Nutin’ Honey

SIMPI your kill? It's dead life, riguin everything from Jackson Vanilla to Chrispy. What in the Caucasian hell where you just dancing? Welcome to Serial Killers, episode one thirty four. Today is Monday. I hope you had a wonderful weekend. So you're just not going to address the dancing. What dancing? The dancing you just did? That was my little shaking its Beavis and butt head dance. Okay. I guess they're coming back, by the way they are. So it was

Red and Stimpy. Yeah, Red and Stimpy. I love you excited about that? You know they tried to bring it back. I remember on Spike TV in the early two thousands, huh and it was just so graphic and dirty that it just wasn't funny. See. I just feel like anything that's coming back now that was cool in the nineties or big in the nineties. Yeah, it's just they're going to try to be too politically correct and it's just

not going to be good. Yeah. Like the Rocos Modern Life reboot was I don't know, Like Rocos Modern Life what is that? Rocos Modern Life ran at the same time as ren and Stimpy, so the fact that you know one and not the other is confusing to me. Rend and Stimpy was much bigger. Okay, No, Rocos Modern Life was huge. I feel like I've heard of it. It wasn't that huge because I don't even know what it is. Goes Modern Life, Roccos Modern Life was Roco a dog I don't know, and he's from Australian. He

had an Australian accent. Hi, mate, Yeah, I just did. I just did a Canadian Australian. Okay, is Australian exactly? Welcome to Serial Killers. Today is Monday. Yeah great. How was your weekend? Which is wonderful? I did weekend thing? Oh yeah, I was still cleaning up a lot of debris from the icy storm. I see us says, what a stupid name for a tropical storm. Tropical storm is z I is so the one that happened three weeks ago. You're cleaning up checking there are still branches in my launch? Okay,

there are. You should have cleaned those up about two weekends. I've been very busy, it seems it. Well. This episode we were supposed to do with cereal that one of our listeners so graciously searched for and sent to us because we put the call out for that particular cereal. I'm not going to mention it, but if you follow us, you know what I'm talking about. And so we do have it in house, and we were supposed to do it today with Danielle. We'll have to keep listening for

us to try the exciting cereal. Yell had some sort of identity theft problem, so so we're not gonna be with her today. She's gonna join us probably in the next episode, so we can do it. So we do have another brand new cereal though, Okay, and this is another one that was not so widely talked about. I did see some pictures of it and I mentioned it a couple of episodes ago, and I'm just gonna go ahead and drag it out from the cereal sack. Oh it's Jeff, Hi, Jeff. I hope he doesn't come in

and ruin the whole episode. Yeah, it's probably gonna happen, right, So let me go down and grab it. You. I'm sure didn't know this was a thing. I probably didn't. It's new from Kellogg's. It's another variety of fruit loopsh what froot loops? Tropical? Yeah? Okay, what's the problem to cant stand? Look at him wearing the Hawaiian shirt? So what is it in mango Kiwi? I mean they're all going to taste the same. So they just made them

tropical colors pineapple, banana, orange, and mango. Okay, so orange double dips with regular fruit loops and tropical fruit loops. Cool. And you know Elvis was up here the other day to pick something up and he broke into the box and he's like so excited to see it. He said, pays like for loops and walked out. Oh so kelex for Loops limited Edition, a tropical with just regular old

creepy two can Sam not that new? Stupid cartoony one that they remember that one that they introduced that made felt that never no, no no no, that one, drugged out one, the cartoon that crazy weird. Yeah, but also they make him out of Felt. No, that's him, he's the regular one. They changed this one a little bit abound. No, the new one looks like he's made. No, he doesn't. The new one is a cartoon. He doesn't look like anything. Yes, hold on, please don't argue with a serial pro seriously

with the cereal pro. Okay, fine, you're an idiot, but you're right. Of course I'm right. Why would they make his beak like that? It's stupid. Look he looks like he's his eyes are so dilated. What didn't he do? They made him like an anime character. That's exactly right. And so they debut that in a commercial during the Kid's Choice Awards. But I've never seen it since, and I'm happy because I don't like that freakin thing. Why are you like I ever thought I would hear the

sentence I saw the new two? Can Sam debut during the Kid's Choiceors? What does it matter with you? That's my entertainment highlight of the year. I feel like kids would like our podcast. I think lots of kids do listen to our podcast, and because it's a family friendly podcast. Certain episodes, no, no, no, there's only one or two that has the E next to it. There's only two. Danielle curse one or two that would be a tv

PG L at the bottom for language. Yeah, yeah, I did say the brown word and like the first or second one. Yeah yeah, and then Danielle cursed in one. Wait until we get this as a YouTube page, everyone's gonna be like, oh my god, you guys are so great. They are. Yeah, but you're recording this one right because you said so. What we're gonna do the next time is a camera there, and I'm going to sit next to you. Don't sit next to me. You're drop it,

that's right. I don't need your drop all right? You ready? Yeah, all right, don't slurt please. He's right. No. It does have a tropical twist, there's no doubt about it. I do taste the pineapp Why are you doing that? Okay, so the tropical twist. Flintstone's vitamins used to have like there was good Flintstones vitamins and then there were bad ones. Sometimes the cherry one. The red one was like my favorite,

same thing with the grape. They had a specific flavor, and then sometimes you get a bottle of Flintstone vitamins and they would taste completely different. This tastes like the bad version of the Flintstones vitamins. I taste the pineapple. The pineapple is what comes through. I don't like it. It gets two bowls in a spoon. It's a fruit loop at the end of the day. So it's not terrible, but the flavor is a little vitamin E for my taste.

I don't see that, Sue. I like pineapple things. Yeah, so that's why I kind of like this pineapple sticky rice all day. Oh my god, I love pineapple ste Okay, I'm gonna give it three balls and a spoon. Okay, it's a little generous, but I mean that's your raining. It's not generous. It's still a bowl and a spoon away from five. Okay, it's a little generous in my opinion. I am oh in my opinion, yes, isn't there? I am ho also, and that's humble in my hottest opinion. Honest,

it's not humble opinion. It could be either or honest. Yeah, honest or humble. We'll just go with either war because people normally lie with their opinions. Okay, like you do? God, should we have another cereal Andrew? Of course? Shall you move on to the classic box? Yeah? That was a letdown, fruit loops, tropical letdown. I don't even know if the next box is classic. Okay, you won't like it. Does it a fruit in it? Nope? Well it's already all to a good start. Then it has honey and oats.

Oh god? Is it a Cashi Go cereal? Nope? And it crunches. Is it a Special K cereal? Nope? Is it a Nature's Valley cereal? No? Is it a Mom's Best? No? Is it a Can we stop doing this? Okay? There's one that you and it makes me sad that when I ask you, like, what do you think it is? You don't say it anymore. I wish it was cinnamon. There you go, all right, going down to the cereal sack for a Cascadian form. I know you hate them.

This one is honey oat crunch. Okay, wait, I almost my mom in the supermarket sent me this one, and I almost sent you a picture of it. Did we do this. Yeah, but then I didn't want to get yelled at, so I didn't text you. You know, you do have that list that I sent you. You should know it. I send it to you very frequently. I don't sit in my house and read the list on a daily basis. You don't have to do that. Can't

you just open it and search it in the document? No, because once it's once, it's once it's on a website, you're just going to be able to google your cereal on the site. Then I could be like, oh, we have tried it, and other people could be like, oh, yeah they did. Who are these people. There's not supposed to be people here. You're not even supposed to be here. I got it, granted an exception. What you said, I don't know anything about that. I think we should just

keep it quiet. For all we know. You're at your house right now, so your pizza oven, Andrew, is it hot today? No, my air conditioning still is on the fritz. However, they did spray for roaches today, so God bless it's very good. I'm glad you'll be roach free. Yeah, thank god. Well, they said if anything now is when they're going to come out because this is like they're getting evicted type of deal. Oh, because the COVID thing is running out

and they have to leave. No, because the spray is like hey, you in there, leave and then the roaches are like, oh my god, and then they raid pretty much. What's that raid? Yeah, like the spray, like the one that's sold in every supermarket. Do you have a roach motel at your house? What is that? Really? I don't. Actually mine isn't a roach hotel. It's a sticky pad roach motel. Whatever. It's a box that they just walk into. I have one of those. Yeah, no vacancy. All right,

Ready here we go. First of all, why are you slurping all of a sudden? I don't like this new thing. Slurping has a big problem for me. If I hear somebody slurp, I cringe and I'm going to punch him in the face. There's a commercial that we're playing on the station. Every time I know it's coming, at least he's gonna slurp. I turn it down. It makes me crazy. Don't slurp? Please, thank you two balls. I don't like it. A lot just happened. I'm gonna give that three bowls

actually no, I'll do two bowls in a spoon. It's decent. It's not great. If you don't get one of those granola clusters, it's no good. Yeah, no bueno, Yeah, not great. No, all right, well this is a very entertaining episode. What's next? I don't know you're seering the ship, so, oh, I know what we can do. Would you like to take a trip internationally? No, we can't because we're closed nobody,

no country once that's to apply to their man. Let's not take this trip because there's a trigger word that I need you to say in order for me to play this commercial because it will only make sense then, So let's wait until you say it and then I'll play it. Cereal Graveyard. Yeah, but because of the cereal that I was going to play like, it needs to come up in conversation and then I'm gonna go, oh really,

and then just play it. Yeah. I there are a lot of Cereals that stopped in production, and I, you know, hate the Cereal Graveyard. Let's just do this instead. Serial Killers in turn national but not if you're from the US. We do not want you because you have COVID. They're actually changing something. No, they actually changed the You can say no all you want. I heard it this morning, say no, oh I want? Which is what? If you fly right now to just say Australia, Australia will say

great for you go home. No. There are lots of countries now where it's okay to go to, like which ones? I don't know, but I heard it exactly so you didn't read the full story. We lessen the travel band for people coming in. However, other countries still have a right to say we don't want you in our cars. Everybody has that right. Yes, who is it? I don't know, pick enough it is, Come on answer answer hello, Hello, Hello,

your credit card has been compromised warranty. Oh great, keep the notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligability. I did, thank you so much by hang it off. Come on, we have Maylee to deal with here. Thank you so much. Meylee got a box from Meylee. And look at all the boxes. We have so many more to go through. There's so many people keep sending us

cereal Wow, thank you so much. Please get in touch with us direct message or Twitter or whatever, great and ask us how to send us cereal, and we'll give you the address and we will send you a shirt if we use your cereal on the show. This is an international cereal. You're ready, Andy, Yeah? From Meylee. The only thing I can read is jolly Pong. Okay, where is it from? I don't know. Can I see the bag? It's Asian, I can tell you that much. Can I

see the bag? Yeah? Thank you? And I feel like, oh, well, hold on, no, she wrote me a letter. Hey, I'll tell you. I should say she wrote us a letter. Sorry, she's a big fan of the podcast. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Here's what I can say about Jolly's Jolly Pong is an all time favorite of mine and a classic Korean cereal. Oh and she likes to eat it as a snack as well. During my early childhood years in South Korea, I ate it plain or with milk. She still eats it now. Nothing

has changed, Thank you so much? All right? So oh fun facts. These bags used to come with a small, waterproof, foldable paper spoon to scoop some right into your mouth. They don't include that anymore. The texture is ridiculous. Crunchy blah blah blahlah bla blah blah blah blah. Thank you so much, Melee. This is spectacular. And she's from Washington, DC. Did you know that there's also been a TikTok sound that everybody has been doing. TikTok's too. That's actually a

Russian cereal commercial. Really, yeah, we have to get some of that Russian cereal. I have to remember what it's called. It's a Russian commercial for a French cereal. All right. So in this bag of jolly pong, I don't know, looks like there might be tomatoes and lettuce and oranges and some bah choi perhaps, and some scallions. I don't know what any of these little pictures mean, but it looks like jolly fun. Don't open yours, will open mine? Okay, Okay.

Crown is the brand that makes it. I guess Crown. Look at that little guy on the back. I like him. What would you call him? Boba? Isn't that that thing that's full of water that's squatching around the pearls. When you go to like pink berry, you get boba on top. It's basically a tappy oka pearl. Okay, Yeah, I like him. His name is Boba. It smells a little coffee like, so you'll enjoy it. How about the dunkin donut Cereal?

Have we got that? It's called Duncan. They dropped the donuts about six months ago, and no, we have not gotten it yet because Post dropped the ball. And to quote our executive producer, who hasn't been here in months, yeah, you're being a turd, she says that. Yes, hi diamond. Oh wait a minute, wow, throwback. You haven't done that in months. Well, you know, I needed some nostalgia here on the shoe. Here you go. Here's the milk per Dairy Pure. How's that milk sponsor coming? By the way,

I don't know. I contacted the person you told me to, so it's in her hands. Oh all right, so nice try. Yeah, what's going on with the milk sponsor? Her? Here you go? Not the artist her? Yeah yeah, yeah, not her? Not her her? All right? Here we go? Oh jolly pung. Ready, this is just basically the one with the no. She's right. It is a very interesting texture on texture a loan. I rated highly. It's a honey smack. It is like a honey smack a less sugary honey smack. It tastes

a little bit burnt. Yeah, I love burnt. I give this four bowls. Mind if I try it dry, I mean, I'm gonna try something without milk. I have some okay, kind of weird without milk. It tastes like I picked up a cigarette butt off the street and started chewing the filter. I don't mind it. Four bowls turns the milk yellow, which is all the sugar coming off of it. So it's good milk. But it's not overly sugary, which I like, you know what. It has the consistency when

it's milky, of like the popcorn, but not the hard part. Yes, like the part that air pops. Yeah, it's very light and airy. Fam it's pretty good. I will give it three bowls in a spoon. I like it. Yeah, four bowls from me, all right? May you so much? Yeah, Maylee, thank you very much, much appreciate it, Thanks for thinking of us. That's it. We're out. How long was this episode? Eleven minutes? No, seventeen? Oh wow, can't believe we stretched

that long. Then again, I probably cut a lot of you out, so it's probably down to fifteen at this point you always do I really don't. Actually, yeah, I don't. I swear I don't. Uh huh, yeah, uh huh. What's what's the problem, Mandy. I don't know what's the problem with you? Nutting honey? Okay? That was it? Honey? Wow? Like eating day nothing honey? Oh you can tell me. Gwog honey frun So what makes it taste so good? Notting honey? Calling honey frunch? It's good? Private? What is

it notting honey? You love honey nuts. When you've got the special taste of nuts and honey all wrapped up in a hearty crunch, what more can you say? Looks good? Charge him? What is it? Callogs? Honey honey? You've definitely heard of nutting honey crunch when it's from the from the eighties and renties and early nineties. Again. So when I was two, yeah, okay, I'm sure your mom went to your dad and said, hey, uh, John, what are

you eating? And he's like nutting honey? And Donna was like, oh, John, no, that never happened in your house. I can guarantee you on my life, on my family's life, on everything I love. But you're eating cereal it's nutting honey. Cool. No, but it's something honey, all right, forget it. Kellogg's nutting honey crunch. It was a big thing in the eighties. Jeff, come here, I Jef, I want to forget about all that. None of that, Jeff, you've heard of nutting honey, right, the

cereal from the eighties. From the eighties. Of course, what are he there? Andrew nutting honey? Yeah? So cool. Andrew's like twelve years old, so he doesn't know that twenty nine. I am twenty nine. Well that was Kellog's nutting honey crunch, and I went away probably in the mid nineties or so, had a pretty good run, maybe ten fifteen years cool. Yeah, so screw you waiting for me to say what to do that. It just had a promptlem to say nutting honey. Cool. Yeah,

all right. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. This has been a very exciting episode. And what's the matter? Who is it? Who's on the phone? Andrew? I don't know, why do you care? Have a good week. Thank you for listening. Until we see you on Friday. Say nutting honey crunch, Andrew crunch runch. Oh yeah, but we didn't say like and subscribe any of that, I do it real quickly. Like it, We'll do it in the banter section. Go like it. Subscribe to podcast wherever you're listening. Make

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