'm saying, I ain't never eat after that girl ever again
in my life. Okay, more food for me. So the first memory I wanted to bring up with you is I wanted to beat Choe ass on my son's first birthday. The reason is because at the house it was the same birthday, but we had two parties. We had one at the house. Let me tell you something. We spent so much money on my son. It's ridiculous. We literally rented out the fucking zoo, had them bring animals for the kids to play with. We had like a Safari theme birthday
party. I made like little butterflies out of cheerios and ship I made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the shape of monkey faces. And then it was good. It was phenomenal. It looked amazing. But we still had like something at the house first. Why I was being so it was my first birthday. It was my first child's first birthday, so I was being very extra, so we had something at the house first. I think probably we had the birthday party off his birthday and just had like kicking ice cream at
the house on this birthday. Right, So, my child's father is not there, my little brother is not there. Where the fuck is everybody at? Okay, now I have an issue, and that's not the kicker. My child's father bought a house around the corner from my house, so I know it's not far. It shouldn't take them that long to get to my house. Right, These nigga come in smelling like a pound of wheed. Absolutely eyes read as a first day period. Okay, like fried to the
next millennium. My little brother is throwing up outside. Right, I ate a bad cheese steak. My child's father comes in house, said, Yo, I think your brother laced me. The edibles were strongest ship I am to this day. To this day, my child's father will tell you that my little brother laced him. At his son's first birthday, his brother was like, oh, thank I gave my child's father the knife to cut the cake. Right. I gave this nigga a knife, and he went he
could not remember how to cut cake. My nigga like he was struggling. Excise me the fucking ship. I cursed everybody house hot bruh. She was hot, hot, daddy hot. I have never wanted to funk all y'a up so bad because they're so fried. Couldn't help clean up, couldn't do ship, couldn't help open present, couldn't I was a single mom that day. I was. I had no help y'all at the zoo, though did y'all was just pissed. I was. These niggas pissed me off the first
two years of my son's life. I swear they did every day. All the niggas in my life were ka okay Arkae met so yeah, that was that was my memory. Listen, you don't baby Nigga Rhyn Randy Savage gonna come out. Brother. Yeah, I'm trying to tell you she hawk up, it's over with and listen, okay, cancel Christmas. You might as well. It's over. It's over. I did that on my little cousin's baby shower, and I hope she with your ass. I hope they kicked
you out. Okay, y'all don't know how frustrating that shit is. Bron't. You can't never tell how the edibles gonna hit you. I mean, bro, I was so high, Like I was at the point where like I was sitting on the couch watching us like like I was levitated, Like I was seeing that ship like in like third like first person like, so you was having an outer body experience, yo. Yeah. So so we're trying to come home and ship like that. I'm trying to turn the motherfucking
music down. I wanted to grabbing the stereophine yo. Yo. Man, my boy Chris Man, he had the state up there going crazy. Boy, God, you need to be in jail. I'm gonna be real with you if you're giving people that type ship where niggas is throwing up and grabbing a stealing real and having outer body experiences in jail. Before that ship, we didn't know them. Jones was going to nobody else was throwing up and stuff for you. Yeah, probably so no, yeah, yeah probably yeah.
That was the chicken cheese steak though from Franks. So what's your next memory? Oh, yes, that time. This girl she's talking about I'm smoking before my mother leave out or whatever. She's like, oh, can you leave me a little I'm like, all right, cool, I rode her nice little joint and like that. She called me halfway through this, this is you're starting the story wrong. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. What happened then, okay, he can tell the story,
but let me just tell her correct, beget it. What happened was I'm about to leave out for work. I said, Yo, you got some trey on you here? Like, yeah, I got a little roach. You can have it. It's just a little roach. It's nothing. He gives it to me. It's just a little roach. It's nothing. Now you can go here. It was not it was this bag y'all. I'm
not gonna lie even smaller. It was this big go ahead her mathema, that's a girl man, okay, bro, So she called me this that Yo, these motherfuckers and here looking at me, Yo, what are you talking about? Yo? These motherfuckers are looking at me. I think I'm about to just leave. I'm like, yo, relax, no, no, I don't like the way these mothers they know I'm high. I'm like, Yo, chill off, relax, calm down, no, no funck that next thing, you know, she come back like, yeah, quit
I was. They wasn't about to get me today. I'm like, bro, they wasn't even worried about your ass, Like, bro, yeah, yo, walk right out. That motherfucker talking about they looking at me. Oh you're paranoid. First of all, I'm crying. Second of all, mortal story is don't smoke with Taylor. That she didn't. Don't. I'm trying to tell you that. I promise I had crying. I promise you. I had three puffs of this fucking blood and I was like smoking in
the chicken coop just I was some more. The story is, don't smoke with Tailor, y'all. I'm crying. I'm really crying. Fuss that is wild. Bruh, shout, don't touch none of his ship today. Listen. Let me tell you something. She was working at a bank too. She was getting some nice money, and niggas was looking at me. I seen them talking about me, y'all. I seen it was. It was not worried about this. I know. I see them giggling at me. I did see them giggling. They was no shot. You don't got a
mic. We can't listen. Long story short, don't smoke with tailor. So uh, the next memory that I had, so I told you all, my little brother lives in Florida. Right, So one year, me and him and my baby dad. This when we still being a family doll like this one. We were still like locked in, like we love each other. Right, Me, my son and my son's father. We go to Orlando to visit my little brother, right, and we go to Discovery Cove. That's wow. That don't don't put that on. I didn't.
Let me tell my story. No, like like you said, let me get my shut out, Let me get my shut out, right, Discovery Cloth. Discovery Cove is like an all inclusive little thing. They have like little excursions. They have like a lazy river, food drinks. No shade. Discovery Cove did not sponsor this ad, but goddamn, it's a really fun time. It's a really fun time in America. Yeah, and to me, I feel like it's worth it. Like they got a little what's
the bird avi aviary? They have a little aviary you could feed the like birds and stuff. It was really good. I had such a good time, right, So, because I've always been on some fuck these kids shit, I wanted to swim with the dolphins. Okay, my child's father did not, my little brother did not, and my son was too young so he couldn't. So I said, fuck y'all, I'm gonna go swim with the dolphins. Right. I come back from swimming with the dolphins, and
everybody look weird. When I say everybody look weird, my son, my little brother, my child's father, even the lifeguards look weird. So I'm like, what the fuck is going on over here? Right? My baby dad like, yo, I got something to tell you. I'm like, what happened? He's like, why you was gone? Right? I had got out and I let Taylor hold the baby and they was going through the river and then I don't know, they got off the floaty right, and
then I seen him splashing, but I thought they was having fun. And then the lifeguard was like, yo, I think your family drowning. And I said, oh shit, Vicky gonna beat my ass. So I got out and I jumped in and like Taylor was under the water, but he was holding Levy up with his two fingers. I was making rownd bro he was holding them up with his two fingers, right, and then like I grabbed the baby and then I went back outside. I said, okay,
so which one are y'all want to get fucked up first? Right? And when I told y'all the first two years of my life all these niggas did would rk me. Okay, So I'm like, well, what was the lifeguard doing? And he's like no, like he looked at me like you want to do it? And I looked at him like I guess right, I come back, I said, where the fuck is Taylor at? Right? Taylor comes back out of breath. Mind just happened like a half over ago. Niggas still out of breath, and he's like, yo, like
I just knew fuck me. I just couldn't let that happen to Levi because nobody was gonna live. I said, well, as long as you know no calf, I knew for a fact if some had, I had to be the responsible doubt. Mind you, Chuck is fucking four years older than me. I had to be the responsible adult. I couldn't go back to this woman and tell her something happened to the snigger. Bro. If he dies, he dies, Bro, we would the whole park would have been
shut down. Oh yeah, the whole city would have been shut down. Bitch, what there is a serial killer on the loose. She is a deranged mother who has just lost her child. That would have been the headlines. And I don't give everybody. I would have tested many and doubled that whole fucking city everybody, But I want to go talk to the lady. I'm better now. Yeah, I'm so glad. Okay, okay, So yeah, do you have another one that you wanted to share? Yes?
So, when we was younger, my mom used to do weird ship like take her to She didn't have a babysitter, so she'll just take us to her jobs and ship like. So what you said it? So casually. Wait talking about you said it so casually, like he said, my mom used to do weird ship Like my mom used to do wear ship, like take us to our job when she ain't had no babies in a baby. That is a struggle. I mean it was our struggle for sure. Okay,
she was losing them jobs behind us, for sure. But this time, our fucking our godfather, Jesse, he bought no, no, no, say his real name, yep, so you know, go ahead, go ahead, no relations. Yes, so we She was a security guard at this time at down like at Temple, I think it was Temple. It was a nursing home near Temple. Yeah, it was like eighteenth and
it don't matter, Yeah, it don't matter. Yeah. But so this lady, so mind you, she used to keep us underneath the desk, you know how like them security guards got them like big ass desk at like the front and shit like that. So this time she was about to go off of work soon. But he had like her bringing like some food and shit like that, you know what I'm saying, so we can eat and
ship. Nigga, This lady had this little fucking dog in there. The dog came over tried to get my food, basically try to attack me. My mom went fucking may and that mother fucking like bro, she she kicked the ship out the dog. Peter. I'm sorry, Peter. I don't want nobody think you know what I mean. I'm gonna be real with y'all. My mom dead now, so fuck y'all have the story here and going nowhere. I'm gonnaell you all what happened. She hit that dog. It's
not funny. It's not funny. She hit that motherfucker with a roadhouse. Yoh. Now, now here's the thing, right, here's where I say it's not okay because literally, picture like a desk at work, right, a normal work desk. Me and my little brother are hiding under the work desk, underneath four hardships at work because she cannot find a sitter, right, And we would do weird shit like fuck with the copy machine every once in a while, like make our own color and books like it was crazy.
Right. So this little dog, I don't know, I don't remember if it was on a leash or not. It somehow just got around, that's real fast. It was it was on a leash. It was all yeah, my bad. We had an audio is real fast. But yeah, so it was on a leash, right, and she just fucking hit the dog like a roadhouse and like it was fuck, it's no roadhouse? What the Rose family guy? No roadhouse like from Family Guy? But what is that? That's what Peter Griffin says, does he? No? The
fuck damn right? So then you know, I think the worst part was the fucking getaway. Now we're waiting for Uncle Jesse. Oh. Uncle Jesse is all of ninety eight years old, right, and we were talking about it while we're waiting for the audio to come up. But like, yo, his house my like mother fuss and like we just cars my like uh not the one you cook him like from fish Strips, Like he was an old man. Right, So picture like this ninety eight year old man just
driving as slow as he fucking can. Because of course, now we're on the run from the police. Okay, So our mom gets in the car and she literally looks like that scene from Don't Be a Minist to South. So motherfucker draw dry, motherfucker draw right. This does nothing for a ninety eight year old Uncle Jesse. Bruh, bruh. I have never been so confused in my fucking life, and yeah, seven said, yeah that shit
was wild seven mad because y'all talking about fucking dogs and shit. But yeah, man, any anything else that you wanted to share, those was definitely my two. I think you gave three. I'm sure others will pop up of course of today, but yeah, yeah I did. Nigga, I'm this is my show. Okay, before we get into segment two, uh I did see another question came in. It says, why do you let your sister pick on your grandma the way she does? Tell them that we
pick thank you? Rough's wrong? Dog's where the fuck y'all think I get this ship from? Shed be picking on me? Okay? Like I kept that, Nigga. She said that to day. She literally said that. Today. My ninety year old grandmother literally said today he sucking with the wrong one. Lucky I'm down back because I would have kept that, Nigga, Like, if y'all think I'm run where y'all think I get it from being? Thank you, thank you, thank you? It's not a fucking game.
Seriously, nigga, you mean you mean her listen, you mean they're at a good point right now. My my nephew, dad, brother came in the day. You know, my grandma got to mention like that. So like she came in there, I'm like, you know who this is? She like, yeah, I know who it is. And then like she like she talking all the shit you got kids? You're like, no, I go I don't kids. Well, you could come over here and make some not with this fucking uterus spilled the dust, Like what the fuck
are you talking about? And I'm not gonna lie. You know, like as you get older, you start the revert. I can't deal with two teenagers in the house, my son and my grandmam. Okay, she can't be walking around acting on horny and shit, I'm not able. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. This is gonna be the point where I might have the gracefully bow out. I can't fucking do it. I can't do it. So I wanted to, as y'all know, you know, I got my little brother on the pod today and I wanted to do a segment called
you know, are we really siblings? Do you do right? Do you do right? Do you do X, Y and Z? Do you do? Okay, So the first one me personally, I don't want bad things to have, but I do screenshot crazy posts just in case the motherfucker play with me. Absolutely, okay, great, Okay, So this is one on the board. One on the board. What's the wildest when you screenshot of lately? What you mean? Like, what's the wildest post? Like you you just gotten a tuck you waiting to use? Or what's the funniest?
Yeah? Like me, what what's like the funniest? When you see lady? This is how you decide the love of crazy the person you're fucking with it honestly, feel nigga, you gotta let's see how other is You got like a folder saved on Instagram or you got a folder saved in your albums and your phone, like for when you want to act crazy. I probably got nothing but memes and dog pictures of my ship, bruh. Like, I ain't gonna lie to you. I have a whole folder in my
phone for when a motherfucker play with me. Okay, I don't want bad things to happen, but when they do, a bitch is finn to be prepared, Like, yeah, that's that forehead premeditating ship. First of all, all the pretty girls got big four heads. Facts Rihanna facts, Beyonce facts, take a Sumpter facts. All the pretty girls have big foreheads. So now late than facts? Should I go on? That's one of the tops, bro, She's in nineties top Absolutely, she's in the nineties top
ten, maybe even top five. What's she investment? You know, I don't really know Black movies. Megan Good Good kind of got a big four butterfly and she got a big four heads with just some skinny eyebrows. She's still fine, regardless, She's fine. She's fine for sure, Fine for sure. Okay, So my next one, you ever been so depressed you just start cleaning? Absolutely, She's like cleaning up my house. And the
worst part is, no, that's not the worst part. The worst part for me is halfway through that ship, I start feeling better, but now I don't feel like cleaning all the ship up and pulled out. I cannot. I cannot. I'll be halfway through washing them fucking baseboarts, Like what the fw ew ew, why the fuck would it even start? I'm washing out windows cells like nah, nah, I came. I can't finish. I can't finish. I can't finish your one time I fucking was dusting off.
The ceiling fan bleeds, and I said, I think I'm done here. I think I'm down here. And now, like in the kitchen, it's only like two that are dusty and ship. The rest of them are fine. The rest of room are fucking fine. I cannot see it through. I'm not gonna my nephew in his room. Did little baby t rex let them up? It's a smaller ceiling fan, Okay, it is. It's a smaller ceiling fan. He's a smaller nugga. Why I got up pay three hundred dollars worth sailing fan when he's a pay pa. It's a
minister sailing hand. They got different size sailing fans. It's a minister sailing fan. I don't care. I ain't see that motherfucker moving that once though. I think it's broke. M makes sense. I think it's broke. Hey, you know chuck uncle did that ship telling me he be on and then he'd be off sometimes over there sometimes and be doing I don't know. I don't fucking out. I don't fucking you got ceiling fans in your house?
Yo. The nigga who's tight about the forty minute clothes, he always be coming me because he said, you're not supposed to have a sealing pan in the kitchen. Don't got no silver kitchen though, because you grew up with a sealing fan in the kitchen. I don't have one in my kitchen. Oh my god. Oh so you think you're better than us? Now? No, no, no, no, no no, I didn't say that. Why are you talking like branch gumbole? That's that motherfu tequila?
Oh my god? But nah. I usually when I'm like cooking and shot, just keep the blow wro. Yeah, I really don't use the silifon, so the next one. Don't laugh? You ever like catch yourself talking to yourself and then laugh because you're funny as fuck, Like, bro, I'm really fucking funny. I'm really fucking funny. Like, Yo, did you just catch that? Yeah, and you'd be like, yeah, I
did, bruh, brah, I do that. I think that's when you know you're a genius, like for real, like when you can like catch your joke, like you dying, Bob, you want some motherfucking what's the nigga from Dexter Dexter the fuck the Laboratory. I thought you meant the killer I'm like whatever, yo, I will fucking say some funny ship and like, ha, yo, you heard that I'm funny as fun I'm funny and
nobody thinks it's funny yo. And why is it like whenever you tell funny as jo see yourself, but you try to retell them, they do not hit. Fucking do not hit wonders it? Maybe I'm a gonna lie that should be making my cheeks hurt, especially if I'm high. Your w no, did he break in the middle is outlandish? What the fuck? You know? If I'm fried and I like catch myself laughing at some ship, baby, I'll laugh myself to sleep. You laugh yourself at the job.
I don't think I'm gonna release this episode. Yeah, y'all ain't gonna keep griding me the funk up out here like this's like I've been nice, I've been nice. Uh, Nigga said, nigga gotta walk away, Stormy, you giving out tides? What is this the name of the ties today, y'all is give me some of your tithes only because uh me and my little brother, one of our favorite movies growing up was Napoleon Dynamite. I feel like it was like certain movies we just used to watch all the time.
Uh, Napoleon Dynamite. Okay, seven nigga ran up on me. I was about to drop everything. Seven just walked up on tailor. Y'all feed us a little audio. But Napoleon Dynamite, don't be a minister of South Central drinking the hood. You guys served major pain. Bro We used to run major pain and take around motherfucking like word for word, bar for bar like we used to know that shape in it out? What else do we used to watch all the time? Walker Texas Ranger, Oh my fucking heat
of the night in the he the nine, Young and Restless. You tell me you grew up with your grandma with I was telling me you grow with your grandma. Yo. You know what doesn't sit well with me? Put this a little bit close to I hate that. I don't know if you saw the ship going around on the internet, it was like a if your grandmom had plastic on the couch, she was a squirter. That's wow, that's crazy that ship. Why who said that? Why they need to be in jail? I saw it. I seen it on the internet, Yo,
that is crazy. You know what's even more crazy. What if it's true, I'll be sick an I needed to be stuck to that motherfucker and was it sweet crazy? Yo? Oh my god? Yo? What if that's why Papapa ain't want to making all that noise downstairs? What if that's why we had to go to bed at a thirty? I am, I am, My mind is lone. I'm just saying. I'm just saying exactly.
Meanwhile, I come home from school and PLoP down on that bitch kicking my feet in the air, like did you hear the motherfucking the air come out? Whole time? Is kids crazy? I'm nigga. And the plastic was on there for some time, bro. When she took that motherfucker off, that look like new sofas. I'm not gonna lie. We literally had the plastic on the couch for maybe twenty five years and we only took it off when Popap passed away for the funeral. That was it. That was
it, she said, him and his kids gotta go. That is that? Okay? Back to do you do the last one? Seven? What's wrong with you today? Baby? The last one? Uh? You ever had money from yourself on purpose or not on purpose? On some odd shit. Probably. I mean, I mean, based on the ship, you'd be smoking. I'm not surprised for our fucking conversations that we've had today. So there's that. Nah, I mean I do, I do. I do dumb shit like if I'm trying to save money, if it's a Friday,
I'll put it in stocks knowing I can't get it until Monday. That's your way of saving money, nigga. Or you could just not spend the money, nigga. If it's accessible, yo, hold on, wait time about do y'all do this shit? Is this a thing? I don't know, but it's my thing and it works. I won't use it until Monday, not after nine o'clock. Stop? So like do they charge you to get it out? Oh? Yeah, so you're losing money? You never know? I do know. You've just said it. Because the thing is,
what if it goes up over the weekend? So you're banking on hit off that game Stop ship? What do you mean one day like two years ago? Like game Stop they started like those like two years it's probably three or four years ago, like when the pandemic had like first started. Motherfucking game Stop Stop shot all the way down. Motherfucker started buying and buying it. That ship shot all the way back up over the weekend. Over the
weekend, that ship three four times a profit. Like I'm not gonna say that ship work every time, but and you've lost money ever since talking probably no more than tempers like uh one percent, bruh. You might as well just put that ship in caship. They're gonna charge you the same amount to get it out. True, nigga manipulated the market to push the rice. I'm crying. He probably was on the internet telling people like yo discord.
Yeah, niggas do be on this school. I am crying. Is it any weird ship that you do that you wanted to see, like if we do the same things. No, No, you don't do any weird ship, Taylor. You're gonna sit up here on our gors Internet and tell me you don't. You're gonna sit up here on our doors Internet and tell me you don't do no wed ship. And it's been I've been retired for some time now, so like today does not count as some time now. You
just said, you fucking that's not weird, Okay. I'm just trying to make sure I don't spend a hell of money over the weekend. Okay, you can send it to me. Yeah, but sometimes you don't text back. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. That's when we're not gonna fuck it. We are not going to text her before I came down here. Oh god, listen, let me tell you. Okay, So this girl is like on a strict like a strict regime. Like in the morning, she goes to the gym, this,
that, and the third. Ba. So I hit her up, like, yo, shirty, you you're still picking me up at the airport. She's like yeah, yeah, yeah, next thing, you know, I'm not hearing from or none of that shit. Bro, I'm looking on fucking Instagram looking at shit. Don't look at me, please stop it. Go who anyway the motherfucker like, she not posting ship, this, that and the third. So you know, me, as a protective brother, little brother, I go to the Google social media and Florence found in Philadelphia
dead. Why the fun would he be so extra your Why would he go go to her GPS? Because I got her location and shit, no location found. Now I'm really worried. I don't know what's going on with that. The other day, Leeve, I didn't say bye before he left the house, and I checked his location and it said no location. Now too, I fucked you right in my car the corner. He's just standing at the bus stop doing nothing. So I don't know what's going on with that.
That is the thing. I do believe that's what happened. But go ahead. But I mean, essentially, I just had to make sure. I wouldn't make sure she was cool, you know what I'm saying, So you couldn't just wait a few minutes till I was done. Right now, right now, Oh my fucking god. All right, guys, So now we're going to get into the tough, tough, tough questions, right.
I feel like you've always had a pretty good judge of character, but your music taste has always been a little off to me, and I wanted to know if we could kind of get into like this or that segment. Is that okay? All right now? There are no wrong answers. But whatever you say, you got to be able to back that ship up. You have to you have to first one one twelve or Jagged Edge. Why I fuck would keep it? I I sing it a little bit harder than I
ever sing. I can't even think of a good Jaguars off the top of my I'm not gonna lie. The only thing that could possibly support anybody's jagged egg statement to me would be where the party at. Where the party at is crazy to this day. I'm not crazy about let's get married. I'm not crazy about any of the hooks they was on for a bow while I'm not crazy about any of the fucking uh. I can't even think of another jag know, but no shade the jagged age because they definitely had hit.
They had they are bombed. I'm just saying exactly. I'm just saying, up against one twelve, I don't know if they're gonna do it, gotta be as one yes, gotta be as a banger promise another banger promise. I don't know. I just feel like cupid just and they did walk out of heaven too, anywhere we could do it anywhere, stupid, only you like, I don't know one twelve. And then we also got to include the spin offs, right, because that fucking so fly like that to me,
that's another banger. I don't know when we say one twelve as you got me too, shot shot on the mic. Please, I'm right there with you. Okay, so we all agree it's once twelve. Okay. Next, this was going to take us outside of our box a little bit, but feel free to tap in as well. In Sync or Backstreet Boys mm hmm. Think before you answer and be prepared to get tore the fuck down because I have the right answer, because Justin Timber I was going to
say the same thing. That's the reason you gotta look at the like. So back I feel like Backstreet Boys was a little bit more mature the foot like I feel like it was older, like the insane, came out like my older cousin like I didn't, I mean not. Backstory Boys came out like my older cousin would know them more than I would, like I came out like around Millennia, like the two thousand. That was like somewhe where I would listen to them. But Backstreet Boys, like I never caught the
wave. I guess the only one I know. What's that? What's that real famous John? Yeah? Yeah, okay, now that is that? That is boys? That is Bactry Boys. Uh someone on the live set, whichever one Justin was in No Cat exactly. Okay, Now I feel like you'll might just not be asked to with you had because I mean they are a boyfriend. I don't know why west Lyns puppet in her room. I'm gonna say, Chance, that is my favorite. That's what I should
have known what's going on with you? Right first? I know, Shake Lance? My man? Lance is killing it, right is he? I mean Tropic Thunder who was fucking Tropic Thunder? No? But what's Brandon G. Jackson was like yeah, Robert D. Johnny was like what's his name? What's her name? And he was like Lance and he was like Lance, what the fuck? And then at the end of the movie he was in the premiere with Lance from in Sync. But no, I do want to say no shade to the batty boys because I want it that way.
Everybody, as long as you love me, show me the meaning of your heart. Uh fucking the call. They had some hits, so we're not gonna act like that is there aren't good contender though, But I'm gonna say in Sync had more crossover appeal. I feel like, so I feel like to niggas is in Sync especially they didn't boys didn't have a Beyonce. I was about to say that, and let's not forget only one of them was on one of six apart, Going was on one of six apart y'all,
y'all don't remember Going being one and made one six at Park. So that's like a little bout. Yes, yes, yes, And it's not just because just the more corn rules. It's not, it's not, it's not. No, you really think about it. Though they was really hot. I think Battery Boys did end up selling more like records like than See. Yeah, no, I really, yo, do you remember I used to watch that fucking uh in sync concert every god damn day and make you do
dance room, You're welcome, Look at me, You're welcome. You're welcome, welcome. Uh, next one, this one. I don't want to hear no unfair ass judgments. I want you to honestly tap in and say what you first feel with your heart. Don't think too hard, because if you think too hard, you won't get stuck. Drew Hill or Jodasy, you gotta answer quickly. If you don't answer quickly, you're gonna get stuck and you're not gonna be able to make it. Drew Hill or Jodasy ja.
Yeah, yes, I can't. I have to say. I'm gonna say Drew Hill. I started running down into the dragon because we also have to include the spin offs. What y'all gonna do when we go into you know, the the alternate version. I feel like I feel like though in some real ship, I feel like forever my lady can go against the first three top Drew Hill song. This is true. I see Jodasy, Drew
Hill, Jodasy. Someone's talking about instinct, says, but instinct created the biggest star he Personally, I'm gonna say Drew Hill only because like, okay, bar for bar, put a pick a Jodasy song. I'm gonna say, you feel song. It's so many we can do. We can do uh we could do five steps, we can do uh five steps. What I'm trying to run through the names now? Five steps and complete incomplete? That was a Cisco with Jown. But we can do anything. We can
do anything. Drew Hill have more bangers though, come on, I'm not saying they didn't. But for me, personally, I'm choosing. I'm choosing Jodasy okay next to Jodacey song. What's you Gonna Do? I can't think of another one. Jodasy is kind of like Drake to me, what is that popularity? Like then they have a song with Tupac, I can't think
of it. They had, they had bangers with everybody's just more so like when you listen to we hear Jodasy Forever reason my mind, you just think we heard Drew Hills, Like I'm not gonna lie to you though I sing Forever my Lady, Hardest fun. But I know more Drew Hills songs. Someone said Casey and Jojo had just so many hits as Cisco, and I think that's important. I don't think just as many hits, but I think they have a powerful hit like all my life can easily when we're talking about
success clear like Thong song, they can. They can like battle head to head as far as popularity. So I don't. To me, though, I feel like what I changed, you can change, you can't change. I feel like what Drew Hill does have is maybe when that fucking you hear that duom Doom Doom doo, everybody get they needs together to hit that jump. But tell me, I don't know if Josy has that. I don't
know if Jodasy has that now. Now, I also think we have to consider like now, when I hear songs like life from Jodasy or Casey and
Jojo, I see them in that studio going sounded crazy. Or I think about fucking the nigga on top of a security guard in the middle of a concert walking through the crowds about let me some of that chickenigga ate somebody fro grown man back, reached his hand and then putting on hand sanitizer, or reached his hand in somebody platter pulled out a chicken wing after saying, singing melodically, honey and son of that chicken. I don't know. I don't
know no stories like either of these for Drew Hill Cisco. Cisco's still out here doing one on car will tell us day, tell us day, that's committed. I don't know what y'all think. Look, I ain't gonna lie to you to think about it. I'm still gonna stick with Jodasy. But if you go like if it was like a versus, I will probably go with like I'm very surprised they didn't do that versus Jodasy first, Drew Hill versus y'all missed out on money with that one. Everybody, no, no
jew Hill is still out here trying tour. They added a whole nother half group and created it. Get it together, make it happen, it happen, make it happen, all right, Next one, this one, I'm not very well versed in, so I'm gonna do like a feelings over facts. I know we're supposed to do facts over feelings. For me personally, I'm gonna do feelings over facts. A shanty keishak mm hmm, you gotta pick one. So and I don't really think. I don't know a shanty
keisha. I don't know. It's kind of hard bad to this day, even though every third month I see a shanty a shanty a shanty stop got she gotsha gonna hit her? Like Mario Live. I'm Ryan Keisha Cole for the wind, but I'll slang my soul out of both of them. You gotta relax. I feel like is like a better artist, like naturally, like if we were to go live like he just like live. And someone said she got one hit, I don't know, y'all, what, No,
I wassha got hits? We're not gonna disrespect neither one of these queens because both of them got hits. Okay, Kisha got love, she got I should have cheated. She got mine, she got hits. I'll turn the whole club got heads. But I feel like a Shanta got hits. And do we also add the songs that she wrote? True? Come on now, I'm going with a shot Harry, bitches you night because my arm is Harry. I don't know if you can see it, but I'm a
real hairy girl, like side Birds Storm Friday. The motherfucker guys Oliver can call you know. It's crazy. We did fucking tonight's conversation this past weekend at a Philly in Baltimore, and sure was like I didn't know he was. Harry liked that, okay, and I don't care. And this I was gonna say something inappropriate with my little brother here. So we're gonna keep it clean today. We're gonna keep it clean. Yes, yes, you need to come along. Listen. Uh I see uh Shanty's broth. She
brought the baby hairs out. I'm crying. I am hollering. Somebody said, llo ol rampage, Yes, you have foolish A Shanty did have foolish? Did y'all already say the foolish song? When you really seeing the lyrics, like she's a which one is that? The one with the biggie beat baby? I don't know why is that foolish? First of all, the video was dumb, so I'm I'm not surprised that the lyrics are actually down.
No, I don't know. Oh what's the the jawn she had and in the video she got nigga play and a guitar and everyone thought it was Andre three thousand, but it was not. Uh only can maybe feel? Yeah, I don't know. Then we got the joins she got with y'all rule John, she wrote, I don't know for me personally, I'm gonna say for sure like that Shirty got a birthday every third moon? What does that mean? Every every quarterday? So she'd just be skipping. Hey,
hey, somebody's woman and uh please gross gross gross next one? And especially if we're going off just first albums alone, we could do the whole career. But when y'all answer this, I want y'all to consider the first album and the impacts of the first album, right Lloyd or Mario Lloyd? We were just singing that ship early. I'm just surprised. I'm surprised how quickly you answered that. Listen, Mario, Mario, longevity is there, but south Side come on, okay, okay, now, now here's my whole
thing, right. Every track was a banger to us. Every banger was like, every track was a bigger to us. Yeah, Mario, you think so because I didn't really like Mario songs. The live says Mario Lloyd. Lloyd, Lloyd got the better album. Lloyd had me in love as a kid, Like, Wow, Mario, nigga's about thirty Lloyd. Now.
The only reason I say is because I feel like nobody can sit here and deny that just a friend wasn't a banger justin I think it was more so because Lloyd came out when for me on the mic shot, I only know the young Lloyd Young Money. M M. Remember when Lloyd was with Young Money for a minute, So that's the only time average it got like really into him. But by that time I already knew Mario. So like for me, it's like Mario already had like a standing them up with Sammy.
Yeah, Mario was, I mean, Lloyd was actually in the Sammy video I Like It. If y'all didn't know that, go back and watch the Sammy I Like It video. Lloyd is in the of the beginning sending girl like he can really sing to. It's crazy that that he's not like popular, like you should really good. All I'm gonna say is someone in the life said, go to Apple Music and listen to Lloyd Essentials. Somebody said, chill Little Sammy. Lloyd got two classics. Lloyd was murder inc
right. I think that the first Lloyd album had every light skinned nigga was good here, feeling like they was the man bro brou They have not had that much power since Bone Thugs and Harmony, Okay. I feel like when Mario came out, he technically bought back the braids, like, oh, niggas is wearing braids again, Like I ain't gonna lot to He lost that beef on Mario, and it's hard to do that. He didn't lose that beef. You think you don't think so you're talking about Mario. You're talking
about y'all niggas sound horrible. Mario. I'm talking about when they when they had their little like when they when they because when Mario went like solo solo, he was doing ice box and all that. Like that. Oh, I thought she meant the verses you're talking about when they both actually I didn't know they were beefing back then they both put their hair at the same time. They was making shut up if I cut my hair, and then another nigga coming here, all we beefing. Stop me talking to me, dog,
stop talk. That's only because Mario I had a better shaped head than Lloyd. I mean that Mario. Mario got the Mario got the lego black head. Mario that come down exactly O. Mario will win or only one because he got a better shaped head to Mario. Okay, so that looks into it. I don't know, but I feel like, do we factory in long chevity because technically Mario has taken some years off, but he's come back with hits a little bit more often than Lloyd has. Don't get me
wrong. He did reinvent the show, reinvent himself with Get It Shorty. But I don't know if y'all tapped in his last album My Man is on the cover with a guitar covering his ding ding. I don't know, but he got some fire hits on that, but I feel like the culture did not pick up on it. What is there though, I don't know, So I can't believe we have the same mother. I can't. Yeah, so I don't know. I don't know. So he's just on. I
think if we're talking longevity, it goes to Mario. But if we're talking about the success and what went on during their first album period, I gotta say Lloyd, hey, young girl, was crazy fact feelings, facts over feelings. I said, I'm gonna do feelings over facts. I've been said that I'm doing feelings over facts. Feel like Lloyd came and went, like Mario stuck around for a little longer. I just I don't know why I
feel that way. I just think that unless you lets you pack up with Lloyd one hit or two hits on the album that Okay, So somebody said they think Lloyd is better in the studio, Mario is better. Live what y'all think? I can see that because Mario really got vocals though, Okay, I ain't gonna lie. I don't know if Mario's vocals are really good or if they were just so much better than old Marion's during that verses that we all were just like, what the fuck. No, don't get me
wrong. I know my man got he he he got to throw no Diddy, But I think that it was it was a considerable difference between the two. I think he just didn't I think he underestimated him. Yeah, o, Mario, I thought all that fucking dancing ship was gonna save him and eating watermelon this ship. And Mario said, y'all niggas sound hard dog dog. Yeah man, you know now we now we talked about this with the groups. When we talk about, like, you know, even bringing on
Marion into this, do we do we consider B two K's thesography? Hello? Can I get the question out first? Now? Won't get fun, won't get fuck? Okay, all right, So last one a sibling, this or that. I feel like we can do that. A sibling this or that. Last one and this one, this one's gonna get a lot of y'all in your feelings. And I'm gonna tell y'all right now, I don't care. I don't care, and I don't care. I don't care. I think it's a good ass fucking battle. Mariah Carry or Whitney Houston.
If it's Christmas out right after Thanksgiving. Listen soon as novembers this Christmas come away that that's a generational song her because they ain't canceling Christmas. Let me, let me, let me, let me take us on a side ten, Let me take us on a side Tangent Real Fast, Whitney, Okay, let me take us on side Tangent Real fest. Which song is bigger? All I Want for Christmas during the holidays or Thriller during Halloween?
Thriller? No fucking out your mind. Mariah Carey is still getting booked at Sick All I Want for Christmas till this day. Michael Jackson is dead, till he still did, like pick make him do go on tour? They probably would. He ain't got no, he ain't got no. Michael's thing got Michael Jackson. No hear me, Marian Carrey. Mariah Carey has never
stopped singing All I Want for Christmas every year. Before Michael Jackson died, he was not performing Thriller and during Halloween we call that pony like you got a lot I'm talking about just for the holiday song his music videos for concerts in spring. Can you just hear me out? I'm talking about we're strictly talking about holiday songs. Who has the better holiday song? Which is more successful for Christmas? Definitely Christmas. I'm gonna say all I want for Christmas,
Mariah Carey. You didn't say Michael Jackson. Now, don't get me wrong, Michael Jackson does charge every October for you know, Halloween. I just don't think it does or is bigger night for Christmas overthriller. We're talking about just songs. I'm just saying I wouldn't put a Michael Jackson song as Halloween song versus like a Mariah Carey as a Christmas song. So I'm not
gonna lie. Definitely, you're talking about holiday only. So if you're talking from like Christmas in July all the way unto morowfucking January, first, she probably getting over billions and streams. Yes, yes, as soon as soon as niggas put the Christmas after as soon as think about it. Let's go back to our original question. Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, excuse me tell me why? Sorry y'all, Whitney really have vogus and all timeless Mariah Carey,
don't she who until Arianna Grande? Nobody was hitting that dolphin note. But fucking you know, Mariah, nobody gives but but she's ugly. She's ugly. Whitney is the queen. I'm not saying she's not the queen. So whoever she go up against, she it's at that point where like witness Whitney, Beyonce and whoever else thinking is listen, Adele might be in that situation. Now, I don't think we need her in this conversation. No, you don't think. You don't think she can sing? She can sing.
I'm just saying, hey, bro, swata I think that if we're just opening it to to females with throats no Diddy, there are people we also have to including Jennifer Hudson. Yes, Jennifer's but she's not no fucking Whitney Houston though. Is she's not a star? Is she not? She doesn't have star quality but vocals microL vocally, Yeah, but she's not like
none of these motherfucking females smoke crack. What are you talking about? So that makes the star bower or that gives her an advantage because that she said, a disadvantage that based be high off our as we don't know that allegedly. First of all, my girl said herself, Crack is showing the receipts. Crack is cheap, was shivering, Crack is cheap shot me the receipts. Her and Bobby was on that ship. Listen, let me tell something. I'm give what you're talking about. I'm gonna fine me. You paid
four hundred thousand dollars to get Bobby Brown. Let me tell you something. I'm gonna find me a black man and I'm gonna look at him dead in his face, and I'm gonna say, it's working for me. It's working. It's working for me. It's okay. I'm you staying by her. Ye, that's my girl. I'm a fine. How do we even get to this part of the conversation? And Yo, you know she was struggling with that now question and boys being right? Yo, double Mariah Carey went
through things as well. A lot of you didn't care because she was by racial. She did not do crack. She's still alive, I mean barely. No. No, I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why. You know what I feel like y'all aren't considering because y'all are men. Mariah Carey did have to go through a considerable amount of embarrassment. Imagine you having a husband and he just go around and just start sucking everybody having babies and she took her clothes off on t r L Live, did you
have a mental breakdown? Who carry she did? I don't think she's beautiful, though she like she like j Logan, I feel like that doesn't have anything cousin. You know, it's crazy. Mariah Carey was like, I don't know her. You should, they asked, said I don't know her? Shady missler Man. Uh, this was a tough one. I feel like, uh, I think Mariah Carey was a Whitney I think Mariah Canton. Yes, Mariah Cannon was. I Now, now do we talk about
what we're judging on or we're just talking about vocal abilities alone? I feel like accomplishments. I feel like they have equal accomplishments. But she wasn't on drugs. You really are trying to say, really, I just Whitney was in my household more so I can't really that's I can't. It's like a biased thing, I guess for me honestly. Now, someone on the Live
said Whitney was a whole movie star. I will take that because I do think that's not something that uh Mariah Care was able to be as successful as Whitney in so I'll say that. I'll say that, but it's definitely his favorite Whitney song. Right now, go boo, I'm gonna say whatever from me, I'm giving you everything that's I hate that for you. She had a song with Bom, Thanks and Harmony. What Whitney I had? Everybody nigga had a song with They did not know, they did not Tupac,
motherfucker. What's the fucking white nigga name? Ship tag me? Yes, Phil Harmony, somebody. That was a good Yeah, that was a banger. That was a good song. I was one of the best friends one time. One of my friends like trying to listen to please point. Oh no, that's a tough one. I'm not going to answer this one. Twenty seven minutes by the way, Oh damn well, I'm not going to answer this one. And was that being said, We're gonna wrap sh up.
Taylor. Did you learn anything today? Mmmm? I learned that she was pretty funny today. You learned that right now? Today? I didn't know you was Internet funny. Wow, even though you see me being funny on the Internet, Okay, I had to see it, like because you know they end up be lying. Internet isn't a real place, so I don't blame me the shirt. Thank you so much for joining us today. Where can people find you at? Shot and Shot? Learned that Sir Davies
Ron, Thanks. I saw when it start over. Let's start over Shot. What did you learn today? What did you like? Say? I don't bike for the reason? Oh, I learned that your nickname is Ron and it fitsts the back. No, that's not her nickname, that's her first name, Ron. That's that's pretty good. Matches ahead before one. I learned that I hate everyone here, but it's okay because seven loves me. And that's don't do that, don't baby, Yes,