The Gamekeeper
Mel, Chelsea, and Jess discuss "The Gamekeeper" --everything from Styrofoam sets to costume design to suggested fanfic spins.
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Chevrons Locked: A Stargate Podcast
A podcast exploring the wonders of our favorite off-world adventurers from Stargate SG-1. We will be going through the show from start to finish and enjoying and analyzing everything about earth's flagship team. There will be laughter and tears as three fans of the show offer recaps, discussion, in depth analysis, behind the scenes factoids and more.
Episodes
Prisoners
Mel, Chelsea, and Jess are back to discuss Prisoners! It may not be our favorite episode, but it does give us Linea, Jack sucking his fingers, and a glimpse of an off world Hammond.
Jan 23, 2021•2 hr 44 min•Season 2Ep. 3
In the Line of Duty
Jess, Chels, and Mel discuss "In the Line of Duty" and spend a healthy amount of time analyzing how Jack O’Neill responds to a Goa’uld infested Sam Carter.
May 28, 2020•2 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 2
The Serpent's Lair
Chels, Jess, and Mel discuss SG1's heroic efforts to save earth--not for the last time this season. Keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times or Carter may just bite you.
Apr 30, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Within the Serpent's Grasp
Chevron's Locked finally makes it to the end of Season 1! Mel, Chels, and Jess discuss the adventure-packed season one finale, including the distinct shape of the newly introduced zat guns, and the season as a whole is rated.
Apr 09, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Politics
Chelsea, Jess, and Melanie are back discussing everyone's favorite clip show, Politics!
Feb 19, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 24
There But for the Grace of God
Chelsea, Jess, Melanie and guest Andrea discuss the episode that must not be named, if only because it takes so long to say the title. Listen in to get our takes on SG-1's first encounter with alternate realities, a world where everyone BUT Daniel dies, and the merits of hugging vs kissing.
Nov 19, 2019•2 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Sacrifice Moon Book Club
Grab your book, a blanket, and a cup of tea (or a glass of wine, we don't judge) and join us for our first Stargate Book club episode! Chelsea, Jess, and Mel discuss Julie Fortune's "Sacrifice Moon" and how it may or may not be like "Twilight" and "Hunger Games".
Nov 07, 2019•2 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Tin Man
Chels, Mel, and Jess discuss Tin Man, what it means to be human, and seminal fluid! It all comes full circle in this episode about robo-SG1.
Sep 26, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Solitudes
Solitudes is finally here! Chels, Mel, and Jess discuss the merits of snuggling for warmth and the plot implications of a second Stargate.
Sep 06, 2019•2 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Enigma
Chelsea, Jess, and Melanie discuss leadership, humanity, and flirting with Samantha Carter in this episode about Enigma.
Aug 29, 2019•2 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Cor-ai
Chelsea, Mel, and a very sick Jess discuss Cor-ai. We're kind of a mess, but at least Teal'c gets to speak in full sentences (and also be shirtless) and Daniel gets to channel his inner Atticus Finch.
Aug 22, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Singularity
Chelsea, Jess, and Mel discuss Singularity, one of our favorite episodes! We meet Cassie, get a reference to Niirti, and see a softer side of Sam. Plus a bonus discussion on condiment placement on hot dogs and you may learn a new word.
Aug 15, 2019•2 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Hathor
We, including special guest Andrea, discuss, under duress and obligation, Hathor. Yeah, we know.
Aug 02, 2019•2 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Fire and Water
Fire and Water is up! Daniel dies for the nth time and we get our first—and only?—taste of emotional fallout. Special guest Andrea joins us for a longer episode that not only brings A+ episode discussion, but cock rings, puns, and Omarosa also make appearances.
Jul 27, 2019•2 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Bloodlines
Chelsea, Jess, and Melanie discuss Bloodlines! Or, that ep in which Teal'c finally has more than 5 lines. Jack and Bra'tac rumble, and Sam and Daniel go goa'uld fishing.
Jul 18, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Torment of Tantalus
Mel, Chels, and Jess discuss Torment of Tantalus, when it's okay to break the SGC rules, and solitary confinement. Plus, we have our first big Daniel discussion of season one! Give us a listen and let us know what you think about Daniel in this episode!
Jul 05, 2019•2 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Gateway recap 2019
Chelsea, Melanie, and Jess recap the awesome weekend at Gateway! From Q&As with Amanda Tapping and Michael Shanks to some questionable cabaret activities, we give you the highlights of Gateway 2019!
Jun 24, 2019•57 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Thor's Hammer
Chelsea, Mel, and Jess discuss Thor's Hammer, or that one time Teal'c and Jack outran Mufasa while Sam and Daniel went on a walkabout.
Jun 20, 2019•2 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Brief Candle
Chels, Mel, Jess, and special guest Jon (Chelsea’s husband!) talk about Brief Candle. Or, Detective Carter solves the case of Jack “Benjamin Button” O’Neill. TW: Please note we do discuss sexual assault in this episode.
Jun 05, 2019•2 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Mailbag #1
Here’s the mail it never fails, mail! Mel, Chels, and Jess read listener emails from around the world, get a little hyperfixated on hyperfixation, and get thankful for Amanda Tapping.
Jun 03, 2019•56 min•Season 1Ep. 10
The Nox
Jess, Chels, and Mel discuss The Nox, questionable SG1 battle tactics, and war versus peace. Oh, and the art of phrasing.
May 23, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Cold Lazarus
Chelsea, Jess, and Mel delve into the emotional depths of Cold Lazarus. Ex-wives, dead sons, what could possibly go wrong?
May 16, 2019•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 8
The First Commandment
A lite recap and discussion of the SG-1 season one episode First Commandment. Basically, Mr. Matthews used to be engaged to Sam and then the episode left us hanging.
May 08, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 7
The Broca Divide
Chelsea, Jess, and Mel see if they can be as inappropriate as cavewoman Sam while they break down Broca Divide.
May 01, 2019•2 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Emancipation
Look...we're contractually obligated to discuss "Emancipation" And, discuss it we do. Tune in to find out if eye rolls can be done hard enough to become audible as Chelsea, Jess, and Mel dig into this controversial episode.
Apr 25, 2019•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 5
The Enemy Within
Chelsea, Melanie, and Jess discuss “Enemy Within” and touch on General Hammond’s very special relationship with the president, Kawalsky’s unfortunate Alienesque run-in with the Goa’uld, and the first mission and formation of our flagship team.
Apr 17, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Children of the Gods
Chelsea, Melanie, and Jessica dive into the pilot episode, ‘Children of the Gods’ and discuss Sam’s reproductive organs, our new Jack O’Neill with two Ls, whether Daniel is a dumb dumb, and the alien addition to the team, Teal’c.
Apr 11, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Stargate the Movie
Chelsea, Jessica, and Melanie discuss the Stargate movie; what they thought of it, how it fits with the tv show, and fun facts about its production. Take a listen to hear what they have to say and play along in a rousing game of Shanks vs Spader.
Apr 03, 2019•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Welcome to Chevrons Locked
Chelsea, Jessica, and Melanie introduce their new Stargate podcast. Get to know a little about them, why they're doing a podcast, and what to expect from future episodes.
Mar 25, 2019•29 min•Season 1Ep. 1