Battle Of The Cinnamon Squares!

Hey, Andrew, Hey Scottie.

Hey, what episode number is this?

Uh?

X V fourteen fifteen? Oh that's right, V is a five.

Uh it's our kids in yellow.

Oh my goodness, look who we got. Listen?

This is Serial Killers?

You like that? There's a little too sinister, like we might actually kill someone.

Now, I'm a little terrified.

I don't know if we stacks. Can you lighten that up a little bit? Thanks?

So here's welcome to episode fifteen. I texted Andrew last time and said that we can do one of two. We can either do Battle of the Cinnamon Squares or we can do the Disgusting Pastry serial Challenge. So I think we're going to do the Battle of the Cereal Squares this morning. The Cinnamon Squares.

No, because Gandhi was going to join us for that.

Now she's not gonna eat cinnamon. Excluded her because she hates cinnamon. Stop looking at your phone. We're gonna do this till we're done.

Okay, So why are you so abusive to me? I'm not, but you just need to looking at another man asking for cereal?

All right, Well I'm going to take your phone away, all right, So I'm gonna give you a hint as to what the very first one. There were only going to be two in this episode, but I had to add a third one because there's one cinnamon square cereal that pops into mind when you say cinnamon square cereal.

It is what is cinnamones? Bakers, Where's breakfast?

And I'm on Tom's Corn. You have to help us bake before you take a taste.

And you need to have to do that.

Man is your shakers, Bakers, It's the cereal with the delicious taste of homemade cinnamon toast.

A toasty player on a complete breakfast.

Bacon tastes on Tom's Now the lead baker. Can you guess his name?

Why would you ask me that?

His name was Wendell? And there wed there were.

Three bakers in the original commercials in the eighties. Cinemato's Crunch was introduced in nineteen eighty four, and there were three bakers in the commercial, and Wendell was the standout star because later in the eighties they got rid of the other two and it was just Wendell. And then he disappeared by like nineteen ninety because kids were like, what you.

Hyped that up so much? Like I was getting ready for you to be like, oh, yeah, it's ex famous actor, but instead you're like, it's Wendell.

Did you want me to start playing mister Wendell who from arrested development. All right, so let's get going and we'll eat some cereal. Now, don't make fun of me. I'm going into my sack.

Your cereal sack. I'm gonna start writing my own jingles for it. Scottie's Cereal seck Bump.

Now that is.

An in flight. There's no box.

Listen to what happened today.

So I had the cereals that I wanted, and I went into my basement at four o'clock this morning and I had no cinnamon toast crunch. So I had to stop at the gas station down the street, and all they had was these single serve cups. So I chipped out, why it's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same it's the same cereal. It's just in a cup.

I what is going on with you right now?

All right?

So using one percent milk, I'm sorry, but it's supermarket milk.

I love supermarket milk.

Okay, market milk. It's not there's no brand or anything like that.

I just can't believe you brought like the in flight. Here's the to go cereal cup.

Why it's the same cereal and it's branded. It's General Mills. It's not like you know, it's some no name multimeal cinnamon squares.

I completely forgot cinnamon Toa's crunch cereal. It's one of my favorites.

It is delicious.

I'm so excited.

Okay, so do you have your spoon?

No, hold anything to me. What the hell is this?

It's mister Wendell. No you don't know the song? Go ahead, No, it's.

Okay.

Did I play too much?

Yes?

How much do I have to play?

I don't know.

Just all right. Here we go, sit there with Tod's crunch and.

Smell is delicious crunch. We don't say that until the end.

Oh yeah, five ball. Although it does taste a little plastic because of the container it's in.

For the plastic, it goes down to four balls in a spoom. But if it wasn't in this to go plastic cup that contaminated it, it would be five balls.

Oh, it does have a weird taste to it, but it's because of this. I'm going to give it four balls. Four balls.

You're an idiot. Why this is a delicious cereal but there's.

No marshmallows in it. You can't move right, all right?

So now when you think cinnamon square cereal, what else comes to mind?

Checks?

Okay, we'll do checks.

I'm not looking forward to this one.

Why Cuz right now is going to be the battle of cinnamon squares, checks and Life. So there's Cinnamon Life and Cinnamon Checks.

Still advertising Hotel Transylvania three, which came out last year.

Stop looking at this, stop looking at this stuff on the box.

I can't because I want to know what gross old cereal is.

It's not old.

I love Life cereal. So I'm looking forward to this.

Let's do cinnamon checks first, since you gave that one.

Okay, sorry, I know you have to go, Andrew, you have some other podcasts that you do and you have to leave.

So yeah, make this really quick. Make sure you all tune into Life and Spanglish with Carolina Bermudez and Henry Germany.

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you.

There'll be a guest on this podcast one day.

All right, here we go, cinnamon checks, and I don't think I've ever had cinnamon checks before. I've had lots of checks varieties, but not cinnamon.

Do you know what's weird? Tell me cinnamon gum, ultra cinnamony, cinnamon cereals, not that cinnamony.

Well, you can't really overload cereals with cinnamon. That's delicious.

I'm happy it doesn't taste like cinnamon gum, like big red imagine it's like gumd cereal. Oh god, that would be the nastiest thing. All right, cinnamon checks, it'd smell yes, two three.

H you just spit on the microphone. Oh gum, what's the matter on the mic Wait, here's a napkin? Hold on, eh, wait, what's the matter.

It just tastes so bland.

Is it not sweet enough?

To be honest? It kind of tastes like cat food.

When have you eaten cod food?

I'm just it's smells like cat food. It tastes like cat food, like my grandma had cats, and like the dry like cat food. This is what it tastes like. I don't like this. This gets two bowls.

I don't think it's sweet enough.

It's nasty.

It's not nasty, yeah, but maybe just going off the cinnamon toast crunch. It's not sweet enough.

That's the problem. We shouldn't start with sweet first.

Well, that's your job. My job is to sit here learn things about cereal and apparently old ninety songs and TV shows.

Two bowls and a spoon for me, Yeah, all right, it's all right, little more sugar, please, marshmallows.

You know, marshmallows do not work in cinnamon. They just don't.

You just said cinnamon toa's crunch. Youd have marshmallows, but.

It just doesn't. It wouldn't work. No, they don't. They don't mesh. Well they don't.

They're not friends.

No, all right, Cinnamon Life from Quaker.

But what date is it? When? When did you buy this box? It's like said, Hotel Transylvania three came out last year.

Listen to me, cereal is good for months and months and months. I just haven't gotten to this one yet.

I'm still disturbed.

You know what.

And guys, if you're listening right now, Hotel Transylvania three now on video on.

Demand and on VHS and on.

Get it on a laser disc.

You know what, It's quite possible they don't even make Cinnamon Life anymore.

They probably don't.

Yes, they do.

Okay, and let me tell you what I love about the cinnamon Life. It's a little thinner than the checks and you can actually see the sugar granules in the middle.

I love Life Cereal.

I do too because of the sugar granules in the middle. Here, look at them first before I milk it up.

Wow, those are great sugar grandy. I'm excited for this.

I'm gonna call you Mikey as soon as you eat this.

Why, oh no, Mikey the Life kid. Yes, okay, right, so it's Life Cereal.

Yeah, cinnamon and sugar in it. There's no cinnonym but there's cinnamon and sugar.

I taste the sugar, not the cinnamym.

Then you say it, what he likes it?

Why do you always do this to me?

But I like it? So you say it, No, I like it. You said you didn't like it.

No, I'm saying it just tastes like Life Cereal.

You like it? Yeah, he likes it.

No, this whole episode is you just saying things I don't know.

That is wonderful.

Do you remember the song from the nineties?

Dude?

How do you not remember? I was four Scott.

Yes, but you live in a world of pop culture.

Do you remember this commercial from nineteen eighty four, that's when Lloyd or Floyd or Wendel was the Cinnamon Life spokesman. No, I wasn't born. Yeah, but my parents weren't even married.

But all these things live on forever on YouTube.

I'm sorry on Google old Cereal commercials.

I see you continuing to eat it. So you did like it?

Yeah? I do this gots three bowls and a spoon from me.

Okay, I love it good and I will give it.

The only bad part I will say is that the Life the Cinnamon part. Yeah, on the Life Cereal kind of looks like a poop street.

It does. Look at that one when the milk hits it. It totally does.

It looks like skid marks.

I don't look at my sugary the when I eat it, So who cares what I look at?

You?

Is that like a personal preference?

Yeah? Did I rate it? No? Three bowls and a spoon for Cinnamon Life, Thanks Quaker.

So we gave it the same thing?

Yeah? Yeah, you know how We're gonna wrap this episode up.

With another reference to something I don't know, really cancel, what's gonna be Weal tells you, what's Saia Jelan Night?

Did you know the original because that was Michael Jackson. You know, Thriller.

I'm not dumb nineteen eighty four.

Or so, I'm not dumb. I just don't know references to Wendell who was.

The Cinema toast crunch baker. No one knows that cinnamon toast crunch ding. That's really cool for you.

All right, Well, I don't know if we're friends anymore.

Next week we're going to review kicks. Do you know who the original berry was? His name was mister Berry.

You're close. That wasn't his name?

The berry had a name?

No, it didn't.

But next time we're actually going to Uh, it was the other option that we had.

So we're gonna do.

The breakfast pastry challenge. I want that and you might not like it.

A cinnamon cereal in there.

I'm not gonna go any further. You're just gonna have to listen. Oh, we're doing these twice a week now. Yes, so these brand new episodes are gonna be posted on Mondays and Fridays.

Yes, And I'm saying it's hashtag more milk Mondays.

I don't understand what that means.

I don't. It's it's trendy. It's a hashtag. Kids love hashtags.

But what does it mean that you'd have to be asking for more milk?

More milk mondays?

No, how about another podcast?

It's a thing. It's a thing Monday, it's a thing, more milk Mondays. Yeah, well then well then you come up with something for Mondays.

There's no other Cereal thing that's m M mondays Mondays.

Now, I don't like that more milk. What's Friday?

Someone tweet us and let us know what.

Should our f Fridays be? And if you like more milk Mondays, make sure you use hashtag more milk mondays.

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That's crazy.

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Oh wait a minute, they already fund it because they're listening. What should they do once they do find it?

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The life gets shoggy really quick.

I love that about it.

So yeah, the check still holds its Crunch, but too bad.

I didn't like the checks because tastes like cab food.

Well we should go now.

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Call it fifteen Happy Kin Sennara to you too, Yeah.

Happy King Signiorra to you too, Scott. So yeah, hit that, oh yeah, and make sure you like and comment and give us five stars.

You don't have to give us five stars if you don't think it's five star worthy. Scott, this could be a piece of crap for all we know.

Why would you say this right now?

We'll see in a few days. Until then, Crunch, you're a dick.