Don't Eat Mine Then - Chewing The Cud - S05E21

You're watching Chewing the Cud with Missed Kinsman and Mike benu Rom.

You just cannot get the staff these days. They're talking in the year and they're just saying nonsense.

That's what the direction you're supposed to do it? Really?

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Are you ready for the show biz? You know how you like a Netflix show? On this show, I am aware of that.

We do talk about a good few shows that are on Netflix, and we get excited, we get like a box set, but we do have to wait.

For a lot of them.

Sometimes we talk about what's coming and it's going to be months and months and months away. There's a show on Netflix at the moment that is already out and it's quite exciting. It is called The Dead Boy Detectives.

I love this show. Oh, I've you already seen it. I love this show. Yeah, I'm getting quite excited about this. It's so good.

I haven't actually started watching it myself yet, but I've got it on my list to look at because it's Neil game and it's the whole san Man DC universe stuff going on. And it's got a bit of crossover with the Doom Patrol as well, because one of the characters from that's in it. And as you can see, our favorite White Lotus star Lucas Gage is also in it, apparently playing the weirdly sexual cat King.

Yes, it's not weirdly sexual, it's very sexual. Oh okay my lord. Yes, it's the first time I've been sexually aroused by pussy. I've got a lot to look forward to.

Yes, you need to watch it. They the Gary have started to stream it already for.

The Sad Well.

I have heard some really good reviews about this coming in And we talked a while back about British AND's new series and how in the early series. They've done a bit of gay baiting with the trailers.

And now we're actually having gay And now we're finally having a bit of gay. We were worried that this might be the same thing because apparently the trailer for this was a virtually sexual and I have watched the trailer for it, and it is a bit for But is it going to pay off or is it just yes, Well, the reviews say that it is, and yes, it pays off.

I've canceled my premium membership.

Of born Ub. Is it that good that I don't? I've not canceled that membership. He's a liar. He's an absolutely liar. There. I'll tell you what he reminded me of when I watched it, like this is going to show my age? It kind of reminded me of.

A cool, slick, emo, shameless, shamelessly emo version of Randall and Hopkirk's deceased.

Do you not remember that show? Was that on?

It was in the nineteen seventies, but they had a real They're pretty born right, Okay, Reeves and Mortimer did a revamp of it in the nineties.

Okay, Randall and Hockkirk deceased. Keep saying it. I mean it happened. It was a very very good show.

Okay, so let's just the gallery of informed me that it's a sixties show that was repeated in the seventies.

Oh my lords, I'm old, but yeah, it reminded me of that show.

And yeah, it did look very very slick and very very sexy and.

I need some Phoenix. It's also pissy funny. Right.

There's a bit where they've they've trapped some his trolls in a jar, right, and this trolls are like fairies or something in the jar, and they are livid that they're in this jar. They're saying, oh, well, keep them as pets.

They can't keep us enough fucking jar. That's against our rights. And they're having a proper go about being this hilarious tinker bell with a potty mouth. Pretty much.

Yeah, but they're going, once they get out of this jar, we're going to pick you up.

And it's just it's brilliant.

Well, I'm not one for such fantasy things anyway.

Spend your weekends in a dungeon, I do, I really do. That's that's absolutely And then you play dungeons and dragons.

In other news, a bit more, a bit more serious. Sometimes we do a little bit of politics on the show.

You're gonna set me off on a runt. I'm not going to send you off a runt.

We're not talking about spoilism, doctor who, which Russell T. Davies has corrected you on, by the way.

What means corrected, actually corrected me on spoilers And I'm.

Not see I sent you a link anyway, Well, we can't see that. You can't because they have to be a member of the group.

And as you try to become a member of the group, he says, this may contain spoilers.

What the hell, I'm gonna silo for it.

Moving on, So we're going to do a little bit of politics. Now, okay, the show bus news, but there's the news as well. So remember up until two thousands and I member. But it still shocks me. LGBTQ not allowed in the army. You weren't allowed to be out in LGBTQ air. Plus well there's a whole don't say you're gay kind of thing. Yeah, don't ask, don't tell, as the phrase if I remember correctly, and yeah, officially because you weren't allowed to be a great big bummer in the army.

No bomboys in a brigade. I believe that No. That was on the poster, wasn't it.

Yeah, Kitchen, I want to you not be a bomboy in abrigade.

So there are obviously gay people who were in the Navy in the Air Force, and a lot of them are veterans now and there's now a charity out there. They're called if I Remember, Fighting with Pride, and they've managed to get the government to apologize and sort out of the memorial for them. They've been awarded three hundred and fifty thousand pounds from the government to create a memorial for the National Memorial Alboretum in Staffordshire. There we go, well,

Five, not far off. Let's Shire. The thing is, that's why you're going to take a while to growing. The thing is.

That's that's a lovely gesture and it's somewhere veterans and families of people who've passed can go and memorialize for a lot of veterans though, and again it's only two thousand so not that long ago. The effect that it's had on them and the way it's impacted their lives.

So this has had a tangible effect on them. So they have this whole.

Report on it and investigation and there's been several recommendations to have come out of that. Out of that, they had forty nine recommendations. Do you know how many have been done so far?

One bit more.

Than that to give the government it's due to be fair to twenty eight. Okay, so not bad but not all. So they're still fighting, fighting with pride to get all of those recommendations completed so people who are still around and still suffering can have some recompense for how they were treated back in the day, you intervaion. Yes, there is a London based label called Duke and Dexter. They're quite a cult favorite. They are a brand known for loafers with like nice hand painted designs on them.

They're now going to release a fashion label.

They are now bringing out some ready to wear collections with an aesthetic taking inspiration from vintage motorsport designs. Oh, but they actually look quite good for my tastes and fashion things. The collection for the collection of you who are chasing the adrenaline of a white knuckle drive, as well as pomising the same unparalleled level of quality as the popular loafers. The T shirts, hoodies, jackets have a boxy, oversized style in white, charcoal, gray oatmeal, and black oatmeal. Yeah,

Do you get him in it?

I don't think, what do I don't be One of the other things I struggle with getting clothing where they've got the brand all over that I don't like that. I like it when I'm not a walking poster board for the place that I've bought it from.

Because I don't really give them monkeys about labels.

Anyway, that's everything for this week.

Well thanks that missed. Always has to know that when you wish a punder stuff, I do.

Not buy my clothes from wish. I am trendy. Next, it's Mike in the Buzz. You're watching you in the cud with mist and Mike.

Now let's see what he's managed to dredge up for the deep, dark, stinky areas of the Internet. It's Mike with the Buzz.

How do you feel about insects, creepy crawlies and flying things?

Depends Midges irritating but yeah, okay, they are irritating. Okay. With the recent weather being warm and wet, we have seen an explosion of mitches. Not an actual it's not, but.

The population has increased dramatically because they have quite a quick life cycles produced. One particular part of the world is suffering more than everywhere.

Else, though why and where?

Because they're getting a lot more than everywhere else is just the perfect climates, and I think it's it's nominative determination.

This place is called Midium. Midium. Midium is set by midges.

It is indeed in Berkshire, so they can afford it. But everything is covered in midges. Why because they've had a population explosion.

Well, yes, I understand, but why if there's been a population explosion specifically in Berkshire.

It's just because it's had the best weather for midges to.

Procreate. That's how they procreate. They walk around doing this.

Here, have some of my procreactive juices. No, they just do that and they find out they're pregnant. The immaculate conception of midges. There's that much and then they went horribly wrong.

Isn't it splash the setup that much seeming in the air flying around.

Because it's finking about like that.

Yeah, very well, unlike some people. But yeah, it's so bad that even the town sign. The reason why it's fallen off because it's that heavy with midges.

Why are the midges all on one side of the sign because they're like that side of the side.

They saw the sign, it opened up their eyes.

Yeah, I caught that. I did.

Recognized some people never left the nineties.

It was a kazooon, you go. That's from after two thousand. I don't know.

Basically, the residents are worried about what they can do because they just go out and it just swarms of misdes.

I still don't understand though, Like, Okay, the weather has been particularly good for the but why located on one specific if but the weather isn't going to affect one specific.

Town, they have more I don't know, ponds per capita.

I feel somebody hasn't done enough research on this story. Stand the science. But if only we had somebody on the show that understood science.

I just can do fine on YouTube. I literally google science dispirits to do for kids. You just had the lab coat. It's just for show, isn't it? Well outcoat? Half the time it's just white shirt. I feel like I've been lied to.

Yeah, anyway, moving on, How safe do you feel having.

A pool depends on what I've eaten the night before.

Okay, when you're going to the bathroom, how secure do you feel that you're going to come out of the bathroom alive?

Really secure? I live all by myself.

Okay, I'm I'm just going to put this might change with the next story. Okay, a gentleman in Canada almost died go into the toilet and having a pool.

How hard was his training?

Wasn't about the straining. It was the fact he was attacked from beneath ooh by a rat.

Ooh oh.

I remember horror film that you know, when you're a young kid and you watch a horror film before you should do critics. I think it was Critics to one with Leonardo DiCaprio in it, where he's really really.

Young and yeah, oh by the bum and the balls.

Well, there's a rat basically hospitalized the man and from Canada because basically that the rat bit is.

Bub and other areas.

I feel that this might be a stage photograph and that's not the actual rat, because that's quite a cute rat.

It doesn't look like you'd hurt anyone. He probably just gently nuzzle your bollocks.

I think the rat would gently nuzzle them.

That rat would do.

The rat you're describing is obviously a monster with big gnawy teeth.

That one's cute. Wouldn't harmor fly that one.

So his hospitalized as when the rat bit him left bacteria behind and he didn't get treated, and they had sepsis and it got quite bad before he was taken to hospital.

So he may have died from a bacterial infection.

I'm actually making jokes about somebody who's died.

That's not good. He's probably got relatives who are recently bereft, not dead. He could almost died. Oh he almost almost died. Well, that's all right, then let's just take them. Piss out of him. Why did he have rats in his loo? Rip the shit out of him? Believe the phrases.

The rat tried to The rat made its way up for the toilet drain pipe because toilets in the rest of the world aren't the same as we have here, so in the States, it's like literally a bowl full of water that bit's disposed of so much, so wasteful.

We've done various plumbing on this show, more than I really thought i'd ever really.

Have to in light entertainment. It's that hyper masculine. Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah.

If you also like to be bits on the bottom so your toss or do something called a jacuzzi that mister was talking about, why not share that with us?

App could TV Poor Coozie.

Moving on, This is justice to our story of the week. It is not missed. Warm bottle of water sticking toward desticles in it un blowing because he's recently said at it for a little while.

You go to the gym, don't you. Yes, As you can tell from my sportswear.

Old sports were as well. It doesn't mean some people got that fire fetish weear so a story about the dangers of the gym and being very very foreboding this.

Week, what don't try and put me off the gym? Put off?

They I could talk about danger of the gym and you then get to choose where you will go.

Usually when they talk about the danger of a gym, they're talking about me.

Sexual nuisance of Blisically, that's the one. This is a beat. A woman who was exercising in the gym quite happily antils one bit of finger off, so one bit of fingers, one bit of finger off like total the end off hang like more than just a tip. And the reason for this is because they were taking too long on the cardio equipment.

How long is too long? I'll go for a double whammy on the elliptical, A double whammy.

Yeah, it's it's it's set for it's set for thirty minutes, and I have to start it again so I can go for a full hour.

Because I enjoy I enjoyed the elliptical. Is that why you work? Funny? It is? It's certainly not from getting any action anyway, not from a person. I've seen you near that rising ballads.

It's just true, isn't it.

Why are you gigging at you? I've stumbled across the truth.

You've put fifty p in its gotten over a rising ball and waited, haven't you? Is that why you've got that car registration plate?

Really all time? NPR? It's that like I drise up anyway? Who top? Yeah? So she was on there. So lady went over.

She's in the sixties, very unhappy that she's taken too long on the cross trainer.

Hang on, the lady in her sixties was on the cross trainer or the lady on the in the sixties of the attacker.

Yeah, basically said get off this machine. I want to use it. And the person said, I'm quite clearly using it, and so she bit a finger off. It escalated went from zero to sixty very quickly.

It's not even going to be roid rage with a six year old, is it. It might be a little trend.

Yeah, that's oh, I mean, I've seen some bad behavior in the gym I do love my fellow Jim goers, but when they start shouting with Tommy Robinson, you do kind of want to punch them in the face. M.

Yeah, milkshake over them, isn't it Tommy Robinson?

Oh yeah, that did absolutely deserved it as well. A we're giving them a milkshake. I lot they deserve that. What a p Yes? Did he get thrown over him? I've been saying, no, that's another story. We're not going to that. M. Felched by a milkshake?

No, not felt by milkshake. I'll tell you off camera. There are some things I actually leave off camera.

Yeah, there are. There's very bad behavior in Jim's I think that needs reporting.

Yeah. I just bite a finger off. That's dedication because there's a bone in there. Thanks sticking a pork chop.

You've seen me eat?

Yeah, I would less delicate than that.

You take a dentures and get stuck. I know. But I'm going for assumptions. Okay, and you know what assumptions do? They make you look like a dickhead. But that's all from the buzz this week. Thank you, bike.

Yeah, I'll look out for a sixty year old trying to bite my finger off. Hopefully it's just my finger. Anyway, stick around as we have coming up a game to play in our Game of the week, welcome back, and yes, you lucky people you're watching chewing the Car. We're going to play the Gobby Game Show Fluid edition. And this one is for the man who recently had a new personal assistant.

It's Mike, No wrong kind of pay of the week?

Mike, have you assumed the position I have? Are you ready for the game? I have?

What?

Importantly? Are you ready for the game? I'm not too sure.

I've just lost it.

You've lost what the game? No?

No, no, no, well?

Can I have a guess from the gallery? Please? Because that was nonsense to me. It's it's from the nineties. Oh no, no, please no. S Club seven is Vogue by Madonna.

Vogue. That was Vogue. That was Vogue. Even the gallery got it wrong. They thought it was don't stop moving.

They're just singing that song because that's what I like to sing. I did school theater for several years and he used to have to sing S Club sive at seven every blooming day, okay, throwing me nuts? Right, Yeah, that was the song Reached for the Stars.

Every day for years, every day trying to entertain little chill ldren and make them think that they had cool, happy.

Lives, bitch o stuff. They will be in their mid twenties now. It is thirties. You're right the first time where you thought, I want to say thirty. No, that can't be right. They will be in their thirties now. Which here was this? Do you know?

Do you know?

Do you know what?

I also had to sing in front of them for during panto season when I when I was Sheriff of Nottingham as a panto villain.

I have hendy the a no, no.

This is for school children. Well sex bomb okay, yeah, two children. I had to sing sex bomb two children.

It was a different time. Hm okay.

Next one, gallery, gy help me, help me please?

Is that your guess? It didn't sound It didn't sound a damn thing a bit. It didn't sound a damn thing like that love shack the B fifty two's correct.

That was actually what it was. It was. Wow, that's one for the gallery. Gary found a niche. I think they've I think they've probably been watching you for far too long. Take a chance on me, do my very best and I know that.

I used to not like Abba militantly because I like rock music and just cheese. Then I actually listened to Abba Gold and it is genius.

You just can't deny it. They're just absolutely bloody brilliant. Okay, it wasn't the Amber version I was doing. No God, are we doing specific versions?

If we're going in that level, I'm you're not that good.

I have good because Garry gets it.

For those who are playing along at home, I hope you're doing better than me. Why should watch it now? No plays a long at home.

For those of you playing at home watching the repeat at four o'clock in the morning, after having come back from some naughty night club, put on a porno instead.

Come on, guys, skip ski.

But I'm the scouts man. Okay, I'm not gonna kink ship. But what was the song? Scatman? Scatman John? Okay, thank you. I know that song very very well. And And for those who played Dungeons and Dragons with me, I am known as the scat also known a KS the chuckle d m.

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I think I know what it is, but.

That was quite funny, is it Tony accident? I think that's who sang it. I'm not too sure. I think the song shy Guy.

It was shadowed by Dianna King song singer. Okay, okay, it's close. Do you get half a point? Or do I get one point? Okay? There's not a proper scoring system in this game. Nobody wins, least of all the audience. Nobody.

I choose to watch this stirs out there watching it.

Stored rip from Wish. The gallery enjoyed that one a little bit too. For how it got a bursted drum. You can tell the gallery.

I can do the chorus if that would help.

Yeah, please give it the chorus that that's really gonna solve things.

If you are playing along at home.

They were all shouting at this. It's this, and why are you not getting it? It's quite simple.

Well let's if it's that simple, the gallery should get it. Gallery guests, please.

Believe by A one A one you remember anyone.

It's a spot. It's a source for steak in America.

Is it's also a group that happened in in England. They had one song, We'll four gentlemen. One had floppy.

Hair, wasn't one of it wasn't one of the what wasn't one of them behind the Wolf Wolf Wolf Banana song Eurovision a couple of years back. Give that wolf a banana before he eats me Granny.

Yes, that's the one. Yeah, wasn't that one of the guys from it? They had more than one song. They had a couple that was their hit that you didn't get right next one. I didn't say I pay attention to the songs. I might pay attention to the of the magazines.

He My, My, he My, by whom I have no idea what the title of the song or who did it is.

It's some euro trash pop crap. It's brilliant. It was Russian Russian. It was Russian. The group were called Ouzon. I wonder where they are now, probably in algar To camp.

It was Romanian and they were dancing on the playing no No, No, My Haybert, she is a staving day. I actually can speak a foreign language because of that song, but only to say the lyrics to that song.

Oh Eurasia and La or your Love for Me. It was cover of Abba You Love on Me. You weren't doing the Erasia version. It's the version when you call yourself a puff. I do well it's painful. Honestly, gallery got it? They have the gallery? Got it? Okay, gallery, can I have a gallery guess? Please? Do you know what I understand?

I understand that song even less now, even with a gallery guess, that's actually made it worse. The gallery are talking out of their bottoms. No, the single lyrics, yep, they're lyrics I've never heard before.

I don't. I've fed up with a lot of them, quite frankly.

Anyway, enough of that, let's move on, come back, and we will have Mike in that science that is welcome back to chewing the cud, and now we're going to be educated.

It's Mike in that science. That is that science that is.

How do you feel about yogurt or yogurt? Depending away from yogurt?

It's warmed up and thrown across my back.

That's a really homophobic joke from it Philadelphia. Okay, are you going to tell the whole joke?

Then? No, I can't remember it.

How do you know if a gay man's face and orgasm, he's starting to caught yogurt over your back? So yogurt is expensive. So I've given you a little pot of yogurt.

You give me a little pot of yogurt.

Okay, this little pot of yogurt costs seventy five P.

Seventy five P for that seventy five P. For that cost, the living has gone crazy, it.

Has, right, okay, And that's what it's like, one hundred mili.

But they don't give a much to the farmers from this, I either do no, okay.

As a comparison, a patting of milk, which pan of.

Milk is one pound twenty ninety for.

That pound ninety yeah, right, so this is actually sizeably different and cheaper kinds of scale.

Oh yeah, your penny per portion, yes, okay.

Now what we're going to do is the thing about yogurt is magical stuff because it's alive.

It's it's light bio. Look yogurt.

It's alive. It's a live it's alive. Just take a lot of electric around it and make.

A horrible it's alive alive.

So what that means is you can make more yogurt from yogurt that science has taken a dark turn. A dark turn, it's called at a bit franken Stilling. The monster, doesn't it, oh a little bit? Yeah, So what you want to do if you want to take your yogurt or yogurd. Okay, And we have Greek style yogurt here, and none of this non fat, low fat ball. It's the the good stuff.

Give me a good old slop in. Do we want all of it? Or do you want as much as you can? Can I use this spatula.

You can have a go using his spatulor I suppose I suppose I don't know that.

It's a it's a bit too big for the old Wow, I've got mined. Do you know why?

Assistance? Assistance and a little bit of care with a little case if you need to, right, Okay, So then we have the delicious, lovely yogurt.

It's quite nice. I do love great yogurt.

Now what I've done before the show is I popped this milk into a microwave.

Oh loads, I didn't drink the milk.

Well, yeah, and what that? The reason why we do that is to make sure it's got no active bacteria in it. Already in the yogurt, there is bacteria, the good bacteria.

That's why it's life.

That's what it's a lie, but live okay. So what we want to do is we want to add some of the milk to the yogurt.

How much is the sum?

Well, we're gonna we're gonna do it in stages, Okay, so it's a little bit of the time, but all of.

It eventually, because we're going to make a pint of yogurt. So a little bit on a stair, a little.

Bit, and a stir a little bit again, meet with the fluids above all the electricals.

You are just each week trying to kill me.

Yes, But what you'll notice is as you add the liquid that it doesn't get necessarily that much thinner to start with.

So I need to add more liquid.

So you need to add more liquid, and you're just going to basically add the entire pint because we're making a pint of yogurt. Okay, once you get to a good consistency, you can just dump the whole thing in.

Okay, when you say good consistency, once you once.

You've noticed you can add it in quite free and it's well mixed.

You just you mean, when it's watery enough that it's almost as watery as the milk, Just shove the rest of the milk exactly. Oh, just because he's wearing a lab coat, and he does the science, but he thinks he can use all the technical jangly words like consistency, like consistency, he thinks he's clever.

There we go. It's all a bit sloppy now, okay, course, so you've I did your full pint ya mm hmm, I've whacked it's all in. Now.

What I want you to do is you should have a mason job.

I do have a mason job, because what he wants to do is you want to pour the liquid into the mason jar.

Over all the Do I have a funnel? No, you're seriously trying to kill me.

No, you just do it carefully.

So watch watch how I do and then you do too. Okay, so watch me. First, what have I done already that you've not done? Taken the specter out if then it shouldn't spill this way okay. And then it's lipped to lip, lip to lip. Okay, let me show you, and then do it lipped a lip, then a tilt, lipped lip, and then a tilt and then a quick paul Are that.

I do? I feel I'm going going to go horribly wrong with this.

But you didn't. You didn't do a quick poil. You did a jerky Paul.

I if I reached down here and suddenly.

Explode or don't reach down there there, where's my tissue? Where's my tissues? Look? Look, look, look, look at this disaster.

If I can't fold a napkin swan, how am I supposed to fill a haste a jarful of milk?

Looking yogurt? No, technically all yogurt? Well okay, if if, if, if there's a health and safety issue and I die through electricals, that's your fault for not following cohesive instruction because I showed you how to do it. It's all I ask a funnel.

A week after week we do these liquid e based nonsense and this.

I could I could do with a funnel. It's all I ask not to die. Have you died? Have you died? No?

Not yet, but right closer, Mason jar up, Stop you're bittering.

Can I have some more tissues? So now we're.

We're just going to leave this somewhere warm, okay, because what's going to happen is the bacterial need to basically Germany grow and expand.

Don't mind me.

I'm just doing a bit tidying up from the mess you made from the mess you made me make.

I as showed you how to do it without making a mess. You chose to make a mess.

I did not choose to make a messa.

You just failed, which is life choosing to make a mess. So you keep it somewhere warm, okay, and literally overnight, this will become full Greek yogurt overnight.

Overnight. What we are we doing a bit of the hare is the one we prepared earlier.

No, because I haven't prepared one earlier. Okay, Well, what you can keep doing is you can keep adding to this one. So every time you're running low, you take some of the yugur that you've made out, redo it with some more milk, and you've basically got infinite yogurt. The yogurt bacteria is so strong as well, that they used to use it for thrush because that's a bacterial infection.

There's still people don't know use that for thrush.

Okay, most people use them over the counter medication that isn't yogurt tea these days.

Don't use the good tissues. You don't know. Some of the very p dippy ladies that I know don't use the good tissues.

There's there's napkins all over the place.

I asked, I've asked for I've asked for napkins there and you provided nothing. I'm going to touch an electrical bit now if I die, this is the moment.

Just don't touch the bit.

Capture it for posterity. H I'm alive, like the yogurt, and.

So you can just keep basically making your own yogurt for just the price of a pint.

Help. Well, that's that's handy to know in in the cost of living crisis.

And it's not just handy to know that science that is.

That's science that is may chock. What's wrong with you?

Now?

I'll not be having it on miss Cereal?

Why not?

I don't trust you. That's as simple as that. I just don't trust you.

I didn't make It's not like I'm spat in it. You've opened everything yourself.

I just don't trust you. Why not? Because well, yours has got bits in it.

Yeah, don't eat mine? Then?

Well that's that's no. That's your bit, isn't it. Yeah, thief.

Waiting for the camera shot. I'm going to take the lines. Follow the script, don't follow the script. The script's the same every week.

It's not in yellow.

You kicked off when it wasn't in yellow. It's in yellow, now it's now in white. I'm just gonna read it anyway. That's you ignoring directions. That's nothing to do with me probing those two. Those two is a big quite as church by moment.

Oh now now they are, now they are. But that's almost the end of the show for this week.

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