Who is Mr Biscuits and how could he help you save money? Frankly, no one really knows, especially Paul & Eli in yet another ruddy fun CheapShow. In episode 34 CheapShow tackles bad accents. Again. There is another frustratingly familiar "Tales from the Dancefloor" story, Eli excitedly takes on an all new type of Noodle flavour, Gannon's Google Assistant confuses Paul Daniels for Vladimir Putin, the boys eats rancid chilli chocolate and, AT LAST, Eli brings in a selection of weird and wonderf...
Feb 09, 2017•1 hr 2 min
Paul & Eli take refuge in Paul's Cambridge abode to deliver another economy comedy podcast In this episode, Paul delights in discovering more about Eli's new fan club. However, Eli is less impressed. We reply to your #AskSilverman questions. The chaps search through a "Betterware" catalogue to hopefully find gold, but come up with piss and in The Price is Shite, things get heated when Paul & Eli play a bit of Donkey Derby. Share & Enjoy. Subscribe or Die! You can see pictures and acc...
Jan 25, 2017•56 min
Silent Night Soil. Holy Night Soil. All is calm. All is shite. There is nothing special about this "so called" Christmas Special. No magical stories. No high production values. No musical interludes. It's just Paul, Eli and some utter pointless crap. Some of it happens to be Christmas related, but don't get too excited. It's basically a regular episode. We also hear about some of history's biggest failures. The CheapShow boys only missed being on the list of failures due to the fact that it's no...
Dec 21, 2016•44 min
CheapShow returns to your ears in another podcast full of Paul & Eli goodness! Recording this episode was a ruddy nightmare, so you better like it! In episode 31, discover how Eli upset the Furry Brigade on YouTube, hear him also answer your rubbish and frustrating questions, Paul delivers his refreshingly poor Price of Shite and they both consider taking a bath in hot, beefy Noodle bath salts... If only they could read Japanese! Share & Enjoy. Subscribe or Die! You can see pictures and ...
Dec 15, 2016•39 min
Special Guests: Stuart Ashen & Ash Frith It's another LIVE edition of Cheapshow, on the Vidfest stage at October's MCM Comic Con 2016. Be afraid! Eli and Paul are joined by part time co-host Ash Frith and YouTube botherer Stuart Ashens for a show that sees Eli mistakenly think it's cool to drop an Ace of Base reference and announces a life hack for Monopoly. Meanwhile, Paul finds most people think a "Straddlebob" is a racist word, pits "plebs" against "celebs" for a very special Price of Shi...
Nov 09, 2016•28 min
It was supposed to be our Halloween special... It was supposed to be a simple Skype call... It was supposed to be fun and spooky... It didn't work out that way. Something horrible happened. Does anyone know who @Sweeetassss29 is? Help. Please Help Share & Enjoy. Subscribe or Die! www.thecheapshow.co.uk If you want to get involved, email us at thecheapshow@gmail.com And if you have to, follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow & @elisnoid If you like what you hear, please s...
Oct 27, 2016•49 min
We're Back! After a brief hiatus, Paul & Eli are back for more cheap tips, cheap tat and cheap laughs. The economy comedy podcast has returned and its bigger and better than ever... actually, its exactly the same. In this particularly grotty episode, Eli advises, not only where to buy and find weird and wonderful vinyl, but also how to get rid of a fat bloated corpse. We catch up with what the chaps have been up to during their time off (Paul: Lots, Eli: Nothing). We get into some old school...
Oct 13, 2016•1 hr 15 min
The Con is On with another episode of CheapShow Paul & Eli are joined by guest Damien St John who is thrown head first into the wild world of CheapShow as the cheap chaps tackle cheats, scams, hustles and cons in a bid to get rich with as little effort as possible! Discover how Eli's career was ruined with tepid piss. Find out how to flog The Eiffel Tower. Learn how to outwit some of the more common rip off scams you may come across in your day to day existence and listen in embarrassmen...
Aug 18, 2016•1 hr 14 min
It's another Scrapbook of Crap... And this time it's personal! After Eli took the internet by storm with his very strong opinions about Instant Noodles, it seems only fair he uses the podcast as a platform to answer his fans from the Barshens channel YouTube comments. He is taking over the world. We are very sorry. Paul & Eli also discover just how well (or not) they know each other when they take a "Mr & Mrs" style quiz, one that reveals a little "too" much! Finally, as its another scra...
Aug 03, 2016•1 hr 3 min
You ask Eli to do ONE thing! Create an original segment for the show and he shows up with piss poor life hacks. Paul is not impressed. Don't worry though. Paul cocks up too and forgets to record cheap eats. Paul fixes it, but via dodgy re-record! In this section the cheap chaps have a right old moan about the state of modern crisps! SHOCK HORROR!!! Finally, Eli falls in love with a You Tube celebrity and its a match made in heaven. Listen to their love affair begin! It's another random episode o...
Jul 13, 2016•1 hr 9 min
Do you remember Look-In? The old 80s magazine for teens about TV, movies, music and comic strips? No? God we're old? Well, if you do, you are in for a treat as Paul & Eli find a stash of Look-Ins and decide to look into the history of the weekly magazine and fall head first into a nostalgic hellscape that includes Madness, 5 Star, Worzel Gummidge, Spagna, The Krankies and, god help us, Little & Large. At some point... Paul MAY have a massive rant about shitcom "Bread" by Carla Lane. You ...
Jun 28, 2016•1 hr 13 min
Cheapshow returns to MCM Comic Con for another live show... and this time, it's personal! Paul & Eli are joined in the flesh by Ash Frith as well as a super awesome live audience. In this 45 min live spectacular, we find out what the audience would choose as a super power, discover that Eli has very little tolerance for audience participation, rummage through a charity shop to find Fast Food Transformers as well as a Look-In annual and play a shoddy round of 80s TV show "Blockbusters" In the...
Jun 07, 2016•46 min
They say you should never go back... They say never try to repeat yourself... They say never look back... They didn't listen. In this episode of CheapShow, Paul and Eli crack open the "Don't Get Mad" anger management role play game and try to calmly resolve a load of fictional stressful circumstances. It gets dark pretty quick! Before you get to that nightmare of a finale, the cheap chaps look into the weird ways businesses save money, pathetically try to craft font based gags and are sent a bun...
May 25, 2016•46 min
Welcome to CheapShow! Well... What should've been a short and sweet little feature on just how much your old 80s & 90s toys could be worth quickly turns into a messy tangential omni-shambles. Eli and Paul end up talking less about the toys and more about which rock bands became crappy ballad merchants, cheesy crisps and whether we are all living in a alternate dimension simply because people can't figure out if some bears are called Berenstain or Berenstein! It's a nightmare! But don't worry...
May 11, 2016•59 min
Paul & Eli bring their love of Game Shows and Light Entertainment to it's natural conclusion in this very special nostalgic battle royale. There can be only one winner and losing any rounds will carry horrific consequences! In our 20th episode spectacular the CheapShow Chaps take on 3 of UK TV's most popular 80's Game Shows. They try to read each other's minds playing Blankety Blank, guess what 100 people thought in Play Your Cards Right and use their bargain hunting skills in a few rounds o...
Apr 21, 2016•58 min
It's the return of the CheapShow Chaps with more opinions on the cheap and cheerful as well as the budget and brilliant! This week, Eli and Paul talk about all things America as Eli has just returned from a trip to the good old U S of A! Eli and Paul tackle Trump, come up with a piss poor revolutionary uprising strategy and look into the murky world of countrfeit dollar bills! The Cheap Eats selection is taken from some of the finest gas stations, drug stores and Dollar Trees America has to offe...
Apr 08, 2016•1 hr 2 min
Easter treats abound in episode 18 of the economy comedy podcast! Paul & Eli tackle Easter in the only way they know how - poorly. They talk Easter memories and discover Paul's love of Read-A-Along Adventure books, via Ghostbusters and a kinda racist Rambo! The chaps discover a YouTube video that helpfully explains the story of Easter, and they tear it to pieces and sing along with Christ music. Ash Frith reports in with weird and wonderful movie "Easter Eggs", Paul and Eli taste test some c...
Mar 21, 2016•59 min
Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spider-Man. Batman and Robin too... It's another CheapShow podcast with Paul Gannon & Eil Silverman! This week, the chaps discover the story of a fan made Batcave made on a budget of £100... And then fall down a superhero rabbit hole and Eli makes a rude confession! Ash Frith talks video game conspiracy theories and in Cheap Eat, Eli and Paul stick a load more weird food in their gobs. Will the Jellyman defeat them? The Price of Shite contains egg shapers, comedi...
Mar 13, 2016•1 hr 7 min
We're going back, unintentionally, to the 1980s! In this episode of the economy comedy podcast, Paul Gannon and Eli Silverman tackle the charm of living on the cheap... They finally get around to talking about their new year's celebrations... One's that involve feeling very old and diving out the way of rogue fireworks The lads search Ebay for the weirdest online bargains - Everything from male chastity belts to vintage Playboy magazine... and discover how they use food during sexy times. Ash Fr...
Feb 26, 2016•1 hr 1 min
In our 15th episode, we belated jump on the Star Wars bandwagon by talking about the cheap B Movie rip offs, taste a selection of barely edible Star Wars candy, talk to Ash Frith about who Shakespeare bequeathed his 2nd best bed too and play one of our weirder editions of the Price of Shite! Along the way we discover Eli auditioned for Stomp with Jar Jar Binks, hear Paul take on the character of a wiggly worm and try to offend their listeners in order to get a response! Visit our lovely website ...
Feb 04, 2016•1 hr 4 min
It's the day before Xmas, and Paul and Eli have forgotten one small important thing... PRESENTS! To right this wrong and make sure consumerism is returned to the heart of Christmas, the boys race out into the snowy London streets to look for that extra special gift! In this dramatic/comedic/pathetic production, Paul and Eli will deal with owning a randy cat, discover how drunk Eli gets based on his biscuit choice, find a curious little shop full of odd nic-naks, dine with a family poorer than Ti...
Dec 23, 2015•39 min
Guests: Stuart Ashens & Richard Sandling Recorded Live at MCM London Comic Con in October The boys are back and LIVE at London's awesome MCM Comic Con on the Vidfest Stage. In this supercharged hour of podcast loveliness, Paul and Eli argue over who's introduction is worse... Until Richard Sandling adds his own suggestions. Stuart Ashens joins us a second time to answer "Piss All" to most of our poised questions and endures another bout of "Murder Hotel" Halloween sweets. With HUGE thanks to...
Nov 30, 2015•52 min
Guests: Hadron Gospel Hour Podcast and Ash Frith It's our horror Halloween special! In this spooky episode Paul and Eli find themselves staying over night in RavensPoint Manor, owned by the mysterious Bobby Bollocks! Can they survive the night? Before the night is over, they will meet a strange old man with a room full of curious, discover a cassette tape from Hell, try out some disgusting Trick or Treat candy, hear a mysterious message from beyond the grave (Ash Frith), hear some useful facts a...
Oct 31, 2015•1 hr 6 min
Special Guest: Gav Cross from Funny Lookin' Podcast Against Liverpool's concerns, Paul & Eli travel up to the home of The Beatles and "Calm Down, Calm Down" to deliver another liver edition of the show as part of the Liverpool Comedy Festival! They are joined by the host of Funny Lookin Pod for an evening of bargain basement treasures and bargain basement gags! Witness Eli behold the greatest ashtray ever known to man! Gav is asked to choose between a back full of cocks or a vagina in the he...
Sep 30, 2015•1 hr 12 min
Special Guest: Chris Mayo In our 10th episode... Ash Frith finds the most profitable item in all of pop culture history... The Manimal Annual, he also gives a very convincing financial argument for inviting prostitutes to your big Wedding day! Eli denies he found ALL his charity shop treasure from the same drunken Hippy, he painfully attempts to try and audition from a play about mental health and finds the world's scariest snowglobe. Paul falls in love with a mug shaped like a chocolate bar, ad...
Sep 17, 2015•1 hr 12 min
With Guests Tom Parry, Nathaniel Metcalfe & Abigoliah Schamaun Another studio edition of CheapShow... With a twist! Paul and Eli delve into the charity shops, Poundlands and Bric-A-Brac stores to deliver another podcast full of top tips and lo brow humour. In this episode Paul and Eli try out a couple of knock-off Nutella chocolate spreads, discuss the Do's and Don't's of shopping in Charity Shops, discover how Eli made a girl cry over a Martini and find out what 80s icons Paul would be will...
Aug 28, 2015•1 hr 45 min
The Boys Return to Latitude! In episode 8 of Cheap Show, Eli and Paul reminisce about their recent adventure at Latitude Festival and play clips from their time there with the hope to remember just what exactly happened. They argue over who forgot to bring the right props, the quality of food served at the festivals, the price of said food, the incredible heat, climbing trees when drunk, losing mobile phones, being inches away from dangling penises, the state of festival toilets, carefully const...
Jul 30, 2015•1 hr 18 min
Special Guest Justin Panks In episode 7 on the good ship CheapShow, the boys go back to basics with a lean, mean, keen show. Paul tries to get the interest in local businesses for sponsorship and can only find Carl's Burger and Jason's Doner-Van. Eli explains once again about how special his education was and how wasted on him it was. Justin Panks is made to choose between a milky nightmare and a Freudian one! The Price of Shite takes in 3 items of unusual quality - A book, a decision maker and ...
Jul 07, 2015•57 min
Special Guest Eggsy (from Goldie Lookin Chain) It's time again for CheapShow to wander blindly into the world of the supernatural and pray they escape with their lives with a horror special! This week the boys over use the spooky sound effects and ghostly music to bring you a show jammed packed with Halloween Goodness.... HOWL in despair as Paul rolls off more of his purifying puns! SCREAM as Eli tells a tale of vampire seductresses! GROAN with anguish with Ash Frith's tall tales of terror. SHRI...
Jun 22, 2015•1 hr 38 min
Special Guest Rob Deb In this month's money saving episode... Paul sprays energy drink out of his nose Eli complains about idiot requests as a DJ Ash delivers a long list of moronic money saving tips Rob Deb vies for Old Comedian of the Year The Price of Shite game may contain peppers ...And the chaps all decide to see who can suck the most sour candy of them all! It's another joyous, anarchic podcast celebrating the very best of the very worst! So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "The Geek...
Jun 22, 2015•1 hr 13 min
