010: It Looks Like a Duck-Remastered

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We'd love to interact with you. Let's get into this adventure. Episode 10. It looks like a duck. Does it quack or does it squeak? The assault is over. Murder was easy. Now comes the hard part. The intelligence checks to figure out where the elf is gone and where this journey leads to next. I don't want to know. Yo, would echolocation work through magical darkness? Yeah, we did that before.

Alright, are you ready to sing the Screaming Cowboy song? Oh wow, maybe a regular torch will get the scouts by it too. I could try if I can. Screaming Cowboys. Almost as sick of Brian as I am to the torches. You on Merlin? NO!

I don't know, it doesn't tank. Wouldn't you think that if we bet it something it would close, like something that barely ended up going, huh? Merlin, it's just a game start. I don't even think that one will make it. I'm judging. You're trying to climb on me. Oh sweetheart. I'm a dumb dog. I think there's a spot like right here. It lasts a minute. Okay. So I think if you went there. I've seen him. So roll an intelligence. Investigation or con. Something of the sort. Con is zero.

Investigation is zero. I'm giving them lots of options because all their intelligence is horrible. Their own intelligence makes that deep. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm picking whichever one has the least horribleness. Which I brought down to the base, so let's... Fifteen? Fifteen? You recognize that that plane was the plane, the astral plane, and so you just pushed a dead person into the ghost plane, where his soul will be trapped in his body for a generation. Okay.

Perfect. Good. I'm happy. So you can share that with anyone of you or keep it to yourself so no one judges you. I will keep it to myself. Do you know Bear would give you a high five? Can I? No. You know we're near the point although you are an extra player being true. So, the darkness soon fades. Very. Not very. The Bear. The Barry one. I didn't know you could be a bear. You're Barry? It's Barry Stevenson. I didn't know I was going to be the champion player. Hey. So after some time

your bears disappear. Oh, point's over. And the portal will disappear. And when the portal disappears well right before the portal disappears you recognize that you've finished casting and he goes Ah! That hurt. He was quiet the whole time? I did my best. He was casting his stuff. I was casted. Your concentration is legendary, bro. I offered him a big hand. You did? That's actually a good bro. You're a fan. I like to play. And he hand something to you?

I take it. Okay. He didn't make a great amount. No. It's a plus one. It's a plus in my book. You want to look at it? Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Roll intelligence. That's... Roll... Wisdom. Wisdom. Yes, then. Actually, I could do intelligence if it's an 18. No, this will do you wisdom. He hands you what looks like a rubber duck. He did that. Because you're wise and not intelligent. You think this might be the...

The spell he did to turn the book into the duck or made people think they didn't appear that way. Does it feel like a duck or is there like a space like if I'm holding it? How much are you expecting? I had no idea what he was handing me.

Yeah it's just to you it's like oh this is a weird thing i've never seen before because rubber ducks don't really exist here it's a fantasy rubber duck that's right, yes dude i hate you don't high-five him don't high-five him do i get a weird tingly in my in my telling was touching the book like everybody else did okay cool, That was Barry's worst fear. There are specific conditions that happen. Barry is bad polymaterial.

Your wisdom also tells you those are specific conditions that cause the belly to tingle. Okay, that's cool. Because the druid also did not talk about it. Because I'm an idiot, I turn around and I hold up the duck to everybody else. I'm like, check out the book, guys. But I'm like, here. Classic Barry. He comes up and takes it from you and says, who else can hold it? You. Put it in your fanny pack. I'm just a fanny pack and I hold it. You can put it in there. Give it to me. Give it to me.

I pack up. No. Can I roll that out to see if I can get it in? Yeah. We're going to play DC and let's check. Just roll. It'll be funny. I have said that. Let me lie. Don't you have anything? Now, Dex is supposed to win. Now, they land on you. Hey, honey, the rubber duck lands on the ground next to you. I like pretending nothing happened. Just lean down, grab the duck, and put it in the same path as the duck. Well, it's hard to follow. Everyone saw it.

That's true. Hey, yeah, I am impressed that you got it even here. If they had a tag bouncing on your hind legs and one arm.

Well, why don't you guys summon me here right forgot you were here my name is oculi technicalist yeah that is not my name oculist technically worship me you are not worshiping i already made a deal to worship somebody else and i think i get in trouble you guys never used any of your stuff what stuff oh stop, i forgot to be honest no you know what i looked at my feet i said i can do vicious mockery and then i ran a man over i forgot i have a flying carpet it's glowing it is glowing,

for 12 days was it my own day very well okay and what did we get when we got They should mock her, right? Yeah. Except my DC is 9. Is that a counter? Yeah. I'm not charismatic. I'm just super nice. I love the Johnson trade while I'm in there. I walk up to you. Why? Because that's your edibility. Why did you summon me? I'm very gently putting my ghostly upside down on you. I get out of line. We did it. So no touch. Yeah, good luck.

I didn't thought we'd go. Why? We've got to be the people plan of existence. Hey, Melky dear. Do you know what to do with this? Yeah, fine. There seems to be more and more of us popping up yet. I don't think this guy... This is different. I don't know what that is. It disturbed me. I don't... It like... You know like when you... I'm Achilles, Tentacles. You think about something that, like... That, like, spits you out a little bit? That says that to me.

So you're saying Barry really wants to like you because of that statement, but also Barry doesn't like you? Barry always talks to Barry personally. I do, all the time. Yeah. So, where are you from? Not this plain existence. Look at you, all touching the ground! There's one over... Oh, shoot, I went... Why? Three legs, four legs, two and four? Six? Two? I hold up my two middle legs. I'm leaving you. Eagle. You don't have any legs. Do you have any bones? Very like that.

Where's I? Bone. Don't tell me. I walk away. I float. I can float out of range. I can follow as you continue so I can get back to you. No. Float out of range. No. It's not that speed. Can I still rock that? Sorry to call you a bear. Why are you guys here? What is going on? So... Yeah, I'm here. You didn't need to show up while you were doing your thing. Do you like to work for him now? No. Do you work for him? No. I think this is a side effect. Okay. Are they bears too?

No, the other two bears. Oh, they're gone. So, do you like films like that? I think so. I like it. It's been a good one. You're making such a nice story. I was gonna say, if you're plotting a hot mess, it's gonna be a good one. Exactly. So, what's going on in the forest? Yeah, we've been working on that. And we've tried to track the dude that got away. Well, you see that? Oh, you look like you're doing survival checks, which is what tracking is.

Do you think you can track that from your house? Traction. Yeah. I can't track anything. Is it Ratchet? It's Ratchet. Ratchet. Ratchet. It belongs to the Hound of the North. It belongs to the Hound of the North. We can try tracking it the other way to find out where these people are coming from because they keep attacking this weird druid. Yeah, didn't they attack you before we had the book? Are you sure? What was the name? The hunter guy? Are you sure they were the people you? Yeah,

Lord of the Hunts. I don't know. Lord of the Dance. Are you able to send me? No, I'm telling Melchior that the Lord of the Dance. I don't know how you back it. I do not know how I got here. Either. Please. Are you sure you don't want to just hang out? Yes. Hold on. You're okay because you're up in air. The others are on the ground. I get on my fine carpet. Spencer. Barry, what do I have to roll to try to jump and balance on his head?

He's smaller he's medium i'm medium medium okay my my ac is cool he's clearly going to try it away yeah so it's like a grapple it would be a grapple all right i get some grappling in, that's so cocked. Listen she jumps on anything that flies yeah honestly i it's a problem my claws are in though i have to i've specified i'm not trying to injure you i'm trying to not be on the ground Also, I got a five, so you're probably fine.

Yeah. See, there are you. He's very fine. You know what? Before we deal with Tengadot, we should get a point. Let's do it. Try it, bot. Try it, bot. If we're growing names, we'll throw names. The name is Oculus Simplies. I don't know, Straff. That's what they use. Oh, wait. So here's where we boil it down. Apparently, we're not supposed to be able to talk and do magic. We can.

And we can do a lot. So this guy showed up and told us that we needed to prove we could, you know, exist in the world without just killing people. We didn't even have to kill up. So it kind of became a rocket. Well, I mean, I'm talking to the wolf. That was the only thing I actually did. See, what I'm saying? I do. I go for a high five. Oh, it is. Every way there's, like, people you're allowed to kill. Dude. You don't kill anybody. You kill his horse. You don't kill his horse.

I mean, I don't know what's going on for me. I haven't killed the potato yet. But now we're sort of stuck with this book that now looks like a duck, and we don't know what to do next, but we're thinking about tracking down the person that just put an arrow. I can see... Is the elf still gone? There's literally nothing. He's gonna have to... Sirius's? Azariah? Yeah. Azariah has not come back yet. Hmm. Bizarre. Do we need to get another book? I would like... Have you tried hitting him with...

Honey, throw the book at him. I have a duck. You throw that at him. And throw the duck at you. So what's it say? I'm providing for weapons, Craig. Wait, wait, what's the number of the duck? You know, I'm out here. Pick up the duck and try to hit you with it. I think what we're going to try to do is chase down them, and get out of the way, and trap them down. Okay. Unless you have any other suggestions. Well, we don't know what this is. But he's going to stay in jail.

We don't know what he's talking about. No, no, he's coming. As you guys are having a conversation, I just thought you were aware that in the background, Barry's trying to bounce him with his duck. Barry's got the duck, and one time, the girl is swiping at him, just trying to dab him with it. He'll go with you. What? You summoned him. It's your problem. We don't know where Azariah is, and we don't know where that creature ran off to. I think you're wrong, too. They have medication for that.

Flower. You know. I maintain I got to compete it. Which is my usual M.O. The next flower is a rose with salt. Oh no! I maintain I goddamn need it. Mama didn't raise no one. Okay. You take three points of piercing damage. That's not worth it. So, okay. So, we agree. You keep the potato. We go off and help you out. You take two. My name is Oculus. And I'm looking right here. I'm talking to you, potato. Tripod, please. Out of character. Can I just say I love that you guys called him a potato.

And I enjoy that he calls you tripod in the first place. Tripod, please. Like, please, tripod, please. I am actually regretting my decision, though. Because I was going to take that. How does it smell? You know, I can do that. I just can't believe she's on. See you. Is there more books that we should get? I don't know what to give you. I keep trying to give you this one. I am not stuck. But it was a book. Not a book no more. You can't even read it.

Milky, you're telling me it's a book. I'm still like... Can you even read? No! I don't have enough eyes. You sure got enough legs. Watch the ground. Did you see me kill two men with them earlier? Please. I shouldn't say that to them earlier. People might be worthlessness.

I don't know what the last part you said, my tongue gets out like Barry like stop trying to get your bear things out of your t-shirt he backs right off you sure you don't want to get your hair, you're gonna take me I go back and hang out with the wolf he does not belong in this crowd. That's probably true but he belongs more to your group than he does to this group.

Listen, just because we have a thing about not having the prescribed number of limbs in this group does not mean that we need that in here. I mean, you have one. Can we start counting? You're fine. You're fine. We'll find the bats. Bats are on thin ice anyway. You have eight. You have four. You have two. You have three. You need zero. Oh! That's cool. Because I added the limb, there's just way too many of them. There's eyes on the end, I don't know. Yeah, I don't like that.

You have to fall in your chair. Yeah, it doesn't help me. I got spliced on. I got spliced on. Okay, does anyone need a rest or anything? I'm fine. I hold the splice. I do not touch you. I float away. I would love a rest. When you rest, you get your points back. Yeah. Why are you... No, you need to follow. The track is getting cold. I can't stop. Do you know what a track is? What? You have enough? No. Just eyes. It's one skill. It's a one trick potato. I will. What are you guys doing?

You try your second random. Are you listening to tracks? Yeah, I guess you can do that not on your... Like when we're not in an issue. It's a D10. It's a D10 plus 11. Quite a lot. D10 plus 11. Let's do the D11. No, it's not what we're talking about. Yep, that one. Zero is a ten. Cool, so that's going to get you 14 points. That puts you at 12. No, she was counting up. She puts her points up. Yeah, which is...

You guys know nothing about We know nothing about Jano He has not even offered He sends in worship From the jungle Hey yeah, Like no one You don't log into a party I already kissed my Cool. Yeah so it depends I usually write how many hip ones I have left So you're basically at minus 13 hip ones right now If you want to put a minus on it and you remember because I thought you were talking about my voice. Yeah, you can change that. So you have most of your health back.

And if we rest for like an hour, you'll get that. You'll get that skill back. Are you trying to track? I don't know. Probably. I personally can't track, but it's probably a good idea to try to track. Was there like a hole in the hedge or something? How the frick did that thing get through? Yeah. What kind of skill? Skill related to the Unseelie Court. Okay, because if it played phasing in and out of existence like you can't track it.

Well, you've already been told that the Unseelie Court's castle is surrounded by four-foot steel spikes. Right, but I know the name of the thing. The thing? Essentially, I assume they did it. What? They placed that through the floor. Yeah. So those fake creatures, you know how I just didn't tell for it? Yeah. A lot of fake creatures can do that. Well, you're technically not a fake. Did my bear friends do that? Hmm? No, I think not when they're trapped in that fair body.

Once they go back to the fair, the regular body, when they're here, in time for you, it was fair. In time. I'm really excited to live after this, but I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say you say the answer. But my turning into the. End of mostly just any pressure on the day.

That'd be well liked yeah I'm sorry they did not warn me about that I mean I've been coming here for like a year and they could not have been warned not to, they must really like you, before that i'm really tired so does anyone else need a rest or do we get like this truck i mean can't you try why don't we try to track it and if we can't track it anyway i'm taking it out the other thing is do you need to do something with those boxes you're a druid very close over and start to eat one of them

oh my god wait don't they just eventually anybody's in here it's better if we put them in here i'll put it in the belly all right this is gonna get real rocky but i can do You can do the drill pass. You can do the mold art and save the body. There's gonna be a lot of weird shit happening. I mean define weird shit. Why don't you take a step back? I'm radically- Define weird- I'm blue. Then why? Cause I'm really green. I'm green! Are we gonna get more like this? Just step back. I'm back. I'm back.

I'm happy. Can I move fast? Yeah, now we're all gonna stay nice and far away from that. Do good stuff. Yeah. We believe in you champ! Look, the Earth is molded like it is there. If I do it from underneath, it goes down and I put it back up. Yeah, like at the end of that excellent Star Wars movie that you know. She molded us there. Aww, adorable. Yeah, it's pretty cute. Thank god she finally connected with Tad. Right? Did anything happen?

What do you mean? It's their body under Earth. Did any wild magic nonsense happen? Hell yeah. Why do you think they backed up? I do not think. Five. Three. Four. Three. And then losing track. Sorry, strike a line. I'm a play. Nah, he drank before that, I think. No, he told me he didn't. Caster leaves monster-shaped footprints instead of his own until they dispel that. Well, that's going to make tracking real hard. Now you're blue. Now you're blue. No, you. You leave monster-shaped footprints.

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. That's the kind of thing So that's until That's until Someone casts A spell magic on you Good lord So that's right up there With the blue I walk over to the other one Leave a Monster in my face What is a monster footprint? It's usually like A giant footprint Is it like Oh dude Is this like Death Stranding You just need to have Like creepy handprints Is it like a feet? I'll let you choose what the monster feet look like. I will spend all week doing

that. I will not make a decision. Okay. I walk on the other one and mold it under. Okay. Duck feet are not monster. I mean, the death print is like that big, and then I would absolutely eat that other monster. Not the feet again. Your feet, yeah, that's your footprints. So the body and about 200 or 800 pounds of dirt underneath. Just like a pole? You, yeah, you were standing on that dirt. You fall down. I was standing like five feet back.

Yeah, but within 10 feet of you. Okay, I blinked back 30 feet. So basically, here's what it reads then. A thousand pounds of non-living matter within 10 feet of you, Van. I blinked back 30 feet. And you were like, shh. Well, the body's gone. I said, uh, I showed, like, just had my bag. I can look at it and think all of a sudden, and I turn around and look at you and go, Hey. Mr. Carpenter. You can play a real big tree in there now. It's like he pre-dug that tree hole for you. I'm at your feet.

Well, that's fine. And I go all over the magic carpet and jump on it. Why did you excavate a small hole over there and a very large hole over there? I have a question. I'm going to be honest with you. Get back at us. Are you leaving three monster footprints, or are you sometimes leaving four monster footprints and three feet? No, it's three. Okay. I'm on the magic carpet now because the footprint that he doesn't eat. Oh, I'm on the glowing magic carpet Yeah, no, no, I'm looking the inside for

12 days. Yeah, where you going? Yeah, I'm pretty good. Okay. Well survival. I'm gonna keep the hell back. Yeah, I'm possible You know, I can get the data today because the keyed smell That's right. That's me. Yeah. Yeah, so you're both those in the air force for the highest, You don't really see anything? Hey, eyes, eyes, potato fist. Yeah. Go look at that. You see anything that she doesn't? Should I look around? I would deeply appreciate that. Aren't you always looking around?

Do you ever stop looking around? It's better. Yeah. Well, that's why I know you. Frank was not Frank was, but that's me at some point during that. Okay. Oculus, Oculus!

Because we got one. How Mayara flies up and says, I think they were using, what's that spell? Pass without retreat. I think that's how they kept getting in and out without anyone noticing. Well, do you know what's... yeah, alright. So this means we can't track them? I don't know that it means you can't track them, it just means it's really extremely difficult. Everyone's done things like that. Well, I mean, I don't know. We know that there's one point in the whole unsealed and dumb movie.

Montana. Yeah. But that's still in effect, how we get there. I think she wants you to cast stealth. I was told you were opening a gate to the paywalls. That's my line. If the paywall is the last gate I open, ask them. You mean that dude you killed? Mm-hmm. I'm just saying, I can't control where the gate is. Even if we get lucky enough and another gate opens, it might not be the paywall. Or maybe he keeps moving it. You keep doing it? Yeah, just keep moving it to Earth.

There could be worse things. He's like, what if I cast this spell and then I explode?

Why are you laughing we just met, friendship of champions over, russia's new best friend i hope nobody knows that name i was if i quoted you i'd have to quote You have any idea what we should do next? I mean, so we have this book, so we're being attacked by them. I don't think we are. We're not being attacked. The druids are being attacked. I really like her. Can he turn himself into a rougher duck? They won't be able to find it. I can't. It's actually a duck? It looks like a duck.

I mean maybe I can scry don't have the spell prepared but tomorrow I can prepare yeah I mean you wouldn't be using that anyway I have a spoon full of time with you listen buddy can you scry no, I cannot stress this enough nobody's keeping you here I have nowhere to go and I don't know how I got here! Potato is? I don't know what potato is! That's what it is! It's Oculus, that's the latest thing! Why does everyone keep calling you Potato? I have no idea!

My full name is Ice Potato Face, but we call him Potato for sure. Ice Potato Face! No, they do not know me! I would prefer you to call me Oculus, that's the latest thing! Pervert me? As far as you can go, I'll get it, please, please. Why? That is my name. What is your name? My name is Milkier. Milkier. Milkier. Not Milkier. Why? Why does everyone get this wrong? Where are you from? I am from another plane of existence where I'm trying to become a man. Something more. What plane, you beast?

And what is it you seek to become how are you going to get there you are a beholder, he squeaks? Ha ha ha! so roll with advantage So you roll advantage and add your stealth, which you're proficient in. So both d20s pick the higher one. No, not stealth. The hit. Oh, she's trying to sneak, though. Yeah, no. He doesn't know this. Okay. What's your higher one? What? Add five. What? I got a pass of a 14. How about a 17, Sam? For what? To hit you? To hit? Mm-hmm. Do I know?

Do you know what? That she's coming at me. Roll perception. So then she doesn't need to sneak. Natural one. Roll. Okay, roll your sneak. She has plus six in her snow. What's your plus? My colon's not this poor. Like, just bare minimum, she has a seven. Okay, I'm not high enough. So Stephanie gets you. Okay, so you get bitten.

You bit him. Do you sleep? No, I scream. Perry is literally like on the floor rolling, laughing. I will turn around and use paralyzing breath. So, roll your dice. Why did she roll for that? DC 13. No, con deck. Paralyze, I think. Oh, okay. So you roll a d20, and you're going to add your con save, which is No, you're con 2. You have proficiency in that. Your con save is 5. 17. Plus 5? All of a sudden, everyone around notices Notices that one eye kind of like, how do you want it to describe it?

It will come out and flutter. And get a little fluttered with every look like. So a green ray shoots out of the fluttering eye and shoots towards her and not. Listen, I ain't got the money to take a lawsuit from you. Yeah. And take another step. Did you? He didn't sweep up. He's kind of strange. I would like to point out to the group that this is... This is like when the Mighty Ducks invited Dean Portman to be on the team and Colton Reed got more violent.

That's bad. We get the Colby. Colbert from the Mighty Ducks. Sean Weiss. Yeah. He's not struggling. Okay, so we're going to pass you there. you're going to try to figure out how to scry on your elf friend. Name is, right? Zariah says Zariah. Does anyone have any other suggestions for what we do? I will even include Oculus. Please? Oculus 10 a bit. Sweet bread.

What am I rolling for that? Out of character, it's offensive for you to ever refer to any has only half of its name because they have a brain that has two minds and they're jealous of each other so if you only refer to one they think that you're out of shape. Barry just drops to the ground and starts napping I flood up and agree with it are you a bard did you just cast catnap I got a three on that save Okay, I see my alert. I just realized that that was a pun.

I'm sorry. If you can hear that anytime, we'll try to get you out of here. Thank you. I hate the fact that you shot Barry up. I love the fact that you shot Barry up. Sorry, let me rephrase. Barry would hate this if you didn't sleep enough. Barry didn't get those good new key points back. Kira, thoughts on the plan? the short-term plan is to just crash here, teaching guards? I think that until we figure out what we need to do, we're going to cry.

I think that also makes sense because if we're going to do anything, we need to have all the information we get. And I totally dream so much. Is that something that you do often? I set the location, and I demonstrate it. That's it? It's a sweet city. I'm disappointed. I don't know. Demonstrate. She screams for you, but not, Becca does not scream for you, because Becca is. That is not very romantic. I'm saying something that's a little bit better. I'm not gonna yell.

You got nothing romantic to go on. I mean, it's magical to me. Yeah, that's a nice try. It's even magical to us. I'm back. Way to go. It saved ourselves during watch and through the middle of the night. Us? I just got here. Well, you'll be part of us soon. I'll have to go. I'll have to truck. Line up, bud. Line up, bud. Line up, bud. I did not touch the ground. Oh, God. You, in the beginning, you said something about worshipping you? Yes, you should.

Does that happen often? I am God, and you have work to do for me. Oh, wow. Who is working God for? Other people. Nice. What are these people called? They're not the Lord of the Hunt or the Hunt... No, they are the servants of Oculus, basically. Oh, I heard they were called that. They were called what? Callable. Those people are... Oh, wait. I know you want to say it. Say it. I want to say it. There. Oh, yes. This is very nice. Thank you. Well, you can worship me too.

Yes, worship you too. Me and everybody. I'm going. Are we going to watch it? Not very. Barry like woke up after the sleeper and went back like, what happened this morning? Alright, I'll do the first one. I will. I don't know about that. I can take a watch now because I don't have dark vision. What's next up? What? The carpet glow. That's true. Yeah, it's a very 5 by 10 foot right light. It's called this. I don't know. I don't know.

Who wants watch two? Who wants watch three? I'll take a watch. You're up. I can take one, too. Are you like a dolphin and only have to bring this with you? Could be. She's tried that with a lot of needles. He didn't sleep. Do you truly like a dolphin? I don't sleep. I don't sleep. Do it in his eyes sometimes, too. Can I roll for a few seconds? Yep. The one... Is that what that was? It's fine. Okay. You don't know there's anything.

I will take it. That's one. You have that advantage, really? You can be second. Can I take it? Yeah. Please don't. I said. How about you? You don't know the theory. A little bit more. Yeah. Mary? Oh, are you taking the third one? Yeah. Here we are. Kiera? Roll perception. Is it advantage with Kieran? Sure. Yes, sir. Especially if you're going to break it. Oh, yeah, that's very natural. What's wrong with that? What are you screwing, Keith-Wad? No, I'm not gonna screw that.

I mean, look, this guy's good. I mean, it suits him right now. So now this is a little longer, right? Well, then I sleep. No. And if you're using, like, action things, then you get it. You'd have a great bromance. You'd be the freaking wrecking ball. Could just be an actual moment. That's a good dude. Could be Robin. I mean, Barry also tests you a lot. I was successful. Barry was testing for solidness and then Barry was trying to balance but the

fact that you actually got beaten is definitely solidness covered. What did you write? Yeah, it's a combination. It's a little bit of race. You're level 5, right? Not yet. We did not level up. We did not level up. Okay. Here, you notice something else flying into the room. Susan E. Is this Susan E. back from the dump? It is not choosing E. Florina. I hate the way it's on at the same time. I hate the way it's on. As you are screaming alert, it flies towards you. Roll initiative.

This is the paraben. Well, that would be someone else's character. That's funny, and then you ask. Is your section going to be proper? No, she's going to be back next week. Are we all wrong? Yeah. Oh, man, my initiative is not ideal. My initiative is the same. Well, that is what you do, yes? That is me. I should have let it sit. Doug, did you catch that initiative? What was it? So what'd you get? Eleven. Eleven. What'd you get? Eighteen. What'd you get? I tied it to your.

I'm going to do it plus three. One. Thirty-twenty. It's a huge tie for initiative. Also, lean and roll initiative. Kira, what'd you get? I'm saying calories. What'd you get there? Eleven. But a slightly better eleven than champion. And, honey, what's your... They're all two. Zero? No, I'm three. You're one. I'm two zero. Wow, this thing, they roll bad. Oculus Tentacles. Ah, there's Whitney from my slumber, you scumbag. Is this just mockery? Okay. Is this just mockery?

That's a wisdom say? Yeah. What is your say? 14. You don't do this with cure, right? He's a border guard. He was the one who was screaming. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Rippinstar, too. 51. So that's your turn? Nothing happened. Wait, hold on. Oh, yeah. Is he... No, we're good. You're almost back over there. 69 is the end of balance. He specifically planned to have a... One instance of... This creature. What's it look like? It looks like a flying bug creature with

a spear. year. The natural? Or like the adventures of the live show? Oh, yeah, no, it's not. I heard them do that. Yeah, I didn't listen to that one. I tried so hard to know. It is definitely trying to argue. And your bat person just screamed help, help, invade us or something like that. No, that was also unparent. Unfortunately, I can do his voice easier than anyone else's voice. Save me, save me! There are people within Flash, either of them, right? Yeah.

So I can hit. Do you get some good attack tactics? Yeah, so we can do a attack attack. Okay, you can attack with advantage. The D20s, throw them both, and then add the pyro on that side. That hits. Yeah, you are 2d6, plus 3. No. No death. And it has to make a strength, because I have a regret card. Play the check. That fails. So it's strong. Now you can bite it again. 2d6 again. Yep. A little bit higher one. A little bit higher one. High again. 9 hits. Can I do 2d6 again?

Do a strength check where you can have more crowns. Add 3. 13 damage. Yeah, so I can use it. No, no. We've done it already. Everybody else is going to stay asleep, to be honest. Barry? He's going to do a full run. I have to go like full movement to be doing it, otherwise I would. Run in a sprint from toilet seat. Would that work? It would, but I think it would have a high level of fear. Oh, because I'm already with a band link. He would take that.

I kind of want to. It's prone, though. Yeah, so it would have to disadvantage. I wonder if he'll be able to. Just very. Yeah, he's still there. Maybe he'll even see that leaves his dad. It's a very good feeling. There's a loop we're gonna grow. It has disadvantage to attack opportunity. It's pretty good. Yeah. It's happening. Actually, that's not even with this event. Fine. Okay. Buried as a freaking loop. Comes out again. Wow. DC 14. I should not have given it.

DC 14 deck save. Does it have disadvantage if it's prone? Yeah. And it has disadvantage if it's prone? 16 plus what is advantage oh 10 plus 2, you two are a big problem we are appalling here's the thing I was talking to Kayla I was like first of all magic's hard when you do second of all we need more just like muscle in this group because we got a lot of distance I can't weight up the difficulty oh baby 26, nope 30, so as you pan in to hitting this thing with your metal boots.

Like, you ever seen what's left after you grab your flip-flop because you saw a thousand-legger on the wall? Oh, no. That's what you see on the ground. I love my stupid boots. I love them so much. Just remember, you have disadvantage in swimming. You can't while wearing them. Your whole time I wanted to give you a short ad for how to beatbox. Peace. Perfect. Oh, no. Yeah, those are bad. So, it's dead. Teamwork. Good combat.

I will. Next time, let's just wake up Beast, too, and the rest of us get to sleep. Honey comes lumbering back to me. What a mystery. Murder. So, what are you going to do? Finish any of your rest? Yeah, I'm going to go to sleep. I'll finish my tea. You'd finish the night with no problems. You think that might have just been a random wanderer. I don't even know what it was. I'm sorry. That wasn't paying attention. It was a weird bug thing with his feet. Okay, yeah, definitely.

Word got out to the rest of the swamp and it was a bug saw and it showed us a animal. Shh. Yeah. Yeah. I think maybe you shouldn't let me loop around. Maybe we should make it like... Hey, don't give up stuff. Seriously, do not give up anything. You took your full movement! I did, yeah. It was like the, um, for panthers, for their pouncing, it has to be a straight line. Like, it's specified as a straight line. And you have a clap for your movement, so it's like, up and up.

So it's harder and harder and harder to get your full movement. So you mentioned Arabian Rue, it's 30 feet by 30 feet, and you're gonna be like, My movement's 75 feet! I can't use these anymore! I agree! Yeah, but by the time we use that, I'll be able to fade through darkness.

And you would think it was Florida no she's just like I'm not saying I am, it's lower it's like Goku working out with the she's a very strong guy yeah like I'm saying like Goku with the weighted armband and boots like right yeah like the first time Goku takes off and what did he do like I'd say he took off and then all my fur stands on end I turn blonde it's terrible, have you like a picture of the of this place I think Jack covered you the muscles

was like a little more here a little more here i don't understand how cpu works what was not there you go that's a lie. You know what with the tentacle oh it's a door like your cat it's a door it's adorably got the blood of dozens on it that's it's adorable thirsty get the blood out okay yeah i don't like the backseat of this is a paradise maybe she's not in frame anymore i just hear like echoing so the mini i used was a crawl when we had warrior which it's from revon rapica.

How do i say revon i think we will wait until unless somebody wants to like be an animal it's until the druid wakes up and goes how long what do you mean be an animal, Hey, we're staying at his place. We grew up in a barn. Oh, you mean being an animal. Well, we kind of grew up in a barn. You grew up in a barn? I mean, yes, but you know, same deal. We grew up on a hut in his goblins in the middle of nowhere.

That's insane. Yeah, I don't know where I grew up. And I grew more of them in an instant, like two days ago. Yeah, that's why you put an age ten years. I wouldn't wake him up. I can tell them, I am possessed by you people, I won't live long as I stand. Milqueen, wake up. Milqueen, wake up. Milqueen, wake up. What? It's time? I thought they wanted to wait until we say goodbye. It's time for what? We're leaving. No, we're not. We're leaving. No, we're not.

No, but where are you going? I don't know why he woke me up. He's not in on the plan. What plan? Whenever you're ready, you're going to scry on. Yeah. Scry on your own Scry on the Elf Oh, Azariah, right So you know who you're scrying on Why aren't you asking to do it? Please! He starts to scry It takes about ten minutes He starts to cry I don't know, just float around him Like, I'm on All four of us But outside I am I'll go for it. Oh my.

No. Please do not try to change me! I will maintain it all. Please! You tag on the floor then. What are you doing? Did you not see me old friend? Now I have to start over. Ha ha ha ha! That's the point. It's happening all the time. Boo. How do you? Do you, Boo? What do you mean? I do not poop, I do not eat. I undid that one. Because I... ...must eat. Gods do not eat. That's a lie. Why? How many times have you met other than me? Plus it says that we're supposed to worship the exs, right?

Yeah, I think that was just more of a, like, death trip. Oh, okay. He did say something. He kinda did, Barry. Sort of like how they sell barn houses with a kitchen, you know. Thank you, Barry. False start over. Again? Why would you start the spell for the third time? Geez. Barry is trying to- Screaming at him makes this take longer. Barry is trying to touch Occam, but also gently trying to herd him away from the viewer by forcing him away by constantly just trying to touch him.

So now it's just double that. Because now there's a very large gap. Can you just go in silence or do you need to say something? I don't need anything. Can you just make it real quiet so he can't hear? Oh, I got you. Oh, yeah. I can't silence on the whole thing.

Telepathically. My ears are going to be stung, Kevin. Melchior's not screaming, but no looking at him. And also, I realize I can't adapt in silence. Never mind. That's why I asked. Yeah, I know. Wait, did you know that ahead of time? I thought I wouldn't have kept silent. I just thought that might keep going. No, you don't need to keep silent. That's fine. Actually, because at this rate, I have time for a short rest before we get anywhere.

Yeah. Get all that back. Well, the long rest wasn't exactly finished before you moved Melchior, either. I thought I said that after we finished the long rest. He will help you out early. So, Malkyria is trying to cast Cry. I popped my head with silence. Okay, he's gone. The boats are here. No, no, silence is still up, so you said that out loud. Out loud? I need to start shaking. Good. I growl. Have I ever explained to you Do you know what the swamp really is? No!

It's more of a delta. 30 times in there, really. Hold on. Alright, if this is a delta, why don't you go back? It's an airline. I was trying to think of a funny or a swamp. So, this would be the ocean. The Delta will be here. The main water source for the Delta here. I believe you know this area of the Goblin Village. Yes, I do. You've been there many times. I'm like, we keep committing murder there, like lots of murder. Take my pen and a paper.

Shit. We don't look at the face and people that bother us. We're a little pitter-patter about hearing the eye of the Delta. The eye, you say? The eye. Where is it? Stop. There is a cave near a forest by the sea. Down by the bay, down by the bay. She is tied up there. Who? Azariah. And.

Azariah is tied up there. There are red marks on her back. And I saw the top goblin creature. Red mark. You're right, we should have gone after it. We tried. We did try. Killing is good. Killing's always been good, Kieran. It depends on the situation. You, I would say, use the average between all of you. Did you have a license to kill? No. We have a license to kill!

No, I did not say. Which way is the ocean? South. And west. While you're drawing in there, do you want to just add in more details on here? We'll say the castle was over here, or we'll say Robin Hut is over here. Do we have to worship him like a certain number of times? Every once. No. Would you tell him a favor? I think it's just going to be super- I'm okay with this. Not you. I don't remember.

We'll know then. We'll know then. I think if he took both of us into agreement, no offense, but I think he would assume he would be willing to participate. That's a really cool question. What a sentence. What amazing sentences we get to put together in a game. God, no. I don't like somebody. Right now. I was just going to say he's a meatball with spaghetti. He's a flying spaghetti monster. What? Oh! I was going to say he's a flying spaghetti monster. you're a finger guy.

Okay. We're going to try to go to get your health, Brad. Yeah. Honestly, I think it just needed something to do at this point. Does that make sense? I'm deeply invested in Soraya's health. I can't say that word. I'm sorry. I am crying! Now will psoriasis get us to... The Feywild! What's your actual name? Azariah. That's the only thing that's not accurate. Will we? Will she get us to the Feywild? Sorry, I have to read your page. You need my...

It's really... It's really... It's like coffee though. Down there. I love it then gluten crate yeah it's uh they tore apart my so I'm out the dino wolf is about equal weight to the kangaroo rock shelter? Probably you should all be able to travel in the carpet rock shelter you may want to wait till morning when you've finished your ride yeah I'll try I think I need to sleep. I honestly thought we had rested. If I keep trying to get you, will you let me sleep again? No. Wait in the carpet.

We're not leaving until we all finish our rest. Baby. Babies. Baby. I took the first part. Do you have any babies? Baby. Well, the final watch was happening. And then you woke me up. Yeah. Oh. No, no, no. We had like an hour left until dawn. Him, her, it. What did you say? Them? Oculus? No pronouns. Oculus? Only potatoes. Only potato. It was potato. Dims are? If you have a baby, would it be a tater tot? That's a good question. I think so. If you had a baby, would it be a spider?

Maybe, but can I know enough about my own biology to answer that question? You are asleep. You can finish your rat. Thank God. I'm the longest I sleep.

There was a lady that was spending eight hours. For all of us to get eight hours, the rest had to be one million hours. Yeah, but the rest does not have to be sleeping, right? Yeah, for watching, it's narrowing. If nothing happens. The rest is more just sitting on your own gait. I sleep all the time. By your own party members. Not our potatoes. Remember it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's all the potatoes. Everybody keep an eye out for us.

I got an inspiration! She did two buns in a row. Now we're related. She said she made an assault joke and then peppered with questions. That's fair. Like the first one of the game. Hey, go ahead, Josh. It's a good topic. Frank, one more and you pass it. You gotta catch it. You two can share. You have one between Just like your brain cells, I'm not your brain cells You have two brain cells It's one lost and the other one got Oh no Okay,

You know where to go Yes we do You may know what to do Murder What was the answer? Most power. Rescue. Rescue? Rescue. Rescue. Now, how fast can you... How fast? Horizontal. Like, you know... How do you work? On the carpet? Yeah, you could. Good. Can you... How strong... On the carpet. You don't have a teacher. I do. What? I do. Yeah, yeah, see. Well, I'm a big bullet. Oh, I forgot you had a matter of that. He's like, you know, link feeling black on purpose of now. This is what the game, What?

Because they can't focus on anything? What was that? I like how you say they, Mike. What? Mr. I spent an entire session taming an NPC dragon and then forced the DM to take it with us for three months. Listen, we didn't record the first half, but the second half is going to be super emotional. sure. It is. Oh, look, it's time to go home. The critters have located Azariah, though they never call her by that name. With the help of Melchior and his scrying spell, now they plan to travel.

But how does a floating meatball sit on a flying carpet? I guess we'll find out. Music.