Celebrity chef Honk Romsey and his team randomly pitch up at Kev’s house to record an episode of his hit kitchen television show. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker doesn’t believe in doughballs. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trappe...
Aug 11, 2025•28 min•Season 7Ep. 10
Today we join Keith and Chris on the frontline of a training session all about the complexities of safely managing risk in the workplace. Participation is mandatory. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker won’t be appearing in this episode due to bakery reasons. Cat Noir i...
Jul 14, 2025•28 min•Season 7Ep. 9
Join Dale Alan for the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview Hollywood actor and all round legend Brian Breynolds on a specially extended episode of Digging Deeper. Brian’s not actually here yet, though he’s definitely on his way. Luckily, someone else is keen to fill in for him, and she swears she has a story to tell. Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to some elephants placing a massive order of iced buns. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders...
Jun 16, 2025•31 min•Season 7Ep. 8
You wanna know what's gonna happen, don't you? Maybe it's for the best you just listen. You can never have too much of a good thing. Curiosity is healthy and can be wise, but sometimes you need to know when to leave well alone. Just get out whilst you still can. Can you hear bagpipes? Oh my god! RUN! Travelling by train, Chip Mason and Gavin Walters find themselves on the run from a bizarre Scottish soldier who cannot possibly exist. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chi...
May 12, 2025•31 min•Season 7Ep. 7
Charlie Blunderwedge and Jim Bond fly out to a small apple producing isle to find a missing child in a story remarkably similar to the old film The Wicker Man; a film so famous that surely everyone must have seen it by now... haven’t they? All celebrity voices impersonated. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. "Hegs" written and performed by Matt Sanders, music by Kevin Chilvers. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laur...
Apr 14, 2025•34 min•Season 7Ep. 6
A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker went bowling. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or...
Mar 17, 2025•27 min•Season 7Ep. 5
Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows. However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing and hatred of long, boring flashbacks in order to be ready. Please arrive early or be a little late. The exact hand of time is where the Hour Man waits. Beyond the eye, just out of view. The Hour Man counts the seconds for you. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers....
Feb 17, 2025•32 min•Season 7Ep. 4
In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single: Kaboom! (End of the World) Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker enjoys time at his local playground; where he li...
Jan 13, 2025•25 min•Season 7Ep. 3
For this year’s seasonally festive special we were inspired by the Dickens’ Christmas tale of ghosts and changing ways. In our version, we’ve reworked the classic into a modern day story of constantly feeling hassled, and given it a name lifted from an old Bowie movie. This pleased Kev cos he’s a massive fan. Matt likes Labyrinth. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and ...
Dec 16, 2024•34 min•Season 7Ep. 2
Ian Browdent, a struggling music producer Is auditioning singers for a new commercial when he is offered the chance of a lifetime: an all-inclusive tour of America. However, there is always a catch. Will Ian be able to explain why there are four dead bodies in the street and he is holding the smoking gun? Or is he destined to spend the rest of his life behind bars? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Origi...
Nov 11, 2024•35 min•Season 7Ep. 1
When Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road tracking the evil Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London, where Danny Peaks is having the time of his life. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from ...
Oct 28, 2024•46 min•Season 6Ep. 8
Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Com...
Oct 14, 2024•44 min•Season 6Ep. 7
Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care? Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot? Dale Alan digs deeper to find out. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us...
Sep 30, 2024•40 min•Season 6Ep. 6
Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much? Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering: What and where is the Pynming August Sun Stone? Written, performed, produced, directe...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 45 min•Season 6Ep. 5
After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instag...
Sep 02, 2024•47 min•Season 6Ep. 4
Join us for the Honk’s Kitchen. Compiling the semi-final and final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated. Who will win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound...
Aug 19, 2024•53 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Compilating Ian and Stella's journey from recording their first album, to the mishaps of not working together and then their musical assault on Vegas. Join us for a love story like no other and music that should never have been recorded due to it's magical qualities. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from...
Aug 05, 2024•32 min•Season 6Ep. 2
Flashback with us to when Matt and Kev lost one of the 9 Miss Marple's that live in their cupboard and chased her across the Cat Noir Metaverse. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is missing. No, sorry, that was a typo. Geoff...
Jul 22, 2024•27 min•Season 6Ep. 1
It's time to count down the top five "True Crime shows of the decade" as presented by Patrick MacNee. The only problem is, Matt's wiped all the tapes. However, the ever resourceful Patrick reveals a unique opportunity for Matt and Kev to finally do some acting. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.z...
Jul 08, 2024•18 min•Season 5Ep. 14
Unexpected equine activity causes a big problem in Kev’s front room. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is here to help, but he’s just popped out. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped wit...
Jun 24, 2024•20 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Flight instructor Mike Russett starts his morning with a challenging lesson. But, for Mike, today is only going to get weirder… Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Cessna FX provided by "Cheeseheadburger" and "Cask" on freesounds.com Geoff th...
Jun 10, 2024•19 min•Season 5Ep. 12
A one-note character, largely known for saying Perkins lots, swears vengeance and justice on the man who wronged her, and will stop at nothing to make things right. Warning: this episode contains themes of revenge and marzipan. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instag...
May 27, 2024•18 min•Season 5Ep. 11
Jude Baxter works at Hamilton laboratories. His single purpose is to clean up after others and be ignored by his colleagues. One night after hours, he accidentally solves the complex puzzle to life on earth, however, has he just doomed the rest of the world to destruction. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects source...
May 13, 2024•23 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Hunted by an array of people braying for blood, Danny Peaks has to think outside the box to defeat the ancient sorcerer before he destroys the city. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Magic Mike has been in touch to advise that he has never ...
Apr 29, 2024•24 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Danny Peaks thought his day couldn't get any worse, but it has. Hunted by the police and now trapped in a disused mine with his family, Danny meets an ancient sorcerer who is in desperate need of a cup of tea. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcas...
Apr 15, 2024•19 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Danny Peaks is in big trouble. His wife has been kidnapped by bandits and the police want a word. Could his day get any worse? Maybe a visit to his rival Graham, will cheer him up? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker doesn't l...
Apr 01, 2024•20 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional, civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a virtual tour of life on an outpost with no other humans and no contact beyond one affectionate android. Episode 70 was written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on I...
Mar 18, 2024•19 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Seizing the opportunity to deliver his own podcast, Bill Shyster introduces us to the greatest money-making venture of all time. Warning: DO NOT give this man any money. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to a long-running dis...
Mar 04, 2024•18 min•Season 5Ep. 5
More gruesome deaths await the third night of the full moon at Bumpkin Manor. Will Kev and Matt survive? Will the identity of the beast finally be revealed? Does any of this even matter? Who knows. Episode four of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find u...
Feb 19, 2024•21 min•Season 5Ep. 4
The second day at Bumpkin Manor brings authoritative questions and stupid answers, whilst the second night brings more blood, death, and the return of the beast. But just what is it? A wild animal? Or are far more sinister forces at work? Episode three of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects...
Feb 05, 2024•18 min•Season 5Ep. 3
