If you were worried that there wasn't enough smut in our Spooky Smuttober, please allow Latrexa Nova's Monster Mash to disabuse you of that foolish notion! This week Katie and Carl are joined by actor/comedian Erin Callahan, and none of them are truly prepared for the insane and sexy yarn spun by Latrexa! Book Description I was decorating my house on Halloween night When my eyes beheld an eerily sexy sight For my monsters decorations were aroused and began to rise And suddenly, to my surprise We...
Oct 23, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 37
Spooky Smuttober shambles on as Katie and Carl fortify their emotional fortresses against the zombie nightmare of Blood Moon by Gwendolyn Harper! Katie loved Book 1 in the Zombie Apocalypse Romance series so much that we had to dig up Book 2 for our October smut-tacular! Book Description When the apocalypse hit and Caitlin Meadows found herself surviving on the run with Jack Booker, she never expected they'd last a week without tearing each other's heads off, let alone that they'd fall for one a...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 36
It's week two of Spooky Smuttober here at Smutco Industries, and this week we're celebrating with Hallows Grove by Lee Jacquot! Tune in to find out if this week's MMC can redeem himself in Carl's eyes after he (allegedly) sullies an entire batch of Clearly Canadians with his evil expectorations. CONTENT WARNING: bullying, practical jokes, jump scares, fear play, and a dash of (almost) exhibitionism. Book Description My best friend’s brother is the most infuriating person to walk this planet. Sin...
Oct 09, 2023•56 min•Ep. 35
Smutco Industries is kicking off their first annual "Spooky Smuttober" with Emeline Quill's sizzling slice of vampire smut, The HalloQueen ! What better way to start off a month of spooky smut than with a book featuring two of our favorite things: vampires and fat girls getting railed! CONTENT WARNING: BLOOD...SO MUCH BLOOD, vampirism, intentional bloodletting for magical purposes, stalking, violence, divorce and ex drama. Book Description Once upon a time, an anxious fat girl met the man of her...
Oct 02, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 34
In this, our debut "Author Profile" episode, we are fortunate enough to be joined by the delightful C. Rochelle! We talk himbos, heroes, and Herculeia with her, and we even get some teases about some of her future works! C. Rochelle's Website Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 33
This week we're taking on the human resources nightmare that is Grump Gone Wild by Cassie Mint! If you're gonna get f*cked by your boss, it may as well be literal ! Book Description I’m fake-dating the man of my dreams. But these feelings? They’re all too real. Here’s some friendly advice, from me to you: don’t ever fall for your grumpy boss. And here’s another top tip: when said boss asks you to fake-date in front of his awful snooty family, say no. Run fast and run far. Whatever you do, don’t ...
Sep 25, 2023•53 min•Ep. 32
Thanks to a great recommendation from recent guest Josh Fekete, we were lucky enough to discover Moshe: Kosher Nostra by Mirrah McGee, and boy did we ever have a blast with this funny and sexy tome! Book Description Moshe As the Avraham Avinu, or father of the Jewish Mafia, my shoulders bear a heavy burden. The safety of not only my family, but those that have pledged their allegiance to me, is only the tip of the iceberg. I work hard, and I play harder. My brothers, cousins and I are never with...
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 31
We here at Smutco Industries have not been shy about our love of himbos, so it should come as no surprise that we are once again showing them some love this week as we cover Himbro by Honey London! CONTENT WARNING: descriptions of a past relationship with a narcissistic partner. Book Description Devon got dumped. My tragic taste in men has left me in the lurch… again. This time it’s the day before I’m supposed to leave for a destination wedding. When my ridiculously hot older stepbrother volunte...
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 30
This week we were joined by special guest (and certified comic book knower/nerd) Josh Fekete for Not All Himbos Wear Capes by C. Rochelle! Katie couldn't wait to regale the boys with sexy superhero action, and holy heck was it ever sexy! Book Description Xander Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you, it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn. Especially if you’re a supervillain like me....
Sep 04, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 29
It's a special week here at Smutco Industries, as Carl and Katie swap roles and present their first Tingler, Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes a Special Delivery In Our Butts, by Chuck Tingle! If you're a smut-lover who's never taken on a Tingler, let us be your guides into the Tingleverse! Book Description Cooper and his wife, Ivy, have been swamped with work, barely able to leave the house as they type away on their laptops in separate rooms. They typically find adventure in globetrotting travel,...
Aug 28, 2023•48 min•Ep. 28
You might think you've heard the craziest smut imaginable, but you haven't heard us cover Unhinged by Vera Valentine! Katie wanted to surprise Carl this week, and she did not fail in her mission! CONTENT WARNING: stalking, breaking and entering, abduction (off-page), rape (off-page), gun violence, and murder (off-page). Book Description Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he’s secretly seen it all -...
Aug 21, 2023•54 min•Ep. 27
This week we achieve comedy critical mass as we try to tackle Pump Fake by Fiona Davenport! Brady and Talia's relationship may be fake, but our laughter definitely was not! Book Description Brady Summers thought there wasn’t anything he wanted more than the starting quarterback spot for the New York Nighthawks. Then Talia Finch needed him to play fake boyfriend to rescue her from a persistent creep, and all he could think about was how to make the pretty brunette his. Talia doesn’t know the reas...
Aug 13, 2023•59 min•Ep. 26
Have you ever fantasized about f*cking a seven-foot tall man-spider hybrid after waking up from a deep, cryogenic sleep? If you answered "GOD YES!" to that question, we highly recommend that you listen to this week's episode, wherein we cover Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts. Book Description He’s spent years as a hunter, but now he’s the one ensnared in a creature’s trap. Ketahn did not want a mate. Fate has a different plan for him. When the queen he despises declares her intention to claim him, he...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 25
How horny can one get in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? That's the question that Gwendolyn Harper asks in Bloody Sunrise , and since you already know the gist of this show, you already know the answer to that question: very! Book Synopsis: Caitlin Meadows thought the worst part of her business trip would be the airport hassles and her overly chatty seatmate. However, when her plane is shot down, and she finds herself in the middle of a zombie virus outbreak, she realizes she was never prepare...
Jul 31, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 24
This week's little slice of smut is Greedy by Rhianna Burwell! Remember how the characters in last week's episode couldn't decide if they wanted to f*ck or not? This week's characters have no such issues, and Katie and Carl are here for it! Want to say hi? Email us: [email protected] CONTENT WARNING: f*ckboi being a f*uckboi. Author's Goodreads Profile Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jul 24, 2023•42 min•Ep. 23
This week we're going on quite possibly the wildest ride yet as we read Stepbrother Summer by Olivia T. Turner. This book will make you believe that two twenty-something virgins/step-siblings can fall in love in 90 pages or less! CONTENT WARNING: rich people being rich in the Hamptons. Author's Website: www.oliviatturner.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jul 17, 2023•54 min•Ep. 22
Katie and Carl wrap up their two-part dive into Emmy Sanders' Courageous Hearts . Things are getting real for Bo and Jameson now as they head deep into the heart of Texas and face down some demons from Bo's past. Oh, and they f*ck. This is Cheap Smut, after all. Author's Website: https://www.emmysanders.com/ Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jul 10, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 21
Katie and Carl are back and ready to get smutty with this week's offering, Courageous Hearts by Emmy Sanders. Join us as we knock off the podcasting rust, make questionable math decisions, and tell the tale of Bo, an enby cabaret performer who falls for Jameson Wright, the hot new bartender at Gertie's Cabaret. CONTENT WARNING: homophobia, misgendering and deadnaming of a main character, discussion of infertility struggles of a side character, and discussion of past parental abuse. Author's Webs...
Jul 03, 2023•59 min•Ep. 20
Get out the good headphones because this week Katie is taking us through the voice-kinky world of Glitch by Briana Michaels! If you're a horny audiophile who's been on the fence about giving this show a shot, this may be the episode for you. CONTENT WARNING: abusive relationships, stalking, revenge porn, non-consensual filming, and physical violence. Author's Website: https://www.brianamichaels.com/ Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org ★ Su...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 19
Our epic dive into Opal Reyne's A Soul to Keep comes to a conclusion this week, and you are gonna want to hear this one! We issue our first "c*ck correction," ponder immortality, and question the finer details of magically rearranging one's guts. CONTENT WARNING: abduction and captivity, depictions of abusive relationships, death of a major character. Author's Website: opalreyne.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcas...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 18
This week we've got part two of our dive into Opal Reyne's A Soul to Keep , and the episode has all of the earmarks of a classic Cheap Smut episode! A cold open? Check! Weird dicks? Check! Katie getting weirded out by the heightened senses of our monstrous MMC? Check! CONTENT WARNING: religious trauma, abuse, gore, monsters. Author's website: opalreyne.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 17
This week we're diving into our first listener recommendation with Opal Reyne's A Soul to Keep . In this first installment we discuss the nascent days of Reia and Orpheus' relationship, which is still in the "developing" phase after ten chapters, so this is definitely going to be a sloooooow burner! CONTENT WARNING (book): religious trauma, abuse, gore, monsters. CONTENT WARNING (episode): discussions of autism. Author's Website: https://opalreyne.com/ Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music:...
May 30, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 16
Katie and Carl get cozy this week with The Dalwick Demon by Ashley Bennett, but don't get too cozy, because we've got a "weird dick" sighting! When Iris gets tossed into a cave for the "crime" of being a sex worker, she has no idea that she has landed in the home of a sexy, diphallic demon! CONTENT WARNING: mentions of physical and sexual assault, mentions of physical assault of a sex worker, mentions of parental death, religious undertones/religious trauma, double penetration, double vaginal pe...
May 22, 2023•54 min•Ep. 15
Katie takes in some smutty comfort food for her soul this week and presents her favorite smutty book of all time, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs by Molly Harper! Come for the sexy vampire fun, stay to hear Carl be what can only be described as "sweetly confused." CONTENT WARNING: gun violence, the death and rebirth of a major character, animals in peril, vapirism. Author's website: https://www.mollyharper.com/ Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats https://free...
May 15, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 14
This week, Katie and Carl partake in the dark Sapphic romance The Fae Queen's Captive by Sierra Simone. Tune in and decide for yourself if running away to the fae realm would be worth leaving [gestures broadly at our on-fire planet] behind. CONTENT WARNING: violence, murder of bad people, captivity, blood, explicit sex, graphic descriptions of hunting, intoxication, and uneven power dynamics. Author's website: https://www.thesierrasimone.com/ Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgi...
May 08, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 13
On this week's episode, Katie and Carl gracefully glide through the sexy hockey romance that is Iced Out by CE Ricci. Join them as they discuss the concept of competitive c**ksucking, and whether or not these dudes are gonna fight or f**k already JEEZ! CONTENT WARNING: physical violence, "hate f**king." Author's website: https://authorcericci.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
May 01, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 12
For this week's episode, Katie regales Carl with the sexy science-fiction romp that is Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon, the first book in her sprawling Ice Planet Barbarians series. CONTENT WARNING: graphic descriptions of sexual assault, forced abortion, parasites, sex with non-human life forms, depictions of survival in harsh conditions. Author's website: https://rubydixon.com/wordpress/ Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats ★ Support this podcast on Patre...
Apr 24, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 11
In this week's episode, Katie and Carl lament their "lost episode" and take a trip through The Vampire in the Bookstore by Elle M. Drew! Come along as we ponder the mechanics of becoming a vampire, discuss Roman naming conventions, and ask the hard-hitting questions, like "Do vampires ejaculate?" CONTENT WARNING: stalking, blood play, choking, age gap, biting kink, pain kink. Author's Website: ellemdrew.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarch...
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 10
It's a real bummer of a week here at Smutco Industries. Due to a recording mishap, we only captured audio on the laptop microphone and not on our studio mics. As a result, the entire episode sounds like a Zoom call, and no one wants to hear that, so we will not be releasing an episode this week. If this episode description doesn't explain it well enough, take a listen to the mini-episode! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 08, 2023•4 min•Ep. 9
During this week's episode, Katie mentioned a Reddit thread entitled "I’ve read 46 Jessa Kane Novellas in the past 2 weeks. Here’s what I’ve learned" from Redditor u/katierose295. We decided to dive into that post and man, are we ever glad that we did! Join us as Katie walks us through the ten things everyone should know before dipping their toes into the deep pool that is Jessa Kane's work. Author's website: www.jessakaneauthor.com Our Linktree: www.linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by ...
Apr 07, 2023•24 min•Ep. 8
