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Cheap Chat

Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant for humourous and unfiltered dating and relationship advice which sees them dive into the DMs of listeners in a bid to solve their ‘situationships’. Every Wednesday the Cheap Chat gang discuss real-life dilemmas based on text messages to help listeners cut the fat, and figure out what he says versus what he really means. This straight-talking group of girlfriends are here to make sure women everywhere know how to navigate dating in an online world. Follow them on Instagram at @CheapChatPodcast
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Episodes

Why did he ghost me after sex?

How can you judge a guy's real intentions? The Cheap Chat gang call for an end to ghosting and educate boys on 'after sex ettiquette' after one girl finds herself feeling used following a post-lockdown hookup. Join the Rume, Nush and Carlotta every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow us @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @carlottaconstant @nushcope

Jul 15, 202036 minSeason 3Ep. 20

Memory Lane: Cheap Chat Anniversary Special

What a difference a year makes! The Cheap Chat gang celebrate their one year anniversary by reflecting on their funniest moments and revisiting the most outrageous dilemmas and appearances from their favorite guests in this bonus episode. Plus enjoy an extra 20 minutes of unfiltered chat! Join the Cheap Chat gang every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow us: @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @carlottaconstant @nushcope

Jul 08, 202040 minSeason 3Ep. 19

Seeing Red: 'He's jealous of my sexual past'

Should your sexual history be compared to your current relationship? The Cheap Chat gang discuss how they've been spicing things up in the bedroom before helping one girl manage the expectations of her boyfriend after discovering the sexual activities she engaged in before they met. Join the Cheap Chat gang every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow us @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @carlottaconstant @nushcope

Jun 30, 202027 minSeason 3Ep. 18

Red Flags: 'Does he just want me for sex?'

How do you know if a guy's intentions are true? The Cheap Chat gang celebrate as new lockdown measures could see singletons the chance to have a friends with benefits as part of their 'support bubble'. Elsewhere, Rume, Nush and Carlotta help a girl assess the her potential age-gap relationship and whether his curiosity about her sexuality is a sign of his real intentions. Join the Cheap Chat gang every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow us @cheapchatpod...

Jun 23, 202025 minSeason 3Ep. 17

Cheater settings: 'Is he hiding our relationship?'

At what point should your partner tell everyone about your romance? The Cheap Chat gang discuss the art of sending nudes, before uncovering the latest apps enabling daters to cheat... and get away with it. Elsewhere, Rume, Nush and Carlotta help one girl figure out why the guy she's dating is reluctant to tell his friends about their relationship. Join the Cheap Chat gang every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow us @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @carlot...

Jun 17, 202027 minSeason 3Ep. 16

Lockdown lust: 'My housemate's fling wants to sleep with me'

How do you resist temptation during lockdown? The Cheap Chat gang discuss how quarantine measures will change the landscape of casual sex, before helping one girl figure out how to navigate the building sexual tension between her and an attractive housemate who is already involved with a friend. Join the Cheap Chat gang every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow us @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @carlottaconstant @nushcope Send your dilemmas to info@cheap...

Jun 10, 202024 minSeason 3Ep. 15

Pulling a pig: 'He slept with me for a bet'

'Fattily Ever After' author, Stephanie Yeboah joins the gang for an inspirational chat to discuss the realities of dating when you're plus-sized, and how she's overcoming her insecurities after learning a date slept with her for a bet in a cruel internet prank called 'pulling a pig'. Elsewhere, Rume, Nush and Carlotta help a guy figure out why his love interest is ghosting him and if she's playing games to keep him wrapped round her finger. Join the Cheap Chat gang every Wednesday as they dive i...

Jun 02, 202030 minSeason 3Ep. 14

7-week itch: 'I had the ick but now I want him back'

Is it really love or lockdown lust? The Cheap Chat gang discuss the trend of fast-tracked relationships during quarantine before helping one girl figure out whether she still has a chance with the guy she dumped now that he's seeing someone new. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope, Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow us @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @carlottaconstant @nushcope Send your dilemmas to info@cheapchatpodcast.co.uk...

May 26, 202025 minSeason 3Ep. 13

Club Quarantine: 'He keeps watching girls on IG live'

Would you be OK with your boyfriend watching girls on Instagram? The Cheap Chat gang discuss the notorious twerking competitions on instagram live hosted by US rapper Tory Lanes and UK artist Swarmz. Elsewhere, the girls help one NHS worker decide whether she should persue her hospital romance. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope, Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow us @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @carlottaconstant @nushcope Send your dil...

May 19, 202025 minSeason 3Ep. 12

What happens next?: 'My ex caught an STI during our break'

Can you overcome what happened during a break with a partner? The Cheap Chat gang explore the new dating trend of 'Zumping' which has seen singles left heartbroken over Zoom. Elsewhere, they try to help one girl decide whether she can take her ex-boyfriend's plea to rekindle their romance at face value, after initially hiding what really went down during their break. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope, Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive into more text messages based on real dilemmas. Follow u...

May 12, 202024 minSeason 3Ep. 11

Birthday Sex: 'We got too kinky, now her parents are worried'

How do you explain your sex life to your parents? The Cheap Chat gang celebrate Carlotta's birthday in lockdown with a new drinking game. Rume, Nush and Carlotta have to answer some of the internet's most daring sex questions...or face the consequences. Elsewhere, the girls attempt to help one guy out of a dilemma with his girlfriend's parents, after a night of pre-lockdown passion resulted in some unwanted sex injuries. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope, Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive i...

May 05, 202027 minSeason 3Ep. 10

‘Lockdown is ruining my sex life’

How sexually fustrated are you in quarantine? The Cheap Chat gang explore how the new social distancing measures are affecting people’s sex lives before helping one girl figure out if her partner is being truthful about his lack of interest in having sex with her. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant as they dive into more hilarious messages from daters. Follow us: @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant @pineappleaudioproduction Send your dilemma and text messages ...

Apr 28, 202031 minSeason 3Ep. 9

Make or break: ‘I regret quarantining with my boyfriend ’

Should you break up with someone during lockdown? Oliver Proudlock joins the Cheap Chat gang to discuss how you know you’ve found ‘the one’ before helping one listener figure out how to deal with ‘the ick’ after quarantining with her new boyfriend. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cole, and Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive into your text messages and solve your dilemmas. Follow us: @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant @pineappleaudioproduction Send your dilemma and text m...

Apr 21, 202026 minSeason 3Ep. 8

Blurred lines: ‘Is her boyfriend flirting with me?’

'Revisiting Podcast' host, Laura Gallop joins the Cheap Chat gang to take a trip down memory lane to find out what their early dating experiences has taught them today, before helping one listener figure out how to navigate an awkward situation with her friend’s boyfriend who may be trying to cross the line. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant as they dive into more hilarious messages from daters. Follow us: @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant Send your dilemma...

Apr 14, 202032 minSeason 3Ep. 7

‘Should I trust my ex during lockdown?’ ft Amelia Dimoldenberg

Chicken Shop Date star Amelia Dimoldenberg joins the Cheap Chat gang to discuss dating during quarantine before helping one listener decide whether her ex’s plea for a reunion after lockdown is for the right reasons or just a result of cabin fever. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant as they record their first podcast from lockdown and dive into more hilarious messages as daters navigate quarantine. Follow us: @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant @pineappleaudio...

Apr 07, 202026 minSeason 3Ep. 6

Whore complex: “He said I’m not girlfriend material”

Slay in your Lane author Yomi Adegoke joins the Cheap Chat gang to help empower a girl whose ex claimed her ‘sexual energy’ was ‘putting men off’ committing to her. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive into your text messages and solve your dilemmas. Follow us: @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant @pineappleaudioproduction Send your dilemma and text messages to info@cheapchatpodcast.co.uk

Mar 31, 202028 minSeason 3Ep. 5

Mr Potential: ‘Did he sell me a dream?’

Should you date someone for their potential or will it end it heartbreak? The Cheap Chat gang help a girl decide which version of her perfect boyfriend is the real him after circumstances appear to reveal his true colours. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive into your text messages and solve your dilemmas. Follow us: @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant @pineappleaudioproduction Send your dilemma and text messages to info@cheapchatpo...

Mar 24, 202029 minSeason 3Ep. 4

Catch 22 : Should I settle for bad sex with the perfect partner?

How important is sexual compatibility? Sex enthusiast Flo Perry joins the Cheap Chat gang to help one guy decide if keeping his perfect girlfriend means suppressing his own sexual needs. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive into your text messages and solve your dilemmas. Follow us: @cheapchatpodcast @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant @pineappleaudioproduction Send your dilemma and text messages to info@cheapchatpodcast.co.uk

Mar 17, 202037 minSeason 3Ep. 3

‘How to get over a boy’: Is he giving me false hope?

Author Chidera Eggerue aka The Slumflower enters the group chat to help one girl figure out if the promise of a relationship with her long distance love interest is all smoke and mirrors. Elsewhere, the Chidera drops some home truths on toxic relationships and what it really takes to get over a boy. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant every Wednesday as they dive into your text messages and solve your dilemmas. Chidera Eggerue’s latest book How To Get Over A Boy is out now. Follow us...

Mar 10, 202034 minSeason 3Ep. 2

Baby Mama Drama: ‘Is he using his kid as an excuse to cheat?’

The truth surrounding a guy’s relationship with the mother of his child has one listener confused. Meanwhile, one member of the Cheap Chat gang has a life-changing situationship update. Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant as they return for season 3 with more outrageous text messages and dating dilemmas. Send your dilemmas along with your text message to info@cheapchatpodcast.co.uk Or find us on Instagram @cheapchatpodcast @nushcope @keepitfrank @carlottaconstant @pineappleaudioprodu...

Mar 03, 202028 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Cheap Chat: Season 3 Trailer

Join Rume Ugen, Nush Cope and Carlotta Constant for Season 3 of Cheap Chat: the humorous and unfiltered dating and relationship podcast, which sees them dive into the DMs of listeners in a bid to solve their ‘situationships’. Every Wednesday the Cheap Chat gang discuss real-life dilemmas based on text messages to help listeners cut the fat, and figure out what he says versus what he really means. This straight-talking group of girlfriends are here to make sure women everywhere know how to naviga...

Feb 28, 202030 sec

New Year, New Man: "He told me to break up with my boyfriend"

... and now he has cold feet! Would you gamble your perfect relationship to persue someone else? Nush, Rume and Carlotta attempt to help a girl who risked everything for someone who is now having second thoughts about their secret romance. Elsewhere, it’s New Year’s Day and the Cheap Chat gang are ringing in the new year with your hilarious DM’s and revealing what habits boys really want girls to leave behind in 2020. If you have a ‘situationship’ slide into our DMs at @cheapchatpodcast Follow u...

Jan 01, 202026 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Naughty List: "Brought his new girl to my Xmas party"

Santa has added more names to his naughty list this year thanks to the his little helpers Nush, Carlotta and Rume who are on hand to expose more Cheap Chat. In this Christmas special the gang discuss your most outrageous party hookups, before helping a girl set to come face to face with her ex’s new partner. If you have a ‘situationship’ slide into our DMs at @cheapchatpodcast Follow us: @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant

Dec 25, 201924 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Three’s a crowd: ‘He planned secret trip with another girl’

Can you trust his best girl friend or does she have other motives? Nush, Carlotta and Rume attempt to solve the age old question of whether guys and girls can really be just friends before helping a girl navigate her boyfriend's relationship with his best friend after being uninvited from their summer holiday. If you have a situationship, slide into our DMs on Instagram at @cheapchatpodcast Follow us at: @keepitfrank @nushcope @carlottaconstant

Dec 18, 201936 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Faking It: 'Told my BF I faked orgasms for six months'

Is it ever okay to fake it in bed? Nush, Carlotta and Rume explore the world of fake nudes and the growing number of guys sending them before helping a girl wriggle her way out of an awkward situation when playful banter resulted in an impromptu confession about their sex life. Now that cuffing season is in full swing, the Cheap Chat gang dive into more DM's and expose the hilarious mistruths you've told to impress dates. Send us your situationships on Instagram @cheapchatpodcast for some straig...

Dec 11, 201923 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Hoes before bros: Should I date my mates ex?

Are ex’s strictly off limits between friends? Nush, Carlotta and Rume explore betrayal between friends before diving into more scandalous text messages, including one listener whose housemate’s messy hookup is testing loyalties. If you need your ‘situationship’ solved, slide into our Instagram DMs with your screenshots at @cheapchatpodcast. Find us on Instagram: @nushcope @carlottaconstant @keepitfrank @pineappleaudioproduction

Dec 04, 201939 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Red Flags ll: He texts his ex everyday

Did you ignore these major warning signs? It’s cuffing season but your need for winter cuddles could result in overlooking serious relationship issues. Nush, Carlotta and Rume are back to dissect more text messages including one girl who’s seeking clarity from her new man over his murky friendship with an ex hookup. Elsewhere, the Cheap Chat gang share your hilarious first date red flags. If you need your ‘situationship’ solved, slide into our Instagram DMs with your screenshots at @cheapchatpod...

Nov 27, 201928 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Frisky business: ‘My coworker won’t admit he cheated with me'

Can you mix work and pleasure? The Cheap Chat gang Nush Cope, Carlotta Constant and Rume Ugen explore outrageous workplace hookups before helping a girl who’s casual work fling has resulted in a messy love triangle. If you need your ‘situationship’ solved, slide into our Instagram DMs with your screenshots at @cheapchatpodcast. Find us on Instagram: @nushcope @carlottaconstant @keepitfrank @pineappleaudioproduction

Nov 20, 201930 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Devil Wears Doc Martens: Am I Being Manipulated?

Softboi is a new threat to dating and he’s the master of emotional manipulation. Owner of famed Instagram account @beam_me_up_softboi joins the Cheap Chat gang Nush Cope, Car lotta Constant and Rume Ugen to explore hilarious text messages from this new breed of dater who’ll be sliding into your DMs with ‘woke’ chat, and showering you with just enough sensitivity to lure you into bed. If you need your ‘situationship’ solved, slide into our Instagram DMs with your screenshots at @cheapchatpodcast....

Nov 13, 201933 minSeason 2Ep. 2

To Catch A Cheater: 'He had sex with another girl in my car'

How far would you go to find out if your boyfriend was cheating? The Cheap Chat gang uncover the crazy lengths guys take to cover up cheating and the genius ways in which their girlfriends have found out. Nush Cope, Carlotta Constant and Rume Ugen help listeners play detective as they investigate more text messages to help one girl figure out if the guy who ducked out during their date is hiding a secret girlfriend, before taking tips from the girl who used bluetooth to catch out her cheating bo...

Nov 06, 201936 minSeason 2Ep. 1
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