Bowl Chat - Furrys Go to School?

love Andy. Well, you only sent me that one. So oh okay, I did that on purpose to make you angry. Yeah, not surprised. This is Bold Chat, the sister podcast to the original Serial Killers. That's the podcast where we talk about cereal and think inside the box. Yeah, this is the podcast where we just talk about anything else other than cereal things in our brain. Yeah. Today's when day, December twenty ninth. Just a few days left in twenty twenty one. Wow, what a year. Yeah, and you know

you have let's see twenty nine. Today's twenty ninth, So one, two, three of four days left to pick up our Christmas that's really loud. That's loud, Okay, but you know what that reminded me of when you're in the movie theater. Yeah, and like the big promo is playing, like one of the previews are playing, and it's really loud, and you're like, hey, so what are we going to And then all of a sudden it stops and it's quiet and you're like, oh,

because you're screaming in the theater. Yeah. No, no, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. Anyway, so you have like three or four days left to go to serial KILLERSPC dot com. January first sales will cease of the wax cabin serial Killers holiday collection candles. Yes, that was a very long way of saying, we have candles for sale at serial killerspc dot com and use code serial killers to check out to get yours now Peppermint, Coco

crunch or frosty snowballs. If I was doing this at home with one of the candles in our house, Amy would slap me so hard. Why because this is ruining the candles. It is, yeah, shaking the wax around like this. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, there are there are proper oh I got wax on me. There are proper ways to handle candles. And that's not one of them. Okay, you have to be very gentle, very gentle, and you have to snip the wick. Yeah, and the whole thing. I need one of those. A wick snipper, Yeah, I need

a wick snipper. Does that have a name. I think it's just a wick snipper, Wick Snipper. I think at Wax Cabin Candles. I'm sure you can they include that in certain orders. I don't think they do, no, because I was on the website and you can get one from them. Oh yeah, okay. Does it have the Serial Killers logo on it? No? Who knows. Maybe that'll be some branded merch in twenty twenty two. Yeah, we'll see,

who knows. So what's going on, Pal? Not much, you know, really, just a end of the year ring, thinking of what I want to maybe set for goals in the new year. What about you? Yeah? No, just are you a resolution person? Are you going to set a resolution? Not? I don't. I used to, but I don't do that anymore. Yeah. I think for me, I'm taking the whole month of January and I'm gonna do less carbs. Okay, okay, well see you. You do know that you're the co host

of a cereal podcast. Yes, I said less. I didn't say complete obliteration of carbs understood. I think less because listen, I do love a good carb, and it's a problem. See. I don't look at labels or ingredients or whatever. If I like it, I eat it. That's false. Because you like eating donuts, No, I don't. I don't like them anymore. I don't I get physically ill from from donuts. You don't. I do. You don't because you eat the inside of a donut that's not a donut. You like the donut,

that's merely the filling. You like ice cream. I don't eat ice cream anymore. I haven't had ice cream in years. But you're but you like ice cream. I love ice cream, ice cream, I love ice So you're not what you're saying you are. No. I don't like donuts anymore, though, because I can't. They make me sick. Okay, yeah, because of the cinnabon incident of twenty fourteen. That's right, Well what I'm trying just that long ago? Yes, it was

when I like first started. Wow were you Were you the one that was patting my head with the wet cloth. It might have been when you're like, We're like, I can't. I need to sit. I passed out. I ate too much too fast. Oh my god, I had a sugar rush. Yeah. My physical went okay. Yesterday it went okay, like he said, you know, what are you doing? I need to adjust my chair. I thought you're gonna pat my belly? Oh no, so you know anything. I feel like I need to

do mine because it's bad. That's why I said no carbs. I got on the scale and the nurse, you know, she moves the big thing to one fifty and I was like, no, keep going, you know, and she was like really, I'm like yeah. So she pushed it to two hundred and I tapped the little thing up top and it went to like two o six and I just tapped it down a little bit. I'm like two o five and she said, okay, So she gave me. I took almost everything off because you know, you're clothing

weighs a pound or two and my wallet. I took everything out of my pockets and took off my shirt and everything because I wanted to. I want you to be the lightest as humanly possible. I didn't want the doctor to be mad at me, Okay, yeah, I mean I don't think the doctor's going to be mad. I think disappointed as the word. So did you feel the doctor was disappointed. I felt like he was a little disappointed. He told me that I needed to exercise more. Yeah. He told me that I need to watch my diet.

He told me that I need to get more sleep. And he told me I needed to get a colonoscopy. Yeah. So because I guess I'm at that age Andrew you are, Yeah, you've never had one before. I have not. Well, they just dropped it from fifty to forty five, so now it's time. But unless you have people in your family that have had issues, no, no, I haven't. So I really would rather just get the cola guard and poop in the box and ship it in. I don't know,

you know, me with my medical things. Like he was talking to me about it and my back started sweating and I was like, oh, I can't you need to go? I know, I know. Amy yells at me all She's like, I'm going, and then you're gonna do that. You have to do the clans before too. The good thing is the doctor that she goes to, they only he only makes you drink like a bunch of mirraalacs and like

clear stuff. You don't have to drink that gross stuff. Yeah, the one that makes you like go go yeah, And you know what, that's a load of crap anyway, because when I was a kid, I had to do some kind of procedure and the doctor's like, yeah, it's gonna taste like a Carvelle milkshake here, and I was like what. And I had to drink the whole cup multiple times, and I'm getting sick thinking about it. All right, So this next year brings a colin oscap's for you. Yeah,

I'll let you know how it goes. Maybe we can get the footage and we'll post it. You know what, maybe we'll hold off on that. Okay, we'll revisit that all right, as you as we might say in the business world, let's put a pin in it. I got you, but I did not lie to him though. You know, he's like, have you been exercising? I said nope, Yeah, are you watching what you're eating like your cardiologist told you? No? I think I need to like here's what I'm here's

what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna set a goal for myself, either exercise wise or something. Because like running, I set myself up to a half marathon. It made me train for it. Therefore I had to like it was a goal, I had to prepare for it. It helped. I'm I'm I'm a ship without without a sale right now, I need something to look forward to. Yeah, I figured I would get home from work every day and just go out on the bicycle for thirty minutes. I think that

that's a good start. I like riding. I love riding my bike. But when it's cold, I'm like, eh, I'd rather go take a nap, even though I never fall asleep. Uh, well, I cat nap. Have I told you my theory on this. I don't think so. So I have a napping system that I think, Oh, don't burn yourself. Why are you moving my cup? Are you trying to move it off the table. No, it's just kind of bothering me. Okay, back to what I was saying about my napping etiquette. Yeah,

I set an alarm on my phone. I do twenty minutes, and in those that's my only rest for the day. Well, see, I can't outside of sleep, I can't do it that short like if I just fall asleep and something wakes me up, my heart starts pounding. It scares me. So again, that's if you fall into like a rim cycle, it could be quick, like you get into it in twenty five to thirty minutes, because I've experimented with times twenty five minutes, I wake up and I feel nauseous, I

get a headache, I get it. Like my heart flutters a little bit because I get what you get. I wasn't a good napper. Twenty minutes is perfect because by the time you fall, like even into a little bit of a sleep, you only did like fifteen minutes of it wakes you right up. You're good to go. I'm an incredibly light sleeper, and I guess that's good and bad. It's bad because I don't get enough sleep because everything I hear, you know, something downstairs, I hear it. Someone

closes the door. I hear it. It's good for when my kids, like have boys sneaking in the windows, because I'll hear that down the road, you know. But I hear every the garage opens, I hear it, someone turns the TV on. Downstairs, I hear it. Flush the toilet in the other room. I hear it. Everything wakes me up. Have you ever done like a sleeping pill. No, I don't want to. I'll still wake up. Sleeping pill doesn't. A sleeping pill only makes you fall asleep. Yeah, it

lets you go back to bed. Do you have a problem going I have no problem going back to bed. I'll fall back asleep, no problem. So you're almost like a dog. Yeah, it's like you wake up and you're like and then you fall back asleep. But the weird thing about it is, I need sound, like I need a TV to fall asleep. But if I'm woking up in the middle of the night and the TV is still on, I have to turn it off or I

cannot fall back asleep. I need silence to fall back asleep. Okay, I'm a very complicated mind my So I do enjoy having something that kind of is background noise. I do like a little bit of background noise. I think most people kneed that, especially like Amy. She has I'm sorry, I'm gonna say it the wrong way because the right way bothers me. She has tonightis and so she always has ringings, so she has to have the TV on in order to fall asleep or drives her nuts. Yeah,

I have a little fan that makes noise. I like my little fan that works out well for me. I won't say tindus. I'm sorry. It's okay. You don't have to say tindos. That's fine. Those kinderregs were really good. I wouldn't know, Andrew, you haven't had one. I'm kidding. I have. Yes, they're good. Do you want one? No? Because I choke on the toy. There's no, there's no. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love the toy, I love the chocolate, the whole nine yards. I don't

I really don't want to eat one. Right now. We have lunch coming. You made me order lunch from this crazy foo fuchichi place. Oh my god, it's not crazy foo fushihi. It is food fushieshi. It's not foo Fuchighi. The prices end in things other than nines. I don't understand that. Like I got a side of sweet potatoes. It was a dollar eighty four. I don't understand. So you're annoyed by the pricing. Food is good. I don't know that is yet yet to be food is good.

You made me have it one time, I think, and there was gristle in the meat. There was no gristle in the meatball. I was doing this every ten seconds because it was hard chunks in it. You eat at Boston Market. The level is here. You cannot compare it to someplace that cooks everything in house and does it right there. Boston Market cooks it in house. I see them aftery're coming in bags and boxes. How about that. I think it's fresh. You would you would think it's

fresh delicious. Yeah, they do have good meat loaf, that red ketchup sauce. I feel like, by the end of this year I need to get all the bad foods in that I'm not going to eat for an additional month or two. You're gonna eat it, not next year.

Yeah again, Janu car Blessing. Okay, well, anyway, outside of this one, I understand why prices are like a dollar ninety nine and not two dollars because the mind thinks that it's cheaper because you see the one, so you still think it's in the one dollar range, So you don't say two dollars, you say one ninety nine. I totally understand that, But a dollar eighty six dollar eighty four? Why you were so annoyed by the price thing? It does drive me crazy and I don't know what to

tell you. And the gas thing too, I don't understand. Why is it like yeah, three forty nine and nine tenths? Yeah? No, I don't understand that either. I looked it up one time, but I don't remember what the reason was. Have you ever seen a gas station the price is changed while you're there? Yes? I've always wanted to witness that. Yes. Have you ever seen a gas station who stupidly puts the eight or the three upside down on the price sign and it drives me crazy? No? I haven't really,

Yes you have, I don't think I have. Well, I think maybe now you're going to look and pay attention. Yeah, next time, Because on the price signs on an eight, the little circle on the top of the eight is smaller than the little circle on the bottom of the eight. This is so like niche to you. You would notice something like this and be like, ugh, eightiot, why can they just do it right? I don't know why they

can't just do it right? But this is so specific to your interest, right, same with the three, same thing, just flip it over. It's so this is I think if there was ever like a box that I could put you in, this would be it. There are certain things that make me crazy. You know what we should do? Just did you see recently who was announced to be on the next season of The Amazing Race? Yes, Lulu and La La. Yeah, h are co workers over at KTU down the hall. Amy and I would be great

on that show. I would be good on The Amazing Race. I go right up to those desks. I need to be on a flight now there's no more room. Well, then fit one of us, because I'm not leaving. I'm going. I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds like have you seen The Amazing Race? Maybe once? Yeah, it's fun because you just travel all the time. Yeah, you probably wouldn't be great at it. Why, I'm a good traveler. I know things. I can understand some other languages. No, No,

that's where it's gonna get real bad. I could just see you Ola Sen, You're I'm looking to get to the air reperto Andrew, Sir. We're in France anyway, that starts this in January. I think, Yeah, same casting people as a Survivor so, uh after your a learner? Are they both CBS? Yeah? Oh they so amazing? Race, Big Brother and Survivor all same casting. I got an email from a game show casting director for the Cube. I've never I got the same one. Oh okay, so I

don't feel special. Yeah, must send it to everyone. I got it, and I was going to do it with Diamond. I think i'd be really good. Did you see what the premise of it was? Yeah, but I don't think I've ever seen that show? Is it me either? It's on like TNT. Oh, I thought it was a game show network. I don't know. Maybe now I don't know. Is it the one that's toasted by the Dwayne Wade? Is he a sports person? Yes? Basketball? Yes? Yeah? Yeah. The premise of it is that it's simple games that

you have to do within a time limit. Okay, I feel like I got that email last year. Yeah, but I don't remember seeing the show. I watched a couple clips of it, and watching it, I was like, I could do this and win five hundred thousand dollars or I'll be out first either or I gotcha. Do you ever enter contests? Like I know you want to be going game shows and win money and stuff. But like, I'm a huge contest enterer. I could see I enter everything.

I mean, back in the day, you used to have to fill out the little thing, put in the envelope, stamp, send it in self, adds stamped envelope, sometimes the whole nine yards. Now it's all online. I enter every contest humanly possible. Okay, do you have you ever heard of this fascinating story of a man There used to be in the nineteen nineties, like on the cusp of like reality TV breaking out in Japan, there was a show of a guy who lived in a house by himself

and he only got things he won giveaways for that's spectacular. No, it was like months and months and months long and he just lived off of whatever he got and people had a live stream to watch. He was going like actually crazy. They literally stripped him down to like having no clothes and threw him in a house, and then they moved him to Korea at one point and did it again to him which he had to enter contest to win things to live. Yes, but it's not very

easy to win thing. They would give him small things like food wise, but then once he started winning because he would enter everything like you. It would be like me sitting you in here, leaving you, and the only things you can get are what you would giveaways too. So he won like Spice Girl CDs, he won trips, he won like all this random stuff. But he lived like that, and he didn't know he was being filmed.

And so when he when it was revealed that way, they tore down the walls of the house and this man is just sitting there completely naked, and was like, you've been watching me for two years? How did he not know that? That doesn't sound right to me? I'm telling you look it up. We're going to I'm gonna

go with it right now, but we'll look it up. Well, I'm just gonna say the name in case people are interesting, because there's a fascinating NPR story about it, and it's I feel like it would be an Academy Award winning movie. I mean, I've won a few things by entering some you know, cash, not much. I won a trip to Iceland Amy and I went to Raykovic won that from the Daily News by cutting out a thing and pasting barcodes and stuff like that. Yeah, Nasubi the naked eggplant

man who lived off of sweepstakes. Yep. And after that they had to like stop it. They tried to do another season of it, and it just failed entirely because it was They tried to do it with a road trip. Can you still watch it? Uh, you can watch like recaps of it, but essentially, yeah, he did only Yeah, I think it's interesting, you know that. That's what got me into radio winning contest. He got a shower, a radio, a telephone, a gas burner, a sink, a rack of magazines,

a giant stack of postcards, a table on a cushion. Okay, yeah, Oh. He needed to win a certain amount of money to be able to leave. That was the premise of it. So once he hit the like amount he left. How did he enter contests? Because in the nineties it wasn't very internety. So they left a stack of magazines and so he just would go through them. Every time they would replenish magazines, and so once his prize winnings reached a certain amount, he was allowed to leave. Something's not right,

It's not that easy to win contest. Hundreds of thousands of people enter. This lasted for a very long time and people like. It was almost like, do you have ever seen The Truman Show? Ye? But no Trubid show. No. I don't really love Jim Carrey. Okay, you don't have to love Jim Carrey. You know the premise of The Truman Show TV remote control I remember we got out. You're just saying words, that's just words. I remember when the movie came out, there was a promo and they

gave us remote controls. But I don't there's a TV show. He was in a show. Yeah, essentially, like everyone else is in on the thing, like on the joke, except for him. He didn't know that it was a TV show. That's what this was. I only liked Liar Liar. I don't like any of it. I never saw Liar Liar. I'm not a fan. Really he was. I loved him on in Living Color, but then I just I don't know. I don't like him anymore. I mean, I think he's pretty funny. Okay. He was in Sonic the Hedgehog. Never

saw it. Yeah, you know that you could skip it. It's not Yeah, it's not his best role. Yeah. Did you ever see Eternal Sunshine in the Spotless Mind? Why am I even asking that. I no, I feel like we left. Yeah, okay, that was a bad movie. No, it actually really wasn't. But yeah, yeah, no, no, you're you ever walked out of movies before? Oh? Yeah? The one movie I walked out of was Van Helsing, the one with Hugh Jackman. Oh, I was thinking of the

Kate Beckinsale. No, didn't know. Yeah, I walked out of that one. We walked out of Garden State. Everyone saw how great it was and we were like, this is garbage. Soundtrack is one of the best soundtracks of all time. Okay, I love Garden State. I think one of the best soundtracks of all time is Reality Bites. You don't know because you're way too young. Okay, but Reality Bites has a great soundtrack. Okay. When I used to drive to Cedar Rapids back and forth, I would just listen to

it on repeat. What happened? No? Nothing? Well, I mean it reminded me of that. Yeah, good, what's the problem. Those were the best nine months of your life? I swear ten, ten months of your life, maybe even every time. No, it gets no, you're wrong, you're wrong. Because I left in Junie came back in May. That is eleven months we should not be able to fill this much content of Eater Rapids for the ten months that you lived there.

Did you see, by the way, the other day on UHG, Regis, Kelly and Ryan that one of those callers that does the contest was from Cedar Rapids. I pointed that out to you. Did you did again? Those are the best ten months of your life? No, they weren't talk about them all the time. It was eleven and it was not the best eleven months of my life. It was just a chapter of my life, Andrew, that I'm fond of. That's all. That's good. Yeah, I'm happy you were fond

of it. Back to Gordon State. It's a fantastic movie. We also walked out of Batman the first one. Why, I don't know. It was excellent. I guess I'm you know, a kid that doesn't really like superhero movies. I mean, you should maybe go back and rewatch that one. It's not like Superhero. Okay, Now, I watched Superman. I liked Superman, and I think I watched Superman too. Is that the one with Richard Pryor? I like that. Choose you would be a Superman guy over a Batman guy. You've seen

that type. But Superman is a Superman. That's you know, he's first. Batman's a ripoff. Batman's a rip off, I think. So Okay, yeah, did you ever see The Dark Knight? Wow? Did you ever see the Dark Knight? Blam? I can ask again? Did you watch The Dark Thing? No? I would never. It's excellent, so too everybody. It's literally like in the Criterion collection, he led your one. His Oscar is the joker. I yeah, no, it doesn't do anything for me. Yeah. No. Will never reached the cinematic heights

of Chips. The remake movie it was called Chips ninety nine. Chips ninety nine. Oh, and then there was the regular one too. Yeah, the Chips one, No, Chips ninety nine was just on TNT and TBS. Yeah, the actual Chips one with with what's his name was in the movies Will Morvel, No, was it him? I think Wilmer. He was supposed to do it, but he didn't. I forget who did it. Well, that was when they kept do you remember that they kept remaking like seventies and eighties

movies into like full length movies. That was a trend that pissed me off. And I'm happy it's over. What's another one that bothered Darskian, Starsky and Hutch That one came out. I never watched that TV show. Yeah, I obviously didn't either. Dukes of Hazard. They brought Dukes of Hazzard just because Simpson was in that one. Dane Cook. Yeah, there was a small trend, but you know they were doing Scooby Doo Scooby Do one and two. Yeah, that's

pre seventies. Well, I mean, I'm just saying, oh, Woody Woodpecker. Oh yeah, didn't that come out recently? Yeah, we liked that movie, of course you did, Tom and Jerry. I didn't see that one. That was a good one too, That did look good, mister Peabody and Sherman. Yeah, you never you know, I know that's the dog and the little guy with the glasses. Yeah, yeah, no I don't.

That's no, didn't watch that. They brought the rug Rats back and it's on Paramount Plus, and I keep saying to myself, I want to watch it just because I have such fun nostalgia of Rugrats. I loved that show. I liked when they bought a Beavis and butt Head back for a second on MTV, but it wasn't as good as the original, and it kind of went away again. The problem is that I feel like they're bringing shows back, but then they're doing like it's almost like tongue in

cheek that they're bringing it back. Do you know that when I came from my interview at Z one hundred, I was wearing a Beavis and butt Head tie. I'm not surprised. Yeah, nothing about that shock Well, I mean it was nineteen ninety five. It was in like the the heat of Heaves and butt Head, the heat whatever it is. I never watched Aara Eh, she was a spin off. I didn't really like her. Well, we'll talk more about TV shows. Right after this and we were back.

Wow did it work? Yeah? I do get texts every once in a while, like commercial, wasn't there. Listen, Matt, if you don't do that, it's very loud. Even though you can't tell, it's very loud. Don't do that. I could see my level, so it don't do that. I'm going to do whatever I want to do. Okay, Matt. If you're listening to this text, Scott, the word pineapple, just pineapple, that's very loud. I'm telling you. You just blue speakers out, just blue speakers out. Left and right, Okay,

left and right. So can we talk about furries for a minute. Okay, where did this come from? I just well because we were having a discussion over the weekend. Well, first of all, because you know, at the jingle Ball concert in New York, uh huh a couple of weeks ago, there was a dog sitting in the hallway with a Santa like a dressed up dog, a girl dog. And so I'm not talking about like the have sex in costume thing. Okay, that's not what I'm talking about. Yah.

Furries is like a whole subculture of like their people that think that they are these things. So like this girl may or may not have identified as a dog because there's cats also, like there are you trying to say that there's okay, there are kids that go to school dressed up like a cat and they get called on in class and they go yeah, but no one's allowed to say anything because it might be offensive to them. I'm not kidding. Where did you hear this? It's a thing.

I know it is. Who do you know that dresses up as a dog or a cat? There are there are schools where there are people that dress up and they are called furries. And it's not the or that you and I used to joke about like years ago on Serial Killers, like years ago. It's we were doing years ago, last year whatever. So there were a kid that will dress up as other animals and like onesies and stuff and have tails and whatnot, and they'll go to school like that and they will want to be

referred to as dog or cat or whatever. Well, okay, so from my understanding, like you pull down the sex bar and it's like male, female, non binary whatever whatever, dog. Okay, So here's what I'm or other. I remember when Twilight came out, people were identifying as like wolf kin. I think it's kin. It's not necessarily a furry, right, But I don't think it's You can't, Andrew, it's not a gender.

It's almost twenty twenty two. You can do whatever you want and nobody can say anything about it, but you will get canceled. But I don't think dogs are genders. When you're a furry, it is what if you identify as an animal, then you are. But how so they ask me when they have to, who do you know? Does this I don't know them, but I heard. So what you've brought to the table is something you've heard, yes,

but nothing else. It was a credible witness in a school that she answers by me owing that's correct, and they're not allowed to do anything about it. I mean that to me sounds maybe there's something else going on there. If that happened when I was in school, the teacher would say, get the hell out of my class, go to the principal's office and take off that stupid costume. That's what would happen. But you can't do that anymore because little Bobby will get offended. Well again, how many

people are putting tails on? Mmm? Apparently it's much more than you know. Look it up, furries go to school. I'm not gonna type in furries go to school because that seems like I'm gonna get some real raunchy results. I don't know. I'm not doing that, but I'm telling you it's not the sex thing. It's a different it's just the I think it's kin I think they call

themselves kin folk. And honestly, in the twenty tens, when I was still in school and the two thousands, it was on tumblr and people would be like, wow, I feel the need to like hell at the moon, and everybody would make fun of them. Okay, you can't make fun of people anymore. You can, No, you can't. You can only do it on the inside to yourself or in private with your friends. You can't make fun of

people anymore. Again, I mean, it's not nice anyway. I don't really like the sweater you're wearing, but I won't tell anyone about it. Well, that's rude. See, you can't make fun of people. You can. I'm not a huge fan of your haircut, but I wouldn't say it. I didn't know this was a roast because it hurts your feeling. When did this turn into the roast? Hurts your feelings? Right? But yet two seconds ago you're like, you can't say anything without getting canceled. I'm just saying, so, do you

care about hurting people's feelings? I do? Are talking about canceling? No, I care. I care about you deeply, Andrew. So back to people wearing tails? So do you want people to be wearing tails? I know I'm getting complicted in it. First, I think it's silly Halloween, sure, but daily I'm a dog Mark. I mean, if you had to identify as an animal, what would you want to identify as? I mean, I'd be a dog, you think, Yeah, I don't see you as a dog. I mean you do do a

good dog sniffing noise. Yeah, you do do a good dog. Wow. That's actually really good. Yeah, that was really good. Yeah. I learned from Sawyer. Huh you taught me. Yeah. I think if I were to do one, i'd want to be like a panda. A panda because they're so dopey and just roll down hills. Yeah, and they just seem like they're just like there to have a good time. Plus you'd be able to grow your bamboo field that you are so interested in. How's that coming, by the way,

really well oh really yeah? Okay, I think in the next couple of years it's gonna go, uh go places. Hold on, I'm getting a phone call. Oh come on, I don't want to do this by myself. I don't have anything to I can we stop it? Can we pause it? What can we pause it? Why can't we

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or individually. When you do go to check out, make sure you put Serial Killers in the little promo code coupon thing and you'll save ten percent off your order. The only got about three or four more days left because they come down on January first, and then you'll miss out. Oh, I was just talking about our candles. Oh I love our candles. Yes, yeah, So back to you identifying as a dog. Now, what would your dog name be? I don't know? And where did Fido come from?

Was there ever a dog named Fido or Rover or Balto? What's Balto? Isn't that the one who's like the dog who runs and he's like a slay dog or something? Benji? Benji? Anyway, I just know that like when people refer to dogs, and like the generic dog name is either Fido or Rover, and I don't know why, who, like, where did that come from? I don't either have a cat Tabby. I don't know what is a cat called tabby? Right, that's a kind of that's a breed of cat. I've I

ever had a dog. Well, I guess you can't name a dog or a cat if you've never if you don't know what the face looks like. Yeah. Well, we decided that when we get another dog, we're gonna name it a human name. It's gonna be like h Burt or Love animals with human names, Bruce or something like that. Animals with human names. We have a friend to who their dog is. Dave. Love that? Hey, Dave, I love it. You should name him Dave Rose. Dave Rose from Home Tonight.

Oh oh that yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, okay, I love that. Nobody knows what that is? Or Max Max Max is a very popular dog name. Yeah. I like that name too. I'm a fan of that one. Okay, all right, well we're thirty minutes you want to go? Is the food here? Is it coming? Uh? It should be on its way? Food? She she it's burnt broccoli. And have you had burnt broccoli? And like grass fed meatballs, And why would you be mad that what you're getting

is good food. I just think that you're the only person I know who it's like, Hey, this is good food. This is made by like a good company. I think mascarading is good food. It's masquerading. But you're telling me that you'd go through a drive through and go eat a chicken palm from Burger King and be like, oh, my goodness, that was good. That was not that did not look good. That was We're trying to force me to have one that was good eating. Yeah, no, no,

you should have had one. You know, you ruined everything because it was two for five or one for four ninety nine. It's so stupid one of these and I have one of these because of you. I mean that's all the cereal. No, it's not because I eat maybe one scoop of that. It's meet you driving me home and going, Hey, you want to step at Burger King? Do you want to ride home today? Hey? Do you want to step a McDonald's. So we have the holiday

party today. You're not going now, it's the company holiday party. You know. It's funny back in the day when it was just a Z one hundred holiday party. I went every time, but then once it all combined and I didn't know who people were. I was like, you know, it's like five or six different radio stations there, and I didn't know people, and I was like, I don't want to go to this thing. And then was it.

Then it got really corporate in company and whatever. But the last couple of ones I've showed up at, you know, I have a beer or two and enter the raffle. Maybe I'll win the raffle. Today, i'd be exciting. I get excited. I want something like headphones or something one year, just what a radio person needs? More headphones. Yeah, it's true, but you know it was cool. It's a good time. Yeah, and I'll take the train home because you know too can Sam over here. I can't drive if I have

two beers. I can't what you I'm shocked at your tolerance level is that low. I'm safe. I just want to be safe. It's just two beers. It's like nothing. No, it's something. If I get pulled over after I drank two beers, I would get arrested. I mean, I didn't know you are you? First of all, you're drinking bud lights, so let's really boil this down. I'll have something like a Stella today on the edge. Yeah, well, maybe a Corona.

It depends. It depends on what beer the company sprung for. Yeah, you know, it depends which sponsor decided to come in. So it's probably Heineken or something like that double zero, do you know. I actually the other day was at a bar and one of the people started getting into a fight with someone else. And what was interesting was the guy looked like he was ordering beer, but meanwhile I knew he was getting Heineken double zeros. So I'm like, how is this man getting beer rage when he's drinking

non alcoholic beer. I have to say, I don't like the way that beer tastes. I will drink beer just to be cool, you know, But I could never see a time where I would ever get a non alcoholic beer because I don't like the way it tastes. I mean, if anything, it's more for social reasons. A non alcoholic beer is not for social reasons because say, yes, because say you are someone just get water with an orange.

It's easy for day. But for someone who may have an issue with drinking, for them, they can still feel like they're a part of it without necessarily having to indulge. Can't you just have a cup that has something clear in it, like water? Because again, if you socially are out and you want to feel like you're a part of it, you still get to hold the bottle. I think that's a large part of it when it comes to that. Okay, so you could still feel like you're

a part of the crowd, I understand. Don't you have to peel the label off? No, because no one's I mean I knew because I could see the blue label it had two zeros. But otherwise, if you just hold that, no one's gonna notice. I'm pretty sure if you're drinking in oduels, people are gonna be like, what's the matter? I have never stared at a label of oduels at intently. I don't know. Do you know that you still have to be twenty one to buy non alcoholic beer? Isn't

that weird? It's very weird. I think there's like still a trace of alcohol in it, like very little. But I mean so it was like rum raisin cake, you know what I mean? Like, well, I believe that the drinking ag should just be eighteen it makes no sense that it's twenty one. That's like one of the dumbest things in my opinion, Andrew, I don't know. I may

have to disagree. Maybe I'm just an old fuddy duddy now, but you know I don't that you just said you're an old fuddy dudy says everything I need to know. I don't think seniors in high school should be like being able to go to bars, because they do anyway, you know, Like, so if the drinking age was eighteen fifteen and sixteen year old would have fake ideas saying id's saying that they were eighteen. Now at least it's

like eighteen ninety twenty that have fake ideas. But the problem is, and this is where I'm just gonna interject, the problem is you have a lot of people then going to school, like to college, and then just binge drinking, and that's not great. So they should learn how to drink when they're eighteen if you do something responsibly, but you're not start to college when usually start college when you're at eighteen, right, so you're so excited you just

got legal. Now you're going and getting drunk in college or ruined your whole career. Well, people are already doing that, That's what I'm saying. So it's not a thing at twenty one, because who really waits until twenty one to have their first drink? I did what I'm kidding. Oh, thank you, Jesus. I was about. No, I'm not a massive drinker anyway, I'm not either. I'm a beer or two at a party. Who cares. I'm not a huge drinker. I mean the problem you like to suck on the pipe,

the what huh okay? Yeah, the one or two times i'd smoke maybe a year. Lord, baby, Jesus, you a giant drug addict. Yeah, you're the one who said it on me one day. I'm gonna really, I'm just gonna give you an edible. No, I don't want it. Oh, I would love everything. I don't want it. I would love watching the decline. It would be my favorite thing in the entire world. I just don't want it, you know,

I don't like the feeling. The last time I was high, I was talking to a doorknob and reciting Beavis and Butt headlines while spilling mountain dew all over a hotel room. So I'm not interested in that I would make me dumb to see it. It would be hysterical because you'd be older now and you'd be like, no, get a ball in the corner, rocking back and forth. I don't know what I am. I enjoy life. I don't need it. It's fine. I mean, it's not a matter of you

enjoying your life. I don't need anything to enhance my my feelings. Whatever. Andrew shut up, not even once? Dare anyway, what else did you ever? I've probably mentioned it before, smoked crack. No, I have not. God, No, I was gonna say the cartoon All Stars had Nancy Reagan in it and the ghost Busters and Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny what it was a famous cartoon special tape cartoon

All Stars. Yes, it was the cartoon All Stars. And the kid was like about to uh smoke marijuana, and Nancy Reagan came in and said, uh, uh just say no. Essentially yes, and for some reason, like the Ghostbusters were in it and so was uh. There was like a whole bunch of like cartoon All Stars in it. It's so very permits in it, very eighty. Yeah, we had it on VHS. I like the super Friends, you know, Wonder Twin Powers activate. You know what, we should form

up a bucket of water. Okay, yeah, no, no, no, I didn't have that in mind. Uh. I don't think the Wonder Twins were in it. Maybe the guy with the rings that's Wonder Twins Wonder Twin Powers activate. No, no, okay, So mine wasn't that. Mine was the planet Earth guy. He had like green hair and he had white skin, and he had an Earth on him, and everybody would do different powers. I don't I don't know what that was. My god, what the hell was that show? Someone's gonna

tweeted in the late nineties. Yeah, someone's gonna say it, like thirty seven minutes in you mentioned the show it was this one, and I'm gonna be like, yes, thank you listener. I don't know. Yeah, so that one was great. You know what we should do? What get some cartoon themes and put them in this box you have here movie Fridays. We'll do them on a jin. I'll be able to talk for about ten seconds. What are you talking about? You know I don't see movies. Well, that's

why I'm saying. Am I gonna start reviewing like eighties movies that I should have seen. I would love that we could do it on Patreon. We could have people watch it with us and we'll live stream it. I've seen people do that, and to be honest with you, I'm interested. I think we would have a fun time of me reviewing movies that I should have two of us. We'd be able to watch it live with our listeners and say, hey, tonight we're watching blah blah blah. Should

we call it movies I should have seen? Yeah, and we could. We could do it on a Patreon channel and people could join us for a live stream. Why don't we just do it here on Fridays movie Fridays. I don't know that means I have to watch a movie on Thursday. I don't have time for that. I don't have time. I don't have time to watch more movies. Andrew, this is your job, it is I don't have time. This is your job. Look, I don't know what to tell you. I can do it, but I can't guarantee

it every Friday. No. I think maybe once a month, watch one movie a month. Yeah, I could probably do that. I think so too. Yeah, and we could have listeners like text us or email us or tweet us what their suggestions are. I would love that. I mean, you could just send any movie because for the most part, I have seen no classic movies. I haven't either, but no, because then they're gonna make me watch Star Wars and I don't want to see all that. I don't want

to see that. That's why, matter what you want to say, that's why I never won. I never saw it because I don't want to see it. But you're also ignorant to that, where you're just like, I know, I'm not gonna like it. It's space, it's everything stupid fi. I would never watch the sci fi channel ever. Do you like? Okay, so do you even what have you seen? An Independence Day? No? Sci Fi? Again? Will Smith? Yes, Earth never saw it and he punches the alien in the face. No, is

that the one comedic part alien Ridley Scott's Alien? Oh? No, Predator? Nope? None of the Star Wars nine of them, not one star Trek please. Okay, No, that's like, that's the poor Avatar. Did you see Avatar? That's the poor man Star Wars. Isn't it starting different everything? What about Avatar? No? The James Cameron Yeah, nope, Okay, what about Terminator. Yes, I have seen all that's sci fi. I'll be back. I

saw that that is sci fi. Okay, Well, accidentally walked into the theater when I was supposed to go see you know the toy? What's the toy? Classic eighties movie Richard Pryor. Again you're going like, eh, what are you talking about? With the Star Wars? I don't watch that. Hey have you ever seen the Toy? Yeah? Wonder, will Wonder. I have literally no idea what you're saying right now. You just strung together a bunch of words and there was a reference in there. I'm confused by Jackie Gleason

was in that movie. I do know who he was, the one in Naked Gun Jackie Gleason from The Honeymooners. Okay, yeah, no, no, no, I was thinking of the other guy at his son, Master Bates. That's actually funny. Yeah, I think we should do that once a month watch a movie with everybody. You should see a movie that you've never seen and I love it, And then we could do a It would be a live, a live thing. We like Ciskel and Ebert and we sit. I know who's thumb up,

thumb down? He died. Rod Ebert died one of them. Yeah, but then it would be a live thing. So we see people chatting in like, oh, this person said say this or watch that. Uh huh, that'd be fun. Oh here comes the part, watch right right. Well to say no, because we'd watch it with them cover your eyes. No, it would be well, that would be airplane when the boobs aren't across the Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw Airplane. I love Airplane. It's one of my absolute favorites. The

gear is down and we've ready to last. I can't really do lines. I can't do. I've seen the movie, but I can't do lines. I can't either, and people always make fun of me for it. They were like, oh, did you even enjoy the movie? I do enjoy the movie, but something in my brain I cannot remember lines of movies. It's my fault. Did the big auto blow up autopilot guy have his penis out in one of them scenes? I don't. Maybe so the autopilot guy that blew up the big yes thing. No, there is a scene. I

feel like he was naked in one part. No, okay, No, there is a scene with his hand and a certain position that someone's in that was a little explicit. What's the first movie you ever saw boobs in? It was Airplane? Mine was Caddyshack. It was a sleep away camp. They rolled the big TV into the mess hall and uh we watched it. I don't know. I didn't. I don't like caddy Shack. I think it's stupid. I think Bill Murray's I don't know, I don't like that movie. Did

you watch Ghostbusters? Yeah? I'm sure I saw most of it, probably all of it, but also sci fi. I like marshmallows. That's what painful? Why that your takeaway from Ghostbusters is like I do stay pop marshmallow guy. Okay, m hmm. I think that we should do this. That should be a New Year's thing for us. But I'm not going

to go into it with like an open mind. If it's a dumb movie that I don't want to see, no, But I think what will happen is on Fridays, we'll set aside some time watch a movie with our listeners, and then we'll give live commentary as we watch it. Are you gonna come to my house and sit in front of the fireplace, like, how are we gonna do this? It'll be like this. It'll be on Zoom. There's ways that you do it through Patreon. Okay, then the kids

come running down. Sawyer starts barking more people what a mess? Yeah, it'll be fine. Watch it with the dog sitting there snuggled up. Then people will be like, oh, I like that. We'll have to we'll have to have a family meeting and see if it's okay. But can we will we be able to stream the movie at the same time or no, we're watching the movie. I understand that, but will the listeners or viewers be able to see the

movie or we're not allowed to do that? Like can it be in the corner or no, there's a way that you can figure that. EFF's like on my screen. We'll figure out how to do that. Okay, this way it'll it'll work out. We have to come up with some catchy name for us. Yeah, and then people because to something did you ever watch? Well, no, you didn't because you're not a podcast listener. What I've listened to some podcasts? Did you ever see how did this get made? Yeah?

But that's not a podcast. Yes it is. How It's made? Is a show? No, it's a podcast. How did this get made and it's a it's a bunch of comedians and they talk about the worst movies ever in Cracksville. Every time I'm thinking of like the show like where they make things, like here's how they make fenders. No, you know? Oh my god. Yeah. When I went to China years ago, that was one of the only shows that wasn't blocked in the country. How it's made. Yes,

And it was the same like five episodes. I learned how escalators were made, no less than like fifteen times. It's very interesting. I you know what it is you're watching to make a crayon? Yeah, yeah, I just like the factory process. I do too. That's fascinating to That's why I used to love that show. Mark Summers did it on the Food Network. It was that was it called damn It? Mark Summers? You know the guy from Doubledare, Yeah remember him? Yeah, Double Their Family, Double their Nickelodeon.

I watched double There. Can't do that on television. Well, I don't remember that one I doubled there. Alanis Morrissette was on that show Slime. No, you can't do that on television. Yeah, I don't know that one. Bart Bye heard that I have no idea what you're saying. Alistair, no lockers, nothing, nothing. Hmmm, sorry, okay, you should watch it. What is it you grew up on that show? You can't do that on television. Huh. It was on Nickelodeon. It was a Canadian show on Nickelodeon. Was one of

their first shows. That's what really got Nickelodeon going. And there's a documentar around that also. It's called like Green Slime or something like that, or green or whatever. I watched it on the flight back from the iHeart thing from Vegas. Delta's great Delta has all kinds of movies and stuff. You touched the screen, and it's good times. Those airplanes they're really stock them full of the tech now, they sure do. I wish they had I wish they

had meals again, though, what are they meal? I see? I like airplane meals. You're probably ew gross, but no, I've had some good airplane meal, all admit. But I'm okay with coach meals. Well, the coach meals I used to like to. I don't care if the if the beef tips are hard, I'll still eat them because a lot of them are rice based and they put them in a gravy of sorts and rice and gravy is like one of my favorites. Yeah, yeah, I might see again. I'm a fan of industrial food and they give you

the little butt like roll yep. So catering service, I'll take it. Yeah, I love all that garbage. You do. Love good catering services. I do. Did you go to catering at jingle Ball? I did? I knew you. I guess what someone there had COVID I can't. Oh yeah, it was fun. But see, I love that stuff because you know what, anytime we have jingle Ball catering, it's always Thanksgiving, so they always have turkey and stuffing and cranberry and potatoes and all that stuff. So I had

Thanksgiving again. I love it. It's my favorite meal that catering does. I love that you love catering. I do. That's that's great. I do airplane meals. I have to say sometimes some like if you're on a long enough flight and they and they let you have some, it's not bad. Well because you always fly first class, I know. No, yeah, yeah, not true. Okay, if I can pay for it myself, then I'll do it. But yeah, that's all right, I've done it once or twice when I came when I

came back from Sydney. Yeah, I was in a middle seat. Good day. Fourteen hours in a middle seat. That is miserable. Economy, not even economy. Plus they have to feed you, don't they. Yes, And I was like sandwiched in. It was terrible. You never got the arm rest, did you? Not one? No, neither one. I Also, I am super bad at that, Like I don't know when I can assert my authority because I'm not assertive that way, So I pretty much just sit like this the whole time with dinosaur hands.

There should be some kind of you know what and when anytime I sit in the middle of the seat and my arms are always like this, my armpits wind up smelling because my arms are down the whole time, like damn it. You know, there has to be some sort of etiquette, like you should know when you can have the arm rest and when you can't, Like there should be times or something like that. At times there's a little timer on the seat. Excuse me. You know,

here's what the rule should be. You're left arm gets the armrest, so that way, if you're in the aisle, left arm gets it, the middle person left arm gets it, and the window person left arm gets it. So you each get one. Yeah, right, because some people get a little bit too uh. Or if you're in the other row right arms, people get a little you know, over over a zealous What if you don't have an arm

then what then? I guess you just get it. Your neighbor gets it, no problem, right, Like you probably want to sit next to an amputee. That's probably the best person to sit next to on a plane because you will always get the arm rest. I can't. And this is where serial killers ended. This isn't serial killers. This is bullchat. Oh my god, So this is where bulchat ended and Scott got what he wanted? Am I wrong? No? I mean again, you're but okay, So I get what

you're saying with your every left arm rule. I okay. So I wasn't thinking anything with you were. I was just thinking I need to be a little bit more assertive, because you also can't be the person in the middle seat that takes up both No, that's rude, that's very rude. Right, That's what I'm saying. You should get one should be able to have one. Yeah, but I mean window is pretty comfortable too. They don't really. I mean, I guess you kind of get the molded arm rest that's on

the wall. That's probably the most thing you get. But you should everyone should be able to have one arm rest or you know what, they'll never do it, but make the aisles a little bit wider and have two armrests well, so each person can have one. I forget what airline I took. Maybe Frontier. Let me tee you something, but I didn't know where I was. The plane was oversized,

but the seats were crammed in. It was so confusing. Yeah, and it's almost like they stripped out everything in the plane, isn't that The airline that was like toying with having like folding seats and they were gonna like cram as many as they could in there, but it just wasn't safe enough. Food. Oh, come on, hello, hi, trendy food. I'll be down stairs in a second. Thank you. You can leave it at the front desk. I appreciate it. Take the gristle out of the meatballs. Yeah, he's personally

gonna ungristle your meatball. I guess we can stop then, right, it's time to eat. I guess so, and we're almost a fifty minutes. Look at that. We gave the people what they wanted. It's true, we did. We hope you enjoy boll chat, yes, and we'll always take your topic suggestions please, just nobody ever sends them in but direct message, tweet, Instagram, whatever. In touch. Serial Killers PC is where you can find us on all social platforms. And it's our last bull

chat of the year. It is Andrew. This has been a good year. It has been We added bull chats that was exciting. That did come in twenty twenty one, right, it did. It started in like May. That has been mildly success and it was supposed to be bi weekly and then it was doing well enough that we slotted it in for more. Well, I mean you kind of strong army into it. But look at you now, you're speaking for fifty minutes about gristle and meatballs, you know.

And you know what else? I found airplanes with getting the left side of the rest. I've also found and I'm going for the new year to turn over a little bit of a new leaf. I have found that I don't really let you speak that much. And I don't mean that. I just always just kind of take over the conversation, even though I never wanted to do this in the first place. So from now on, I think you should leave and I will just chime in. How about that? Interesting? Something tells me this is going

to be like maybe Monday's episode of Serial Killers. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, no, no, no, We're definitely not wearing the same clothes in that one. How could you see into the future, Andrew, I can see into the futuda? Okay, one more plug for our candles. Go to serial KILLERSPC dot com. Chance to get though the last chance. Make sure a check out you use the code serial killers. Yeah, let's blow them out because that's it right. How much to dump the wax on

your head? You can dump it on my hand. It'll burn you. You'll have third degree burns. So what's better it goes on my hair? That then I can't get it out of my hair. Yes, no, okay, anyway, thank you for listening to bowl Chat. We will see you on Monday in the new year with an all new Serial Killers with special guest hosts. Code Gandhi will be with us. Yay, yes, and we'll eat some awful cereal and probably some okay cereal and no one else was

really fun? What this year? Because we now have this roadcaster thing, we can add some sweet we can have guests come back, Yes, we can zoom. I don't like that. I don't. I'm gonna let you take over the conversation, but I hate it. I mean that one with Ethan it was okay, but the audio it just wasn't great. How can we get it to sound like? Do they have to have this too in order for it to sound good and not be like a zoom call? How

do we do that? He didn't sound that great, just saying what why are you looking at me like that? Can we google eat the food? It's gonna get cold? Okay until we see you on Monday. Yeah. In the New Year with Scotty Negative say clink Andrew clink and Happy New Year, yeah, and Happy New Year. Careful Yeah, I will be. You should be careful too, saf you can Sam watch out for those Heineken double zeros. Buddy Oo might get into a brawl. Yeah,