Allergic Turkey Tails, Lehmo and Carrie Makes A Joke She Doesn’t Understand

Carrie Bickmore and Tommy Little. This is Carrie and Tommy. Yes, welcome to it. It's a big show on the podcast today, guys. We're already fighting. We are fighting. What are they called? Chokarooms. Chokarooms. I found a new snack at the shop and they are the cutest things ever. They're like a little bit of biscuit as the mushroom stalk. Yes. And then the head of the mushroom is pink chocolate. Yes.

And then the most ridiculous thing was said. Jesse held on to the little thing, onto the little mushroom, and he goes, where's the chocolate? And I said, the bit at the top. And he goes, what? And I said, the bit at the top, the head of the mushroom, the pink thing. And he goes. But that's not chocolate. I'm like, well, it is chocolate. And he goes, no, chocolate's brown. I'm like, of course we all know chocolate's brown. Your exact words were, what colour should it be then?

Brown. No, but we know chocolate comes in other colours. Sure, true chocolate has to have cocoa in it, so white chocolate is not true chocolate. But how else are you describing what is on top of that? Pink stuff. It's pink chocolate. It's pink stuff. Yeah. See, it's described as a crispy cracker with a chocolatey cap. Yes, but not a chocolate cap. Not a death cat, though. It's chocolatey. Jeez. That's topical. Hey.

Actually, the thing I need to talk to you about involves mushrooms up next. I've started taking mushrooms. What do you mean? So I'll explain. It's not exactly what you think. Okay. I don't think. It is hard to think. Actually, I should check before I talk about it. I don't think, I don't think it's, I think it's very legal. But anyway.

I'll tell you about it next. I'll do the research. And if I don't mention it next. If suddenly we're talking about something other than mushrooms, you know that it wasn't legal. Find out next. For you Wednesday, Arvo. It's Carrie and Tommy. Five seconds. Could win you five? No, $3,000. $3,000. I was going to say there's two bits of great news. One is the time game is not too far away. And number two, I've done nothing illegal. Great.

So I looked at the packet of what I've been eating and they are organic and functional mushroom gummies and including lion's mane, shiitake. Well, shiitake you eat often when you have Asian.

But lion's mane, remember when I went through that period where I was having that lion's mane drink every afternoon at three o'clock with collagen powder? I do not remember. That's how I look so young. I do not remember your lion's mane in collagen. Yeah, and you teased me about it. You said, what are you eating? And I said, I don't know. It just says.

It's Lion's Mane. And you said, what is that? I said, I have no idea. Well, I'm probably. But an influencer told me it was going to take 10 years off my life. So I started music. Well, I'm probably. It's going to take 10 years off your life. I'm going to die early. So all that happened is I got home and there were these packets on the bench and I said, what are these? And my housemate Johnny goes, oh, they're good for ADHD.

Have a couple. And I said, okay. And so I had a couple. And then I thought I'd just pay a little. Does he have ADHD too? Johnny. And then. Two of you together in your house, knocking around, leaving doors unopened. The amount of times when we try and leave the house independently.

It's honestly. Like dumb and dumber. I think I broke a record the other day. I think it was seven times, seven attempts to leave the house because I always forget something and I come back in. But when I come back in, I put something else down. Yes. And so then I get to the car and I haven't got the key. and then I go back in to get the key and then I just put something else down. Anyway, I had a couple of these organic and functional and very legal mushroom gummies.

gummies, and I picked a packet. I thought I'd play a little prank. I thought there's no way Johnny is going to fall for this. But I looked through the ingredients and I said, oh no, turkey tail. And he goes, yeah. And I said, bro, I'm allergic to turkey tail. And he goes, what? And I said, and he goes, spit them out. Just turkey, turkey tail. And he goes, spit them out. And I said, I've swallowed them. I've swallowed them.

And he goes, turkey tail? I didn't know you were allergic to turkey tail. He's an idiot. Guys, I've got time for this little panther. He goes, I didn't know you were a turkey tail. I said, bro, I've told you so many times. And he goes, what do you mean? Is it just turkey in general? I said, no, it's the tail. It's the mushroom.

And I said, it's the tail. Hang on. Is turkey tail a type of mushroom? Oh, is it? I thought it was the tail of the turkey. What did you think? The tail of the turkey. But isn't it a mushroom thing? Yeah, but I thought in the mushrooms was tail of the turkey.

with you. I thought there's a bit of lines made in there and there's a tail of the turkey. And he goes, yeah, is it turkey? And I said, no, just the tail. There's nothing specific about the tail. Did you pretend to start? And so then I started coughing a bit and he goes, what? happens. And I said, I think my lips have started. You can't joke about things like that. Please tell me you did a bit of You know, you've heard of the boy who cries wolf. What?

Well, you might be allergic to something and then you'll do that next time. He's not going to help you. Well, he said, she said, what do I do? Should I call an ambulance? To be fair, Johnny won't remember. Please tell me you didn't waste their time. Of course I didn't. At that point, I said, bro, I'm joking. And he goes, oh my God.

Oh, my God. He goes, I honestly thought you must have told me about turkey tail so many times that I've just forgotten. And then what are the chances that I feed you the one thing that has, and we still thought, was the tail of the turkey. Which would just be.

What, feather? Yes. I don't know, but I certainly didn't know it was a type of mushroom. God, I didn't know there was that many mushrooms. So is limes, mate, a type of mushroom as well? Yeah, I think so, yeah. And turkey tail. What other ones are there in there? They're reishi.

Chaga, cordyceps. You're just saying words now. Well, they're words, but they're words that are on the packet. Do they taste like mushroom or they taste like lollies? No, they taste like gummies, gummy bears. Well, we were going to do this.

You're so dumb. Wow. Carrie and Tommy's, how dumb are you? Your mate edition. Because we've often asked, how dumb are you? And you call up with your... stupid things that you admit to. But this is going to be How Dumbs Your Mate edition. Oh, fun. I like it. But I've realised it's both my mate and me because I thought it was an actual turkey tail. Oh my God, how's this? There are over 2,000 species of edible mushrooms worldwide. Oh.

But there's some that aren't edible and it's tricky to know which ones. What, when you're out foraging? I love that word so much. Is that what you're doing, Carrie? As a kid, where I grew up on the property I grew up with, we often had little mushrooms and I never knew if they were ones we could eat or not. It was just mum's stash. Stepping over the blue tongues. Yes.

Climbing the trees and doing kid stuff, you know? And we'd go marroning in the swamp. Marroning? Marroning. Looking for Marin in the swamp. You mock me, but that was my childhood. Yeah, I know. That's why I mock you. If it wasn't your childhood... I remember one of the most disturbing things was we'd bring the marron back and we'd put them in a hot pot of boiling water. No, but isn't that how you cook shellfish? Yes, but...

As a kid, you don't put two and two together, that one thing leads to the next, right? And we'd watch the process. It was really confronting. Yeah, but that's the first time. You probably kept doing it. You've just mouthed and delicious. No. I have not. 131060, what did your dumb mate believe? Give us a call. Carrie and Tommy. For your Wednesday, Arvo, it's Carrie Bickmore and Tommy Little. And on 131060, we're doing this.

You are so dumb. Wow. Carrie and Tommies, how dumb are you? Your mate. Edition. How dumb's your mate? I told my mate I was allergic to turkey tail. Which, to be fair, we're dumb too because we've just discovered that that's a form of mushroom, not just the tail of turkey. Yes, because he asked me then in a panic, he said, is it just turkey in general? I said, no, just the tail.

And he believed me. Yes, he believed that you were allergic to an item in these new mushrooms that you're having for your ADHD. It's all very strange. And he was worried you were going to go into anaphylaxis and you were tricking him. Oh, Carrie, you've made... What? That's not what happened. I didn't say that. Isn't that exactly what happened? No, I just said my lips were getting a bit swelly. Roy, how dumb'd you make?

G'day, Kerry. G'day, Tommy. How are we, guys? Happy birthday for last week. Thank you, Edgen. Appreciate it. One of our friends, Campbell Brown, I don't know if you heard this story or it's been probably told. So he's had a flat tyre on last week.

He's called up the roadside assistance. The lady said, have you got a spare tire? He's looked all over the car. He's looked underneath the seat, underneath the back seat, the back of his car, underneath, and he couldn't find it. So the guy comes from roadside assistance. and finds it stuck to the back of the car. Oh, my God. They're so obvious when they're on the back. Not only that.

When he went to change the tyre, the guy said he wanted to put it back around his car. And he goes, I don't want it. What do I need it for? I love that man. To be fair, what does he need it for? What do you mean? Because it's just the tyre, not the wheel. Like you still need the wheel. What? So when you have a flat tyre. Yeah. You know how a tyre costs, let's say 150 bucks. Your wheel.

Couldn't cost like two grand. But aren't you putting on a whole new tyre and wheel? No. You don't need to replace the wheel when you've just got a flat tyre. Hold on. So I've got a flat tyre. Yeah. I get what from the back? What? What do I get? The spare wheel. The spare wheel. Yeah. And I put it on, but then why do I still need the flat tyre? You don't need the flat tyre, but you need the wheel.

Oh, right. To put a new tyre on. Sorry, sorry. He's wanting to know what to do with the wheel, not the flat. You don't keep the flat tyre, though, do you? You don't need to. You can if you want, Carrie. Yeah, this is that ripping the tyre off the rim on the side of the road. Carrie's also just strong. away a two and a half grand rim. I haven't swapped a tyre in a while. I don't think I've ever swapped a tyre. Swapped. Swapped is an interesting term instead of changed. Christy.

Hi. How dumb is your mate? We're good, thanks, Christy. Well, it's not a mate. It's a family member, and she is my now 21-year-old niece, but she was 16 at the time. I used to live in Port Stephens and we were up there one day and I took her down the beach and she's gone frolicking in the beach to go look for shells. And she's come running back up to me and she said, oh, I found this shell, I really wanted it.

And I took one look at it and I said, darling, that shell is occupied. And she goes, but there's another shell inside it. I said, yes, that's at store. It was a sea snail. Anyway. After taking five or ten minutes to convince her that there was an actual snail inside of it, she noticed that there was a hole at the top of the shell. So the next words that came out of her mouth were... There's a hole in the top of the shell. Is that where it breathes from?

I said, darling, it lives underwater. Sorry, guys. That's on me. That's okay, Sammy. But, Christy, it does still have to breathe, though, doesn't it? Yes, but... Yes, but not out of the whole of the top of the shelf. That is. Christy likes it. Christy likes it.

It's like, Sammy, you threw your head in your hands there, producer Sammy. I'm with Sammy. What was wrong with you? I don't think I even understood. I'll talk to Christy in a sec when you drop her, but she told me it so much more succinctly and straight to the point. I was like, you know what, that's a fun one. You sound like a lovely lady.

Oh, she's delightful. She's delightful. But also, she's on the big stage, so maybe she's just got sticky feet and wanted to stick around. But we've just got some other better callers. Okay, well, let's go to Mags. No pressure, Mags, but apparently you're a better caller. I'll try. G'day, Mags. Hi guys, how are you going? Yeah, living the dream. Why? I don't know. This was actually about my brother-in-law. He was in his early 20s.

His best mate was starting to grow a bit of a stubble beard and he asked his best mate, why can't I grow a beard? Nothing seems to happen. So his mate said to him, oh, I rub oats and honey on my face. So off he went rubbing oats and honey on his face every night.

And months passed and he ended up saying to his mate, Devon, like, mate, I've been doing this for months and nothing's happening. He ended up admitting to him that he just stitched him up and, no, he just got to grow a beard and good foot.

That's a month he was rubbing oats and honey on his face every night. Mags, was he going to sleep with honey on his face? I'm not sure. I don't think about the sleep. I think it was before a shower. He would make up the mixture and put it on his face every night. To be fair, Mags.

Most of us are rubbing stuff on our face every night that we've seen that someone's told us that they put it in a jar with a fancy sticker from a fancy company and we're like, oh, that cost 500 bucks. That must be good for us. It's probably just. Like that. And nothing's doing anything for us. What makes your beard grow, Carrie? Perimenopause. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Carrie and Tommy. Carrie and Tommy.

It is a Carrie and Tommy. Yes. And we are playing. What are we exactly? What are you? I'm a woman. What are you? I thought you were Mario. Like Super Mario. How dare you? I have a little moustache, but you can't see it from here. Can you? Can you? Can you? Going into that break, you are absolutely Giuseppe or Mario. Have you changed? Can you see my moustache?

Well, who are you now? No. Yeah, you guys have got to work out. Have you had a meeting to work out who you actually are? This is a demeanor. would this happen to your voice? I never do the voices. I think you two need to be on the same page. But you always do the voices off air. You are not the same as him. Hey, sorry, I'll make it higher for you. Is it a bit, though? Hey, playing white bread over there. You're being a bit boring.

Why don't you dip your fingers in the Bolognese? Hey, what do people prefer most? Plain white bread. Delish. I don't think the Italians like plain white bread. Yeah, they love it. No, I like focaccia. Yes, si, si, focaccia is better. Yes, and a panini. Let's give away some cascia. Time, time, bo-bine, banana, banana, bo-bine, beef, I'm all mine. Time, gang, carry it, top.

One of the producers said I should be Snooki from Jersey Shore. I don't even know who that is or what accent that is. Oh, my God. You're being a bit of a wet blanket. Oh, no. The blanket is so wet. Oh, no. I've got to suck your blanket on me. Oh, no. Hello, Alexis. Ciao, Bella. Ciao, Bella. Alexis, you are a beautiful girl. Alexis, you want to win on some cash?

I'm ready. Yeah, are you ready? So what you've got to do is I'm chasing over here. Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinco, seis. That's a racist. That's counting to five in your language. Okay, you know how I do it. A one, a two, a three, a four. Jacina's going to say a start, and then you just have to say a stop. And if you say a stop. On exactly a five second. Who does she win? You win it. You win it. You win it. You win it. You win it. You win it to cash? You win it to cash.

You win a decash. Too much decash. Oh, sure. Alexis, I'm so sorry. You're wasting people's time. They just want to win a decash. There you go. Give it a bit more. I just want to give people some money. Oh, what happened to you? Oh, maybe her passion go out of the moon door. Oh, could it go out of the moon door? Alexis, I'm passing you over to Jessie now. You say stop at exactly five seconds. Are you ready? Yes. Start! Stop! Oh good, stoppa!

I felt like a good stopper. It was a bit slow, a bit long. Oh, no, I felt this in my left breasticle, which is... The bigger of my breasticos. Something important to know for the listeners. Sometimes, us ladies, we have one breastico bigger. One left. Man lifter. Mine. Oh, you said man lifter. Mine. Our new producer, Zoe, is shaking her head. She's got her head in her hand. Zoe can do the accent. Zoe, button up!

She's like me. I don't like doing them either, Zoe. I can't do it. No, I can't. That sounds funny. That sounds funny. Oh, sorry, Alexis, we kept, are you waiting? Oh, my God, my friends messaged me and said, make this stop. Make what? Yes, I agree. We are running out of time. Okay, quick, how did Alexis go? 6.40. Bye-bye.

Okay, quick. Let's go to the handsome man. Just five minutes. Can we get quicker through them? Oh, Adam, hello. I was going to try, but I'm not even going to try. I'm just going to move on with Carrie. Just give me a bonjour. Just give me a moment. Oh, it's Tommy. Oh, it's Tommy. He's a good man. With a beautiful face. I want to touch your face. You just remind me of those three. Oh, sorry, comedians. Oh, such a good boy. Such a good boy. Okay, Adam, you ready to reply? Ready. Start.

Stop a little bit like my ex-husband Too long. Too long. I'm so sorry for your loss. No, I mean when he's sitting on the crapper. Get your mind at that vegata. Or do you mean when he's making the salami? Oh, Carrie is trying to make a sausage joke. Is Carrie making an ethnic joke that I don't understand? She brings so much shame to the show. Why are we trying to have a good segment? She's always talking about the penis.

It's disgusting. It's disgusting. Elise, how are you? Hang on. Sorry, Adam. I don't even know. Is it like a Mesa husband? 6.06. Yes, you must do that. Pray. Pray on the way down to your death. Elisa, hello. Sorry, can't do accent again. Okay, white bread. Good luck. Ready to play? Ready to play. Start. Stop. Oh, God, I felt that one right in the meatball. That felt a bit quick.

Did it? Yeah. Be like my ex-husband. Oh, with the salami again. Oh, no, so sorry. No, that was a sex joke in that time. Tamina can be saucy. Anything from you, penis big more? No. Nothing. Oh, shit. She said, her mouth is full. She's going to talk. The salami. Stop. What do you mean? I don't even know what to say. How did you go, Jessie? 4.31.

Oh, no. Okay, one more. We've got only time for one more. Sarah, how are you? Hello, it's Amelia. Oh, it's Amelia. I want you to win out of cash. Are you ready to play? Are you ready? Okay, start! Stop! Opa!

No, that is the wrong country. No, I say words from other countries sometimes. Sometimes I say mercy. Please, please, please. Oh, please, please, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please

Is that from my country? Yes. So good. I see. A bit like my ex-husband. Anyway, let's find out. Oh, you pray and he go. I get you. It's a funny lady. Okay, you've both lost your mind now. Oh, shut up. It's not funny anymore. Shut up. Can you let it end? Oh, shut up. How did Sarah go? Sarah, yes? Oh, no. No, you mean 4.36. Oh, she died. She died as well. A bit like my ex.

For your Wednesday, Arvo, it is Carrie Bickmore and Tommy Little. And Carrie says on the board, girls' trip. Are we going to a girls' trip? Coming up after four, so I'm excited to hear where we're going. YTG. Yes, but right. Oh, it's Tomalina. No, what was your name?

Are you two coming? What are you talking about? Just before. Who? I don't like. That is gaslighting, just so you're fully aware what you're doing. I ducked out before. I'm not sure what you got up to. The Pharaoh was in here doing mine.

As per usual. What have you got now? So yesterday you spoke quite passionately about the new person you're sleeping with on the show. We're a cute couple. Yeah. I've started sleeping with my sloth. You're sleeping with a giant soft toy. And it's so snuggly and it makes me feel so safe and I love it. You should all try it.

I'm all right. I had the view you had. I was like, that is for a sad person. No, I'm still going to aim for people. Yes, but you get people easier. I don't. Are you using your slough to pick up? No, no. I think it's doing the opposite. And I thought we've only heard one side of the story. Oh, my God. If we're going to speak to a sloth. Not a sloth. We're going to speak. Is this Carrie's sloth? That's right, guys. Eli? Eli?

I know this is you, and I don't like when we talk to an animate object. Sure, you should be happy to hear from your sloth. No, I speak to sloth every night, and that's not how he sounds. That's Eli Howe. I think, sorry, I think we need to clarify this story a bit. Does Carrie speak to you every night? She talks at me. Did she ever ask you about you or how your day was? She doesn't.

I don't even know my name. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's right. You said you used to refer to it as sloth. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. You don't even ask the person you're sleeping with. You don't even know their name. You know. My name is McAlva. McAlva. McGill. Can I ask Sloth then, if we're going to do this, how much do you enjoy snuggling me at night, Sloth? Miguel. I'm covered. fake tan. Well, I'm covered in a heap of care, you know. I see you removed.

I'm the best side table. Oh my gosh, it does remove her hair. Yeah. And does it just sit there? It spooks me. Do you enjoy. Do you enjoy. Best inanimate object we've ever spoken to. Hang on. Do you enjoy. Oh, I love slothies so much. It's Miguel. No, it's my nickname. Miguel, do you enjoy, apart from being covered now, covered in fake tan, do you enjoy that Carrie spoons you every night?

She's taken me away from my friend. Of course, because you were with all the other slogs. Because he's from South Australia. At the fairground. Oh. She stuffed him in her carry-on baggage. I paid for you. I paid $100 for him. Is that what you think Miguel's life is worth? Oh, my God. I think that's quite. A lot of money for you, Slotty. If you had your choice, Mikkel, would you hug Carrie and sleep with her? I'd prefer not to because...

She's not my type. Because she's human or because she's a woman? Because she's a woman.

Oh, Miguel, you're more into men. Happy Mardi Gras. Carrie and Tommy. Carrie and Tommy. God, it'd be so fun to go to the Pink Pony Club on the girls' trip. Oh, my God. You know what happened on girls' trips? What's happening? What's happening? You just threw your shirt off your shoulder before we started. What's going on with your energy about this girls' trip? First you shoved your chest. What happens on the girls trip?

stays on the girls' trip. Is every girls' trip Vegas? Have you got some music? No, we don't go to Vegas. That's so tacky. That's for boys' trips. Can you put some music on for the girls' trip? What do you like on your girls' trip? Actually, we probably need a bit of girls. That's good. Yep. We could have a bit of Katy Perry because she's coming on the girls' trip. What do you mean? Yeah, Katy Perry's coming. Where are we going? You're not going. Why not? Because Katy's going.

And Katie doesn't go where you go. Oh, my God. The thing with Orlando, he said, you cannot go where any baby's going. Is that what he said? You know what I've just realized? Carrie might be a bit mean girl about the girls' trip. Okay, we can't do any more accents. We've done our quarter of a girl accent. Why do you guys want to do girls' accents so much? Why don't you do one of your accents? You should stop just being a mean girl and then we won't have to do them.

you're not coming on the girls' trip. Instead, the girls' trip is Katy Perry. No. You still haven't given us our music. Oh, my God. Did you hear what Carrie said about Katie? Do you hear what Carrie said about fireworks? She hasn't had a bang in a while. Oh, my God. You know who is going to be singing that at the top of their lungs? A big fan of Katy Perry. Mrs. Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' wife.

His fiancée. So far, Katie's coming. Lauren Sanchez is coming. And, oh, my God, the queen of the girls' trip. Is Lauren's brother dirty coming? Sanchez. He's a stripper. Sorry? He's a stripper. Sorry? We've forgotten. Carrie's made a joke about something. She doesn't know what it is. You should keep saying it. No, don't keep saying it. I don't know what it is. Absolutely not.

I just did that thing I hate where I laugh along with something I don't understand and then find out afterwards. I thought it was the guy with the moustache, like Luigi kind of thing. Kind of. Kind of. But then you tried to add to it. Okay, anyway, I need to talk to you about the third girl on the couch. Oh, my God, who else is coming? Oh, who? None other than Gail.

Who's Gail? Gail King, Oprah's bestie. Oh, my God. So all three. She do have a girl's trip. Not me because I'm not in their club. All three are going into space. Yep. Sorry. Jeff Bezos, obviously, Blue Origin, has gone, you know what? I want to take the girls up into space. Time for some ladies to get a go on my rocket. Am I right? Yeah. Okay. Your story, Dirty. I've gone from being a mean girl to her. I'm so confused who I am.

I don't know who you are. Remember when she said, well, we can't do the voices? But then she just rolls in and out. Anyway, so he said to his fiancée, to Loz, he said to Loz, you pick who you want to come on the trip. So she got Katy Perry and she's got Gail. Now, this bit we're going to be at. Gail said she had to check with her kids first. Her kids was okay. What's wrong? What's wrong? I'm picturing you looking up on the internet and working out what you've been saying.

And it's making me laugh. So Gail had to run it past her kids. And she said in a weird sentence, she said, once Kirby and Will, which are her kids, and Oprah was fine with it, I was fine to go. I had no idea that she had to run everything she did past Oprah. She's on the trip. Yes, sorry. She said, I thought Oprah would say no. Isn't she Oprah's- Why does Oprah get to say whether she goes into space or not? Isn't she Oprah's assistant? Or is it just Bestie?

But that's more than bestie. I don't have to check in my bestie before I go on a girls' trip. What? Is she more than bestie? Because Katy Perry's on the trip. Yes. No, it's not that at all. I mean, assistant. Isn't she her assistant? You don't have to check. You have to ask the boss if you can go to space. Absolutely. I don't think so. You just ask for time off for holiday. You don't say, can I go to space? But who does she ask for time off? I mean, Oprah is pretty powerful, though. I learned.

how to swaddle a baby and how to put Ollie to sleep from Oprah. Did you? Mm-hmm. I used to watch daytime TV and she said there's three types of cry. There's a baby cry that just goes wah, wah, wah. And that's I'm hungry cry. And then there's the wah, wah. What's the crying when you want the story to get more interesting?

And that one means they're just protesting. So don't go to them. They're not hungry. They just don't want to be in bed. And so if there's a break in the cry, let them go. And that is how I learned to sleep train my son. We got there. 131060. What did you learn from Oprah? She's full of wisdom. Is that what we're doing? Well, I think there's lots of stuff. The secret. There's people that have done the secret for years. I, producer Sash. What secret? Yeah.

I don't know. No one has secrets. No, it's the whole series on the book called The Secret. Producer Sash lives by one of Oprah's quotes. Sammy, our producer, has asked for another phone call as well. Sash, hold on, Sash. Hold on, Sasha. What's the Oprah quote you live by? It was when I was drinking too much during COVID and she said, know better, do better. And I wrote it on a post-it note and put it on a mirror. Do you reckon it's hers or do you reckon she's here?

lifted it. Oh, I think she may have. Gail would have found it for her. But yeah, she said it. She said it. She said it. It's Oprah. So once again, on 131060. Yeah, what's Oprah told you to do and you've done it? Because Gail's going to space. Carrie and Tommy. Here's your Wednesday, Arbo. It's Carrie and Tommy. So we're talking girls trips because Katy Perry.

Jeff Bezos' fiancé, Lauren Sanchez and Gayle King, they're going to go up into space on a girl's trip with Blue Origin. It'll be the first all-woman mission since 1963. But one of the things I found weird was that Gail has to check with Oprah whether she could go. And Oprah gave it the tick. I then said, there's lots of things that we've learnt from Oprah. She is our go-to woman for many things. I learnt how to swaddle a baby and listen to his cries. Producer Sar, she learnt.

What did you learn? Know better, do better. Know better, do better. Annabelle, what did you learn from Oprah? And that's know with a K, isn't it? No with a K. Yes, yes, yes. Sorry. Yeah, all good. Yeah, Oprah's Ohio principle. Only handle it once. So get an email. Don't read it unless you're ready to reply. RSVP straight away. Fill in the form straight away.

She obviously didn't have ADHD, did she? That's a good... Well, I do, and it's really helpful. Has it? Yeah, that sounds helpful, Annabelle. Yeah, it is. So don't open it until you can attend to it. Yeah, if you've got a bill. Don't open it so you're ready to sit down and log into your app. What if you're never ready? I just realised I'm doing it. What do you mean?

I don't open anything. Actually, you don't open any of your messages. No. Or bills. Are you going one better? You're not handling it even once. I'm only handling it never. You're Ohio. You're not Ohio. I only handle it. I'm Ohioan. Only handle it never. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Good on you, Annabelle. Thanks, Annabelle. Here's a little update. Gayle King is not Oprah's assistant, by the way, either.

Sorry, I didn't know that. They met like in the 70s and they worked together at the Baltimore TV station and Oprah was a news anchor and Gail was a production assistant and later became a reporter and they became best mates. Why didn't you tell me that before? Because I just learnt that. G'day, Emily. G'day. What have you learnt from Oprah? This was in the late 90s, but Oprah taught me that if you get put in the boot of a car, like kidnapped, you punch out the...

the light and flag down the person travelling behind you. Did this happen to Oprah? I don't know. It was like a kidnapper safety session, I think. You punch out the light. So your hand sticks through and you flag down the person behind you. What would you have gone, like, what was your tactic before that? Just kick and scream. Kick and scream, yeah. But if you're in the boot, yeah. I mean, it's life-saving stuff, really. It is. Yeah, thanks, Oprah.

Yeah, no wonder Gail checks with her on things. She knows stuff, you know. Yeah. Not with a K. No, with a K. With a. She knows stuff. She knows. Yes, with a K. Carrie and Tommy. Driving you home from three till six, it is Carrie Bickmore and Tommy Little. He's got a brand new show touring the country. I need to tell you about a thing I did. It's the one and only Lima. It's great to be here. Don't ask me what that is.

thing is, by the way, because that's for the show. That was going to be my first question. You have to come to the show to see what the thing is. You've done more than one thing, though. I've done lots of things. Tell me about another thing. I'm going to share some of those in the show. How's the beautiful Kel going? Kel's great. Beloved. Can I say?

Can I say? You're not meant to laugh that hard. When I say beloved. When Carrie says beloved. I'm meant to go, Brian, oh, she's the best. Instead of going. You know. You go. Can I. So your child is outside the studio. Yes. You should point out. pupil free day today, so tread carefully. Yeah, I know. It's hard. He can't hear, thankfully. At all.

Or just this chat. I wish. He's just yelled out, I can. Did he? Did he say? I think so. Look at this. Oh, well, it's going to pump the brakes on this. But just to address the thing, it was about me not getting excited about my wife. Can we turn ourselves off?

there so yeah you're in the code cone of silence here plus the whole of our listening audience can i run something past you i was we've got a staffy who i love this dog and i was playing with the dog one day and my wife said to me you love that dog more than you love me. It's hard to answer that. I don't know what came over me, but I decided to give her an honest answer. Oh, no. Why? And I said, it depends.

And she goes, depends on what? And I said, well, I love this dog nine out of 10 the whole time from the date arrived in the house to now hasn't wavered one bit, but my love for you. Goes up and down. And sometimes you dip below the dog. You dip below the dog. You're meant to say what you say to your children is what you're meant to say to your partner. I love you all the time. Some days I like you more than others. Oh, right. That's what they're meant to say. So the love never changes.

Just some days she's more likeable than others. All right. And you're more likeable than others. Well, I hope, Kel, if you're listening, what Carrie said. Oh, she's gone. But, you know, in a relationship you also get to points where you withhold information from your partner just for people.

The sake of peace. I think that's all relationships are, aren't they? Yeah. No one ever speaking the truth. It's not just information. It's bank accounts. It's the secret gambling account that every man in the world has. There's so much you have to hide just to smooth the bumps. But during the school holidays, my wife was at work and I had to take our son to school holidays. You had to take him to school holidays. I had to take him to swim lessons. Oh.

And I couldn't find his bathers. So I had two options. Option one, ring my wife and say, I can't find his bathers. Where are they? Or use your eyes. See? Or, and that would have been just handing her, handing her. Well, you should know where they are because you should take it more often. I knew this would happen if I brought it up in here. That would have been just.

handing her ammunition for a future fight at an undisclosed. It'd be three years down the track. You couldn't find his bathers, you idiot. Three is being very kind. Option number two. Yes. Don't call her and just go and buy him another set of bathers, which is what I did. Yes. So I went and bought him another set of bathers. We went to swim lessons. Everyone's happy. Three days later, my wife sees the new pair.

And she goes, what's going on? I said, you know what? I thought he needed a spare pen. And she goes, well, look at you. Good on you. Thinking outside the box and doing something nice for your son. Good on you. And then the little blabbermouth pipes up and goes, no, no, he couldn't find mine and was too scared to call you. So he just went and bought me a new pair. What a snitch.

What an absolute snitch. Dirty little snitch he is. Cannot keep a secret. Last year when it was my birthday, it was my birthday on a Sunday. I'd been away. I got home on a Friday. I walk in the house and he goes, the eight-year-old.

He goes, hey, Dad, Mum and I have got your birthday present. Do you want me to get it for you? I said, no, no, no. Give it to me on Sunday when it's my birthday. He goes, do you want me to tell you what it is? I said, no, no, mate. Sunday when it's my birthday. He goes, do you want me to give you a clue? I said, no clues. No, he goes, come on, can I give you one clue? I said, all right, one clue.

It's a watch. That's a good clue. That's a very strong clue, mate. I reckon I can guess it from that. If you were to give a clue for a watch, what are you saying? Because if you say it tells time, that's obvious. Something you can wear. Something you can wear. Okay. Yes, that's true. Something you can wear. I've got me a dress. A pair of boxer shorts. I had a dream about you. You had a dream about me. Yes, it's funny actually. Hang on. Popcorn, please.

And Carrie has a history of having these dreams. I have a history of very saucy dreams. I had a history. I'll tell you who I've had a history of saucy dreams with up next. Carrie and Tommy. Carrie and Tommy. Driving you home this afternoon, it is Carrie Bickmore and Tommy Little and we are still joined by Limo. He's got a brand new stand-up show. I need to tell you about a thing, Adelaide. A thing I did. A thing I did, sorry. Adelaide, you're up next in Gluttony.

And then, of course, onto the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Grab your tickets to see the one and only Limo. But I need to tell you about a thing I did, and that was a dream that I had about you. Please. Over the years, and normally there when I'm pregnant, I've had very aroused dreams. I'm glad we're off to your son out there. Right. About.

And I discovered after them by, because when I tell you them, you're going to be outraged, but I discovered afterwards from a dream expert. Yes. It was about power dynamics that I was feeling like because I was going to have a baby and I was going to lose like the power dynamic in my life and work. everything, and that's what they represented, not the person I had them about. So the person is kind of incidental? Yes, but when you hear them, you'll see what I mean by power.

Okay, so the first one was John Howard. All right, okay. I haven't... She saw him play cricket. I haven't appeared in many lists with John Howard. It's the eyebrows. Something to hold on to. The next one was. Imagine him and Jeanette. And in his parachute tracksuit. Oh, yeah. The next was. I was about to say you'd hear him coming from a mile away. In a huge truck at a roadhouse. It was Eddie Maguire. Eddie. Oh, wow. And then the last one.

Lock it in. Yes. And the last one was at the time I was working with him. It was the show I was working on as the newsreader and it was Husey. Right. Okay, you're really plucking from the top of the tree here. How does... The top of what, Trey? How does the power dynamic thing work with, I understand, Eddie, but in a truck at a roadhouse? I don't think we get bogged down in the details of where it happened.

I think we should. Maybe that's some fantasy I never knew I had, you know. Who's the truck? Have you? Eddie's. Were you? All the Collingwood guys are in the back. The truck. Off the truck. Off the truck. Were you hitchhiking? Did he pick you up in the truck? I honestly can't remember. And I can't remember the details. Did you blow his big horn on the truck? I can't remember the details of the dream.

That you were in either. Right. Except for the two people involved. No, I genuinely can't. Okay. It was a couple of weeks ago. I mentioned it briefly on the show. Yes. The person. who I had the sexy dream about. Unfortunately, it wasn't you and I'm not going to name who the person was because it was very vulnerable. And at some point in my life I will, but right now it's very vulnerable. What, an Eddie Maguire in the back of a truck is not vulnerable? Okay. But you were driving the car. Hang on.

Okay, so I'm an Uber driver in your dream while you're... No, we weren't getting it on in the car. The person that I then went on to have this sexy dream about, in the dream we were in a car and you were driving it. We'd been out somewhere together. Oh, right. And so you were the driver. I'm sorry I didn't have a sexy dream about you, but you were the driver in my dream and I thought you'd like to know. I was getting excited.

moment. Now I'm the designated driver. But to be fair, given the list I've just told you, do you want to be part of that list? It's a very infamous list. It's an interesting list. I mean, I've never been in a list individually. I actually, Eddie, I have been in a list with Eddie.

What was that list? Hosts of the footy show, but I don't really want to go on about that. Wouldn't Husey have been on that list too? Yes, yes. Husey would be on that list as well. I don't think John Howard ever hosted the footy show. But Limo is on. the list. He's not. He was driving. Yeah, but he is on the list of men who have been in your dreams. Oh, I mean, if we were doing that list.

That's a lot longer list. What are the dreams? Because men can be in your dreams without anything saucy. I've never had a dream about any famous women. I dream about people I know all the time. Right. Have you? Famous, non-famous. You don't know John Howard. Famous and non-famous. I dream about people I know and don't know a couple of times a week. Just at the risk of a... There's all been too much information. When, say, the John Howard one, for example, in the dream, was it a good old time?

Oh, they're all. Everyone's having a great time. Yes. Everyone's having a great time. That's what's disturbing about them. And that's why we got a dream expert on because I needed to understand what was happening in my mind. Whether I'd suddenly got a thing for the hard right. I think you just. Just into it. Into what? John Howard? No, she said it's nothing to do with that.

Did she say that? Because that's a weird thing for a dream. Surely that's the first question. No, no, because they're so different. Think about them all. And it was all while I was pregnant. It wasn't after I was pregnant, those three. In the dream. Sorry, just to clarify, in my normal hot dreams, everyone.

one's attractive. It was just during my pregnancy period that those ones came up and that was the power thing, she said. So can I just please tell you, I know you're not going to reveal who the other person was in the car. I will at some point. It's just very vulnerable. Sure.

driving the car, did I hang around like an annoying third wheel? Did I walk inside? No, there was nothing weird. You weren't involved in any weirdness. All right. So what are we doing now, guys? You weren't an Uber driver either. You were a friend of mine. We're just three. Three mates. Was there anyone else in the front passenger seat or were you in your...

I don't remember. I was saying to Sash, we were talking about off air, because I said, can you remind me more about it? Because I forget them all. After I've had them and told somebody, I then move on to the next. I just move on to the next, you know? Just get another one. You can call Limo back. I need a lift to the next house.

I'd love to be a recurring part of your dreams. Always the driver. Always dropping you off somewhere. Or the snacks guy. Yeah, the snacks guy. Oh, Limo bought a room service. Limo, do you ever have saucy dreams? Not really. No. I mean, I did when I was younger, of course, but not for a long time. Really? I wouldn't have had one for 20 years. What are you talking about? No, call me old-fashioned, but I keep my sex mainly to...

In real life. Maybe that's not my problem. Oh, that's so sad. You've got to fill the void somewhere. Can you still be my driver? Sure. Call me any time. Hey, make sure you catch Lemo's.

Brand new stand-up show. I need to tell you about a thing I did is touring around the country. Adelaide, you're up next. Grab tickets and then Melbourne International Comedy Festival after that. Limo, it's always a pleasure. Thank you. Thank you, team. Now, you were a fan of the Wu-Tang Clan, yeah? Still am. Give me a bit of Wu-Tang Clan. A song I might know. What do you mean? What song would I know? This.

I don't know this song. It's the money. Dollar, dollar bills, y'all. Okay. Mocking one of the most influential. I'm not mocking it. I like it. But I just thought you'd give me something a bit more mainstream. Have you got anything more mainstream? I mean, there's gravel pit, but mainstream's not really their thing. Oh. Well, anyway, RZA. Yeah, love RZA. Best mate. Of course, one of the founding members of Wu-Tang.

He has announced that he has been doing something for 20 years and I thought I'd ask you what you think that thing is. Sunning his perineum. I don't know about RZA, but would RZA like to sun his perineum? I don't know. They're pretty spiritual dudes. Oh, interesting. They're really into... Old chow in monk stuff and things like that. Oh, like chanting and stuff. I don't think he's sonning his parenting. No. He is a vegan. Is he? He's a vegan. He said, and this is a quote from him.

On a chicken wing, my teeth hit the bone. My mind said, dead bird. You in New York City with all these pigeons flying around and here you are, supposed to be an intelligent human being and you're eating a dead bird. I never ate it again. Wow. In 20 years, he said he's never eaten meat again and he's been vegan ever since. Do you want to hear RZA speak? Yes, I don't know anything about RZA.

Well, there's the Rizzo, there's Jizzo, there's Ghostface Killer. Are they real names? Yeah. What about Rizzo from? What? Sama, wasn't there Rizzo in? Okay, no, he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan. Wasn't his name Rizzo? No, in Greece. In Greece. Rizzo. Cool. I am. This is the Wu-Tang Clan. Happy birthday. Happy birthday from the Wu-Tang Clan. Peace, baby, peace. Have a good one. Many more. That is so cool. And that's RZA going, bong, bong.

Is that like a cameo? My friend Michelle Laurie got me that. Oh, Michelle, what a legend. And she knows that I'm a big fan of Vuittang and God would make me a birthday message in which they call me Tommy Littles. And I really like it. That's so funny. All I've ever got you was a Pamela Anderson lookalike. No, her name was Pamela Anderson. Yeah. But it wasn't the actual Pamela Anderson.

We like to chat all things music. And one of our biggest music fans on the team, Eli, has joined us. He reckons he's got a little game for us. Yes. So I thought there's a bit of passive play along here, okay? Great. So something monumental happened on March the 5th, this date. 2002, the blueprint of every show that they've followed aired its first episode. Oh, 2002. Yes. So every show's followed them, South Park. Not South Park. So it was a reality TV show.

March the 5th, 2002. And it set the blueprint for every reality TV show. Not Survivor. It's too late for Big Brother, isn't it? Jersey Shore. So it's not contest related. Oh, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. No, that was 2007. But Ryan Seacrest, who produced The Kardashians, has credited this show as inspiring him and influencing him to create this. Is it The Hills? It's not The Hills.

is the first show of its category as well to win a primetime Emmy. Is it? Wait, so this show was the inspiration for Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Correct. So is it also about a family? It's about a family, yes. Oh, is it the, what's the woman and the daughter and the husband and he, the Osbournes? Yes, the Osbournes. Well done.

So, yes. So, that's at the blueprint. Did the Osbournes come before keeping on with the Kardashians? Yeah. So, they were 2002 Osbournes. The Kardashians were 2007. Paris and Nicole Simple Life, that was 2004. Oh, was that after the Osbournes? Yeah. So the Osborn set the trend. So at the time of its airing, it was the most successful show on MTV. Wow.

And, yeah, and, again, he won a primetime Emmy. You said if we got stuck before we played this game, you'd have a clue. I'm interested to hear what the clue was going to be. Well, there were a few clues. Oh, no, but now that you know that it's the Osbournes. What do you think the audio clue for the Osbournes would be? Generals gathered in their masses. Black Sabbath. Yes. Or I thought it might be. Sharon. I love that song. Do we have any Aussie?

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