What's up, beautiful people? Is your baby mama favorite baby Mama Stormy pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern day female perspective. Dram Son back at it again. All right, y'all, I want you to know that me and uh Shad are really struggling through this episode because we made the mistake of cooking dinner before we started today. Fail fail fail fail. Not the dinner, the choice to eat before we did this.
Oh yeah, because I feel like we could have cooked and not Thank you shot say it again for the people, say it again, thank you very much. Yeah. So, now we all got the items and we like trying to fight through it. But you know, the seven did take a nap. He definitely did like snoring it all. But you know, my mommy and raised on bitch, so be out here. We're doing it right. So y'all, before we get started, listen, y'all. Remember it
last week I was telling y'all about snatch waists Willie. Y'all. Remember that the guy who was snatching his waists in the photos in all his photos on Instagram. Y'all? Remember that? So I forgot to mention to y'all another part of the story, right, So mind you, me and old boy only like conversated via text and like one or two face times for like three days, no, like an actual three fucking days, right, So same timeline as apply. But I forgot to tell y'all that on day two,
I'm stressed the fuck out because my hot water isn't working. And I'm like, damn, I know I paid the bill, right, So my hot water isn't working, and I'm really in a fucking tizzy because like the month before, I had to pay to get something fixed on my like heater,
like for my pilot, like my gas pilot. So I'm like, fuck, like, I'm just growing so much money into this house, like I don't want to spend nothing else, right, So I'm stepping blah blah blah blah blah, and he calls me midsnap, right, So I'm like, hey, you know, I'm just going through it right now. I'm trying to figure something out. And for the record, this wasn't one of those I just don't know how to pay to get that because you know how,
bitch just be doing something. I was right, like, you asked him how they're doing and they give this whole rigamarole just so they can ask you for some money. This wasn't that. This wasn't that at all. Okay, So he's like, damn, so what you wanna do. I'm like, oh, well, you know, I'm not really worried about it. You know, my baby dad won't come over and look at it. He says, oh, so like he be in your house. I said,
well, yeah, we we have a really good relationship. He said, oh wait, wait, so he like gonna come in your house and look at the water heater later. I'm like yeah. He said, oh, well, that's a little weird. I said, no, it's actually quite healthy. But I'm aware that the narrative of two people co parenting without any drama is very rare, So I understand why you may not be securing it. But I want you to know that me and my child's father have great
relationship. And when I do have someone who I'm taking seriously or who I'm dating or in a relationship with, he does step back. But he is aware of the fact that when he's not in the home, there's no present like male figure. So if it's something that needs to be done in the house, he does it and then when I'm in a relationship, he expects that nigga to do it. You know what I mean? Huh, exactly right. So he says, oh, no, no, I'm just saying, like I just think it's a little weird. I said, So you
want my son not to have hot water because you think it's weird? You what he says, as if you snatching your waist in your photo wasn't pussy enough. Just right here, he said, ruh, as if you snatching your waist with photoshop and these pictures ain't pussy enough. This ship you're saying to me right here, we would never go anything. We would never go any like it. It's I feel like it's always different levels of insecurity,
but this one right here takes the cake. Like and my whole thing is I wasn't lying like when I am in a relationship my baby dad, do not be running up in my house and ship like that because he knows it's a negatiy to do all those things. You know what I'm saying. But it's like if it's not, yeah, he gonna step up and make sure
his son cool. Like, what are you talking about right now? You you don't even sound intelligent, and then like, I'm not even in one of those situations where like you and your child's father is cool, but you know, the vibes are off, like my child's father and like my last boyfriend's was like playing the game with my son in the living room, like it's it's no beef, Like it's not awkward at all. He just knows if it's nobody, he gonna step up and be there for his fucking son.
Well he's always there for a son. But y'all know what I mean, right, y'all get what I'm saying. So it's like, long story short, you bitch forgot to tell everybody use a bitch. And only because I don't even think that he in the moment realized you're really trying to say, you want my son to go without hot water to make you feel comfortable. Like that's crazy to me, that's out landish, that's wild. And here here's the kicker. Not once then my man said, oh, I'll
send somebody over there. Oh I'll come get it done. I'll send somebody to get it done. You just want us to fucking be without so that you can feel comfortable, That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. I've had enough. I've had enough, and I had enough. And yeah, so I say I was about to I was about to go in to Tangent, I was about to go in my old place, and I was about saying, fuck these this. But I'm not gonna say that. Maybe
fuck that, nigga. No, I'm not gonna say that either. No, I just forgot to tell you that part of the story, and it really threw me for a loop through me for a loop. Outfit says, so snatchways, Samuel out here failing. Snatchways, Samuel been out here failing. He did not make it past day three, and y'all knew that from last week. I just forgot to tell you the kicker or what took him over the top and why he ain't making it like that right there? To
me was enough enough enough enough? And I don't know, like y'all chime in on the line and let me know if I'm I'm tripping around being appropriate like it's Sean, Do you think it's wrong for me to fucking I mean, no, I understand what you're saying. It makes sense. I don't understand why he's uncomfortable and on top of that, like you said, are
you going to fix it or send somebody to fix it? That's it, I guess, criticize a situation without offering a solution and the position that you're in my grid exactly like and it's not even like you know, my baby dad is like an accountant or some shit like my baby dad flip houses.
So if it's something wrong with the water heater, he going know, like you know what I mean, some ex baby said, that's weep energy, no bullshit, dwem is crazy if you want to like if you have fast experiences and things are understood, but like understand that he's coming here and taking care of business like she said, hot water is not working. Yes, yes. Aaron Nash seven three said the shape shifter, Yo, y'all really
be getting on my fucking nerves. Yo, y'all are hilarious, hilarious, We're going five to five, said hey, yo, I'm still laughing at the shape shifter. Clever Corey said, no, you ain't tripping. He's just insecure bench. She said, was waitt snatching is outlandish? Yes he was, and he wasn't even doing it. Well you could see the fucking gym equipment in the background bending so he wasn't even snatching his waist. Well cruising Exo says fatman were and tripped like that. We confident, we don't
need muscles. How do we hear? Uh fit see legend? Eighty nine says that Nigga was a red flag. We're good. Five five says Spaghetti. Hos is crazy. Oh yeah, the name of Alive today is Spaghetti. Who is y'all key to the city says he didn't understand the relationship. It's normal to feel weird without you thinking he don't want your son to have hot water. It's only been three days. Neodamind seven one seven said,
I just got here and we're still talking about waste turner. Will y'all Sam the Don says we acting like BM and BD don't be fucking they do, but I don't so like. But that's why I said to him, like, I understand that the dynamic that me and my child's father had is very rare, so I'm not surprised that it makes you feel uncomfortable. But I reassured him that's not what it is, and I gave him space to fix it or get it fixed and he didn't, so my chip business and let
me enjoy my high shower the fuck right bench. She said, what is a man doing? Waist snatching? You missed it last week? Bro, you missed it last week? Wherego five to five says The waist wasn't snatched, it was attached. All right, y'all out, I'm done with y'all. I'm done with y'all. Uh, mister Gray says, cut him off and live it up twenty twenty four. Oh baby, yeah, I cut him off last week. He got he was out of here after fucking three
days. That was a don that was adut. So with that being said, I know this kind of goes against what I just said, but you know my problem is, and let me know if y'all feel the same way, excuse me. I feel like every time I go on our gores Internet, there is some video, some clip, some post about some man bashing women or some woman bashing men. And I'm tired of that, Like y'all
not tired of that, Like I am exhausted. It is mentally draining and the only thing that's worse than seeing these clips of men and women in this stupid ass battle the sex. It's the niggas in the comments, like it's it's the unhealed folk, it's the unintelligent folk. It's the niggas who can't spell, like they be the loudest and they be burning me the fuck out. Or the people who always got to point out what the opposite sex is
doing. And if you have a praise like oh this man did something for his wife, well I wish my baby that would step up, and men ain't shit, yes, yes, or it's just people who consistently point out the negative and everything. It's like I can't say, like, you know, oh, well I like my man to open my doors. It's like, oh, so what you're saying men who don't open the doors ain't shit. It's like, no, that's not what I'm I'm just saying what I
like. You know what I mean, Like every time I go on the internet is some negative shit and I just want to do what I can to provide the fields. So this episode, y'all, we are going to provide the feels, all the fields. It's like, I don't want y'all to have to open up your phone or listen to another podcast and it's like, ugh, I want to know what women bring them to the table. I'm sick of that. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I don't want to hear a man can't take me out on a date unless he's
spinning the bag. I'm sick of that. I'm sick of that, especially when y'all don't even be spinning a bad y'allselves. I'm sick of that. I'm fucking sick of it, right, I'm sick of Get your passport, bro. All the girls in here, they all three O fours, Get your passport, bro? And what the fuck is this three or old four? Shit? Am I having an Auntie moment? Because I don't know what that is? But I assume as holes because all they do is talk about
holes when they say three or four? Are they prostitutes? Is that like a DOA? Is a what's a homicide? One? A? Seven? Is that like a prostitution charge? Is that what that is? I don't know. I digress, but I'm sick of hearing as a man, you should shut the fuck up. That's what you should do, because I'm sick of it. I'm sick of hearing. If a man don't make six figures, he can't take me out on a date. Sis, please please, I'm sick of hearing getting your assay it is gay. Come on, I'm
sick of it, y'all. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of hearing the same thing every week, just out of different mouths. Y'all not sick of this shit, be cause I am. So. What we're gonna do this week is we're gonna provide the feels. Let's get back to love. Let's have an episode that reminds us of us of nineties R and B. Let's have an episode that reminds us of the music videos where the niggas is
staring out the car window while it's rain and singing their heart out. Okay, let's have an episode where niggas is standing in the desert singing to whoever. Okay, I want to have an episode that's centered around those feel good moments like Summarine, Summarine, Summarine. So yeah, that's what we're gonna do today. We're gonna provide a vibe. Yeah, right, Like, as soon as you hear that, doo do do do do Hello, don't do it, don't do it? Just fucking turn my mic down. I'm
sorry, I that was loud. Yeah. So, yeah, that's gonna do today. So long story short, today, I want to provide a vibe. I want to want you want to feel the feels, and hopefully if you've ever had this feeling, or if you haven't, this will open your eyes to how amazing it is. And yeah, you could just be
me talking shit and yeah will see. So first, when we're talking about feeling the feels, I want to start from the beginning where it all starts, right, And I think we all can agree that one of the best parts of the relationship the dating stage, the talking phase. It's the beginning. It's the beginning. The beginning of the dating phase is so lit. It ain't nothing but butterflies and lies. I love it here. I love it here. I love I love the emotions and the ancients, the anxiousness
that come with it. Right, Like, I like when you're like low key waiting for that person to text you back, right so now, like every alert you get on your phone, you think it's them, like that that's short five minute window you're waiting for them to text you back because you O D and you're like obsessing about it and you're like, damn, that's him and you get the alert on you Apple Watch, but it's just Serri
telling you to stand up. Yeah you do that, Oh exactly. You'll be so pressed for this person to text you back as soon as you feel left boo boo on your rest. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie now. I feel like I'll be feeling it and I'm like, it's not like we are. We have PTSD, Like seriously, seriously like that feeling at the beginning, like were You're just excited to hear from that person. It's crazy like whenever that tax for that call do come through. Oh baby, it's
up, Baby, it's up. It's up. You walking around smiling and shit looking on stupid. I love it for us, I love it. I love it. Hold on, let me go to the live by seventeen said, when you used to argue about who's going to hang up the phone first? Woo, not even that when you arguing because he's trying to tell you you sleep, but you not sleep. You was just resting your eyes for a minute, and he like, since I heard you snoring, I wasn't snoring. I'm congested because it's wintertime. I got a cold, but
like yo, I was knocked the fuck out real front. But like all that stuff, all that stuff. Your favorite holiday, say, is falling asleep on the phone like a teenager. Yes, yes, yes hearing that. Seven three said, Oh, your nose is open, open, yo open. Clever Corey said, you hang up first, No, you hang up first. Okay, I'm about to hang OUTA be doing walking around the house randomly. Oh my god, feet up, my god. Like, bro, you really be walking around the house doing the most random ship to
where you don't even realize. You sitting inside the dryer. Why are you sitting in the dryer? What's happening? You don't even realize You're sitting on top of the stoves kicking your feet. Why are you on the stove? Bro? We make food here. Get your ass cheek soft? So what's happening? What's happening? You sitting in the tub kicking your feet upside down? Bro? You like that? Girl? Don't you you like that? Boy? Don't you you've been Wait a minute, you let me see you
having a good time. You deserve that, You deserve that feeling. I want you to have this appropriate amount of thirst. Yeah, it's like it's like the only time it's appropriate goal. It's certain occasions. But yeah, not only is it the appropriate amount of thirst, it's getting the thirst from the person. You are thirsty four unquenchable thirst. Listen, listen. Ashton said that'd be some good sleep. Dark Man seventeen said walking and holding hands.
Bruh, Walking and holding hands is top tier because guess what, bitch, I'm a skip. I'm a skip. You don't have to skip but me. I'm going to skip. I'm going to swing my arms. You can swing or not swing, and I'm going to skip and move my head from side to side because baby, I'm happy. I'm happy. I've been waiting for you, You've been waiting for me. We're having a good time. Let's be happy together. Let's skip, my nigga. Yeah uh oh serious, I am says who got you over there smiling like that? That
beat the one that beat the one? Because you don't even realize how deep you win it until somebody around you catch you and like, yo, who got you smiling at your phone like that? Mind your fucking business. Stop, I'm talking to my grandma. Now I'm not talking to my grandma. Seriously, seriously, that that's like a vibe. It is a whole vibe. And oh, I thought you were saying something. You's just coughing. Uh tay prince, oh says man, no cap this girl got me bad.
I don't even funk with texting and being on FaceTime, but she all the way through my call logue and be with me every day. Yeah, okay, yeah you know that? Okay, yes, Like he or she called you without even sitting in the without even sending a text like yoh are you free? They just call you. They just call you. They locked in like that where they just call you. And the best way intrusive, in the best way at that your favorite holiday, says blasting nineties R and
B in the wheels, singing your heart out? What going nowhere? Don't let me have a song that makes me think of you. Don't let me have a song that make me think of yo. Baby. I'm down bed, I'm down bed. Listen, listen, bruh, bruh. Dion Smith said, got a nigga watching rom Coms on the Red with fuzzy socks. This is the energy I'm talking about. Yeah, and you know my problems, fellas. I don't like when y'all do this because it really gets me.
It really gets on my nerves. It really gets me tight. Whenever we be like whenever women be like, oh, you want to watch your show, Ben, you want to watch your show with me? I don't want to watch this. Now, all of a sudden, we two seasons in and you trying to figure out why old girl got sent home on RuPaul's Drag Race when the other one should have went home because she did a better lipsick off of curiosity, Why you're watching the bullshit? Because here's the thing,
it's never bullshit? Are you watching this? And then you're like, oh, okay, ruppose drag Race is a seven time Any nominated show. Okay, it's a quality show. And I know, fellas, I know, I know, I know, I know y'all don't want to watch it. But when you sit down on this couch and we're sipping our wine, eating our snacks, and you're just watching this dumb little show with me, I promise you eventually you will be locked in. That doesn't sound fun.
It doesn't until you're in it. Until you're in it. A whole bunch of grown men who dressed like women. And that's why. Now here's my whole thing. Keep that same energy when first take come on, because not every woman wants to watch it. Hello, I'm not going to say he just said, oh oh that was a spaghetti Okay, okay, okay, but yeah, man, it's just I feel like that's a part of that beginning gelling stage. But no, I won't even say that about Sevie ssh.
I think men periods just think they know good shows and they don't be liking good shoes. B Y seventeen said, we waiting for the wine to kick in, So that's when y'all start liking it. When the wine kicks in, come on, come on, like somebody's husband makes sense, You're like, okay, I like that, Nigga. Deanhan Smith c Z says got me sitting like, no watch our wrong got with Kayla when he knows Sean been hooking up with her already. Y'all be more invested than we do.
Dre b says, she I got my little one thing Places Sports back right now exactly. Y'all be talking all that about how y'all don't want to watch Root for All drag Race, but y'all expect me to memorize your parlay on Fandel hello, no push back, no pushback, no pushback. Come on, he says, watching love is blind as the ship. I'm hollering, hey, mister Chack good evening. B go Lie says, hey, if I watch shows with Shorty, she gotta watch them football games with me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I guess, I guess, But Feller, sh'all gotta be patient because sometimes when you be yelling and screaming about your football games, women don't be knowing when to yell and scream, so she'd be waiting for you to yell and scream. Yeah, yeah, do y'all like when she like fake screams, because what if she fake screams after the other team, like one making a bomb ass defensive play. Just be there, just just show up, just show up. I can'stency.
Scott Scott l Rock seven eight says, now we can watch Raisin Kanan. I'm hollering, b watch seventeen says she really don't. Yeah, man, So I like that feeling. I like that feeling for us, and I'm happy that we all can acknowledge that you know, the fields are real.
The fields are real, for sure. So speaking of feeling the fields, I think there are certain things that go unnoticed, there are certain things that really matter, especially to us women, right, So, I don't think men understand the power that certain gestures have, like if you hit up a girl or if you send her something you saw on Instagram, like, yobay, this restaurant look fire. You want to go here on Friday? That
woman panties are now moist? Okay, that you thought about me, Oh my god, you thought about me, like you saw this and you was like, you know who I think would enjoy this, My babe, Stik will love this shit, and then you leave me up and I'm a stinking oh my god, Like y'all, I don't think y'all understand the power that just a small gesture like that has. Like damn, babe, it was just out here kicking your feet, tweiling your ball here thinking about me.
Huh yes, no, no, no, I thought you was thinking about me, But you wasn't thinking about me like that. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool cool, because like you know, it's fine, like I feel like whatever, yeah, your boss, But no, like that that really does something to us because it you know one thing about most
women, or you know a lot of people we love reassurance. So if I already feel a certain way about you, you doing something small like that in it and I recognized that the first person you thought of was me. What that makes me feel really good? And I like that, Like it's one thing to have these feelings for someone, but for them to be reciprocated and even the smallest manners, it's amazing to me because it's like I can have a whole folder full of shit that I want to do with you,
but it's like sometimes you be hesitanting like am I doing too much? Am I throwing too much at him? Too quick? But it's like just something small like that, like boom bay, Look they got that rome and we was talking about yo, you want to go here on Friday? I do I like girls like curse or like don't be so like girly? What like damn nigga? Like okay proper, Okay, Yeah, I don't know.
A mob nine to two says planning means leading the charge facts one thousand percent, Like yes, that is a good fucking way to put it, Like planning means leading the charge, Like it's a great way to show that like that leadership, we'll all be talking about and make you know all the other things that come with it so much easier. A one custom says true. That outfit says, you know, wait, pause for a minute, happy belated for your university chocolate ship and said thank you I forgot to mention it.
I did. I mean she did last week. I didn't post nothing about it, but you know whatever, Yeah, I fucked up, big. I was drunk all weekend and y'all, Big Drew says, especially when you plan a whole itinerary. Absolutely Niggrodama seven one seven sayss swirling your ball. Here's crazy, yo. Let me tell y'all. Okay, I just want to stick a pin in this conversation and we're gonna circle back to it
because speaking of this weekend, I said I was drunk all weekend. Shout out to the pink posse me and my girlfriends when we be making it out the group chat or whatever. So like, periodically will plan trips. It's like seven eight of us. Periodically we'll plan trips and we'll go have these nice events, you know, and it's a really really really very well structured time and we all have a good fuck that. Let me tell you all about this what happened to me. Okay, so we're now down to like
two of us. Up. I'm in the bathroom and my one girlfriend knocks on the door. I should have asked her if I could tell the story, but I'm not gonna say your name, so I don't think she might. So she knocks on the door. I'm like, you're but she don't say nothing. So I come out the bathroom and she just threw up all on the kitchen floor. And by this time, y'all, we are drunk, trunk, right, So I'm like, damn, don't worry about it,
friend, I got you right. So you know how you like jump skip over something, right, So I'm trying to jump skip over the vomit. Next thing I know, my feet flying the air like fucking home alone, and I fall flat on my back in the vomit, y'all because I had to tell this story. I fell flat on my back in the vomit, y'all. So I'm cracking the fuck up because y'all know my life is a joke, right. So my girlfriend is like, no, please get
it. Oh my god, no, because she's drunk, right, So she's like, no, get up, please, please get up right. I'm still laughing. My other girlfriend comes downstairs and she's like, what the fuck is going on? Right? So I'm like, yo, she threw
up, and she's like, get up right. So I get up out the vomit and so I take like a swifter like sheet and I try to scoop the vomit with my bare hands as oh, my girlfriends just my other girlfriend's just standing there looking like, y'all, bitch is really drunk, right, So she goes upstairs. I hear another one of the girls say what's going on down there? Right? And I don't hear the first girl, and then all of a sudden I hear and she's busting out laughing right.
I'm like I can hear, y'all. She just laughs louder. So then the next day comes, I got in the shower to that night like and the part I just got out the shower and I had to go get back in the shower. I don't even think my cuci was dry all the way exactly exactly. So I get back in the shower, I go to sleep. So it was just a bad Joe like. We also did the ceiling challenge and it was just I put this. No, I'm tall right,
thank you, thank you, thank you. I put the phone on the ceiling and we should have honestly stopped drinking there because it was five minutes of just the ceiling, because I never turned the camera around, so it just was in case you were wondering how drunk we were, right, yeah, it was that. We did like another little short John, but it wasn't as good as the first one. But it's okay, it's okay, it's
okay, long story share. I love my friends and I had so much fun this weekend and that's that and yep, all right, let's go back to the relationship stuff. Okay. Clever Gry says, what a time to be alive. Dre b says, post it. You want to see the ceiling because it was no challenge. I didn't turn the camera around. It just was the ceiling. Ashton said, nah, what'scared with you? Then you said this is beyond me? Says, at least it was worth it.
What's the problem? House? Was we gonna get it up? Exactly? All right? What shut up? Okay, So let's go back to what we were talking about, right, So your long story short. We do like when y'all take the initiative and plan things like you know what we like when y'all take the initiative and not only send us things, but plan things and get it done and make sure we get there and have a good time, Like I like that. Give us the feels, babe. Yeah.
Yeah, So I just want to follow up with we were talking about every time you come on the internet, it's always some bullshit like what once sex does what the other sex doesn't do? And I feel like the narrative is that, you know, women deserve to get X, Y and Z, but I don't really hear many conversations pertaining to what the good men deserve.
And when I say the good men, I mean the men who are showing up and showing out, like men who don't have you looking stupid in the group chat, Men who don't have you questioning your space, your time, your energy and if it's going to the right place, Men who don't have you second guess, and if this is something that y'all need to really be doing right now, right, So I wanted to know what's a nice gesture that you can do for these said men, right, what's a nice
gesture that you can do for a man who's showing up, showing out and making you feel special, Like I don't hear that. Do you don't hear people on the internet talking about that, because I damn sure don't. Maybe it's just me, like Sean, do you be hearing that? Exactly exactly right? So of course, you know, I go on out Gore's Internet and I asked, what's a kind gesture that you can do for a man
who's showing up and showing up? Once again, we're not talking about were not talking about inconsistent Isaiah, stupid ass, Showan, fuck boy Freddie, none of them? Right, Yeah, And you know what I feel like when we talk about men's names. I feel like Ray, Ray and POOKI is all I hear. But there are other men out there. It's not just ain't shit Ray Ray and Pooky. Okay, there's also inconsistent Isaiah,
stupid ass, Sean and fuck boy Freddie. All Right, we're gonna get We're gonna put these out there because they deserve all right, if your name is Isaiah, Sean or Freddy, I apologize, but these niggas deserve right. So I got a lot of a lot of answers and I wanted to share someone with you. Some of them were a little outlandish, but you know, believable, but hey, you know what to each your own.
But another reason I really wanted to ask this question because not only is it not prevalent on social media, there are honestly a lot of women who don't know what to do for their men. And if you don't believe me, ask any father on Christmas or Father's Day, because they always get socks, a coffee, mug, a tie exactly. So it's like, what other things can we do for these men? And I'm not just talking about on holidays, I mean just period. Right, So I want to reach you
guys. Some of my favorites, some of my favorite responses. It's gonna be a good time. It's gonna be a reason I wanted to reach you guys, some of my favorite responses. So the first one, buy me a vinyl record of someone we may have talked about. Men are very simple creatures, right, And of all the things that I got on this list, not once did I hear somebody say, oh, you gotta buy me a burken Not once. Well that's just for ladies, So I don't I
don't think that's a good equivalent. Yeah, it's not. It's not a good equivalent. Not once did I hear somebody say you gotta buy me something equivalent of X amount of dollars. Like they weren't asking for high priced items, they just were absent for simple shit. Right, buy me in vital if someone may have talked about think about that, listen to what the fuck I say, and buy something that we talked about. Buy one of the
things that I fucking said. So simple, so fucking simple. Right, next one played the game with him instead of looking at him like he ain't shit. All right, now, I'm gonna give a little bit of pushback on this. Okay, she only looks at you like you ain't shit if you spend more time on the game than you do looking for a job. If you already have a job, she usually has mine. And I'm not
trying to take the moment away from y'all have y'all moment. I'm just saying, if she's looking at you like you ain't shit, it's probably something else behind that. But that's another conversation we're gonna unpack later. Okay, But yeah, ladies said something you would do, would you you know, play the game with your man. Do y'all have a problem playing the game with your man? Because maybe I don't because I'm pushing all the buttons. Okay,
you ain't fucking with me. Okay, I don't mind playing the game. I mean, you got me fucked up, and I'm gonna be smart and try to kick you in your shit or something while were playing. I'm fighting dirty? What's up? What's up? I had a girl play a game. It was pretty. It was a nice little boding experience. I like, what did y'all play? Uh? It was something like two player
games. Well, she said she wanted to play a game, so I just went to picked somebody knew you could beat her in It's actually cooperaty so we had to work together. Oh that was like a puzzle game to look at you and we did good nerds all right. Ashton says, that's crazy. Outfite says well on Okaos United by seventeen says she don't have to a mob. Nine to two says smash Mario Kart. It's game over words of
friends. It's crazy. So the next one, and I feel like this is one that goes overlooked a lot overlooks so much like this is this should honestly be your number one go to if you're trying to do a nice gesture for your man. It's pay for a haircut, and if your man is bald, pay for him to get one of them like immersive experiences where they like put the hot towel on the space and give him a facial and all that other stuff. It's really simple, it's really easy, and to take
zero effort. Just send them the money, says if your man gives haircut, send them like sixty dollars. I don't know how much that facial shit go, but go up from there. Okay, let's just see that the next one. And this is where the answer started getting good because I'm not gonna lie, ladies. Not a lot of you answered this question because I said, what's a nice gesture that you've done for your man? Or what's the nice shusure a woman can do for you? Right, I didn't get
a lot of answers from women. I didn't, but the answers I did get very heartfelt, very sweet. I loved it. Right. So this one, this, this one really touched me in a special place. This woman says, I've gifted massages, pedicures and shut the fuck up for three days A queen, a queen. So look this queen, Okay, do you know the strength that it takes to shut the fuck up for three days while he's getting a massage, a pedicure, all that business and minding his
business. I'm not gonna I think sis he's like a noble peace prize. Whatever they gave Mother Teresa, this she gives us. Call them action. Jackson three two five says, now that's what's up. Uh, implicit bias, gave some handclaps. Smiffers says they don't care to learn about their man Ooh, I'm sorry. I'll press around, but my bad, my bad, my bad, don't come here. Ashton said, where those ladies at? Big Drew says, I hope he married her me too. Ashton says,
shut the fuck up for three days is love out? Fiz Kid says, can we put that woman as the bachelorette and we can beat Negro? Dama says she's setting the bar high and I respect it. Yo. Uh, I think that that was definitely a good It's really I'm not gonna lie, it's really just a shutting the fuck up for three days. That's really touched my soul, in my heart, in my heart. So the next one this is where I say, learning, man, it's really easy.
Men are simple creatures. Just find out things that he likes. Does it for him. The next one says, my man is simple. I bought him fudge that he thought was too expensive, and he was happy as fucked. I forgot what what you mean? Just in a random conversation. He said, Hey, this is something that I really enjoy, but right now I don't think it will be financially responsible for me to greet it. And you took it upon yourself to go out your way and make it happen.
Do you know how many teeth that man was showing when she gave him that fudge? Do you know? My man was chest sire cat ear to ear? Do you know? Do you know I know for a fact my man went to the group chat right after that. Yo, bro, I think she might be the one. Yo, Bro, I got one. I got one, Bro, I got one. And all she had to do was literally listen, listen like a man probably been complaining about something. Literally, your man do construction. He's been telling you about how his boots and
ship. How you're wearing the motherfuckers down, Cisco. Get him a pair of Red Wings. Don't get them, Tames. Don't get them Tames, your man do construction. Go to the Red Wings store and get him a fucking gift card. Give it to him. Let him get whatever you want. Timberlands is like the difference is top two. Yes, Timberlance, I mean I mean if you we like you know, like now why he say for me? Seriously, seriously, all you have to do is listen to
your man. He's going to tell you what he wants. He's going to tell you how he can you can make his day better or simple things for him. Because especially if y'all locked in, men talk a lot. If you're really locked in with your man, you low key becomes his best friend or one of them. Now, am I saying he going to call you at fucking nine ac have to shoot dice with his home boys. No, but I'm saying that you do gain a certain intimacy that a lot of the
regular person would and have to ask. You would definitely be the first person before he'll think about with his boys. Mm hmmmm hmm. You just might not be available anything possible says I work in tims and I don't have a problem. Number one fall apart. What do you do? I got number two? What kind of times do you wear? That's also another thing, but I'm just gonna say. Aaron Nash seventy three said red wings is the
equivalent of red bottoms. Come on now see see t rock Fit says do be like she white fyed lowiin niggerdim in seven one seven says I wear red wings and I'm a mechanic boom, so listen mechanics too, Get your man some red wings. Our fit says, for real, I'm in construction them red wings would get her a ring baby and last name that means she fai a fucking tention? Ah uh hemmy's himy thing possible says I work in a shipyard in San Diego. All right, send me send me your shoe size.
I'm gonna send you some red wings. Now, don't if you don't fucking follow up on it, that's on you. But send me your shoe size. I'm gonna send you some red wings, and we gonna you wanna come back and let us know how you feel about it and which one is better? How about that shine. You don't mean no red wings, thank you. This is a stupid house. Oh my god, New York Diamond seven one seven says Size twelve. Oh wait not for me? All right,
y'all listen, long story short. I feel like there are plenty of ways to be attentive, especially when it comes to men, because regardless of what the Internet says, men deserve to be happy too, and sometimes that message gets lost with all of the nonsense that goes on. So if you do need some more tips or you're looking for something to do for somebody special, men are very simple questures. Just be attentive. They're gonna tell you
what they want, and just keep an open mind. Nine times out of ten, like a lot of the question a lot of the answers are just like a massage. Some head. Be quiet, like they wasn't even asking for material things. So like, just pay attention, be attentive. You can treat your man too, and it's not even gonna cost you. If that man treating you right, he deserves it. That's it, and that's
all. Extreme x inc says I've been trying to DM Stormy. You lying The boy go says very simple creatures be why I said, and we simple The boy go says, what's good? T rock Fit says, my smile be on point with some red wings exactly exactly. So yeah, that's it, all right, guys. So now it's time for an edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is when we read questions, comments,
stories that you guys send, and all the day we record. I usually put a prompt up, but if what you have to say is too long to fit in the prompt, you can always email me at inquiries at stormypea dot com, or you can shoot me a DM. All right, So the first question, would you date a mortician? I want you to ask yourselves there, just like I'm being in so I want you to ask yourselves there. Would you date a mortician? And Will and Will, y'all,
I'm weird right. Let me tell you. I am so obsessed with true crime and like morbid things like he would be pissed at me because like every time he would come home from work, I'd be like, what happened at work today? What happened? What happened? Who was it? Damn what it looked like? Don't tell me no names. You gotta keep things private.
I understand, but and then what happened? It was a baby Oh god, lupus cancel an eighteen wheeler, Like I need to know it all right, broh exactly like Yo, that thanks smell like like bro like and it probably eventually would piss him off, but it's like I would have to have the conversation with him before we started talking, like, Babe, if I ever become too much, tell me, because I know at some point
he's like, dam bro, I will only work at work. And it's like, but I want to know it too, babe, Like if I was dating a moretation like it definitely will be given. That's what that posted was, like, I want to be in his ball so I can hang with him all day I do. I want to be there with him doing stuff like, ugh, you're not so cool? So cool? So the life says uh b why seventeen said especially if she has looks to kill y'all got to my nurse Clever Corey says, hell yeah, morticians would come home
with some cool stories. Outfit says, we get better than do you do? Boy can't play, So all the questions that be coming in as edibles be just that. So yes, we did that a little better than that. This week, Big Drew says two hells and two nos, you win. Data Mortician Big Drew Latina sweet Peace said, I am too, but I don't know if I could date someone like that. I don't know. Yes, Oh your Latin, I'm not Latin? What Latina story? Oh my god? Aaron nad Sheming three says, No, people talk about their
work. No, I'm good. Outfit says, doing circles around his nipples, asking did they run over him twice? Or did he fall off a cliff bag? Somebody get Outfits out of here. I King Chell says. Stormy would ask what a dead person farts? My life? Y'all? I heard when you when you when you pass you do fart that see, that will be a question. I would ask him, like, Yo, what happened? I heard you like past excrement? You see you see what I did there? You see you see? Okay? No, I heard you
shit on yourself like seriously? Yeah? Uh Clever Corey says, the Halloween couple costumes will be lit. You absolutely right, yo. I would want him to do Okay, now, before this, this is a little bit of a tangent. I did have like certain costumes that I do want to do once I get a man right. One of them is, I saw the guy has a shirt that says Peter Peter. Well, the girl has a shirt that says Peter Peter and the guy's shirt says pumpkin Eater. I
like that. I also like I saw Dwight and Angela from the Office. I like that, but I feel like it might not resonate because I'm black, but you know, hopefully it will, right. I also wanted to be Jake from State Farm and Flow from Progressive. Isn't that cute? Wouldn't that be cute? I had so many fucking bomb ass ideas and if if he was a Mortician, we would have to be like Adams family. We would have to be the Adams family. What I was about to say, Pugsly, what the fuck a is it? Puggly? Well, No,
I want to be Mortician and Gomez. I don't want to be the kids. I want to be the adults. Jack's Anthony says j X Anthony says Green and Pink Ranger for sure, for sure, for sure, you know that's probably gonna be one of the first things we do, is the fucking Power Rangers Outfie says, these Christmas couple of sweater parties, This Christmas couple sweater photos on I g would have been wild, absolutely because you know what, I want to get one of those sweaters that has like the boobs cut
out and you just put like pasties over it. But I want him to wear it right like we both wear it like. No, I'll figure it out. Just I have to workshop that one. But give me a second, Give me a second. J Tiggs said. DJ Tig says me, what do you do for a living? Her? I see dead people say that's a good joke. That's a good joke. Star Max's Quest says, I just want to be like John Snow and you being Denarius. That's a good one. I like that. Pretty boy Day says sex with a mortician
just sounds a little boring. No, it doesn't. Not for me. It's weird. I'm like, yeah, baby, pull out that from mel to Hide. Yeah, now that's too much. Damn. Okay, I thought I thought we were doing something together, but I guess not. Sorry, sorry, but my bag. All right. Let me just good to that, all right? So yeah, only one Sen says, I'll em bomb your body. I like that. Let's keep it going, keep it going. Outfit says he gonna wear your wig with that cutout sweater, which
puts it over the top. I'm just saying we can make it a thing clever. Corey says, Llo, well, you got any empty caskets in the bed? Yeah? Like what Halloween? We gotta make a thriller video. I gotta fucking love and stay out that bitch and ship like the Undertaker. Yo, oh my god, I have to. Yes, it's just fucking do this ship with my eyes rolled back. Yes, yes, yes, yes. If you're Danny ain't mortician, what else are you supposed to
do? If not? Pretend you're the Undertaker exactly and let me know. Let me know, bruh, If I am dating a mortician, it's going down because I'm doing my best Undertaker IMPRESSIONA shit, Yes I am, Yes, I am. Yes. Cory says the options are endless, I think not. The reason why this should be so funny to me is I'll be reading y'all comments in my own little voices, your chats topped here. If I had enough money, I bruh, like, seriously, seriously, I
would all right, y'a let's go to the next question. So it says, Oh, this one is a deep one, y'all. This is a hard pivot. Okay, this one's serious. Everybody gets serious. Okay. Mm hmm. How do I tell my husband I want to be with women and I'm no longer attracted to men? Damn? That ship hit hard the second time too. Let me ask it again again. How do I tell my husband I want to be with women and I'm no longer attracted to men?
Mm? You, well, since if you want, you can give me like your screen name, and I can just make the clip and you can just send it to him, right, I mean, like, this is a safe space. I do that for you. Sins like, let me know, right, But that's not what you want to do, right. The Live says serious I Am says, wait does that mean me the husband? B Y seventeen says she not attracted to him anymore either. Clever Corey says, damn, I feel the husband probably already know. JX Anthony
says, have him sign them papers. Marlow b X says, you just tell him. Pretty Boy's Day says, don't tell him. He killing every Alphas says, Nigga tell them what the fuck sees though exorsus says the husband is dead before it's out of our mouth, let me scroll up. Uh NIGRODMA seven and seven says you let him join or at least watch. DJ Tigg says husband. Clever Corry says we ain't good good, but we still good. Dark Man seventeen says she from the streets and I rebuked that comment
one percent. Okay, So here's the thing. People grow and people change. So I wish we had a chance to have more conversation and I can ask a question or two because when you say you're no longer attracted to men, are you no longer attracted to him? And when you say you're attracted to women, does this come from y'all having joint experiences together and you've realized that you enjoy your time with a woman more than your husband. Like,
it's a lot of things to unpack here. Were you bisexual before y'all got together, or during the course of your marriage that you realize that you're no longer attracted to men? Either way, I feel like if you love him and he loves you, even though conversations are hard, they still should be had. He's old at least that much respect, right, and my thing is gonna be easy. No, it's going to be an uncomfortable conversation. But tell him and I can't say are you willing to work through it?
Because you didn't say you were attracted to both. You just say you're no longer attracted to men. So HM, As a man, how would y'all take that? Like if your wife came to you and said, Yo, I love you and I will love you for the rest of my days, but I'm no longer attracted to men. I want to be with a woman. It's hard because men be in their here talking about you know you do windy because it's a woman. You know she can cheat with me with a
girl. Don't count them, Yes see, it definitely counts. But y'all be the man wants talking about she can be with a girl. Don't kill it's not cheating, Yes, it is. So like she saying she don't want to be with she she wants to be with this woman. Now what how would you take that? How would you take it if your wife came to you and said, I'm no longer attracted to men. I want to be with a woman. M And don't be that cliche guy that says, can you shut up? Shut up? How did you come to this conclusion?
Yeah? I agree, come from I would be confused? Right for me, I would be very inquisitive on when did these feelings develop? When did you notice these feelings developing? And you know, when did you know for certain? And you know, how do you plan on moving forward? Because it's like, are you saying you want an open relationship or you want to date and you know, entertain women, or do you want a divorce? Because that's not what the question said. So yeah, I don't know
what was your do? What was your marlow b X says if she bisexual, will leave her alone? Too many different spirits in her soul. Serious, I am says now like pride to side. If I love her, I'm hurt. Islam Wood eighteen Globe trotter says, onto the next one about
your wife? About your wife, like if that was your girlfriend or somebody you dating, maybe, but you can't onto the next one about your wife, bro Like y'arell supposed to be locked in for real, And the message didn't say she wanted a divorce, She just wont to know how she gets had this conversation with her husband, DJ Tigg says, what's crazy? Is she going to get with a chick that dresses like a dude though you don't know that maybe she likes fims. Look at y'all assuming assuman, Okay,
what will be the relationship? But she's not attracted to them? I don't I don't understand, like what the relationship, Like, what will be that part? What you mean just get a she would get her her what from the girl and then get what from him. I don't know. That's why I said I wish we could have had more conversation because it's like, are
you no longer physically or sexually attracted to men? Or did you maybe have on a revelation and realize this whole time you've never been sexually attracted to men? And I also want to point out that all the feelings that she's having is one thousand percent valid, and like I'm just wondering, like where does that leave y'all If you're not looking for divorce, what is she supposed to do? Well, we don't know if she's looking for a divorce. She
said she's not looking for then what then? If it is okay, that makes sense if you're not looking for a divorce, niggerdamind seven one seven said, couldn't I measure my girl coming home with a boozy feed? That's not what she said either. I much rather crack shut up. I King Shell says, what if the role roles were re worsed. That's a good point. What if the roles were first? Ladies, what she doing if your husband come home and say, hey, I'm no longer attracted to women.
I'm attracted to men. But it's hard because I feel like there's a different stigma attached to that. So I actually take that back. I take that back. We already know what happens if the roles were reversed. Oh so you do depending j X Anthony says, if the role was reversed, every woman is leaving Marlow. B X says if he doesn't divorce her, she's going to destroy him. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't have a clear answer without asking more questions. So I'm gonna harash
you on the DMS and see what happens. So yeah, Next it says, how do I show love and affection more to shorty? Y'all be so genuine and I love it because y'all just really be trying to get your shit out there. Like, let me know, how do I show love and affection more to my shorty? When you say love and affection? Right,
it depends on what she's telling you. So is she saying things like you know, you don't never come up and kiss me, or you don't never grab me from behind, or you don't never you know, pay attention to me, or you're not affectionate? Like what exactly is she saying? Because if it's really just intimacy, I'm gonna tell you one thing. Don't nothing test your gangster like intimacy. Okay, I don't care how hard you think
you are. Right, if you're laying in the bed with someone and they come up behind you and put their arm around you and scoot you back, moisture, moist, moist moist, right, So it's like, come on now, come on now, because what's better than meat on back, heat on, crack, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. So it's like, eh, I don't know. I know she's saying you're not showing love and being more affectionate. I think there's always grand gestures and they're small gestures.
Right, you can do small things like if she takes lunch to work, slipping note at her in the lunchbox, just telling her how much you love her, you appreciate her, you think the world of hers. She is the most beautiful woman in the world. You can't wait to see her when she get off, when she opens her lunchbox or whatever her target bag, she knows stuff that he leftovers in. First of all, our girl's gonna be smiling. Hi, oh my god. Oh. And then she
wont to immediately text or call you. I can't wait to see when I I can't wait. I can't wait. Right, You want to buy her or something she's in the makeup, get her apho or alter gift card. Okay, if she's into music, take you to a concert that she likes. Nice seats, no nosebleeds, Like just listen to her. And you know what, it's the concept of the same when we talking about the men
earlier, like just listen to your girl. Like, for example, so one of my favorite Christmas movies is elf right, So you know it's Christmas time, so I'm all in about Christmas? Right. So, uh, this guy that I'm been talking to, he brought me a buddy the elf doll. But it's like a drawstring, Jawn. So when you pull it, it's like Woody where it says like lines from the movie and it's like I love you, I love you, I love you, and it's like, oh man, this is all my favorite lines. So yeah, I
thought that was really cute. So it's like, yeah, do stuff like that, stuff that she's been talking about, you know. Outfit says, let's not wait what I'm not reading that. I'm not reading that because you fucking draw it. I hate you so much. I King Shell says, here's a tip for men, listen to her. Seriously, here's a tip for men. Listen to her. That's it, That's all you really have to do. Clever Corey says, solid advice. Negro domin seven one seven
says, basically, you show love and affection by just listening. And when we say just listening, like listen to her in all aspects. Will she come home talking about that bitch at her job who got her fucked up? Listen, just listen and let her vent, okay, because she'd been thinking about this all day if she wanted to get it out, but she can't tell nobody of her job because they will go back and tell the lady or tell the manager. So let her just sit and get it out. Sit
and get it out, Sit and get it out. Marlowe b X says, you can have sex without intimacy if you know you know. This is very true, absolutely true. And I hope that's not what she's saying, because, oh my god, now I just realize that. And she's saying she's not getting affection and love from you all intimate? Are you period? I don't know, but I got I digress. That's it. So let's just recap for today. First, I may expect it for spaghetti before we
started. Shut up, I made spaghetti before we started. As soon as we end this, I'm going to get another place of spaghetti. Am I supposed to be announcing the show? Oh? Ship als it? Oh wait, okay, so let's start over. I should have this at the beginning of the show. But Philly, I'm coming back to you February seventeenth at World Cafe Live. Me and a lot of my friends are coming to miss ship up. I was trying not to curse, but I can't say mess
it up. So let's start over. Me and a couple of my friends are coming to tear it down. All right. I should have practiced this before. Let's try again. Me and a few of my friends I come into tear it down, and it's going to be a vibe, all right. You look up for something to do for violence. IM saying, all right, you still ain't found a bay. I'll be your bay. Come on to come see me. I know it's afterwards, but you know what that means. All the candy and the flowers and stuff is gonna be on
cell boo, don't even trip. I got you, all right. Get your friends, get your man, get your girl, get your aunties, get your cousins. Come on and check me and my friends out. Okay, February seventeenth at World Cafe Live. Click the tickets in my bio and click the link in my bio. Click the link of my bio and get your tickets now. And yeah, this is how I fumble through the drop. But when I edited it is gonna look good. I can't wait to
see you guys. And yeah, let's start from the top about recapping what's going on in the city. Oh. Also, within the next few weeks, we're gonna be announcing two more cities too, So I can't wait to see you guys. It's gonna be a vibe. But back to this episode, long story short way, Sterrin and William had a problem with my child's father fixing my water heater, and it's just another reason why he didn't last past day three. I hope this episode really got you in your fields and
spread some positivity and remind you of how good being in love feels. And a lot of that negativity on the Internet doesn't really get to you. Yo. My man consciously he posted something he said, the Internet isn't draining the dumb people in the comments are. And I believe that because a lot of time, if it's if it's content that I don't really agree with and I don't want to read it, just swipe, skip, ignore, right.
But if it's like you make the mistake of going into the actual comments, that's when you go down a loophole because it's like bro ew, you think that's real, that's how you really feel. And the worst part is when you see somebody you know just spewing ignorance like ill you think like that, we grew up together, how do you think like that? It's gross?
So yeah, hopefully this episode gave you a little bit of hope and a little bit of joy and it permeates through the waves and through the atmosphere because I want to say more shit like this on my timeline. I want more love And I don't know, maybe my algorithm is just fucked up and ain't no love on my shit and my tripping. If so, let me know,
d and me and let me know. If you're looking for some nice things to do for your man, give him a massage, give him some head, cook him some food, Listen to him and get something that pertains to something he's been talking about or you know he likes, you know he likes a specific football team. Get him a hat, get hi a scarf, get him a throw for his couch, like you know, it's just some shit for his man cave, whatever the case may be. Some good
whiskey, you know what I mean? Like anything? Yeah, Women like when guys make plans and and show initiative, follow through with the plans. You know, see something they like, send you with and let you know what time to be dressed like that shit, What I date a mortician is the elephant heavy. Okay, Yes and yes, all right. Next, I'm going to follow up next week with this woman about her and her husband and where she's at with it, because I feel like we have our own
assumptions, but we really need more of the conversation. And don't forget. Show coming up February seventeenth at World Cafe Live, and within the next two weeks we're gona announce two more cities and the tickets are live right now. You can get your tickets right now. Click the link of my bio and get it done, or go to world Cafe Live dot com and get your tickets there. I love you, guys, and if you don't remember anything else, please remember I love you. I love you, I love you.
I love you, guys. I see next week. Peace yet, be happy.