Sure, what's that, beautiful people? It is your baby Mama, favorite baby Mama story peat and this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective, Damn Son back at it again, boom, and yeah, you know, I just want to start off by saying first things. First, rest in peace to the queen who never was. Everybody on Team Black really appreciates your service. And yeah, were still gonna hold it down for you, Rainus Raners. I always make your name up, but
you know who you are. We thank you for your sacrifice. Also, I just want to say a big fuck you to Sister Sage. Unless you have some grand plan, then we're all writing for you. Girl, Black Girl, Magic, girl power. But yeah, those things aside, if you watch House of Dragons as the Black people call it, or The Boys, those two statements might have made sense. If not, they probably didn't. But if you do, sight of my dms, because we got so
much to talk about. I mean, we're recording this on a Wednesday, so by the time this drops still be another episode of the Boys Out, so hopefully we can catch up on that too. But yeah, y'all, let's talk because both these shows are stressing me out. What is trash that the Boys have you? Oh? I forgot to change my band for my watch? It's okay? Have you? Are you up to date? No? But see see uh just Tray said the Boys are back, baby,
Yes, we're like four or five episodes in Where are You at? A whole lot of jazz has left my a f so offt Yeah fuck them, I'm crying. So yeah, A long story short. If you watch any of these shoes, please hit me up because we have so much to discuss. H King B. Moore says, Yes, The Boys Season four is on hood. Hippie says, A man is a dead man walking for show. I'ma be real for with you. I don't think he is. I don't think he is. I think that technically he just did what everybody wanted
him to do and what everybody secretly wanted to happen. You saw what happened when my man started to speaking hih vilaria and at that council Nigga said, yeah, that's the one we need. Yeah, that's the energy. Half Man five Amazing says Yes, Stormy's talk has gotten spicy since being in the gym. I'm cracking up Streife de Villain says, I need Cole put in the ground. Bruh. I saw a post said Christian Cole must be what they named Cole Salad after because I hate him just like I hate fucking cold
salad. And you know what, I appreciated that because you I'm sick of this nigga. I ain't not even a nigga. I'm sick of him. I can't wait to see how his storyline plays out because I'm ready for him to go. I'm ready for the go. I'm sick of him. That's it, and that's all right. Jp Less says, I like House of Dragons, never seen the boys, Baby, you gotta catch up. It's good too. I don't watch TV and the boys go crazy. Sea,
I say, he don't watch TV and the boys go crazy. So that she lets you know you need to tune in, right, So all that aside, Today we have a very special episode and it's really near and dear to my heart. And the theme of today's episode is everything is connected. I don't know how, but figure it out. And I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it again. The theme of today's episode is everything is connected. I don't know how, but figure it out. I don't
know. I mean shit, I ain't gonna hold you. It might be connected by me drinking gin and putting all this shit together. Listen. It might be connected by melatonin and me jotting down a few topics. You never know. It might be connected by personal experiences. We don't know. All I'm gonna say is everything is connected. I don't know how, but figure it out. Okay. I want to start with something that I saw, and I see circling every time this person goes on tour, and I'm getting
a little sick and tired of it. Every time this person goes on tour, we see the same thing. As soon as I say this person's name, you're already gonna know who I'm talking about. Half of you already didn't put it together. Every time Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour. Every time Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour, we see the same narrative of somebody's boyfriend broke up with her because she went to the meet and greet. Every time
never fails. At least one person is going to go viral because they went to the meet and greet her boyfriend got upset and she broke and he broke up her like bruh, bruh. I'm really and truly, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of see of the narrative that every time Christopher Maurice Brown goes on tour, somebody's boyfriend breaks up with her because she went to them meet a greet. And then the first thing men
always try to say is what would you do? What if your man went to Megan the Stallions meeting Greek bager not bad bruhh, yeah, bruh, bruh. I'm trying. Here's what y'all don't understand. Every time y'all come with what would you do if your men want to Megan the Stallions meet and Greek Baby? I don't care Megan, don't won't you mean? Don't won't you? Bruh bruh, bruh. Got shot. I don't understand. What do you want me to say? What you want me to be like,
oh no, my man can't go to Megan a Stallions meeting greet? What what? Maybe? I don't give a fuck? Ladies, I don't know, tap in like, am I the only one who don't care if their man was to go to like a Meghan the Stallion meet and Greek? Is it just me? Is it just me? Miss Meghan? I was gonna bag you with my girlfriend said no, bruh, it's like Megan don't want you. You're not good for Megan. You good for me? You regular? That's crazy, You're regular? You good for me? You come to
see you, you might come and see you. Otis are you're going to have an uncle? Laugh where you can order it right? Don't make me live like a black auntie. I'm serious, man, like I feel like if you are going to pay for like a meet and greet, get your money's worth, and my man goes to Megan thee Stallion's concert. Baby, you better get your money worth if you pay one thousand dollars for a meet and greet, take a picture with a throng in your mouth. Okay,
go ahead, have her pick you up, all right. Let me get some che or something. Baby, steal a couple of tracks off the back. Get your money's work, all right, Come home and tell me what you smell like. That's an investment person. Yeah, I do not care. You want to know why I don't care because Megan don't want you. Megan don't want you. I want you. I love you. Megan, don't okay the fuck Megan ain't gonna pop them pimples on your back. I am okay, stop playing with me. I don't care. I don't care.
If you're spending one thousand dollars, get your money's worth. That's all I have to say. That's all I have to say. And it's like I don't know, I don't know. I support my man a little differently because I actually want her to pick you up. No no shade, no shade, like I just want to see it. She looks nice. I don't care. And then that's another thing. Maybe I really don't care because
I don't care because Megan's amazing. Hell yeah. And then here's the here's the kicker though, say say like say in some absurd universe Earth six three six, Megan actually do want you? Well now, I kind of attitude because watch she wants you and show want me what bra wife? We can we can take her down together? What's up? I got a master ball in the trunk, Thank you, thank you, And then no, bruh,
talk to her first. Real girls like girls better I mean like, well, like obviously I'm joking, but I ain't gonna hold your ship making want my man. That gave me a little bit of confidence. I don't know. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. Shout out to me in a stallion sidebar. Did y'all see her sailor Moon cosplay that she just posted? But that Japanese song she got? Bruh, I'm about to learn the words to that song and then put bilingual on
my resume. Y'all think it's gonna work? No, I really am. Okay, you know what shot sorry shot in the micirl talking about and she thinking the right places. Boy boy, Speaking of relationships, I don't have a segue because, like I said, y'all got to figure out how the ship goes together. Uh. Speaking of relationships, I have a question for y'all. And before I start this conversation, I want to say this is
no shade to anybody. This is me genuinely just talking from my heart and me you know, not understanding how things work, and me just wanting a better understanding. Okay, So I just want to reiterate this is no shade to anybody. This is just how I feel. And these are just you know, questions that I have, right, I want to start off by saying I don't have a problem with guys who paint their nails. However, I don't think I would ever be able to date a guy who paints their
nails because I don't know the rules right now. I'm not talking about like, you know, a little design, little clare Cote, little manicure. I mean the guys who get like a full painted set, right, because if we're going on vacation, I don't mind like you getting like one or two nails to match my set. That's cute. I like that. But I'm talking about like guys who get a full painted set on the regular. I don't know the rules into how this works, because like, is your
nail tech my nail tech? Right? Like, hold on, no, no, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Do we got the same, lady? Because my question is like what happens if we both want like the four o'clock sid Hold on, baby, this is one na old lady. First, wait a minute, but dog, wait a minute, there's too much dip on your chip. This is my lady, bruh. Bruh, like how how does this work? And then like, now, ladies is low key disrespectful, right, Neil texts are low
key disrespectful. So like what happens if my man go and he just went like a clear and she's like, oh your girl, no pay for gel on your nail, the same way they be doing us right, So now it's like, oh but it's not come down there and talk to you. Hold on, wait a minute. Don't talk to my man like that. My man can't have anything he wants. Don't talk to him like that. All right, First of all, all right, maybe we got something playing,
Maybe we doing the clay class or something. You don't want that this time? Like I have so many questions and I don't know what the rules are, so like, you know, don't want to get money. My lady is now now once again to eat your own everything. Ain't for everybody? G four five O five says yes, my nail tech, your nail tech and clear jail. Gotta keep my nails clean. So chat was moved too fast, my bad big dog. Next one says old school training men
would do the pinky nail. I never agree with that part of my culture. Lol, Isaiah HD says, if your nail tech, if your nail beds are cooked, just say that stormy whatigg Yeah it wasn't moved too fast. My bad. I didn't see that one either, But yeah, you know, I just have questions fellows whill get their nails done? What are the rules? Like do you what happens? Like? And then like does it depend on how deep in love you are? Like if you like in
love love? I mean, if you think about it, he go get his nose done before, like he already want to have his own nil check in the first place. But what if my nail tech is better than his nail tech? He wouldn't know that how I mean, if he's treating his nail tech like he treats his barber, he ain't really paying at all. Oh that's a good question. Be awa loyaler with our service text and you guys are And this is what I'm saying. Another question. The bigger issue
is you going to my nail tech and becoming friends with that bit. That's the problem. We really will talk about it is really it's really I get the forecast spy when I pop up you there, Moss is crazy, bruh. Like that's that's would be crazy, like bro, and then like really like you said, like question, fellas, are y'all as loyal to your nail tech as you are your barbera like I would if if I got my
nails on it, I would be. And then if we together, if we together have the same nail tech, are you talking about me to me? Me? Yeah? Like do me me know you? You you you? Because now I'm be disrespectful. I'm coming now, made me know how you be gargling my asshole? See this is what I'm saying, Like we need to have me me know I'm about from holes and movies. And I told her because I don't think you can like, yeah, you you are
finished, You're finished, You're done. I'm just saying so. Also real fast, you want to go back real fast and say, and before y'all starts, y'all ship Okay, most women do love a nice clear coat on their man's nails. Okay, because y'all be trying to fucking come up here and tittle the cat with fucking black all under your fingernails. We don't like that. We don't like that, we don't like that. And then our fucking pH get thrown off and you going everywhround telling everybody we got to stinky
Kuchi. You gave it to me. Okay, all the fucking buffalo hot wings saw some of your fingernails when you put it up there. You gave it to me. How about that? How about that? Okay? Thank you? Next? All right, Okay, we talk about it. No, I fuck y'all. Next topic. Like I said, everything's con nected. You gotta figure it. Yeah, speaking of buffalo wild sauce, I don't know the fact, I don't know. I don't know, right. I want to start by saying, I'm not talking about every man when I
say this. I'm not talking about every man when I say this, Right, but I think there's a significant amount of men who feel this way, and I just want to talk about it and have like a cool, calm discourse. Right. I feel like that's what we're here for. You know. Everybody gets a chance to voice their opinions and say things that might not be popular and some things that are but people just don't like to talk about.
Right. So not all, but there is a significant amount of men who do not want to get married, not all, not all, not all, right, but there is a significant amount of men who don't want to get married, and this could be based on what they experience growing up, maybe a past relationship, maybe even a past marriage. Right, and no shade cuts to eat your own. You like what you like, you
want what you want, right. I feel like to these men who specifically don't want marriage based on what they saw or experienced or heard about a bad divorce or you know, something like that, Like, it's hard to me because I hate that for y'all. I hate that for y'all. I genuinely do. I genuinely do. I genuinely hate that you're allowing a past experience to shape how you feel on something in the future that doesn't even will pertain to that woman. Like I feel like it's like sushi. Yeah, yeah,
it's like sushi. You just ain't had the right roll, my guy, Like, you keep sucking with that shrimp t impoor. You need to get you some dragon roll, my guy, Like, it's just you just had a bad experience. It's cool, it's cool, But anybody who knows anything wonna tell you that, Oh, sushi is not created equal. Bruh. You keep sucking around with these fucking cucumber and avocado rolls that ain't me that ain't heard that ain't heard that ain't heard like you, you're not on
the right wave, my guy. Like give it another chance, That's all I'm saying, Like, don't allow it to scorn you, because there are different types of rolls out there. Bro, did you even put a little bit of an eel sauce on top? Did you use a little with sabi? Did you did you put a little gender on it? Like it's different, it's different times of women out there, Like every woman isn't going to
give you that experience, you know that, right? Like everybody who I know who really loves sushi will meet somebody who they don't like sushi and just be like, yo, you you gotta try this. Sushimi ain't for everybody. It ain't everybody don't like sushi me right. So it's like, Yo, somebody said, stop getting that sushi from a local gas station. That's not a good boys. I Yo, you got your sushi from the supermarket or did you go to like an actual sushi place and have them rolling in
front of you? Like what did you do? Like there are different experiences. Not comparing matrimony to happy hour Cali rolls. I'm just saying it's different. It's different, and I hate that some people really have a negative experience because it's like all sushi ain't created equal, and I really believe that in
my heart. And it's like I personally I can't take away from anyone's experience, but just how we say, like yo, it's different type of sushi roles, it's different types of women, it's different type of marriages, like did you have a prenup? H? Did you did y'all try therapy? Did you try eating ass? Different? Stay away from I'm just saying it's different types of marriages. All marriages are not created equal, like everything ain't
for everybody, you know. So it's like you're only gonna find that out if you give it one more go, like dish. Just I know it's hard because the wrong type of sushi will have you fucked up on the toilet okay, and the sink and everywhere else. Right, but you get the right type of sushi. You vibing, baby, you good? Start moving with them chopsticks, my guy, Like, come on in a bathroom,
button in your stomach, like bruh, Start moving with them chopsticks. Now you cultured baby, Come on, like it's just different now, the right type of love. It's like a drug. It's just addictive, so you kind of always want to want it, So you might not have found that
right exactly, Like yo, like maybe you needed to try therapy. Did you try maybe a smaller ceremony, like a different guest list, Like, because I'm gonna be real with you, every woman ain't the same if for me, divorce ain't an option, like, oh you man, go take a fucking walk. I saw this a comment on YouTube. The boy was
like, you got to marry somebody that wants to marriage. You're not a wedding, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, because it's it's it's really women out there who when they say like y'all want to get married and they want to be with you, they really trying to do a big, a lifelong on Like like I said, for me, divorce is not an option. The vorce is not an option. Like if you're mad,
go take a walk tomorrow. We're gonna try again tomorrow. It's real, Like I don't know, Like it's like you you feel like you gotta go cheat. Tell me how you're not being fulfilled? Like bro, I'm just saying, like, but no, But you know what, that's why people cheat. People usually cheat because they're not satisfied in some arena, and instead of telling their partner, they just go out and try to find it someplace else. It's like, yo, talk to me, what's up? Like
if you feel like you want cheat? You know what? I have that conversation with even after years of neglect and emptiness? Why'd you let it become years of neglecting emptiness? Tell me wrong? Got what years? Tell me the first week, first day, first hour, Hey, bitch, step your game up. Let me know what if they have told their partner, If you have told your partner, right, it's therapy, and then after
therapy is you're gonna have to make some tough decisions. Right. But to me, I personally believe in premarital therapy because that's usually where you work out a lot of the problems or you are privy to a lot of the problems that come up in marriage. Like, Yo, this is where you can openly discuss finances, your plans for kids, what you expect the roles in the household to be. Like, if you get how you feel about sex, how often you desire sex, you talk about all that, and like
pre marriage therapy. So it's like, by the time we get to the marriage, we already talked about this, we should already have a plan, we should already know we doing. And I think that the art of going to therapy before you get married is lost. A lot of people are not doing that nowadays, and that's honestly part of the problem. I'm at work so lurking outfits and what upshote my God, But also like you gotta understand,
like you got to inspect what you expect. So like if you if you want the love, then you got to make sure that you're getting it. So it's kind of like you can't just be sitting here going on DAC just being stupid. You gotta go on Dace and be pay attention and understand that who you're with and go out understand like, Okay, well I got understand. I gotta learn something about this person. And like I said before,
everybody is a lesson or a blessing. So you might have had them years of years of misery, but at the end of the day, what did you learn. So now when you go to the next relationship, you take what you learn, you don't do that again. Pre bawd or counseling. Sorry, listen to you, Like, hey, BC, you are right pre marital counseling. I couldn't think of the words, but yeah, if I feel like premortal counseling is when you work a lot of that out,
Like what are roles? You know? How do you expect to maneuver? What is uh retirement look like for you guys? Like that's really where you work a lot of that out. My marvelous life says, no woman think marriage is based off of a happy meter. I hope that they don't. Marriage is not meant to be easy. Marriage is meant to be forever. And I feel like if you're moving like marriage is going to be easy,
it's going to be short. They're no, seriously, like if you are getting married, and you know what I feel like, Once upon a time, I had the whole ideal of I want this beautiful wedding and I want to live happily ever after. And then like, after working on myself, I realized I really just want somebody who is as spiritual or religious as I am, Like I just want somebody to stay in front of God. But like Yo, this's the one I want out of all these billions of
people. This is the one I want. I don't want nobody else. That's what I want. That's what I'm looking for, you know, instead of finding ways to leave, find ways not to leave. Mm hmm. Big Jamiir says, they marry me. Og mic Oh says it's bay Hey yeah, man, But those are just my thoughts. Just try, he says. People be having rose colored Disney goggles. Outfit says, want an easy marriage, green card, Get the fuck out. I don't go back
to work. We're working. I'm about to call your job. I'm really about to call you a job because you always come on here with the shenanigans and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of that, all right. Oh my god, I'm so sick of outfits. I promise. Why would he say that? What's wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Bro? Like Mark? She says, pop out and show niggas. If the communication is truly there and the connection, you can have a successful marriage.
I agree. Gifted by Gap says, putting a binding contract behind it that adds clauses for leaving isn't always it? King B Moore says, I want to be married. I desire to be a husband and I want a wife, so that will happen. Just gotta work for the white woman. Just Trey says he probably worked for himself. If so, that's wild, Yeah, he probably do. He probably just sitting in the room by hisself, just being an asshole. I promise you, I'm so sick of you.
Outfit is okay. No, I feel like if you are fully committed to being in a marriage, I think that there are more than enough people, more than enough emotionally intelligent people to make that work, as long as you put in the work for it. You know what I mean? Uh, sid Dixie says, And make sure the communication is honest. Make sure the
communication is there and honest, because that really be half the battle. I'm sure you're surrounding yourself with like minded people because you can't be talking about people who don't. You can't be married hanging around people who don't get a marriage. It'll work Outfit says, I'll tell you this, you call my job, I'll cut your lights off except for your son's room. Fuck you guy, Okay, fuck you, thank you. So the next thing I want
to talk about because, like I told y'all, everything is connected. Y'all figured the fuck out? How okay? Next thing I want to talk about, and we're really going to take a turn here, but I honestly need an answer. I need an answer fellas women. Somebody gotta tell me. And I'm not trying to be smart, and I'm not trying to come from nobody, and I'm not trying to shame nobody, not trying to bashe nobody know nothing. But this is an honest inquiry. When y'all women be wearing
them throng bathing suits to amusement park, bitch, who does fuh? Okay, I have an honest question. I have an honest question when y'all women are wearing these long bathing suits to these family friendly amusement parks. Bitch who spa? Okay, I am confusion? How do I am confusion? I am confusion? Right? And I don't mean your own private pool and you're gated complex. I'm not talking about that. That's open to interpretation. Whatever you home, I get there. I'm talking about when you are at Dorney
Park. Okay, when you're at Dorney Park, sesame place, bitch, I ain't never seen Rosena, ain't no throng never Okay, when Zoe be hanging with rock Oshan ain't never got no throng on we're talking about Sesame Place based off Sesame Street. I ain't never seen it. I ain't never seen it. Who is this for? Who is it for? I have an honest question. It does not make sense to me when a majority of these parks are targeted towards children. Who are you wearing this for the children?
I'm jiveused, like, say, Drake, I heard you, like, I'm young? What the fuck are we doing? What are we doing? I I'm crying, what's happening? What's happening? Right? Like? I feel like it's a time and place for everything. Y'all know that y'all know how to dress when y'all go to a Jibri interview. Y'all know how to dress when y'all go to church. Why is it different when it comes to an amusement park? Bruh, bruh. And I'm talking about like no cover
up, no shorts, no nothing. Who are you doing this for? Literally? And it's it like bro, yes, yes, the only reason I'm here is for my kid. I could have went to great whoop laws or some adult resort. What's an adult resort? Not sesame street. I'm serious though. Somebody said they trying to catch a body. King By Moore said it's probably a minor. Don't maybe laugh like a black auntie. Y'all
stop stop, Okay. She gets on the water slide and that bathing suit is going Isaiah hd h big per men for a fund says trying to warm up the water slide. Oh, you want to see a bitch gold out of slide like. Uh, it's being a low says moved too fast. I missed it. Uh, it's only flash. As I remember my general manager told us a story about the lady who went damn, y'all going fast. I can't see it. A cold blood it says, can Coon is a resort for adults. Seriously, Uh, the transactions in today's world is
attention. It can't be. It can't be. It can't be. Like like I said, it's a time and a place for everything. You know how to dress when you go to a job interview. You know how to dress when you go to shorts. You know how to dress at a funeral. Like all of a sudden, we get to amused permanent art and we don't remember anything. We get to an amusement parking. Now everything is off the table. It's my body, my choice, I do what I want. Bruh, my fucking kids is out here, please please. I understand
you feel that way about your body. I love this for you, buthen, my fucking kids is out here. Bro seriously. And then it's like me personally, now it's just me hot take hot take right. Some I feel like there's a significant portion of you who purposely dress like this because there are a lot of moms who don't feel confident with their body, and you feel like, oh, I'm shitting on her, I'm shitting on them, I'm doing this, that and the third, and it's like, no,
you actually look stupid. We're actually all talking about you, and not in a good way. Like baby, you think so low of yourself that you have to put this much of yourself on display in this particular place, like you can you can fucking be naked anywhere else, just not around my fucking kids. I don't like that. I genuinely don't like that. And I know that there's a lot of you who's gonna say, oh, well, maybe they just out here trying to get niggas. Maybe they're out here doing
it for the men. Men, I want to ask you, it's disappealing to you when you see these girls with thongs on at these children themed parks? Does it do it for you? Does it get your picklewet? Does it rudle me that batman? Because I really want to know, because maybe I'm missing out. Maybe my husband is waiting for me to pull my chick. No, it ain't my husband. Everything like that, that definitely ain't
my husband. I'm gonna be real with you. I'm gonna be real with you if he thinks like that, like damn, a woman who has a full throng or g string on at this park, whose main character is Elmo, that's the girl I'm looking for, baby, You ain't my sight. I'm be real my side a certain type of man, it will mostly cheaters.
Here's the thing. Right into all you women who are dressing like this, thinking that's how I'm gonna get my man, you gotta understand that more than likely a man is going to see you as fun and not a wife. Imagine dress somewhere where she feels like she can be a freak bruh, God, damn, I'd be so embarrassed. Chase us, chase us and like we like using our imagination. Yes, you know, I don't want to see you know. You know when Kendrick said sometimes you gotta pop out
and show niggas this same way he was talking about. This ain't what he was talking about. No, he didn't mean not sessame place. Okay, damn, but no, I got it. I really want to know, like, fellas, if you saw that at the kid friendly musement parks? Would that do it for you? Is that your wife? Have you on the fund and not a wife? Says his queen The Marquez Q says, listen to me a turtle, nick and some jeans turned me on too. Oh my god, I love that. Hell yeah, not the place a
hot girl summer in Lego Land is diabolical. I'm crying. Workman nine zero one zero says not at all. King B. Moore says, went from fifty two people watching to thirty six. I think some of the women got offended. And I don't give a fuck because you need to hear it. Okay, stop going on our worst internet complaining about how you can't find a man. When you wanted these bitches showing up to theme park with a thong on. That's why. That's why. Okay, that's why. Thank you.
I ain't watching Shut the fuck out, all right. So now we're gonna get into the edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is where I read questions that you guys send in. So on the day we record, I put a prompt up and tell you guys to ask me anything. If you have something to say on a day that I don't pick the prompt up or it's just too long to fit inside there, you can email me at inquiries at stormyp ea dot com. Okay, so also please stop
saying things like when can I take you home? And if you can trink my bath order and you just want to know how it tastes and things like that. Oh I'm tired, I'm tired. I'm fucking tired. I'm fucking tired. Because what do you want me to say? Oh, that'll be related fireworks because that's what somebody said. Somebody said, or you related to fireworks because you blow my mind. That's what they said to me. That's what they said to me. And when you say things like oh, how
much will it cost? What are you gonna do when I give you an actual price? What are you gonna do when I give you a price and it's out of your price range? Please? Y'all, just I know I say asked me anything, but make it make sense. Please please after pay or clarinal on some pussy is crazy, all right? Please please? Okay, first question, it says me and my shorty broke up because she doesn't want to do long distance. Right, we don't have bad blood. It's
still loved there. My question is you think she doesn't want to do distance because she got niggas on holl lone or genuinely the distance is too much. We're only three hours away from each other. I'm gonna let that said in for a minute, think about it, think about it, gonna ask it again. Me and my shorty broke up because she doesn't want to do distance. Right, we don't have bad blood and it's still loved there. My question is you think she doesn't want to do distance because she has niggas on
her line, or genuinely does it? The distance is too much? We're only three hours away from each other. Okay, baby, Well, I'm gonna be Roachie. Right, well, first let's go to the live. Juge Tray says, yeah, nigga, she wants some house peen. Duh uh, it's being Alo says, oh, she going Workman nine zero one zero says both. King B. Moore says she got a house stick and it ain't his hayvy E C says, when a woman really feeling you,
that distance hurts her deeply. Marquez says three hours ain't no damn distance. Isaiah HG says what not? Both okay, So my honest opinion right to each his own. Everything ain't for everybody. For me, I do not want to do a three hour distance. I don't want to, especially if I didn't start doing that. And the only reason I say that it is like Yo, the older I get, the more clingy I become like bro. I want to come home and smell my nigga armpits. I want to
come home and smell my nigga armpits. Okay. I want to come home and get in my bed and smell his lotion from last night. Okay. I want to pop up on my nigga at his job on his lunch break and throw rocks at his window and twerk in a parking lot, so he sees me and then leaves before anybody else. Okay, I want to go to the supermarket, all right and walk up on my nigga in the fruit out and act like we don't know each other and try to bag him. Okay, I want to be up under my nigga, right. But I
guess it's different. And here's why I say that. I guess it's different if maybe you started with that and now you can grow with like distant I don't know. I don't know how to say this. Maybe it's different if y'all start off in a relationship in the same city, because you've already laid the foundation to give you the strength to hold on to do all those things until the next time you see each other. That's why I say everybody's different.
And then it's like, how long you have been together? Y'all been together like fourteen years? Well I take the back, y'all been together like three years and she's moving three hours away. Now I got more questions why you're not going with her? Okay, Now I got more questions. It's just a lot that goes into this, because that is also a thing. Is that is also a thing. Bruh, I'm not I'm not gonna hold you. Sometimes adults don't know how to end things, and this is real,
right. I know a guy who told a girl he was working in New York. He's originally from Philly. He told this girl faithfully that he was working in New York, that nigga was at home in Philadelphia every fucking day, every fucking day. And then I accidentally, not accidentally, and then I posted him on my story with me. I didn't know she followed me. She went right to him on his line. I thought she was fucking working in New York. Bye bye, bye, bye bye. Stop
lying that I want to start, but stop lying. If you don't want to be with somebody, tell them all right. If you require more from them, tell them okay, because you never know. Listen. I feel like if I'm with somebody for a long period of time and they're like, yo, I'm moving, bro, if I have the means, why not move? You're talking about I'm moving, I'm I'm nigga. You mean we we us three years together? Okay, just like this, Just like this, I'm moving. We us The fuck you want to get this? You
haul or me, what were you doing? Like, here's a long time to get mark hez G says long distance is good if you got the money and availability. If not, no dice. Could you imagine driving three hours to see your nigga, y'all getting a little tiff and she's just off the whole time. Yeah, yeah, I got something here in my mouth. Okay, yeah, man, I don't know to each his own. So when you ask, do you think it's because of the distance or do you
think it's because you know, she got other niggas on the line. It really might just be because of distance because she's clingy, and she also really just might have other niggas on a line in her city. Either way, it might not be meant to be, you know, and then it might just more conversations got to come into play. But if she's saying that's not enough to fulfill her at this time, you just gotta take it at face value for what it is. Bh we Straight says crazy, he said that
because my girl's fifteen minutes away from me. I am Nola Punch says my future bay always looking beautiful. Oh thank you baby. Jess Tray says long distance only work temporarily for a financial betterment to the family. Yeah, I don't know. Teach's on. Greg Weeks says the end result is totally to cohabitate because I need them yams next to me too. I thought that was
funny. All right. So next question it says, and if you just tuned in on a live we're doing edibles where we read stuff that you guys wrote in. Next question says, what's the most underrated need that you have to have in a romantic relationship? Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh. I don't know. I don't know. What do you guys think? What's the most underrated need that you have to have in a romantic relationship. I'm gonna
be real with y'all. You gotta be done with me. Yeah, you're like, if you want to be with me, you gotta be dumb with me. Okay. This is not a solo sport. It's a team effort, all right, you gotta be dumb with me. Okay. If we just chilling in a living room and I get up and do a front roll, baby, you gotta do a front roll right behind me. Okay, just pick up the slack. Come on, Like, if we just chilling
in the house not doing nothing. Come on a bench press me and then turn around and let me put you on my back and do some squats. I'm so serious. I'm so fucking serious. Like I want to be dumb together. Okay, Like I'm serious. No, you're not gonna let me put you on it. That's crazy, that's crazy. Big Red nineteen sixty five says, if I fart, you better fart with me, baby. Not only am I gonna fart with you, I'm gonna rake that fart. Okay, want a ten scale? What is it? Don't let it be
a little wet or that's bonus points. Okay, I'm serious. You gotta be dumb with me. Like, bro, if I say to you kick punch, it's all in the mind. What are you gonna say? What do you want to say? Cause it better be if you want to test me, I'm sure you're fine, Like, bruh, what's it? Do you even know where that's from? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know where that's from? Like these are things that are important to me. I need you to be dumb with me, Like, I'm serious.
I like that ship. I want to have a good time. I want to enjoy each other. I feel like that's an underrated sport factor. Need. I really want to enjoy each other. That's what I want. Yep, I saw you kick that camera shot. I saw you kick that camera shot. It's like, bruh. If I'm in the kitchen cooking breakfast, just come up and put your face in my butt. I like that. I like that now that don't eat it, don't eat it, don't eat it, just like behind the girl like, no, please send that
to me. But yeah, I like that shit. I like that. The things I teach you well surely reached you. How fast gets it? You and Clint c have the same delivery. That's my guy. That's my guy. Just Tray says, motor broke the butt exactly, motor boat the butt. That's what I like. Heyvy Ec says, cooking breakfast in the kitchen, I'm biting a cheek. That's all I ask. That's all I ask. Bhv Straight says, bruh, I do that to my face when I'm laying when we laying together, I'm crying. But yeah, man,
maybe I'm asking for too much. I don't know. I'm just saying, that's what I want. That's what I need. I like that, all right, guys. So let's recap what did we learn today? Absolutely fucking nothing again? All right, one more time. What did all these topics have to do with each other? I don't fucking know, but they're on my mind this week, so I just jot them down to share with you. Guys. I do want to say once again, if you watch House
of Dragons or The Boys, please contact me so we can discuss. My friends are not up to date. Huh, don't be weird. Just hit me up to talk about this, please, all right? God damn? But yeah, and if you were going to blur kind this weekend, I can't wait to see you guys. And if you see me, don't be weird, okay, just be regular? And yeah, that's it, all right. I can't wait to see you guys. My message is always gonna
be the same. Follow me on a gram at Stormy p p EA at Chocolate Chip and SIB and if you don't remember anything else, please remember don't be weird, just be regular. I love you, guys, and I see you next week. Peace,