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Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast

Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast is the passion project of two lifelong fans of the hit television sitcom, Seinfeld! On the podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review every episode from the show's nine year run. If you love 'Seinfeld' as much as they do then you won’t want to miss a single moment!

You can find the complete show archive at www.patreon.com/Cartwright

This podcast is part of the BFOP Network

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Episodes

Seinfeld Episode 9 (Season 6) - The Secretary

Seinfeld Episode 9 (Season 6) Summery: “Jerry spots his drycleaner wearing his jacket. George’s unattractive secretary out-earns him. Kramer gets Uma Thurman’s phone number. Elaine discovers that Barneys uses skinny mirrors to hook their customers.” Original air date: December 8, 1994 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast we dive into an episode that Corey can’t remember for some strange reason. Of course, he’s seen it, but he was a drawing a blank the whole time (surely, he should have re...

Apr 15, 202147 minSeason 6Ep. 9

Seinfeld Episode 8 (Season 6) - The Mom and Pop Store

Seinfeld Episode 8 (Season 6) Summery: “George thinks he bought Jon Voight’s car. Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store. Jerry crashes Dr. Tim Whatley’s party to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.” Original air date: November 17, 1994 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey bite into Bryan Cranston’s debut as ‘Tim Whatley’ the same way Jon Voight bite’s into Kramer’s arm! You know, manically and aggressive lol! It’s fun to see the character but why didn’t he want Je...

Apr 08, 202151 minSeason 6Ep. 8

Seinfeld Episode 7 (Season 6) - The Soup Review

Seinfeld Episode 7 (Season 6) Summery: “Kenny Bania offers Jerry an Armani suit in exchange for a meal, but insists that soup doesn’t count.” Original air date: November 10, 1994 Hey, it’s the Soup Nazi episode! Noooope! This is the first appearance of Kenny Bania lol. We were thrown off by the title too! Sadly, for Bania, this episode wasn’t the strongest first appearance of the character. He’s a bit of a tool, but it does get us excited for the “Gold, Jerry! GOLD!” in the future. Until then, w...

Apr 01, 202150 minSeason 6Ep. 7

Seinfeld Episode 6 (Season 6) - The Gymnast Review

Seinfeld Episode 6 (Season 6) Summery: “Jerry dates a Romanian gymnast. Elaine tries to tear Mr. Pitt away from the entrancing powers of a 3-D art poster. George’s girlfriend’s mother catches him eating from the trash. Kramer suffers from kidney stones at the circus.” Original air date: November 3, 1994 This week the boys get down and dirty with The Gymnast(y)! This is an episode of Seinfeld that actually traumatized a younger Corey into having an irrational fear of kidney stones. Adam, on the o...

Mar 25, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 6Ep. 6

Seinfeld Episode 5 (Season 6) - The Couch Review

Seinfeld Episode 5 (Season 6) Summery: “Elaine dates a hunky moving man. Kramer and Poppie go into the make-you-own-pizza business together. George tries to rent Breakfast at Tiffany ’s rather than read it to impress his girlfriend. Poppie pees on Jerry’s new couch.” Original air date: October 27, 1994 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast Adam and Corey dig into some social norms (like whether or not you should offer movers some water) and go off on a tangent about cancel culture! Actuall...

Mar 18, 20211 hr 5 minSeason 6Ep. 5

Seinfeld Episode 4 (Season 6) - The Chinese Woman Review

Seinfeld Episode 4 (Season 6) Summery: “George’s phone line gets crossed with Donna Chang’s and Jerry winds up dating her. Estelle Costanza gets relationship advice from her. It turns out she’s not Chinese.” Original air date: October 13, 1994 Things get a smidge racist on this week’s episode of Seinfeld, especially in the opening monologue, but the boys try their best to tackle sensitive topics while still having a good time. We think we handled it pretty well (maybe eve better than the Seinfel...

Mar 11, 20211 hr 1 minSeason 6Ep. 4

Seinfeld Episode 3 (Season 6) - The Pledge Drive Review

Seinfeld Episode 3 (Season 6) Summery: “Elaine’s friend’s high-talking boyfriend confuses everyone over the phone. Elaine witnesses Mr. Pitt eating a Snickers bar with a knife and fork and the trend catches on. George things everyone is giving him the finger. Jerry hosts a PBS pledge drive.” Original air date: October 6, 1994 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld podcast, co-host Adam immediately regrets telling his co-worker in HR that he has a podcast about her favorite TV show! We are already p...

Mar 04, 202149 minSeason 6Ep. 3

Seinfeld Episode 2 (Season 6) - The Big Salad Review

Seinfeld Episode 2 (Season 6) Summary: “George has issues when his girlfriend takes credit for buying Elaine a big salad. Jerry is disturbed to discover that his girlfriend was dumped by Newman. Kramer gets involved in a slow-speed car chase with a suspected murderer.” Original air date: September 29, 1994 Poor Pinkus. Poor little Pinkus…lol! Adam and Corey have a blast digging into The Biiiiiiiiiig Salad (picture us waving our hands around in the air like George)! Not only does the episode have...

Feb 25, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 6Ep. 2

Seinfeld Episode 1 (Season 6) - The Chaperone Review

Seinfeld Episode 1 (Season 6) Summary: “When Jerry lands a date with a Miss America contestant, Kramer volunteers to chaperone. Mr. Pitt hires Elaine to be his personal assistant. George encourages Yankee management to make the team jerseys from cotton.” Original air date: September 22, 1994 Seinfeld Season 6 is starting strong with The Chaperone! Not only did Adam and Corey enjoy what all the main characters were doing this episode, but this is also the introduction of Mr. Pitt! Come on, who do...

Feb 18, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 6Ep. 1

BFOPNetwork Podswap - Throwback Trivia Takedown

While we’re on hiatus this week we’ll be releasing one new episode from the four other shows in our podcast network. Welcome to the final day of the BFOPNetwork Podswap event! The last show we are featuring is the trivia podcast that co-host Adam runs with his brother called, Throwback Trivia Takedown! Like our network, it’s nostalgia based with a focus on the 70s, 80s, and 90s. If you like trivia then this is the show for you! Listen to Throwback Trivia Takedown here: Apple Podcasts | Spotify |...

Feb 11, 202143 minSeason 5Ep. 27

BFOPNetwork Podswap - Talking Back reviews Back To The Future (1985)

While we’re on hiatus this week we’ll be releasing one new episode from the four other shows in our podcast network. Welcome to the third day of the BFOPNetwork Podswap crossover event! Today we are featuring Talking Back. We love our friends Tim and Dean up in the great white north and we hope you will too after you listen to their review of Back to the Future (1985)! Listen to Talking Back here: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Podbean | Google Podcasts ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be...

Feb 10, 20211 hr 50 minSeason 5Ep. 26

BFOPNetwork Podswap - Podcasting After Dark reviews Trading Places (1983)

While we’re on hiatus this week we’ll be releasing one new episode from the four other shows in our podcast network. Next we have co-host Corey’s cult movie baby, Podcasting After Dark! Every other week he breaks down a different film from the 80s and 90s with our friend Zak. As you hear Adam always mention when we plug the podcast, Corey and Zak can get pretty obscure with their movie choices so we thought it would be best to feature something a little more mainstream. Enjoy Podcasting After Da...

Feb 09, 20213 hr 13 minSeason 5Ep. 25

BFOPNetwork Podswap - The Blast From Our Past Episode 51: RoboCo‪p

While we’re on hiatus this week we’ll be releasing one new episode from the four other shows in our podcast network. First up is The Blast From Our Past Episode 51: RoboCo‪p! The Blast From Our Past is a weekly podcast that Cartwright! co-host Adam does with his brother John. As you’ll hear in the intro, we picked this episode because it features Corey as a special guest lol! Plus, you’ll hear why they both say “I’d buy that for a dollar!” every time they plug the Patreon page ;) Listen to The B...

Feb 08, 20212 hr 27 minSeason 5Ep. 24

Season 5 Wrap-Up Show

As Seinfeld season 5 comes to an end so too does Cartwright season 5 (aka the Season of Sleaze)! On this special wrap-up episode, Adam and Corey reflect on the highs and lows from these past 21 episodes as they list their 3 favorite and least favorite eps and discuss them. And as they gear up for season 6 (aka the Season of Class) they can’t help but take one last trip down sleazy lane as they reminisce about their favorite crushes from this season too! Let us know what your favorite episodes we...

Feb 04, 202150 minSeason 5Ep. 23

Seinfeld Episode 21 (Season 5) - The Opposite Review

Seinfeld Episode 21 (Season 5) Summary: “George decides to do the opposite of his instincts and everything falls into place, even a job with the Yankees. Meanwhile, Elaine loses her boyfriend and her job, but Jerry remains ‘Even Steven.’” Original air date: May 19, 1994 Wow! We can’t believe that Seinfeld Season 5 is over! It went by way too fast, but that’s probably because it was so damn good! But we know what you’re asking yourself right now, “does it stick the landing with The Opposite?” You...

Jan 28, 202154 minSeason 5Ep. 21

Seinfeld Episode 20 (Season 5) - The Hamptons Review

Seinfeld Episode 20 (Season 5) Summary: “A weekend getaway to the Hamptons spins out of control when Jerry’s girlfriend sees George, a victim of ‘shrinkage,’ naked.” Original air date: May 12, 1994 The Season of Sleaze is quickly coming to a close here at Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, and maybe that’s a good thing because the boys get extra sleazy with The Hamptons! Don’t worry, next season with be The Season of Class (unless their wives divorce them over this and then it becomes The Season of...

Jan 21, 20211 hr 7 minSeason 5Ep. 20

Seinfeld Episode 19 (Season 5) - The Fire Review

Seinfeld Episode 19 (Season 5) Summary: “George panics during a fire at his girlfriend’s son’s birthday party and bolts for an escape route. Kramer saves Elaine’s coworker’s pinky toe.” Original air date: May 5, 1994 “You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the 60s, man!” That’s right! This week Adam and Corey breakdown and review ‘The Fire’ (you know, the episode with Jon freakin’ Favreau aka the savior of Star Wars)! Interestingly, this isn’t an episode that the boys ...

Jan 14, 202146 minSeason 5Ep. 19

Seinfeld Episode 18 (Season 5) - The Raincoats Review

Seinfeld Episode 18 (Season 5) Summary: “Elaine dates a “close talker” who loves spending time with Jerry’s parents. Jerry is caught making out during Schindler’s List . Morty and Kramer go into business together.” Original air date: April 28, 1994 Strap in for an extra long Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast as the boys break down and review the two-part episode, The Raincoats. And what an episode it is! Between guest star Judge Reinhold as “the close talker” and both the Costanzas & the Seinfe...

Jan 07, 20211 hr 30 minSeason 5Ep. 18

Seinfeld Episode 17 (Season 5) - The Wife Review

Seinfeld Episode 17 (Season 5) Summary: “Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount, but the scam backfires when his family learns of his “marriage.” Elaine’s health club boyfriend wants to turn in George for peeing in the shower.” Original air date: March 17, 1994 Say goodbye to 2020 with one more episode of Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast! This week the boys talk about how much they love their wives and how much they love peeing in the shower as...

Dec 31, 20201 hr 4 minSeason 5Ep. 17

Seinfeld Episode 16 (Season 5) - The Stand-In Review

Seinfeld Episode 16 (Season 5) Summary: “Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera. He encourages Mickey to put lifts in his shoes, but his advise doesn’t sit well with the other little people stand-ins. George is ready to break up with his girlfriend until he discovers that she’s being encouraged to call it quits with him. ” Original air date: February 24, 1994 Adam and Corey revel in the debut of one of their favorite Seinfeld side-characters, Mickey! And what a debut it is. Danny Woodburn...

Dec 24, 20201 hr 10 minSeason 5Ep. 16

Seinfeld Episode 15 (Season 5) - The Pie Review

Seinfeld Episode 15 (Season 5) Summary: “Jerry meet’s his girlfriend’s father, Poppie, and loses his appetite. Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in window displays. George plots a strategy to buy a suite on sale. Kramer dates a Monk’s cashier.” Original air date: February 17, 1994 Suzanne Snyder from “The Limo” episode (and Return of the Living Dead Part 2 which co-host Corey reviewed on Podcasting After Dark ) returns to Seinfeld as Poppie’s daughter! Bur she’...

Dec 17, 202055 minSeason 5Ep. 15

Seinfeld Episode 14 (Season 5) - The Marine Biologist Review

Seinfeld Episode 14 (Season 5) Summary: “George starts dating and old when Jerry tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. Elaine’s electronic organizer injures a passerby when her Russian novelist client launches it from their window. Kramer golfs on the beach.” Original air date: February 10, 1994 “Tangent” is the world of the day because the boys go on a lot of them this episode! Maybe it’s because they hadn’t recorded together in a while (do to Adam getting COVID) and this was ...

Dec 10, 20201 hr 32 minSeason 5Ep. 14

Seinfeld Episode 13 (Season 5) - The Dinner Party Review

Seinfeld Episode 13 (Season 5) Summary: “En Route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to buy a babka. George’s jacket gets in the way at the liquor store where he and Kramer look for a bottle of wine.” Original air date: February 3, 1994 Like George says in “The Mango” episode: We’re back, baby!! That’s right, after a two week unplanned hiatus due to co-host Adam getting COVID the boys are bringing you an episode jam-packed with Cartwright! goodness while they discuss “The Dinner Party!...

Dec 03, 20201 hr 2 minSeason 5Ep. 13

Bonus Episode: Talking Seinfeld With Kāsha

Hey everyone! First of all, I wanted to let you know the reason for this unplanned two week hiatus: Adam caught COVID about a week and a half ago. We hoped that he would be able to record this past weekend but unfortunately his voice was, well, terrible lol. Thankfully, he’s feeling much better (aside from his voice) and by all accounts we should be able to record this upcoming weekend. The silver lining in all this is Adam’s wife Kāsha offered to record a bonus episode with me! We’ve mentioned ...

Nov 24, 202056 minSeason 5Ep. 13

Seinfeld Episode 12 (Season 5) - The Stall Review

Seinfeld Episode 12 (Season 5) Summary: “Elaine agonizes over a woman’s refusal to pass her some toilet paper under the stall of a public restroom. Kramer convinces Jerry that his girlfriend makes a living as a phone sex operator. George befriends Elaine’s “mimbo” boyfriend.” Original air date: January 6, 1994 Not gonna lie, we came in real hot at the beginning of this episode with a lot of bathroom talk! I mean, how could we not? The episode is called “The Stall” lol! Don’t worry, it’s not all ...

Nov 12, 20201 hr 7 minSeason 5Ep. 12

Seinfeld Episode 11 (Season 5) - The Conversion Review

Seinfeld Episode 11 (Season 5) Summary: “George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion for a girl. Jerry spots a suspicious ointment in his girlfriend’s medicine cabinet.” Original air date: December 16, 1993 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast we review ‘The Conversion’ (S5E11)! We also learn that, like Jerry, Corey WILL look in someone’s medicine cabinet, and that cat skin is (probably) the same kind of skin we have as humans lol. Also… The Kavorka!! Ye...

Nov 05, 202054 minSeason 5Ep. 11

Seinfeld Episode 10 (Season 5) - The Cigar Store Indian Review

Seinfeld Episode 10 (Season 5) Summary: “Jerry offends Elaine’s friend with a cigar store Indian. Kramer sells his coffee table book idea to Elaine’s boss, Mr. Lippman.” Original air date: December 9, 1993 This week on Seinfeld! A Cartwright Podcast… damn it, Adam! You made me do it too!! This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey dive into ‘The Cigar Store Indian’ (S5E10)! Along the way they get sidetracked talking about how great their own legs look, their mutual love for gyro...

Oct 29, 20201 hr 8 minSeason 5Ep. 10

Seinfeld Episode 9 (Season 5) - The Masseuse Review

Seinfeld Episode 9 (Season 5) Summary: “Jerry’s masseuse girlfriend won’t give him a massage. Elaine dates Joel Rifkin - not the mass murderer. ” Original air date: November 18, 1993 The “season of sleaze” continues on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast as Adam and Corey discuss the origins of the term “MILF” as well as what Adam would do for sex lol! Of course, we also break down and review ‘The Masseuse’ but that’s not as captivating an opening sentence as the one above! Let us know what you think...

Oct 22, 202048 minSeason 5Ep. 9

Seinfeld Episode 8 (Season 5) - The Barber Review

Seinfeld Episode 8 (Season 5) Summary: “Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber. Elaine enlists Kramer to participate in her bachelor auction.” Original air date: November 11, 1993 No closing stand-up bit and a secret stinger in the last 5 seconds of the episode?! What is this, some kind of a Marvel movie? Actually, come to think of it…I wonder how Jerry and the gang held up during the Battle of New York in the first Avengers movie? “What’s the deal with these aliens?” lol Anyways, ‘The ...

Oct 15, 202054 minSeason 5Ep. 8

Seinfeld Episode 7 (Season 5) - The Non-Fat Yogurt Review

Seinfeld Episode 7 (Season 5) Summary: “Jerry and Elaine investigate to see if their favorite frozen yogurt is non-fat. The research causes a stir during the New York mayoral election. Elaine dates George’s boyhood nemesis, Lloyd Braun.” Original air date: November 4, 1993 Newman and the Costanzas in the same episode?! You just know “The Non-Fat Yogurt” is going to be a good one! Add to that some great writing and a kid that cusses (always comedy gold, Jerry!) and you have the recipe for a truly...

Oct 08, 202053 minSeason 5Ep. 7
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