Joe and David are in Sheffield for the Crucible and have arranged to do the Park Run together on saturday morning. They are at the AIR BNB having a chat over breakfast. David's a bit nervous. Joe struggles to get them a taxi and David hopes he doesn't have to do it. It's a promising start. They arrive at the park which seems to be full of elite runners. It transpires it's a tough course and David's calfs let him down on the hills so he joins Petra for a coffee. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & I...
Jul 13, 2023•52 min•Season 8Ep. 258
The actor Connor Swindells is on the show having a chinwag with David & Joe. He tells them all about his experiences as an actor and feeling intimidated working with Will Ferrell on the Barbie movie. David asks him about doing nude scenes in Sex Education. They talk about panic attacks and getting mugged and show each other pictures that have been painted of them. David & Joe try to impress Connor with their gun acting skills. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chata...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 8Ep. 257
Financial expert Emmanuel Asuquo joins Joe & David on the show to chat all things money. Coming from a council estate in Tower Hamlets he was the youngest financial advisor at Barclays. He tells his story, how he got out of corporate finance and started helping people who really needed it. He shares some of his financial wisdom with David & Joe giving them some top tips on what to do with £100. David reveals he did Business Studies for 6 weeks in 1993. Find Emmanuel here https://www.inst...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 8Ep. 256
While waiting for the Deal or No Deal memorabilia auction lot to come up David & Joe discuss how much they'd get if they auctioned off David's post it notes and a painting of Joe naked on a horse. They are on Lot 139. They decide to amuse themselves by sending 10 of their comedian mates a picture of the building the set of Derek was based on to see who, if anyone, gets back to them. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon f...
Jul 10, 2023•37 min•Season 8Ep. 255
David & Joe discuss with Paul whether the Deal Or No Deal saga has run it's course. Paul shares his screen and carries on showing them the DOND episode he was in, talking them through what happened when Noel met his family. David & Joe are back in the room, totally mesmerised ! Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://ch...
Jul 07, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 8Ep. 254
In this special 'Where's Joe Now' ep Joe and his five-a-side mates 'Team Chatabix' are playing a football match but David has no idea where this is taking place or what is going on... When David see's where Joe is he feels intense jealousy. Joe show's him round the ground before the tournament commences. David watches the game via Zoom and provides some light touch punditry while Petra holds the camera and Joe subs himself off. They love their new branded Chatabix football tops. Follow Chatabix ...
Jul 06, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 8Ep. 253
We talk to actor Thomas Turgoose who played Shaun in the gritty series 'This Is England' and more recently in period drama 'The Gallows Pole'. Tommo tells David & Joe about being street cast in the role, working with Shane Meadows and how he got into acting. They talk behind the scenes, winging it and what David would do if Shane Meadows called him up. David sings about Ira Jackson Jnr. and Joe tries to think of things that are overrated. Thomas blames his agent for turning down a role in Jo...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Season 8Ep. 252
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant musician, Keaton Henson hops onto the Chatabus to give a very rare interview. It’s basically love at first sight for David, Joe and Keaton as they get on like a blimming house on fire. Keaton tells them all about his songwriting process. David brings up The Americana Sessions and Keaton writes a beautiful song for Chatabix called Moonlight On Your Nose. We play it at the end of the episode. Keaton's new album is out now - give it a listen https://keatonhenson.ffm....
Jul 04, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 8Ep. 251
David & Joe are still waiting to bid for the Deal of No Deal memorabilia. While they wait for the lot to come up they dissect last weeks episode when they called up the DOND set designer. David tells a story from 2009 when he was doing his first acting job with Marc Wootton. They are only on Lot 88. Joe tells a story about doing his first read through and how harrowing it was. They are on Lot 99. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodc...
Jul 03, 2023•33 min•Season 8Ep. 250
TV Joe is back on the Chatabus with David and Joe. He tells them what he's been up to on holiday and what he's been watching but they get side tracked with sport. TV Joe reviews some recent telly shows and awards some krispies. Joe talks about the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary and they give it 3 krispies. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees...
Jun 30, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 8Ep. 249
David and Joe are enjoying their first little jaunt down the canal in a while when they see a lady in distress. She pops on board for a cup of tea and explains about her time in the theatre. It never really becomes clear why she was in distress. (Something about a man with a string bag on his chest.) Damsel in Distress Anna Mann - played by Colin Hoult https://iamcolinhoult.com/ If you want to hear more from Anna check out her Podcast https://pod.link/1350548208 Follow Chatabix on Twitter & ...
Jun 29, 2023•48 min•Season 8Ep. 248
David & Joe have a lovely natter with Katherine Ryan about work, family and her philosophy on life. Joe finds Katherine entrancing and wants her to be his guru. Katherine talks about doing Gogglebox with Bobby and then starts gossiping about an episode of Below Deck. They disect the world of PR and Katherine decides to take on Joe and David as a project. She sings them a song and finishes on a story about a taxi driver needing the loo. Katherine has her own podcast Telling Everybody Everythi...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 8Ep. 247
It's the Specialist Guest section and David & Joe welcome sailor Tracy Edwards MBE onto the Chatabus (after David get's himself comfortable). In 1989 Tracy skippered the first all female crew in the Whitbread Round The World Yacht Race on her boat The Maiden. David makes the most of this opportunity by asking Tracy if she's ever seen a big whale. Tracy regales them with tales of her misspent youth and how she got into sailing. Tracy says 'At 26 years old I captained the yacht ‘Maiden’, with ...
Jun 27, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 8Ep. 246
David and Joe have been tipped off that some Deal or No Deal memorabilia is up for auction. They decide to bid on it but can't decide how much they are prepared to spend. They log on to the auction site and realise it might take a while to get to lot 198. David is very interested in the drawings of the set design and wants to find out more. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon...
Jun 26, 2023•31 min•Season 8Ep. 245
David and Joe chat about hiring a campervan, no me time and family holidays. They talk about the podcast charts yet again and how much graft they put in. David has a brainwave and mentions they should do private podcast gigs for billionaires. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad cho...
Jun 23, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 8Ep. 244
David and Joe are in the belly of the beast at the Crucible. After some fine dining at the Century Club they go into the auditorium to watch a snooker match. The atmosphere is electric and Steve Davis gives them a wave. They meet Jimmy White and get to interview him for Eurosport. Their Chatabix interviewing techniques holds them up when David asks Jimmy if he's ever worn a cloak. An excellent day. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcas...
Jun 22, 2023•52 min•Season 8Ep. 243
After testing the kit David & Joe leave the air bnb with minutes to spare and walk to the Crucible Theatre. It's raining. After stopping to taste some free vegan food they arrive at the stage door and meet Ivan who takes them for a quick behind the scenes tour. They meet some snooker legends in the Players Lounge and get to play on the actual practice tables. This blows their mind. They get filmed by the BBC and get a Crunch Crunch. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/cha...
Jun 21, 2023•50 min•Season 8Ep. 242
It's the morning of the Crucible visit. David and Joe are at the AIR BNB in Sheffield. They call Andy Goldstein for some moral support and play a game of 'guess the age of the snooker player'. Uncle Andy gives them a few words of advice and tells them not to take crisps into the auditorium then waves them off on their adventure. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabi...
Jun 20, 2023•43 min•Season 8Ep. 241
David and Joe have managed to wangle an invite to the World Snooker Championships at The Crucible thanks to Andy Goldstein. They are beyond excited and chat about what they are going to wear and where they will sit. To try and calm their nerves before the big day they have a chat with Andy. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 8Ep. 240
It's the first new ep of the new series. David and Joe have been asked to record a punchy little intro about all the brilliant guests and exciting eps they have coming up in Series 8. Instead they talk about something else. A cracking start to The Damaged Calf Series. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ A ...
Jun 16, 2023•53 min•Season 8Ep. 239
David and Joe are finally ready to set sail on their narrowboat. Before they leave on the maiden voyage a few old friends pop over for a BBQ... Davide Darood tells them all about his new lottery prediction business and introduces them to his brother Christopher. Mr Taylor and ticklish Tel turn up but Mr Taylor is hiding from Roger Babbage Quantock. Joe starts up the boat and as they set sail all their freinds wave them off and give them a couple of words of advice.... Follow Chatabix on Twitter ...
Jun 15, 2023•38 min•Ep. 238
David and Joe have had a lot of problems with the narrowboat so ask Mr Taylor to come round so they can run through everything that has gone wrong. Mr Taylor is making a massive crumble. He tells them all about his winklepickers and then his assistant ticklish Tel knocks on the door. Mr Taylor owns 12 themed barges that he manages with his other assistant Logan. Tel sings a fleetwood mac song and Mr Taylor trys to recite the names of each of the barges. (Mr Taylor is played by the amazing Seb Ca...
Jun 14, 2023•41 min•Ep. 237
David and Joe get some narrowboating tips and tales from Eddie Phillips an old guy who's been hanging about the canal for nigh on 40 years. Ted recites some poems from his new book Tales of a Seafaring Man and tells them about his wife Sheila who slipped off the boat into the sluice gate after drinking too much Mateus Rose. He then went on to have an affair with Sheena (or was it Shona?) and Patrick Duffy saw a ghost in his toilet. (Eddie Phillips is played by Alex Lowe who has announced a new t...
Jun 13, 2023•47 min•Ep. 236
David & Joe's brother Paul is coming to visit them on the narrowboat. They are a bit nervous as Paul has just finished an 18 year stretch inside. While they wait for him to arrive they struggle to remember their favourite Paul stories. When Paul turns up he tells them all about his crimes, childhood illnesses and how he passed his time in solitary. David has made Paul some spag bol but Paul has brought his own lunch. The visit doesn't go well. (Brother Paul is played by Alistair Green who is...
Jun 12, 2023•39 min•Ep. 235
David & Joe are looking for someone to clean their new narrowboat. They come across Davide Darood who lives in a thatched cottage and has a plethora of businesses including a cleaning company called Lemony Zing. Davide takes a look at the boat which is covered in weetabix and decides he may need his assistant Jammie to help him clean it. Davide Darood played by Greg McHugh who be will taking another of his great characters Gary Tank Commander to the Edinburgh Festival this year ‘Gary Talks: ...
Jun 09, 2023•39 min•Ep. 234
David & Joe meet Edward who is the custodian of the boat they have just purchased from Mr Taylor. He is supposed to be giving them the keys and showing them how to drive the narrowboat but is listening to Ian Dale. Edward makes them a cup of tea and tells them about a murder. They start the boat up with one of the 14 keys. It ends up in a bit of a barney and Edward ends up in the canal. (Edward is played by John Kearns www.johnkearnscomedy.co.uk ) Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: ...
Jun 08, 2023•42 min•Ep. 233
David & Joe decide to buy Mr Taylor's narrowboat so they go to see him in the pub to do a deal. He tells them all about his girlfriend Lilibet and they meet Johnson who is related to Noddy Holder. They handover the cash and Mr Taylor's real name is revealed by Lilibet. (Mr Taylor & Lilibet played by Seb Cardinal) Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunch...
Jun 07, 2023•38 min•Ep. 232
David and Joe decide they need three Red Setters for the boat. They go to see Mr Cooper who has three identical dogs of different sizes for sale and a room full of sedated dogs. He tells them about his friends Lilian & Peter Driftwood and Peter Lake. Mr Cooper also has a lamination and de-lamination business as a sideline. Mr Cooper devised and played by Robert Popper Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access...
Jun 06, 2023•34 min•Ep. 231
David and Joe have start to think about the realities of owning a canal boat. They discuss their roles and responsibilities and run through a checklist for narrow boat owners. They decide to buy three skittish red setters called Aerial, Archive and Barney. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more abo...
Jun 05, 2023•31 min•Ep. 230
David and Joe go to look at another boat on the same stretch of canal. They drop in on a surprised Mrs Falconio and ask about buying her big 57ft narrowboat. Mrs Falconio tells them all about her husband Jonny who is in a coma due to a cricket accident. Then Mrs Falconio introduces them to Martin who happens to be building a dock for the boat. (Mrs Falconio is played by Anna Crilly) Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for e...
Jun 02, 2023•28 min•Ep. 229
