Hello and welcome to Catfish Trash Talk. This is episode 102. I'm your host, comedian Tracy Carnazzo, joined by my co-host, Noelle Winters-Herzog. Hi, Trixie. Hey, Noel, it's season eight, episode 90 of Catfish Trash Talk. Wow. Catfish, the television show. Jass and Kayla. Okay. So I watched this episode three full times today. Okay. I have like a half a page of notes.
I have so many question marks because I don't understand so much of it. And I'm like, I can't possibly watch this the fourth time. I don't want you to. Yeah. All right. So let's let's set the stage. Also, if you're listening to this, you also have the ability. to listen to our other podcast Macaroni Rascals a Jersey Shore podcast so go check that out and don't forget also
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right lillian's in florida 20 from florida and they talk on the phone but every time she wants to meet up they cancel and so she finds her picture she reverses the picture she finds out that she's pregnant with a boyfriend So she confronts her and she's like, Hey, I found out you're pregnant with a boyfriend. And she's like, actually, that's not me. Right. My name is Kayla Johnson, but. she's like oh okay that's inconvenient because I just got Lillian tattooed across my chest
First of all, your shirt is so cute. Your t-shirt. I just want you to know. Yeah, I love that shirt. It's a Keith Haring. I know, but it's Keith's version of it. It's so cute. No, American Eagle. It's so cute. No, because Target always has Keith's shirt, too. Oh, yeah. Very cute. Thank you. So. So she got the tattoo. This is the second.
this is a i know it's like what i mean you don't want to double check you don't want to like just wait face time so they call her and they're like are you tatted up and she's like yeah mostly neck So of all the places you decide to sleeve, you do your neck. I like it. And then she's like, but this is on my chest. But Jazz told her about the tattoo and.
Jazz was sending her money. Right. So they go to Jazz's Airbnb. Jazz likes to skate. Roller skate. Roller skate. I know. It's so random. Nev is like, oh, okay. I can't do either. Well. She said that Kayla was really upset that Jazz got this tattoo. Right. And it's like, I wonder why. Yeah. So they bonded over coming out of the closet with no support. Right. Which is awful.
Right. And they said that I love you a few months ago and Caleb was supposed to come see her for her birthday and canceled last minute and wouldn't FaceTime with her. And then. Jazz found the real Lillian and they FaceTimed. and she sent other pictures and she's like no no no my name is right right and she said she's quote more caramel toned ready to optimize your nutrition this year factor has chef made gourmet meals that make eating
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And she was like, that's who you're talking. She's like, hey, by the way, I found out who it is. It's this girl, Shania. But how the hell did Lillian find that out? Right. So we don't know. Right. Right. So they spoke last night and Kayla wants to get back together because they had broken up.
OK, yeah. You think I got Lillian tattooed across my chest? Yeah. So now she has her address, though, because she's been door dashing her and she also has cash out her. OK, but who is the idiot here? OK, you've cash out. her 20 to 30 times and the total is $200 what are you sending her a penny five dollars right
This is a penny slot machine. This is terrible. So they message Lillian and they run the Kayla pictures and they find out that Kayla is a someone named Imani. So that's another lie. Sure. So they run the number and it goes back to Shania. And this is the same address that she's been door dashing. Right. So they FaceTime Lillian.
And they say, Lillian's like, listen, I knew it was like a girl from my town or something. Because she knew like things about my mom. Right. Yeah. She knew like that my mom died. So she said that I asked my friend Unique and Unique put it into her Snapchat.
and found out that it's this girl, Shania, who... just by chance she happens to be friends with so that's the part i don't get i guess they just like all went to the same school or whatever yeah adding people from the area on okay because i'm like what does unique have to do with this well because If she was adding people in the neighborhood, she added Lillian. Lillian. Then she added her friend. They don't talk. They weren't friends. I don't know how I'm following this person. Sure.
So they find her number on her social media profile, Unique. And she explains that she looks her up on Snapchat. They've been friends since 2016. And they ask her if she remembers her from like school or whatever. And Unique hangs up on them. OK, but she never calls back and there's no follow up to this. And it flips me out. I know. But there's no follow up. It turns out that on Snapchat, if I've added you.
and you change your name, I still see your old name. And I know that that's true because we did that with the Teen Moms Snapchat. Yes, yes. Okay. So they go to meet with Jazz and they text Shania. And they tell her they're basically on their way. Right. I feel bad for Jazz. Okay, I don't feel bad for Jazz because Jazz has made a million poor decisions with this. Yes. But she's really upset. Yes, this is genuine upset. Yeah, like she's all the way like sobbing. Well, they fly her first class.
To Florida. Okay, but she's lying alone. She's lying with someone else. Okay. They fly her first class and they're like, here, sit next to this stranger. Right. You've never been on a flight before? You guys are going to go sit and coach.
And she's going to be alone in first class. OK, but Cammy, Niamh, buy yourself a first class seat. It's so weird to me. And I'm like, don't you think she'd want to be with you guys no matter where on the plane it is? I know. It's like you might as well just sit in the three seater. Yeah. Yes. Agreed.
so she's crying in the car in florida and they get to the hotel also she's crying and she just goes to the hotel by herself and then they're like all right bye yeah and they're like okay we'll see did they get an airbnb or something they're like see ya i know so shania texted that she'll meet and she said she's like well you already know my address right so they go and they knock on the door and neve opens the door and she's giggly
Okay, she is, or I don't like to say her name because she's whacked and has a million different social medias. Yes. But she is her.
Yes. She's giggling. She said that her and Jazz broke up, but she wants to be with her. And she made the profile to get back at an ex-girlfriend. And then she found Lillian on Instagram. Thought Lillian was pretty. Oh, no. she she had found jazz on instagram i thought jazz was pretty and then yeah found lillian right okay so why would no you don't know lillian and unique no she just knows that they live in the area i guess right i don't understand
She stopped using the Lillian account, though, as soon as... Okay, sure you did. Okay. Jazz's bangs. But why doesn't she move them away from her face? Jazz has pushed her dreadlocks to cover her eyes. And they're shagging right in front. But she's sweating. And they're discussing the tattoo. And she does not seem to care.
Okay. But it's like, I, does she feel bad? She apologizes. She's like, I still want to be with you. Okay. So now we're on the topic of bangs. Okay. Uh-huh. Shania has some bangs herself. She does. Okay. This is the bang off of 2023. This is bang off 2023. Who do you think wins? Okay. So the thing is, when I was little. I like to cut my Barbie's hair. I know. I knew you were going to say Barbie. I knew it. And my mom would explain to me that Barbie's hair is not going to grow back. Uh-uh.
So my mom's like, listen, I butcher your bangs, but at least they come back. Right. Barbies are coming back. Right. And also, Shania, your wig is not going to grow back. Okay. what is the issue is she cutting her wig i guess i was like did she burn it off trying to straighten it or something no i think she cut it i think she cut it with her eyes closed okay like
Okay, I've seen people on TikTok do things like this. Yes, this is a truth or dare. Yes. So they're going to go upstairs to discuss. It's an Airbnb. But they're all Airbnbs. Okay, but you have her number. She lives in this. This is her DoorDash. But this is her DoorDash. It's an Airbnb.
I know. She's always lived in this Airbnb? I'm like, please. For the last year, she's lived in this Airbnb. Yes. That happened to be paid for. And Neva's been paying for it, right? Okay. So, okay. I loved what I... loved what jazz said what jazz say she said that she doesn't want to hold on to something slippery oh my god okay yes and i'm like oh it's just i get it i feel you and i and it's like i just felt like
Shania was just so not aware of like what she did wrong no she was like yeah you're my girlfriend and I love you why Jazz is so mad at her right yeah I mean, she wasn't as off as that other girl we were talking about. No, she wasn't. But at first she was like guns blazing off. Yes. Yes. So they have a bang off. Mm hmm.
And Neve's like, have you ever thought about saving up money to pay for her tattoo? Have you ever thought? Have you ever thought about it? What, in the last five minutes? Right. Have you ever thought about it in your whole life? And she's like, well, I will if she wants me to.
Okay, why don't you pay her back the money then? Okay, well, why don't you pay her back $5 a month for your DoorDash? Yeah. Right. I would be much more mad about the tattoo, but it's like, just cover it up. Do something. I don't know. I mean, it's big. Why would you get such a big tattoo? Listen, two weeks ago, this guy got the same tattoo on his neck. I know, but I feel.
I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't do it. I just wouldn't do it. Also do it in like disappearing ink. Remember? Okay. So we, we went to Kubo's and he's like, get it. You're going to get this initial, get it. In red, so it can be covered up. That's probably my brightest tattoo I have. Because he said red fades. It's probably my brightest tattoo. I have mine covered.
I know you do. I have to cover mine. That's what I should do next time we go there. The funny thing is, is I was thinking the other night about how I should uncover my tattoo. You could. Maybe I'll get a new one. No, I have to cover mine. I'm going to get a new one. I mean, here's the thing. If it was an M, I wouldn't cover it. Well, wrong initial. Maybe we'll get matching tattoos. Oh, cute. I would get it on my wedding ring finger. Very cute.
Goodbye. I hate you. If you know, you know. See you next week. Oh, God. Okay. Bye. Bye.