U.S. Senator John McCain just arrived in the Next World. His arrival ceremony, attended by a huge crowd, was marred by a press release from a person we’ve covered many times on the Report. Who was the wet blanket and what did he say to insult war hero McCain? Robin Leach, former star of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, also just arrived in the Afterlife. Sources say that he may already be planning a return to show business. We’ll tell you what we know so far. Legendary playwright Neil Simon is...
Aug 27, 2018•10 min
The Queen Of Soul, Aretha Franklin, just arrived in the Next World. As you’d expect, there was a huge crowd on hand to welcome her to her new existence. We have all the details for you. Charlotte Rae who played Mrs. Garrett on The Facts Of Life, has accepted a part on a TV show. The Celebrity Medium is concerned taking the job may be a bad move for the veteran actress. Just wait til you hear why. There’s been yet another postponement of the announcement of the names of the boy and girl Martin Lu...
Aug 18, 2018•10 min
Fred Trump, father of the American President, is in a heated feud with Nicola Tesla, the scientist he hired to help him with the World Of Trump, the tourist attraction praising his son currently under construction. Rumor is that Tesla has walked off the project. You won’t believe it when we tell you what’s causing the rift. Charlotte Rae, the actress best known for playing Mrs. Garrett on TV’s The Facts Of Life, just arrived in the Next World. It seems that she may be back in the public eye befo...
Aug 10, 2018•8 min
As predicted on this show, Fred Trump and Nicola Tesla have clashed over the direction Fred’s under-construction tourist trap The World Of Trump should take. As of now, Tesla is on strike until the argument is settled. In the aftermath of their ill received appearance on “The Girls,” Adolf Hitler and his husband Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. have gotten offers from many other talk shows to make an appearance. One offer is particularly interesting and we’ll fill you in on the details. Former Hollywo...
Jul 27, 2018•8 min
Nicola Tesla, famously eccentric scientific genius, has taken a job working for Fred Trump, father of the president, on a upcoming tourist attraction about his son. How are the men getting along? About as well as you’d expect. We’ll give you the deets. Tab Hunter, a recent arrival in the Next World, got an offer from the Wright Brothers to work with them producing gay porno movies. We now have his response and it may not be what you’re expecting. Babe Ruth is now the official co-host on the radi...
Jul 20, 2018•9 min
Former Hollywood heartthrob Tab Hunter just arrived in the Next World. It seems he won’t want for job opportunities. Just wait til you hear who approached as soon as he arrived and what their offer was. We may now have an answer to whether the feud between Professor Stephen Hawking and Babe Ruth was legit or not. What happened when the two went head to head on Hawking’s radio show? The answer may surprise you. Fred Trump. Donald’s father, has cut the ribbon on the tourist attraction honoring the...
Jul 12, 2018•8 min
Joe Jackson, father of Michael and his siblings, is miffed that he didn’t get a celebrity welcome when he arrived in the Next World. Now he has announced a new project intended to make him relevant to the public. Just wait til you hear what it is. Professor Stephen Hawking had Babe Ruth on his morning radio show the other day as a guest. What happened between the two that’s stirring up talk in the Afterlife? Honeymooners Adolf Hitler and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. are booked to appear on a top-r...
Jul 07, 2018•9 min
Joe Jackson, father of Michael and the rest of his siblings, just arrived in the Next World. While he may have expected a celebrity welcome he didn’t receive one, causing him to throw a fit in front of the press. To add insult to injury, Michael was not there to greet his father. We’ll tell you what we know about this family squabble. There’s trouble in Paradise. Newlyweds Adolf Hitler and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were spotted arguing in a restaurant the other day. Does this have anything to d...
Jun 29, 2018•8 min
Rumors are rampant in the Next World that the feud between Professor Stephen Hawking and baseball legend Babe Ruth may not be what it seems. Find out why some are claiming that the whole thing is one big publicity stunt. Actor and little person Jerry Maren is reportedly livid at finding out he’s been impersonated for years in the Afterlife. What did he tell a reporter about what he’d like to do about it? You may be shocked when you hear. The Next World is buzzing over reports that Dr. Martin Lut...
Jun 20, 2018•8 min
Tom Snyder, longtime host of the Earthly Plane late-night Tomorrow Show, has invited former paramours Judy Garland and Fred Trump to come on his current show. Most observers expects sparks to fly when they meet. We’ll tell you what we know. Babe Ruth and Stephen Hawking has been sparring verbally in the press since the professor took over The Bambino’s radio time slot. Now it looks as if the two may go at it head-to-head in the near future. Which of them is saying it isn’t going to happen, thoug...
Jun 07, 2018•10 min
Steve Jobs and Walt Disney, having patched up their relationship, are moving ahead rapidly with their plans for the Next World’s first Disney theme Park. A certain someone well known to our listeners is trying to throw a monkey wrench into their plans, however. Who is it and what is he proposing? Babe Ruth took a verbal shot at the man who replaced him as morning host on radio station Heaven 107, Stephen Hawking. The professor shut him down with his dry British wit. We’ll tell you what the two s...
May 24, 2018•10 min
After an Earthly Plane existence that included a long struggle with mental issues, Margot Kidder just arrived in the Next World. Best known for portraying Lois Lane in the Superman movies of the 70s, she stunned the crowd at her reception ceremony. You’ll find out how. Author Tom Wolff of “Bonfire Of The Vanities” fame, also just arrived in the Afterlife. Does the controversial author intend to continue his brand of New Journalism in his new existence. He spoke out on that and we know what he sa...
May 17, 2018•9 min
One of the most bitter celebrity feuds in the Next World seems to have come to an end...at least for now. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have out down their metaphorical daggers and have announced that they will be working together on a major new project. What is it? We’ll tell you what we know so far. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler are perhaps the highest-profile Gay couple in the Afterlife. Until now, however, we hadn’t heard from their former significant others. Now Coretta Scott Kin...
May 09, 2018•10 min
Fred Trump, Donald’s father, is stirring up trouble for the relationship between Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler with a new political movement. We’ll tell you how it mirrors his son’s presidential campaign. Stephen Hawking recently took over the morning drive radio show formerly hosted by Babe Ruth. The Bambino had some comments about Hawking’s new direction for the program recently. Did Ruth praise his successor or diss him? Comedian/magician Harry Anderson has described his ideal Next ...
May 03, 2018•11 min
Actor Verne Shroyer, “Mini Me” from the Austin Powers movies, recently arrived in the Next World. In the large crowd on hand to welcome him were two very special people. Who were they and why did what they had to say to him mean so much? Bruno Sammartino, legendary professional wrestler, made an announcement about his plans for the future in Eternity. What is he thinking of doing and what famous names is he enlisting to help him? A few weeks ago, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler came ...
Apr 27, 2018•10 min
Harry Anderson, magician, comic actor and star of the long-running sitcom Night Court just arrived in the Next World. We’ll update you about his plans for his new eternal existence. Barbara Bush, grandmotherly former First Lady, had a darker side to her personality. You’ll find out about it and what it might mean for her going forward. Bruno Sammartino, former world heavyweight wrestling champion, is now residing in the Afterlife. Is Bruno thinking about joining the Shakespearian acting company ...
Apr 20, 2018•9 min
Following on the heels of the recent revelation that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler are Gay lovers, the couple dropped another bombshell the other day. Find out what the happy couple are planning. Superstar TV producer Steven Bochco just arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he set his metaphorical suitcases down than he announced the revival of one of his Earthly Plane series. Wait til you hear which one it is! We now know who is replacing Babe Ruth as the morning drive shock jo...
Apr 12, 2018•11 min
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and his Next World BFF Adolf Hitler dropped a huge bombshell of an announcement on The Girl’s, the daytime TV talk show hosted by Debbie Reynolds and her daughter Carrie Fisher. Everyone in the Afterlife is talking about it and you WILL be shocked when you hear what they said. David Ogden Stiers from M*A*S*H and John Mahoney from Frasier have announced they will be working on a new project together. We’ll tell you what we know about it so far. The ongoing feud between ...
Mar 15, 2018•10 min
Actress Nanette Fabray just transitioned to the Next World at the age of 97. Back in the 60s and 70s she was practically ubiquitous on television. To the surprise of the crowd at her arrival ceremony she made a shocking announcement concerning her career. You may be shocked too when you hear what it was. Evangelist Billy Graham is a new arrival in the Afterlife as well. Immediately after he got there he hooked up with someone we’ve reported on extensively and their new alliance is causing some t...
Feb 28, 2018•11 min
Fred Trump has resurfaced into the Next World spotlight after a months-long absence. He says he is going to conduct a }Peoples’ Tribunal” to determine his son’s guilt or innocence in colluding with Russia to influence the American election of 2016. Just wait til you hear who will be on the panel! Artist Jackson Pollock has also returned from a protracted innocence. He is planning on showing a new series of paintings related to his claim that he had nothing to do with electrocuting David Bowie on...
Feb 21, 2018•11 min
Actor John Mahoney who played Frasier and Niles Crane”s father Martin on the “Frasier” TV show, recently arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he arrived than he started inquiring about opportunities for himself. What job is he seeking and what did he find out? You know when you listen. Large comedian Ralphie May has ended his strike against the sitcom he Stars in. Did he get what he wanted? We’ll tell you. Frank Vincent, character actor you’ve seen on The Sopranos and in movies such as Ragin...
Feb 13, 2018•11 min
We now know more details about the Next World arrival ceremony for Delores O’Riordan, former lead singer for The Cranberries. What made her cry and what was the surprising question she asked her fans? Jack Webb, creator and star of the long-running hit TV series Dragnet, is planning on reviving his show for the Afterlife audience. This version, however, will feature a very unusual twist. What is it? You may be shocked when you hear. The Not The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is ready to perform for the...
Jan 31, 2018•11 min
Tom Petty and his Next World band The Earthshakers just performed publicly for the first time in front of a huge crowd? How did the audience react to their first gig? Well give you all the details. The spat between actor Robert Guillaume and Joanie Laurer who wrestled under the name Chyna over Guillaume joining the Shakespearean acting company Laurer works for has been resolved. Who won and who lost. You’ll find out. We have more information about the Afterlife sitcom actor Frank Vincent, known ...
Jan 25, 2018•11 min
Legendary football announcer Keith Jackson just arrived in the Next World. At his arrival ceremony he asked if there was any work available for an old sports announcer. What answer did he get? You’ll find out. Last week it was uncertain whether Frances Bauvier would return to her role as Aunt Bee on the Afterlife revival of The Andy Griffith Show. We now know that she’s agreed to be on the show with one non-negotiable stipulation. What line did she draw in the proverbial sand? We’ll tell you. Fr...
Jan 17, 2018•11 min
Actor/comedian Jerry VanDyke just arrived in the Next World. A reporter committed a major faux pas while interviewing him. How did Dick Van Dyke’s little brother handle the situation? We’ll tell you. Speaking of Dick Van Dyke, actress Rose Marie who played Sally Rogers on his show just transitioned to the Afterlife. With 90 years of Earthly Plane show biz experience, is Rose Marie ready to get back to work? You’ll find out. Like a houseguest who just wont leave, Fred Trump, Donald’s father, is b...
Jan 09, 2018•10 min
As we prepare to take the next two weeks off for the holidays, the Celebrity Medium gives you a summary of some of the biggest stories the Report covered in 2017.
Dec 20, 2017•15 min
Plans are still in the works for an Afterlife revival of The Andy Griffith Show. Griffith has gotten on board but with a major caveat. We’ll tell you what his demand was. Charles Manson wanted to go on tour with David Cassidy but David rejected the bizarre offer. Now Manson has a different spin on the story. Find out what his version of events is as well as what his new plans are. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis announced weeks ago that they would be performing together again soon. Now things have h...
Dec 12, 2017•11 min
Beloved actor Jim Nabors recently arrived in the Next World. After a very well-received welcome ceremony, Jim was approached to revive his Gomer Pyle character in a reboot of the old Andy Griffith Show planned by his former co-star Don Knotts. Did Nabors agree and what doesn’t he know that could put a snag in the plans? You’ll find out. We also know where the new Andy Griffith show will be shot (assuming it gets off the ground). It’s a location that should be familiar to regular listeners to the...
Dec 05, 2017•11 min
David Cassidy, former teen heartthrob and star of TV’s The Partridge Family, recently transitioned to the Next World. He was cajoled into performing a few of his biggest hits on stage for the huge crowd that came to welcome him. We’ll tell you what we know about his future plans. Infamous cult leader Charles Manson also recently began his new existence. Manson was given some bad news upon his arrival and he didn’t take it well. You won’t believe it when you hear what he said. Legendary actor Leo...
Nov 28, 2017•11 min
We now know why Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna in her professional wrestling days, wasn’t at the party welcoming Robert Guillaume to the Shakespearean acting company they both now work for. Her excuse of tending to a “personal matter” wasn’t true. You’ll be surprised when you hear the real reason. Stanley Kubrick has finally premiered his new movie, Obsessive Behavior. Some are calling it a masterpiece while others say it’s unwatchable. We’ll give you the details on the much-delayed film. Basebal...
Nov 14, 2017•11 min
