Not So Proud

Today's Monday, June twelfth. This is Serial Killers, the podcast where we eat cereal breakfast cereal, and we let you know whether it's good or not, and then you, you know, choose on your own whether you're gonna go get it, love it, love it, love it. Okay, Now, Happy Pride, Andrew, Happy Pride, Scott. June is Pride month is very colorful, stupid band box here? Okay, and have some colorful cereal? Oh okay, yeah, sure, froot loops? Why would we have

fruit loops? I don't know, because it's a colorful serial Oh, the ones with the the Yabba dabadoo. Why would we have fruity pebbles? Guys? It's colorful? Did it? Three hundred episodes ago. Okay, well maybe they have a special Pride edition. No, okay, well do you want to eat? Sure? Okay, snap, crackle pop rice crispies. Okay, so I was very close, not at all, you could have any any colorful cereal, I mean colorful. You weren't close because these these are brand new.

I'm sorry, wait, can we just go back to that word colorful? Colorful? I've never heard you say it that way. Colorful. Yeah, you've had like a weird accent on that. These are rainbow crispies. They're snapped and crackle and pop. Who opened them? Well, they ate it on the show about a week ago. Oh, because Elvis couldn't wait. So I'm getting leftovers. No, I didn't try it, got it? I have not tried. I refuse to try it. Okay, because this podcast was most important.

Oh okay, well let me tell you. I ate the coconut granola one that you've had. I've been eating it in Diamond Studio this whole time. I fing loved that cereal. It's so good. Yeah, you missed that that. So these are not all rice. This is multi grain cereal. This is gonna be a different consistency than your traditional rice crispies. These are a little uh, I don't know, what do you call those cups? Kind of yeah, you know, scoops,

I guess. Now, way back in the day, they had marshmallow crispies, which were regular rice crispies with colorful marshmallows, and then there was fruity rice crispies, the same kind of thing with fruity marshmallows. So this is this is just completely different. It's fruity flavor. Now. This is if I had a guess, I would say, this is going to taste like what what what do you think if it's a fruity cereal and Kellogg's makes it, what do you think it's gonna taste? Like? What do you think?

Come on, Andrew, it's gonna taste like you were so good in that one episode Loops. Very good. Let's see. So back to me being right, Well, it took you about an hour and a half. Okay, enough with the phone. Come on, you got fifteen minutes here, just turn it off. Turn off the world. Now, surprisingly, very surprisingly, here we go. They smell like fruity pebbles. But I was right on both accounts. No, no, I said, they smell like fruity pebbles. They do well, No, no, no, hold on, they you

know what they smell like. Smell it again. Smell again. We guys show the shape too. They're way bigger. Smell it again. You know what? They smell like? Hawaiian punch. Now yes, now, okay, absolutely not, I say yes. No. Well, now nobody could see me because you put the box in my face. I put it in the front of us. Well, us is over here and I'm blocked, and you have a whole camera view. Now if you listen carefully, they still snap, crackle and pop. Oh they do right, ry

as Mr. People who hate that playful shape. It adds fun to every bite. I don't like that. It's a playful shape. You got yellow, orange, red, one, two things, purple, blue, green, rainbow. What you just said? This is rice Krispyes, the thing fruit loops. No, this is fruity pebbles. No, it's more fruit loops. I mean we want to fight right here. It's this is fruit loops in a different shape. Now, this to me tastes like fruity pebbles. You know nothing

about cereal or life. Well, this is my opinion. Am I allowed to have an opinion on my show. Your opinion is wrong, Okay, Well it's not, and folks can comment in the comments if they if they want to say something different. This tastes like fruity pebbles. Nope, A weaker version of it. Impossibility. It does not taste like fruit loops to me at all. I give it three bowls. I'm giving it four bowls in a spoon. It's very good. I don't and he's a little bit more fruity flavor.

But I also feel like this tastes like actual fruit, whereas fruit loops does not. There's like a weird crunch. There is a weird crunch to it, and I think that's one of the grains in the multi grain. Yeah, I don't like it. Rice flour, sugar, whole grain, oat flower, whole wheat flour, fruit toose two percent or less of canola oil. I see. I don't see any fruit flavors in here. Though it says there's natural flavors, I don't know. It feels like there's seeds in it. Well, now you're

being bought by the box. I don't care. It's so good. I'll just keep eating it. Okay, I'm I'm over it. I'm not because it's fruit loops in a different shape to me, to this reviewer, it is not like if it didn't have that weird little crunch, I would have given it five balls. But whatever grain that it's just got darker in here. Oh no, because the other studio went dark. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Eight grams a whole grains makes it sound healthy, but it's really not. Yeah,

there's no way that's healthy. But it's very rainbow e Yeah, so I wonder if they purposely like put it out right around this time of year, so it coincided with Pride month probably maybe right, Yeah, there's Crackle waving the rainbow flower. Let me tell you something not waving the rainbow flag. If it's any of them, it's Crackle, Okay, just saying, okay, you know I always thought, you know, Crackle, Okay, Scott, I like him though, all right, shall we move on? Sure?

This next cereal also new, so it shouldn't really you know, but it's also colorful, okay, so I thought it would fit the you know, hue of this episode. Okay, Now what I should have actually done is taken two four six eight dollars. You know, I used two, So that's why I counted in two and put it right in a paper shredder, because that's what I can tell you right off the bat, that we're going to vomit. We're going to spit things out. What is it like a

magic spoon. It's wonder Works. Oh no, fruity Keto friendly Cereal. No. Now, if you remember, we had the original WonderWorks while it was still under locking it. It was in a white box. Yeah, there was no logo. It just was white with blue letters. Because Secret Squirrel Joel got that four before it was even out on the market. Thanks Secret Squirrel Joel. Yeah, that was his really one big come through. I mean he's good. He actually texted me twice this week with

new Cereals that we don't have yet. But that one was hardcore because that came right from the General Mills repd hardcore man. We got secret Cereal boxes. Yeah, he took me into the office. It was a whole thing. No, no, but I don't think I still don't think we were supposed to eat them on the show. Well we did. Are these people farting on the back? Uh, why can't astronauts do laundry in space. Oh, it's they're supposed to just be smelly because they can't do laundry in space.

Why should you bounce a cranberry. There's lots of things on here. It's all facts because it's wonder works. So their whole stick is like everything is wonders It's not a gire watermelon square they're not. No, they have square watermelon, I know, but not really. In Japan they do. You don't go on a shop right and buy a square watermelon. It's kind of it's a novel Japan they do. It's

a novelty specialty item. Here it is, right, but like other places overseas, you know, right, but we don't have them. Just because you're the United States doesn't mean that there's no world outside of you. I didn't say that. I just said we don't want That's why you're phrasing it. You're phrasing it as if it's like, no, it doesn't exist. No, it does not here, okay, but other places. No, it's

literally what you're saying. It smells okay, No, that smells like straight up bubble gum, and not even good bubble gum, but like the sugar free one like the disgusting. It smells kind of like the bazukato that your grandma had in the bottom of her purse with the lint in it, and the comic was all so growing up, they had the pink bubble gum medicine yes moxic, and they still

have it. So there was always two versions of it though, depending you've said this before, and you had money, and there was one that you got the name brand or you got the generic. And this is why do you always hold it over the stupid man box? Don't want to test you dumb. It's not testing me. I mean you spit all over it before, so get ready for it again. This is gonna be I sweat. Should I get the garbage you can from? No? No, that's fine.

Newman would probably like this, right Newman? You keto freak? Well he has to be keto. He's as diabetes. What are you doing? I don't want you spitting all over my box? Are we sharing a space with the garbage can? Yes? Here we go. Want to get both colors? Okay, there's Oh my god, it was just terrible. It really Oh my god, Oh my god, I tell you I didn't I didn't feel the need to spit this one out.

But it's bad. Who oh my god, I mean, I have to tell you this is by far when to be word cereals I've ever had in my entire life. So nothing, this is nothing. The minute you eat it, Yeah, it gets bland dry, and then you just get this weird powdery sensation powder make but it's like sugary but not even sugary powder. It's just nasty. This is nasty. This should not exist. This is terrible. But there are people that be like, yeah, I eat it every day, Well,

good for you, how though I won't. I'm gonna give it a spoon. Oh no, this is a sin. It's bad. But since I didn't spit it out, I can't give it nothing. No, I'm getting auxious again. Uh uh no, No, all right, no this No, I need like an exorcism to exercise whoever made wonder work cereal? Because this is General Mills. Learn about cereal. Well, I'm gonna go to General Mills with a priest and we're gonna bless whoever create created this abomination. Let me tell you something in

my stomach right now is hot tuna from breakfast. Please and please, and this go no further. I'm having a problem. Well yeah, I mean you ate tuna and keto cereal. I might have to evacuate before we're done with this particular episode. Oh okay, I just don't understand what fruit they think tastes like this. It's just fruity. This is not what fruit tastes like. I think I'm going blind. Is it possible? No, Stevia, stupid stevia, the stevia, the

weird fruit taste, all of it. Bad, bad, bad. All right, we're gonna take a break now. We'll have lots of sugar right after this. You know, one of these days, No, no, no, one of these days, we're actually gonna get the sounds back. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. So we're going on it. Well, the show that we all, we both work for it is going on vacation soon. So once that is I have some free time again. Every time I have like a free week or something, I really just like dive in. However,

the YouTube is updated frequently, so I got better with that. Sorry, guys, it's been a crazy couple weeks. I'm gonna go into my email and try to find every file that Brody ever sent me with all the stuff? Amazing? Does it disappear after a while? You can go find it in the archives, right, So I'm a weirdo and I keep every text too. Yeah, but I do too. Yeah, you can.

You would just go to your scent and just type in Andrew and like serial sound all right, I'm gonna do that, and I'm gonna I'm gonna forward you everything, okay, and then you can just put it all in, put it in the new stupid man box. But then what happens if you don't use this new stupid man box one time? Then we don't have it. Well, I want to use this one more because now I understand how to use it. It took me a second, but it

makes sense now, you know what. I'm just realizing what This episode is full of new cereals, Wow, but also fruity, colorful things. Curated it? I did? I did. You were so proud of yourself too. You came strolling down the hallway with your seventies character walk and you're like, I just curated a perfect episode. I did. Well, you know, we do have to eat the crap. Yeah, So here's a brand, here's another cereal that's new, and this one is from Walmart. You may have seen a picture of

it on our Instagram. No, you don't, look I probably liked it. Yeah, well, this is one of the three new cereals. I wanted to try this one. It's strawberry lemonade. Fruity looking, so it's perfect for this episode. Strawberry lemonade. Well, strawberries are fruit, right, aren't lemons fruit? But there's no real lemon or strawberries in here? I know, but you're saying fruity look. Wow. The first ingredient juggar. Yes, that's insanity.

I told you. My mom always told me if sugar is the first or second ingredient, uh uh uh, A lot of sugar in it. It's just not good for you. Soybean oil. Wow, this bad stuff in here? Oh sobe It was probably not that bad. But still there's no fruit in here. What are you doing? My mom always told me sugar the first ingredient. Uh uh oh. It also contains bioengineered food ingredients. I bet if this was made in California it would also cause cancer. Yeah, they'd

probably put that on there. Smack that label on there. Great value as Walmart's brand this looks exactly exactly like ke works that like Keto wonder works like it literally does. We should ship the Keto cereal to Newman. We should, and then let's have him try it. Otherwise it's just gonna go on the trash. You should also do your episode with him where he asked two fun questions for bowl Chat. I'm waiting, Well, you have to set it up the same way I had to set it up. No,

I don't. Newman will set that up. Oh okay, I didn't know you were such a princess. No he could come to me. Yeah, no, you know. Andy has to make everything work. But for this, no, I have to conserve milk because we do need to record another episode after this. So oh today, By the way, we're using one percent bowl and basket milk. Note that is a lie. One percent Farmland Dairries, No love. Where are our friends

at Farmlanderrries. Remember that time when they were going to have a conversation with us and they were going to sponsor this podcast one day, Hello Farmland Darries. Maybe one day we'll get a spond ready Andrew one two three. It smells a lot more like strawberry lemonade than it tastes I got nothing. Where is the strawberry and where's the lemonade? I got nothing. There's just a sour. There's a little bit of citric taste, just a little bit, which is weird because it makes you think the milk

is curdled. I like that though. See I like the lemon and milk. I know it's weird, but I love that combination. Yeah, sorbet it goes back. I like goes back to when I was a kid, and I told you the lemon fruit pie is from Hostess, always with a cold glass of milk. That citrus and milk combining in your mouth. Just it's a collision of flavors. Calm it down, Gordon Ramsay, it's okay. This one is eh eh lame. I give this two bowls in a spoon. Hmm.

It's very underwhelming. I I was. I had high hopes for this, to be honest, because I was thinking, like if they had more strawberry. There's no strawberry taste, right, so all your taste is a little bit of the lemon. Yeah. So two balls and a spoon from you, I will give it three balls. It's it's it's mediocre. It's mediocre. It's blah. This episode sucked. It did not hit the mark when I talked the episode back, and here I am eating a three bowler a vomit and this one

I like the rainbow crispieshame well. Unfortunately, Oh Jesus, there's some something's on my lip. I had a phantom hair on my arm the other day. Yeah. I kept feeling it and I kept going like this and I couldn't find it. You know, it's worse. The phantom booger is the worst. Oh yeah, though, And do you shave your nose hair? I pluck them. I know you're not supposed to do the same when they go out, I just go same. Yeah. They say you're not supposed to do that. MRSA. Okay,

that's what That's what I'm told. Yeah, probably is. I can't understand why you get hair out. You get when you shave the inside of your nose and the new ones grow in. Sometimes they get like stuck or something, and then you're like, oh, it's kind of like when you shave your arm completely down and it starts going back. And I never shaved my arms ever. You don't have to. You don't really have anything on your arms. I am hairless on my arms. You have alopecia all over your body? No,

just here, Okay, look at how all that cream worked, zych. Well, thank you for listening to Serial Killers next week's episode. I was I'm debating. There's two serials that I really want to do. One I think that we have to and one that I think that I want to. But we can't do them both, okay, because I can't blow it. There's a lot of new cereals, and we have a lot of them right here in the cereal sack. I am really looking forward to it. Okay, Well, thank you

for listening to this exciting episode of Serial Killers. Please follow us on social platforms at serial Killers PC. I'm Andrew Pug on Instagram and I'm Z Scotty B. That's with a Y. Make sure you like review, subscribe. If you're watching this on YouTube, leave us some really nice comments telling us how much you enjoy the episodes. Andrew doesn't see those anymore. I do, but I get the emails now. I've always gotten the I don't need to get an email when there's a comment. All right, well

you could shut that off. Thank you so much. I don't know the pastor so much for watching you never get the passage with you guys, and we hope you all have a wonderful, wonderful day. We'll see you on Wednesday maybe until next time. Remember the time when I asked you for the password and I never got it? Okay? Also, are we having a bull chat on Wednesday? I hope? So what do you mean you hope? So? I hope? So can you record Monday or Tuesday? I hope? I

can hope. You know, want you just pencil me in when you say penciled me in, But you know I have a lot of other things going on, and you know this, and then you bring it to a public forum and then everyone totaxts me. It's a great time. These people, though, they like they look forward, they look forward to things. Yes, but unfortunately, my full time job can be very stressful. This is part of it. No, it's not. It is because I'm gonna get a text from Matt while he's driving to work. No bull chat.

I'm like, nope, Andrew, Okay, well it's always mine because I'm ready for it. I'm ready. Yeah, you're ready. At ten fifteen, which is like prime time, for meetings. I'll do it right now. The show is over, I'll do it right now. Okay, ready, great, all right, we're gonna record bull Chat right now until we see you on

Wednesday with the bull Chat. We're about to record, say crunch, Andrew, Crunch. No, the minute this turns off, you're gonna go, all right, picture a picture for this and let's go into the next serial Killers. That's exactly what I'm gonna say. And although you're wrong, picture a picture comes after. Okay, Ready, go