It's A Swan! - Chewing The Cud - S05E16

up for drag Race. And then we have our game in Game of the Week, and that's before we do something interesting in Crafty Queens. Answer me. Now you can see our social media. Just look for at the Cud TV and people who popped up in our comments go along the bottom of the screen. It's time for Mike in the buzz. How proficient are you the use of Google? Google? Google? Google's still yeah, swallow, darling, swallowed. Yeah, especially when there's

a creamy, creamy filling involved. No, I'm pretty good at Google, but that's because Google's used to me googling. Okay, now here's an interesting thing. They've released some words that you should never ever google. There are sacrosanct words not sacrosanctly, it's just they said, trust me, you do not want to google these words. Well, I know, I know a couple from the old days, such as blue waffle. You

do not google blue waffle. Don't google blue because because it's gone that far in now, it will actually just show you pictures of blue waffles. Oh good, that's a relief. But now google images and things things not to not to google. So I thought i'd share them with you. Please don't try this at home, kids, Well, definitely not. The first one. Deep loving de gloving degloving is that

not literally removing removing a glove, but the skin. So it's actually a medical term of when you remove the skin and layers of muscle, tissue and fat in a single move. Oh oh, I recognize that that is horrible from TV shows like Hannibal, you know, or yeah, gross but fun. Okay, yeah, no, I don't want to know any more about that. No, I will not about dig loving. No, I won't be googling de gloving. Okay, actually that's made

me quite queasy, to be honest. Thorny a thornya fo you are an I eater that sounds like a the hair product. It does, doesn't it. It's a cute necrotic infection and it's just your flesh literally falling off as it rods. Oh cool, I'm feeling quite queasy and I've not even had a Neclaire. Do you want to nicclare now? No? No, I'll saving a Claire for later. Okay, for some reason, I'm part of my food, been part of your fane? Okay? Would like to know some more words? Oh? Go on? Okay.

The other one not to do is crocodile with a K, not a crocodile, A crocodile. Crocodile? Is that a dill do in the shape of a crocodile? No, it's a flesh eating zombie drug. So what happens is that as you overly use a point in your arms and drums right, and necrosis sets in right, and it sends you a little bit loopy as well. In necrosis because you're pisoned from the inside. That's called crocodile HM. Have you considered therapy? Don't google these words? Well, I'm providing a public service.

You don't google these words. You enjoyed a bit too much when you googled it yourself, didn't you? I just googled them with big dicks to be fair. Moving on, you have a tattoo. I do have a tattoo. What is I have several tattoos. That is a tree of life. That is a pentacle, and that's a seed of life with a I thought that was the death stuff. It's it's not the Death Star. No. I am a big Star Wars fan, but no, these are all hippi dippy stuff. You should see the ones on the back. All right.

This is a story about Natalie Rene, who's thirty five, who decided that she would get herself a DIY tattoo kit from Amazon only fifty pounds. I can I can tell where this is going to go wrong already. She wanted an arrow going through a heart. Okay, it doesn't look like an araquoi through a heart though. Oh that's awful. Oh that's so old. It's a bit penisy that even. Yeah, it even looks like a bad drawing of a of a Yeah. Yeah, so her fifty pounds are two kid

one and fifty pounds to remove it? Wow, couldn't you just get it covered? How big is it? It's actually in the crook of her arm. There. She could get another tattoo over that for LUs, But what would you have there? That's well, I'd rather have a picture of a cock and balls one I can understand what's supposed to be the anatomy of it. I like the fact that it's got the balls and potentially a penis with

hair on it. Well, I think that's somebody with a pointy willie and I have met guys with willis la pointy balls and the peranium smelly bridge. Yes, you just like have a couple of buttocks and thighs going out there. Well, you need is a little oh it's bottom view. Yeah, okay, I get that now. Yeah, but that would require some additional work, yes, which would proper totoo artists should do.

Not a mad woman who buys things off of Amazon thinking that she might get the artistic skill as a bonus with the items to do the tattoo, and it her friend died it for her after some wine, after some wine wine. Okay, yeah, yeah, so yeah, if you want me to a tattoo on you run, But you can always drop us a message on at the cold TV on social media and that brings us nice to our story of the week. Oh Cord, how are you

going to top that? I wouldn't the bottom joke When you're in the shower having your ablutions when you're do you ever pee? I do worse things than pee. Never poop in the shower. Some people have to prepare for a night in with a nice gentleman. You know, poop in the shower, though, surely pop in the toilet. There's consequences. You know it's not a proper poop. Okay, it's a book. I would consider that be That would be worse than you know, a bit we it's all going in the

same hole, anyway. He doesn't go in different holes. Not in my house. It's all connected up. There's the difference. Somebody doesn't understand the rudimentaries of plumbing. What it goes in, water goes out. I'll give a ship this is This is a story about a doctor who has released a statement saying you shouldn't pee in the shower because doing

so will have serious medical implications. Said that, because what will happen is, as you pee in the shower, your brain will associate the sound of running water with peen, right, and it will make you desensitized. It will make you more sensitive to rain and things, as it will make you want to pee more when you're here to be fat.

Do you ever have that thing where you're coming out from coming home from a late night and for somehow your brain knows when you're approaching the door, the sudden need to pee, the sudden need to pee when you're approaching that. So I believe that because of some real I don't know why, but my bladder is aware of my proximity to the loop. So it used to happen to me when I lived in a flat, and it used to be when I got to the lift, by bad, you need to pee out. So it's you in those

high story flats peeing all in the lift. No I used I used to be out the front door, out the front door. Yeah, so the block of flats. I used to go, I need to pee, press the button for the lift, go to the front door and be out the pee the street. I thought you meant out your flats front door, just in the corridor where everybody else it was flat. It was a courtyard, so it was technically outside my front door. Still, nobody wants to

live in a block of flats that smells vaguely of pea. Though, to be honest, I think all blocks of flats flats may smell vaguely of Pea's a couple of times down Oh no, because there's a slow lift. But it's true. Your brain somehow talks to your blooder and it know, which is why it's fine, because now I have a downstairs look next to the front door in the block of flats. They installed it just for him, code. They

haven't installed it for you. It's all. It's just one of those Amazon parcel pots and you just keep shitting in you need to peanut poo. But yeah, I believe that as long as though I tell you water no, just shut yourself. Yeah, never go out in the rain. It's a problem living in Manchester. Really exactly that song MacArthur's Park. Yeah, talk about taking a cake out in the rain someone. Anyway, that's off of the buzz this week. Thanks for that, Mike. Well, I'll better re evaluate my

life choices when doing my ablutions. Then just keep evaluating the life choices. Pleasure as always a book coming out up after this short break. Miss brings his look at the celebrity news in showbiz. You're watching you in the coud with mist and Mike. Now let's get ready for the showbiz. We're missed. So celebrations. Deer coffee one, drag Race Oh no, okay, the drug artist tea coffee, yes, drag Race ter coffee, yes. Who I'm a lovely fan of and a lovely fan a big fan of. Yes.

I think she's amazing, little bit sexually attracted to tear coffee. Really. Oh well, well, this is not the news I'm going for. But she's officially off the market. She's she's she's been on Instagram and showing off the new boyfriend, so very very happy and congrattionion. But no, we can't have her. No, she's taken. I don't know. She might have an open relationship. I don't know. It's stop me normally. But the big

news is she's she's won UK versus the world. Yes, and we're very very happy for her and all cheers all around, like, look at her she's isn't she as far? She's brilliant. I didn't watch any of this series whatsoever, not at all. She's strong, king, absolutely stung. I think Tiff is a brilliant performer. Right, and love their songs, love the things I need to do on TV and

stuff I think about. I just boarded RuPaul anyway, tick Coffee one, so she's the second to win it second series Blue Hydranger one last year and she beat off, well she did, she beat them off. That's all way winning. I suppose they're distracted at least wait yet, drag Race Down Run Unders Hannah Conda was competing and drag Race Francis La Grande Dam they had a bit of a bit of a thing with But that's that's not the New Boyfriend. Famously, first series and all the other UK

series they don't get a cash prize. Do they know this year they did, Yeah, fifty pounds and that's going to come in handy. Tier Coffee was talking talking about it. Do you know how much they spent on costumes to prepare for drag Race. I know it's a lot of money. Yeah. I also remember Tickoffe's first incarnation on drag Race, where not much money was spent at all. Well, there were a lot of like design challenges on the show, so

it's not like they could pay for a design. They had to make it there and then right, But there were some that were just a bit Yeah, yeah, we were Missus from Tier first first time. But yeah, I don't know is where I'm going to go with that one. Basically designers, because there are big designers that want to get on there and shut off what they've got. But

you've still got to make some money. So the minimum you're looking at for per thing, according to TIA is about two thousand and five five hundred for each Look, okay, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money when you add it up, So that fifty pounds here's one is probably just going to cover what it costs

us to go in. Do you know who the highest spend is in terms of as far as we're aware of contestants on drag Race, Well, RuPaul obviously has a lot going on there, but contestants contestants both UK and US are just UK all the series, all the series. I'll narrit it down for you. It's a US queen. I want to say, it's one of the more recent US queens. The anchor, del Rio, the anger. Del Rio can sew her own stuff and it's always the same

damn look in just a different cut. Now, this one surprised me as well, because sorry, Heidi, but I think she had a very similar experience with Ta where some of those looks were a little bit touched. No Hidi en closet, Hidi end closet, so I pronounce that properly. She spent four thousand dollars, so that's about three thousand and two hundred and something in British money on her Drag Race appearance and Season twelve in twenty twenty. But when she went on All Stars eight she forked out

thirty two thousand pounds. Over thirty two thousand pounds, that's a huge investment to get on TV. That's just she You didn't come on there for a pound. Well what if she wants bag? If she wants we'll give her a Claire am I Glas, you can back off. There's a line. It has been drawn. Moving on So Netflix, it's the gift that keeps on giving is They've got another show coming. This one's called Baby Reindeer. I know it's cute title, isn't it, But actually it's a chilling story.

It's a chilling story of the Scottish comedian Richard Gadd being harassed by a middle aged woman he meets in a pub. Okay. Now, this actress is not playing that middle aged woman. Okay, she's playing the American therapist that has a bit of a relationship with as far as I'm aware. And she is a transactress named Nava Mao

and she plays the American therapist Terry. Now, she said of the script, when I was reading the script, it felt like the first time reading a character written by someone who actually had known and loved a trans woman. It felt like an honor to even get to read the script because of Richard's vulnerability. There's a light that I think pulsates out of that kind vulnerability, and all the characters in the story are cast in that light.

I felt that in the very first read. So that's quite high praise from a actor really, And apparently it's based on God's real life. Ok so what they had to go through because basically it's the story of a stalker. So yeah, that's to be looked forward to. I believe it's actually already on Netflix now, so give it a watch. That definitely, maybe shall it's a cute title, but yeah, horrible story. Onto our third story. Now, this one's the

one that's really got me excited because I'm a massive nerd. Okay, Disney, Plus they're doing X Men in ninety seven. Okay, Now, if you don't know of X Men are a huge franchise and part of the Marvel universe. But people of a certain age may have spent a lot of time watching the X Men cartoon or Saturday Morning TV. I did. This is a direct continuation of that cartoon. Nice, Yeah, it just it picks up exactly. Yeah, Gambit's even hotter in this. I've seen stills of him where he's wearing

like a proper old school like crop top. Nice. Yeah, it's pretty cute. So I've been really I've not started watching it yet. It's available, but do you remember the scene tune? Absolutely brilliant. It's very of its time. Yeah, and as I said, direct continuation but apparently, and again I haven't actually watched it yet myself, but it's punching pretty hard. I mean, X Men always in its concept

is about the other, the outside group. So gay people have felt akin to this, and black people and people of faith, anybody who's felt oppressed as their group have always kind of vibed with the X Men because it's it's a parallel for that experience and being oppressed and all of that kind of stuff. So it's it's really got layers to anyway. But apparently in this new series is really punching hard. So the showrunner, Beau DeMeo, he's actually taken for episode five. I think it is experience

from the Pulse Nightclub. Okay, yeah, so you remember back in twenty sixteen there was the shooting in the Pulse Nightclub. Well, he used to be somebody who would frequent that venue. Ok yeah, He said. Episode five was the centerpiece of my pitch to Marvel in November twenty twenty, the idea that having the X Men mirror the journey that any of us who grew up in the original show have

experienced being kids in the nineties. He also went on to say if events like nine to eleven, Tulsa, Charlottesville, or Pulse Nightclub teach us anything, is that too many stories are often cut far too short. He partied at Pulse. It was his club. He has so many great memories of it, being an auso of the awesome White Lounge. It was like Genosia, which is a country in that series, a safe space for me and everyone like me to

dance and laugh and be free. I thought about it a lot when crafting the season and this episode and how the gay community in Orlando rose to heal from that event. Cool and from friends that watch the show, because I said, I'm saving it up really so I can really get into it. This is there's lots of layers and lots of real grit to it. So I'm glad they're taking it seriously and really thought about it. I can't wait to watch it now. I'm a little

bit excited because they've changed the groinal areas. The groinal areas well. It's the first thing you go to look to, isn't it. Look at the size of the v there that that indicates a gender daily area compared to all the other ones that are quite smooth gambits packing. Man. Remember there was a that trend for making sure you have the thigh gap and some people would put like old CD cases. I'm pactice doing it now myself. Man's spreading there. But yeah, every day, that smell a vision

hasn't been invented, so shoo, it's very musty. But yes, I'm excited. I can tell the smell and that's the end of the show biz. Please put the iPad there to cover up there. Anyway, thanks for that missed stick around because coming up next we have our game of the week. You're watching you in the cud. This week we're going to play a game which is Lazy Susan's question roulette. And this is for our very own I'm not going to say it missed seeing a bit of

the week. So mister has got the lazy Susan. It's going to give it to spin and that's the question. Then that's the right. Look at you being all fancy and artistic doing poetry on the floor. Are you ready for a quiz? I am spin it? But okay, where would it stop? Nobody knows? I spent it a bit too, didn't I. It's very well balanced. It reminds me of a certain a certain piece of apparatus in a bathouse. I know, oh general knowledge. That's going very quick for

a bathhousand piece of apparatus. Right, Okay, well you know I did get motion sickness. Okay, so, oh no, that's too easy. That is too easy to pick. You just asked the question who was the prime minister when Queen Elizabeth II acceded to the throne. It was all done in the crown. Yeah, we four seasons ago. It was four seasons ago. But it was a very predominant prominent character the king. Now the prime minister. Who was the prime minister. That's the name of that person. Oh, you

got your proper thinking face on, haven't you, Bob? No, it wasn't Bob Winston Churchill was he in it? It was I was a little obviously, too too complicated. I've done it's too quick again, that's just shush, shush, stopped right, Okay, oh okay, stop doing movies. This is this, This is more my my end of the market. This is what I like. Oh, name the film. These characters appear in Tony Montana, Ellie Woods, Larry Starling. Oh no, they're different movies.

Let me do that again. I thought they were all in the same movie. I'm so sorry. Okay, name the film. These characters appear in You've got six here, different movies. Okay, alright, first movie, Tony Montana, Tanna and Tanna the movie. Nope, bit more, bit more serious, bit more gravitas taxi. Good guess in the You're Closer, You're closer with Taxi, The Muppets, Christmas Carol, you've gone the other way. I'll give you

the answer. It's scarface. Oh I never watched it. Okay, to be honest, if I was going to answer that, I would have gone with Saturday Night Fever. But okay, yeah, okay, Ellie Woods is it Ellie Wood or is it Elwood's Elwoods? Yeah? Okay, in a while since I've seen, you've got it legally blandened, legally blond, and legally blunted. Mm hmm. So Clarice Starling one flew over a cuckoo's nest. Mm hmmm. Still in the setting an asylum, so yeah, but prison a bit more.

Lambs are set in the prison. Silence of the Lambs are set in many places. But it's an asylum, prison thing. It's a prison. They've got psychiatrists. Yeah, you're gonna get psychia. You don't know, to prison and not be a psychiatrist. They're not mutually exclusive areas. He's in prison for killing people, yes, but he's been put into a thing a room because he kills people. Okay, but the only line is to stay away from him because he had a janitor or something.

Last week we'll skip that one. It's far too easy. Uh. What film is Captain hooking lots exactly? How about Oda may Brown? Okay, let's try another one. Let's I've not whacked it that it's it's very smoothly if you put the w D forty on this loob. Okay, I don't not sport, not sport. We hate sport, not sport. General oh, general knowledge. Okay, the silicon based loube as well, right, because that's gonna what's a basic get bit sticky? Um? Oh?

What did forest Mars event event in nineteen thirty three? Mars Bar? The Mars bar you say? The answer would be the Mars Bar with chocolate. Me. We can tell what your priorities are by the answers you get right. I was once asked to leave Cabrey World in Birmingham. What were you doing out? They said? Would you like to try these samples of what chocolate is? And I did, and I've just refused to move. They kept bringing out trace of chocolate and I'm going and they're going it's

one per person. So that doesn't say that anyway. Unfortunately, we've landed on sports. That's okay. Why do we even have a sport category. Okay, complete the boxer's name. I wouldn't even have a clue. Mike body Snatcher Tyson. No, Mike Tyson's a person. He is and he is a boxer, but not that boxer, Mike the body Snatcher. That No, McCallum. I'm not even gonna do the other ones because I wouldn't have a clue and I don't think you will either.

Visual make for a very boring game. So small together. No, no movies, movies, no music. Music we can do music. We can do music. Music will be good. No, people come together. According to Madonna, it does well. I I in the house I used to live in in London, which big shared house. They always knew not to knock on my door when Porter's Head was playing, because music does make the people come together. Which song did Chris de Burr sing about his wife? Chris de Burr, Yeah,

big favorite of weddings during the eighties. Chris, Yes, the burr, the burr burr or the burr, the burr, the burr the that Chris de Burr, mm hmm, not Christ Burr either, or what have you fancy? Really? I know this because it is now a theme tune to a show which stars the amazing brilliant Philamina Crunk. Oh okay, who's also name is Diane something. Yes name has escaped me and she does a really good sitcom called Mandy She Does, which is the name of the song Mandy no christer

Burr Mandy. No, that would be the wrong singer and the wrong song. No, it's the right song. It's the wrong singer. It's the wrong it's both wrong. You just mad? Is the name of the song that I'm referring to on the show. That's the song that you're referring to. But it's not the answer to the question. A completely separate problem. I think I'll find that so you problem I recently bereft. The answer is if anybody ever did go to any of those weddings where it was always

the main song Lady in Red. That's a song about a prostitute. Why is that our weddings? Apparently it's about his wife. It's so, unless you're trying to cast dispersions on missus debt that she may have been a sex worker in the past, she may have been maybe a pretty woman, which is a whole other song and a whole other movie is actually based on Christo Birth's life. We will never know, well I suppose we could, you know, do a bit news is he Harry Christ? But what

that's what movies? Movie? No, not movie? More music, more, more and more, more and more and more music. Somebody can remix that into something funky and make a whole new dance hit. They could, but they won't. No, they won't complete the band or singer's name. Oh okay, okay, So first one, I'll give you six here talking Vagina's no talking heads. Simon and the Chipmunks, Oh, that's that's not bad, but it's not what I'm thinking of. A bit of more famous, more famous than the album other

than the Chipmunks, Yeah, I don't think so. They sung the sound of Silence. You are just an uncultured yob, really, aren't you? Simon and Garfunkle. Yes, I did all the nineteen eighties and get the word back. So how about this one Steely Magnolias. No, that wasn't a band, That was a film. One category Darling Steely Dan. Okay, how about Alice in Wonderland Again, that's a film, not not me. You're on the wrong category. Now it's Alison Chain's I

knew a girl called Alison Chains. Alison Chains, Alison Chains. That that that's that would be a good drag name if you lived in the nineties. Rage against the Patriarchy. Last one, another favorite band of mine. I'm glad it's going into rock now, Limp Biscuit. Yay, I knew you had some level of taste. Yeah, so stick around because coming up next we have Crafty Queens. Welcome back to Cheering the cud and thankfully it is not me this week.

It's Mike with the Crafty Queens. Yes, the reason why you're not allowed to do Crafty Queens is after the court injunction we had served to us. So what people don't realize is that we have a visitor in the building today. Ooh, we have Saltword's Lord Mayor. Oh, that's very fans, very fancy, a very won we around fancy have we got to dress up and return to be professional. Well, this is why I thought what we could do is we could make things look a little bit nice in

the bathroom. We could do some towel folding. So when he uses the little room, right and he goes to wash his hands, he's got water closet, something pretty to wipe his hands on. We're trying to make the toilets in the studio look a bit more sophisticated. Yes, we're not going to sort out the plumbing or the smell. Oh, this is going to stick out like this, So au thumb, isn't it? Okay? Yes, So we've got two towels here, yes, okay. So this is to help them wash their hands. This

is for driving her hands after washing. Okay. So we're going to make some beautiful swans, oh like the pretty things they do for you in high class hotels. Exactly. Yes, don't do it now because it's just pointless. So just take one of your your towels, can unfurl it. Okay, and I want you done that. You want to you want to make it into a triangle okay, Oh okay, so we're proper unfurling the holes. Okay, Okay, are we doing it? It's it's quite rectangular. Are we doing length wave?

I've got you a one with square pattern on to make life easier for you. Yes, okay. Now what you want to do is you want to have it so you've got a square gap at the top. Okay. So you've got. You don't want to it's a point you're not making pay per airplane. You want a bit of a flat point ad flat point. It looks like the back of a shirt. It does look a little bit

like the batter of shirt. Yes, okay. And now what you want to do is is this long edge you want to roll it in towards itself, Okay, getting bigger at the other end so that it comes together theusli Okay, how far do you go out? Well, you need to get them both doing it at the same sort of angle. Okay, okay, okay, And I want you to that you want to get them to go in together. Oh okay, So they kind of meet in the middle, meet in the middle, so you go to so it kind of pivots at the top. Yes, okay,

I'm with you, cool like that. Yeah, so you know how to call him a lord mayor? Yeah? Do you think he's the overlord of all horses or just female ones? You're a right mayor as opposed to a lord mayor cold worse. Now, what we need to do is we have to make this into an actual birdy kind of shape. Okay, So you lay your hands on the back on on the on the girthy bits. And I love laying my hands on a girthy bit. Okay, and then pull it up so it is erect. Okay, I can. I can

make the girthy bit erect first time. Okay, And then you kind of want to push it down and in so grab it by can I make into it as Z shape? So give it that kind of tuck it down? Okay. This this is more what happens with with that's an image, so just like that then, well, but you want it to be flat, but flat, okay, but flat. So this is more like a girthy gentleman when he's stuck in very tight pants. Huh. It keeps it keeps popping up, So you need to to keep pushing it that so

like I have managed to do it that. See, you need to give it pressure. You need to not just pat it. You need to push it down, force it down, not punch it just using your hand as an iron from too firm. Then that's why it keeps popping up. Yeah. So and then so it should look a little bit like that. Oh I'm with you, okay, you got me cool? Now, that's just that that's the body of this one okay, okay, when I need to make the plummage your tail or

us of this one, okay. In the way you're going to is you take a second towel okay, conferling that unfurl that okay, And now you want to gather it in small in small folds that get bigger as you go further down, like a concertina. Like a concertina, but getting bigger. So you're going to do it like a child did it. So it's not going to look right, okay. So you're gonna get a small pinch and then a slightly bigger pinch okay, and then a slightly bigger pinch again.

Can get the pinches bigger and bigger and bigger, okay, until you get to the full length. Until you get to the full length, yeah, well width technically, oh goold. It's quite difficult. This being artistic, lark in it, okay, kind of concerteened it. Let me see. Okay, now that's a dicky bow. It does look like a dicky bow. It's wrong. Oh you are pinch in the middle like I've been doing. But you said to get wider as it goes down, yes, so you go tiny pinches pinches,

tiny pinches and then a bigger pinch. Oh then I thought you meant length wise, not not not the size of the pinch. Okay, I'll start against sorry, okay, okay, right, Why does Crafty Queens take so long? Well? Because and I want to do a good job, because I take this series a second time. We've lied today, so you get it like that. It's it's still quite dicky bowie, but it should. But it's just because you're using both hands. If you look at me, one hand, one pinch, Yeah,

well I need two hands. You don't need two hands, just one pinch. You've not seen me naked, mate, I've seen it. It's on Channel four. Anybody not watched Puppetry of the Penis on all four? Have a look. It's not available, so it's not all for anyway. What's you've got your dicky bow yes, okay, you're going to push it together so it's more like a fan, okay with you and then that goes beneath the neck of your bird. Okay like that? Okay, and that's it. Now you've made

a beautiful I've made a beautiful swan. You see. You're right. So I've got the bomb of the bird. I've got the bomb of the bird, right. You put the towel, the folded towel in the bomb, in the bomb underneath the neck. M hmm. I've made a beautiful swan. Mist has made a cock. And if like missed, you can't get any peen, any regime or anything in between. Even if it's a towel. You can always be a crafty queen. So I've made a lovely swan. You're just fingering a towel, basically. Yeah,

is this supposed to be? Well? That was my constanty. It didn't. It didn't work out very well. I'm not I'm not very good at at this folding a towel. It is just folding a towel. Yeah, it's holding a towel. Is that why it was so stiff? You know that starch? Dear? What do you think I wipe up afterwards with? Oh? Is that you or the other fella? Oh? No, man's not got that pleasant aroma. Yeah, I'm sorry that the mayor is not going to be impressed by my skills.

If you just did them all the same size, it still would have looked better. That's still a dicky bow. It's not aping nor was it. Well, I've got big hands, and you know what they say about people big and need to buy big gloves, never invite them for a fisting party. Depends on what you want really, but yes, you've done a beautiful job and I think you should just always do crafty queens from now on because you've

obviously got the talent and the skill. It's not that I have the talent and the skill, it's that some people don't. Anyway, that's almost the end of the shof now remember durings our social media at the cook TV. Thank you for watching and we'll see you soon. Bye. Give up, Actually give up. It can't be simpler than folding bye. Look, I'm not going to put the effort in because the last time you smashed my egg as well