Sure who what's up, beautiful people? It is your baby Mama's favorite baby Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective Damn Son, back at it again and back at it again. Y'all already know what I'm going to say, Philly, Tri
State Area, don't forget February seventeenth. It is going down Chocolate Chip and Zip live with me, Stormy P. We got games, we got giveaways, we got prizes, and we got the opportunity for you to get in on all these conversations that were always having y'all always be in the comments about all right, click the link of my bio and get your tickets right now, or you can go to stormype dot com. I can't wait to see you guys there. And speaking of can't wait to see you guys, y'all,
I ain't gonna hold y'all. I got somebody in the studio with me today and I've been stalking old girl for a minute. I'm real, y'all. I'm real. I'm not too I'm not proud, I'm not not too proud to say it. I'm gonna be real and I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna start can this girl for so long, sir, ma'am me. Okay, I want y'all to get super super hype from my girl, Dizzy, the content creator, the super stud, the baddest special of the land. It's Dizzey, y'all. Yes, bitch, clap for me. We're
gonna add that in in post. We're gonna clap for me. No, I'm sorry, Thank you you guys stop now. I'm not you seven. So happy to have you here. Thank you. I'm glad to be here. I appreciate you. You know. This is our Valentine's Day episode. Yeah, I got flowers. I got flowers. This is the first seven flowers I have gotten. It ain't even Valentine's d yet. You but just need to step your shit up. Pissed about it? Uh huh? You know what I'm saying. They're not real. But I don't know how to
take your real flowers anyway. But you know, but they're not real. But my love and support of you is I felt like that would carry you one. I think I love you now know. I mean, we bonded. It's too soon, but we bonded like a lot. Today Oh my god, shot shot, Shot, shot, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, shot shot doesn't have my mic today, y'all. But whatever, he's a nice man, a nice young man. He's a good man. I know that's right. Come on, somebody. He don't like to be on camera,
so they really don't know what he looked like. Oh they just hit it. Wait shot, you do got a mic? Oh, I ain't deep voice in it? Hey, ladies, day to the bitches. We ain't got no man. So me and Dizzy went to Happy Hour before we recorded today, and I really learned a lot. First, shut up verse, Uh, Paul Mason, It's not Paul Mason, it's Paul Masson him too, Paul Massan. I'm from the soft So we drank Paul Moissan and if you know what it did, some of y'all like, oh hell nah,
some of y'all probablys hell na. I drank the pineapple kind. No, not the regular, the regular nasty. You might well started digging your grave because you're gonna die nasty. But she took a shot of it in what you think it was so sweet? But you drank the whole thing. Yeah, because my mom ain't raised no bitch. I feel like she asked for more in her head, but she just didn't want to. She likes sweet ship. We just drank some sweat I would like, I would like,
So you don't like it? We had Pineapple teenage show exactly, and I gave her paul Pineapple shot. Did you like it? It was delicious? Now it's eight it's eight twenty nine. A bottle for philth wait. Really look like that's that chick ship that's right there. Now, I just want to talk about a few things we discussed at happy hours. That's okay, Yeah, that's fine. First thing, First, you said I'm a Burrow. Yeah, I'm a burrow. What's that a boy? Girl?
I'm a lady dude. You know what I'm saying. Whatever y'all want to call me, you know what I'm saying because every time I make a video you already know if somebody you can call me, it's talking about something. Is that a boy or girl? But I'm both. Ask your kids they tell you I think this is I think this is like God or Satan. So if I called you a bitch ass nigga, do you get double offended? No, that actually sounds accurate. But it's really like a nigga bitch,
not a bit. That's what they call. That's what the lady is called. The niggas. I ain't gonna say, y'all, and I want to throw you in that, but I appreciate that. You know what I'm saying, you gotta do the reverse. It don't sound bad when it's the reverse. It sounds bad because that's trying to be offensive bitch ass nigga. They don't say that like, oh, that's a bitch ass nigga. Nobody just you know what I'm saying. I agree, I agree, I'm a
nigga bitch. Now say it the other way. Since well read the sad respect me. So since we're talking about, you know, things that people say, I'm not gonna lie. I didn't followed you for a long est minute, and I want to know why them stuffs be so mad at you, honestly, because they said that I'm not a real stud who makes the rules. How are you not a real stud? I'm trying to find a book. Oh okay, I think there's a book somewhere. It's probably you
know how they have fossils and ship deep it's a hidden artifle. I think that's what's going on? Because I haven't seen the book myself, but from what I've learned, a stud have you do you know what the definition of a study is? My aunt Tracy Fresh Boozy please get up because you you know she got the feed she got is she is she black or country black? She's country blackie part And they also said many Fresh stood, just just many Fresh. It's boozy, many Fresh and it's a nigga tifa and set
it off. Yeah, but queen on camera because she bad a ship and that's why you got to say in set it off when she was clear. It's only when she got you gotta take it back. But she was killing and you really got to name a nigga with dreds. They can't grow no face for her little dirt he stud that's it. You're right, he's a stuffsctfully Yeah. Respect. We don't want no pride from the oh no, not from sixty thirty either. No, okay, we don't want no problem.
We're just talking, they say, smoking on dizzy. Nope, nope, nope, no, but no for real, though, a stood is a black masculine presenting lesbian. That's the definition of a story only black and I think it's maybe Puerto Rican too, but don't quote me on that because I really don't know. But I know for a fact black people and it was some ship because I don't really know the history behind it. But you know how white folks didn't want us in no ship, so I guess they
don't want us in a butch era. But what black? Because when called me a motherfucking butch, that ship pissed me up. I was ready to punch that bit because but but you know what I was saying that at the part, like, Yo, my grandma used to call me a bull dagger. I'd rather be called a bull dagger than a buck. But I don't know, it sounds very ugly, like it sounds like an insult you butch? What about butch queen? I don't like that. That sounds like a
drag queen or something. It is when not a drag uaner say, but when they be walking and they be like, I don't like this at today, you caught me everything else. Don't call me no fucking butch. You got me a bitch. Can I call you Carl? Yes, okay, but don't call me but And you know what boundaries you feel I love that for you. I don't like the amen. Amen, Amen, So you got Valentine, not the sipping answer listen. A lot of us right now.
We can't afford the Valentine. The bitches won't hotels and ship by the water. They want gifts, they want a whole bunch of shit. And ship is expensive. In what y'all don't know. If we all do ship directly on Valentine's Day is more expensive. You need to do it the weekend before, on the weekend after. Speaking of the weekend after February seventeenth, for Philadelphia, we got chocolate chip and sip. Make sure we got you. See you see you see your date there, take your date to see
my girl. Come on, come on, somebody, come on, somebody. I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna take my day a word, I'm coming you see everybody come in? Why you even get you? You got a date to night? Shot and don't you They don't let you listen. I don't dress like I don't dress like that. Like I'm like, I'm gonna address what I'm off side now. I'm gonna put it on one of dress that it's gonna go over my titty. The rest of everything else is
gonna be out. There's gonna be a little like a street walk outside. That's a problem, but at least you want to get money. You feel me, you wanna get big money. Don't touch me, ain't for free. So I want to uh lend a helping him to some folks who may
not have a Valentine. And I know this time of year could be hard because you're gonna open your phone and see everybody on social media talking about this is what my man got me, this is what I got my girl, and we're so in love and we in a hotel by the water x y Z right. So for those of you who may not have a Valentine, I just want you to know that the San Antonio Zoo is offering you the
option to name a cockroach after your ex. I seen that and they said, if you want to get a little grimarer, you can like do it like a mouse. So basically it's called criby a cockroach, and you can name a roach, a rat, or a veggie after your ex or not so special someone. So basically the donations are five dollars, ten dollars, twenty five dollars and you'll get a downloadable Valentine's a card about You're not so special someone. There's a lot of it for twenty five baby. I know
some houses in North Philly. You can get a whole bunch for the Okay, but listen, do we gotta touch them? And then I'm like, yo, dot feed them Like I can't do that, somebody else gotta do it, And I'm just putting the name on the back. They all feed themselves. That's why nobody likes them. You just gonna put a name tag on them. Yeah, well, they gonna put the name tag on it.
I'm gonna write the name on the tag and then they gonna put the name tag on because I'm not, you know, roach or nothing else. How many cockroaches you got in you? You're talking about exes, I ain't gonna I just don't dis like all my exes. But I got a good two for sure. I don't even got no big list two exes that I do not. So are you gonna do like a roach in a rat or just two rats to vegetables? I'm gonna do a roach in a rat that's
respectable. The other one didn't make me that mad. This other one mad Yeah, she made me mad. I need you to hurt, baby, I need you to hurt. I actually made a story time about her. It was she did me tob Was it a good story? Oh my god,
Sir ma'am very embarrassing. Speaking of Sir ma'am. Also, when we were at happy Hour, we were talking about a few things, one of them being the stereotype of and I feel like we got to talk about the step daddy stud stepdaddy and you said, Lord didn't blush you that minute. Let's say I don't do that. I don't do that. Listen, if I'm with you and you got a child, and I really only like just
one, I prefer none, but I can do just one. But if you got a child and we break up, bitch, I'm breaking up with both of y'all. You break up this family. Fuck that baby, Yes, I sure am, fuck you and yours. I'm trying. I gotta go, I gotta go. I ain't gonna even lie. One time I did some fucked up shit. Do I feel bad about it to this day? No, not at all. So you will never check up a little
right, Ray, No, I don't give a fuck about us. Now, have I seen her it was really on accident because I did some stud shit or did somebody did somebody who just go back and fuck the X real quick. I did that, and then the baby older and she's like, oh, Danzy, I'm like that shill. I had a little conversation with a I D. I was like, damn you brown eye. I told her, I said, I didn't like you when you was younger. I
did. I told her that I don't know if I should, but I I ain't like when you're young, and you know you know, but I don't. I don't stick around. I don't want to don't call me. I'm not here for that. I'm not a step steady. So how you, Maddy, how you go from having your name on all the paperwork at the school today? You'll know that little my name wasn't even MoMA paperwork at
relationships. The bitch was still having old little I would have been. She still had the old studs coming to get the baby, and she was like trying to explain to me, baby, I'm not even mad. I don't want to take her, No, well in a way taken. You want to take me to the zoo, No, don't. When I leave, I'm going little bit. I don't know. I don't care. No. Once we're once we're done, we're done, and I'm done with everybody shut out. They didn't even like your mama at one point. You didn't like
that, I said, the mama. Now not the baby mama. You didn't like the mama, the girlfriend mama. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like that, it was easy. It'd be like that. It's like bringing up heart for you or you're like good at that ship. I think that I'm good at that ship, and that's I don't know if that's a good thing. I'm good at that ship. I could break up with anybody like do I probably think about it. Yeah, but my pride be like, you better not hit that bitch up. And that's where we're
at. So what like coping mechanisms do you do so that you don't hit that person up? I make videos. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not one of them bitches. They have to start talking to somebody else because I don't like people like that. You know, people, they got
to jump to somebody else. You're you're scary and then they tell you like the only way to get over somebody to go to somebody else, but heal hell, because I didn't have too many relationships that didn't work, So I'm like at this one, is it them or maybe it's a little bit of me because my whole thing is like I be thinking I'm above you bitches, only because I use my single time for healing, not hoping. Yeah, that's why I feel like. I feel like you can't hold But it just
takes too much time out of what you need to be doing. If the one somebody get your attention, it's like it takes away from what you should be actually doing. That's why I don't fucking around. My DMS is full of niggas and bitches. It was even some chains. Motherfucker's in there not gonna hold y'all saw the DMS and yall's wallet. I saw her DM saying, y'all are why it's a nigga. He been in my DM since twenty twenty one now, he talked, and I haven't been responding. I can
show y'all, but I gotta show y'all. But he talking about he looked talking about licking my feet and shit, you don't know what the fuck my feet looked like. Let me tell you all what I'm saying. She pulls the DM up and I'm like, oh my god, that's my baby dad, and she was like, bitch, I know you fucking I had her go on for like five minutes, but it wasn't It wasn't five minutes, nigga, get exaggerated. How long was it? Probably three? Take the
two off. Let's not do that. You want to cut because you're acting up. You need some water. Let's go that segment two. Okay. So now right, I wanted to talk about you. I feel like you're you're You're very interesting. You have a million on one stories, and I feel like we don't always get to hear them. Right, Okay, So I want to ask you for questions. Be honest, I'm scared, be
open. This is a safe space. Okay. First, right, what's the worst date you've ever been on the worst day I have ever been on? Yeah? I was in Ontario, California. She came from Victorville, California. I think that was like, I think that was like forty five fifty minutes away. You know what I'm saying. We had been I met her online. I was new in California, So can I ask a question real fast. When you say online, do you mean tender? No, at the time, it wasn't tender. I met her on tag. Remember
Tag. Remember that that's that's a bad place too. Don't go there. Okay anyway, so don't go real holler it out. But she came out. We met at this bar that was down the street from my house that I always go to like my mama, just by myself, and we was you know, she came through. Everything was cool. She looked out her pictures. Look, I feel like I look like, Yeah, I feel like I look how my pictures look too. I'm gonna let you know I
do more videos than anything though. But anyway, so, like we were sitting there talking, taking drinks and shit eating, and then I guess she got too drunk. Everybody was like a different limit, you know what I'm saying. So she's sitting at the table. She started like slowing down. She's like, oh, I'm like you all right, you all right,
you know what I'm saying. So her drink that she ate in front of her, she threw up in the cup, in her cup, in her cup that she was drinking out of, and then you know, the couple still had drinking it so to throw up on top of the drink. It was overfield and spilled out, and I'm just like, oh my god. Was it a big cup? No, it was like a Martini cup, you know how I like the little frozen Margarita's come in Like it was like none. It was just got everywhere. I'm like, oh my god.
And so I was like, oh my god, like I need some naps. I have to go, you know, because they don't really get at me. Nap We had a few, but not another clean throw Yeah, you feel me. So I had to go, Man, I need some napkins. And then she came and bought some napkins and she's like she okay. I'm like, yeah, she gonna just like bring me the check please. I'm just goin to pay for this right now. Paid for the ship left the throw up and all that ship right there cleaned up what I can.
I'n't gonna do everything, but I was gonna do enough thing, you know what I'm saying, because if you do everything, what is Billy the waiter and fuck up? Because big, why would you come here and throw up? You know you'll limit hope? Man? Why I'm still mad by this shit. But anyway, so I got outside and I had to like put her arm around me, like she and if she's not she walking out drunk, that's embarrassing. It's just me and her. How many drinks did
y'all have? I don't know. I don't remember head. I was drunk too, but I don't throw up and cut Did I throw up in this one? You're a lady. Let me tell you this. So you just made her drive home drunk? No, listen, she came. I told you. She came from Victorville. Yes, that's forty fifty minutes away. So I stayed down the street. So at the time, I was staying with my mama. So I, you know, got in her car, took her, you know, tell her, I said, Mama, she
drunk his head. Mama said she can't stay there. I said, damn, bitch, you just can't let some shit go for one night. So I was like, oh my god, I was like, what up going to do with this bitch? So I had to fuck around. I started going through. Thank god she didn't. I was trying to wa I woke up a little bit and I was like, what's your cold? On your phone. I need to cause her phone let her know. So she ended up like giving the cold a little by a little. But it took like
an hour for four fucking numbers. Pissed me off so bad. Finally got through to a sister or something. I was like, I need to address to where she stayed something just driver. I just drove her car down there. I just took her home and her shit, and then I had to spend the night with this bitch. And then she took me back the next day and we never spoke again. So let me get a straight the end. You watched this swoman throw up in her com took her back to your
house, and endured the knacking of your mother, my mama said. And I think I had like just moved there, so I was already meeting bitches. I had just moved there, and she wanted you bosta be looking for a job, bitch, I'm gonna get a job. This bitch outside though, whop up the job. He's fucking twelve am and you're talking about the job. Who open right now? Dumb bitch. I'm mad too, and you going off on me, bitch, this bitch outside throwing up. I
wasn't expecting this shit either. This my mama, she ain't acting right. I thought I was getting some coochy, you know what I'm saying. I thought I was a gonna little sneak the bitch in and get a little pussy, and then she was gonna go home. She throwing up the cups. I gotta tell my mama, Mama, she wrong, she's throwing up My god. That's why I don't come fuck with you. Damn you couldn't even have the bitch have some compassion now, Damn, you ain't nothing been drunk,
have a heart. My mama know she's been a drunk bitch before, and she want to act like piss me off. Yeah, that was my worst date. Okay, Now if she was the issue up right now, what would you say? But you had me fucked up? And what the funk happened? All right? We got a surprise. We got her on the phone. Shot play the audio. I'm this bitch, this Mike, I'm fnna get up. I am crying. Okay, So we talked about the worst day, right. Uh. I feel like another sensitive topic is
sex. I feel like we all have our own sensitive stories, awkward moments X Y and Z and to each of us it all seems so outlanded nobody would understand, so we never really talk about it. So I wanted to ask, what is the most awkward moment you've had during sex? And it could be on your side or awkward for them x Y Okay, So before I tell this story, because this ship, I never stopped thinking about this shit. I ain't lying, just in case it's about she never stopped thinking
about this. You want to know that? Do you want to know if it was from a man or a woman. I feel like if you have one for each, we have to hear both. We need both. We need both. Now, which one you want to do first? That's a few But I feel like ladies first, Ladies first. I was living in California, but even when I met this, I met this lady and I want to call a little bitch. I'm trying to stop using it because what that that bitch? A may and a fucking party, a house party,
and you know what I'm saying. Still in the beginning, I should have known something's gonna go wrong because we sing roaches at the house party. We know I should have known something there. But anyway, so we was talking about the roaches the ship. We exchanged numbers. We decided that, you know, we talked for a while. Now I'm gonna say a while like some daggs, and we saw I was gonna link up. She came and got me. She took me out on a beautiful day. She paid for
everything. What's the roaches there? No, just asked, was gonna ask? She listen? She took me back. I'm gonna just for a while. I'm just going to the sex part. She invited me to a house for sex. I was gonna go, why you was gonna pay her crib or something? I under saying, I just want to because I've been and went into the whole fucking story before how we got there. But I went to a house and she gave me some bomb amazing hands. She was an
amazing woman. I thought I found my person. Then it was time for me to touch that pussy. And it smelt like an old seafood ball, like some shit you throw in your trash and it's sitting there for days. You'd be like, what the fuck is that smell? Stink in here every time you walk in your house. Yes, that smell like a bitch you left. I asked in a public restroom, and you know, it smell like a bitch who went in the stall and you ain't know a thing.
You try to walk in behind her, you had to turn back around. You couldn't use it. That's what it smelled like. Now let me can I ask you a question real fast? Did you smell it once you were already in it? Or I do the smell test. I do the smell test. I do not put my ship listen, I don't put my mouth. I do the smell test. Play with the puss it a little bit shit, you know what I'm saying. Smell it? Yeah, smell it. I'm not going straight face mouth first, because I'm just mad as fuck
and em saying how bad it was. I when I did insert my fingers to her, just a little bit into the ship, I ran my fingers across her nose and she was like, let's that smell you you? How? Yeah? That's what I was. Piss me off. Piss me off that last question you asked by the last. Mother's gonna let that bitch, andy, bitch, I'm going off on you too, and I'm probably gonna call your mother and asked why she didn't teach you how to wipe because something
was wrong. Something was wrong, you know. One time I asked a man shout out to Michael. I asked this man, what do you do when you do the sniff test and you smell us? Thinky Cucci? And he said, I bite her Cucci. I'm not even I'm not even biting a pussy with me. He said. He bite the top part or the He said, if I have been offended, so shall she? And I bite it back. No, I'm just gonna rub it across your nose so you can see what I smelled. Now. When when she said, what's
that smell? What did you honestly say? I said you? What do you ask say to you? It was you? You said it was her? I said it was you? What did she say? I think it was me that that can't be me. I need you to say that here. I don't think it was me. That can't be mean all right, it was you. I ain't gonna lock Up'm gonna tell you this part, please hear. I was upset here, Okay, I was upset. I wouldn't wash my fingers off because at this point I felt like my fingers were
burning but I think it was something I was probably imagining. But I feel like maybe my fingers were probably really burning. And I'm going off, come back out, I'm going off. I got pushed on the bed and I got my head. It was so good, like I just it was so good. I got more head from mistake of pussy bitchdang. Come on now, all right, I was so listen after and when I left that house, I took my Luca and I scrubbed my body. So I was so red. I was so disappointed myself, but it was good. Can even
lie now? Hold on, we ain't gonna skip hands this You got head. She just kept giving you my head, never asked you to touch kiss. What am I gonna do that? Fun? I just told you your ship was thinking. This is crazy. Somebody can't tell me my cootie cats think. And I just keep trying to have interactions. But I ain't gonna lie at first. Listen, you try to listen. You do try to ignore it, like lie love it, you try try. You try to lie a little bit at first, like like you ain't smell it. Well,
you know what I'm saying. Eventually I had to tell it it was you let me not lie all the way I did, like try to ignore at first, like I can just you know what I command. I feel like we need to have more honest conversations because a lot of you be out you're trying to act like you don't smell it and trying to ignore it. You smell it, and you do and you try to put on this grave face and do it anyway you smell it. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Will upsess me more about that story is the fact that I am considered a stud. She was she was feelingh because I don't like other studs. You know it's a thing, yes, stuff for stud Yeah, this is crazy, but it's like, how does your pussies think of mind? Doesn't
what is the what? You know what I'm saying, Like I just I just wondered that because I'm the one that wore to void clothes you buy you Some studs don't even take care of themselves like that, Like they don't take baths, they don't wash, they don't like they don't you would think Michael before her. But the studs closed are a little bit more baggy, so you know, the pH has more space to room and be free and regulated. You know, you know, you know it's the real truth. What's
the real truth? If a stood don't let you give her head her pussy, think, you know what's crazy? Okay, So this is they thinks you know what my fresh grade is, ma'am. And why I don't really fuck with studs. A lot of the studs that I wanted to be like touch me, not like yo, I don't want you to give me head. I don't want to do ship. I'm like, bro, I like, I'm so upset about that. I don't like that because there are studs
out there that will let you touch them. Bro, I'm me me this thing, and I'll be looking for the ms they like to do ship. I love to get fucked by film, really I do. I said, they don't believe me. I like my dick to come in the backpacks, backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack. Don't do that. Don't do that is about to sea. I said, you have to bleep you yo, for real, the for real I'm one of them. That's why. That's another reason why they don't consider me a real stud, because I'd rather get
sucked by my women. But studs confuse me. Because you got studs that are like, they don't even like gay women, they like straight women. How are you gay? I met bitches that have never scissored. I'm scizzard. You ain't never bump coches? How are you gay? How were you gave? You never scissored to eat your song? But I do feel some type of ways. It's like about what scissoring? You ain't trying to scissor. That's a little weird to me. That's weird, especially if you're a
lesbian. I actually don't like to be strapped up on. I only want you to let me tell my experience came from We had a we we we both had with double ass. No, no, we didn't had the double edge. We just had each a deal to piece. Okay, put that, put that, you know, that part to each other together. It's just just say stop and then she put hers in her and I put mine to mind. We was I'm talking about fucking life. That's it. Fell I had never done nothing like that in my life. Someone please use these
sounds for a trap. So baby, whole baby, fuck me back, because I'm gonna fuck you too. That's how I like it. I ain't gonna lie like now, I don't like it like that all the time, but maybe a time, maybe I'm drinking, I come home, I'm a big raise your shoulders and say drinking. Look, I'm a bitch that come home drunk from brunch with my girls. All maybe if you didn't go, or if we went together, we come home we smashing talking about talking about
you. You a mimosa mommy, Come on, somebody, I'll get drunk, and you gotta say it on the mic. Shot half like two minutes. Shot, we can't hear you. You're not on the mic? Do you think that's all on? LESBI and sex last? Are you fucking insane? Lets me and sex last longer than half long? You fucking a bitch. You could be fucking a bitch for an hour. We're gonna double it. We gonna double it. That lets me first of all, of course, you got you got you a real you know your ship real. Nobody
want no real thing. It gives it gives out like Couchie when we when we have the straps. That's why when people be like, well, why you why you want a bitch that were a strap, you might as well get a man. It's not the same because the dick pop off, I pop off under that. Under that is pussy. These sound effects have been so exhilarating. It's like popping up with champagne. So with the girls because it feels good. It's so much juices. You don't understand. You have
to beat it. Have you a fuck two bitch? Is that the same thing? Exactly? So you need to step your game up? Come on, what do you mean what the difference is? You have a limit? I think that, Uh, it's for me, you have a limite. There is a a more intense feeling is the fact that women know women more, just like I know you would, Okay you would, you wouldn't be with a man, right, okay, but honestly me and know me and more. I'm not telling you to go on that, right, but but
women, women know how to please other women. I was I would say, uh, I think intuition is a thing, right, So not saying you would, but like if a man was to please another man, he automatically understands. Some men are more excited by the tips, Some men are more excited by the chefs. Some men are more excited by, you know, the testicles, whereas some women know like it's the glitterists, it's the actual insertion of the tongue into the vagina, you know what I mean.
So I think it's just that insight that a lot of people don't have. But I also want to say, y'r niggas is waldace. Some women do. Some women like I got my best friend, my best friend from Arkansas. She loves to suck nick so and she'll tell you that implicit bias says. I've heard some men say that men give better head than women. Exactly. I've heard a lot of women say that women give the better head because they know every woman doesn't look at everything exactly exactly exactly. I've look at
exactly. I mean looking at I'm looking at it. That makes sense. Now, hold on, hold on, we ain't gonna get too far off this because hold on, you didn't say the most awkward moment with a man, because Dizzey has been with men. I forgot about. Let me tell you about this old ass nigga why she put her hands together keep sleeping. I'm still mad about it, all right, So listen. I Black Planet days, Oh shit, I was on remember Black Planet? You was on
Black Planet? Do you remember Black panting. Do you remember black plans? Do you remember? Do you black plan? Right? You tell me, y'all, like, hell yeah, all right, black planet days. I was like fifteen, sixteen years old, fast as hell. I met this older man online. He was thirty years old. I slicked louded by my age. I said, I was like seventeen eighteen, but still I was twenty five. Nigga, why would you fuck with me? But anyway, So anyway, so I used to I used to kick it with the nigga.
I used to have him come on my block, not in front of my house. I used to run through. I used to run through backyards. Smart you know what I'm saying, because I still had to get back to the house for school in the morning and tell my homegirls. But anyway, so I did that a couple of times, and then you know, he kind of talked me into coming to his house. He really didn't stay
that far from me. But I had to check the nigga out of the first because what I used to do back in the day was life or death. And we did not have these type of phones. We had fucking sidekicks and raisor phones and ship I don't even know if that ship could track ship. Yo, I found my pink raser the other day, no looking at it, cause that ship track shit exactly. So we was already testing our
lives doing crazy shit. But anyway, so I finally met up with the nigga and he's, like I said, he was older, he had money and shit. So you know when I got there, he had cook he had food cook for me. You know what I'm saying. He had his own ship, glem. Yes, you know, like I said, he had money and I like niggas with money back in the day. So you know, we were sitting on the couch, we ate were sitting on cows, we watching the movie and Ship. I'm looking at him. I'm like,
you gotta be the nigga right now. So he had he had higger, so yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like I'm like this, So you know, I look back, he had some big lips, like some huge that some super cooler that big whit I got, I do, I did. I wasn't gonna say it for real, but I gotta tell the story. But anyway, so so I'm like, damn, I'm like he got some In my head, I'm like he got some bigger lis. I'm
like, I'm trying to get some head on my nigga. So I'm like, you know what's up, Like you trying to give me some head? Blah blah blah. So he's like, hell, yeah, you know what I'm saying. You just asked him? Yeah what am I for? I was not got the ass. I better get something this food. But anyway, so so he was like, yeah, you want to go in the room. I ain't want to go in the room because I was like still
slick scared because it was too far from the front door. You know what I'm saying, If I need to run out, bitch was gonna run out so fast forward. I give me So he made a little palette on the floor. I give me something, you know, He like, give me some head. Then he stopped. All right, this is where it gets crazy. People, y'all got to listen to me. This is trauma dozing for me to steal. He stops in the middle, give me head. So I'm like, what's going on? Why did he stop? Like why
did he stop so abruptly? You don't know that many worries from the South. Abruptly that's the word in it. It is I know for sure, we won't ask you to spell it anyway, so he can. So he stopped and he just stand up. So I'm like, what's going on? So I was like, I'm heard every dude like a smell. I'm like, my ships think, yeah, you gotta hurt. I'm like, you know what I'm saying, Like what's happening? But I'm like I can't think because he's been eating it. Hold up? Hold up? What is it?
Sir? Sir? The nigga take off his leg put it on the side of the fucking couch and didn't think he was gonna be trae songs and dive back in. Hold the fuck out. Hold up. Somebody called the police. Call my mother. I don't give a fuck about this. Sneak out. Cal my mom call her now, nigga, let me let you get you, Let me let you I don't know if I continue to tell the story or let you ask the question. Can't ask you a questions? Go ahead? Was it a b K or a king imputation? There was
still a piece of knee there. It was like under it was a below the kneeputation. I don't even know it was a or B all I know was leg came off. I was finna call my fucking mama and told her I snuck out on myself. Listen, how you snitching on yourself? Because who the fuck take their leg off while you getting head? Why he can't get comfortable? You know what I'm about that I was gifted with it. That ain't gonna be flowers my more, because I'm finna get this motherfucker on
top of the egg. She wanted to get hit on top of the head. What do you mean? So? Look, so I'm scared as ship. I jump up. I'm grabbing my ship like he wasn't just up in there. I'm like, yo, I'm like I'm ready to go home, and telling I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go home. He's trying to explain it. Well, I I'm missing leg because this ain't the time. Now you're not back? Told me did he have sugar? Did he get shot? Now, I'm not gonna lie. I want to know what
you want to know what he said? He lost his leg in the war? What war? He lost his leg? I thought he was in his thirties. Wait, hold on, he lost his leg in the war. You got now you're gonna tell me that. But listen, then I started seeing other ship that I didn't see why the nigga was missing three fingers too, Somebody, I'm finna get it. I'm finna get up out this shot for I'm finna get about this share. I'm getting remad. I'm gonna get
remad. I started saying, I didn't see Nigga was hid and since so good because we meeting up in the car at night time. Even when I was at his house, you sitting on the side. I ain't no you was missing three fingers. Nigga started pulling out shit. He like, I ain't got I don't I know my leg girl, I'm missing fingers. I ain't even know. You're a messing fangus talking about come on, come on this time? Are you traumatized? You feel it? That's not the I
told his story. Listen, it's so bad, the worst sex I've ever had. And it was good at first, but come on now, okay, talking about I got some questions. I needed to take a drink. I'm stressed. I got a question. Come on, come on, First of all, what fucking war if you were fifteen and he was thirty like that nigga said a war. Who's asking them type of questioning? I e ed hit the fucking tank. Say I lost my I was in the army. I lost my leg in the war. Okay, that's the first question.
Second question, how was good before you knew he was missing legs and fingers? But now it's not when you know he is. How was it good when you didn't know he was missing legs and fingers? But once you figured out it was, it wasn't because that scared me. So now you can't touch me. You can't touch me. But he was been touching with the same one finger because that's all he has on I didn't know, and you should have kept it like that. You shout, I capping like that.
Niggas couldn't touch me no more. I don't give a fuck out good it was you couldn't touch me no more, But let me finish the story. The story. So I told listen, I'm scared his head. I told a nigga, you better take me home. I calling my mama. I was like, I was legit fin to tell on myself. Take me home. When you're calling my mother, when you're willing to tell on yourself, that's how you know, I was already not supposed to be out, and then he's an older man. Come on, now, that's like two,
three, four or five red flags on me. I was looking at getting kicked out, and my mama stayed kicking me the fuck out every time I did something, that bitch was gonna kick me out, so that I knew, I said, but at least I got my grandma. Hold on, My grandma stayed out on the street. I'm going to grandma house. Disney, hold on one second, because my life is about to end it in like a minute, So if you want alive, I'm about to stop it and restart in two seconds. Hold on, don't say no more of
the story, look Disney, please, Okay. So he takes his leg off, he takes his three fingers off. What's snaxt He didn't take his three fingers off. They was already off. Goddamn. Yeah. They was like nubs. Oh you know what I'm saying. But I just started noticing shit now that I'm scared grabbing my pussy and now my ship is like a dozzle. Now. Yeah, and like I said, he trying to explain
what's going on. I'm telling them take me the fuck home. I'm calling my mom, and he want that because he was an older man and he knew I was younger. I feel like you knew. I lied about my age a little bit, but I only live out like a year or two. Come on, now, you thirty something years old. Anyway, So he took me home and I never talked to him again. Bit you made it seem like it was more story left. But I did see him again, Okay, I did see I thought it was over here. Where did
you see this had nothing to do with what you asked me? Though? Where did you see him at church? He was the motherfucking vidioga for he was shot. He was on the he was shot at fucking church. Hold on, hold on, he was on the av ministry. Hate. Let me tell you something. Okay. I got in trouble. Okay, so I want to fast forward it. I got in trouble. It was months later. I got in trouble in the South. They send you to juvenile. I got in trouble, Okay. I did some stupid shit in the
juvenile and they sent me to jail. I got out of jail, So my mama wanted to be like, where are going to church. Face ass go to church sitting in that bitch. He at the motherfucking front with the pastor, and shit, I'm like, is damn. So I'm sitting there like nobody knows that I know this. You know what I'm saying. My mama here, her husband and my little brother. I ain't told none of these motherfuckers because why would I. So I'm like, I'm looking at church.
I'm like, oh my God, I'm like, Lord, why are you doing this to me? Like I started blaming the Lord. But I feel like you playing in my face because why would you? Why would my mama we already wasn't even going to church. Why ma mama pick her church? This church? This church? And so I seen him, I was like, I'm not gonna say nothing. Were walking out the door. You know how when you walking out the church doors, some of them me and
they hold the doors open for everybody to leave. The greed that nigga went no grit to us. He was at the you know what I'm saying, He was just holding the door. But some of them niggas was holding some of the greedis us, Yeah, But that nigga was one of the motherfuckers open the door, and then the door he opened it. It was multiple doors. The door he opened it, and my mama want to walk through. Bitch, I said, this bitch must know something. Can I ask
you a question? When he opened the doors, did you notice he was missing three fingers? No, because he was holding different No, he was holding there was the other hand. It was the other hand. And he tries to hide that. He hides ith. Yeah, he is, he hies it. So I'm walking out the motherfucking door. I'm like, fuck, my MoMA walking out the door. We all walking out the same I'm like, I really want to go out a different door, but I ain't. I'm like, I'm just gonna go out the same door with him,
because we already walking together. I'm like, my god. He's like, hey see me walking out the door. Hey, how you doing? Are you talking to you? I'm like, I'm good, thank you. And then he said while I was walking past, he said, I ain't talking in a while. I just kept walking. So then my mama heard that. Some My mama said, who is that? I said, I don't know. I don't know. I said, I think he think he knowing
me. I don't know. You better than me, because I would have did straight like Krashan, but would talk to me though you obviously this may be my family and I slicked. I look like my mama. But why wouldn't you talk to me? You want to go to jail exactly because I would. I would have cried wolf in that bitch. Tell me I would have cried wolf in that bitch. Let my mom would find out you was you fucking in? No? You feel me? And I ain't even want to be there. Look, I didn't want to be the girl, but
I would have led on that nigga and asked you a question. Say you're in a supermarket tomorrow, right, and you see someone struggling with their prosthetic leg and their groceries, and it's this gentleman, what would you do? I'm punching your fucking like then I'm like, help yo, Oh my god, oh my god, are you okay? And it probably punched you again. Let it not be nobody else around, but you got me fucked up. I'm still mad. I paid good money, Slee Spowers actually shot pay
good money. Spleeplowers took it back. Thank you. You see this, this is a good skin. This is why you can't be nice to black women because you see how I give her all these things and she just been punching that way. You want yours? What was your? What was your? At least mine that had all? They did hit the white things seven hush. I said, damn dog d, damn damn dog again. Don't let me see another nigga like that. I'm not playing. I ain't gonna
lie. After that, I was traumatized. I'm gonna tell you this this real quick. I was traumatized in every nigga that I met. After that, I was like doing some weird ship like when he been trying to talk to me, I'm punching the nigga an arm, trying to feel if it was weird, kicking the leg because I had that. I've been you know what's crazy. I thought you were trying to assert your dominance, but but
you were checking for I'm checking. I really wanted to do it to you, even even but I'm just saying, even though like I'm not, I'm not even talking to you like this, but I still wanted to. Okay, So we've we've learned so much today, so much. My next question has to be everyone always tries to be perfect on social media, right, no losses. I always have to be in tiptop sho. So I always like to ask, when's the last time you was embarrassed? Embarrassed and dealing
with dealing with the social media? Yeah? No, no, does it have to be social media? Just period in life? Did you fall? Did you, you know, call someone by the wrong pronouns? Did you I don't see something. I was working at this warehouse. I'm really a warehouse bitch. But the older I get, the more I realized I'm not a warehouse bitch. You seem very SADITTI to me, what do you mean?
Like? You seem very like that's beneath me. So you I know, to draw four clips and everything, but you seem like that's not the life that was meant for you. No, I'll take care of old people. You seem like a bad bitch, respectfully taking care of your grandmothers and grandpa. Uh huh No. But for real, though, let me tell you, I was working at this fucking warehouse. Let me tell y'all, I was working at this world so fucking embarrassing, so embarrassing. I was
working at this warehouse. We was making the y'all know the wires that coming attire. Okay, I to the warehouse that made those. So I was on the line. I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Went to the bathroom. He's a bathroom. I don't know what the fuck I did in the bathroom. But when I came out. Think I worked over night shift at the time. So one of that many people there, I'm walking back down to my line. It's a nigga that was like hey, he said, he said hey, he said, you got some tissue.
He said, you got some tissue in your paints. I'm like, what in your pains? Am I in the back? So I started I felt. I saw he was like in the back. It's like back by the ass. I ain't even ship, So I don't know. I don't know how the tissue got back to So I pulled. I felt the tissue. I started pulling. When I tell you, the tissue so long, it was like the whole wrong. Yeah. I was like, oh my god. And I had heard him boring up. I looked at him.
I was like, thank you. That is so ambarrassed. I didn't know what to say. Hold on, you ain't had no hold on hold on, you ain't shipping there? No, okay, hold on, hold on to this day, dey DESI there's a safe space. I don't care. This is a safe space. I know it is. Did you ship? No, I would have said I didn't all this. I'm gonna just say this. I don't remember shipping. And even if I didn't ship, why was the tension paper so long? It was legit? Huh do you line?
The too? Did layer the toilet? But but why did I put that? It was like the whole role. When I tell you I'm steady pulling from the back, I'm going back to my line. I'm just steady pulling. I ain't thinking. I thought when he said you got a little tissue back then he said, love, you got a little tissie back then the whole fucking role. Embarrassed, embarrassed? Thank got it with no women there? Uh? DJ Exclusive two one five said she put the role in
her pants? L O L You know, was I trying to steal the tissue at this point? I don't know what the fun was going. But let us know. Let me turn my come around, ma'am, ma'am, what the fuck happened? You feel me? Yo? You feel me. I'm not got fired shortly, so maybe they thought that they fired me. They I don't know. They never really told me. They really said it was some of my attendants. But I think it was the tissue. Were you absent a lot? No? Did you fall out a lot? No?
Were you laid alive? I was the only girl there too, were No? Did you leave early a lot? No? I never leave work early a lot? And now I don't even like jobs. Well, yeah, shot, if you don't get on this mic, we're not gonna talk to you. Put just put your mouth over here. Put your mouth over here. He can't reach that far because he's too tall. Sorry you didn't get in the background laughing at you, fine, single shot, Yes, yes I am. Listen. You know what type of employee you are?
You're the employed. It always has a funny ass story as to wash and fire you, and I just don't like it would be to the point now, like when I transfer the store because they like moved me to a different store, the new manager ain't got no twitch but to fire your ass. But since I never did no paperwork, they can't, so they stuck with you. So you done made it through like years of management and then finding somebody popped your ass. That's an employee. But they loved you though they
fired me. They and they didn't. It was quickly, swiftly. It wasn't that long after that incident. I don't know if they said the tissue haven't back, bitch, No for really, I have a question. Okay, have you ever been with a woman? Yeah? You know what's crazy? My first sexual uh interactions were with women before they were with men, and what was wrong with them? Nothing's wrong with them. I still love women, I still be mention, but I realized that I want a husband.
So I've actively been like pursuing men lately. But men they don't like you. Well, I won't say that men don't like me. I just haven't found my husband. That's all. Why you want the truth? No, I always want you to lie on here. Why I don't be trying? Is that really the truth? Yeah? Like I don't go outside if it's not like me working or one of my friends having an event, I don't go outside and I wouldn't try to talk to Like. It gotta be
a reason why you don't go outside with me. You've had bad experiences? Yeah, are plenty. So you don't want to waste no more time. No, how do you find a man if you don't go outside? No, this ship is real. I realized this like a few months ago. Like I can't keep complaining that the they didn't pull a trash and I can't find a nigga when all I do is say in my house and eat snacks and Netflix. Yeah, but you like being in your comfort zone, which is cool. I won't know why. Why the snacks is fire. The
crime rate is low, okay, the vibes is on a trillion. Parking is available like inside a little bit. You owe me? She owe me five dollars. She walked two blocks for parties tech. We literally walked around the corner to my parking spot. Though. Okay, okay, but listen, when are you going to go outside and get you a man? Then your den? But I don't like what they're asking you, so I kind of see why you say what you say. Thank you. I'm so happy
that there's a third party to confirm everything. It's shy be lying. But this sawhim too. She said a couple of ships. She showed me a couple of things, and it was bullshit. The please, how do you how do you say some of the things you remember somebody asked about a oh on on, because I aren't they gonna be a question? Uh yeah, we're gonna do those anyway. Okay, Well, niggas was asking about penises and I don't even say penis, I say dick. And then niggas was
saying, they're just saying the same ship. You're gorgeous. I wanted to take you out whenever you're coming in New York City, like what like, what are you doing? Like what are you talking about? Are you paying for food? Are you is it Dutch? Like what's going on? Do you want to have a conversation with her? Like? What is it? Y'all don't know, y'all, niggas, I have to say this, come on, say it, Come on, y'all. My niggas don't know how
to take the woman out. I would never me personally. I love women. I would never approach women like I'm just trying to talk to her like that. I want to get to know you, Okay, so what like we can go here, we can go here, Like mam, I was telling you about the girl that I did like, and it's a few things that I did do for her that she's never had. She's used to people trying to get into her pants. That's I take you somewhere and I'm taking you home. I'm not asking no pussy. I got my own. I'm
got to play in yours. You feel me, You know what I'm saying. I like to get to know people. We at a time, you know how they got them shows next door? My next door neighbor was a killer married. Yes, you feel me. There's too much shit going on. You need to know who the fuck you're dealing with. And that's what y'all not on. Y'all like how much money he got? What she finna
do? Is that pussy good? Whole time? I'm a serial killer, you finna get chopped off because because you're trying to fuck sir, Come on, man, get it together. I do want to say, can we stop this whole notion of before you get to know me? You want me to come to your house? Because baby, I don't even like that. I don't even like you. Then you want to get robbed, But I don't even like that. I seen this one bitch went to somebody house, this man house, and he kept her hostage. He kept her hostage in
his fucking house. Stop going to these nigga's houses unless you got back up, bitch. Stop letting these bitches come to your house unless you got back up. Nigga fit shop, yep, come on now, don't make me hanging the fuck on. Be smart about it. Whole time you're talking about old we can come back and smoking drake and get robbed exactly because that's what you're going to do. Honestly, Why is that the only thing that y'all like to do in relationships? Smoking drink? Bitch, go to the museum.
Y'alln't like gold cards. Y'all don't like arcades, mini golf, you know what I'm saying. Then you don't like yeah golf, Top Golf. It's it's kind of pricey, but Top Golf is a nice place to go there. You ever been to to take my fast ass to Korean barbecue? Do you like top golf? I've never been, You've never I'm gonna take you to Top Golf. I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking her the Top Golf. You gotta go to top golf. You get two hours of trying to
golf. Trying to golf is crying to golf, and you go out with more other motherfuckers who already know how to golf. So you're trying to get your ship right. I learned what clubs to use and everything. You know what I'm saying. You get some good food, some drinks. You could do all of that. It might run you about two fifty whatever. But if you like it, you like it. What's money if you if you got a little bit of it, come on somebody. They be spending their
rent money. That's why they be mad. Yeah, that's why they they be spending their rent money. And then they be mad. They if you get you didn't fucked around. You done got an apple dollar and a fucking meal and a drink. Damn nigga, it was only fu thirty five dollars. Came mad because that was that broke into his rent money. Niggas don't even want to pay in fifty dollars on a pussy. You know, my grandma told me what my grandma she passed r I P. Walleen. My
my name is Walleen. This this is a terrible name as a as a child to have that sounds like a Muslim man, you feel, I don't know who it sounds like my motherfucking great grandma was wrong. But she said every woman is sitting on a million dollars if she knows how to use it. I said, well, bitch, I ain't use mine right yet that we're trying to get there, and niggas don't like that. Now listen, we in the time where they ain't got a million dollars. I'm not gonna
lie. I've only used like one hundred k my million dollar, all right, I feel like I use less than that. I'm upset. Really, I'm gonna walk off. I hate that for you, you know what. I feel like you want problems. I feel like she wants problems. You know what? But she ain't never been a top golf to her, to one of you niggas that got the top golf, I never I didn't revoke my ship. Who now plays spades? Cause now that's what I want to do? Who playing? No, you're not place phase? Who now I'm
playing? Who know? Shall you do not place phase either? I'm the only nigga an. I'm light skin, but I'm the only nigg in anyone else. Get back to the topic. I just want to know what was going on in here. Didny You said you had a few questions for me. That was it. All you had to ask was why I'm still single? Because I have all right. So, never going to get into the
edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is when we read stories, questions, comments that you guys, sen and and on the day that we record, I usually put a prompt up. But if you have something to share and it's not on a day that I put the prompt up, you can always email inquiries at Stormy p e a dot com. So the first one, how do you duck getting nutted in the eye? I'm gonna read that. We're gonna read that again. It says, how do you
duck getting nutted in the eye? Dizzy? Take it away? First of all, why the fun would you ask somebody that that's the problem with you? And that's not a question from a woman. That's a question from a man. That was a question from a woman. It was, Oh it was, But you didn't disappointed me. And you know, I don't mean, I don't mean to you know, let you go first. Uh, well, I don't mean to take it on a tangent, but uh, just a quick question or a quick story you always have glasses on. One
day right, one day right, one day right. I really liked this guy and I was sucking. It was the so like he was nutting and he pulled out and the timing was perfect to where it shot straight up my nose. And when I say straight up my nose, it was like a fucking Nettie pot it. It didn't blurn, but I was blowing kids out my nose for like two days afterwards. Well, thank god you ain't have real kids. Wow, only one? We love him, Send him rest
to God. Yeah, this is not coming out come on story. But yeah, so when you ask, how do you duck getting nutting in the eye, maybe I don't know. I'm still getting nutted in the nose. Wow, she ain't even made to the eye, that's what you say. Yeah, okay, so let me let me tell you what it would be with me. We're protective eye wear. What kind of another we talking about? Now? If it's man nuts, because I don't fuck both. If
his man nutt a nigga, ain't nothing mine. If he fucked around, none mine, I'm taking it. I'm gonna dig that nuts in my eye. Am rubbing than his? Now Jack is a bitch. She can nut all over everything she that on. I don't know why the woman nut is different from man nuts. And the nigga can't never nothing mine because I'm gonna scoop that ship out and rubber and your ship. Now both our eyes is burning. Can I just say one thing when you say woman nuts, ain't
man nut, I'm be real. I'm listening to that. Don't shoot the messenger. Sometimes be white. These men drink more women. These men drink more water than the women. Listen, you know the nut is different, so I would rather so you would rather man nut. Every nigga you want into not gonna just be drinking water. I like I like men. That's in the gym, so that's where you go protein pre workout. And she
like healthy nut. She don't like niggas in the club. Nothing. But what if you been a nigga in the club, How can you tell I don't be the club because I mean in the house. Remember, Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're in the club right now. We got two more questions, guys. Next one, Paul got dizzy fucked up up. It's not my fault though, How was it my fault? We keep talking exactly. That's why I'm telling you. I'm telling you, would you
date a man with a micro penis? You should let me ask you that. Okay, would you date a man with a micro penis? How big is his wallet? That's no money, no money, the micro penis? But what if he was What if he treated you right? That's all I was gonna say. What if he did everything you wanted, He did everything you asked, He paid everything that you needed. You really didn't name you have to go to work. What is his head like? It's amazing?
Is he opened the toys? Maybe? Does he want to be monogamous? Yes? Because my whole thing is you can't let everybody know you got macro penis. But he can. Okay, he can. He wants to be monogamous. Head game is crazy, wallet is crazy? Like a baby? I buy me a microscope? What's up? So you fuck with it? No cheating? If he's not going to shoot on me, because I'm not going to shoot on him. If he's willing to be open to toys,
there's no toys. No toy Well if you were like literally not satisfied being with him, but ever no toys, No she can do toys to herself. But he won't. He won't. You know, wait, I can do toys to me, but he can't do toys to me. And honestly, that's not always. That's not always like the best, yeah, because because sometimes you want sex with other people, other people on you feels good,
not even that. It's just like I don't want you to preheat the oven, then I gotta go in the bathroom and cook it myself, Like no, baby, I need you to make this meat look for me. But he do what he can do, but it don't really satisfy you. But he's everything that you wanted, the man, the dick, just little. We're gonna have to go talk to the lady because you're gonna have to
get open tonight. Yet that's what I'm saying. We're gonna have to go talk to the lady so you can get open to the idea of you see some toys. Okay, let me clip shy. If you was a man with the micro penis, and would you get a strap on to fuck your lady? Oh trying to use your ship? Uh yeah, I would do with the trap on. First of all, I'm gonna do whatever I gotta do the keeper. But that's crazy. Okay, it was Okay, that's it. Yeah, alright, the next Okay, one eye open or both
closed, that's what it's saying. One eye open or both closed when you're kissing somebody the camera looking at the camera. One eye open or both closed when you kissing somebody, and that goes both ways. No, we ain't gonn go both ways. If somebody's kissing you and they got one eye open or both close. You know, I'm a millennial. I was raised on the Disney Channel. Nkelonian. Baby, you gotta give me the poor fantasy. Okay, you have to with both eyes, touch lips and let me
kick one leg up. What if it's what if it's one eye open, but the kiss was amazing, one eye opened, two eyes yeah, Bobus, do you want to kiss like this? For you? The kiss was terrible, but one eye open, one eye I'm gonna change the question. One eye open and the kiss is amazing, but both eyes closed, it's terrible. I'm not against one i open. Baby, maybe you got ops. You gotta shut your ship down for me. Kick one not open, look and see who's coming around. I'm not against this. Get off,
yeah, who's on? Who is it? I think it's sign for her to go what who is Both fies open, both eyes open, and the kiss. Both eyes open and the kiss is amazing. Both eies open is a little much to me because I'm a Christian woman. If you could have both your eyes open, I don't think we're living the same lifestyle. I got can't think. Please, I'm done with this. Hello, take this tea, Take this favorite. I'm done talking to her. I'm Both fies
open and the kiss is amazing. Bothies open is weird because now I think you're trying to take my money on my purposes. Please, I'm not dealing with you anymore. I think it's gonna be my last. I seeing gotta go, she gotta go, she gotta go. You gotta go to your friend? Yeah, all right, my best friend. Yeah. Oh we've been in a live a double date then, yeah, because I've been seventh wheeling. Oh, group of us. I mean, I'll be like damn, I'm like, yes, okay, this we love you, bitch.
I'll be like, fuck up. First of all, I just want to say real ship. I know we said it earlier in the episode. Let me tell you, right, you're my live ended. I'll just hold in on the next episode of Stormy and Disney. How much you would Dizzey pay for a Stormy? And with that being said, my message is always the same. Follow me on the gram at Stormy p p e A, Follow Dizzy at at Disney Underscore Christmas, Just how spelled is your last name Christmas?
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