Josh and Andy take over the band that shall not be named in every way. The band had it's AGM last week and Fooko became President, adding to his other titles of Pipe Major and Drum Sergeant. With Josh as VP and Pipe Sergeant, let the beatings begin. Bring on the 2020 as we are bringing this sh*t home! Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in May at www.chanterrant.com/serviceband ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representat...
Dec 22, 2019•1 hr 40 min
90 or so episodes later, Angel returns to the pod to face the wrath of the tiger balm after losing a bet to Fusco. The boys get AMAZING gifts from Beer Boy Brad, and the concert recap for The Band Who Shall Not Be Named devolves into roughly 15 dubstep rants with each of the boys taking a turn. Angel berates a disabled person in front of a live concert audience, and the gents get into a conversation about loyalty, suffering, and feeling that sweet sweet burn on your nethers---enjoy! Does your tu...
Dec 14, 2019•1 hr 33 min
It's the night before The Band Who Shall Not Be Named's Concert, and the Chanter Rant boys are joined by none other than Callum Blowmont and Cobra Hoinacki themselves! Fooko has no voice, the guests have no jokes, and Josh has no talent, yet they still manage to dive deep into piping theory on being an inspired bagpipe tutor, a willingness to be wrong, and their highest highs and lowest lows throughout their "careers". Does your tuning need a little work? Check out the Dojo U Tuning Clinic in Ma...
Dec 07, 2019•1 hr 49 min
In the aftermath of the critically ashamed dominatrix episode, the Chanter Rant boys jump headfirst into a lengthy discussion about bagpipe tone, including whether or not instructors should be allowed to tune soloists, who has the most boner-inducing High A, and the most metal bagpipe note. Next thing you know, Fooko sprains his ankle and they take a hard right into what they’re truly thankful for this Thanksgiving, the end of the Band Who Shall Not Be Named’s annual concert. Does your tuning ne...
Nov 27, 2019•1 hr 55 min
WARNING WARNING WARNING This episode is not for the weak of stomach. We are not kidding. Super adult stuff here... be warned. The world is a scary place. The boys do the usual emails and voicemails responding to recent pipe band events and what not and then Eric Evenhuis calls in to open his gift from Fooko. After the break, Maegan the Dominatrix joins the show to tell the interesting and horrific stories of being a Dom in Las Vegas and California. Seriously, if you are put off by weird ass sexu...
Nov 22, 2019•1 hr 40 min
It's time to burn some bridges folks! Josh goes all Dubstep on this bitch! And just like the music, it's bad news. After catching up on some back logged emails, the guys get into a new thing called the "Try of the Week". After the break, they go back to the long debated topic of band hopping in a segment called Dead Ringers. They also play a game where they defend the opposite point from last time because why not. It drunkenly goes wrong and devolves into madness. What is the hell is happening! ...
Nov 15, 2019•1 hr 38 min
Chanter Rant C*nts Riding in Cars: A special road trip episode. Fooko is out of town working with Doogie in New Jersey so he records an episode touching on many controversial topics like pipe band competition rules, most hated people in Euspba. It's not nearly as boring as usual. Check it out! Special Guests: Kegan Sheehan, Andrew Douglas Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opini...
Nov 07, 2019•1 hr 42 min
It's a Chanter Rant spook-tacular show in time for Halloween. The guys catch up on weeks of emails and voicemails with a great gag pulled off by a listener to a certain famous piper. Then we get into the topic of the week, the scariest thing we could think of... intimacy. Don't miss these two horses asses talking horse pucky for 90 minutes. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** ...
Nov 01, 2019•1 hr 37 min
Can you find love in pipe band? The Chanter Rant boys sit down with two pipe band couples (three if you include Josh and Andy) to discuss finding our pipe band soulmates in the time of the human papillomavirus, as well as the answer to the true question----who the f*** is Cameron McDougall? GUESTS: Kegan, Cameron, Lorna, Katie Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expresse...
Oct 24, 2019•1 hr 19 min
Clan Ijeet goes down to Phoenix for the WUSPBA clinic with Jack Lee and Derek Cooper, but really they go for the sesh and Game of Drones. To defend their title, the guys have to dig deep creatively and then fail. So to find another way, they do coke and play the same tired old gag they always do. Will they pull it off? We don't remember so if you listen, let us know what happens. Oh yeah and Jack Lee gets on the mic. Glendale: can't find public link Mesa: https://www.facebook.com/kevin.j.nunez.1...
Oct 11, 2019•1 hr 26 min
The boys go deep on this one... balls deep into their anxieties and fears. Oh and fart into the microphone when things get too emotional. They talk about what it means to be a Pipe Band Bro, where Fooko likes to hide and then sing a rousing rendition of Put on a Happy Face. Let's tap that cervix with our feelings stick! Come on in! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions exp...
Oct 01, 2019•1 hr 28 min
The boys discuss pipe band technology while Bethea plays with hers. Topics of the day include the things we use to make pipe banding better or easier, boobs, and how come kids are so much better at this than the rest of us. Pop on in and take a listen! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 Pipe Band Fail of the Week: www.twitter.com/HighlandPaddyHK/status/1174544605594836992?s=09 Pipe Band Win of the Week: www.facebook.c...
Sep 27, 2019•1 hr 33 min
Beer Boy Brad joins the show and we learn almost nothing about him. Mostly the show is taken over by Mary Queen of Legs various emails, postcards and voicemails. The truth is learned through advertising of who plays what and wins. And that is really about it. Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for special dojouniversity.com offer. First month of premium membership for $1 Pipe Band Fail of the Week: www.facebook.com/brian.morgan.31924792/videos/10157116709986273/ Pipe Band Win of the Week: www.yo...
Sep 18, 2019•1 hr 8 min
On a very special episode, the guys record on a Wednesday because Josh will be out of town for the weekend. No audience, no stream, just two jerks in a room... old school style. The guys message Steven McWhirter to see if he'll come to Vegas for the Celtic TG concert, Andrew Douglas rejects #oneofthesix who asks him to do an interview, and other such nonsense this week. The topic goes on to why do people resist taking the advice of people that know more then them. Resistance is futile. Check it ...
Sep 11, 2019•1 hr 44 min
Josh and Andy are back from the post Worlds break. Thanks for waiting patiently everyone except Rab who harassed us non stop. Josh comes through on his lost bet and applies Tiger Balm to his privates. It's pretty GD funny. The guys get caught up on voicemails and emails and then give themselves tons of credit for getting a drum corp together that is working! Check it out! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your 12 month prepaid subscription for $249! That's $111 off the regular price! Pipe B...
Sep 06, 2019•1 hr 46 min
This ones a doozy! The boys get up at 4am, pound some gin and whiskey and comment over the Worlds Grade 1 Medley live stream for 3 hours. If you hang in for this one, you won't be sorry. Special guests call in to talk some poop as well. A real winner of an episode. And you get to find out who wins the bet and who has to wear Tiger Balm on their nuts on the next episode! Special guests: #FUJoeBrady, Ozzy Osbroad, Mary Queen of Legs, Random dude 1 and 2 and others. Check out chanterrant.com/suckle...
Aug 24, 2019•3 hr 12 min
Josh and Andy miss Scotland this time of year and lament not being at the Worlds. They discuss the pros and cons of going with your home band or joining a band overseas. Either way they totally contradict previous statements about boycotting Philip Worlds butt baby and highly recommend going. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your 12 month prepaid subscription for $249! That's $111 off the regular price! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://twitter.com/ChanterRant/status/1160035509554...
Aug 15, 2019•1 hr 35 min
The guys have lost all creativity and inspiration but churn out this crap anyway. They drunk dial their friends and cohorts very late at night trying to get any one to have a topic to talk about and when they get a hold of them, they hang up on them. Very bottom of the barrel humor here. Not quite sure "done is better than perfect" has worked for the Chanter Rant in this instance. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your 12 month prepaid subscription for $249! That's $111 off the regul...
Aug 09, 2019•1 hr 6 min
A special bonus for the six! The first episode of Chanter Rant Down Under! Two goons from Straya trying to talk about bagpipes while the third whispers "moist gash" into the phone. Best of luck making heads or tails of this one! Check out chanterrant.com/suckless for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get...
Aug 08, 2019•18 min
The boys are back in town and get down and dirty in this Canadian themed episode. The North American Championships at Maxville are coming up this weekend and they don't talk about it at all. But they do talk about the Scottish Championships and play some clips of the FM losing. In true Rant fashion though, they quickly go back to a serious discussion on the merits of a Prison Sally and if you don't know what that is, have a listen! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/chanterrant...
Jul 31, 2019•1 hr 5 min
Off they go to Flagstaff Arizona for a highland games. It is a wild disappointment for so many reasons, but mostly because Fooko pussed out and didn't rage on Saturday night. The catch up with surprise guests for a trip down memory lane and sit in on the most boring kitchen piping contest ever. Unfortunately for you the audience, they recorded it. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expr...
Jul 25, 2019•1 hr 3 min
The boys are back in town and all is back to normal, which means drinking and banter. Josh busts Fooko's balls about the Cahill episode, they talk about more editorials to the Scott Currie article, and mostly just more semi bagpipe related stuff. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipes Drums article - https://www.pipesdrums.com/article/editorial-no-reaction-is-inaction/ Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/watc...
Jul 18, 2019•1 hr 26 min
Josh bolts off to Reno for July 4th redneck activities, so the regulars draw straws and Cahill loses so he has to do the show with Fooko. They challenge Doogie for the most boring pipe band podcast and we'll let the listeners decide. Sorry about this one but hey... not all guest hosts can be #FUjoebrady. They get into how Cahill and Fooko met, the importance of pipe schools and make fun of each other as well as pipers in India. Happy listening! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for yo...
Jul 09, 2019•1 hr 11 min
The guys go into damage control mode by apologizing to Steven McWhirter and Big Rab. They ask the CR team to help out by submitting their own apologies as well. There is nothing like a good train wreck right? They also comment on the recent hub bub on the Piping Press with the brilliant response by Ty Fry. And of course make fun of people for sucking at pipes. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www....
Jul 03, 2019•1 hr 31 min
Fooko and MacGerkin head to Vista California for some highland games shenanigans. They drink too much and have a good time playing for sheets and generally being avoided. But they were able to Chanter Rant a couple unsuspecting people and get some good convo's in as well. Check it out! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which ...
Jun 30, 2019•41 min
The guys get it together sort of for this weeks episode. They get caught up on all sorts of voicemails and emails and then go back in time for Fooko to be the fail of the week. They talk some shit about Canadian bands and how America rules. Then they do a full review of Inverarary's new medley and Josh has some advice for Steven McWhirter. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o...
Jun 20, 2019•1 hr 38 min
Do not click play. Go directly to jail. We did this night. Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBK00Za5UA Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPedwnc5e_s ***Adult language and situations*** *** Opinions expressed here are not representative of any organization of which we belong*** Support the show at www.patreon.com/chanterrant and get your Chanter Ran...
Jun 12, 2019•1 hr 13 min
Fortunately the pipe band world is like a soap opera... never at a loss for material. Fooko gets told he is not as good as Jack Lee in a recent meeting with band members and decides to walk out on rehearsal. The boys go through the details of the post Vegas Games debacle that is the Band That Shall Not Be Named. Join us for some serious whining! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/AVkGyS7S4u...
Jun 04, 2019•1 hr 24 min
It's time once again for the depraved stories of pipe band life. This is a great episode to play for your new band mates. It will test them to see if they have what it takes to survive in this world of nerds shitting their pants and fornicating. Enjoy! Check out chanterrant.com/musicalcunnilingus for your $1 Premium Trial of Dojo University today! Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://twitter.com/ChanterRant/status/1132780683686846464 Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx7rX_Oh...
May 28, 2019•1 hr 27 min
The first major of the pipe band season happened this past weekend, and the results of the British Championships in Grade 2 were all over the place. The gents get into the need for a better system of judging, even though Closkelt still won and that is all that matters. Josh admits that Doogie is right and isn't that whats truly important? Pipe Band Fail of the Week: https://youtu.be/XlGLYTtzTAs Pipe Band Win of the Week: https://www.facebook.com/whiskyandtartan/videos/534633567061001/ ***Adult l...
May 22, 2019•1 hr 6 min
