This week we're revisiting our episode on The Pitcher's Assistant by Jessa Kane! Our first episode featuring a guest (Carl's co-host on Put Me In, Coach!, Matt Coggins) was a wild romp through a tale full of toxic men and questionable choices! Book Description: It’s Pippa’s first day of her dream job—a major league baseball sports reporter. When she finds herself facing a sea of half-dressed athletes, her innocence gets the better of her and she clams up, leading to a public lecture from her bos...
Jan 15, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 52
Our first foray into the vault has unearthed our very first episode, A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon! If you're new to the show and wanna hear the kinks get worked out, give this a listen. Book Description: On the brink of losing her position as a maid and with no prospects to go on, the offer of a place at Rooksgrave Manor—a house of ill and unusual repute—sounds like a perfect fit for a young woman with Esther’s inclinations. Even better, the invitation comes by the hand of the hand...
Jan 08, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 51
The Horny Holidays celebration wraps up with Kayla Grosse's Trick Shot , and we really could not have picked a better book to end Year One of Cheap Smut! Join us for a tale of a mistaken identity that leads to a threesome, and marvel at how Kayla pushes Carl to edge, only to win him back at the eleventh hour! Book Description: Leo McKnight, an identical twin to a famous hockey player, finds himself caught up in a case of mistaken identity on Christmas Eve. When Leo unexpectedly bumps into the ca...
Jan 02, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 50
Our final Author Profile of 2023 features the creator of the Duskwalker Brides series, Opal Reyne! Join us as we pick her brain on "dark romance" versus "romance with dark themes," her creative process, and the work that goes into designing the perfect monster dick! Opal's Website Opal's Interview With Kia Carrington-Russell Our Linktree Join the Smutco Industries Discord! Email us: cheapsmutpod@gmail.com Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast ★...
Dec 29, 2023•54 min•Ep. 49
If you asked Santa for a sweet slice of sapphic smut for Christmas but he didn't deliver, don't worry! Smutco Industries has you covered, because this week Katie read Not Alone On Christmas by D.M. Winters! Get cozy and listen as Katie and Carl dig into this spicy lil' tale of second chances and a sexy Christmas Eve! Book Description: My wish is her. After my family abandons me, I'm left out in the bitter cold Michigan winter. I'm confident I'll be spending Christmas alone and wondering if I mad...
Dec 25, 2023•46 min•Ep. 48
If you've found a severe lack of "horny for Krampus" smut in your life, then may we here at Smutco Industries present to you Birched By The Krampus by Siggy Shade! Join Katie and Carl as they discuss a all-time weird dick, brainstorm an ad campaign for meat, and the concept of "dickfishing." Book Description: The Krampus is a fearsome monster who punishes the naughty. When he appears in my apartment wielding birch rods, I'm terrified. But his punishment unlocks a new and unexpected desire for pa...
Dec 18, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 47
The Horny Holidays roll on this week as we take on Snow King Catches His Snowflake by A.E. Valdez! This book blew Katie's doors off, and she could not wait to run Carl through all of its delightful twists and turns! Book Description: After being in a relationship for three years, Noelle Frost is faced with the reality that she was definitely the better half. Her friends, ecstatic she’s dropped the dead weight of a cheating boyfriend, urge her to get away for the holiday and take some time for he...
Dec 11, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 46
The Horny Holidays roll on here at Smutco Industries with Kimberly Lemming's Mistlefoe: a Mead Realm Tale . There's a ton of spice baked into this 60-page sizzler and a dash of cozy to make it go down like a horny fox demon looking to secure his realm! Book Description: It's all fun and games until someone catches feelings Fate sends me straight into the lion's den. Or rather, the fox's den. After my dad trespassed into a powerful fox demon's territory, our family is struck with a powerful curse...
Dec 04, 2023•51 min•Ep. 45
We're keeping the cozy winter vibes going this week with Snowed Inn (With a Demon) by LE Eldridge! We contemplate having the ability to render ourselves corporeal on a whim and have a go at rewriting the Bible, so you just know that this one's a banger! Book Description Welcome to the Camden Inn. Famous for their beautiful snowy mountains, the world's best peppermint hot chocolate... and oh yeah, being haunted. Inn manager Tana thinks it's all bullshit, no matter how many bumps in the night she ...
Nov 27, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 44
In our third installment of our Author Profiles, we were joined by award-winning and best-selling romantasy author Rachel Rener! We had a total blast comparing theatre backgrounds, talking about her wildly successful Kickstarter campaign for her Gilded Blood Complete Series Omnibus, and reveling in the best DM's that she's gotten. Rachel's Website Rachel on TikTok Rachel on Instagram Arcane: Relics of Legend and Lore Anthology Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarchive....
Nov 24, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 43
Settle in with Katie and Carl as they snuggle up with Sylvia Morrow's Goat Girl , a cozy slice of smut that delighted their collective pants off! If you like your smut with a dash of cozy vibes, put Goat Girl at the top of your TBR! Book Description He said he’d never met a mashie until he fell for me. Superheroes are real. Unfortunately, so are supervillains, and one turned me into a goat girl. Since The Big Mash-Up things have been pretty tough for us mashies, or those who got stuck being half...
Nov 20, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 42
We here at Smutco Industries were so taken with Not All Himbos Wear Capes by C. Rochelle (the first book in her Villainous Things series) that we just had to cover the second book, Gentlemen Prefer Villains . We even brought friend of the pod (and guest from the NAHWC episode) Josh Fekete back because he wanted to hear what happened next. Dear listener, none of us were disappointed! Book Description Simon I needed to get the hell out of Big City. The only reason I was living in this American was...
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 41
With Spooky Smuttober in the rear view, Smutco Industries is jumping right into Horny Holidays, and they're getting things started with Frostbitten by Violet Taylor! Maybe you've lusted after a snowman or two, but you've never been thirsty for a snowman like Frost! Book Description The stories of Jack Frost meet the tales of Persephone and Hades in this steamy reimagining! When Mara falls into a mysterious pool at the base of a mountain cave, she finds herself far from home, and in the frozen wa...
Nov 06, 2023•54 min•Ep. 40
We're closing out our first annual Spooky Smuttober with a WORLD PREMIERE EVENT! This week we are covering Till Death Do Us Part by RE Johnson, which is set to release on Halloween! This is by far the darkest book that we have ever covered on the show, but RE managed to turn Katie on LET ME FINISH...to the joys of dark romance. This is a VERY dark romance book, and we discuss the following trigger warnings in the episode. Please review the "Content Warning" section below before listening. Book D...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 39
For our second author profile, we sat down and chatted with Gwendolyn Harper! We discussed the bleak horniness of her Zombie Apocalypse Romance series, her latest release and its upcoming follow-up ( Black and Silver and Green and Gold , respectively), and the horrors of your mom wanting to read the smutty book that you wrote! Gwendolyn's Amazon Author Profile Follow Gwendolyn on TikTok and Instagram Listen to The Speakeasy with Lauren and Eric Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 38
If you were worried that there wasn't enough smut in our Spooky Smuttober, please allow Latrexa Nova's Monster Mash to disabuse you of that foolish notion! This week Katie and Carl are joined by actor/comedian Erin Callahan, and none of them are truly prepared for the insane and sexy yarn spun by Latrexa! Book Description I was decorating my house on Halloween night When my eyes beheld an eerily sexy sight For my monsters decorations were aroused and began to rise And suddenly, to my surprise We...
Oct 23, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 37
Spooky Smuttober shambles on as Katie and Carl fortify their emotional fortresses against the zombie nightmare of Blood Moon by Gwendolyn Harper! Katie loved Book 1 in the Zombie Apocalypse Romance series so much that we had to dig up Book 2 for our October smut-tacular! Book Description When the apocalypse hit and Caitlin Meadows found herself surviving on the run with Jack Booker, she never expected they'd last a week without tearing each other's heads off, let alone that they'd fall for one a...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 36
It's week two of Spooky Smuttober here at Smutco Industries, and this week we're celebrating with Hallows Grove by Lee Jacquot! Tune in to find out if this week's MMC can redeem himself in Carl's eyes after he (allegedly) sullies an entire batch of Clearly Canadians with his evil expectorations. CONTENT WARNING: bullying, practical jokes, jump scares, fear play, and a dash of (almost) exhibitionism. Book Description My best friend’s brother is the most infuriating person to walk this planet. Sin...
Oct 09, 2023•56 min•Ep. 35
Smutco Industries is kicking off their first annual "Spooky Smuttober" with Emeline Quill's sizzling slice of vampire smut, The HalloQueen ! What better way to start off a month of spooky smut than with a book featuring two of our favorite things: vampires and fat girls getting railed! CONTENT WARNING: BLOOD...SO MUCH BLOOD, vampirism, intentional bloodletting for magical purposes, stalking, violence, divorce and ex drama. Book Description Once upon a time, an anxious fat girl met the man of her...
Oct 02, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 34
In this, our debut "Author Profile" episode, we are fortunate enough to be joined by the delightful C. Rochelle! We talk himbos, heroes, and Herculeia with her, and we even get some teases about some of her future works! C. Rochelle's Website Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast ★...
Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 33
This week we're taking on the human resources nightmare that is Grump Gone Wild by Cassie Mint! If you're gonna get f*cked by your boss, it may as well be literal ! Book Description I’m fake-dating the man of my dreams. But these feelings? They’re all too real. Here’s some friendly advice, from me to you: don’t ever fall for your grumpy boss. And here’s another top tip: when said boss asks you to fake-date in front of his awful snooty family, say no. Run fast and run far. Whatever you do, don’t ...
Sep 25, 2023•53 min•Ep. 32
Thanks to a great recommendation from recent guest Josh Fekete, we were lucky enough to discover Moshe: Kosher Nostra by Mirrah McGee, and boy did we ever have a blast with this funny and sexy tome! Book Description Moshe As the Avraham Avinu, or father of the Jewish Mafia, my shoulders bear a heavy burden. The safety of not only my family, but those that have pledged their allegiance to me, is only the tip of the iceberg. I work hard, and I play harder. My brothers, cousins and I are never with...
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 31
We here at Smutco Industries have not been shy about our love of himbos, so it should come as no surprise that we are once again showing them some love this week as we cover Himbro by Honey London! CONTENT WARNING: descriptions of a past relationship with a narcissistic partner. Book Description Devon got dumped. My tragic taste in men has left me in the lurch… again. This time it’s the day before I’m supposed to leave for a destination wedding. When my ridiculously hot older stepbrother volunte...
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 30
This week we were joined by special guest (and certified comic book knower/nerd) Josh Fekete for Not All Himbos Wear Capes by C. Rochelle! Katie couldn't wait to regale the boys with sexy superhero action, and holy heck was it ever sexy! Book Description Xander Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you, it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn. Especially if you’re a supervillain like me....
Sep 04, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 29
It's a special week here at Smutco Industries, as Carl and Katie swap roles and present their first Tingler, Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes a Special Delivery In Our Butts, by Chuck Tingle! If you're a smut-lover who's never taken on a Tingler, let us be your guides into the Tingleverse! Book Description Cooper and his wife, Ivy, have been swamped with work, barely able to leave the house as they type away on their laptops in separate rooms. They typically find adventure in globetrotting travel,...
Aug 28, 2023•48 min•Ep. 28
You might think you've heard the craziest smut imaginable, but you haven't heard us cover Unhinged by Vera Valentine! Katie wanted to surprise Carl this week, and she did not fail in her mission! CONTENT WARNING: stalking, breaking and entering, abduction (off-page), rape (off-page), gun violence, and murder (off-page). Book Description Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he’s secretly seen it all -...
Aug 21, 2023•54 min•Ep. 27
This week we achieve comedy critical mass as we try to tackle Pump Fake by Fiona Davenport! Brady and Talia's relationship may be fake, but our laughter definitely was not! Book Description Brady Summers thought there wasn’t anything he wanted more than the starting quarterback spot for the New York Nighthawks. Then Talia Finch needed him to play fake boyfriend to rescue her from a persistent creep, and all he could think about was how to make the pretty brunette his. Talia doesn’t know the reas...
Aug 13, 2023•59 min•Ep. 26
Have you ever fantasized about f*cking a seven-foot tall man-spider hybrid after waking up from a deep, cryogenic sleep? If you answered "GOD YES!" to that question, we highly recommend that you listen to this week's episode, wherein we cover Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts. Book Description He’s spent years as a hunter, but now he’s the one ensnared in a creature’s trap. Ketahn did not want a mate. Fate has a different plan for him. When the queen he despises declares her intention to claim him, he...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 25
How horny can one get in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? That's the question that Gwendolyn Harper asks in Bloody Sunrise , and since you already know the gist of this show, you already know the answer to that question: very! Book Synopsis: Caitlin Meadows thought the worst part of her business trip would be the airport hassles and her overly chatty seatmate. However, when her plane is shot down, and she finds herself in the middle of a zombie virus outbreak, she realizes she was never prepare...
Jul 31, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 24
This week's little slice of smut is Greedy by Rhianna Burwell! Remember how the characters in last week's episode couldn't decide if they wanted to f*ck or not? This week's characters have no such issues, and Katie and Carl are here for it! Want to say hi? Email us: cheapsmutpod@gmail.com CONTENT WARNING: f*ckboi being a f*uckboi. Author's Goodreads Profile Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast ★...
Jul 24, 2023•42 min•Ep. 23
