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Centrist Madness

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The official podcast of the alt-center https://twitter.com/centristmadness
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Episodes

Ep. 93: Steven Spielberg's Submarine Themed Restaurant

- Discussion about Steven Spielberg and his movie making, particularly his Submarine themed restaurant - Analysis of the Trump government and its various policies - Discussion about chiseling and finding flat rocks - Viking culture, personal hygiene, and bathing practices - Origins and the concept of soap - Function of soap against oil, bacteria, and viruses - Differences between hard and soft water, effects of hard water on soap & conditioner - Humorous banter involving a fictional characte...

Apr 29, 202557 min

Ep. 90: Big Rocks

Anthony Hopkins' ONE WEIRD TRICK for staying in shape, no matter where he travels. PLUS strongman gyms, smelling salts and other bro-vote catnip that will put you on a intellectual trajectory which culminates in the repudiation of National Socialism.

Mar 26, 202554 min

Ep. 89: MAGA Manners Lesson

Did you even thank us for producing this podcast? Did you even say thank you one time? Did you? Huh?

Mar 03, 202543 min

Ep 86: Wokeness and Its Discontents

Post election musings. The rise and fall of woke and what it means for politics past and future. Fidel Castro's weird dairy obsession.

Dec 27, 202447 min

Ep 84: Resist Lib Stalingrad

Rallying the troops for the final battle between good and evil. Plus toothpaste flavor pairing.

Nov 03, 202451 min

Ep 82: VEEPSTAKES and Rambo

Rambo: First Blood deconstructed in context of the Reagan revolution and its pernicious effects on popular culture.

Aug 06, 20241 hr 5 min

Ep. 81: JOE OUT

Don't cry cause it's Joever, smile cause it Joeappened.

Jul 22, 202452 min

Ep. 78: Evolution DEBUNKED

In the rain forests of Indonesia, there grows a plant shaped like a miniature toilet which provides such an ideal pooping place for the tiny tree shrew that it is almost as if it were hand-crafted by a wise and benevolent creator. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxOlbh-RF/?igsh=ZTFnM3dna3h2cGU3

Mar 30, 202458 min

Ep. 77: Rocky 4

Rocky 4. Matt addresses the lactating Al Gore incident.

Feb 27, 202450 min

Ep. 76: Rocky 2/3

Trump trial updates. Graduate seminar-level semiotic analysis of Rocky 2/3

Feb 20, 202455 min

Ep 75: Rocky I

This is the rocky that started them all, the rocky upon which all subsequent rockys would build.

Feb 08, 202459 min

Ep. 73: Not the Worst Podcast

Critics say we're the worst podcast ever made. We're keeping em honest. PLUS the Republican debate, vampires, volcanos and Microsoft.

Aug 28, 20231 hr 5 min

Ep. 72: Tubs of Lard

Home Depot, Republican debate predictions, annexing Canada

Aug 21, 20231 hr 21 min

The JFK Episode

Patrick Breen joins to help us solve the mystery of the JFK assassination once and for all. The answer may surprise you (if you're a rube.) Also some really great discussion on Bill O'Reilly's killing X book series.

Nov 22, 20221 hr 19 min

Ep. 65: Black Hobbit

Hobbits can be black now. What does it mean? How does it affect YOU? We break down all the angles. PLUS special guest Dhaaruni makes her Centrist Madness debut with some big ideas for the Democratic party.

Oct 11, 202259 min

Ep. 61: Matt gets cruised

Matt attracts some (unwanted?) attention at a gay bar in NYC. Best restaurant idea. French jet boots. Murdered oil execs and whatever Putin is dying of.

May 13, 20221 hr 4 min

Ep 59: Please do not attack nuclear power plants

There's all kinds of stuff in there you don't want to blow up. They have like big complicated cooling systems that are piping water around all sort of different ways, and a lot of controls and electrical stuff you don't want to hit with a RPG. Honestly, and I'm not trying to be a dick, this seems really intuitive and it's fucked up that we even have to point this out. Read up on the paratroopers: https://twitter.com/kamilkazani/status/1499377671855292423?s=21 Donate to Ukrainian Military: https:...

Mar 05, 202256 min

Ep 56: Selenium + Dress

AOC's dress. Selenium, like the element. S-to-the-E. The borderline metalloid. Atomic number 38 woot woot!

Oct 14, 202158 min

Ep 55: The Russia Episode

Our man in Moscow, Sergey Goryashko, reporter for BBC Russia, catches us up to speed on Russian politics, the rise of "Male State" and the foodie culture that is sweeping the Kremlin.

Sep 21, 202156 min

Ep. 54: Afghanistan

Kabul falls, but the dream of a gay caliphate lives on. Continuing coverage of #LambGate. Pro-chef @anashwt joins and he's also some kind of middle-eastern history expert? That's the type of people we have in the alt-center...real renaissance persons. Goddamned polymaths is what they are.

Sep 03, 202159 min

Ep 51: The Meat Episode

* Meat talk * Lamb in America * Matt goes HAM on Yang with Special guest Two Kong Theo

Jun 04, 20211 hr 13 min
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